Raphael Combat Skills

[MagentaSkies]

You got the info, Heretic, post it.

[heretic888]

Okay, here yah go. These are the ones for Raph, at least most of them:

Attributes:
-Intelligence Quotient: 12
-Mental Endurance: 13
-Mental Affinity: 11
-Physical Strength: 20
-Physical Prowess: 18
-Physical Endurance: 20
-Physical Beauty: 5
-Speed: 15

Combat Skills (with sai):
-Strike: +9
-Parry: +11
-Dodge: +7
-Throw (by the way, this refers to throwing one's weapon NOT a body flip/throw): +6
-Damage: +9 (based on Phyical Prowess as opposed to Physical Strength, same as Strike)
-Roll with Punch/Fall: +8
-Pull Punch: +3
-Body Block/Tackle: +1
-Knock Out/Stun: roll of 18-20 (includes bonuses)
-Critical Strike: roll of 17-20 (includes bonuses)

I will post the 'Other Skills' later when I have the books in front of me. I hope this helps.

[heretic888]

as promised, here's the rest:

Other skills:
-Scholastic Bonus (one time bonus to all skills): 0% (based on Intelligence Quotient)
-Save vs. Hypnosis/Mental Attacks/Psionics: +0 (based on Mental Endurance)
-Invoke Trust/Intimidation: 0% (based on Mental Affinity)
-Save vs. Coma/Death/Toxins: +9% (based on Physical Endurance)
-Charm/Impress: 0% (based on Physical Beauty)

Note: Raph is also a Psionic (more or less) and so his rolls to save vs. hypnosis/mental attacks/psionics need only be a 10 or better to save (as opposed to a 15 for a non-psionic).

[Jade Green]

Raph has a five for beauty?
Eegads! No one give him a mirror! Seven years bad luck if he looks into it!

Sorry, its the morning and I have yet to eat so I'm hyper!

[heretic888]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup, he sure is one ugly mo-fo!! :D

An interesting note..... no TMNT got as low on a 5 on anything except for Raphael in Physical Beauty. :P

[Jade Green]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup, he sure is one ugly mo-fo!! :D

An interesting note..... no TMNT got as low on a 5 on anything except for Raphael in Physical Beauty. :P

:dead:

[MagentaSkies]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup, he sure is one ugly mo-fo!! :D

An interesting note..... no TMNT got as low on a 5 on anything except for Raphael in Physical Beauty. :P

Hey, ugly people need lovin' too.

Raph: *looks to Randi* I need lovin :evilgrin:

[Jade Green]

Randi: *nervous laugh* Eh-heh.... *slinks behind Jade Green and Heretic and whispers* Help me out here...

Jade: Oh, don't worry Raph. *Evil grin* Randi's totally and utterly devoted to you.

Randi: *hisses* Nani yo!? Iie! I am not!

[MagentaSkies]

Randi: *nervous laugh* Eh-heh.... *slinks behind Jade Green and Heretic and whispers* Help me out here...

Jade: Oh, don't worry Raph. *Evil grin* Randi's totally and utterly devoted to you.

Randi: *hisses* Nani yo!? Iie! I am not!

Raph: ... *walks away muttering about stupid women under his breath*

[heretic888]

Heretic and Michelangelo: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[MagentaSkies]

Heretic and Michelangelo: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Raph: *turns and tosses a sai at Michelangelo* Yea as if YOU could do better.

[Jade Green]

Heretic and Michelangelo: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Randi: *dons on a serious look and crosses her arms* I fail to see how this is funny.

Jade: Well it IS!

[heretic888]

*perfect time to implement the combat rules* :D

*turns and tosses a sai at Michelangelo*

*Raph's Throw bonus, with a level 12 proficiency with the sai, is +6. I roll a twenty sided die..... it comes out to 6. 6 + 6 = 12. Raph's Throw is a 12.

Mike's Dodge bonus is a +9. I roll a twenty-sided die.... it comes out to 11. 9 + 11 = 20. Mike's Dodge is a 20.

Mike's 20 beats Raph's 11. Mike successfully dodges the sai. :D *

Mike: HAH!! MISSED ME!!!

Yea as if YOU could do better.

Mike: Well, Raph, unlike you I DO have a Physical Beauty of 16.

*Mike winks at Randi*

[Jade Green]

Randi: *closes here eyes and massages her temple exaspirated.* Why me?

[Voltron]

Enlighten me, what is all these stats for? Is there some sort of card game or something here?

[heretic888]

its a role playing game.

[Jade Green]

its a role playing game. :lol: Did he... actually think it was a CARD game???d Dude read the other subjects.

[heretic888]

*Mike and Heretic shrug shoulders* I dunno.

[Jade Green]

*Mike and Heretic shrug shoulders* I dunno.

Randi: *thankful that whomever it was asked such a silly question, it distracted them from the previous topic. whew! Now maybe she could sneak away unnoticed*

[heretic888]

Michelangelo suddenly appeared by Randi and gave her a big ol' hug!!! :D

[Voltron]

ummm
sorry, just sounded like Magic, or Gundam or something along those lines.

[Jade Green]

Michelangelo suddenly appeared by Randi and gave her a big ol' hug!!! :D

Hey! *(I'm just going to assume that he appeared in front of her) Randi took her thumbs and jabbed them into the pressure points near Mike's hips and attempted to push away.*

[heretic888]

Mike: OW! Feisty, huh?

