Random Wrestling talk.. Was: anybody see SmackDown! tonight?

[GK Punk]

I just have one thing to say about it if you did... sable... now I have a follow up to that word, why....

I think vince has lost his mind...

[That Matt Guy]

First Ric Flair and Hogan, then Bischoff, now Goldberg and Sable. :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: It's only a matter of time before La Parka and Norman Smiley show up.

[GK Punk]

First Ric Flair and Hogan, then Bischoff, now Goldberg and Sable. :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: It's only a matter of time before La Parka and Norman Smiley show up.

:lol: Hey, La Parka = Ratings!!

*dances on chair

[R-iZZy]

*drops dead*

Thanks for spoiling it for me. My town doesn't have UPN... so we have to watch it on CBS at 4:00 PM on Fridays... but someone else told me. And they said the Diesel will return on Monday Night RAW... I have my sources... and these sources have been 95% accurate so far!

Oh... and SABLE!!! YAY!!! But Vince has lost it for sure...

[GK Punk]

*drops dead*

Thanks for spoiling it for me. My town doesn't have UPN... so we have to watch it on CBS at 4:00 PM on Fridays... but someone else told me. And they said the Diesel will return on Monday Night RAW... I have my sources... and these sources have been 95% accurate so far!

Oh... and SABLE!!! YAY!!! But Vince has lost it for sure...

Yeah, I heard about Diesel a while back, I've been waiting and waiting and waiting, but I hear he'll be on monday....

Didn't mean to ruin it for ya, I figured everyone had seen by now :|

[Shellfox]

So if Sables back is Marc Mero (her husband) going to show up? Now all we need is to bring back Chyna and Jeff Jaret and the gates of hell will open up

[GK Punk]

So if Sables back is Marc Mero (her husband) going to show up? Now all we need is to bring back Chyna and Jeff Jaret and the gates of hell will open up

:lol:
I wouldn't mind see Double J back, but sable, chyna and mero need to go away... for good...

[That Matt Guy]

Actually the gates of Hell would open up if they brought Lex Luger back :dead: I wonder how long it will take before Sting sells his soul to Vinnie Mac and joins the line up of has beens.

[Leo656]

I think the gates of Hell already opened when Piper showed up. I think that with Goldberg and Sable it's just starting to snow a little bit down there.

And I'd like Mero if he was Johhny B. Badd again. I always liked the "Kiss That Dont Miss" :lol:

As for Smackdown, alls I can say is "Steph's legs! :o "

[XERO]

Isn't Marc Mero dead? :|

[That Matt Guy]

Remember that wrestler that was supposed to be a vampire?

[beaker]

Wheee, the WWE continues on its spiral toward embarassing unwatchable crud. At this rapid acceleration rate, we'll be seeing hearing good ol JR saying "OMG! Doin is back! This is gonna be a slobber knocker!"

Is it me or is the WWE slowly starting to edge toward that embarassing 1993-1995 era everyone hated?

[That Matt Guy]

Embarassing 1993-1995 era? Hmm, wrestling has always been embarassing...

[Duke]

Norman Smiley show up.
SMILEY OWNS

[Leo656]

I'd pop for the Big Wiggle :lol:

[GK Punk]

Wheee, the WWE continues on its spiral toward embarassing unwatchable crud. At this rapid acceleration rate, we'll be seeing hearing good ol JR saying "OMG! Doin is back! This is gonna be a slobber knocker!"

Is it me or is the WWE slowly starting to edge toward that embarassing 1993-1995 era everyone hated?

Well any real wrestling fan knows that the buisness goes in cycles every 10 or so years, it's going to be tolerable for a few years, then slowly start getting better around 2006 then around 2008 it's going to be huge again, it's been doing that scince the 80's

[That Matt Guy]

I wonder when the WWE will bring in Tony Schivonnie and Bobby Heenan to do commentary for Raw...

[GK Punk]

I wonder when the WWE will bring in Tony Schivonnie and Bobby Heenan to do commentary for Raw...

Considering Bobby Heenan's mouth cancer and the fact he can barely talk because of it, Not anytime soon...

