Erm...Hi

[Mars-Chan]

Hi. The name's Mars. I'm a newbie. Anyone here? :tpizza:

[Kali]

Hi! Welcome to the Technodrome! *hands over a mango of welcome*

[Storm Wolf]

Welcome to the Technodrome!
*hands Mars a carmel apple of welcome*
Have fun! enjoy your stay! and watch out for rotten mangos!

[R-iZZy]

*rides through the scene with a basket of rotten mangos on the handle bar*

WELCOOOOOO... *crashes into a tree, causing all the rotten mangos to splatter over body* Ewww... we gotta stop the rookie bashing, or maybe I need to stop... I end up bashing myself in the process.

Welcome Mars... oh, and... *chucks whatever rotten mango he can find at Mars*

MUAHAHA... *rides off*

BTW... I'm the official nincompoop of this forum, so be ready for nothing but stupidity in most of my posts. It's a dirty job... but someone's gotta do it.

[The Defibrillator]

Welcome to the technodrome Mars!!

*picks up one of Ninjaturtlenincompoop's rotten mangos and hands it to Mars*

[Mars-Chan]

Mangos..yum. *Ahem* Thanks, you guys. I feel welcome here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got a nincompoop to splatter. YAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *grabs mangos and searches for Ninjaturtlenincompoop* :lol:

[R-iZZy]

WAAAAAAH! *runs away from Mars, throwing his hands up in the air like a... a... well, a nincompoop!*

You'll never catch me!!! *gets on the distorted bike and starts riding again, only to crash into yet another tree* Dang... I hate bikes! *picks up self and starts running*

[Mars-Chan]

*tosses mangos madly* Take this, mango-lover!!! Bwahahahahhaaaaa!!!!
*Runs off in pursuit*

Now you see why they call me Mars.

[Kameko]

WELCOME...

...TO THE TECHNODROME.

Enjoy your stay. And watch out for rotten mangos. :roll:

[Mars-Chan]

Thanks.
And, believe me, I've taken care of the mangos. *heaves a bunch at Ninjanin*

[GK Punk]

Oi! Welcome to the 'Drome!

*offers up Ice Cream Sammich of welcome

[Mars-Chan]

WOO! Ice cream!!! *takes it while heaving mango*

[R-iZZy]

*quickly and stealthily snatches ice cream and replaces it with a mango in Mar's graps* MUAHAHA... he'll never suspect a thing. *does the trademark pinky below lip like Dr. Evil*

[ZigFB]

::blinks:: Um, welcome to the technodrome... I'd give out the warnings or the usuall food type thing of welcome, but that would seem a bit redundant at the moment... I would offer you a hand shake, but I'm afraid my hand would get stolen....

[GK Punk]

*smacks NinjaNin with a Kendo stick

Oi! Give mars that Ice Cream Back!!!

[R-iZZy]

Oow *smacks grunger_kittie with a garbage can lid* Fine fine fine! *extends ice cream bar to Mars, then pulls it back in and runs away*
WEEEEEEEHAAAA!!!

[Mars-Chan]

*Pulls out her sais and growls* GIMME MY ICE CREAM SAMMICH!!!!
And I'm a GIRL, you ninny!!!! :evil:

[Shadow]

geeze guys. don't you know mangos are sacred around here. I know a certain blue turtle who's going to cry about this! :o

*hands a mango of welcome* Don't throw this one... :roll:

Peace and Fun
Shadow Jones

[Mars-Chan]

All right, the mangos will be spared.
But, coconuts......*grins evilly*....THOSE won't be spared at all!!! :evilgrin:

[Shadow]

:D There's a certain blue turtle who will be happy to hear that. Besides...coconuts hurt more :evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

:evilgrin: I know.

[R-iZZy]

Oopsies... I was blinded by mango juice to see if you were a girl, Mars. No wait... it was opposite day and I was a girl for the day... and you were a boy... and its were..... um... its. Well, :ohwell: LEAVE ME ALONE... *runs off with the ice cream sammich*

[Mars-Chan]

*hums as she puts the coconuts aside* Excuse me. YAHHHHHHHHH!! *chases after NinjaNin* GIMME MY ICE CREAM SAMMICH!!!! :evil: NOW!!!!

[R-iZZy]

NO! *runs away from Mars as best as I can* I WANNA HAVE IT... YOU'LL NEVER GET IT!!!

[Mars-Chan]

H'm.... :evilgrin: *tosses bannana peel on the ground in front of you*

[R-iZZy]

*hurdles over the banana peel* Is that the best you can... *runs smack dab into a brick wall* DOOO?

