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Coola Yagami
10-11-2009, 06:02 AM
Didn't know where to post this. But um... wtf??? Marge Simpson becomes the first cartoon character to appear on the cover of Playboy magazine. I'd like to know why???? I'd like to know what the general public reaction is regarding this. Most of all, how the hell did Marge friggin Simpson beat 80's April O'Neil to the punch?
Sewer Bull
10-11-2009, 06:56 AM
Marge Simpson becomes the first cartoon character to appear on the cover of Playboy magazine. I'd like to know why????
20th anniversary of 'The Simpsons'. As for your other questions, people don't care at all about what appears on Playboy's cover.
The Stryker
10-11-2009, 05:20 PM
Most of all, how the hell did Marge friggin Simpson beat 80's April O'Neil to the punch?
Ok. I'm going to put this as gently as I can.
BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT NINJA TURTLES.
Leo656
10-11-2009, 05:45 PM
Except the internet. I guess we're all "nobody".
Raph's Girl
10-11-2009, 06:01 PM
Didn't know where to post this. But um... wtf??? Marge Simpson becomes the first cartoon character to appear on the cover of Playboy magazine. I'd like to know why????
Not only will she be on the cover but there's gonna be a 3 page spread and an interview. :lol: It's all for the Simpsons 20th annaversary.
The Stryker
10-11-2009, 06:32 PM
Except the internet. I guess we're all "nobody".
Ok, 99% of the world doesn't care about Ninja Turtles.
Amazing how much this world has changed when hentai is getting media coverage.
ToTheNines
10-11-2009, 06:51 PM
Ok. I'm going to put this as gently as I can.
BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT NINJA TURTLES.
I'm pretty sure he was joking.
On topic: What the f*ck?
Voltron
10-11-2009, 06:57 PM
This is gross.
Coola Yagami
10-11-2009, 07:25 PM
And yes I was joking about that. Hell would freeze over before Wolf Films would ever allow public nude pics of 80's April O'Neil. I think a small chunk of hell actually froze for a few moments when 4Kids somehow got the rights to use the characters in Turtles Forever. That ice patch melted when they cancelled the one-night theature showing.
Roseangelo
10-11-2009, 07:29 PM
And yes I was joking about that. Hell would freeze over before Wolf Films would ever allow public nude pics of 80's April O'Neil. I think a small chunk of hell actually froze for a few moments when 4Kids somehow got the rights to use the characters in Turtles Forever. That ice patch melted when they cancelled the one-night theature showing.
Fred Wolf doesn't own any rights over the characters. It's 100% Mirage.
That Matt Guy
10-11-2009, 08:38 PM
Is Homer going to be in Playgirl?
Cipher
10-11-2009, 09:07 PM
Opposite of a boner.
And does anyone actually still by porn rags outside of college students trying to be funny?
Okay, I take it back. We need to go back to celebrity deaths.
Type 97 Chi-ha
10-11-2009, 10:48 PM
Is Homer going to be in Playgirl?
Or Lois Griffin of Family Guy in Hustler magazine?
Jester
10-11-2009, 10:58 PM
Or Lois Griffin of Family Guy in Hustler magazine?
Leela in Juggs?
ThirdMarioBro
10-11-2009, 10:59 PM
I guess we'll finally find out if the bee-hive matches the carpet.
lawl
Ninjinister
10-11-2009, 11:11 PM
I guess we'll finally find out if the bee-hive matches the carpet.
lawl
Woah! Woah! Bad mental image! Burn! BURRRRN!
That Matt Guy
10-11-2009, 11:44 PM
4 feet of blue pubes. Fantastic.
Storm Wolf
10-12-2009, 12:02 AM
I just read a small article on this.....
I thought it rather funny that the new CEO's name is Scott FLANDERS....:lol:
I guess we'll finally find out if the bee-hive matches the carpet.
lawl
I always thought that was 'other' hair...:|
odupianist
10-12-2009, 07:43 AM
Little known fact: 80's April O'Neil was set to be in Playboy, but at the last minute, after weeks of advertising it, the whole deal was pulled without an explanation from either party involved. (Too soon?)
