Time to Buy a Shotgun....

[Master Splinter]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/742/pic1ph.jpg

It's gonna be a girl!!!

Due September 1st, 2010...

My life has literally changed... Things that I would have never thought to put second in life have taken even further steps back because of this exciting news... Not exactly sure of any names yet but I am always open to suggestions... For now I have just been using Princess Mongoloid... Ya know, just to keep things interesting... :P

-ms

[Cure]

So...you want us to kill your baby with a shotgun? Is that what you're saying?

[Jester]

Exactly...[/sarcasm]

No, Other-Kevin it's so he can sit on his front porch and scare off "gentleman callers."

[Master Splinter]

So...you want us to kill your baby with a shotgun? Is that what you're saying?

I suppose you have never heard of a father bringing his shotgun out to protect his little girl from teenage mutant horny boys???

That is what I am referring too... So don't kill my baby...

-ms

[Ulisses31]

MS Congratulations, I have a girl with 1 1/2 year and let me say is superb, hope she never grow up to teen... then my katana will rise against any trespasser.

But my oldest is a boy have 5 and is green orange in taekwondo so... when she get older big bro will be 8th dan to kick some asses...

Now back to you... in your country what means mongoloid? Here it means trisomy 21... hope not.


A nice name is Lídia, or Sofia or Venus :) jk for Venus, but any 5 letters names are my favorites... less Maria.

Margaret or Rose... flowers names are also good...
Asherah is the name of the ancient goddess married with Jehova... I like it too... could get a nice nick like Ash or She-ra

[Master Splinter]

in your country what means mongoloid? Here it means trisomy 21... hope not.

Well the term mongoloid originally goes back to Eastern/Northern Asian decent, but that is not what I am referring to when I say mongoloid... I actually didn't know it was an offensive slur until I looked it up, I had always thought it was a term like stupid, ugly, monster, beast, etc... So if I offend anyone please consider the context...

When I say it I am more so referring to a monster or mutant kind of person... I know it's cruel to say about my own daughter but since we have not picked a name just yet I think its funny just to say Princess Mongoloid... Plus when she does get a name and does the old "why did you name me so-and-so?" I can say... Do you want to know the alternative??? LOL...

Anyways, it is very exciting and I love this little girl more than anything in the world right now, she's not a mutant or monster or anything like that... It is going to be some very exciting times in my neck of the woods... And maybe i will have to get her started in the Ninja Tribunals to keep those boys at bay...

-ms

[Candy Kappa]

congrats, load that shot gun with rock salt and be prepared:P

[PAAATE]

Congrats! :)

I've always thought December is a cool and kinda unique name for girls... :P

[Luzmagica]

I suppose you have never heard of a father bringing his shotgun out to protect his little girl from teenage mutant horny boys???

That is what I am referring too... So don't kill my baby...

-ms


Congrats Master Splinter!!!! She will get a beatiful name so soon!!! !..probably you will get a big list with a lot of names for choose in a few days!!
My prefer female names are: "Laura" LAURA:

Gender: Feminine

Usage: English, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Romanian, Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian, Polish, Slovene, Croatian, Scandinavian, German, Dutch, Late Roman

Pronounced: LAWR-ə (English), LOW-rah (Spanish, Italian, Polish, German, Dutch) [key]
Feminine form of the Late Latin name Laurus, which meant "laurel". This meaning was favourable, since in ancient Rome the leaves of laurel trees were used to create victors' garlands. The name was borne by the 9th-century Spanish martyr Saint Laura, who was a nun thrown into a vat of molten lead by the Moors. It was also the name of the subject of poems by the 14th-century Italian poet Petrarch.

As an English name, Laura has been used since the 13th century. A famous bearer was Laura Secord (1775-1868), a Canadian heroine during the War of 1812.

and "Silvia"...SILVIA

Gender: Feminine

Usage: Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovak, English, German, Late Roman, Roman Mythology

Pronounced: SEEL-vyah (Italian), SEEL-byah (Spanish) [key]
Feminine form of SILVIUS. Rhea Silvia was the mother of Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. This was also the name of a 6th-century saint, the mother of the pope Gregory the Great. It has been a common name in Italy since the Middle Ages. It was introduced to England by Shakespeare, who used it for a character in his play 'The Two Gentlemen of Verona' (1594).