[Jade Green]

Mike: OW! Feisty, huh?

Randi: Well, what would you do if some girl went and randomly hugged-... wait never mind, you'd be happy.

[heretic888]

Mike: HELL YEAH!!!

[MagentaSkies]

Mike: HELL YEAH!!!

*Raph had been watching from the sidelines* Meh-heh... looks like she rejected you too. Like I said: like YOU could do better.

[Jade Green]

Mike: HELL YEAH!!!

*Raph had been watching from the sidelines* Meh-heh... looks like she rejected you too. Like I said: like YOU could do better.

I didn't... I mean-er-uh... *Frowns, deciding she had better just shut up*

[heretic888]

Mike: :D

[MagentaSkies]

Mike: :D

MagS: :lol: Now this is funny.

Raph: *mutters under his breath*

[heretic888]

seriously though, mag, if you have any questions about the attributes and skills and whatnot I posted just ask...

[MagentaSkies]

seriously though, mag, if you have any questions about the attributes and skills and whatnot I posted just ask...

Raph: Yeah, I have a question, how come Mike's a better fighter and a better looker than me? That just aint right!

MagS: Heh, heh, they're fine by me; I have a copy of the stats somewhere in my room from when a friend gave them to me... if I have any questions about it I'll ask though... *Grins* Can we pick on Randi some more now?

[heretic888]

Raph: Yeah, I have a question, how come Mike's a better fighter and a better looker than me? That just aint right!


Heretic: *shrugs* I dunno, ask Eastman and Laird.... they approved of the whole thing.

[Jade Green]

*Grins* Can we pick on Randi some more now?

Jade: *laughs*

Randi: *growls* Why you guys just leave me alone?!?

[MagentaSkies]

Raph: *Grins maniacly as he sneaks up behind Randi. Seeing as how he/MagS has writers block right now, he thought he'd have a little fun. Snatches Randi from behind* Ah-Ha! Gotcha.

[Jade Green]

Randi: What the... HEY! Lemmego! *Squirms trying to break free from Raph's grip and kicks at the area just above the top of his akle.*

[MagentaSkies]

Randi: What the... HEY! Lemmego! *Squirms trying to break free from Raph's grip and kicks at the area just above the top of his akle.*

Raph: Nu-uh-uh... it aint goin' down like that, Randi. Why don't you tell me sum'thin... you afraid of Mike an me?

[Jade Green]

Randi: *pauses* Uh.... *growls* No way! The only thing I'm afraid of is... :evilgrin: YOUR BREATH! *Drops her weight into a horse riding stance and jumps away from him; she pulls her left eye-lid down and sticks her tongue at him.* Nyar!

((okay, why did we revive this Ooc/ic thing?))

[MagentaSkies]

Randi: *pauses* Uh.... *growls* No way! The only thing I'm afraid of is... :evilgrin: YOUR BREATH! *Drops her weight into a horse riding stance and jumps away from him; she pulls her left eye-lid down and sticks her tongue at him.* Nyar!

((okay, why did we revive this Ooc/ic thing?))

((Because I wanted to thats why :P ))

Raph: *breaths into his hand, trying to check his breath and then growls and turns away muttering to himself.*

(aw, you hurt his feelings)

[heretic888]

Mike: Raph has feelings?? :D

Heretic: Coulda fooled me.

[Jade Green]

Mike: Raph has feelings?? :D

Heretic: Coulda fooled me.

Jade: Now thats just mean.

Randi: Ha! Look whos talking miss I think I'll turture my own creation!

Jade: *Feins innocence* I was just having fun.

Randi: Next thing I know you'll sick that Leo after me too!

Leo: *sing songy* Oh Raaaaaandi!

Randi: Me and my big mouth... exscuse me while I find a place to hide.

Leo & Jade: *grin and burst out laughing*

[MagentaSkies]

MagS: *lounges in a chair and watches the fun*

Raph: *Slumps down on the couch and gives the rest death glares*

[Jade Green]

Randi: *sighs* Hey, look, I'm sorry, Raph, I only said that to escape from you.

Jade: Yeah! She's really ga-ga over you!

Randi: No. I. Am. Not.

[HorseTechie]

*Cyborg Don, bored because his RPG thread is not as active, comes here and watches the calamity* http://www.turtlequest.com/art/images/cydon.gif

Cydon (to HT): You said Randi was also bored.... doesn't look it to me.

*HT shrugs* :D

[Jade Green]

*Cyborg Don, bored because his RPG thread is not as active, comes here and watches the calamity* http://www.turtlequest.com/art/images/cydon.gif

Cydon (to HT): You said Randi was also bored.... doesn't look it to me.

*HT shrugs* :D

Randi: HT! Thank goodness you're here! Hide me!

*Jade smirks evilly*

[heretic888]

Mike: *raises eyeridge in amusement* Well, this should be interesting.... :D

[Jade Green]

Jade: *Grins even more* Ah, c'mon Randi! What are you afraid of?

Randi: YOU!

Jade: *fakes a hurt look* aw you don't really mean that do you?

Randi: *growls* I can't turn around with being afraid you're going to turture me in some way!

Jade: *feins innocence* Torture? Trying to find you a guy is turture?

