Technodrome Wrestling Federation

[GK Punk]

*Just tryna play this like a role play, see who plays along*

*"Rollercoaster" By Bomb Child blares thru the arena, as I make my way down the entrance ramp, carrying a huge World title belt with me.

*Once in the ring, I ask the Announcer to hand me the microphone.

"ya know alot of people may already know I am indeed the booker man around here.. and scince we already broke kayfabe... I am hereby announcing who the NEW TWF world champion is... HORSE TECHIE!!!

[HorseTechie]

:o

*suddenly finds herself shoved into the center of attention*


Whaa... who.. huh? I am?

[GK Punk]

*pats HT on the back

Yep! Congratulations! and your first Defense is against... LEO656!!!!

*whispers
Don't worry, Im the booker... You'll win

[Machias Banshee]

*snicker*

Go HT!!!! Woo!

*throws a dead fish at the opponent*

:evilgrin:

[HorseTechie]

Um.. heh... *grips electro-pitchfork*

....help ...?

[GK Punk]

Um.. heh... *grips electro-pitchfork*

....help ...?

And if she wants to use wepons, THEN THIS IS A HARDCORE MATCH FOR THE TITLE!!

[Leo656]

This man does not represent us....

Oh screw it I'll play...

**"Crush 'Em" by Megadeth plays as Leo656 comes to the ring. The crowd, fully aware that Leo is being held back by GK's backstage stroke, erupt into thunderous applause as Leo strides to the ring looking determined, carrying a mic of his own.***


"So that's the way we do things around here, huh? No such thing as, oh, I don't know... actually giving the strap to someone who's EARNED it? I tell ya, man, you wanna talk about 'breaking kayfabe'... well this whole thing SUCKS, and that's a 'shoot'!

But I'm not gonna whine and complain. What I'm gonna do is propose an alternate solution. Instead of just handing the strap over to someone that doesn't even want it, most likely, I say you put it up for grabs. I propose the first-ever TWF Invitational Tournament! 8 people, going at it, in the ring, round-robin style, winner takes the strap!

Now, what say you to that... BOOKERMAN?"

[Leo656]

Already starting while I'm cutting a promo? Who the hell do you think you are, Paul Heyman???

[GK Punk]

Well hell to that I say...

*Quickly Super Kicks Leo, Picks him up by the hair then drives him back down with the Diamond Cutter.

Go ahead HT, Pin him!

*once HT makes the cover, I make the fast 123..

YOU ARE NOW ELIMINATED!!

[Machias Banshee]

*slingshots a rotten mango at Bookerman* :evilgrin: :tangel:

[Leo656]

((Looks around in disbelief, then gets up and drops GK with a Scorpion Death Drop. He then stands over his fallen body, mic in hand))

We can't even start the Tournament, we don't have our 8 people! Man, this fed is worse-run than those Backyard Feds.

[GK Punk]

*slingshots a rotten mango at Bookerman* :evilgrin: :tangel:

Hey come on! I'M THE GOOD GUY not really at all
You are suppoused to LOVE ME!!! (well not really)

[Leo656]

So far I nominate myself, HT, and Machias to be in the tournament. They have to accept, though, of course.

[GK Punk]

lol this is almost as bad as an E-Fed Atleast no one here takes it seriously

[Machias Banshee]

Hey come on! I'M THE GOOD GUY not really at allYou are supposed to LOVE ME!!! (well not really)

*snickers from the stands* We hurt the ones we love!!! :D *tosses a hairy lobstertail onto the mats*


*blinks* woah, wha...? Me in the tournament? :oops:

[HorseTechie]

(( I dun't know how to "wrestle"... I jest know martial arts! :oops: ))

No weapons allowed really..? Ehh... *sets aside pitchfork* What about morphing hands?

[GK Punk]

(( I dun't know how to "wrestle"... I jest know martial arts! :oops: ))

No weapons allowed really..? Ehh... *sets aside pitchfork* What about morphing hands?

Sounds good to me...

[Machias Banshee]

(lol, same here... :goofygri: )

*grins, crawling down from the stands* I might be interested, after all...

*reaches up at her chin, and starts pulling the full-length zipper, and out steps....*

(heh, like those pepsi twist commercials.. )

Lita...!

[Leo656]

((yanks GK up and threatens to drop the lobstertail down his jockeys))

"Now set up the tournament or ELSE!"

((Turns to Machias))

"Yes, you in the tournament. I'm exercising my Creative Control to have you added. In fact, I think it oughta be you and HT in the first round."

