Why the flip does Sonic need a car?

[Ninjinister]

http://kotaku.com/5271986/sega-wheels-out-sonic-all+star-racing

FFS, it's Sonic Drift all over again. Only with the annoying simians from Samba de Amigo and Super Monkey Ball.

Go to Hell, Sega.

[Mecha Cow]

To drive around in, silly boy.

[Ninjinister]

(Rim shot)

[Mecha Cow]

Use this (http://www.instantrimshot.com) instead.

[gobo]

Why the flip does Sonic need a car?
How else is he supposed to get chix?

[Ninjinister]

Use this (http://www.instantrimshot.com) instead.

Last time I pushed a big red button I blew up the power plant... no thanks.

[poiuytre]

Maybe it's so Sonic can ghost-ride the whip during the loading sequen- yeah fine, I got nothing. There's no excuse to put Sonic in that car. :(

[Candy Kappa]

he's gotten slow over the years and need a car now

[Archon_Turtle]

Cars are more slylish then sneakers.

[Brodie]

Clearly, its so that X guy can come in and compare Sonic's car to his car.

[Ryona]

Sonic in a car is like Goku with a bazooka or Superman in a kevlar vest. What's the point? Oh wait, it's so Sega can make more money. My bad.

[Brodie]

Sonic in a car is like Goku with a bazooka or Superman in a kevlar vest. What's the point? Oh wait, it's so Sega can make more money. My bad.

Oh ****! CLOSE THIS THREAD NOW!

There's no point in keeping it open, Ryona came in and dropped some of her vast knowledge on us! Like, if anyone else said that, I'd think they were stating the obvious, but ****, now I know its true.

Why can't you inform us of all the other things you understand, that we clearly don't? I mean, I think it'd be beneficial if you came in with this know-how on other topics, and word it in a way that colors everyone else dumb, because you get it.

[Ninjinister]

Sonic in a car is like Goku with a bazooka.

Settle for a machine gun?

http://cgi.ebay.com/DRAGONBALL-Z-GOKU-ACTION-FIGURE-SERIES-9-IRWIN-1999_W0QQitemZ110389034917QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_De faultDomain_0?hash=item19b3b2ffa5&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A13 18|301%3A0|293%3A3|294%3A50

[Cure]

Oh ****! CLOSE THIS THREAD NOW!

There's no point in keeping it open, Ryona came in and dropped some of her vast knowledge on us! Like, if anyone else said that, I'd think they were stating the obvious, but ****, now I know its true.

Why can't you inform us of all the other things you understand, that we clearly don't? I mean, I think it'd be beneficial if you came in with this know-how on other topics, and word it in a way that colors everyone else dumb, because you get it.

Whoa, SLOW YOUR ROLE, BUDDY. You don't wanna be put in her f*cking SIG do you?! That's how she'll get you! BY SIGGING YOU.

[Ryona]

Oh ****! CLOSE THIS THREAD NOW!

There's no point in keeping it open, Ryona came in and dropped some of her vast knowledge on us! Like, if anyone else said that, I'd think they were stating the obvious, but ****, now I know its true.

Why can't you inform us of all the other things you understand, that we clearly don't? I mean, I think it'd be beneficial if you came in with this know-how on other topics, and word it in a way that colors everyone else dumb, because you get it.

Wow... lol

I don't even know what else to add. That was a whopper. Well executed :thumbsup:

[Peanut]

Posting news about the latest Sonic rape story is like all those child abuse sh*ts that get posted in Current Events. We all feel bad for being a human being, then forget about it 10 minutes later and go on with our menial lives.

[Mecha Cow]

Just because Sonic can run fast doesn't mean he always wants to. He's not as young as he used to be. Saying Sonic can't drive a car because he can run is like saying you shouldn't use utensils because you can eat with your hands. And I'm never eating pasta with my hands again.

[Brodie]

I love Mecha. I too hate to think of the days of eating things with my hands.

Skittles with spoons 4EVA

[Ninjinister]

For the love of Christ... the topic's title is a rhetorical question. The first couple of times it was attempted, it wasn't bad... but now it's just as bad as the game's existence in and of itself.

Thank heavens I didn't go with my original topic title of milking hedgehogs....