If you want to check other names....this link itsvery interesting in English...
http://www.behindthename.com/nmc/eng.php

And:
In my land people used to say " Im going to buy two big feral bodyguard dogs for my babies"...but a shotgun its a nice protection too!! LOL!!!!

[Cure]

I suppose you have never heard of a father bringing his shotgun out to protect his little girl from teenage mutant horny boys???

That is what I am referring too... So don't kill my baby...

-ms

Oh, alrighty. Nah, I wasn't familiar with that.

[Brodie]

That is what I am referring too... So don't kill my baby...

-ms

This is the single greatest thing Ive ever read on this forum.

Out of context its insanely humorous.


In context: Congrats.

[Master Splinter]

This is the single greatest thing Ive ever read on this forum.

Out of context its insanely humorous.


In context: Congrats.

LOL it sure as shell is...

-ms

[discordiatookie]

Congratulations, that's great news!

[Navin Johnson]

Congratulations, Little girls just steal your heart away

[Sewer Bull]

Well, congrats, man!

[Warhorse]

Congratulations to you. Don't forget to enroll her into karate classes so she can help you defend herself against them boys!

[Katie]

good news!




*cough* Katie is a nice sweet name *cough* :) :D :lol: :ohwell: ;)

[Turo602]

Congratulations Master Splinter. You'll like em when they're young, but when she gets older ain't it going to be hell.:P

Best wishes for you and your daughter.

You should call her April.:tlol:

[Sewer Bull]

Yeah, I thought you'd go for April, too.

[Koi]

Congrats on the little girl. I have always loved names like Rhoslyn and Belle. I am sure whatever you name her will be beautiful.

[Master Splinter]

Congrats on the little girl. I have always loved names like Rhoslyn and Belle. I am sure whatever you name her will be beautiful.

Thank you everyone for all of the kind words and great suggestions!

-ms

[Leonardo Mystic]

Babies are sweet, but especially little girls. Congratulations. Carissa is a nice name, I think. :) It means 'grace'.

[Sage Ninja]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/742/pic1ph.jpg

your baby almost looks like she is waving. How sweet. She's saying hi to daddy already. How long until your little doll pops out?

Also "Pamela" is a nice name for a girl. ;) It means "all honey."

[Powder]

Congrats dude! How did I not get exclusive news?! I feelz left out.


:D

[Koschei]

congrats, I have a 3 year old daughter. Man she has an attitude, 3 is the worse age!

It was awkward when the doctor told us it was a girl. He referred to her girl parts as a Big-Mac.
................................:ohwell:
:teek:

[Nelson]

It was awkward when the doctor told us it was a girl. He referred to her girl parts as a Big-Mac.

Hahahahaha!!! Aw, man.... thank you for that.

Congratulations, Master Splinter!

[Spacebabie]

Congrats.

I gave birth to a girl a little over three months ago.

we used www.babynames.com to figure out a name.

[Leonardo Mystic]

Congrats.

I gave birth to a girl a little over three months ago.

we used www.babynames.com to figure out a name.

http://www.babynameaddicts.com is a great place too. I think it's like the largest database on the web for names.

[Hamato Yoshi]

Buy a sledge hammer instead.......TIME TO PLAY THE GAME :x

[Loco]

Congrats Master Splinter It's a good news ! I hope her first birthday gift will be a nice April Ninjacaster but in plush dolls (don't give her to young a playmates one though) you have to set the TMNT Family Values ;) stay safe with your shotgun

My prefer female names are: "Laura" LAURA:
pronounced: LAWR-ə (English), LOW-rah (Spanish, Italian, Polish, German, Dutch) [key]
Feminine form of the Late Latin name Laurus, which meant "laurel". This meaning was favourable, since in ancient Rome the leaves of laurel trees were used to create victors' garlands. The name was borne by the 9th-century Spanish martyr Saint Laura, who was a nun thrown into a vat of molten lead by the Moors. It was also the name of the subject of poems by the 14th-century Italian poet Petrarch.

As an English name, Laura has been used since the 13th century. A famous bearer was Laura Secord (1775-1868), a Canadian heroine during the War of 1812.

Luz , It can't continue like this :lol: Laura is also my favorite Gal name Ohhh Laura .... :tlove: but careful looks like every Laura's a devil women :tangel: jk best name ever ;) thanks for the history !