[Mars-Chan]

*in a playful baby-type voice* Did that hurt? GOOD. *grabs sammich* Yoink.

[R-iZZy]

*throws a lasso and catches Mars by the feet* Aww... did I accidently catch you? :evilgrin: *snatches the ice cream ssssssssssammich* Yoink to the squared power!!!

[Mars-Chan]

"Simpsons" geek are we? :lol: GO SHEEBA!! *panther attacks you* Yoink infinity!!!

[GK Punk]

*just stares in shock, and backs away slowly...

[Mars-Chan]

Don't worry....Sheeba won't attack you...just him. *nods to ninjaninny*

[R-iZZy]

*gasps* :o

[Mars-Chan]

Like I said before, YOINK INFINITY!!!! *grabs sammich* 8)

[R-iZZy]

*tackles Mars to the ground* SLABARBOM MOIGGIN YOBBIN!!! *snatches the ice cream ssssssssammich* yoink to the infinite power..... plus one! :evilgrin:

[Duke]

Hi Mars welcome to Earth or is it Dimision X, I can never seem to remember where the Technodrome is now.

[Mars-Chan]

Uh, I'll talk in a second Duke. *Tackles NinjaNin to the ground* YOINK TO THE INFINITY POWER...TIMES TEN!!!! :evilgrin: *Glances at Duke* Sorry, did you say something? :lol:

[The Defibrillator]

LOL, NinjaNin, your avatar!! I have that game on my computer right now! I didn't think anybody else knew about it!

for those of you who donno what i'm talkin about (prolly 99% of you), Ninjanin's avatar is from a really old arcade game call Michael Jackson, Moonwalker. It's the funniest game ever.

anyways, mars and ninjanin can get back to their little dispute over the ice cream sammich.

[Mars-Chan]

:D Thank you. YOINK!! *runs!!*

[R-iZZy]

*grabs Mars's ankles and trips her to the ground* NOW THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!!!

*pulls out a gun* Now you're gonna get it!! *pulls trigger, and a hand comes out, grabbing the ice cream sssssammich from Mars*

YOINK to the infinity times eleven!!! :evilgrin:

[R-iZZy]

LOL, NinjaNin, your avatar!! I have that game on my computer right now! I didn't think anybody else knew about it!

for those of you who donno what i'm talkin about (prolly 99% of you), Ninjanin's avatar is from a really old arcade game call Michael Jackson, Moonwalker. It's the funniest game ever.

anyways, mars and ninjanin can get back to their little dispute over the ice cream sammich.I didn't think anyone else knew about this game... :lol: It's funny to see such a peaceful man beating up on things... HAHA

[Mars-Chan]

*dodges the hand, whaps it with her nunchucks, hits you* GIMME.MY.ICE.CREAM.SAMMICH!!!!! :evil: YOINKED FROM MOE SYZLACK!!! WHOO-HOOO!!!!

[Kali]

You know, there's tons of ice cream sandwiches in the freezer...

[R-iZZy]

THERE ARE??? *creeps toward fridge and takes the whole box* I don't need... *throws the box at Mars and takes the ice cream ssssssssssammich*

YOINKED BY MONTGOMERY BURNES!!!

[Mars-Chan]

D'OH!! :lol: *shakes head* Here come Troy McClure!!! :D

[R-iZZy]

And here goes Duff Man!!! *thrusts pelvis repeatedly like Duff Man*

[Mars-Chan]

AGH! MY EYES!!! :lol:*Duff man like* Troy man's running away! Oh, yeah! 8) Oh, look! It's Itchy and Scratchy. :evilgrin:

[R-iZZy]

*sneaks off with the ice cream sssssssssammich as Mars looks at Itchy and Scratchy* Loser...

[Mars-Chan]

Itchy, go!
*Itchy laughs as he chases you* :evilgrin:

[R-iZZy]

*throws a blade at Itchy*

[Mars-Chan]

*Itchy avoids it but it hits Scratchy* Oh, crud. :tsweatdr:

[R-iZZy]

*throws an elephant from outta the pocket*

[Mars-Chan]

*elephant hits Scratchy and Itchy and I laugh* There are people who think LITTLE of him!! :wink:

[The Defibrillator]

hey thats from shrek! gotta love that moviehttp://www.bfi.org.uk/news/archive/2001/pictures/2001-11-23-shrek.jpg

[Mars-Chan]