[gobo]

I think I missed the part where Ryona said or even suggested that we obviously didn't get the point. Link?
And I'm never eating pasta with my hands again.
:lol: Hilarity... :D
For the love of Christ... the topic's title is a rhetorical question.
Damn... Is the hypersensitivity in this thread contagious or something?

[Candy Kappa]

milking hedgehogs....

you sick pervert:P

[Peanut]

I think I missed the part where Ryona said or even suggested that we obviously didn't get the point. Link?

Don't bring your defense bullsh*t into this section.

Damn... Is the hypersensitivity in this thread contagious or something?

Yes. Get out.

[XERO]

As long as they call it Sonic Drives a Car & Knuckles, I'll be fine.

[Cipher]

Wait a minute, what the ****?

Hedgehogs can't drive. This game is a crime against nature.

Yes. Get out.I ****ing cried.

[gobo]

Don't bring your defense bullsh*t into this section.



Yes. Get out.
"I know you are, but what am I?" and assorted other beligerent remarks... http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/silly/neenerneener.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)
Wait a minute, what the ****?

Hedgehogs can't drive.
:lol:

[Hannah]

http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/silly/neenerneener.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com/)
Did you just use your own f*cking smiley? Get out of here.

[Mecha Cow]

Hedgehogs can't drive.
Yes they can. Look:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/05/sonicracing.jpg

[Cipher]

Yes they can. Look.Photoshopped!

[Ninjinister]

Damn... Is the hypersensitivity in this thread contagious or something?

I see how it is. Here I was, about to give you the "Best answer to a question that didn't need to be answered award" for Sonic trawling for some tail, because it reminded me of DCAU Flash... looks like I'll have to choose a runner up to take your place. It's a toss-up between Ryona's "Sega making money" and Mecha Cow's "to drive".

[Cure]

I see how it is. Here I was, about to give you the "Best answer to a question that didn't need to be answered award" for Sonic trawling for some tail, because it reminded me of DCAU Flash... looks like I'll have to choose a runner up to take your place. It's a toss-up between Ryona's "Sega making money" and Mecha Cow's "to drive".

Is Evenstar pissed you've moved on from kissing her ass to Ryona's? Cuz it's been happening a lot lately.

[Peanut]

Photoshopped!

I agree with Cipher. This is total bullsh*t, Mecha. You've got to stop doing this kind of stuff. I take my Hedgehog very seriously, and this kind of thing is offensive.

[Ninjinister]

Is Evenstar pissed you've moved on from kissing her ass to Ryona's? Cuz it's been happening a lot lately.

Hey, I didn't have a lot to work with. Some of those answers were pretty damn lame, and I happen to like absurdest lampshading.

You're just sad 'cause you couldn't think of anything better.

[XERO]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/05/sonicracing.jpg

'Please, Sega, pimp my ride!'

[Mecha Cow]

You guys don't know sh*t about sh*t. That picture is not a 'shop. I found it on the internet.

[Ninjinister]

You guys don't know sh*t about sh*t. That picture is not a 'shop. I found it on the internet.

(Gasp) Then it MUST be real!

[Brodie]

pics or it didn't happen

[Cipher]

You guys don't know sh*t about sh*t. That picture is not a 'shop. I found it on the internet.I once found a site called "Nana's Cookie Jar" on the internet. But nothing will ever make that okay, will it?

[XERO]

It might as well be a friggin' Rick Roll.

[Peanut]

You know, guys...I've been doing a lot of serious thinking about Sonic & Sega All-Star Racing...and I'm slightly confused.

If Tails is driving a helicopter, why didn't they just make each character use something different? It would have added a healthy dose uniqueness to the proceedings. We've all see the mascot driving games, but what if the other characters had game-specific rides? Why can't AiAi from Monkey Ball be...well...in a Monkey Ball? Why can't Sonic, instead of driving, be running? Why couldn't they at least do THAT?

But then I remembered...Sega. And I stopped thinking.

[Ninjinister]

You know, guys...I've been doing a lot of serious thinking about Sonic & Sega All-Star Racing...and I'm slightly confused.

If Tails is driving a helicopter, why didn't they just make each character use something different? It would have added a healthy dose uniqueness to the proceedings. We've all see the mascot driving games, but what if the other characters had game-specific rides? Why can't AiAi from Monkey Ball be...well...in a Monkey Ball? Why can't Sonic, instead of driving, be running? Why couldn't they at least do THAT?