[Master Splinter]

Congrats Master Splinter It's a good news ! I hope her first birthday gift will be a nice April Ninjacaster but in plush dolls (don't give her to young a playmates one though) you have to set the TMNT Family Values ;) stay safe with your shotgun

We have finally come up with a name... Drum roll please.........

Abernathy Ann

:D

2 points to anyone who can tell me where I got the name Abernathy from... 8)

-ms

[Ulisses31]

Or from the Harley Davidson seller or from this guy "Ralph David Abernathy" or from the town name or from the brothers or from the cartoon MR. or the baseboll player ?

http://cdn-6.psndealer.com/e2/dealersite/images/abernathyonline/header1.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Ralph_Abernathy.jpg/225px-Ralph_Abernathy.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f5/USA_Texas_location_map.svg/250px-USA_Texas_location_map.svg.png

http://www.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~tngiles/photos/abernathy1.jpg

http://www.comicstripfan.com/newspaper/m/mrabernathy/MrAbernathy19640219.jpg

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/316sports/ted%20abernathy.JPG

[Master Splinter]

Or from the Harley Davidson seller or from this guy "Ralph David Abernathy" or from the town name or from the brothers or from the cartoon MR. or the baseboll player ?


Nope...

Enough of the game... lol.. We came up with the name after watching Tarantino's Death Proof... Rosario Dawson's characters name is Abernathy and it has just kinda stuck with us since then...

THANKS!!!

-ms

[Ulisses31]

That was just my next guess... :trolleye::D

Interesting name... have you thought how will it sound when you have to scream to call her...?

AAAbberrr-naaa-thyyyyyyy AAnnn... get back home for ddddiiiinnneeeerrrrr! Right now!

[Loco]

Nope...

Enough of the game... lol.. We came up with the name after watching Tarantino's Death Proof... Rosario Dawson's characters name is Abernathy and it has just kinda stuck with us since then...

THANKS!!!

-ms
Congratulation that's an very unique name Master :)
I Hope the best for you and don't forget your Turtle Sons ;)

[Lynn]

Congratulations! How about Lillian Rose?

[Master Splinter]

Well everyone! Today was the big day. Went to the hospital and 3 hours later a beautiful 5lbs 9 ounce baby girl blessed us with her presence!

http://a.imageshack.us/img844/334/abbyx.jpg

Mommy and baby are doing great!

-ms

[Samhain]

MS congrats!!!

[Jo Dawn]

Congratulations!!

Wow, three hours?? Yay for mommy, hehe.

But really, she's beautiful. And I like the name you picked out for your little peanut.

Congratulations, again.

[Jester]

Congrats Splinter....she's soooo tiny!

[Sage Ninja]

she is beautiful!

[Katie]

She's adorable. And tiny! Congratulations. :)

[Luzmagica]

Congratulations!!! She is a beautiful lovely cute baby!!! Welcome to life!!!

[ooglafina]

My sister nearly set a hospital record for quick delivery with her first baby. She was there for 2 hours and pushed five minutes. Some girl who walked in the door and delivered in the lobby beat her. The last one took three hours.

Congratulations.

I know I'm late to this thread and I don't see that anybody pointed it out, but Mongoloid is also an old slur for a person with Down's Syndrome. It might be local, but my older relatives still use it. So don't use it. You could unintentionally be offensive on many levels.

[Leonardo Mystic]

Aww, what a pretty baby. :) Was born on my birthday too. Congrats.

[Sage Ninja]

more pictures!

[Master Splinter]

more pictures!

Thank you everyone! Here are some more pictures!

http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby.jpg

http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby1.jpg

http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby2.jpg

http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby3.jpg

http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby4.jpg

http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby5.jpg

http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby6.jpg

http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby7.jpg

http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby8.jpg

-ms

[Machias Banshee]

Aw... she is absolutely precious. You can really see the family resemblance, especially with the nose and little dimpled chin. You and the mother are just Beaming... so proud. :)

[Gyt Kaliba]

Congrats Master Splinter! I hope I'm not out of line since I barely know you unlike most here. ^_^;


http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby2.jpg


OMG. Cutest baby pic EVER!:o

[ooglafina]

Very cute. But I defy any baby to be as cute as my baby nephew. :tlol:

[Master Splinter]

Congrats Master Splinter! I hope I'm not out of line since I barely know you unlike most here. ^_^;



OMG. Cutest baby pic EVER!:o

Not a problem at all. Thanks so much for the compliment!

