View Full Version : Miley wants to head to Batcave??
Raph's Girl
07-24-2009, 05:51 PM
Apperantly Miley Cyrus wants to be Batgirl in the next Batman movie.... :sleep: :dead:
http://www.hollyscoop.com/movies/miley-cyrus/miley-cyrus-to-play-batgirl-in-dark-knight-sequel_1613.aspx
Apparently Miley is being considered for the role of Batgirl, starring opposite Christian Bale! Talk about a step up from Hannah Montana! The Globe’s Loosch Lips column broke the news, saying Miley recently “stunned” producers at Warner Brothers in a full batsuit trying to pitch herself.
The insider says, “She was sort of hopping around the room and had even written some dialogue for herself. The problem is, some people aren’t really convinced Miley has the acting chops to pull it of.”
Jester
07-24-2009, 05:58 PM
Bale said he'd leave the franchise if they introduced Robin...I'm sure he'd love this tid-bit.
EDIT: Reading the link further you'll see:
We smell bulls**t on this one. We think Miley is definitely ready to move on from her tween projects, but The Dark Knight franchise seems a little grown up for her. Plus, we highly doubt Miley’s mom, who is her manager, would allow her to show up to Warner Brothers in a batsuit!
So...yeah.
Candy Kappa
07-24-2009, 06:04 PM
ahahahahaha no thank you...
Katie
07-24-2009, 06:08 PM
Might be BS....
But she'd probably do really well. Sounds like some interesting ....cool news
The Stryker
07-24-2009, 06:12 PM
God. I really hope this comes to pass.
ToTheNines
07-24-2009, 06:58 PM
This ain't real, and Barbara Gordon is already in this series. And both Batman movies have been perfectly cast, so if they're gonna replace that little girl it'll be someone good who hides a British accent :P
GK Punk
07-24-2009, 08:01 PM
Bleach her hair and throw her in the Supergirl costume.
Raven
07-24-2009, 08:47 PM
Sure, just cause Gary Oldman said that the next film would start filming next year (Which I believe he was humoring the crowd at Comic Con) but really?
Does this even have to hold up as a news article? I thought with the bar they have raised for this series every one would understand there will be no Robin and Batgirl!
And how can they even go after a role....when Mr. Nolan hasent even signed on for another film?
I hate dumb rumors....
Hannah
07-24-2009, 09:40 PM
This is too stupid to be laughable.
GK Punk
07-24-2009, 09:40 PM
That's what makes it amazing.
TheCanadiandrome
07-24-2009, 10:25 PM
when i read this i was like ROFL, really? she's like what 16, and Barbara Gordon is always like what, in her 30's, so wtf? why would u want a 16 year old Batgirl? she doesn't even sound like she hit puberty for god's sake!
ToTheNines
07-24-2009, 10:34 PM
when i read this i was like ROFL, really? she's like what 16, and Barbara Gordon is always like what, in her 30's, so wtf? why would u want a 16 year old Batgirl? she doesn't even sound like she hit puberty for god's sake!
She actually starts out in her teens. And she was no older than 8 in TDK.
when i read this i was like ROFL, really? she's like what 16, and Barbara Gordon is always like what, in her 30's, so wtf? why would u want a 16 year old Batgirl? she doesn't even sound like she hit puberty for god's sake!
Wow, you seem pretty knowledgeable. I can't seem to find a list of Batman's superpowers anywhere, do you happen to know?
ToTheNines
07-24-2009, 10:46 PM
Wow, you seem pretty knowledgeable. I can't seem to find a list of Batman's superpowers anywhere, do you happen to know?
There's nothing under his picture on wikipedia :ohwell:
Raven
07-24-2009, 11:10 PM
Wait...whose Batman?
Peanut
07-24-2009, 11:12 PM
So, my woman sings the "Hoe Down Throwdown" daily, and even she thinks this would be a hilariously bad idea.
ToTheNines
07-24-2009, 11:13 PM
Is Miley still a virgin? If not, she can't be Batgirl.
Raven
07-24-2009, 11:20 PM
Lets just skip the whole Batgirl thing and make her Oracle right away, good idea right?
ToTheNines
07-24-2009, 11:22 PM
Lets just skip the whole Batgirl thing and make her Oracle right away, good idea right?
Nah. Her whole life leading up to being Oracle is an interesting story, starting off working out side of Batman and slowly getting his attention and gaining his trust even though he's a dick.
Tell her story right or don't tell it at all. Both work well.
Raven
07-24-2009, 11:26 PM
I forget sarcasim is hard to read on the internet :D
There's nothing more sarcastic than Catwoman.