Is what too soon? If that's a joke, I don't get it.
Jester
10-12-2009, 05:23 PM
Is what too soon? If that's a joke, I don't get it.
It's a joke about the TUrtles Forever theatrical release being pulled.
What's the point? It's not like noone has ever drawn Simpsons porn before.
Mr. Snackpants
10-17-2009, 02:02 PM
What's the point? It's not like noone has ever drawn Simpsons porn before.
Because that stuffs not legit, duh.
Mecha Cow
10-17-2009, 02:11 PM
I find this kind of distasteful, both because it's a sad attempt to keep the characters revelant, and because it's just plain stupid.
ThirdMarioBro
10-18-2009, 02:00 AM
I find this kind of distasteful, both because it's a sad attempt to keep the characters relevant, and because it's just plain stupid.
Truer words were never spoken.
Marge Simpson poses for Playboy
http://i35.tinypic.com/2q0n37n.jpg
Goddamnit, it's bad enough with the fan made stuff out there...
Raph's Girl
10-18-2009, 07:22 PM
The issue is out now. The interview was hilarious. The pictures were somewhat....um....well she was covered in most of em.....except for one where she's wearing a seethru nighty.... yeah....
Apperantly the Nov 15th episode of the Simpsons will have more pics and stuff from the "photo shoot". :lol:
Hannah
10-19-2009, 08:16 PM
I just saw Marge Simpson's nipples officially and now I want to die.
poiuytre
10-20-2009, 07:49 AM
I won't pretend to be an expert nor am is this a complaint but I thought Playboy's whole thing was, you know, nudity. As my wife put it best: "It is amazing how something so creepy and weird can still manage to disappoint."
Peanut
10-20-2009, 10:16 AM
I just saw Marge Simpson's nipples officially and now I want to die.
This is something I can fully agree with. Jesus Christ, WHY!?
Zachatello00
10-20-2009, 09:48 PM
I guess we'll finally find out if the bee-hive matches the carpet.
lawl
I am bowing to you.
Type 97 Chi-ha
10-20-2009, 10:22 PM
I just saw Marge Simpson's nipples officially and now I want to die.
Then a word of advice: Don't watch The Simpsons Movie, because you won't want want to see what that shows! (Hint: It's masculine and appears during the scene where Bart skates through town completely naked. I am not making this up.)
Hannah
10-20-2009, 10:26 PM
Then a word of advice: Don't watch The Simpsons Movie, because you won't want want to see what that shows! (Hint: It's masculine and appears during the scene where Bart skates through town completely naked. I am not making this up.)
I watched the movie. That didn't really make me uncomfortable like this does. That was just, I dunno, sort of weird.
...it looks like someone just Photoshopped her head onto a detailed fanmade picture or something...
Raph's Girl
10-21-2009, 06:36 PM
Then a word of advice: Don't watch The Simpsons Movie, because you won't want want to see what that shows! (Hint: It's masculine and appears during the scene where Bart skates through town completely naked. I am not making this up.)
Aww come on.. that was cute. Especially when Ralph Wiggum goes "I like boys now!" :lol:
toxicZodiac
10-21-2009, 06:45 PM
:D I havent seen that movie yet... I think it's still on my netflix list.
Warhorse
10-21-2009, 10:05 PM
Scary thing is, I remember a long time ago on some radio talk show, they were talking about some poll that was taken on the "hottest" cartoon characters of all time, and Marge Simpson came first in that, beating out Jessica Rabbit.