Randi: I can find one on my own, thank-you-very-much!

[heretic888]

Mike: *raises hand* psst, right here!!

[Jade Green]

Mike: *raises hand* psst, right here!!

Randi: See?! Now look what you've gone and started Jade!

Jade: *laughs evilly* What's wrong? Don't tell me you're afraid of Mike too!

Randi: HA! Afraid of him? Yeah right!

[heretic888]

Mike: Yes, it is exceedingly difficult to be both afraid and aroused at the same time.... although not impossible. :lol:

[Jade Green]

Mike: Yes, it is exceedingly difficult to be both afraid and aroused at the same time.... although not impossible. :lol:

Randi: Hmph! *crosses her arms* Aroused? You wish!

[heretic888]

Mike: *grins* Well then, I must'a found a genie in the last three seconds cuz my wishes are'a comin' true!!

[Jade Green]

Mike: *grins* Well then, I must'a found a genie in the last three seconds cuz my wishes are'a comin' true!!

Randi: Ha! You're not even my type.

Jade: *scratches her chin, looking at Mike* I dunno, Randi, he looks a lot like Elijah.

Randi: Well he ain't him, is he?

Jade: Eh, true... Eli was a bit taller and thinner and his eyes were a lighter color brown.

Randi: *blinks* Eli's eyes were brown?

[heretic888]

*Michelangelo stratches head in confusion*

[MagentaSkies]

*Michelangelo stratches head in confusion*

MagS: So this Eli is like an Ex Boyfriend or something?

Raph: *raises his eye ridges* You didn't even know the color of the dude's eyes?

[Jade Green]

*Michelangelo stratches head in confusion*

MagS: So this Eli is like an Ex Boyfriend or something?

Randi: Errr something like that.

Raph: *raises his eye ridges* You didn't even know the color of the dude's eyes?

Randi: Well I uh... *scratches the back of her ehad* ...didn't pay much attention to his eyes... I liked his mind more.

[HorseTechie]

*CyDon looks perplexed, wondering why Randi is hanging tightly to his arm*

HT: oh... so it's not Elijah Wood? :goofygri:

[Jade Green]

Randi: No way, the only human I think is hot is Gackt.

Jade: Elijah Malicio.

Randi: JADE! BUTT OUT OF THIS!

Jade: Heh, heh, heh....

[MagentaSkies]

Randi: No way, the only human I think is hot is Gackt.

Raph: Who's Gackt?!?

MagS: You know that song, Illuminati?

Raph: Uh...

MagS: the one in Japanese about the holy Grail and 'Communion with Nimrod'.

Raph: That's by this Gackt guy? Remind me never to listen to that again.

Jade: Elijah Malicio.

Raph: Elijah and Randi? Don't go good together.

MagS: But Raph and Randi does!

Raph: *coughs uncomfortably*

Randi: JADE! BUTT OUT OF THIS!

Jade: Heh, heh, heh....

MagS: Woah, some one's real defensive about their Ex's. Did he dump you or vise versa?

[Jade Green]

Randi: *sneers* No, He died.

Jade: Like... over three years ago! Time to move on sista! Power to the women!

Randi: Just... Shut. Up.

[HorseTechie]

CyDon: Gackt...? *to Raph* Yeah, never heard of him either.

HT: Really, I thought Randi liked Raph too? Or was it that Raph who thought Randi was hot.

CyDon: Hrmm.. yeah, I remember you telling me that, HT. *looks innocent, while still trying to shake Randi off his arm*

[heretic888]

*Michelangelo is sitting in lotus position observing the whole situation*

Mike: You know, this is all quite amusing.....

[Jade Green]

*Michelangelo is sitting in lotus position observing the whole situation*

Mike: You know, this is all quite amusing.....

Randi: *growls, turns and storms off*

Jade: *watches her leave* Oops, might have gone too far with the Eli thing.

Leo: You think?

[heretic888]

*Michelangelo zips in front of Randi in the blink of an eye*

Mike: Goin' somewhere, beautiful?? *grins*

[Jade Green]

Randi: *growls* Yeah, any place but here.

[heretic888]

Mike *grins sum more* Goin' clubbin', huh??

[Jade Green]

Mike *grins sum more* Goin' clubbin', huh??

Randi: Something like that. *sidesteps and heads for the exit*

[heretic888]

*Mike follows Randi lively doing spry cartwheels and handsprings*

[Jade Green]

*Mike follows Randi lively doing spry cartwheels and handsprings*

Randi: *continues walking* ...are you trying to annoy me?

Jade: *appears like uhm... something from a movie :evilgrin:* Nah, he's just head over heels for you.

Randi: Shoo fly, don't bother me.

Jade: *shrugs, dissapears*

[heretic888]

Randi: *continues walking* ...are you trying to annoy me?


Mike: *a little more seriously* Uhh.... actually I was trying to cheer you up, but hey no one's perfect..... :P

Jade: *appears like uhm... something from a movie * Nah, he's just head over heels for you.

Mike: *in the middle of a handspring* Psssh... leave the comedy for the pros, darlin'. :P

[Jade Green]

Jade: *appears again* Heh, look who's talking, you've yet to cheer her up.

Randi: And you haven't done so either, Jade, so buzz off.