But then I remembered...Sega. And I stopped thinking.

Thank you, Peanut, for actually steering this topic in the direction I had intended.

That would have made a lot of freakin' sense, which, as you alluded to, defeats Sega's "vision". Why can't Tails just use his flippin', well, tails to fly anyway? Did Sonic push the little crap down the stairs and now they're broken? What would the Samba de Amigo monkey drive?

One big problem I have with these kinds of games and Sega, is their misrepresentation of characters. Where's Axel Stone, Akira Yuki, the dude from Altered Beast, Psycho Fox... any one of these much better Sega characters. Best thing to happen to Sega Superstars Tennis was Alex Kidd, because Sega finally acknowledged him after like 20 years.

[Peanut]

Best thing to happen to Sega Superstars Tennis was Alex Kidd, because Sega finally acknowledged him after like 20 years.

I mean...if you want to...call that a good thing. I was alright having forgotten about Alex Kidd for all that time, to be honest.

[Archon_Turtle]

You know, guys...I've been doing a lot of serious thinking about Sonic & Sega All-Star Racing...and I'm slightly confused.

If Tails is driving a helicopter, why didn't they just make each character use something different? It would have added a healthy dose uniqueness to the proceedings. We've all see the mascot driving games, but what if the other characters had game-specific rides? Why can't AiAi from Monkey Ball be...well...in a Monkey Ball? Why can't Sonic, instead of driving, be running? Why couldn't they at least do THAT?

But then I remembered...Sega. And I stopped thinking.

And give them all weapons, and make another Twisted Metal that nobody cares about!

[Ninjinister]

I mean...if you want to...call that a good thing. I was alright having forgotten about Alex Kidd for all that time, to be honest.

I didn't say it was necessarily good. It's just that in contrast to the rest of the game, it's amazing.

[Cipher]

Sonic running would be cool and all, but on the other hand, Sonic R.

My case has been rested. So hard.

[Peanut]

And give them all weapons, and make another Twisted Metal that nobody cares about!

Right...because a car combat game is the same as a mascot racer...and who are you, Jaffe?

I didn't say it was necessarily good. It's just that in contrast to the rest of the game, it's amazing.

Aw, Superstar Tennis wasn't that bad. I mean, have you touched Alex Kidd lately? I was in traction for a week.

[Ninjinister]

Aw, Superstar Tennis wasn't that bad. I mean, have you touched Alex Kidd lately? I was in traction for a week.

I actually haven't spent a lot of time on it since I've gotten it, but that Sonic vs. Sonic match I did was mind-numbing. I would have rather been playing Wii Sports Tennis.

[Archon_Turtle]

Right...because a car combat game is the same as a mascot racer...and who are you, Jaffe?


I was creating a non sequitur, not making an honest comparison, k thanks.

[Jester]

I think he ment the original Alex Kidd, Ninji.

[Peanut]

I was creating a non sequitur, not making an honest comparison, k thanks.

It was a poor attempt. Get out.

[XERO]

Does Alex Kidd have a car?

Like, a Kiddmobile or some shiznit?

[Jester]

It was a poor attempt. Get out.

I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice and eat Canadian bacon and drink maple syrup while riding their polar bears....

[Archon_Turtle]

It was a poor attempt. Get out.

I often take comfort in the fact that you will die alone.

[Peanut]

I often take comfort in the fact that you will die alone.

Right, with my fiance and all my friends and all! F*cking so looooonely. Get another ******y tattoo to make you feel better. I'm sure those DRAW IN THE BABES!

I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice and eat Canadian bacon and drink maple syrup while riding their polar bears....

Stereotypes, man. Stereotypes. And my bear is named Maurice.

[Archon_Turtle]

Right, with my fiance and all my friends and all! F*cking so looooonely. Get another ******y tattoo to make you feel better.


God I wish I was you.

[Jester]

Stereotypes, man. Stereotypes. And my beat is named Maurice. *takes of his "Get-er-Dun" Trucker hat and sleeveless shirt, spits out his "chaw" and dis-mounts his sister.*
Right...stereotypes...um....that's all they are

[XERO]

Wait... there's polar bears in Canada?

[Peanut]

God I wish I was you.

I know, right? You wouldn't have to come to a Ninja Turtles forum and ask for ideas about a tattoo you're getting to remind you of how much of an alcoholic failure you once were.