((Glares menacingly at GK, pulling him close until they are nose to nose))

"Aint that right, BOOKERMAN?"

[GK Punk]

(lol, same here... :goofygri: )

*grins, crawling down from the stands*

I might be interested, after all...

*reaches up at her chin, and starts pulling the full-length zipper, and out steps....*

(heh, like those pepsi twist commercials.. :P)

Lita...!

*CROWD GOES WILD!!

"And we have a real star here!! AND I BROUGHT HER HERE, EVERYONE SHOULD THANK ME NOW!!!!!!"

[HorseTechie]

*snigger* But your Amy Dumas... yuo should know something! :D

[GK Punk]

((yanks GK up and threatens to drop the lobstertail down his jockeys))

"Now set up the tournament or ELSE!"

((Turns to Machias))

"Yes, you in the tournament. I'm exercising my Creative Control to have you added. In fact, I think it oughta be you and HT in the first round."

((Glares menacingly at GK, pulling him close until they are nose to nose))

"Aint that right, BOOKERMAN?"

"Well we have FOUR Contenders, we just need 4 more... And then you are on!"

[Machias Banshee]

(lol! heh, what the hell... :) )

*shakes her head of red hair* Hi boys, miss me? :D


*chuckles* I'm just getting back from my neck injury, so I'm gonna be a bit low key for now... ;)

[Leo656]

((Snatches the mic from GK))

I'll have everyone here know that it was MY stroke that brought her here! Just like it's MY Creative Control that says the match between HT and Machias will be...

A Paddle on a Pole Pillowfight Match!

[Kali]

*smacks Raphael (the Turtle) in the arm* I can't believe you dragged me to this.

Raph: Aww, relax, it'll be fun.

*grumbles*

[HorseTechie]

:o

:P *cracks knuckles*

[Leo656]

You're booking YOURSELF in the tournament? Geez, that's so... so...

...so something *I* would do. Good call, Chief. :D

[GK Punk]

((Snatches the mic from GK))

I'll have everyone here know that it was MY stroke that brought her here! Just like it's MY Creative Control that says the match between HT and Machias will be...

A Paddle on a Pole Pillowfight Match!

*Yells just audible enough to be heard thru the mic*

"THAT'S NOT FAIR, I'M THE BOOKER!!!!"
*throws tantrum*

[Machias Banshee]

(LOL!!! oh no... :D )


*looks up into the stands, and waves at kali and Raph* Hi!!!! Where's the others?


*grins at HT* this should be interesting...


*waves to the crowds*

[HorseTechie]

A Paddle on a Pole Pillowfight Match!
... A what?

[Machias Banshee]

I think its like jousting, like on American Gladiators....

[Leo656]

((looks up into the stands))

"Raphael...?"

(A look of rage crosses Leo656's face. Slowly, he turns around, only to look back and reveal his true face, the face of... KEVIN NASH!)

::Points at Raphael:: "We got unfinished business, you little green muppet! And THIS time it aint no movie! Get your ass in this ring, or I'm gonna come up there, stomp a mudhole in your skull, take your girlfriend home and make a woman out of her! You hearin' me, freakshow?!"

[HorseTechie]

I think its like jousting, like on American Gladiators....
Cool.. I can handle that!

*grins evil like again*

[GK Punk]

That does it!!

*Throws title belt in the air

First to catch it wins!!

[Leo656]

((Nash, being 7 feet tall and dead sexy, catches it))

YES!

[HorseTechie]

*jumps up and snags it with a long arm*

:D Well, it was mine in the first place. Or so GK sez....

[GK Punk]

*jumps up and snags it with a long arm*

:D Well, it was mine in the first place. Or so GK sez....

Hmm good call...

TWENTY FOUR HOUR RULE ON TWF TITLE!!!

*Kicks Nash in the neither regions, then lets HT pin him, does the fast count

AND HT IS THE CHAMP!

[Leo656]

GK is my monkey puppet. "Big Sexy" calls the shots around here.

You want the strap, you can have it...

....if you beat me in a... a...

.......an exploding-ring jelly bean deathmatch, New Japan-style!

[HorseTechie]

*lol* Yeah, I hit the reply to make a post button first! :evilgrin:

[GK Punk]

http://www.ajsbelts.com/wcwworldcloselock.JPG
And there it is, the lovely title that you 2 are vying for!

[Leo656]

((Taking advantage of the 24/7 rule, hits GK with the Big Boot and pins him))

"Geez, do I gotta staple this thing to my waist or what???"