*squeals at picture* I love that photo!! I've got to figure out how to upload that picture to my avatar!! I hate the fact that it will not upload to my avatar no matter how hard I try! People in his place are in short supply! :wink:

[R-iZZy]

Just save the pic in your hard drive and as Krang to host it, and he'll give you a link. It's as simple as that. And Krang stays up-to-date too... :D

[Mars-Chan]

*Dr. Evil-like* Riiiiiiiiight. :P

[R-iZZy]

*runs around like Mini-Me* WEEEEEE

[Mars-Chan]

*sprays him with squirt-bottle* Bad Mini-Me! Bad! :lol:

[R-iZZy]

*looks down to the ground in shame* Ooooooooooh! *smacks forehead*

[Mars-Chan]

:lol: Oh....go ahead, Mini Me. :lol: :lol:

[R-iZZy]

*gets up in joy* WEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *runs around like an idiot*

[Mars-Chan]

* :lol: * Mini-Me, watch out for the shark tank!

[R-iZZy]

*looks out for shark tank, but still runs into it anyway* EEEE! *BUMP!!!*

[Mars-Chan]

Oh, Mini-Me, are you all right?

MOLEY MOLEY MOLE!!!!

[R-iZZy]

*rubs head* Eeeeeh...

[Mars-Chan]

"You are not my dad!"
Oh Scott, you know that hurts daddy when you say that.
" :sweatdro: "

You know, I've always wondered what a sweatdop would look like on Scott's face....now I know. :lol:

[R-iZZy]

:D Well... that's an accompishment you can praise.

[Mars-Chan]

YAY!!!! :D If only they put that in the movie... :D :D

[R-iZZy]

:D As long as they don't put the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong syllABLE!!!

[Mars-Chan]

:lol: Have you seen that yet? I hear it's hI-larious!!! :P

[R-iZZy]

Nope... still haven't seen it. But I really do wanna see it.

[Mars-Chan]

Me too! Although, I cannot wait for May Second. (X-Men 2)

[R-iZZy]

:thyper: YES!!! I saw the previews to it too!!!

[Mars-Chan]

Wolvie's my boy!! GOOOO LOGAN! 8)

[R-iZZy]

Cyclops is my boy!!! BZZZZZZZZZT!!!

[Mars-Chan]

YIIIII! That's it. SNKKT!!!! :evilgrin:

[R-iZZy]

HAHA... heeeeeeey! You have an avy!!!

[Mars-Chan]

:nod: Yep!

[R-iZZy]

HAPPY DAYS!!! :tparty: :tparty: :tparty: :tparty: :tparty:

[Mars-Chan]

Wooo!!!! :roll: :D

[R-iZZy]

:thyper:

[Mars-Chan]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[R-iZZy]

:D

[Mars-Chan]

Erm...what were we talking about a second ago? :-? :D :thyper: :tlol:

[R-iZZy]

I don't know... :o :tcool: :thyper: :tparty: :shredder:

[Mars-Chan]

WAH! Shredder!!!! *runs* :D :P :o :lol: :tlol: :tparty: :tcouch:

[The Defibrillator]

since it looks as if we are playing with smilies/emoticons, I'll join in! :tread: :tcouch: :shredder: :tsick: :tparty: :teek: :ksad: :kgrin: :eyemouth: :idea: :embarass: :evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

Yeah! Let's call this the....smiley/emoticon game!!!
or not..... :embarass:
:sleep: :evilgrin: :D :) :tcool: :tlol:
"There is no emoticon to express the rage I'm feeling!!!"
All right guys, who said that???? :lol:

[R-iZZy]

:tread: :tanime: :sleep: :| :evilgrin: :sick: :( :o :D :)
:tsleep: :shredder: :tpizza:

MUAHAHAHAHA :kgrin: :khappy: :ksad:

[Mars-Chan]

Who said that qoute from my last post? *"Jepordy" theme plays*

:P :roll: :wink: :| :sleep: :goofygri: :evilgrin: :D :) :( :tlol: :ttwisted: :trazz: :sleep: :blanksta:

[R-iZZy]

Um... I dunno...
:D :) :( :o :x :lol: 8) :-? :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :sleep: :| :wink: :roll: :sick: :dead: :evilgrin: :goofygri:

[Mars-Chan]

Give you a hint: He runs the comic book shop in "The Simpsons". Any guess now? :lol:
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :oops: :P :-? 8) :D :) :lol:

[azure turtle]

... The Comic Book Guy? :D

Yes, yes. I know of him. I squashed him with my sofa yesterday. Now I can't seem to find him... :tcouch:

[Mars-Chan]

Aw, poor Comic Book Guy!!
"Worst...Death..Scene...Ever!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :tlol: :tlol: :tlol: :tlol:

[azure turtle]

Aw, poor Comic Book Guy!!
"Worst...Death..Scene...Ever!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :tlol: :tlol: :tlol: :tlol:
LOL!!! Ah, if he were only here to say that. :lol:

[Mars-Chan]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Well, I said it for him. :P :lol: :lol:

[R-iZZy]

You do such good things for people...
"GASP!"

