Lines you would use to PO Raph (and other TMNT characters)

[k_lala]

Ok pretend your a bad guy and make up a situation where you could be fighting or about to fight. The key is to piss off Raph so bad he will go crazy on you! :tmad:

Example: I had just beat down Master Splinter and he is on the edge of death.
Me: "Muahahaha...you should have seen him as while I was putting him out of his misery. He cried just like you."

Another one....

Me: "That's right you talk big when you have your brother Leo with you. He's always there to save your butt."

Talk trash to Raph!! What you got!!?

[Powder]

Hai ralph those fork-knives won't hurt me!

[gobo]

"Hey, Tortoise Boy! Nice booties! Did your mommy make 'em for you? :lol:"

If I wanted to be especially nasty, I'd just say, "COWABUNGA!" :evilgrin:

[Koi]

I bet Edward Cullen could beat you up.

[Turo602]

Me after murdering his entire family: "Keep crying pussy" (while holding Splinter's head):lol:

[Gyt Kaliba]

Example: I had just beat down Master Splinter and he is on the edge of death.
Me: "Muahahaha...you should have seen him as while I was putting him out of his misery. He cried just like you."


I SWEAR I've heard that one before...in something...but I'm not sure what. Or at least, something like it.

Now let's see here...

"So you're the 'Cool but Rude' one eh? Funny, I thought you were the one with PMS."

*crickets chirp*

....yeah, I suck at this.:ohwell:

[gobo]

Me after murdering his entire family: "Keep crying pussy" (while holding Splinter's head):lol:
:blanksta: Yours is a very disturbing imagination.
"So you're the 'Cool but Rude' one eh? Funny, I thought you were the one with PMS."
Mixing universes... Me like! ^_^

[k_lala]

Didn't you lose to Mikey at the battle nexus? Where he became the champion of the multiple verse! Can I get his autograph? He is the champion of the universe right? You know the guy that beat you!

[Guitar_Raph]

Hey Raph! Where did you get the junk motorcycle? From Sanford & Son salvage?

[k_lala]

Btw when you were out, I took your shell cycle out for a ride and totally ruined it! It's in pieces!!

We're still cool right?

[k_lala]

I think red looks stupid on you, what about hot pink - that's more you!

[Luzmagica]

Raphy...there had been a small accident in your bedroom involving a matchbox....

[Sage Ninja]

your shows been canceled.

[Seurat]

"You DO know that your 'goofball' counterpart is more popular than you'll ever be, right Mr. 'I've-only-got-six-seasons-to-his-ten'?"

[Anarchistguy]

"You DO know that your 'goofball' counterpart is more popular than you'll ever be, right Mr. 'I've-only-got-six-seasons-to-his-ten'?"

Death wish, right there :P :thumbsup:

[Luzmagica]

Raphy ...I was washing your bandana/mask...and right now its a bit too ...pink.... It doesn't matter right?


Editing for correcting expression...!! Thanks to Gobo, Pipsqueak and Powder!!!!!

[gobo]

Dont you matter, right??
Say what? :tconfuse:

[Roland]

Well 'Raph i got your 'my dear diary' and im going to read out loud!' or just run around and poke raph the whole time!

[Powder]

Say what? :tconfuse:

I'm gonna assume luz meant 'It doesn't matter right?'.

[k_lala]

I threw away that punching bag, it was stinking up the place. Plus it doesn't look good... Plus I needed space to put my new iMac computer.

[Oculus Orbus]

"Come on Raph, nobody wears red bandanas anymore..."

[Koi]

This thread seems like it should placed in forum games. Just my opinion.

[Powder]

I'm with you.

[Mutated Turtle]

I'm gonna assume luz meant 'It doesn't matter right?'.

Or was it:Raph,you don't matter.

[Powder]

Or was it:Raph,you don't matter.

That wouldnt make any sense.

[Luzmagica]

Say what? :tconfuse:

I'm gonna assume luz meant 'It doesn't matter right?'.

Thank-you very much Powder....!!!! That was right!!! Im going to edit again!!!....That was exactly I want to mean!!!!...Sorry again about my english!!!

[Luzmagica]

Quoting myself...
Raphy ...I was washing your bandana/mask...and right now its a bit too ...pink.... It doesn't matter right?