But Hey, Kevin Diesel Nash was on RAW, that one is a Return Im cool with

[That Matt Guy]

Considering Bobby Heenan's mouth cancer and the fact he can barely talk because of it, Not anytime soon...

Ouch.. poor guy, but the less of him the better.

[GK Punk]

Considering Bobby Heenan's mouth cancer and the fact he can barely talk because of it, Not anytime soon...

Ouch.. poor guy, but the less of him the better.

WWE is bringing in a few to many old big names, mostly Sable and even though back in his day Bobby Heenan was great, I don't want to see him or skee-a-vone(Schivonnie) on TV anytime soon.

Im cool with Goldberg and Nash being back, but I have a feeling that this is going to be the last big run for several big names like Undertaker, SCSA, Nash etc.. Goldberg has only been around scince '98 so he still has a bit of a future left

[That Matt Guy]

Yeah a lot of their big names should retire, especially Ric Flair and the Undertaker, and even Goldust; he has been around since like 96 or 97.

[GK Punk]

Yeah a lot of their big names should retire, especially Ric Flair and the Undertaker, and even Goldust; he has been around since like 96 or 97.

Undertaker is hinting at Retirement last I heard, he should, I'd miss him but he's had a good run... time to make way for some of the newer guys.

Goldust as Goldust has been around scince '95 actually... before that he was in WCW as Dustin Rhodes, so he's been around a LONG Time... they need to do something with him, or he needs to call it quits, i totally agree.

I am just glad Ric Flair RARELY wrestles anymore.. now if we can do something with the "rarely" part and make it never, he can stay on as a manager...nothing more....

[Leo656]

Undertaker's been "hinting at retirement" for like four years now. He aint gonna retire until a *real* undertaker is putting his damn coffin in the dirt. And even then, Vince would probably find a loophole if he thought he could make a few more dollars. :lol:

Regardless, the guy in my avatar makes 'Taker wet his pants. VIVA LE NASH!

[GK Punk]

Undertaker's been "hinting at retirement" for like four years now. He aint gonna retire until a *real* undertaker is putting his damn coffin in the dirt. And even then, Vince would probably find a loophole if he thought he could make a few more dollars. :lol:

Regardless, the guy in my avatar makes 'Taker wet his pants. VIVA LE NASH!

lol you know I will never forget Wrestlemania 12 when Diesel and Undertaker fought over who gets the next title shot, Undertaker wins, Diesel gets the title shot :o
That made no sense, but next thing you know, The NWO was formed

[Leo656]

Yup. Further proof that Nash is God.

I mean, look at the facts... he went from being drafted right after Magic Johnson in hoops, to being SuperShredder, then shaving his hair into a mohawk as Master Blaster Steel, then growing it back and spraypainting it silver as "The Great and Powerful Oz", then wearing a pink tuxedo as "Vinnie Vegas" and teaming with DDP, then jumping to the WWF as Diesel, JackKnifing that cocky b*tch Shawn Michaels through a table, then jumping to WCW and founding the nWo.

There are so many wonderful moments we've been privelaged to witness thanks to Kevin Nash. To list them all would require more pages than the New Testament, but it would probably be a lot more entertaining. Who could forget the time Nash tried to clobber HBK with Mad Dog Vachon's prosthetic leg? Or what about the time he chucked little Rey Misterio face-first into the side of a trailer like a lawn dart? Surely we all remember the single funniest moment in wrestling history, the infamous "Finger Poke of Doom" match between Nash and Hogan. And of course, the single most tragic event ever to occur in a ring during a match, Nash, in his first match back since taking three months off for a torn bicep, tears his quad in half while walking across the ring 5 seconds into the match.

What about the little things? Like the way he always puts people "in frame" before giving them a back elbow in the corner? Or the time back in 2000 when he apparently thought he was Sid Vicious and started Chokeslamming everyone in sight for reasons known only to him? Or what about how he'd bring a cardboard cutout of Scott Hall to the ring with him for an interview, and he would smile and crack wise despite the fact that the cutout got louder cheers than he did?