Jade: *sticks her tongue out at Randi and dissapears again*

[heretic888]

Mike: *watches Jade 'poof' again* How the hell does she do that??

Heretic: Yah got me.

[Jade Green]

Mike: *watches Jade 'poof' again* How the hell does she do that??

Heretic: Yah got me.

Randi: Because she can. *leaves the lair (or where ever they are)*

[heretic888]

Mike: *still following Randi* Lalala lee....

[Jade Green]

Mike: *still following Randi* Lalala lee....

Randi: *stops, whirles around* Why are you following me?!?

[heretic888]

Mike: *stops in mid-prance* Uhhh.... la??

[Jade Green]

Mike: *stops in mid-prance* Uhhh.... la??

*Randi scoffs and begins walking again* Men...

[heretic888]

Mike: *mocking Randi's voice and walk* Psh... women.

[MagentaSkies]

Mike: *mocking Randi's voice and walk* Psh... women.

MagS: Jade and Heretic must be really bored.

Raph: *mutters* Maybe they have Spring break too?

MagS: You goanna follow?

Raph: After what HT said, yeah.

MagS: *grins* Das my boy! Dun' let Mikey get her!

[Kali]

Kali:*sits, sipping a fruit drink* You people crack me up.

Oni:*leans over the back of the chair* When do I get to be played again?

Kali:*shrugs* Don't know, but I was thinking of reviving Toshiro as well.

Oni: Oh, just what we need, another sexist flirt.

Kali: Considering that he treats men the exact same way he treats women, I don't think you can call him sexist.

[MagentaSkies]

Kali:*sits, sipping a fruit drink* You people crack me up.

Oni:*leans over the back of the chair* When do I get to be played again?

Kali:*shrugs* Don't know, but I was thinking of reviving Toshiro as well.

Oni: Oh, just what we need, another sexist flirt.

Kali: Considering that he treats men the exact same way he treats women, I don't think you can call him sexist.

Raph: ...keep this Toshiro guy away from me...

MagS: No! Introduce Toshiro to Raph! I bet they'd make a-ah! *runs away from an angry raph*

[Kali]

Oni:*arches an eyebrow watching Raph chase his controller around* Tell me again what I see in him.

Kali: I'm still working on that fic, don't rush me.

*A tall young man with long flowing black hair, blue hippie glasses, and clothes that only he could make look good *poofs* out from nowhere*

Oni:*groans* Oh no...

Toshiro:*charming smile* Hey, did I miss the party?

Oni:*to Kali* Please, please tell me none of your other characters are going to show up.

[Jade Green]

Oni:*arches an eyebrow watching Raph chase his controller around* Tell me again what I see in him.

Kali: I'm still working on that fic, don't rush me.

Jade: Heh! I'm still trying to figure out how Randi would actually fall for Mike rather than Raph or Don! *scratches her head* Then again, the Don in Fatal Attractions and Funny how things work out AND Real Brothers is kinda a unintelligent Jackass.

Leo: Hrn, yes, very out of character.

Jade: Don't get me started on you, Leo.

Leo: What's wrong with me, YOU control me.

Jade: Only because... *stops and rethinks her words* Wait! I do control you! meh-heh-heh...

Leo: *groans* Me and my big mouth.

*A tall young man with long flowing black hair, blue hippie glasses, and clothes that only he could make look good *poofs* out from nowhere*

Jade: *jumps* ACK! Hey! Thats MY trick!

Leo: Not any more.

Oni:*groans* Oh no...

Toshiro:*charming smile* Hey, did I miss the party?

Jade: Whozzat? Izzat Toshiro? *blinks several times at the tall man and adjust her glasses. Jade is wearing black Jnco pants with skulls on them, a spiked belt, Volatair shoes, and a black tank top with slit sides and a skull & cross bones across the chest.*

Oni:*to Kali* Please, please tell me none of your other characters are going to show up.

Leo: *stands next to Oni* This is getting a little out of hand.

[Jade Green]

Mike: *mocking Randi's voice and walk* Psh... women.

Randi: *harumphs, slowing her pace* Testosterone.

[Kali]

Leo: What's wrong with me, YOU control me.

Jade: Only because... *stops and rethinks her words* Wait! I do control you! meh-heh-heh...

Leo: *groans* Me and my big mouth.
Kali:*snickers* Ooh, just be glad *I'm* not controlling you, Leo.

Jade: *jumps* ACK! Hey! Thats MY trick!

Leo: Not any more.
Yes, well, he's a demon sorcerer, it goes with his job description.

Jade: Whozzat? Izzat Toshiro? *blinks several times at the tall man and adjust her glasses. Jade is wearing black Jnco pants with skulls on them, a spiked belt, Volatair shoes, and a black tank top with slit sides and a skull & cross bones across the chest.*
Toshiro: Well, hello there. *takes Jade's hand and kisses it* A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Leo: *stands next to Oni* This is getting a little out of hand.
Oni: Yes, well, that would be pretty much the norm around here, wouldn't it?

Kali: Don't make me repossess you.