Type 97 Chi-ha
10-21-2009, 11:37 PM
Aww come on.. that was cute. Especially when Ralph Wiggum goes "I like boys now!" :lol:
Oh, yes, that scene was appropriate as part of the joke of first hiding Bart's genitalia behind the ball being thrown by the two kids and then the sphere atop the antenna of the radio-controlled toy car, and then you see his hardware anyway through the fence. (Which could be easily edited out if they show the movie on regular TV! :lol:)
Scary thing is, I remember a long time ago on some radio talk show, they were talking about some poll that was taken on the "hottest" cartoon characters of all time, and Marge Simpson came first in that, beating out Jessica Rabbit.
Was it Howard Stern? :P
Leo656
10-23-2009, 06:27 PM
I find that conclusion flawed at best. Jessica Rabbit is like the Rob Van Dam of "hot" cartoon characters...
I find that conclusion flawed at best. Jessica Rabbit is like the Rob Van Dam of "hot" cartoon characters...
So would that make Marge Simpson Sabu?
Leo656
10-24-2009, 01:26 AM
I'unno if Marge Simpson has the stomach for a barbed wire/flaming tables match... would sure be a sight, though...
I know you're picturing barb wire in her hair. Stop that immediately.
Leo656
10-24-2009, 01:40 AM
And naked. NOW it's gettin' hot.
There's a title for one of Rob Black's old wrestle/porn flicks: "Blue Bush N Barbed Wire Vol. 26".
I think you'd have to skip right to 26 for the sake of street cred, don't you?
Wow.
'Skip' and 'street cred' in the same sentence?
:lol:
Leo656
10-24-2009, 01:46 AM
That better not have been a Candido joke, or Drunk Scott Hall is gonna shove you roughly and slur obscenities at you...
Well, at least I'll get saved by Ultimate Warrior.
...
Yeah, that makes it all better. :|
Leo656
10-24-2009, 02:06 AM
Destrucity rules.
No, wait, no it doesn't. :| Is right. I'd rather be saved by frickin' Virgil.
Or Naked Marge Simpson.
See? Back on topic.
I'm just friggin' relieved you stopped there...
And in the interest of back-on-topicness (how's my Vince impression? :P ), I wonder who they're gonna have pose next.
Daphne from Scooby-Doo has been robbed.
Leo656
10-24-2009, 02:16 AM
I haven't seen much Judy Jetson porn lately.
Seriously, if it's anyone it'll be Lois Griffin, since Seth McFarlane is pretty much everywhere these days...
I'm betting Stewie before her.
Or even Meg.
Leo656
10-24-2009, 02:20 AM
Really? I'unno...
What about Francine from American Dad? That could work...
Y'know who I'm surprised never went the full monty? Miss Piggy. She's such a f*cking slut.
Duh.
Everybody is PORKIN' her.
Leo656
10-24-2009, 02:29 AM
:lol: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Win.
Imagine Kermit coming home to find Fozzy bangin' Miss Piggy. "Waka-waka!" indeed.
Why do you think they call Animal 'Animal'?
Leo656
10-24-2009, 02:51 AM
I can't beat that. Gnite.
Here's to not having nightmares tonight.
Leo656
10-24-2009, 03:00 AM
Nightmares?
About Naked Marge Simpson dyking out with Jessica Rabbit in a wrestling ring surrounded by barb wire while Daphne from Scooby-Doo does a striptease for the Ultimate Warrior who's getting a lapdance from Judy Jetson while Kermit the Frog gets turned on watching Fozzy Bear and Animal take turns on Miss Piggy?
Why would that give anyone nightmares?
Well, no nightmares THIS time. :P
Spitfire
10-24-2009, 06:52 PM
I thought it was retarded when that chick from Blood Rayne was in Playboy...
Damn, just how many fictional characters are in Playboy?
Leo656
10-25-2009, 02:25 AM
To be honest, though, even though that kinda thing might be silly, who're they hurtin'? Least it ain't little kids. Or granny porn. Or morbidly obese women.
Actually, yeah, I'd rather see naked Marge Simpson or BloodRayne over naked Rosie O'Donnell any day. Anyone disagree? Votes for naked Rosie O'Donnell? Ben, I know you're all about "healthy" ladies, you wanna jump in on that? 8)
Wouldn't she be on PlayGirl?