And let's not forget Nash's greatest contribution, the single funniest line in wrestling history:

"I think there's one thing that everybody is dying to know about Lex Luger... WHATTYA BENCH, LEX? WHATTYA BENCH?"

And through it all, he still has the most well-conditioned hair in wrestling.

Nash. GOD.

[GK Punk]

Wow, that is the single greatest pro-nash post I've EVER read... so many good points you brought up!! Althought, I always enjoyed when the NWO destroyed several WCW superstars on an edition of WCW Nitro, then followed it up by going to the announcers booth, to ask the eternal question: "How 'bout them outsiders, eh?"

BUY THE SHIRT, WE NEED THE MONEY!

[R-iZZy]

I didn't like how nWo destroyed everything in WCW. nWo recruited like every person they could find. There were so many damn members, they splitted into two groups! They should've just kept the original three founders of nWo and kept it that way!

[GK Punk]

I didn't like how nWo destroyed everything in WCW. nWo recruited like every person they could find. There were so many damn members, they splitted into two groups! They should've just kept the original three founders of nWo and kept it that way!

I thought it was ok for awhile, then it just went on too long.

[Leo656]

At least it gave guys like Scott Norton, Brian Adams and Curt Hennig a purpose in WCW.

But not guys like Konnan. Konnan go Hell.

The Wolfpac did suck, but the nWo Elite, that was awesome... for the whole 5 minutes it was around. The nWo Silver with Nash, Hall, Steiner, Bret and Jarrett had promise, but Russo of course is an idjit, and the payoff to that angle was Nash getting hit by Jarrett's guitar and thinking he was Commissioner Gordon.

(Sigh) Poor Kevin. If he had any pride that might have embarrassed him.

[That Matt Guy]

At least it gave guys like Scott Norton, Brian Adams and Curt Hennig a purpose in WCW.

But not guys like Konnan. Konnan go Hell.

:lol: Remember when Konnan recorded those rap songs? God he sucked. I also remember they had "nWo Japan", which also sucked.

[That Matt Guy]

http://kittie.onlinecomics.biz/hallavatar.jpg

God. Why aren't there any avatars of nWo members like Vincent and the Disciple?

[GK Punk]

http://kittie.onlinecomics.biz/hallavatar.jpg

God. Why aren't there any avatars of nWo members like Vincent and the Disciple?

lol, because in our little world, they don't exsist...

[Leo656]

I liked nWo Japan. They sucked in WCW, but did you know that they were a FEARED facton in New Japan Pro Wrestling? Norton, nWo Sting, Michael Wallstreet, Brian Adams, Masa Chono, Tenzan, Great Muta, Masa Saito and Big Titan ran roughshod over everyone for a long, long time over there.

DID YOU KNOW:

Before he was in WCW/nWo Japan as "Big Titan", Rick Bogner was in the WWF as... "The New" Razor Ramon!

Therefore, at one point the New World Order not only had the real Razor Ramon, but the fake one as well.

nWo Japan also had a lot of awesome, awesome theme music. They released a CD of it in Japan but it's out of print now. I downloaded a lot of the songs and they're really great.

And Disciple kicked ass. Beefcake was never more ripped than he was then, even if his beard was ridiculous.

[Machias Banshee]

*likes HHH, even though her TV personality doesnt* :D

[GK Punk]

*likes HHH, even though her TV personality doesnt* :D

shhh Im a Triple H fan myself.. just don't tell leo656

[That Matt Guy]

I remember a Nitro when some people from nWo Japan wrestled in a few matches. One of the guys had a bag over his head for some reason.

[Machias Banshee]

lol, me and HHH both come from the same state o' New Hampsha! :D gotta love the hometown heroes...


*adds them to list, along with Eastman and Laird*

:D

[Duke]

I wish they would bring back Mic Foley. Then i'd start watching wrestling again. Dude Love, Cactus Jack, and Mankind all owned.

[GK Punk]

I wish they would bring back Mic Foley. Then i'd start watching wrestling again. Dude Love, Cactus Jack, and Mankind all owned.

That guy diserves his retirement, he earned it!

