willtupper
04-07-2010, 04:36 PM
Wouldn't it be crazy if the TMNT were, like, a courtroom drama?
If everything else was exactly the same, but it took place in the world of "Boston Legal" or something.
Probably...
Splinter would be the Judge.
Leonardo would be the strong, silent Baliff (who is secretly in love with the Judge).
Raphael would be a witness. A very angry witness (or maybe the defendent).
Oruku Saki would be the defendent (charged with homicide, or something).
Donatello would provide "expert testimony" on matters science and geek-related.
Michelangelo would be a "character witness," and the Judge would have to ask him repeatedly to phrase his replies without the word "Dude!" so much.
Casey would be a witness, I guess. Or else a Plaintiff. Or maybe the defendent.
April would be expert testimony. Either as a scientist (Mirage), or a reporter (Archie / Toon).
Who would the other character's be? Who would the lawyers be?
What kind of cases would they try? What would the behind-the-scenes drama be about?
Who would say, at the end of every episode, "Tune in next week, for another exciting case, on... TMNTeople's COURT!"
If everything else was exactly the same, but it took place in the world of "Boston Legal" or something.
Probably...
Splinter would be the Judge.
Leonardo would be the strong, silent Baliff (who is secretly in love with the Judge).
Raphael would be a witness. A very angry witness (or maybe the defendent).
Oruku Saki would be the defendent (charged with homicide, or something).
Donatello would provide "expert testimony" on matters science and geek-related.
Michelangelo would be a "character witness," and the Judge would have to ask him repeatedly to phrase his replies without the word "Dude!" so much.
Casey would be a witness, I guess. Or else a Plaintiff. Or maybe the defendent.
April would be expert testimony. Either as a scientist (Mirage), or a reporter (Archie / Toon).
Who would the other character's be? Who would the lawyers be?
What kind of cases would they try? What would the behind-the-scenes drama be about?
Who would say, at the end of every episode, "Tune in next week, for another exciting case, on... TMNTeople's COURT!"