The Quote/Conversation Game

[Slap-Happy]

Rules:
The first person says a quote from a movie, tv show, literature, songs or other multimedia. Then, the next person posts a quote that could be another person's reply to the above quote.

Alright, let's get started.

"The jazz flute is for little fairy boys."

[Mutated Turtle]

"The jazz flute is for little fairy boys."
"And it fries the lumpia,but only when it's dry."