ToTheNines
07-24-2009, 11:30 PM
I forget sarcasim is hard to read on the internet :D
My bad, I'm tired.
That did seem like a strange statement coming from you, you seem like a big Batman fan (or Joker fan at least lol). It's an even stupider idea than Dick skipping Robin and going straight to Nightwing, which is an idea I've seen posted a ton at IGN.
Mecha Cow
07-25-2009, 05:09 AM
Is Miley still a virgin? If not, she can't be Batgirl.
Wait, what? Is there some sort of sick ritual where Batman reserves the right to deflower his sidekicks? Poor little Robin.
Spike Spiegel
07-25-2009, 08:29 AM
If Batgirl would be in the next sequel, that means they'd be jumping ahead a few years in the timeline, right? What if her character in this case becomes a Carrie Kelley variant? After all, Batman is branded as a criminal after the events of TDK. Maybe he comes out of hiding because of this new "Batgirl," someone who wants to carry on his work when he's not there?
ToTheNines
07-25-2009, 09:11 AM
What if her character in this case becomes a Carrie Kelley variant?
But she was Robin.
Haley Joel Osment is Dick Grayson!!!
TheCanadiandrome
07-25-2009, 01:04 PM
She actually starts out in her teens. And she was no older than 8 in TDK.
ah well, i guess u learn something new every day. i've always seen her older. cept for in that lame new Batman animated series that's on tv
Wow, you seem pretty knowledgeable. I can't seem to find a list of Batman's superpowers anywhere, do you happen to know?
wow, i see another smartass dink on the internet. :roll:
Sewer Bull
07-25-2009, 02:32 PM
Great! Finally the Batman franchise is going to be enjoyable again!
Spike Spiegel
07-25-2009, 03:14 PM
Maybe they should skip Robin completely? Anytime Robin has been in any of the movies, it made it that much cheesier. A female sidekick (not necessarily Miley Cyrus) would be something new and interesting, if handled in a way that was original and not just "standard."
For instance, what if she wouldn't have a costume at all? Just civvies and a domino mask?
ToTheNines
07-25-2009, 04:01 PM
ah well, i guess u learn something new every day. i've always seen her older. cept for in that lame new Batman animated series that's on tv
She's not in Brave and the Bold.
Maybe they should skip Robin completely? Anytime Robin has been in any of the movies, it made it that much cheesier.
I've actually noticed alot of people asking about him, the general audience does kinda like the dude. And it wouldn't be cheesy if they did it right. Which would probably mean having Bruce adopt him in one movie but not train/team up with him until the next.
Candy Kappa
07-25-2009, 07:06 PM
I hate bat-sidekicks
The Stryker
07-26-2009, 03:34 AM
Maybe they should skip Robin completely? Anytime Robin has been in any of the movies, it made it that much cheesier.
Yeah, that was bad, all the one time it happened.
Bring on Miss Miley I say.
ToTheNines
07-26-2009, 09:53 AM
Yeah, that was bad, all the one time it happened.
Bring on Miss Miley I say.
He was in two of 'em, unless you like to pretend that B&R don't exist. Which is honestly a great way to look at things.
Raph's Girl
07-26-2009, 10:13 AM
He was in two of 'em, unless you like to pretend that B&R don't exist. Which is honestly a great way to look at things.
That's cuz it doesn't!! It's the movie that shall not be named. Lalalala!
The Stryker
07-26-2009, 04:44 PM
He was in two of 'em, unless you like to pretend that B&R don't exist. Which is honestly a great way to look at things.
I'm pretty sure he was only ADDED to a movie series once.
Spike Spiegel
07-27-2009, 11:37 AM
I'm pretty sure he was only ADDED to a movie series once.
I think To The Nines is talking about the infamous 1966 Adam West "Batman" movie with the shark repellent bat spray...I have it on VHS tape somewhere...
X0UJaprpxrk
cqb101
07-27-2009, 11:48 AM
Wait, why was this posted again? I mean, there aren't actually people out there dumb enough to believe that this was ever, even remotely a possibility? I wouldn't even classify it as a rumor. Rumors are usually slightly plausible.
The Stryker
07-27-2009, 02:31 PM
I think To The Nines is talking about the infamous 1966 Adam West "Batman" movie with the shark repellent bat spray...I have it on VHS tape somewhere...
X0UJaprpxrk
Robin was in the TV series and was in the movie from the very beginning. Doesn't count.