Editing for correcting expression...!! Thanks to Gobo, Pipsqueak and Powder!!!!!

[gobo]

I'm so glad my annoying habits can be of service. ^_^

[Revan]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb94/kalaneutrino/leo.jpg

[Scandia]

"You're Splinter's least favorite. Even Michelangelo is liked better than you."

"You're afraid of everything. You are SO phobic".

[Luzmagica]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb94/kalaneutrino/leo.jpg

This is the best!!!!!! :D8):lol::D

[Mutated Turtle]

"Wow,forks are REAL intimadating,what are you gonna do?Eat noodles?Geez,a Spork is much more intimadating."[/sarcasm]

[TMNT88]

Nice shell. Do they come in men's sizes?

[Luzmagica]

Ninjas????....You and your precious brothers are only useful for one thing: Soup... turtle soup!

[Koi]

TMNT88, your line is my favorite so far.

[Lynn]

"Hey, Tortoise Boy! Nice booties! Did your mommy make 'em for you? :lol:"

If I wanted to be especially nasty, I'd just say, "COWABUNGA!" :evilgrin:

That would get him P.O.ed! *L*

[NameGoesHere1066]

you aren't Buslady's favorite turtle any more...

[XERO]

I don't have to say anything... I'm his brother.

[Cure]

you aren't Buslady's favorite turtle any more...

I dunno, I think that's a line worth celebrating.

[Gyt Kaliba]

I thinks so far my favorites are the 'I'm better than you' pic and 'Nice shell, do they come in men's sizes?' LOL.

'Yo Raph, I uh...I kinda lost a bet and don't have the money to pay it off so I sold you to a fangirl. Mikey too. Um...you might want to run, she's got..."plans"...for you two.'

[Luzmagica]

I don't have to say anything... I'm his brother.

Come on!!! Don´t be shy!!! No one else better than a little brother knows how to PO a big brother!!! LOL....;)

[Koi]

Oh, sorry. Didn't realize you were male. Your swift mood changes got me confused.

[Turo602]

Come on, when could I fight Leo, I heard he's a bigger challenge than you. After all, you are trying to hurt me with tooth picks, and he is your leader.

[XERO]

Come on!!! Don´t be shy!!! No one else better than a little brother knows how to PO a big brother!!! LOL....;)

Fine.

"Hey, guys, have you met my sister, Raphael?"

[Mutated Turtle]

Raph, a Flood Infection Form and a Cute Kitten are MUCH more intimadating then you,seriously,what are you going to do with those forks?Make food? xD

[Brandatello]

"hey raph...remember the future?"
"who do you think you are poseidon?"

[NameGoesHere1066]

"You DO know that your 'goofball' counterpart is more popular than you'll ever be, right?"

mmm, I'd actually argue that. Most people I talk to think of Raphy as the hot head tough guy, not the sarcastic wise ass.

[Teddy]

"Ninjara cheated on you with Mikey...and Leo...and Casey."

The "I'm better than you." one is the best, though! :lol:

[gobo]

"Ninjara cheated on you with Mikey...and Leo...and Casey."
"... all at once."

Raph: "Grrrrrr-- Wait. Who's Casey?"

[ToTheNines]

"... all at once."

Raph: "Grrrrrr-- Wait. Who's Casey?"

HA, actually took me a second to get that one :lol:

[Teddy]

HA, actually took me a second to get that one :lol:

Me too! XD Woops, my bad.

[Sage Ninja]

Ninjara is a whore.

[Venom]

Hm.....

'Ey freak, I'm gonna shove those sai up your ass and make you my 8!tch. :x

Man...it's kind of hard being mean to the Turtles. :tconfuse:

[Koi]

I once puked up something that looked like you.

[Mutated Turtle]

"Ninjara...Yeah,....She cheated on you,Raph.

[Koi]

"Ninjara...Yeah,....She cheated on you,Raph.

-With a pole."

[Jelly Bean]

-With a pole."

...gross...:sick::dead:

[***First of Two Latin Kings***]

Personally, I can't believe Arella said that... :teek:

[shuriken]

You got your ass kicked by Mikey.
You wish you could be the Shredder, but you're too much of a whiny little douche.
Klunk took a piss on your face as you slept, and you smiled.