[Mars-Chan]

:lol: Oh, thank you! :D

[Kid Icarus]

*hands you a carmel mango of welcome* now you get the best of both worlds! :rolling:

[Mars-Chan]

WEEE-HEEE! Alllrightythen! Take care now...bye bye, then. *grabs mango and Meeeeaaattbaaallll sammich and runs* Thanks! :rolling:

[R-iZZy]

*chases after Mars* Oh no you don't!!!

[Mars-Chan]

Oh, yes I do! *tosses pinapple over her shoulder* Nyck nyuck nyuck nyuck!!! :lol: 8)

[The Defibrillator]

*picks up pineapple*

i LOVE pinapples!

*sits down and has a pineapple picnic*

who wants to join me?

[Mars-Chan]

In a second.
WOOOOB WOOOOB WOOOB WOOOB!!!! *runs*

[azure turtle]

AHH! WOOOOB backwards spells BOOOOOW!!
*starts bowing to no one in particular*

[Mars-Chan]

ALLLLRightyThen. Take care now...byebye then. YAAAAHHH!! *runs*

[R-iZZy]

*continues chasing Mars* NO YOU DON'T!!!

[Mars-Chan]

Well, at least I'm getting my exercize in! *pulls out her rollerskates and skates off* NYAAAH!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P

[R-iZZy]

*puts on jet powered skates*
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK!!!

[Mars-Chan]

NYAH! You think that's cool? Watch this! *Rockets come out of her skates and she hovers in the air and zips off* YEEEEHHEEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[R-iZZy]

OH YEAH!!! *pushes a button and transports right next to Mars* HAHAHA... you can't escape me!!! :evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

Wanna bet? *disappears and reappears on the moon, helmet on her head, skates in the craters* YEEEEHAAAAWWWW!!!

[R-iZZy]

*pushes button and transports all the way to the moon, where he sees Mars passing by*

*waves at Mars* What took ya so long???

[Mars-Chan]

*ignores Ninjanin and continues to skate the craters*

[R-iZZy]

Hmmmph.... *transports next to Mars* Didn't you hear me back there?

Didn't ya?
Didn't ya?
Didn't ya?
Didn't ya?
Didn't ya?
Didn't ya?
Didn't ya?

I KNOW YOU DID!!! Did ya?

[Mars-Chan]

H'm...the wind must be blowing. *Flips, Tony Hawk like, over a crater into the next one, skates*

[R-iZZy]

*does a 900 over a crater* COME BACK HERE!!!

[Mars-Chan]

*Continues to flip Tony Hawk-ish* Weeeehooooooo!!!!

[R-iZZy]

*does a Michaelangelo-type trick* That's it!!! *throws a lasso at Mars*

[Mars-Chan]

*zips out of the way*
(LMAO! :lol: )

[R-iZZy]

*lasso moves toward Mars* (LMAO! :lol: )

[Mars-Chan]

*lasso misses* Hiiiiiiiiii, Dexter! OOPS! Wrong show! :P *jet-engines roar as she skates off*

[R-iZZy]

*lasso catches jet engine and carries me with you* WEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Mars-Chan]

*Smirks slyly, and flips upside down numerous times* WEEEEHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[R-iZZy]

*spins around with Mars*

WHOOOOOOA... WHOOOOOOA... WHOOOOOOA...

"In case you forgot what we had for breakfast....... I'm about to remind you!" - Michaelangelo from "Garbageman"

[Mars-Chan]

(LMAO!!!!! I remember that! :lol: )
*Spinning becomes a tornado, NinjnaNin goes spinning off*

[R-iZZy]

BAAAAAAAAAAARF!!! *spews out turtle soup* Oops... :D

[Mars-Chan]

Always wanted to do that. *giggles*

[R-iZZy]

Ugh... well, there's something to put in your notebook.

[Mars-Chan]

*glances at notebook* All ready done. Annoying...it's not a way of life...IT'S WHAT I DO!!!! :evilgrin:

[R-iZZy]

*strokes chin* I see...