-ms

[Jester]

You look like a proud dad, Splinter. Congrats.

[BubblyShell22]

Congratulations, Splinter. I'm glad the baby and the mother are doing well.

[Jo Dawn]

Oh my goodness, look at that peanut! She's adorable. I think she really looks like you!

Congratulations again on a beautiful and healthy baby girl. You and Mom look so happy and proud; and you should be!

[Jelly Bean]

http://thewilliamsfamilyrocks.org/img/abby6.jpg

I love this picture the best. Oh my goodness! has she gained more weight?

[Sage Ninja]

don't you just love the way new born babies have no eye brows or eyelashes.

[Shell Shocked]

Congratulations! I just became a dad of a baby girl myself on September 1st.

[discordiatookie]

Congratulations! Man, I was reading down the posts and was like - Abernathy! That's what the chick from Death Proof is called! Then, rolled down like two posts and you revealed it. Why I remembered the name? Because its a lovely name. Gorgeous pics too - congratulations.

[Master Splinter]

Fellow Dromers,

Today I had a scare of a lifetime. My wife and baby had just dropped me off from work and not even a half mile down the road my wife lost control of our truck and she flipped it. The truck went into a field and landed on all fours... My wife called me right after it happened letting me know that her and Abby were both okay. I have got to say that someone or something came and protected my two girls. If you seen what this truck looked like afterwards you would be so surprised to hear that Abby was laughing and giggling as mommy was checking to make sure she was okay... She did get a nice raspberry by her eye but all the doctors at the ER said that she was okay and all set to go home.

I don't post much personal stuff but I figured I would get some thoughts out and post this... Thank you to whatever protected my family, my day could have turned out to be a lot different.

-ms

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5305/img00429.jpg
Abby's boo-boo

[Jo Dawn]

I am glad to hear that everyone was ok. My heart started racing just reading about it. Your family had some angels with them that day, that's for sure. So blessed that she just got that wee boo boo. She looks like she's making a boo boo face in that picture!

I have to say it again, though... Your daughter is adorable.

[Jester]

That is totally providence. Glad to hear mommy and baby are ok, if only a little shaken.

[Scumbug_Rob]

Jesus man i ahve a daughter and Im lucky i only have to imagine what you must have gone through. Best wishes and I glad everyones alright.

[deadpoolRKO]

That had to be scary. I'm glad everythings okay. you're daughter's so cute.

[Master Splinter]

http://mutantooze.org/Abs-TMNT.jpg

Thanks to deadpoolRKO for finding the link to the onesie!

-ms

[deadpoolRKO]

aww that's too cute. :) you're welcome man.

[Machias Banshee]

CUTE!! That's a picture to share with the future potential boyfriends when she's older... :lol:

[Powder]

D'AWWWWW. Hahahaha! Adorable, dude.

[TheCanadiandrome]

rofl! too cute!

[NameGoesHere1066]

http://mutantooze.org/Abs-TMNT.jpg

Thanks to deadpoolRKO for finding the link to the onesie!

-ms

dude you are the coolest daddy ever!

[Master Splinter]

Thanks everyone for the kind words! She really digs her TMNT outfit... I got a poster framed and hanging in her room with the fearless four and she usually stares at it for a long time and we both watched TMNT II just the other day but she fell asleep near the end (it had been a long day) so she missed the whole Ninja Rap...

-ms

[Master Splinter]

The little sprout was wearing her TMNT outfit today... I snapped this pic as she was chewing on her binki like its a dog biscuit... She does this often...

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9306/img00503i.jpg

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9311/img00501a.jpg

-ms

[TheCanadiandrome]

rofl! too cute MS!

[Machias Banshee]

AH! The cute Pudginess!! :tlove:

[BubblyShell22]

Aww, Abby looks so cute. And I'm glad you're getting her into TMNT. When she's older she can visit these boards with her dad.

[deadpoolRKO]

lol that's awesome.


i hope next year we see a pic of her watching the new show

[Master Splinter]

lol that's awesome.


i hope next year we see a pic of her watching the new show

She fell asleep last night after 2 episodes of the original toon. She gets real excited during the intro and through-out the show when the turtles music comes on...

She actually laughed out loud when Shredder slammed his fist and yelled something about "meddlesome turtles!"

-ms

[deadpoolRKO]

lol , awesome.

Already getting a good sense of humor

[BubblyShell22]

That's awesome, Sensei. We need more Turtle fans in this generation.