That's one 'View' I don't wanna scope.
Leo656
10-25-2009, 02:32 AM
"You can't put a vagina on this man!"
"(hic) Why the hell not? I'm GOD!"
Ahhh, Family Guy. You say what we're all thinking.:lol:
I don't think anything will ever top 'Damn nature... you SCARY!'
:lol:
Leo656
10-25-2009, 02:45 AM
:lol::lol::lol:
Three words:
Screaming black dolphins.
"You KNOW I got JOKES!"
"MAN, it is WET out here!"
"I'ma slap you wit' my fin!"
Try dropping some of that into everyday conversation and I promise people will like you.
Been there, done that.
My and my buds quote Family Guy daily. We're still laughing off of that multiverse episode.
I feel like singing now.
Adaaaam Weeeeeeest... Adaaaam Weeeeest....
Leo656
10-25-2009, 03:01 AM
We're getting off-topic again. Just so some douche doesn't yell at us, let's sorta get back on track. I propose a game. Name some cartoon characters you hope NEVER end up in Playboy.
I'll go first: Toot from Drawn Together. Those DVDs need to come with a 5-second warning.
Name some cartoon characters you hope NEVER end up in Playboy.
Jabberjaws.
Leo656
10-25-2009, 03:04 AM
:lol: That's my fault for assuming you'd be at least half-serious about this. :lol:
In that case: Roger from American Dad. Not a chick, but sure likes to cross-dress. I'm... not ok with that...
:lol: That's my fault for assuming you'd be at least half-serious about this. :lol:
Ha, your idea, sir.
Well, being half-serious now... Ursula from The Little Mermaid.
As Snoop Dogg would say... "What's Kraken?"
Leo656
10-25-2009, 03:34 AM
:lol: Ewwwwwww! It burns!
Y'know, you never think about how most cartoon females are drawn "hot" until you try to think of one that isn't... it's a conspiracy!
No, wait, Mina Hyena from Roger Rabbit. There, thought of one. She looked like Jessica, if Jessica smoked crack three meals a day.
She shagged a rabbit. She was on SOMETHING.
How about Granny from the Looney Tunes?
Leo656
10-25-2009, 03:40 AM
Oh, good one. I had Disney on the brain for some reason, I totally missed that.
Y'know, we never got a good look at Nana from Muppet Babies. Wouldn't it be messed up if she had huge t*ts? Just a thought.
Leo656
10-25-2009, 03:43 AM
... apparently? I guess it's been longer than I thought since I saw that show...
Rainbow Brite. That would be totally wrong.
Long overdue.
Mrs. Cartman.
Leo656
10-25-2009, 03:52 AM
Oh sweet God.
Here ya go: Strawberry Shortcake.
Does Mother Brain from Captain N count?
Leo656
10-25-2009, 03:56 AM
She better have been, or else King Hippo's got some 'splainin' to do. :o
Yeah, you win with that one. Dammit.
poiuytre
10-25-2009, 10:55 AM
:golfclap:
I hope you two are pleased with yourselves. You managed to make the original topic at hand seem less creepy and weird in comparison.
Hannah
10-25-2009, 10:58 AM
Oh my f*cking god, did you guys honestly spam this too? STOP.
If you two want to talk, do it through PM or AIM or something. We don't want to sift through your conversation.
Leo656
10-26-2009, 05:51 PM
I would honestly be amazed if one single person honestly came to THIS thread looking for anything serious, insightful, or relevant in the first place...
That's great.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/TheFatedBattle/1248558220288.jpg
I would honestly be amazed if one single person honestly came to THIS thread looking for anything serious, insightful, or relevant in the first place...
Don't f*cking try to justify it. You and Ben were spamming and pissing everyone off. Plain and simple.
Leo656
10-26-2009, 06:18 PM
Speaking ban.