[Leo656]

I forgot one of my all-time favorite Nash moments, the night after he won the WCW Commissioner role from Tery Funk at Souled Out 2001. He and his constituents came out and he made a long, passionate speech about how the nWo was finally in control and how things were gonna change.

Highlights:

"Make no mistake, I am 100% in control. Hey, wait a minute... I feel like OZ up here!"

"It's no secret that there's a lot of controlled substances backstage here in WCW, and that's gonna change. Right now, we have dogs backstage going through every single wrestler's locker. That's right, we're searching the lockers, and we are going to confiscate EACH and EVERY bottle of VIAGARA that we find! (points towards the ring at Luger) That means YOU, Lex!"

God that was great.

[GK Punk]

I forgot one of my all-time favorite Nash moments, the night after he won the WCW Commissioner role from Tery Funk at Souled Out 2001. He and his constituents came out and he made a long, passionate speech about how the nWo was finally in control and how things were gonna change.

Highlights:

"Make no mistake, I am 100% in control. Hey, wait a minute... I feel like OZ up here!"

"It's no secret that there's a lot of controlled substances backstage here in WCW, and that's gonna change. Right now, we have dogs backstage going through every single wrestler's locker. That's right, we're searching the lockers, and we are going to confiscate EACH and EVERY bottle of VIAGARA that we find! (points towards the ring at Luger) That means YOU, Lex!"

God that was great.

I liked that confused/embaressed look on Lex's face when he said that

[Duke]

I wish they would bring back Mic Foley. Then i'd start watching wrestling again. Dude Love, Cactus Jack, and Mankind all owned.

That guy diserves his retirement, he earned it!True but the Foley still owns.

[Leo656]

Not to mention how Lex started shaking his head at the camera like "No, no no no noooo..."

[XERO]

I was more of a WWF fan.

Now I regret it! :x :cry: :x :cry: :x

[GK Punk]

I was more of a WWF fan.

Now I regret it! :x :cry: :x :cry: :x

I always liked Both, but there was a time there where WCW was ALOT better than WWF, ofcourse that managed to change

[Leo656]

That's why I loved WCW more. At times it was awful, especially near the end, but By God the nWo was responsible for some of the greatest stuff in wrestling history. No scripted promos, no bad acting, no lousy skits. Hogan and Nash had so much stroke that Bischoff would just give them a mic and say "You got 20 minutes, say whatever the hell you want." The result was, without question, some of the greatest comedy that wasn't intended to be comedy ever seen on a wrestling show.

Hogan and Nash having a "nWo Hollywood vs nWo Wolfpac" Mic Battle:

Nash: First things first... I'm not saying anything to you until you take your wife's sunglasses off!

(crowd laughs)

Hogan: Ok, I'll do that when you take off your sister's teddy that I saw you tryin' on in the back, brother!

(crowd laughs mixed with "oooooh"s)

Nash: Why you checkin' me out, big man?

Hogan: (shrugs) Cuz you're just too sweet!

(crowd dies with laughter as all seriousness has been sucked out of the interview for good)

[GK Punk]

That's why I loved WCW more. At times it was awful, especially near the end, but By God the nWo was responsible for some of the greatest stuff in wrestling history. No scripted promos, no bad acting, no lousy skits. Hogan and Nash had so much stroke that Bischoff would just give them a mic and say "You got 20 minutes, say whatever the hell you want." The result was, without question, some of the greatest comedy that wasn't intended to be comedy ever seen on a wrestling show.

Hogan and Nash having a "nWo Hollywood vs nWo Wolfpac" Mic Battle:

Nash: First things first... I'm not saying anything to you until you take your wife's sunglasses off!

(crowd laughs)

Hogan: Ok, I'll do that when you take off your sister's teddy that I saw you tryin' on in the back, brother!

(crowd laughs mixed with "oooooh"s)

Nash: Why you checkin' me out, big man?

Hogan: (shrugs) Cuz you're just too sweet!

(crowd dies with laughter as all seriousness has been sucked out of the interview for good)

I am laughing so hard I can barely type

[That Matt Guy]

I was also a bigger fan of WCW than the WWF; and Raven's Flock was cooler than the nWo.