[TheCanadiandrome]

She fell asleep last night after 2 episodes of the original toon. She gets real excited during the intro and through-out the show when the turtles music comes on...

She actually laughed out loud when Shredder slammed his fist and yelled something about "meddlesome turtles!"

-ms

rofl! too funny :tlol:

[IamtheNorm]

This is kinda of related, I found out the other day that we are going to be having a girl on August 29th 2011. Our first one after three boys.

[Master Splinter]

This is kinda of related, I found out the other day that we are going to be having a girl on August 29th 2011. Our first one after three boys.

Congrats! Any names picked out?

-ms

[IamtheNorm]

Nope not yet, but we are going to stick with a comic theme. Since that's what we did for our last three.

[Master Splinter]

Nope not yet, but we are going to stick with a comic theme. Since that's what we did for our last three.

Mind I ask what you picked for the boys?

-ms

[IamtheNorm]

Logan Michael, Jonathan Ross, and Braden Alexander

[Machias Banshee]

Aw, Congrats on the new baby! :) Poor girl's gonna have FOUR guys buying shotguns.. :lol:

[TheCanadiandrome]

This is kinda of related, I found out the other day that we are going to be having a girl on August 29th 2011. Our first one after three boys.

congrats dude :tcool:

[Master Splinter]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5664/abbytmnthat2011.jpg

-ms

[Jester]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5664/abbytmnthat2011.jpg

-ms
AAAaaaHHHHhhhhh...Sooooo cute!

[Machias Banshee]

Gah... this thread is gonna make me diabetic. :P She is just too adorable!

[Master Splinter]

AAAaaaHHHHhhhhh...Sooooo cute!

Gah... this thread is gonna make me diabetic. :P She is just too adorable!

Haha thanks!

Here is another one... We took her out back swinging for her first time today and she loved it!

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3934/20904818483919242651074.jpg

She's still a little too small for the swing so we put a blanket in there for more support...8)

-ms

[Jester]

STOP!! Can't take the cuteness!!

[Machias Banshee]

She's got a face like a cabbage patch doll.. :tlove:

[BubblyShell22]

Awww, so cute!

[deadpoolRKO]

your baby is adorable.

your editing is awesome.

[discordiatookie]

So sweet man, what a cutie!

[TheCanadiandrome]

ahhhh!!! i'm dying from all the uber-cuteness!!! :P :P :D

MS she's too cute for words

[Sage Ninja]

oh my goodness I think I just spent over five minutes easy just cooing and gushing over your little girl! I love babies!

[Master Splinter]

oh my goodness I think I just spent over five minutes easy just cooing and gushing over your little girl! I love babies!

So it's been what, 5 months since the last pic update... Well here ya go! She is now 12 months and 13 days old... I didn't even know we had this old school Leonardo shirt, it was in a box of baby clothes we had stashed away for when she could fit into them... I think I am more excited than she is about finding it, however she was screaming at the top of her lungs while I took this pic...

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/7631/img00670.jpg

-ms

[TheCanadiandrome]

oh...she's too cute! and alreay a year old

[BubblyShell22]

Wow. I'd be screaming too if I wore that shirt, since I'm a Leo fan. Awesome. And, my, how time does fly. She's already a year old. So cute!

[Mr. Stay Puft]

Logan Michael, Jonathan Ross, and Braden Alexander

So glad I'm not the only one. I went with Logan and Parker for my two boys.

[Master Splinter]

So it has been a while since I have updated this thread so I figure I would first start off by posting a recent picture of my daughter Abernathy chasing me in her princess car and light saber...

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3165/ke89.jpg

And I might as well finish the post by saying that baby number two will here in March! My wife and I are very excited. I will keep y'all posted as I find out more info in the coming weeks.

I guess it's time to reload the shotgun!

-ms

[BubblyShell22]

Aww, Abby is so cute. And congrats on expecting baby number two. Another girl, eh? Yep, time to reload that shotgun.

[snake]

Awwwwww. That's cute :tgrin:

[zkarlette]

That picture is Awesome! Abby is super cute! Congratulations on baby number two!:D

[Sage Ninja]

she looks super serious wielding that light saber. Better watch out.

[NinjaMan]

Being a parent is such an awesome feeling. I wouldn't trade my little one for anything.

[TheCanadiandrome]

Great stuff MS! She's too cute