Jephael
10-26-2009, 06:18 PM
OMG, I just read through this entire thread and couldn't stop laughing from start to finish. BTW, Adult Swim mentioned the Marge Simpson pin-up in their bumps and they suggested some of their characters for Playboy. My favorite was the blonde from Sealab 2021!
Don't f*cking try to justify it. You and Ben were spamming and pissing everyone off. Plain and simple.
Sounds like someone familiar...
Sounds like someone familiar...
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. If you're implying me, which I assume you are, you're dumb. I don't spam like you do, and I KNOW I'm pissing people off. I'm not oblivious to it, thinking I'm actually being entertaining, like you are.
Peanut
10-27-2009, 02:44 PM
Sounds like someone familiar...
Looks like Leo got his dick up another ass. That's a shame, I was starting to like Ben.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. If you're implying me, which I assume you are, you're dumb. I don't spam like you do, and I KNOW I'm pissing people off. I'm not oblivious to it, thinking I'm actually being entertaining, like you are.
I'd rather spam than bitch about unimportant crap and call people dumb in the process.
Looks like Leo got his dick up another ass. That's a shame, I was starting to like Ben.
Yeah, it is a shame, because I was just starting to like you.
Oh f*cking well. Whatever happens down line just happens.
Cipher
10-27-2009, 03:53 PM
Can't we just get back to talking about blue cartoon bush?
Who's stopping you? Sure as hell isn't me, because I highly doubt this thread would still be active at this moment if it wasn't for this.
Cipher
10-27-2009, 04:05 PM
Well, I'm personally not a fan of it. Anyone else?
Haven't seen it, yet. And I don't really plan on it.
Hannah
10-27-2009, 04:13 PM
Hahaha! One time I dyed my down-there hair blue for the hell of it. I rule.
Peanut
10-27-2009, 04:25 PM
Hahaha! One time I dyed my down-there hair blue for the hell of it. I rule.
Doom is into some weird sh*t.
Hannah
10-27-2009, 04:31 PM
I don't even remember if I told him. When he sees this he's probably gonna be grossed the f*ck out.
Sewer Bull
10-27-2009, 05:13 PM
He could dye his own green and metallic silver, to go nicely with his character.
Type 97 Chi-ha
10-27-2009, 06:00 PM
Hahaha! One time I dyed my down-there hair blue for the hell of it. I rule.
I'm not going to assume you have any pictures available of that (sigh). :P
The Stryker
10-27-2009, 06:13 PM
I'm not going to assume you have any pictures available of that (sigh). :P
You're like 67 years old.
GK Punk
10-27-2009, 07:38 PM
I'm not going to assume you have any pictures available of that (sigh). :P
Did he really just ask for nude pictures of an underage girl?
Hannah
10-27-2009, 07:46 PM
Emphasis on the smiley- he was joking. (He's no Gobo.) The majority of you have said the same thing already, anyway.
Besides, pubes are gross (!!!) and why anyone would want a picture of them is beyond me.
GK Punk
10-27-2009, 07:47 PM
I've never said anything like that to you. I still think of you as the drome's little sister.
Even if I am the only one that's stuck in that mind set. Being old sucks.
ThirdMarioBro
10-27-2009, 08:45 PM
I turn 25 in over a week. It blows. Hard.
GK Punk
10-27-2009, 08:48 PM
I'm 30 in a short few months. I Think I'll go shoot myself now.
Type 97 Chi-ha
10-27-2009, 09:37 PM
Emphasis on the smiley- he was joking. (He's no Gobo.) The majority of you have said the same thing already, anyway.
Besides, pubes are gross (!!!) and why anyone would want a picture of them is beyond me.
No, I didn't really. I'm perfectly fine with the more attractive parts of a woman anyway. ;)
Brodie
10-27-2009, 10:00 PM
No, I didn't really. I'm perfectly fine with the more attractive parts of a woman anyway. ;)
Aaaaanndd that's it. I think that signals the thread closer.
Am I right? DO I win?
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