*takes of his "Get-er-Dun" Trucker hat and sleeveless shirt, spits out his "chaw" and dis-mounts his sister.*
Right...stereotypes...um....that's all they are

Hey, stereotypes exist for a reason!

[Hannah]

I love this forum and I never want to leave.

[Archon_Turtle]

I know, right? You wouldn't have to come to a Ninja Turtles forum and ask for ideas about a tattoo you're getting to remind you of how much of an alcoholic failure you once were.


I know right? God, I'm such a failure *cry*

It must be so awesome not having to be held accountable for anything you say. Whats that like?

[Peanut]

I love this forum and I never want to leave.

I'm with you.

I know right? God, I'm such a failure *cry*

It must be so awesome not having to be held accountable for anything you say. Whats that like?

I used a past tense there. At least I gave you the benefit of the doubt. See, I'm not all bad? But mostly I am.

Pretty good. It's called the internet. You should try it sometime.

[XERO]

Honestly, a person would have to be drunk to come up with ideas for that. :ohwell:

[Jester]

So, someone said something about Sonic driving a Mini Cooper...:blanksta:

[Peanut]

I think what this thread proves is that Sonic is alive and well. Rest easy, friends.

[Archon_Turtle]

Wasn't Sega claiming a full reboot of the brand? what ever happened to that? is that what that werewolf thing was supposed to be?

[XERO]

I think what this thread proves is that Sonic is alive and well. Rest easy, friends.

Not only that, he's got cars.

And b*tches.

[Cipher]

Pretty good. It's called the internet. You should try it sometime.It's actually called being old.

Honestly, a person would have to be drunk to come up with ideas for that. Honestly, my drunken ideas are nowhere near that coherent. They are much more awesome, though.

So, someone said something about Sonic driving a Mini Cooper...Huh?

[Peanut]

It's actually called being old.

I don't get it.

Wasn't Sega claiming a full reboot of the brand? what ever happened to that? is that what that werewolf thing was supposed to be?

That's every time they come out with a new game.

[Archon_Turtle]

I don't get it.


I'm pretty sure he is referring to the fact that once you've been a technodrome member for long enough, the forum rules no longer apply to you. Although that isn't anything new.

[Cipher]

I'm pretty sure he is referring to the fact that once you've been a technodrome member for long enough, the forum rules no longer apply to you. Although that isn't anything new.No, I meant old people. Once you wake up on the other side of seventy, every single action is justified, if only because people don't want to deal with you long enough to correct it.

[Jester]

I'm pretty sure he is referring to the fact that once you've been a technodrome member for long enough, the forum rules no longer apply to you. Although that isn't anything new.*looks at his join date.*
Really...

You are all the sons of motherless goats who can fornicate on the graves of their grandparents!!!


Suck on that forum rules!!!

[Archon_Turtle]

No, I meant old people. Once you wake up on the other side of seventy, every single action is justified, if only because people don't want to deal with you long enough to correct it.

Oh, well then I just pointed out the elephant in the room for no good reason. Damn you cipher :-P

[Cipher]

You are all the sons of motherless goats who can fornicate on the graves of their grandparents!!!See, you still have to actually try. Don't phone it in. Wasn't Peanut going to give you lessons a while back?

[XERO]

*looks at his join date.*
Really...

You are all the sons of motherless goats who can fornicate on the graves of their grandparents!!!


Suck on that forum rules!!!

Are there goats in Canada, too?

[Peanut]

Oh, well then I just pointed out the elephant in the room for no good reason. Damn you cipher :-P

New and original. My enemies (for lack of a better term) need to get a new shtick...SERIOUSLY.

[Archon_Turtle]

New and original. My enemies (for lack of a better term) need to get a new shtick...SERIOUSLY.

Why? You haven't. You're still running the same old tired douche bag routine.

[Peanut]

Why? You haven't. You're still running the same old tired douche bag routine.

And that term for me suits me just fine.

Actually, I've refreshed myself on several occasions. Don't worry, you'll get over hating me and then we'll be friends. That's what always happens.

[Jester]

See, you still have to actually try. Don't phone it in. Wasn't Peanut going to give you lessons a while back? He was, but I'm a bit of a tight wad and his tuition fees were outside my budgeted "Learn To Be a Jerk" line item. That and I'm fine with being "the nice guy."

