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willtupper
04-07-2010, 04:36 PM
Wouldn't it be crazy if the TMNT were, like, a courtroom drama?

If everything else was exactly the same, but it took place in the world of "Boston Legal" or something.

Probably...

Splinter would be the Judge.

Leonardo would be the strong, silent Baliff (who is secretly in love with the Judge).

Raphael would be a witness. A very angry witness (or maybe the defendent).

Oruku Saki would be the defendent (charged with homicide, or something).

Donatello would provide "expert testimony" on matters science and geek-related.

Michelangelo would be a "character witness," and the Judge would have to ask him repeatedly to phrase his replies without the word "Dude!" so much.

Casey would be a witness, I guess. Or else a Plaintiff. Or maybe the defendent.

April would be expert testimony. Either as a scientist (Mirage), or a reporter (Archie / Toon).

Who would the other character's be? Who would the lawyers be?

What kind of cases would they try? What would the behind-the-scenes drama be about?

Who would say, at the end of every episode, "Tune in next week, for another exciting case, on... TMNTeople's COURT!"

Archon_Turtle
04-07-2010, 04:45 PM
you are a sick, strange, little man. And thats why we get along so well.

plastroncafe
04-07-2010, 04:53 PM
...

Huh.

But, how would you cast everyone on the 80s sitcom "Night Court"?

Mutated Turtle
04-07-2010, 04:57 PM
OK..................................I don't think this would do good on TV.Is People's court on TV going good?I doubt it is.And this a very wierd idea.

Ninjinister
04-07-2010, 05:01 PM
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9297/shredder.jpg

OBJECTION!

Powder
04-07-2010, 05:03 PM
you are a sick, strange, little man. And thats why we get along so well.


Seconded.



Though a 'Full House' parody may fair better.

"FULL SEWER".

Just think of it-

Danny Tanner being Leo, the uptight one.
(Uncle) Joey Gladstone being Mikey, the goof.
(Uncle) Jesse Katsopolis being Raph, the badass.
DJ Tanner being Donatello, A goodie goodie!

Grandpa Papouli- Splinter
Aunt Becky- April Oneil
Michelle & Stephanie- Bebop & Rocksteady
Erin (the little brat Michelle hangs out with who terrorizes Jesse & Joey)- The Shredder

Perfection in 22 minute segments.

gobo
04-07-2010, 05:36 PM
Michelangelo would be a "character witness,"
Cuz he's such a character? XD Brilliant!

Oh, what a nut you is, Tup-Tup... ^_^

Koi
04-07-2010, 06:44 PM
(Uncle) Jesse Katsopolis being Raph, the badass.

My inner Jesse fan girl is screaming no to that combo.

Humans + leather + Elvis = BA
Turtle mutant + leather + Elvis = Creepier fan girl base

Candy Kappa
04-07-2010, 06:45 PM
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9297/shredder.jpg

OBJECTION!

damn it, you beaten me to it:P

Scandia
04-07-2010, 07:49 PM
Oroku Saki would be the defendant indeed.

Krang/Karai would be the defense attorney.

Splinter would be the judge.

Raphael would be the prosecuting attorney.

Donatello would be the forensic scientist.

Leonardo would be the apprentice judge- the one who would conduct the trial if the judge were not available.

Casey would be the bailiff- but not silent.

April would be the reporter covering the trial, LOL!

And Mikey would be a juror who keeps driving everybody bananas with his confused questions.

dontplaydead27
04-07-2010, 08:12 PM
Oh man i'm so high I don't know what the hells going on right now.

Spacebabie
04-07-2010, 08:58 PM
I can now see Leonardo pointing and shouting "Objection."