[R-iZZy]

Jade: Heh! I'm still trying to figure out how Randi would actually fall for Mike rather than Raph or Don! *scratches her head* Then again, the Don in Fatal Attractions and Funny how things work out AND Real Brothers is kinda a unintelligent Jackass.
Um... ow. How am I a jackass in all three? I know I am in one... for sure. You know what? I'm just gonna take that as a compliment... :tgrin: Hey... it's a dirty job, but Raph's not doing it... :lol:

[Jade Green]

Jade: *pulls her hand away from Toshiro--not rudely though* True, the Raph in those is just a sulker... but, heh, I actually like the way MagS plays him... Hey, Oni should join some of OUR role play games! Wouldn't suggest that Toshiro join in the ones Li is in... Li may try to obliverate him.

Li: What was this?

Jade: *sing-songy* Nothing! Bye bye now!

Li: *mutters something about having an insane creator and leaves*

[heretic888]

Randi: *harumphs, slowing her pace* Testosterone.


Mike: *stops pace, thinking* Uhhhh... milk?? :lol:

Pause.

Mike: Oh hey, Li. Howzit goin??

Another pause.

Mike: Damn, where did all these weirdos come from???

Heretic: Good question. You gonna ninjafy 'em??

Mike: Nah.... I ain't that bored..... now where the hell is Randi?? :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Jade: *pulls her hand away from Toshiro--not rudely though* True, the Raph in those is just a sulker... but, heh, I actually like the way MagS plays him... Hey, Oni should join some of OUR role play games! Wouldn't suggest that Toshiro join in the ones Li is in... Li may try to obliverate him.
Kali: Yes, well, Oni's still got her own demon to worry about. Specifically the one still taking up residence in her head. Anyway, Toshiro isn't really that dangerous. Sure, he's nearly all-powerful, but he has like no motivation. Unless there's a chance he'll get laid.

Toshiro: Is there anything else worth the effort?

Kali: :roll: But since I'm reading all the RP's anyway, I might as well try to join a couple. If I can find the right place to stick her. Don't say it, Toshi.

Toshiro:*shuts his mouth and pouts*

Li: *mutters something about having an insane creator and leaves*
Oni: I completely sympathize.

[heretic888]

Mike: *raises eyeridge*

Heretic: Ditto, Mikey.

[HorseTechie]

*Cy Don senses an overload of head characters, thus arching his one real eyeridge* Well, I'm just a wise ass... who knows when it's best to leave before things really start to get crazy...

*Cy Don edges out of crowded thread, hopefully before his shiney finish gets scratched. or some other unpleasant thing*

[Jade Green]

Jade: *had given up trying to escape the insanity and watches the crowd from a secluded spot*

Jade: Oh! Do join! PLEEEAAAASE! *baby eyes to Kali and Oni*

[heretic888]

*Cy Don senses an overload of head characters, thus arching his one real eyeridge* Well, I'm just a wise ass... who knows when it's best to leave before things really start to get crazy...

*Cy Don edges out of crowded thread, hopefully before his shiney finish gets scratched. or some other unpleasant thing*

Mike: Oh no you don't!! :evilgrin:

*Mike grabs Donny by the neck and yanks him back into the crowd*

Heretic: :lol:

Jade: *had given up trying to escape the insanity and watches the crowd from a secluded spot*

Jade: Oh! Do join! PLEEEAAAASE! *baby eyes to Kali and Oni*

Heretic: *raises eyebrow* Eh??

Mike: *stratches head* Hmmm.

[Jade Green]

Jade: *ish very happy* Kali might allow Oni to join in the fray!

Randi: *wonders if that is a good thing... hey, at least it would keep some of the guys off her back.* Yeah, let the girl join... could use an ally against the male population.

[heretic888]

Mike and Heretic: *cough cough* threesome! *cough cough* :evilgrin:

[Jade Green]

Mike and Heretic: *cough cough* threesome! *cough cough* :evilgrin:

Randi: :lol: Like you'd have a chance :lol:

Jade: :roll: well gee, Mike might not have a chance with Oni but...

Randi: I should kill you.

Jade: :D Oh come on Randi-kins!

Randi: AGAIN WITH THE NICKNAMES!

[heretic888]

Randi: Like you'd have a chance

Mike: Hah!! See, I knew I'd get her to cheer up!! Victory!! :D

Heretic: That you did, Mike. That you did. :roll:

Jade: well gee, Mike might not have a chance with Oni but...

Randi: I should kill you.

Jade: Oh come on Randi-kins!

Randi: AGAIN WITH THE NICKNAMES!

Mike: Randi-kins, huh?? :P

Heretic: Oh boy.... :roll:

[Jade Green]

Randi: Jade... I should kill you.

Jade: You do, and you dissapear forever... pretty sure Mike wouldn't like that at all.

Randi: Mike wouldn't care, he'd have er... Machias Banshee!

Jade: Hey, aint' she a dinosour?

Randi: *Shrugs*

[heretic888]

Randi: Jade... I should kill you.

Jade: You do, and you dissapear forever... pretty sure Mike wouldn't like that at all.

Mike: *whimpers like a dog and gives Randi puppy dog eyes look*

Heretic: You're pathetic, Mikey.

Mike: :D

Randi: Mike wouldn't care, he'd have er... Machias Banshee!

Jade: Hey, aint' she a dinosour?

Randi: *Shrugs*

Mike: :o

Heretic: :lol:

[Jade Green]

Randi: *groans* At least he's better than Leo.

Leo: Hey! What's wrong with me?

Randi: Oh...just everything.

[heretic888]

Mike: :P :P :P at Leo.

