the snozberries taste like snozberries and other movie quotes

[Master Splinter]

Got a favorite movie quote? Post it here for all to enjoy.8)

"The snozberries taste like snozberries." - Willy Wonka (Charlie and The Chocolate Factory"

-ms

[BentonGrey]

You know, I actually find myself using that quote far more often than you might ever think possible....odd....

Gosh...I love movie quotes...it's sorta' hard to choose one....hmm....

How about "One shall stand....one shall fall." - Optimus Prime (Transformers the Moive, the real one, of course)

[turkishproverb]

"These shoes. They fit perfectly!" -The Doctor (Doctor Who: THE TVM)

[Cowabunga Kiefer]

"You ain't cool unless, you pee your pants." -Billy Madison

"They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me...*pause*.....Oh My Gooooood!!!" -Troll 2

"Flash, I know you're fighting for your life, but the world's gonna end in 15 hours!" -Dale, from Flash Gordon (AH AAAH!!!)

Thank the lord somebody started THIS thread!!! :)

[Slap-Happy]

"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that?"

"Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?"

Ron : "You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Ed : "Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?"

"I wanna be on you... I wanna be on you."

"Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."

[Master Splinter]

Troll 2


Critically the best worst movie ever!!!

"A double decker bologna sandwhich!" - Troll 2

[Voidoid]

"She's a real carpenter's dream: flat as a board and easy to screw!"

"What's a ZJ?" "If you have to ask big man.....you can't afford it"

[Cowabunga Kiefer]

Critically the best worst movie ever!!!

"A double decker bologna sandwhich!" - Troll 2
"You see these signs?......You know what it means?......Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality. I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!" -(more) Troll 2

"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bull s***, I did not hit her, I did NOOOOT.....Oh, hi Mark!" -The Room

[Guitar_Raph]

Other Willy Wonka quotes...

VERUCA: I wanna Oompa Loompa now!
VIOLET: Can it you NIT

VERUCA: Hey she's got two, I want another.
VIOLET: Stop squawking you TWIT!

CHARLIE: Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka?
GRANDPA JOE: Because Charlie, she's a NIT-TWIT (Nitwit)!

[shuriken]

Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausage?-Freddy Got Fingered

Now on to a more practical question. Are we doing Stonehedge tommarow night?- Spinal Tap

If you gotta go. Go with a smile.- Batman (89)

[Master Splinter]

"YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" - Carl Lee Haley from A Time to Kill

[Cipher]

"I did nawt hit her, I did nawt. Oh hai Mark." - The Room

[Cowabunga Kiefer]

"I did nawt hit her, I did nawt. Oh hai Mark." - The Room
One of my favorite cult classics, can't wait till they show it at the local theater.

"Thank You Boob Lady!"

"Marge: I still wish your father was here...
Bart: Yeah....his big fat butt could shield us all."

"Just throw the god**** bomb!!!"

-The Simpsons Movie

[Slap-Happy]

"I'm gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey!"

"I like to think of Jesus as a mischevious badger."

"Shake and bake!"
"What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!"
"Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?"

"I wet my bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that."

"So when you say pshycomatic, you mean he could start a fire with his thoughts?"

"Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you don't chew Big Red, then f*ck you."

All from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

[Guitar_Raph]

Favorite Wizard of Oz quotes...

"A Twister, it's a twister!"

DOROTHY: I'm frightened Auntie Em. Come back, come back!
WITCH: Auntie Em, Auntie Em come back! I'll give you Auntie Em my pretty! (Cackling)

WITCH: I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too! (CACKLING)

or how Betty White said it on the tv series, Complete Savages...

"I'm comin for ya Savage! And your little dog too!"

[Jester]

"There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."
- Nigel Tufnel This Is Spinal Tap

[Voidoid]

"What would you do if you had a million dollars? " "I'll tell ya what I'd do man........two chix at the same time , man!"

"That no talent ass clown got famous and started winning grammys"

"****in' A' man!"

[Leo656]

Masters of the Universe is one of the most quotable movies ever... mostly because of Skeletor... :evilgrin:


Skeletor: I am not in a giving vein this day.

Skeletor: Tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil?

Skeletor: The people of Eternia will see you kneel before me, JUST before you die!
He-Man: I'll NEVER kneel to you!
Skeletor: YES you will! YES you will! Or I shall wreak unforgettable harm upon you!

Skeletor: The Alpha... and the Omega... death and rebirth... and as you die, so will I be reborn!

Skeletor: People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am MASTER of the Universe! YES! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! And I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD! Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!

Skeletor: I ache to SMASH YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE! To DRIVE your cursed face FROM MY MEMORIES FOREVER!
He-Man: Enough talk!
Skeletor: YES! Let this be our final battle!

Teela: Don't say goodbye. Say Good Journey.
Man-At-Arms: It is an old Eternian saying. Live the journey, for every destination is but a doorway to another.


They just don't write dialogue like that no more.