[Mars-Chan]

NYAHH! :P By the way, nice Avvy!

[R-iZZy]

HAHA... thank ya... I loved it mahself. I gotta find nothing but idiotic avy's now...

[Mars-Chan]

Where'd you find it? And what the is it?

[R-iZZy]

I had this saved in my hard drive a while ago... and I'm guessing it's Gumby on the rampage... :D

[Mars-Chan]

:lol: So where's Pokey? (The littl;e horse thing)

[R-iZZy]

He's probably on a rampage somewhere else... :roll:

[Mars-Chan]

*snorts in sarcasam* Yeh...in a field, eating grass. :D

[The Defibrillator]

actually he is currently locked up in an insane asylum somewhere in Oregon. All he does is twitch and mumble to himself, "wheres that gumby, i'm gonna kill that gumby. gumby. gumby. I'll rip his eyes out of his big clay head!"

[R-iZZy]

Well... Gumby must've heard him because he's going crazy too...

[Mars-Chan]

AGH! Clay creatures gone mad! Run!!! :D

[The Defibrillator]

like those guys on the show, "bump in the night"? they're all serial killers now. all clay characters go bad. its a fact of life

[Mars-Chan]

Well, at least the Swat Kats aren't going mad.

[The Defibrillator]

they aren't clay, are they?

[Mars-Chan]

*hugs Jake* Nope. They're living breathing Kats.

[The Defibrillator]

then that's why they aren't going insane!

[Mars-Chan]

:D True. That's why I'll smack Chance if he does! :wink: :D

[R-iZZy]

Don't smack Chance... he's still gotta save the world from evil dogs or something... I haven't seen the show in years... :goofygri:

[Mars-Chan]

It's still on. Where I am it comes on at 3:30 in the morning. I ain't getting up that early just to see the show. :dead:
I'll leave Chance alone....for now. :D

[R-iZZy]

Geez... they must be trying to cancel Chance... hahaha... no one's gonna stay up that late to watch Chance... *drinks a gallon of caffeine*

[The Stryker]

*gets beat up by wallace and gromit*

not the toaster!!!

*sizzling sounds*

AGhhhh!!!!!

[R-iZZy]

\: ) HAHAHA... you got beat up by a toaster made out of play dough!!! *gets attacked by a pink unicorn made out of cotton*

[Mars-Chan]

*Raises an eyebrow ridge at the pink unicorn* Right. :blanksta: AGH!! *is then tackled by a giant Anaconda* WAHHHH!!!! :o

[R-iZZy]

*runs* I didn't know unicorns were so physical!!! Let me check to see what is triggering this animal's physical acts!!! *looks in a big book* Hmmm... these are all the actions of mating??? AAAAH!!!

[Friction X]

*runs* I didn't know unicorns were so physical!!! Let me check to see what is triggering this animal's physical acts!!! *looks in a big book* Hmmm... these are all the actions of mating??? AAAAH!!!

*walks in, hears NTN's comment, blinks, and quickly turns to leave and post a large sign at the entrance to the thread that reads BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID...*

[Mars-Chan]

*kills the snake and runs like crazy* WAAAAHHH!!!!!

[R-iZZy]

*runs into the sign that Friction X posted and gets attacked by unicorn again* AAAAAAAAAAH!

[Mars-Chan]

*Grabs TMNH and runs* GO!!

[The Stryker]

*kicks the unicorn*

hah! im the greatest!

*leg gets ripped off by unicorn*

oh......

[Mars-Chan]

Ew..... :dead:

[The Stryker]

*the unicorn then kicks my head off*

*head tumbles onto the ground


*body just collapses....being without a head*

[Mars-Chan]

I said it once and I'll say it again: Ew..... :dead: *runs away*

[R-iZZy]

:blanksta:

[Mars-Chan]

WAHHH! *runs straight into a wall* Ow... :dead: Wait....why am I running? I can BAMF!!! :evilgrin:
BAMF! *disappears*

[R-iZZy]

\: |

[Mars-Chan]

*relaxes on a beach, with shades over her brown eyes*

[R-iZZy]

*relaxes on a bed of burning coal*

[Mars-Chan]

:o
*continues to relax, sipping a cold orange soda*

[R-iZZy]

*continues to relax as well, sipping bubbling lava*

[Mars-Chan]

:D

[R-iZZy]

:evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

Aren't you kinda hot?

[R-iZZy]

Well... a lot of ladies have told me that... :P

[Mars-Chan]

Oy.... :sweatdro: