Voltron
04-02-2003, 09:22 PM
Someone threatened to kill me today! I was so astonished! It was this little boy in my school who sits with me at lunch. He blamed ME of all people for ruining his life. He wrote in a list of "Things to do" KILL VOLTRON. (name changed because Heaven knows some of you want me dead too.) So now I am going to pull a joke on him and make him think I'm pressing charges. This kid also tried to blackmail me last year, and he called me an idiot. I think retribution is in order. DEATH! ME! wow.....I always thought I capitivated hearts world wide! *sniff*
Why he wants to kill me? Heheheheh, here it goes.
In fifth grade he stole my potato chips on a field trip. Of course, I was pissed so I told him that a pigeon sneezed in them, and he had only three hours to live because he contracted a disease. he didn't buy into it; but when later verifyed by the chaperone that pigeons were disease bags, he puked the whole bag up in a court yard. Then he started asking old people how they were able to deal with death so close to them.
Seventh Grade we told him that Mayonaisse was the essence of life. If you did not have a healthy diet of mayo, your immune system would fail, and you would die. Well, sure enough he ate a pile of mayo for a week afterwards. Boy, was he pissed.
Ninth Grade he burst through the doors at school and started mocking "the gang" for being poor. He said that his mother won the lottery and that he had it made from then on. We asked him how much she won, and he said $23.40. Needless to say we laughed our asses off till our stomachs hurt. Through out the day we asked him if we could borrow some money seeing how he was rich. That really pissed him off.
In Eleventh Grade he stole another prank I was pulling on some pervert in school who was obsessed with breasts. He was going to "Blackmail" me; or so he said. Because it turns out that when I asked him what he wanted as a ransom, he asked "Why would I want a anything? I'm blackmailing you." Of course then one of his friends was so overwhelmed by this boys stupidity he threw him in a trash can and took the information and returned it to me.
Now, take into consideration that this boy is a total asshole. He struts around like his crap doesn't smell. In his mind, his only equal is God. I make fun of him because someone needs to throw this kid from his pedestal. I mean, seriously, what would you do?
Why he wants to kill me? Heheheheh, here it goes.
In fifth grade he stole my potato chips on a field trip. Of course, I was pissed so I told him that a pigeon sneezed in them, and he had only three hours to live because he contracted a disease. he didn't buy into it; but when later verifyed by the chaperone that pigeons were disease bags, he puked the whole bag up in a court yard. Then he started asking old people how they were able to deal with death so close to them.
Seventh Grade we told him that Mayonaisse was the essence of life. If you did not have a healthy diet of mayo, your immune system would fail, and you would die. Well, sure enough he ate a pile of mayo for a week afterwards. Boy, was he pissed.
Ninth Grade he burst through the doors at school and started mocking "the gang" for being poor. He said that his mother won the lottery and that he had it made from then on. We asked him how much she won, and he said $23.40. Needless to say we laughed our asses off till our stomachs hurt. Through out the day we asked him if we could borrow some money seeing how he was rich. That really pissed him off.
In Eleventh Grade he stole another prank I was pulling on some pervert in school who was obsessed with breasts. He was going to "Blackmail" me; or so he said. Because it turns out that when I asked him what he wanted as a ransom, he asked "Why would I want a anything? I'm blackmailing you." Of course then one of his friends was so overwhelmed by this boys stupidity he threw him in a trash can and took the information and returned it to me.
Now, take into consideration that this boy is a total asshole. He struts around like his crap doesn't smell. In his mind, his only equal is God. I make fun of him because someone needs to throw this kid from his pedestal. I mean, seriously, what would you do?