age 118!!

[Raven]

I just heard some old fart in the USA is living up to the age 118!!! :o

wow does she look aaaaaaaaa old!!!!!!!

any one care how old they get

I just want to get old so I can yell at little kids to get off my yard!

[Krangfan]

lol, yeah :lol: But then again, it could turn out to be those rotten punk type kids who'll mess up yer house :( But, man! 118 yrs. old! WOW!

[Nickokapo]

Meh..what fun is it to live longer than usual if you can barely walk or understand whatever is going on around ya?
BTW this should be in general discussion.

[Peanut]

Make sure to post in the correct forum next time! :)

[J Legault]

My Great Grandmother is 93 years old. and she been around since World War 1.

[Nickokapo]

Oh hey that was fast, thanks michaelangelo :D
I'm not sure about my grandmother's age, but my grandfather's one is around 80 years...he used to be really active (working on his garden and stuff) which surprised me for someone his age, but last year one of his foot got kinda injured so now he's not all that active anymore.
Death comes to us all like splinter sez', but i'd like to live as much as my grandfather is and still be as active, that'd be cool :D

[Tokka-B]

now now guys, repsect the elderly, she didn't live this long for this....

[Nickokapo]

:embarass: Sorry 'bout that tokka, lol

[That Matt Guy]

Everyone in my family has lived to be like 90 or 100 years old. The way I live, I'll be lucky to see 40.

[Tokka-B]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That put you in my top 10 for funniest people on the board matt...

[heretic888]

I know of a tai chi master living in China that lived to be well over 200 years old.... of course, he did end up dying quite a few decades ago.

[Raven]

old people scare me
and sorry this is in the wrong place :roll:
but any ways when I turn 90 I'll be going 90 on the road
always stealing things
but if you think of it old people now listen to classical music
when its are turn well listen to rap heavey metal
"your mother was a ho"

[Tokka-B]

Heh, your one odd egg matt..... :P

[Dontebell]

dose people reach the age of 1,000?

[Raven]

in the old testament I belive it said there was a man that lived to be about over 900 years old and im not talking about Adam
some other guy

[That Matt Guy]

Supposedly there were native Americans that lived to be hundreds of years old, but their entire perception of how long a year was is totally different then what we know. They might have thought of one season as year and so on.

[Nickokapo]

http://www.gsarchives.com/snes/sprites/tmnt4/splinter.gif
Splinter has got to be one of the coolest old people ever 8)
As for that guy adam living 900 years... :dead: how can that be phisycally possible?His body would probably stop functioning all that well after all those years...it's just nuts :P

[Raven]

the bible is a true story, and i believe in it.

ya i belive in it to( just the christion version in case you were wondering)
theres not one false story in there

[Duke]

For one thing the Bible is not a myth and no one even reached 1,000. The oldest man recorded in the Bible was Methuselah, who lived to be 969.

"And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died." Genesis 5:27 KJV

[Tokka-B]

Wow, that is a pretty long time, how did he manage that? :-?

[Duke]

God made Adom and Eve w/out flaw. They chose to sin, so there bodies were basically perfect. Making the first few generations born after them also nearly perfect. Meaning they could remain healthy for a very long time. There also would have been alot less diseases back then.

[Nickokapo]

Ohhhhhhh we're talking about the adam from the bible here, not the adam from he-man, not the adam from around the block, not your average adam :roll: i should've readed more carefully.
Well those were different times i guess, nowadays i doubt someone could live that long.

[heretic888]

I would be interested to how one could explain Adam and Eve's bodies were closer to 'flawless' than my own?? What exactly is considered the 'flaws' of our existence??

[Nickokapo]

I second that question :ohwell:

[Tokka-B]

Yea, what is a perfect body? And I'd be curious to know what did he do for 900 years without the wheel?