[HorseTechie]

Erkk.. It's gold? oh no no.. that will clash horriblly with my silver and green color scheme. :sick:

[Leo656]

http://www.ajsbelts.com/wcwworldcloselock.JPG
And there it is, the lovely title that you 2 are vying for!

:o Shiiiinyyy......

[Leo656]

HT forfeited via Color Clash! Yes!

((pretends to skulk away, only to snatch HT when her back is turned, then deliver a thunderous JackKnife Power Bomb to the jeers of all))

THAT'S for messin' up my hair!

[GK Punk]

HT forfeited via Color Clash! Yes!

((pretends to skulk away, only to snatch HT when her back is turned, then deliver a thunderous JackKnife Power Bomb to the jeers of all))

THAT'S for messin' up my hair!

Man, not even *I* would mess up Nashs hair.. that's just wrong!

[HorseTechie]

I messed up his hair?

*snorts a spray of green horse snot* There... rub that it and it'll mold it back in place. :evilgrin:

[GK Punk]

I messed up his hair?

*snorts a spray of green horse snot* There... rub that it and it'll mold it back in place. :evilgrin:

:o :o
She didn't just do that.. TELL me she didn't just do that! :o

[Leo656]

((runs fingers through his hair and stares at his hands in disbelief))

You... you...

((Shrugs it off))

Ah well. It aint as bad as "Oz".

((Suddenly picks up HT and nails her with the SuperShredder Sidewalk Slam))

But that DOESN'T mean I forgive you!!!

[Kali]

::Points at Raphael:: "We got unfinished business, you little green muppet! And THIS time it aint no movie! Get your ass in this ring, or I'm gonna come up there, stomp a mudhole in your skull, take your girlfriend home and make a woman out of her! You hearin' me, freakshow?!"
Raph: Oh. No. He. Didn't.

*pulls Raph back to his seat.* Sit. Stay.

*Raph growls*

[HorseTechie]

(( damn... you know how hard it is to not ROTFL while at work? ))

(( ...and what's a SuperShredder Sidewalk Slam? ))

Gaaah!

*HT gets up, shakes the dust out her mane and tail, and snorts with nostrils flared*

[Leo656]

((breaks character))

A sidewalk slam is a move where one person stands next to another, picks them up under their arm and holds them there horizontal for a bit, then slams them down back-first.

I added the "SuperShredder" bit because that super-sexy stud Kevin Nash (see my avatar) played SuperShredder in TMNT 2. :D

[Leo656]

((back in character, points at Raph))

"Oh YES I DID just do that, shorty! You wanna make something of it? I'm darin' ya! Come on down, bright boy! Let's see if your mangos are as big as your mouth!"

((paces angrily in wait))

[HorseTechie]

*swishes her tails in annoyance*

Geez Raph, you're actually gonna do what the lady sez and just sit there?

[GK Punk]

THIS COULD BE A VOLITALE SITUATION, UNLESS RAPH DECIDES TO COWER BEHIND A WOMAN!!!

[Leo656]

((Nash smirks his trademark little smirk as the ladies go wild))

"Well... it certainly appears obvious who wears the pants in THAT relationship! Oh, wait, I'm sorry, Raph... you aren't WEARING any! I guess that means you have nothing to hide, huh?"

((does the "nWo spooky fingers thing" and laughs at Raphael))

[Kali]

*Raphael ground his teeth, glancing from the ring, to Kali, trying to decide. Sit here and be made a fool of, or royally piss off his girlfriend*

*Kali just rolled her eyes* Fine, you can go up, but on one condition.

Raph: What?

I pick your theme song. *rolls her eyes again at Raph's horrified look* They're gonna beat you up anyway.

*So down to the ring Raph went, to the theme of Garth Brook's "The Red Strokes" :evilgrin: *

[Leo656]

((Nash's eyes go wide momentarily before he falls to the mat in a fit of laughter))

"That's the funniest thing I ever heard since Scott said 'Yeah, I'm sober, I can drive!'"

[GK Punk]

I am making this a sai on a pole match! first one to get the sais wins!!

[Leo656]

((Nash, considering the fact that Raphael is highly skilled in the art of ninjitsu and that Nash himself is highly skilled in the art of... uh... making jokes and conditioning his hair, decides that a small amount of help may in fact be necessary. He turns to GK and offers his hand, doing the "2 Sweet" hand sign.))

"Truce?"