Heretic: *sits down by Jade* My, this is amusing.

[Jade Green]

Leo: *Crosses his arms* I happen to be the most focused of the turtles and the leader.

Randi: So? I happen to be the most powerful psychic in the Mutant Militia--when I actually feel like putting my abilities to good use--and I have been lead and have been followed and I know that the old saying is true.

Leo: And that is?

Randi: If the the followers will lead, the leaders will follow... any one can lead, Leonardo.

[Kali]

Jade: Oh! Do join! PLEEEAAAASE! *baby eyes to Kali and Oni*
Kali: Okay. I'll have to get her profile together though. I've changed it a bit since the last time I played her. Plus scan over the games and see where's the best place to put her. Any suggestions?

Oni: Do I get no say in this?

Kali: No.

[heretic888]

Leo: *Crosses his arms* I happen to be the most focused of the turtles and the leader.


Mike: Maybe, bro.... but yer still a schmuck. :evilgrin:

Randi: So? I happen to be the most powerful psychic in the Mutant Militia--when I actually feel like putting my abilities to good use--and I have been lead and have been followed and I know that the old saying is true.

Leo: And that is?

Randi: If the the followers will lead, the leaders will follow... any one can lead, Leonardo.

Mike: Hot damn! Beuatiful and smart!! :D

Kali: Okay. I'll have to get her profile together though. I've changed it a bit since the last time I played her. Plus scan over the games and see where's the best place to put her. Any suggestions?

Oni: Do I get no say in this?

Kali: No.

Heretic: Ouch.... gee, Kali, you should treat your creations with more respect.

Mike: Hey, I'm not your creation!!

Heretic: I never said you were.

Mike: Oh wait.... hey, you're right. Never mind.

Heretic: A'ight.

Mike: Word.

[Jade Green]

Mike: Hot damn! Beuatiful and smart!!

Jade: Randi's currently on her lonesome in Real Brothers.

Randi: *smirks at Mike's comment and says to Kali* In Fatal Attractions just put her anywhere... hell you can make her a member of the Mutant Militia if you want... or a captive! Raph can save you!

[heretic888]

Mike and Heretic: Yay! Another interesting character!! Yaya!!!

Mike: *walks off to side and winks at Randi just for kicks*

[Jade Green]

Mike and Heretic: Yay! Another interesting character!! Yaya!!!

Mike: *walks off to side and winks at Randi just for kicks*

Randi: :roll: boy, what'chu hintin' at?

[heretic888]

Mike: :wink: *doesn't say anything*

Heretic: DUN DUN DUN!! The plot thickens....

[Kali]

Heretic: Ouch.... gee, Kali, you should treat your creations with more respect.
Kali: I do, most of the time. But she's doing this just to annoy me.

Oni: True.

Jade: Randi's currently on her lonesome in Real Brothers.

Randi: *smirks at Mike's comment and says to Kali* In Fatal Attractions just put her anywhere... hell you can make her a member of the Mutant Militia if you want... or a captive! Raph can save you!
Kali: I like the captive idea. First, let me post up her new profile.

[Jade Green]

Mike: :wink: *doesn't say anything*

Heretic: DUN DUN DUN!! The plot thickens....

Randi: *clears her throat, giving Heretic the famous 'Death Glare' that woman can be known for.*

Jade: *sitting next to Heretic, snickers*

[heretic888]

Heretic: *scoffs* Watch out girly, I know a little ninjutsu too!

*assumes ichimonji no kamae in a mocking sort of way*

Mike: *raises eyeridge... and coughs* :roll:

[Jade Green]

Heretic: *scoffs* Watch out girly, I know a little ninjutsu too!

*assumes ichimonji no kamae in a mocking sort of way*

Mike: *raises eyeridge... and coughs* :roll:

Randi: *in her own mocking tone* Oh my, I'm scared, some one save me please.

[heretic888]

Heretic: *looks over at Mike and grins*

Mike: This looks like a job for...... SUPERTURTLE!! *Mike strikes a comic book-esque pose, with cheesy music playing in background*

[Jade Green]

Heretic: *looks over at Mike and grins*

Mike: This looks like a job for...... SUPERTURTLE!! *Mike strikes a comic book-esque pose, with cheesy music playing in background*

Jade: .... :| .....

Randi.... :dead: ....

Jade: .... :goofygri: *snicker*....

Randi: .... :roll: Oh brother, never mind... *turns and walks away.*

[heretic888]

Mike: Awww..... :(

Heretic: *shrugs shoulders*

[Jade Green]

Mike: Awww..... :(

Heretic: *shrugs shoulders*

Randi: *standing next to Mike* Don't pout, yer supposed to be a big boy.

[heretic888]

Mike: *noticing Randi is back* :D

Heretic: Geez.... :roll:

[Kali]

Oni: Finally I get to see some action.

Kali: Yeah, yeah, I'll be writing up intro posts over the next hour or so, hopefully finishing before I have to get off.

[MagentaSkies]

Oni: Finally I get to see some action.

Kali: Yeah, yeah, I'll be writing up intro posts over the next hour or so, hopefully finishing before I have to get off.

MagS: So, Oni's joining the club, ne?

Raph: *smirks*

[heretic888]

Heretic: I guess so, Mags.

Mike: *gives Raph a thumbs up* :wink:

[Jade Green]

Heretic: I guess so, Mags.