[Leo656]

Apparently, lots of jogging and pushups. :D

[Duke]

Okay, I'll explain as best i can. By "flawless" i meant the genes and chromosones would have been with out error. But after generation and generation of reproducing the genes are not copied perfectly. Minor or Majors flaws occur. Causing Genetic Defects.

[Leo656]

Yeah, especially if all humankind really did start with Adam and Eve. All those generations of inbreeding between their offspring must've taken a huge toll. :P

BTW, I'm just being a smartass, as usual. Try not to get offended, anyone. I say whatever's in my head at the time. It's funnier that way. :D

[Tokka-B]

It is stupid that way leo... :roll:

Anyway, when do you suppose we will all just be so imperfect that we cant live?

[Duke]

Yeah, especially if all humankind really did start with Adam and Eve. All those generations of inbreeding between their offspring must've taken a huge toll. :P

BTW, I'm just being a smartass, as usual. Try not to get offended, anyone. I say whatever's in my head at the time. It's funnier that way. :D

Yeah thats what i'm saying. And i except people pretty much for who they are so your not offending me.

[Leo656]

And here we go again. And things were going so well. :roll:

At least I HAVE a sense of humor, Mr. "I take myself and everything else way too seriously". You're gonna give yourself an ulcer one of these days.

[Tokka-B]

and you wonder why I tell you to shut up? What things were going so well?? I'd love to hear that one! :lol: As Zenrick would say, just hush up.

[Leo656]

Alright, that does it.

I've tried, really, really tried. I've tried being civil, I've tried being nice to you, I've tried playing along with you, and it's just getting old.

Is there a particular reason why you absolutely refuse to act civil with me? It seems like your new mission in life lately is pissing me off when I've tried to be civil with you.

Word to the wise, KID: Push me, I push you back. Tell me to "shut up", I'm gonna keep doing exactly what I've been doing. I'm not the one with the problem here, buddy boy, YOU are. I have no idea why you're trying to start sh*t with me, since I've actually tried to be nice to you, but frankly, I don't really care.

Leave me the hell alone. Don't speak my name, since you're far from worthy anyway. You don't exist, got it? You and me aren't even in the same league. Quit trying to push my buttons, quit replying to me when I'm not even talking to you, mind your own damn business and for God's sake shut up already.

You wanna start a war of words with me, pal? You're throwing rocks at a guy with a machine gun. You aint gonna win.

[Tokka-B]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I am sure that was all copied from like a Nash fanboy homepage or something, HA! Anyway, I respect your opinions, but that doesn't mean I will always agree with you. If we agree with one thing that won't mean I am going to give in and agree with you about everything. You just are so stuck up with your own opinions you can't except or even bother to challenge someone that disagrees. I have yet to discover whatever you being nice to me means...Why can't you just except that people are different. Take a hint sport...

[Leo656]

I'm glad I didn't offend you, Duke, cuz when I said that joke I thought for a moment that I might be like, trivializing your beliefs or something. Glad to see no harm no foul.

[Machias Banshee]

*sighs, looking up from her STUDYING*

Okay, Tokka and Leo, kill the arguing. Tokka, I know youre pushing on him, and have been in other threads. Knock it off...

*official mod warning*

[Tokka-B]

I was pushing him? How about he was pushing me? He was the one who started that leo/tokka thread anyway... I'd like an explanation please....

And duke, based on your logic, eventually humans will be imperfect...what will happen then?

[Leo656]

I'm chilled, Machias.

The purpose of said thread was because, at one time, I believed that a rational discussion might clear the air and determine exactly what the problem was. But then I fell asleep. And I've now lost interest, and would rather talk to my cool friends in this forum about cool things like Stooges and Smurfs and The Cure and trying to get Kali to flash...

So nothing else needs to be said from my end.

[Tokka-B]

There is no problem to begin with! We are 2 different people with different opinions...sheesh, can't you understand that? I don't start topics to explain why you are against my opinions, I don't know why it is all against me anyway...should I start a topic on why you shouldn't be disagreeing with me on everything to clear up our "problem"?

