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Raph's Girl
02-09-2009, 12:21 AM
Aaaand the line up is:

Belinda Carlisle (love her music)
Steve-O
David Alan Grier (seriously)
Shawn Johnson (some Olympian gymnast)
Jewel
Lil Kim
Gilles Marini (who?)
Ty Murray (cowboy)
Nancy O'Dell (cuz they need somebody to report things behind the scenes?)
Denise Richards
Lawrence Taylor (American Football player)
Chuck Wicks (who?)
Steve Wozniak (since when are the founders of Apple considered to be stars?)

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ThirdMarioBro
02-09-2009, 11:18 PM
Belinda wins by default. I've had the hots for that woman since I was four.
XERO
02-09-2009, 11:23 PM
Wait... did you say Steve-O?
KROW
02-09-2009, 11:35 PM
Wait... did you say Steve-O?

I was just about to point that out. I don't watch Dancing With the Stars, but if Steve-O is in it and he participates in every dance wearing that leopard-print speedo, I will tune in.
XERO
02-09-2009, 11:46 PM
That is, if he's not busy getting wasted and stapling his sack to his thigh.
KROW
02-09-2009, 11:51 PM
I wonder who his partner will be. I'm guessing Jewel. She most closely resembles a jungle cat, with that snaggle tooth of hers.
Jester
02-09-2009, 11:57 PM
But KROW, they are paired with a professional dancer....Oh lord what have I done?
XERO
02-09-2009, 11:57 PM
I'm surprised it's not Pontius. Could've had a Party Boy thing goin' on there. :lol:
KROW
02-10-2009, 12:03 AM
But KROW, they are paired with a professional dancer....Oh lord what have I done?

Oh, they are? See, I don't watch the show (like I said), so I didn't know. Wouldn't it be great if the celebrities danced together? Wouldn't that make more sense? Wouldn't that make more people watch it? I think so. I say they scrap the whole idea and get full-on celeb on it. I wanna see Macy Gray tango with Shatner.
XERO
02-10-2009, 12:14 AM
Yeah, might as well have Chris Brown dance with Rihanna as well.

Oh, wait... :|
ThirdMarioBro
02-10-2009, 01:42 AM
Oh, they are? See, I don't watch the show (like I said), so I didn't know. Wouldn't it be great if the celebrities danced together? Wouldn't that make more sense? Wouldn't that make more people watch it?

LOL! Oh God no. Most of those people can't count in time with music. Why would people tune in to watch a bunch of untrained schmucks flop around and make fools of themselves [without guidance]. Besides, the pro dancers on that show are frankly the hottest breathing creatures on this Earth.