Mike: *gives Raph a thumbs up* :wink:

Randi: One down... Three to go... Hey, Jade, maybe you should get Hotti-chan to join the forums?

Jade: :o but Crys'll try to snag Mike!

Randi: Er.... Then what about Rogue?

Jade: Does she even have a female mutant turtle?

Randi: Yeah, one named SilverRain, I believe... would totally dig Leo.

Leo: *brightens up* SHe would?

Jade: I'll think about it

[heretic888]

Mike: *now standing next to Randi* Fer Buddha's sake, woman, how many damn mutant turtles have you concocted in that mind o' yers??

[Jade Green]

Randi: For JESUS' sake, what makes you think she thought them up?!? Hotti and Rogue are to other 'controllers' that Jade knows... Oy, if you could only see thier take on you and the rest. *shakes her head* Better than some though.

Jade: Mutant turtles that I created... Eli Malicio (dead), Morigan Rose (Doctor, married)... Miranda Ann Tezlof (all around bitch).

Randi: HEY!

Jade: Other mutants- Squack(A duck) and Squawk (a crow), Dianne Rose (lizard), Marx (rat), Fishro(cat), Anya(panther) China(cheetah)... Basil (hare) Mutants that are not created by Eastman and Laird that i sometimes control - Topez (Hare), Michaela (hare) Jason(Hare)... I think that about covers it.

Randi: This is why I don't like being inside Jade's head... and all of THOSE characters are just for TMNT... wait until you see the characters for OTHER role play games.

Jade: Should I bring them out?

Randi: NO!

[MagentaSkies]

MagS: Excluding the dead guy, that's 13 peeps! And you say there's more?

[Jade Green]

MagS: Excluding the dead guy, that's 13 peeps! And you say there's more?

Randi: Oh God! Please don't get her started!

Jade: Well lestsee... Oh! I forgot about Li didn't I!? Well she's human and I use her in more than just TMNT role plays...

Randi: *groans, putting her forehead on Mike's arm* WHy me?!?

Jade: Then... there's my Xmen characters- Aeval Camara, Roe Banquo, Belle Lang... some times I turn Randi human and use her...

Randi: *Growls* will some body PLEASE shut her up?!?

[heretic888]

Mike: *stratches head* Uhhh... right.

Heretic: *smiles* You guys crack me up.

[Jade Green]

Mike: *stratches head* Uhhh... right.

Heretic: *smiles* You guys crack me up.

Randi: You know, the more you say that, the more it looses its hilarity.

[heretic888]

Heretic: I never said that until now, girly. Mike did.

Mike: Yup.

*Pause*

Mike: So anyways, Randi..... watcha doin' this Saturday?? :D

[Jade Green]

Heretic: I never said that until now, girly. Mike did.

Mike: Yup.

*Pause*

Mike: So anyways, Randi..... watcha doin' this Saturday?? :D

Jade: Nothing. I am most likely going to be force to clean the house like every saturday and then I have have to go to work at One O'clock.

Randi: *mutters* ...meaning I'm stuck in that crowded mind of hers...

[heretic888]

Mike: Awww.... c'mon, Jade, you know you'd MUCH rather be writing Randi in with a date with me!! :D

Heretic: Hoo boy....

[Kali]

Mike: Awww.... c'mon, Jade, you know you'd MUCH rather be writing Randi in with a date with me!! :D
Oni: He's nearly as bad as Toshiro.

Kali: Yes, but at least Toshiro backs off after awhile.

Oni: Thank goodness for laziness.

Kali: Ooh, I just realized. Now that I'm playing Oni again, I get to start drawing her again! :D

Oni: When? You have two webcomics, three Ninja Turtle fan comcs, bulking up your gallery before the next Fan Art Awards, your fics...

Kali: Ha, you're talking to the Mistress of Multi-tasking here. One more task will not kill me.

[Jade Green]

Jade: Sorry Mike, money's uber important... I'm like half a grand in dept to my parents...

Randi: Speaking of drawing, don't you have to work on that portrait? And what about E9? you going to write the script for S.O. yet? And werent' you going to do a fan fic about my past?

Jade: Don't remind me... still working on the plot... and I haven't decided if Ezekiel should be in it or not.

Randi: How about not?

Jade: But he's cute!

Randi: He's a handful.

Jade: But he looks like his daddy!

Randi: Jade, single mother hood is not the life for me so no Ezekiel.

Jade: ...fine...

[heretic888]

Mike: Uhhh.... eek?

Heretic: :lol:

[Jade Green]

Mike: Uhhh.... eek?

Heretic: :lol:

Jade: *grins wildly at Mike* What, don't tell me you're afraid of a single mother!

Randi: *rolls her eyes* No, Jade, I think he's afraid of you.

[Jade Green]

Jade: :x Or maybe he's not interested in a single mother :x

Randi: *glares at Mike* Don't tell me that you'd be detered by a simple three-year-old child! Feh! And here I was going to suggest Friday rather than Saturday!

[heretic888]

Mike: :lol: Nah, im'a just messin' wit' yah. Gee..... maybe I should lay back on the puns. Nobody knows when and when to take me seriously anymore....

Heretic: No ****, sherlocke. :roll:

Mike: Ahem.... so Saturday you say??

