Merry Christmas Drake & Josh

[Guitar_Raph]

What did you think about that Nick movie?

Hilarious & heart warming, liked having Henry Winkler (Fonzie) as the judge.

Of course, I like that 12 Days of Christmas number.

[Peanut]

Jesus, save us all.

[CudleyCowlick]

Jesus, save us all.

Even Jesus can only do so much. I think we're humped.

[Anarky]

Drake and Josh lack both Tympanis and Ex-Cel Teen. You might want to write a fanfic on that.

[Hannah]

Is that you, Chris (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan)?

[Cure]

Is that you, Chris (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan)?

Man, as soon as I click that link, I get like 3 messages from hot girls, all in my city! They must love me.

[Sewer Bull]

I had the same, also from my city.

Weird that all of them had so Anglo-Saxon sounding names, not very common in my area.

[Anarky]

Is that you, Chris (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan)?

Not quite, but they're of the same caliber.

[Guitar_Raph]

Take it with all these negative comments, you were all rooting for Megan (Miranda Cosgrove) & that grinchy parole officer to lock those boys up for good!

Or better yet, Megan & Crazy Steve (Jerry Trainor) run off together, travel down I-5 North to the last major city I-5 reaches before the Canadian border. Then get new identites as brother-sister, living in a loft apartment.

SO WHAT?

[Anarky]

I think what we're trying to say is that you and Nightwatchersonlygirl would make the perfect couple. I would explore the possibility if I was you.

Also, Megan kicks ass.

[Sewer Bull]

Who the hell are Drake and Josh and Megan?

*googles*

Oh. I take you enjoy this show mostly because one of those boys plays the guitar, right?

I think what we're trying to say is that you and Nightwatchersonlygirl would make the perfect couple. I would explore the possibility if I was you.


He's Guitar_Raph, right, but she doesn't love Raph anymore. Only Nightwatcher.

[Anarky]

Guitar? GUITAR!? Don't be ridiculous! The timpani is the way to go. Every cool kid plays the timpani! Screw you and your guitars! The best musicians in the world are timpanists!

Feh, guitars! If Josh would play the timpani, I bet Megan wouldn't be so mean to him.

[Sewer Bull]

Do you think I'd finally get laid if I started to play the timpani?

[Anarky]

Laid? You'll have orgy after orgy! I mean, look at Drake and Josh. Drake plays the guitar, yet he never gets past a little kiss by some random girl. Josh doesn't play any instrument at all and he's only getting the hardassed bitch that used to mess with him every oportunity she got.

Now picture both of them as timpani-players. Laid back, smooth, cool... how can the cheerleaders not go for that?

[Hannah]

Josh and Mindy definitely have sex. You can tell.

[Guitar_Raph]

Nice idea of a "Love Connection" Anarky! I love to be friends with NightwatchersOnlygirl because she never insults me.

I try to post somehting pleasant (outside a fanfic) & what reaction do I get? Orgys, slut, sex! This topic's turning into The Jerry Springer Show all of a sudden!

[Anarky]

Well, that's what the timpani are all about.

And I'd trust Hannah on that one, she must know, she's the target audience. And also an expert on timpani-players. Her knees go soft whenever she hears someone muffle the drums. And you, as our local main-timpani-guy, you should know what it means to be Mr. Lovemachine. :D

[Hannah]

I wish there was a way to convey just how much I hate you.

[Peanut]

I wish there was a way to convey just how much I hate you.

Are you kidding? That's comedy GOLD! If he started a comedy team with KROW and Jester, the world would never be the same.

[Hannah]

...Ba dum tish?

[Peanut]

It wasn't a joke, it was a statement. This is why everyone hates you!

[Hannah]

Oh... okay.

[KROW]

If he started a comedy team with KROW and Jester, the world would never be the same.

I'm always open to new ideas, but only if he played a banjo. It'd go good with Jester's resident state and the way I incorporate the word, "hyuk" at the end of a few of my jibes.

[Jester]

How'z 'bout it Anarky. Wanna join our jug band comedy troup?

[Cure]

Way to encourage them, Peanut, you asshole.

[Mecha Cow]

...Ba dum tish?
No no. This (http://instantrimshot.com/) is much more effective.