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Guitar_Raph
02-11-2009, 06:32 AM
So I posted this near Valentine's Day.
Leo & Venus would be a perfect couple. Leo's got all the right moves.
Buslady
02-11-2009, 07:28 AM
Maybe so but Raph's sexier, dangerously sexy.
Even that corny version of him...he could be anyways. Just get rrid of all that crap hanging off him, redesign that stupid plastron and he could look alright.
Jester
02-11-2009, 12:29 PM
When I did TMNT figure play back in the day with my NM figures, it was Raph and Venus, if only because I had a mini Raph figure I made their son. :P
I know...shoot me now!
In all seriousness though, Raph was probably the least interested (save for maybe Donnie) so I'd pick him.
Archon_Turtle
02-11-2009, 12:30 PM
When I did TMNT figure play back in the day with my NM figures, it was Raph and Venus, if only because I had a mini Raph figure I made their son. :P
I know...shoot me now!
In all seriousness though, Raph was probably the least interested (save for maybe Donnie) so I'd pick him.
what are you trying to say about Don? *wink*
Jester
02-11-2009, 12:34 PM
Not that....:roll:
Don and Venus were polar opposites. Maybe they would have worked, but I'd still give it to Raph, because the ladys love jerks. :P
Basing on watching the series alone, I would say Leo/Venus or Raph/Venus. However...I do kinda like Mikey/Venus even though it seems like Venus gets grossed out by his comments sometimes. xD
Ninjinister
02-11-2009, 12:42 PM
I would have rather Venus had been biologically related to the boys instead of having this whole mess exist to begin with. Ugh.
Archon_Turtle
02-11-2009, 02:05 PM
She'd probably have an "open relationship" with the 4 of them...what a slut! Though still not as bad as Smurfette. *nod*
Which Turtle would date Venus?
I hope you know how disturbing that is.
Raph's sexier, dangerously sexy.
I hope you know how disturbing that is.
When I did TMNT figure play back in the day with my NM figures, it was Raph and Venus, if only because I had a mini Raph figure I made their son. :P
I hope you know how Jestery that is.
I would have rather Venus had been biologically related to the boys instead of having this whole mess exist to begin with. Ugh.
That would only make things more disturbing...
She'd probably have an "open relationship" with the 4 of them...what a slut! Though still not as bad as Smurfette. *nod*
I hope you know how... nice your tattoos are. Please don't hurt me.
Ninjinister
02-11-2009, 02:36 PM
Though still not as bad as Smurfette. *nod*
Especially considering she wasn't even a real Smurf.
That would only make things more disturbing...
I meant that since they were related, this whole "Venus dating the others" s*** would be a moot point.
Lil G
02-11-2009, 03:07 PM
Maybe so but Raph's sexier, dangerously sexy.
Even that corny version of him...he could be anyways. Just get rrid of all that crap hanging off him, redesign that stupid plastron and he could look alright.
Okaaaaaaaayyyyyy... *Slowly walks away from computer screen*
cMac44111
02-11-2009, 04:11 PM
I'll say Don just to be different.
Chrissie Terrapin
02-11-2009, 04:45 PM
LEO! they're a perfect match!
she'll first have fun with Raph and maybe mike and don and settle down with leo XD
I'm more of a Mona Lisa guy.:P
Cipher
02-11-2009, 05:19 PM
This thread is an abomination.
Except Jester's post. That was endearing and humorous.
The Himalayas would be proud.
Cipher
02-11-2009, 05:24 PM
Although I guess if Venus had to date someone, it could be those two muscular alien turtles from the old toon. They could do an Effeil Tower.
What, too much?
Apparently, not enough.
You forgot Slash.:P
Jester
02-11-2009, 06:01 PM
I now wonder why no one has said, "Benvenuto." :P
Ryona
02-11-2009, 06:44 PM
Worst thread of 2009 so far? I think so!
But just to add to this pile of crap, I'll say Splinter + Venus.
I meant that since they were related, this whole "Venus dating the others" s*** would be a moot point.
Doesn't mean it wouldn't be discussed anyway... :sick:
Coola Yagami
02-11-2009, 08:31 PM
Making them siblings would be gross. I mean as the ONLY mutant turtles alive, if something were to happen down the line to them and there would only be 1 male turtles and Venus left.... eventually they'd have to break that rule to keep their uh... species goin?
Cipher
02-11-2009, 08:33 PM
Making them siblings would be gross. I mean as the ONLY mutant turtles alive, if something were to happen down the line to them and there would only be 1 male turtles and Venus left.... eventually they'd have to break that rule to keep their uh... species goin?Why? The Turtles have always been "the last of their species."
Also, why, why, why are we talking about this?
Raph's Girl
02-11-2009, 08:39 PM
I'll go with Leo/Venus. That appeared to be the direction they were going anyways.
To me Raph will always belong to Ninjara...even tho he eventually married her great-granddaughter, Mezcaal.... :P
Coola Yagami
02-11-2009, 08:42 PM
Why? The Turtles have always been "the last of their species."
Also, why, why, why are we talking about this?
They've always been the last of their species because there were no other Mutant Turtles. Even if say... Leo did Lotus/Karai/Radical, Mikey did Kala/Seri, Don did April and Raph did Ninjara/Mona Lisa, their kids sure as hell wouldn't be mutant turtles anymore, would they?