[GK Punk]

I was also a bigger fan of WCW than the WWF; and Raven's Flock was cooler than the nWo.

Hell Raven's WCW group was even better than his ECW group. (They were called the Raven's Nest in ECW)

[Leo656]

I thought Chastity was hot, in a skanky kinda way.

Which reminds me, I gotta find those pics from that porno she was in :evilgrin:

[GK Punk]

I thought Chastity was hot, in a skanky kinda way.

Which reminds me, I gotta find those pics from that porno she was in :evilgrin:

Hey remember when Raven got Sandman's family to turn on him?

[Leo656]

That was genius. Even if watching a 6-year old cane his father while screaming "You're a drunk!" was a bit disturbing at the time. However, with the help of time and Scott Hall, I came to understand the truth:

Famous people only have problems so we normal people can laugh at them.

[GK Punk]

That was genius. Even if watching a 6-year old cane his father while screaming "You're a drunk!" was a bit disturbing at the time. However, with the help of time and Scott Hall, I came to understand the truth:

Famous people only have problems so we normal people can laugh at them.

Yeah really :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

I thought Chastity was hot, in a skanky kinda way.

Which reminds me, I gotta find those pics from that porno she was in :evilgrin:

She was in a porno? uggh :sick:

[Leo656]

Yeah, she was in one called "Live Bait" I believe it was. I think that fact cost her her job in WCW.

I saw pictures from it, they were actually pretty hot. I can't find them anymore though. Although if I wanted to it seems like someone is always selling the tape on Ebay.

[GK Punk]

Yeah, she was in one called "Live Bait" I believe it was. I think that fact cost her her job in WCW.

I saw pictures from it, they were actually pretty hot. I can't find them anymore though. Although if I wanted to it seems like someone is always selling the tape on Ebay.

I love how your posts always turn in to converstaions about women :lol:

[Leo656]

That's cuz I'm a smooth pimp who LOVES the... I'll stop before I get Warned. :lol:

[GK Punk]

That's cuz I'm a smooth pimp who LOVES the... I'll stop before I get Warned. :lol:

lol that's not a bad idea

[Leo656]

Think I could get away with just saying "Meow"?

[GK Punk]

Think I could get away with just saying "Meow"?

Hey I remember her, she was the cheerleader who used to be called Kimona... What was the rest of her name Leo? :P

[Leo656]

Oh yeah, I remember Leia Meow. She was hot. I think her old name was Kimona Wana-Laya. Why?

(thinks about it)

Oh...

[GK Punk]

lol Greatest wrestling name in history

[Leo656]

Well, to be fair, she didn't wrestle all that much. If she did, she woulda popped out fo' sho'. :o

[That Matt Guy]

Remember the Latino World Order?

[GK Punk]

Remember the Latino World Order?

Do I ever ^^
I had a friend who was a huge lWo fan, I made a desktop image for him... i wonder if he still has it

[Leo656]

How could I forget? Eddy kept his lWo music forever, hell they gave it to Chavo when he started wrestling in the WWE.

That was a little outta control, but I dig La Parka so it's all good.

[GK Punk]

How could I forget? Eddy kept his lWo music forever, hell they gave it to Chavo when he started wrestling in the WWE.

That was a little outta control, but I dig La Parka so it's all good.

He was the chairman for god's sake! He was cool

[That Matt Guy]

La Parka was great, but El Dandy was better, if you even remember that guy :lol:

[Leo656]

Hahaha... El Dandy and Silver King... the first wrestlers ever managed by Stacy Keibler, LOS FABULOSOS!

Dude I remember damn near every WCW jobber and Luchador from Roadblock and Horshu to Damien and Ciclope. I watched a LOT of wrestling in my day.

[That Matt Guy]

Do you remember that time that Chucky the Doll threatened Rick Steiner?

[GK Punk]

Hahaha... El Dandy and Silver King... the first wrestlers ever managed by Stacy Keibler, LOS FABULOSOS!

Dude I remember damn near every WCW jobber and Luchador from Roadblock and Horshu to Damien and Ciclope. I watched a LOT of wrestling in my day.