[Leo656]

I'm going to make one last exception and say this to you, and after that this whole thing isn't worth my time...

(ahem)

Believe it or not, it is possible to disagree with someone WITHOUT...

1. Calling them stupid
2. Calling their opinions stupid
3. Telling them to shut up

For example, A mature person voices disagreement in the following manner:

"I don't know... I personally don't think TNM was a very good idea, I really didn't like it much. I thought it was kind of stupid."

However, an immature person voices disagreement in the following manner:

"TNM was stupid as hell and anyone who likes it is a retard and needs to be clubbed about the head and neck with a dead baby seal."

See the disinction?

What you do isn't voicing your opinion, Tokka, what you do is called instigating. You try and rile people. Me in particular it seems lately. Every single time the words "shut up" escape from your keyboard, to me or to anyone, you cross the line from "disagreeing" to "trying to start problems".

You want to see how mature people co-exist and even get along despite having a difference of opinion? Look at me and GK. We disagree about plenty, and yet we get along quite well. Because there's a flip side to "disagreeing with someone's opinions". It's called "respecting other people's opinions and their right to have them".

Nowhere in that do the words "shut up" or "you're stupid" need apply.

Hopefully, that clears things up. However, like I've said, it doesn't matter, because this is the last time you and I will interact unless you choose to reply to one of my posts. And I don't suggest it, because you wont get a response.

[Duke]

I'm glad I didn't offend you, Duke, cuz when I said that joke I thought for a moment that I might be like, trivializing your beliefs or something. Glad to see no harm no foul.
Yeah you would have to do a great deal more to offend me. I may not agree w/ u but i except anyone has an opinion.

[Leo656]

Would it offend you if I told you GK would like to kiss you? Cuz I hear he does. It might just be a very vicious rumor, though... :evilgrin:

[Tokka-B]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Oh boy.....

You tell me to stop saying shut up and stuff, when you go about cursing me out not to mention saying shut up and that I don't exist...if you tell someone to stop using bad language when you use it all the time, then it gets hypocritical. When you cut the language, I will disagree in what you call a "mature" manner...

I'd like to point out that you said you wouldn't post to me unless I responded to your post, then go on saying I won't get any response...how is that supposed to work? Unless I talk to you directly I won't get a reponse, but then again, you would ignore me....I didn't quite understand that...

[GK Punk]

d00d, stfu!

err.. I mean

Dear sir, please stop with your constant harrasment regarding my sexual orientation. It has been proven that I have a girlfriend, and although, I do paint my nails, wear raver clothes and wear glow paint, I am as straight as a light pole. Thank you for your time

Dustin aka GK

[Leo656]

(Ahem)

Kindest GK,

I would sincerely like to apologize for my excessive comments regarding your (at times) questionable heteroness. I believe you when you say you are straight, despite the pigtails, glow paint and nail polish.

Why? Because I do believe, and my life has shown me this, that there is indeed a first time for everything. :D

I retract my statement, and assert that it must in fact have been a filthy, filthy rumor.

I apologize for any duress my statements may have caused either you or Duke. I'm sure you're both as straight as Kevin Nash.

I also would like to take this opportunity to announce that I have been informed my somewhat "colorful" language bothers some people. That said, I announce that the word "sh*t" shall no longer be a part of my Technodrome vocabulary. in an effort to make this a cleaner, friendlier place, as well as a nod to my proud Celtic heritage, I shall now use the word "shite" in its stead.

Again, apologies to the offended. I'll be a good boy now.

Sean, AKA "Leo656"

P.S. Can I still make fun of Jeff hardy?

[Duke]

I'm straight and it kinda grossed me out. but as long as GK didn't try and kiss me there is no reason to blow his brains out w/ a shotgun.

BTW glad to here your staight, GK. Now i won't have to look over the shoulder for sexual advances.

[GK Punk]

hmm Well Apology Accepted, d00d!