Jester
07-27-2009, 02:37 PM
I think Robin, done right wouldn't be a problem. Same with batgirl. That said, I don't feel Miley would be Batgirl done right.
GK Punk
07-27-2009, 02:41 PM
I think the Cassie Batgirl would be the only you could do right, with how dark the movie series is.
Voltron
07-27-2009, 03:00 PM
You couldn't do any without destroying the Bats character in the film. Batman is supposed to be brooding and alone in this, not hanging out with witty teens.
GK Punk
07-27-2009, 03:04 PM
But Cassie wasn't witty. In fact, she barely spoke at all.
raphael_is_cool
07-27-2009, 03:28 PM
Yeah, that was bad, all the one time it happened
They didn't say 'added'. They said whenever he was in them.
Also, TheCure, Batman has buttloads of powers: rock-climbing powers, samurai sword powers, hang-gliding powers and sweet arm-blades.
But yeah, the rumour is total BS.
ToTheNines
07-27-2009, 03:51 PM
I'm pretty sure he was only ADDED to a movie series once.
Don't act like I'm the dumb ass
Maybe they should skip Robin completely? Anytime Robin has been in any of the movies, it made it that much cheesier.
No one said anything about ADDED. Learn to read.
Spike Spiegel
07-27-2009, 06:10 PM
Robin was in the TV series and was in the movie from the very beginning. Doesn't count.
*Obviously* Robin was in the TV show, but this is a thread about the films...
The Stryker
07-27-2009, 07:25 PM
No one said anything about ADDED. Learn to read.
Learn to pull the wadded up panties out of your ass.
How many movies has Robin ruined? He was in 3 movies. 1 was the super camp comedy Batman and the other 2 were producer-driven toy commercials.
Somehow, Robin is the reason for those movies being "bad"?
ToTheNines
07-27-2009, 09:24 PM
Learn to pull the wadded up panties out of your ass.
I thought you were the one who got pissy first. But I did correct you, so I apologize for that.
Cipher
07-27-2009, 09:36 PM
Yeah, I don't believe this for a second.
But I'd sure love to hand a copy of Dark Victory to anyone who talks sh*t about the idea of a poignant Robin.
Voltron
07-27-2009, 10:06 PM
But Cassie wasn't witty. In fact, she barely spoke at all.
But that would be such a mind-f*ck. What would prompt Bruce to take on a half Asian, preferentially mute, kung fu 12 year old? I mean, that character (and her costume) is bad ass, but the movie couldn't explain the choice very well. I think that's what I'm trying to say. For me, it's a battle of two established universes trying to intermingle. But kudos on the choice.
But I'd sure love to hand a copy of Dark Victory to anyone who talks sh*t about the idea of a poignant Robin.
Jeph Loeb is like a vampire, but instead of sucking blood, he loves to suck dicks.
Cipher
07-27-2009, 10:34 PM
Jeph Loeb is like a vampire, but instead of sucking blood, he loves to suck dicks.Post mid-'90s, I can't disagree.
TheCanadiandrome
07-27-2009, 11:17 PM
She's not in Brave and the Bold.
i meant the other Batman series that was on the air around the time of Batman Begins i think, simply called The Batman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Batman_(TV_series)
Ninjinister
07-27-2009, 11:22 PM
Some teenaged actress says she wants to play a character in a movie which has its status in doubt and not even a list of characters or cast yet, and this is somehow newsworthy.
If nobody gives a damn about actual A-listers doing the same thing, how is this any different?
Raven
07-28-2009, 12:14 AM
We should get one of those Jonas Brothers to play Robin...
hell, lets get the whole twilight crew in on this. Make them the main villains and what not.
Spike Spiegel
07-28-2009, 04:41 PM
But I'd sure love to hand a copy of Dark Victory to anyone who talks sh*t about the idea of a poignant Robin.
You have a point there. I had forgotten about that story. Maybe a loose adaptation of that story arc minus Two-Face would pave the way for Batman's "redemption."
ToTheNines
07-28-2009, 05:34 PM
Jeph Loeb is like a vampire, but instead of sucking blood, he loves to suck dicks.
Like a vampecker?
Like a vampecker?
I imagine that to be more of a blood sucking penis. Yes, I want you all to picture it.
Raven
07-28-2009, 11:52 PM
But...jeph Loeb is a very nice guy in person :ohwell:
Lordmylar06
07-28-2009, 11:56 PM
Jeph Loeb... what can I say, he had potential but when he wrote Ultimatum and that short stint on Wolverine with the Sabretooth death I lost ALL respect for his writing capability. Completely misguided and poor character representation.
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