[Koi]

Personally, I can't believe Arella said that... :teek:

Why, it is that bad?

[Mutated Turtle]

"Red,in the light,it looks like flaming pink...I recommend you get a new bandanna color...Just so no one thinks that you're g@y..."

[shuriken]

Why, it is that bad?

No it's amazing.
Ninjara never loved you.
Your punching bag ripped and let out all the sand. So I filled it up with rat sh*t. Hope you don't mind. Oh so you noticed a difference... I see.

[Sage Ninja]

"Red,in the light,it looks like flaming pink...I recommend you get a new bandanna color...Just so no one thinks that you're g@y..."

pink is a manly color dude!

[Sage Ninja]

so yeah...let the randomness continue...

[Roland]

Mikey: 'what does this button do' or 'don can you fix this, and this, etc'

[gobo]

April chose Casey over you, geek. :lol:

[plastroncafe]

"It's okay that I put this magnet on your hard drive, right?"

[Punix]

Mikey: 'Make love to me sweet Don'
:trolleye:

[Powder]

Hey Donny this thread sucks.

[Mutated Turtle]

There's one for Don and Raph...

[Koi]

Why doesn't Mikey have this thread yet?

[Coola Yagami]

The Turtle Titan/Justice Force is totally lame.

[Koi]

Just come out of the closet already...

[Koi]

So you did notice I loosened all the strings on your hammock?

[Powder]

These threads are getting out of hand. You people need some originality.

[gobo]

"Can't we practice tomorrow?"

[Guitar_Raph]

(I'm gonna hate myself for posting this)

Your cat, Klunk, got run over!

So, are Turtle Titan & Ex-Cel Dude an item?

[gobo]

Championship belts are for losers.
J/k, GK :embarass:

[gobo]

"Howie Hardy just came out."

"4kids didn't want you in their show. They didn't even give you a speaking part in their movie!"

[Mutated Turtle]

DoN,RapH,LeO,AnD MiKe HaVe ThEiR OwN ThReAd, ShReDdEr NeEds OnE ToO.

[shuriken]

Oh that was your helmet, yeah I gave it to one of the guys and told him it was a urinal bowl.

[Mutated Turtle]

"You're a geek,Irma."

[NameGoesHere1066]

:-? so do all the other "what lines would piss off so & so." threads. I'm confused by your critisim.

Don...I let Mikey play with a match book in your lab...

[NameGoesHere1066]

These threads are getting out of hand. You people need some originality.


:ohwell: :roll:

[Mutated Turtle]

:ohwell: :roll:

ThIs. QuOtE FoR TrUtH .

[NameGoesHere1066]

no one thinks you're funny Mikey.

you are a little chicken sh**.

The Justice force thinks you're joke and make fun of you when you aren't around. They think turtle titan is lame.

if you fell off a bridge your brothers wouldn't notice till a month later.

90% of the missions you and your brothers go on, could have been done just fine without you, if not better.

[Koi]

Dumb dumb, ninjas don't do Bushido. Don't kill yourself over it.

[Mutated Turtle]

.............

" Hey, aren't you from Street Sharks?"

[Powder]

Can we make a rule about starting too many threads at once? Not only did you butcher the spelling, its just rediculous. Stop.

[VaughnMichael]

I think spelling his name incorrectly is a good start at pissing him off.

[Spacebabie]

well since this is the 4kids area.

Care for some calamari?

How's the weather down there?

Want to buy some naked pictures of Karai?

[VaughnMichael]

Geez Shredder that's the worst looking stomach ulcer I've ever seen.

[Spacebabie]

"You sound too much like Dean Venture"

[Spacebabie]

"We have secretly swiched your coffee with decaf."

[Powder]

Geez Shredder that's the worst looking stomach ulcer I've ever seen.

"Amen" is appropriate.

[Luzmagica]

For Shredder : "A very big armor but You have NOT honor"

[gobo]

.............