[The Stryker]

How the hell did a Sonic thread go 4 pages?

[Archon_Turtle]

Actually, I've refreshed myself on several occasions. Don't worry, you'll get over hating me and then we'll be friends. That's what always happens.

I can't wait.

[Peanut]

I can't wait.

You rebel you!

[Archon_Turtle]

How the hell did a Sonic thread go 4 pages?

Cause we are just so passionate about that little blue bastard!

[Cipher]

How the hell did a Sonic thread go 4 pages?This should've been immortalized as the last post here.

Seriously, guys. Thanks for ruining everything.

[The Stryker]

Theres something to be ruined when discussing Sonic?!

[XERO]

Why? You haven't. You're still running the same old tired douche bag routine.

So... there are douche bags in Canada as well?:-?

[Archon_Turtle]

So... there are douche bags in Canada as well?:-?

I sure hope so...otherwise they've got some pretty cheesy chicks.

[Cure]

I sure hope so...otherwise they've got some pretty cheesy chicks.

Uh...douchebags aren't even doctor recommended. They can mess up the natural bacterial order of things. It's like washing your hair too much. Vaginas are self cleaning.

[Archon_Turtle]

Some Vaginas are self cleaning.

Fixed. :-P

[XERO]

Are there vaginas in Canada?

[Peanut]

I think it's about time some /thread's this thing.

[XERO]

We can only talk about Sonic for so long...

[Jester]

We could move on to Tails....or penises.

[Peanut]

We could move on to Tails....or penises.

I like the way you think.

Fox dicks. Who's up for that conversation?

[XERO]

They prefer to call them Chaos Emeralds.

[Archon_Turtle]

I like the way you think.

Fox dicks. Who's up for that conversation?

Are they barbed? wait no that's cats.

[Voltron]

Peanut has a fiance? He finally proposed to Ai? Bachelor party! We're totally watching a porno! *Jams*

[愛]

I have a girlfriend. I'm not gay. :cry:

[Cure]

Peanut has a fiance? He finally proposed to Ai? Bachelor party! We're totally watching a porno! *Jams*

We can make a band! But we need a manager...

Who knows enough about jamming to make it happen?! *Jams*

[XERO]

Er... Sonic Jam?

[Ninjinister]

We can make a band! But we need a manager...

Who knows enough about jamming to make it happen?! *Jams*

Ex-Cel Dude can do it!

[Jester]

Er... Sonic Jam? Could that be a Sonic themed Guitar Hero/Rock Band Clone?

[Archon_Turtle]

Ex-Cel Dude can do it!

Stop that line of conversation right there!

[Jester]

Timpanis for ever!!

[Peanut]

Ex-Cel Dude can do it!

Dude, back off of Guitar_Raph. Seriously.

[Cure]

Ex-Cel Dude can do it!

...a real person, douche. Like, someone who MADE Ex-Cel dude?

Get out.

[XERO]

Howard Stern?

[Ninjinister]

...a real person, douche. Like, someone who MADE Ex-Cel dude?

Get out.

My topic, homes. There'll be none of that.

[Brodie]

Its spelled "Holmes."

I know because I have ethnic friends.



Like Cure.

[Cure]

I just say homie to avoid confusion.

[XERO]

I wonder what 'Sonic Sez.'

[Peanut]

108(9) posts. Jesus Christ.

[Cipher]

Could that be a Sonic themed Guitar Hero/Rock Band Clone?This is just creatively bankrupt enough to be plausible.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Time to break the chain. I know I'm the official Sega hater around here, but I actually think this might not suck. First of all, they're showing it now, but they say it isn't due until 2010. Usually, Sega would have this sucker shoved out the door by September. Gives the aura of quality. Second of all, Kart racers have all but died with the exception of Mario Kart, which at least for me, has definitely jumped the shark.

Lastly, Sonic Team has no fingerprints on it. Sumo Digital is developing it. They have a clean record and know their racing games. I need a kart racer that isn't a freaking party game, and this looks like a clean rip-off of Diddy Kong Racing.

[Archon_Turtle]

Time to break the chain. I know I'm the official Sega hater around here, but I actually think this might not suck. First of all, they're showing it now, but they say it isn't due until 2010. Usually, Sega would have this sucker shoved out the door by September. Gives the aura of quality. Second of all, Kart racers have all but died with the exception of Mario Kart, which at least for me, has definitely jumped the shark.

Lastly, Sonic Team has no fingerprints on it. Sumo Digital is developing it. They have a clean record and know their racing games. I need a kart racer that isn't a freaking party game, and this looks like a clean rip-off of Diddy Kong Racing.

How dare you actually talk about sonic in this thread! :-P

[gobo]

Did you just use your own f*cking smiley? Get out of here.
What? I can't hear you over the clanging coming from your nose.
I see how it is. Here I was, about to give you the "Best answer to a question that didn't need to be answered award" for Sonic trawling for some tail, because it reminded me of DCAU Flash... looks like I'll have to choose a runner up to take your place. It's a toss-up between Ryona's "Sega making money" and Mecha Cow's "to drive".
:cry: Easy come, easy go...

[Ra]

Goddamnit kids. I leave you alone with this thread for five minutes and then you start talking about Sonic dicks? Fah! You're all dead to me. DEAD I SAY!

And slightly on topic: I can see the sequel already involving Sonic trying to get his licence, only to be thwarted by his Driving Instructor Eggman. "Sonic Licence" or some **** like that...

[Peanut]

What? I can't hear you over the clanging coming from your nose.

I've never heard a lamer joke in my entire. F*cking. Life. I've just got to know, do you do this kind of sh*t on purpose, or is it an actual attempt at humor?

[gobo]

Wouldn't you like to know...

[GK Punk]

I'm just a caveman. Your thread frightens and confuses me.

[Peanut]

Wouldn't you like to know...

Yeah...that's why I said "I've just got to know" see how that works?

[Cipher]

I'm just a caveman. Your thread frightens and confuses me.When the title is a question like "Why the flip does Sonic need a car?" there's nowhere to go but awesome.

[Mecha Cow]

I hate people who use euphemisms like "flip". It's even worse than "frick". I can't fooking stand it.

[XERO]

Yeah, I know what the fack you mean.:ohwell:

[gobo]

Yeah...that's why I said "I've just got to know" see how that works?
It's more fun letting you guys guess.

[XERO]

And slightly on topic: I can see the sequel already involving Sonic trying to get his licence, only to be thwarted by his Driving Instructor Eggman. "Sonic Licence" or some **** like that...

'Sonic killed in automobile accident. Game Over.'

[Cipher]

'Sonic killed in automobile accident. Game Over.'That game can come out after they make Star Fox: Peppy Driving Instructor.

"Do a barrel role!"

"Go the speed limit!"

"Use the boost to get through!"

[XERO]

That game can come out after they make Star Fox: Peppy Driving Instructor.

"Do a barrel role!"

"Go the speed limit!"

"Use the boost to get through!"

I wonder where they can squeeze in Slippy's 'FOX, GET THIS GUY OFF ME!'

[Sewer Bull]

I hate people who use euphemisms like "flip". It's even worse than "frick". I can't fooking stand it.

Exactly my thoughts.

[Ninjinister]

You guys obviously aren't Flight of the Conchords fans.

[Brodie]

Well he mebbe dead.

Well, maybe he did, maybe he didn't.

[Ninjinister]

Well he mebbe dead.

Well, maybe he did, maybe he didn't.

Dave is a legend. Respect.

[Ra]

I wonder where they can squeeze in Slippy's 'FOX, GET THIS GUY OFF ME!'
Thanks to this, I can now see the Star Fox and Sonic slashing fandoms merging together into one ugly, grotesque creature.

I think I saw my life flash before my eyes. Someone hold me.

[Candy Kappa]

Thanks to this, I can now see the Star Fox and Sonic slashing fandoms merging together into one ugly, grotesque creature.

I think I saw my life flash before my eyes. Someone hold me.

nothing beats the fanfic of nostalgia critic and the angry video game nerd:o

[XERO]

Thanks to this, I can now see the Star Fox and Sonic slashing fandoms merging together into one ugly, grotesque creature.

I think I saw my life flash before my eyes. Someone hold me.

Star Hedgehog, anyone?

I mean, Eggman and Andross are both doctors, so it MIGHT work. :P

And hey! Maybe we can get state-of-the-art Arwing Tornado 2s! With Chaos Emerald-infused Smart Bombs! That'll show 'em! :o

[Ra]

Oh. Dear. God.