[Jade Green]

Randi: :x No, not Saturday.... :D but friday's open

[heretic888]

Mike: Whoops. :D

Heretic: Guess yer bein' a little scatterbrained today, Mikey.

Mike: Shut up.

Heretic: Wattsa matta?? Devolving into your cartoon self?? :evilgrin:

Mike: :x Hey, that's not funny!!

Heretic: :evilgrin: Heh heh heh.

Mike: Ahem -- *looks at Randi* -- so Friday, huh??

[Jade Green]

Randi: *shrugs* Jade has nothing better to do.

Jade: Yes I do!

Randi: Like what?

Jade: Finish my portrait of that uber hot guy.

Randi: Feh, you can do that at the same time, smart one.

[heretic888]

Mike and Heretic: :lol:

[Jade Green]

Mike and Heretic: :lol:

Randi and Jade: What?!?

[heretic888]

Mike: Uhh.... we're laughing at the 'smart one'.

Heretic: Yup.

[Jade Green]

Jade: :evil: Fine! *Grabs Randi and drags her off*

Randi: Hey! Where are you taking me?!?

Jade: I have to mow the lawn, you're coming with me.

Randi: *groans*

[heretic888]

*Mike, a little annoyed, goes after them*

Mike: Hey! Randi and I were plannin' our date!!

Heretic: Uh-oh.

[Jade Green]

*Mike, a little annoyed, goes after them*

Mike: Hey! Randi and I were plannin' our date!!

Heretic: Uh-oh.

Jade: Yeah? Well I want 50 bucks knocked off my dept thank you very much AND I want to see a movie tonight so too bad.

Randi: It shouldn't take too long... be back later.

[heretic888]

Mike: Oh ok.... SEE YAH!! *waves goodbye*

Heretic: Have fun.

[Jade Green]

Mike: Oh ok.... SEE YAH!! *waves goodbye*

Heretic: Have fun.

Apparently, it rained this morning while I was still asleep... I cannot mow the lawn today.

Randi: HA! serves you right!

Jade: Hey, it just means that I'll mow it TOMORROW

Randi: But tomorrow is friday.

Jade: EXACTLY.

Randi: Do, and I will make you wish you didn't.

[heretic888]

Mike:...........

Heretic: I repeat: Uh-oh.

[Jade Green]

Mike:...........

Heretic: I repeat: Uh-oh.

Jade: You can't haunt my dreams!

Randi: Oh yes I can!

*Jade and Randi give each other death glares*

[heretic888]

Mike: *raises eyeridge and looks at Heretic*

Heretic: *shrugs shoulders*

[Jade Green]

Mike: *raises eyeridge and looks at Heretic*

Heretic: *shrugs shoulders*

((I thought you'd figure out by now that Randi and Jade were insane))

[Jade Green]

Jade: Is it friday all ready?

Randi: Yep, and all youv'e done so far is play on the web and Crono Trigger

[heretic888]

Mike: Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

[MagentaSkies]

Mike: Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Raph: Randi, you sure you wanna date a guy who qotes the three stooges?

MagS: Better to quote them than be one.

Raph: What's that supposed to mean?

MagS: :roll: nothing

[Jade Green]

Randi: Question is, which one would he be?

[MagentaSkies]

Randi: Question is, which one would he be?

MagS: Good question. Hey, Jade, you finish that picture?

Raph: *Crosses his arms and grumbles*

[heretic888]

Mike: *stratches head*

[Jade Green]

Mike: *stratches head*

Jade: NO, got called into work.

Randi: The thing is due on tuesday and you're not even half way done.

Jade: I know, I know...

[heretic888]

Mike: *shrugs* Eh, nobody's perfect....

[Jade Green]

Mike: *shrugs* Eh, nobody's perfect....

Randi: Yeah, but if she doesn't finish that picture she'll fail the class.

Jade: Eh, the teacher's a crock anyways.

Randi: By the way, sorry we couldn't do anything yesterday.

Jade: *obvious sarcasim* Wow, she's actually sorry about something.

Randi: Shut up.

[heretic888]

Mike: *gives Randi a thumbs-up* Eh, don't worry 'bout it... :D

[Jade Green]

Randi: *smiles at him, fluttering her eyes* So, whens that date going to start or are you going to just leave me high and dry?

[MagentaSkies]

Raph: What? Oh geeze! *rolls his eyes*

[Jade Green]

Raph: What? Oh geeze! *rolls his eyes*

Randi: Eh, 'Oh geeze' yourself! Go find Oni.

[Kali]

Oni: I thought people usually volunteered themselves.

Kali: Hey, at least you aren't fighting for him this time.

[heretic888]

heretic: *IS BACK!!!* whew. sorry guys, Spring break kept me'a busy.

mike: ...........................

[Jade Green]

Jade: Hey, was getting worried about you two!

Randi: No you weren't, I distinctly remember you saying that you liked the peace and quiet--wait, no, that was me.

[heretic888]

Mike: Nyuk nyuk nyuk :P

[Jade Green]

Mike: Nyuk nyuk nyuk :P

Randi: I suddenly have the urge to poke you in the eyes, Mike.

[heretic888]

Mike: oooh, spunky. I like that. :D

[Jade Green]

Mike: oooh, spunky. I like that. :D

Randi: *smirks back* Undaunted, as usual.