" Hey, aren't you from Street Sharks?"
:lol: Right on! :lol:

[Candy Kappa]

I think spelling his name incorrectly is a good start at pissing him off.

indeed:lol:

think his name was misspelled in the Norwegian print


can't we just have one "Lines to PO a tmnt character"

[gobo]

"Nice blades. Aluminum?"

[Luzmagica]

For Leonardo: "Im going to make a coat with your father´s furry-skin"

[Luzmagica]

For Donatello: "Can you repeat in our idiom all what you said...Im not sure if you can speak rightly..."

[Luzmagica]

For Michelangelo: "Im going to do something really very bad with your poor little cat"

[Mutated Turtle]

indeed:lol:




can't we just have one "Lines to PO a tmnt character"

WeLl, ThE ThReAdS CoUlD Be MeRgEd.

[Koi]

^ I prefer rugs :)

[Koi]

Nice body.... are you compensating for something?

[Candy Kappa]

Nice body.... are you compensating for something?

oh he is, he is :P

[gobo]

"Do I know you?"
"You got your shell kicked by Power Rangers. :lol:"

[VaughnMichael]

When did Leonardo get a sex change?

Venus, I'm sorry to inform you that those lumps on your shell aren't breasts but are infact tumors.

[Master Splinter]

"You have been cut from continuity."

-ms

[Koi]

Turtle reject.

[***First of Two Latin Kings***]

Lines to piss ON Venus? :tlol: :tlol: :tlol: :tlol:

[Candy Kappa]

Lines to piss ON Venus? :tlol: :tlol: :tlol: :tlol:

it's going to be a fetish thread isn't it

[plastroncafe]

it's going to be a fetish thread isn't it

Aren't they all?

[Candy Kappa]

Aren't they all?

shhh... don't ruin our cover

[plastroncafe]

shhh... don't ruin our cover

...oh! RIGHT!
Um...uh... Hey Venus, you suck!

[Archon_Turtle]

You're less of a planet than Pluto!

Take that!

[Koi]

Go back in the kitchen Venus.

[Turo602]

You suck! Go back to wherever you came from, you're not wanted here!

Nobody likes you!

[Guitar_Raph]

Venus made a love connection with Poochie (The Simpsons).

[XERO]

I'm only doing this because it's late.

"It's funny they named you Venus, because you look like Uranus."

[hadoolket]

a golden showers thread? huh?

[Krang]

All of the "Lines you would use to PO _____" threads have been merged into this one. Please use this thread for all characters from now on rather than starting any more of them.

[Mutated Turtle]

All of the "Lines you would use to PO _____" threads have been merged into this one. Please use this thread for all characters from now on rather than starting any more of them.

FINALLY! It flooded the TMNT General Disgussion!

[Powder]

FINALLY! It flooded the TMNT General Disgussion!

Gee, I WONDER WHO DID THAT?

[Sage Ninja]

You sound too much like Dean Venture

thats a compliment!

[VaughnMichael]

Gee, I WONDER WHO DID THAT?
hah! I was thinking the same thing....

[Mutated Turtle]

Gee, I WONDER WHO DID THAT?

Your new User Title fits. >.> <.<

[Koi]

Your new User Title fits. >.> <.<

Don't worry Pips, your still number 1 in my book!!

[gobo]

>.> <.<
Dude, don't you mean ":shifty:"?

[Mutated Turtle]

Dude, don't you mean ":shifty:"?
Perhaps.:shifty:

Don't worry Pips, your still number 1 in my book!!

Wha?!

[Coola Yagami]

To Shredder- The Turtles got away boss.

To Baxter- You're hardly a genuis. I doubt you came up with such a complicated and unique plan all by yourself.

To Hun- Without Shredder backin you, yer nuthing but a chump.

To Karai- Wow, nice ass lady.

[Jelly Bean]

to Baxter Stockman

"you remind me of a black wily coyote"

[Jephael]

To Rocksteady and Bebop: You guys make that big dude in The Goonies look like a physicist!

[Koi]

Did you see that giant turtle walkin' about the other day? Yeah... What a ***.

[Turo602]

To Stockman: I'm not done with you yet, you're still useful to me.

[Koi]

You must of been brought by a rat or something, because you look like smell like a serious pile of business.

[Turo602]

To 2K3 Mikey: Did you have a stroke or are you just heavily medicated?