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heretic888
04-01-2003, 02:28 PM
I heard this one on the Simpsons.

"I only wish God were alive to see this."
- Homer Simpson
Nickokapo
04-01-2003, 02:30 PM
"Arrowed!"
- Strongbad
Tokka-B
04-01-2003, 02:31 PM
That's Homer for you...love that guy... :lol:
The Defibrillator
04-01-2003, 03:10 PM
"and my personal favorite,... the DOUBLE DEUCE!"
--Strongbadhttp://rescomp.stanford.edu/dorms/stern/twain/images/strongbad.jpg
Sparvid
04-01-2003, 03:29 PM
My new sig!

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Anarchistguy
04-01-2003, 04:49 PM
"I'm too old for this s***!!"
- Sereant Roger Murtaugh from Leathal Weapon
"FREE SOUTH AFRICA, YOU DUMB SON OF A B****"
- Sereant Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon 2
"Riggs, you crazy son of a b****!!"
- Sereant Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon 3
Karpo_007
04-01-2003, 04:54 PM
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

Batman, 1966
Leo656
04-01-2003, 04:58 PM
"If you had pulled that sh*t with me, waving your piece around on the lane, I would take it from you, put it to your head and pull the f*cking trigger until it goes 'click'."

"Jesus....."

"You said it, mang... NOBODY f*cks with the Jesus!"

--from "The Big Lebowski"
Raven
04-01-2003, 05:00 PM
look at mi signture
I made it up!
The Defibrillator
04-01-2003, 05:05 PM
wow, you are creative, major

the question is, are you telling the truth?

"Fly, you fools!"
--Gandalf
Nturtle
04-01-2003, 05:15 PM
"I Garland will knock you all down!" :lol:
-Garland from FF1
J Legault
04-01-2003, 05:19 PM
Snively-"The Hedgehog was here"
Robotnik-" Was?, WHEN!!!"
Snively-"Last night, Sir"
Robotnik-" and your telling me this, Now !?!"

Episode 24:Drood Henge from SatAM Sonic
Voltron
04-01-2003, 05:26 PM
"Do.......or do not.....there is no try."
Raven
04-01-2003, 05:30 PM
wow, you are creative, major

the question is, are you telling the truth?

"Fly, you fools!"
--Gandalf

ya I made up I came up with the idea off a book I was forced to read
called holes
Greed
04-01-2003, 05:31 PM
"Screw you guys I'm goin' home" - Eric Cartman
(The Best)
XERO
04-01-2003, 10:14 PM
"Chaos Control!!!"-Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2
kyabetsu
04-02-2003, 04:37 AM
"Certain things have to happen before other things. Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get all the pieces on the board, and look all over the place for the dice...

It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and 'Acme Dynamite Company' written on the side. It's more interesting and it doesn't take so long."

---SOUL MUSIC by Terry Pratchett
J Legault
04-02-2003, 08:22 AM
Saki: Fantansy!?!, Was it Fantasy that destroyed your Mouser Bots Dr. Stockman!

Saki: Was it Fantasy that stole the Sword of Tensu, Hun!

The Way of Invisiblity
cqb101
04-02-2003, 05:50 PM
Check my sig!
Nickokapo
04-03-2003, 03:33 PM
"How are you gentlemen?" -Cats
Mars-Chan
04-03-2003, 03:48 PM
"Quick impression for you...Caw! Caw! Bnag! F****! I'm Dead!"
Top Dollar in "The Crow"
Got to love that movie. :evilgrin: :D
Leo656
04-03-2003, 04:02 PM
"Guns don't kill people... *I* kill people!"
--"Loose Cannon" Brian Pillman
Raven
04-03-2003, 04:07 PM
live from new york its
saterday night!
persephohi
04-03-2003, 04:25 PM
“Happiness is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.”

Someone's sig I pulled off another board. Thought it was pretty funny.

Edit: These guys have too many for me to list, but check out Tom Stoppard (http://www.quotegeek.com/Literature/Stoppard_Tom/Rosencrantz_%26_Guildenstern_Are_Dead/), Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, too. ;)

--Bevin
Knuckles
04-03-2003, 05:06 PM
"The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd!"--Lord Edmund Blackadder, from an episode of Blackadder II.

"Hey Big Bird--ready for the counting game? Count the shells, Suck-a-duck!"--Jay, from Dogma.

"I'm Batman."--Batman, from Batman.
J Legault
04-04-2003, 08:28 AM
Eddy(in the TV): Uh...We use new Stench Away Deodarant, Keeps me Fresh and Clean.

Lee(making a commit): That stuff ruin my clothes.

Home Cook Ed, from Ed,Edd, & Eddy
J Legault
04-04-2003, 10:22 PM
Homer: Get in, I got CANdy...
J Legault
04-05-2003, 02:04 PM
Sonic: OPEN UP THIS CELL, OR I"LL RIP OUT YOUR ELECTRONIC BRAIN!!

From Sonic & Sally,SatAM Sonic
J Legault
04-05-2003, 09:31 PM
Ed: Like a Sponge, Thirsty I am!

Key to My Ed; Ed,Edd,& Eddy
Leo656
04-05-2003, 10:47 PM
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

--"Rowdy" Roddy Piper, "They Live"