[GK Punk]

I'm straight and it kinda grossed me out. but as long as GK didn't try and kiss me there is no reason to blow his brains out w/ a shotgun.

BTW glad to here your staight, GK. Now i won't have to look over the shoulder for sexual advances.

:lol: :lol:
That was funny

[Tokka-B]

Why do you have a girl avatar if you are a guy? That is what I am trying to understand....It confuses many people obviously, you wouldn't have problems with leo if you changed it.

[Nickokapo]

Yeah...aint nothin' wrong with kitty...he's straight as a glowstick!
HAHA I MADE A RAVER JOKE OMG :>
But yeah, gk even has a girlfriend so his gayness shall not be assumed anymore!
And no, jeff hardy does not likes to be mocked =O
http://pluto.imagemagician.com/images/nickokapo/PWNAGE.GIF

[Krang]

That's it, Tokka, I'm giving you your warning back for trolling after you have been told many times to stop. You're allowed to share your opinion, of course, but it's not necessary to bash everything that you don't like since it causes flame wars. And don't say I'm not being fair, since I have given you way too many chances to stop breaking the rules, but you haven't. Hopefully this warning will teach you to obey the rules and respect others.

[Tokka-B]

Ok Krang, so people are allowed to go from thread to thread saying they like this, they like that.....but I can't say I don't like this and don't like that? Some might see it as the people who keep saying they like this and that as "starters of a possible flame war"... It is as if people are allowed to get angry if you have a different opinion and you don't like the thing they like....but when it comes to saying you like something they don't like it is a whole different issue...that is what bugs and confuses me here. I'd just like this to be clearer Krang, because I will be honest and say I don't understand your reasoning...

[The Defibrillator]

Tokka, since you don't wanna listen to Leo656, I'll answer your question.

Positive posts don't cause negative reactions from other posters. If I saw a post from someone saying, "I like oatmeal," there is no logical reason for me to get mad just because I disagree.

Negative posts CAN cause negative reactions. Though this is not always the case. If somebody said, "I don't like gummi bears," and I happened to like gummi bears, then there is no reason to get mad.

However, this is completely different, if I see a post that says, "Gummi bears SUCK! They taste like plastic! Anyone who likes them is freaking retarded and stupid!" That is a logical cause to get me angry. The post has offended something that I just happen to like a lot. That post is not just an opinion, it states that people who like gummi bears are retarded.

Even if a negative-based post doesn't offend anyone, the way it is written can also create negative reactions. like telling people to shut up *hint hint*.

[Tokka-B]

Ok, thanks Hobbit, you actually made that really clear! :)

[Duke]

Yeah, that was a great explanation TMNH.

[GK Punk]

Why do you have a girl avatar if you are a guy? That is what I am trying to understand....It confuses many people obviously, you wouldn't have problems with leo if you changed it.

Actually, I have no REAL problem with leo, it's just a joke and I know that.. I'm perfectly secure in myself, hence why I wear finger nail polish and dye my hair all the time, and I also have a purple sailor moon wallet (Thanks to Sarah!) I"d even grow my hair longish if I could.

As for the girlie Avatars, well Tamsin is from a comic book I made a website about (Andi Watson even let me use his art, how rock is that) And I prefer to look at girl characters than male characters. If people get confused, oh well, I have no problem telling them I'm male.

[That Matt Guy]

I'm perfectly secure in myself, hence why I wear finger nail polish and dye my hair all the time, and I also have a purple sailor moon wallet (Thanks to Sarah!) I"d even grow my hair longish if I could.

Ok, I just lost almost all respect I had for you :lol: :P But seriously, nail polish? Come on :lol:

[GK Punk]

lol, well I'm a guitar player what do you expect? :lol:
We're an odd bunch :roll:

[Tokka-B]

Yea, really odd. But I am saying if you had a guy avatar you wouldn't be so pissed off at people who call you a girl, like I am right now girl. :P

[GK Punk]

Actually, I'm not pissed when people call me a girl, I just tell them I'm not.