EVERYONE INTO THE BOMB SHELTERS. I THINK I CAN HEAR THEM COMING.

[Ninjinister]

S***.
Just.
Got.
SERIOUS. (http://kotaku.com/5376255/sega-all+stars-racing-gets-a-little-shenmue)

[ThirdMarioBro]

Best fan service since Brawl.

[Ninjinister]

I swear to God, if there's confirmation of Streets of Rage representation, I'm pre-ordering this s***. I don't care if it ends up sucking, gameplay-wise. Sega needs to pimp some of their 'other' series and I'd support it.

[XERO]

Nice. Maybe we can have some QTE moments.

[Peanut]

Sega needs to pimp some of their 'other' series and I'd support it.

Seriously? What is it really going to do besides suckering a few fans into picking up what will, most likely, be yet another below-average Sega mascot outing?

This isn't going to get Shenmue 3 made.

[Dr. Doom]

Best fan service since Brawl.

Each thing you say somehow manages to be more asinine than the last.

[Peanut]

I've said it before, he is the absolute king of hyperbole.

[XERO]

I used to pronounce it 'hyper-bowl' back then.

[Peanut]

http://www.syix.com/elmer/Bowling%20Index/HyperBowl.jpg

[XERO]

Damn. Touche'.

[Dr. Doom]

It's not my fault that berating TMB is the only thing that gets me off anymore.

[Leo656]

Wheelchair porn, dude. Blow your f*cking mind.

[XERO]

After that, Sonic's gonna need some.

[Ninjinister]

Seriously? What is it really going to do besides suckering a few fans into picking up what will, most likely, be yet another below-average Sega mascot outing?

This isn't going to get Shenmue 3 made.

I've never even played Shenmue I or II.


Besides that, I wasn't serious.

[poiuytre]

This isn't going to get Shenmue 3 made.
It so might. :cry:

[Peanut]

It so might. :cry:

I know. We can keep wishing, dawg. </3

[XERO]

Gotta love cliffhanger endings, don't ya?

I haven't been this upset since the end of Moesha.

[Ninjinister]

http://kotaku.com/5427356/banjo--kazooie-join-sonic--ryo-in-sega-all+stars-racing

[XERO]

What the hella-f*ck? BK's not even Sega.

I guess Rare's lost a few more Nuts & Bolts.

[Dejablue]

Wat. Wow that's how Desperate Rare is?

Oh well. I think Sonic looks cool in his car.

Oh and great job, this makes the title even LONGER
Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing and Banjo Kazooie? Did their names really need to be on the box?

[ThirdMarioBro]

I love it. Rare probably won't last another year, so I'm glad this happened now. This is looking like an awesome kart racer, and I need one since Mario Kart jumped the shark.

[Dejablue]

I can see it now:

Mom: What do you want for Christmas?

Kid: SONIC and SEGA ALL-STARS RACING with BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!

*At a game store*

Mom: Wait...what did he want? Sonic and...Mario? Mario and Sonic? Which one? Wait, no he said Banjo-Kazooie...Nuts and Bolts? No he said All-Stars. This baseball game here? Racing...Mario Kart? DAMMIT I'm so confused! Bah, I'll just buy him Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 for the PS3. He'll like that, right? Wait, does he even own a PS3? Oh of course if Mario is on Playstation, any game can play on any console!

Kid on Christmas morning: ...Sleep with one eye open...better yet, sleep with both eyes open...

Mom: O.O

[XERO]

Oh and great job, this makes the title even LONGER
Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing and Banjo Kazooie?

... & Knuckles.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Ba-ziiiiing

[XERO]

More like cha-chiiiiiing! :P

[Ninjinister]

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[Ra]

...for some reason the model of Banjo makes me want to cry. Just the first time you see it up close... that face... :cry:

[poiuytre]

Did my time machine work? Is it April Fools day already? :-? It's a lame prank and I'm not laughing.

[Ninjinister]

I'm actually more impressed with the Xbox Avatar character. While that's nothing new (Mario Kart has already done it with Miis), the fact that you get to use your friends as a special move is wicked.

What will they do, I wonder, for those with not enough friends, or none? Random select?

[Cure]

Screw you all, I'm getting this. TMB and I are gonna enjoy playing online togetherrrrrrrrrr.