Remember the Japanese Invasion led by sonny ono? They even won the US title!

[Leo656]

Of course I remember the "Hey, Let's Make Rick Steiner Look Like a Moron By Threatening a Doll" skit. The worst part was that the stupid doll freaking schooled him on the mic. :P

Sonny Onoo? Hell, I remember his FIRST WCW appearance at SuperBrawl 1995, sitting in the crowd next to Great Muta during Hogan and Vader's match. And I also remember his SECOND appearance, as referee during the pitiful "Martial Arts Match" between Meng and Hacksaw Jim Duggan, where the first ten minutes were Onoo arguing with Duggan because Duggan refused to bow. :lol:

Yeah, they sure did win the US title, thanks to Kensuke Sasaki. Who the lost it to... One Man Gang??? Who then lost it to.... KONNAN???!!!

Damn Sasaki to Hell for that.

[GK Punk]

Of course I remember the "Hey, Let's Make Rick Steiner Look Like a Moron By Threatening a Doll" skit. The worst part was that the stupid doll freaking schooled him on the mic. :P

Sonny Onoo? Hell, I remember his FIRST WCW appearance at SuperBrawl 1995, sitting in the crowd next to Great Muta during Hogan and Vader's match. And I also remember his SECOND appearance, as referee during the pitiful "Martial Arts Match" between Meng and Hacksaw Jim Duggan, where the first ten minutes were Onoo arguing with Duggan because Duggan refused to bow. :lol:

Yeah, they sure did win the US title, thanks to Kensuke Sasaki. Who the lost it to... One Man Gang??? Who then lost it to.... KONNAN???!!!

Damn Sasaki to Hell for that.

Konnan was good at the time, he had a good US title Run I thought...

[That Matt Guy]

God. :lol: WCW had some of the dumbest ideas; far too many to mention, but I would have to say their worst idea was bringing in the No Limit Soldiers to rap with Konnan (or K-Diggity-Dog as he called himself in his raps) And what ever happened to Reese from Raven's Flock? I swear he just disappeared.

[Leo656]

Yeah, I think they let Reese go when The Flock broke up. Last I heard he was wrestling as Big Ron Studd again in indy feds.

Beats being The Yeti, that's fer certain.

[GK Punk]

Yeah, I think they let Reese go when The Flock broke up. Last I heard he was wrestling as Big Ron Studd again in indy feds.

Beats being The Yeti, that's fer certain.

Ugh, Why you gotta bring up the Yeti???

[Leo656]

The sins of the past must never be forgotten, lest we repeat them.

[GK Punk]

The sins of the past must never be forgotten, lest we repeat them.

Let's just hope WWE dosn't bring him back... even though I wouldnt doubt it

[Leo656]

Coming next year to WrestleMania 20: The WCW Gimmick Battle Royal!!!

Participants include:

The Yeti
Buzz-Kill
The Demon
Marc Bagwell and Scotty Riggs as The American Males
"PerfectShawn" Stasiak
The Diamond Studd
Sgt. Craig "Pit Bull" Pittman
The Blacktop Bully
LaserTron
Yoshi Kwan
"World's Strongest Man" Bill Kazmaier
Van Hammer
Glacier
Johhny B. Badd
Shark
Zodiac
Disco Inferno
Mortis
And a special appearance by... The Leprechaun!

Remember... you heard it from me first.

[GK Punk]

Coming next year to WrestleMania 20: The WCW Gimmick Battle Royal!!!

Participants include:

The Yeti
Buzz-Kill
The Demon
Marc Bagwell and Scotty Riggs as The American Males
"PerfectShawn" Stasiak
The Diamond Studd
Sgt. Craig "Pit Bull" Pittman
The Blacktop Bully
LaserTron
Yoshi Kwan
"World's Strongest Man" Bill Kazmaier
Van Hammer
Glacier
Johhny B. Badd
Shark
Zodiac
Disco Inferno
Mortis
And a special appearance by... The Leprechaun!

Remember... you heard it from me first.

lol Sad thing is I remember most of them... *sigh
I miss the first few years of Nitro..