[XERO]

From Dumb amd Dumber.

Lloyd: "You're it."
Harry: "You're it."
Lloyd: "You're it, quitsies!"
Harry: "Anti-quitsies! You're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!"
Lloyd: "No, you can't do that!"
Harry: "Can to!"
Lloyd: "Cannot, stamp it!"
Harry: "Can to, double-stamp it, no erasies!"
Lloyd: "Cannot, triple-stamp it, no erasies, TOUCH BLUE, MAKE IT TRUE!!"
Harry: "No, you can't triple-stamp a double-stamp, Lloyd! You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!!"
Lloyd: "La-la-la, la-la-la-la, la la la la laaa laaa LAAA LAAA LAAAAA LALALALA LAAAAAAA!"
Harry: "LLOYD!! LLOOOOYYYYD!"

[Shred87]

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon.

Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!

[man and woman walk by]
Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.

[XERO]

It's ON!

Harry: "I can't feel my fi-fingers anymore, Lloyd. T-th-they're numb!"
Lloyd: "Ooh. Maybe you should wear these extra gloves... my hands are starting to get sweaty."
Harry: "Extra gloves? You've had...this pair...of extra gloves...this whole time??"
Lloyd: "Yeah! We're in the Rockies."
Harry: "... I'm going to kill you."
Lloyd: *chuckles* "...What?"
Harry: "I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you, Lloyd!"
Lloyd: "Calm down, Harry!"
Harry: "Oh, no! I'm gonna kill you!"
Lloyd: "Harry, you've got that crazy look in your eye!" *wields a log*
Harry: *chuckling goofily* "I know what I'm gonna do..." *walks to the briefcase*
Lloyd: "What are you doing!?"
Harry: *grabs the briefcase* "I'm gonna do something I should've done a long time ago."
Lloyd: "Aah! Don't do anything foolish, Harry!"
Harry: "'Foolish'? This isn't foolish, I'm gonna toss this damn curse RIGHT INTO THAT DAMN POND!" *he and Lloyd go through a struggle*
Lloyd: "No!"
Harry: "I'm gonna do it!" *throws the briefcase, but it lands somewhere off-screen*
(Harry grabs Lloyd and starts strangling him)
Lloyd: "EEEK! HARRY! YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!"

[Master Splinter]

Dumb and Dumber is one of the best!

"I got worms..." - Lloyd Christmas

[Cowabunga Kiefer]

"Aim for the bushes?" *nods* *jumps*

"Mark: What kind of police car is this?
Will: It's my car, and it's a Prius.
Mark: Oh okay, cause I could've sworn I was just riding in a vagina!"

"Gator's bitches better be wearing them jimmies!!!"

-The Other Guys (there are plenty more to go around)

[Leo656]

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!" - Dante from "Clerks"

That one works great on random people in everyday life. :lol:

[XERO]

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!" - Dante from "Clerks"

That one works great on random people in everyday life. :lol:

I'll raise ya. :lol:

From Clerks II

Dante: "You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?"
Randal: "No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized d*ck."

[Leo656]

LMAO! :lol: Throwing down the Kevin Smith gauntlet this early, eh?

This one's just for you, Ben:

"PORCH MONKEY FOR LIFE?!?!"
"Nah, it's okay, I'm taking it back!"

8)

[XERO]

HAHAHAHA!! Asshole! :lol:

Randal: "You can't get a chick, ya mook. You're too weird and sad."
Elias: (gets angry) "I turn down chicks left and right."
Randal: "Your chicks *are* your left and right!"

[Master Splinter]

HAHAHAHA!! Asshole! :lol:

Randal: "You can't get a chick, ya mook. You're too weird and sad."
Elias: (gets angry) "I turn down chicks left and right."
Randal: "Your chicks *are* your left and right!"

You never go ass to mouth...

-ms

[Jester]

Hate to break up the Kevin Smith love....I guess I could try something.
Here we go:
Randal Graves: [laughing] I made fun of "Lord of the Rings" so hard, it made some supergeek puke all over the counter. Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can have Elias clean it up?

Here's one you might know....
Criswell: Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?

[Jo Dawn]

Hahahaha, oh Kevin Smith. I love him. Where's my brother, he loves all these movies.


Hate to break up the Kevin Smith love....I guess I could try something.
Here we go:
Randal Graves: [laughing] I made fun of "Lord of the Rings" so hard, it made some supergeek puke all over the counter. Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can have Elias clean it up?



That part where Randall did that bit still cracks me up.

[Master Splinter]

"A wise guy's always right even when he's wrong, he's right. " - Lefty (Al Pacino) in Donnie Brasco

-ms

[Jester]

To fit the thread, and what I'm doing:
"IT'S ALIVE!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!"

and now to the real reason for the Necro-post:
"Roads? Where were going we don't need roads."

[zkarlette]

Back to the future:P

"Alright boys night out, let's go!"

Billy madison