Adding a female Mutant Turtle just opens that door wether you want it to or not. Probably why Laird was so hellbent against having her character created for New Mutation.
And c'mon guys, let's stop acting so squeemish. I know, I know, they're Turtles, but they act more human than any pet turtle you'll ever see in real life which is why we all watch the show to begin with (who wants to see a show about 4 baby turtles just swimming around a glass bowl for half an hour?) Again, if we can discuss Baxter's mutilations and Shrdder being decapitated without going for an airsickness bag, we can also discuss this. I know there are kids here sometimes, but geez what is with the world when we can discuss extreme mutilation but not sex?
Cipher
02-11-2009, 08:49 PM
And c'mon guys, let's stop acting so squeemish. I know, I know, they're Turtles, but they act more human than any pet turtle you'll ever see in real life which is why we all watch the show to begin with (who wants to see a show about 4 baby turtles just swimming around a glass bowl for half an hour?) Again, if we can discuss Baxter's mutilations and Shrdder being decapitated without going for an airsickness bag, we can also discuss this. I know there are kids here sometimes, but geez what is with the world when we can discuss extreme mutilation but not sex?I'll going to say that it's not because this thread is about sex, but more because it's just a really, really retarded discussion.
Also, two muscular alien turtles.
I now wonder why no one has said, "Benvenuto." :P
Why would you bring me into this Jerry Springer episode?:dead:
doomiscool
02-11-2009, 09:34 PM
Worst thread of 2009 so far? I think so!
But just to add to this pile of crap, I'll say Splinter + Venus.
Lol! That made my day! XD
How about Venus and the Dragon Lord...they're both from that crappy series and characters people didn't like so they'll go well together ;D (Either that or Wick...:roll:)
Jester
02-11-2009, 09:38 PM
Wasn't Dragon Lord a transplant from the then current Image universe?
I now wonder why no one has said, "Jarrah." :P
Fixed. :thumbsup:
Jester
02-11-2009, 10:08 PM
Fixed. :thumbsup:
Touche....touche. :P
Cipher
02-11-2009, 10:21 PM
Wasn't Dragon Lord a transplant from the then current Image universe?No. You're thinking of Lord Komodo. All the Next Mutation villains besides Shredder were original for the series.
Jester
02-11-2009, 10:23 PM
Is he never called the Dragon Lord?
Cipher
02-11-2009, 10:25 PM
Is he never called the Dragon Lord?Not as far as I remember, although I haven't read the entire Image volume. They're different characters, at any rate.
Buslady
02-11-2009, 11:06 PM
I hope you know how disturbing that is.
only to you my dear :P
To me Raph will always belong to Ninjara...even tho he eventually married her great-granddaughter, Mezcaal....
NINJARA!?? *GAGS* That little (@*#&$ dumped him like a sack of potatoes, he dont belong to her at all!
Chrissie Terrapin
02-14-2009, 06:49 AM
NINJARA!?? *GAGS* That little (@*#&$ dumped him like a sack of potatoes, he dont belong to her at all!
Raph deserves better than her
cup-mikey-gertha
02-14-2009, 06:56 AM
It has to be Leo-Venus.
;)
Chrissie Terrapin
02-14-2009, 06:58 AM
It has to be Leo-Venus.
;)
yeah they're a perfect couple^_~
Candy Kappa
02-14-2009, 07:24 AM
Leonardo and Venus
Sage Ninja
02-14-2009, 12:16 PM
Curiosity compells me. Who is Jarrah? :ohwell:
Jester
02-14-2009, 12:48 PM
A member who was banned after posting Venus inspired Hentai on the boards.
TheUltimateShredhead
02-14-2009, 03:45 PM
Im not well known with venus, but i gotta say Don. Leo have Lotus, Mikey have Kalla, Raph have Mona Lisa, so that leaves Don left. I know im mixing with universes:P please don't arrest me:P
ZariusTwo
02-14-2009, 11:17 PM
Don has Irma:)
:lol: bizarre question, but okay.
Hopefully none of them! Can you imagine how much trouble it would cause...
NightwatchersOnlygirl
02-15-2009, 03:53 AM
Venus and Mikey I liked the chi pool gag that was funny as for Raph I can date him any time
ZariusTwo
02-15-2009, 03:56 AM
...And I'm proven right yet again.
Yeesh.
Roland
03-26-2009, 03:58 PM
I know this is random. *pause for effect*
But what about Splinter and venus or does he date older women.(non furry i hope).
I know this is random. *pause for effect*
But what about Splinter and venus or does he date older women.(non furry i hope).
Why would Splinter date a non-furry?
Why the hell am I asking this?
Cipher
03-26-2009, 07:57 PM
What dark sorcery brought this thread screaming back up from the pits of Hell?
Doc_ock_4mugen
03-26-2009, 08:47 PM
But what if Venus was a lesbian?
just kidding... Venus should disappear from this dimension with everything related to TNM... and She would date Leo or Raph... She's way out of Mikey's league... Donny, well he's more interested in pursuing scientific discovery, but nerdy guys tend to be perverts, so... It has to be either Leo or Raph.
Krang
03-26-2009, 11:19 PM
What dark sorcery brought this thread screaming back up from the pits of Hell?
No idea, but it's time to send it back where it belongs.
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