[Leo656]

GK's safe as long as nobody tries to cyber with him.

[Tokka-B]

I don't think anyone would dare cyber with her :lol:

[Leo656]

I think half the people from the board that are on GK's AIM Buddy List probably IMed thinking they could talk dirty to him. :lol:

[Tokka-B]

That is kinda disturbing to know....I wouldn't THAT many people would be that ready to pounce on her...

[Leo656]

I just mean that it's funny, a lot of people thought GK was female, and boards like this tend to have a lot of male members, and when a female shows up they start getting lots of attention (like the girl in the "Picture..." thread). I've seen it happen on other boards a lot, a lot of the girls left b/c people started PMing them asking to cyber and stuff. People have no respect. :|

[GK Punk]

I know Leo I feel bad for Kaejae, there was no need for that thread to go that way.. and then They had to start a thread about her, poor girl. I mean if I was a girl, after seeing all i've seen on MBs I'd lie about it.

[Tokka-B]

The fact is anyone can go on saying they are a girl or guy and no one would know...for all i know you could be a girl, so it really makes no sense how people would get attracted to a name or avatar...it makes me wonder.... :roll:

[Leo656]

Some MB posters just don't play by the same rules as most people, I guess.

And for some reason I want some White Castle. GK, you buyin'?

[GK Punk]

Sure why not leo :lol:

[Leo656]

Alright, Heineken and a couple Crave Cases would do me up just fine right 'bout now. Nash Bless those itty bitty little cheeseburgers.....

[That Matt Guy]

What the hell is a White Castle?

[Leo656]

:o You never had White Castle?

WC is a fast food joint that serves the most delicious burgers ever created. Their unique point is that they're about the size of your palm. So WC specializes in selling the burgers in bulk. Their claim to fame for a long time was the Sack O'Ten, but two years ago they created the ultimate gift to fast food, the Crave Case, a cardboard suitcase full of 30 delicious White Castle burgers, steamed to perfection for a relatively low price.

Hope that helps. Oh, and if you ever eat there, make sure you don't have too many plans the next day, the food is delicious but tends to go through you like Liquid Plum'r.

[That Matt Guy]

Weird. I have never even heard of that before. We don't have those in Texas I guess.

[Leo656]

And apparently Cali has White Castle but no Crave case. :(

[GK Punk]

We have a Mean Gene Burger in southern cali :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

The Burgers are made of ground up Hulk Hogan merchandise. :lol:

[GK Punk]

haha yeah I wouldn't be shocked to find old Hulk Merchandise at a Mean Gene burger... Their billboard says "Mean Gene Burgers... the burger that says BITE ME!"

[Leo656]

Then shouldn't it be "Bischoff Burgers"? :-?

[That Matt Guy]

Hogan had his own restaurant at one point in time.
http://pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL11/871138/1579333/23267700.jpg

[GK Punk]

Please tell me that's a joke...

[That Matt Guy]

Please tell me that's a joke...

Nope, it's real. I believe "Hulk Hogan's Pastamania" was located at the Mall of America.

[GK Punk]

..... that's all I have to say about that... but I bet Leo LOVED the place.. he is Hulkamaniac supreme!

[Leo656]

Sadly I never got to eat there. I remember he did an interview shilling the place on the first Nitro, which was conveniently held in the Mall of America.

[GK Punk]

oh gawd that's right... I forgot about the first Nitro.. It was odd seeing them wrestling in a mall of all places

[That Matt Guy]

Too bad you didn't eat there, you could of had a big steaming bowl of Hulkaroos. And yes, that's actually the name of a dish they had there.

[Leo656]

They had Hulkaroni and Cheese, too.

[Krang]

Yea, really odd. But I am saying if you had a guy avatar you wouldn't be so pissed off at people who call you a girl, like I am right now girl. :PEven after I gave you a warning, you're still trolling and attacking other members. I suggest you start respecting other members and following the rules like almost everyone else here before you get warned again.