[GK Punk]

Well it may take 2 to be Raph... he's a sly little bugger... That and we are just 2 SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

er... and we don't want you tearing your quad

[Leo656]

"Er... yeah... we definitely don't want that... AGAIN..."

((does the "2 Sweet" touch with GK in a show of unity, and prepares to take on Raph))

"Alright, c'mon then, tough guy! Get in here! You're gonna get stomped like a Narc at a biker rally!"

[Machias Banshee]

(lol, this is nuts! :lol: )


*sneaks up behind the green snottied one, and brandishes....a RAZOR!*


*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKKKKT*


*snickers evilly as she cuts his locks into a redneckian mullet*

:evilgrin: :tangel:

[GK Punk]

(lol, this is nuts! :lol: )


*sneaks up behind the green snottied one, and brandishes....a RAZOR!*


*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKKKKT*


*snickers evilly as she cuts his locks into a redneckian mullet*

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

This is truly a sad day for our buisness

[Machias Banshee]

Lita: *runs like hell laughing evilly* Uh oh, dont tell me he's going to turn into a mango or something... ;) :P :D

[Leo656]

((Nash is stunned momentarily, then remembers that he had a much worse haircut as Master Blaster Steele... mohawk... uuuuugh.... Thankfully, Nash's hair was handed down from Hey-Zeus El Savior Himself, and immediately grows right back to its normal, "Big sexy"-ish length))

"You... you... I'll get you for that!"

((Snatches Lita as she tries to sneak away and delivers his second "Domestic Violence JackKnife Power Bomb" of the night))

"NEXT TIME it's through a table! You don't TOUCH the hair!!!"

[GK Punk]

*Walks up to Nash and shoves him

"NASH!!! GET THE TABLES!!!!!!!"

[Machias Banshee]

(( LOL!!!))

*groans, laying on her side*



*suddenly...*


*FFFHHHHHHH--THWOCK*

*from the audience, A plunger sails through the air, planting right on Nash-hole's face*

[Leo656]

((Nash smirks evilly, as the ladies again go wild. They sure don't call him "Big Sexy" for nothin'...))

"I got a BETTER idea!"

((Nash does the nWo Point towards the curtain, where an unseen ally pulls a lever. Slowly, a large steel cage structure lowers from the ceiling and surrounds the ring. As the door is locked and the roof of the cage is lowered, sparks begin to flly from the electrified roof of the cell. Nash, GK, HT, Machias and Raphael are now trapped inside.))

"THUNDERCAGE, Baby! Only the strong survive!!!"

[GK Punk]

Nice... *throws raph into the cage

[Leo656]

((Nash takes the plunger and is about to break it over his knee, but suddenly thinks better of it and tosses it to Raphael))

"Here... you're gonna need that... after I flush you down the toilet for the SECOND time in your life!"

(crowd "oooooohs")

[Machias Banshee]

*three shadowy figures suddenly surround the ring*

Mike: Hey Dude, what do you think youre doing to My girl!!!???


J Hardy: *looks at him Hey, she's ours too...

other Hardy: Yeah...

Mike: *shrugs, grins, and loks back to the ring* Hey, Fabio, whats with the haircut? I've seen better looks on olf ragmops...!

(oohs emanate from the crowd)

[Kali]

*Raphael glares back at Kali, who just sits, waves, and grins evilly. You SO owe me for this!. He growls back at his opponants* Let's get this over with.

((I'd like to note, I know nothing about wrestling :embarass: ))

[Leo656]

((Nash turns and snickers at Jeff Hardy))

"YOURS? Hey, lissen bro, I don't think she's your type. I mean, I aint exactly about to lift the tail and check, but... I'm PRETTY sure she's FEMALE. And just by lookin' at you, what with the glowpaint and pigtails and all... I don't think you're into that!"

((Nash laughs as the crowd "ooooohs" again))

[GK Punk]

ANy second now the Gay Jeff Hardy jokes will start from Leo... poor Jeff hardy... and Kali, that's ok!

*I look at Raph's face while he stares off at Kali

"What's-a-matter kermit, afraid you're girlfriend will get mad?"

*drops Raph with DDT

[Leo656]

((Seeing that Raphael is stunned, Nash seizes the opportunity and picks him up off the mat, whips him into the ropes and drops him with the Big Boot to the jaw. Raphael is dazed as Nash scoops him up and carries him on his shoulders))

"Alright, ya freakin' tadpole, time for a little Director's Cut!"

((Drops Raph face-first on the cornerpost with "Snake Eyes"))

[Machias Banshee]

Jeff Hardy: *grins* I'm not who you think i am....


*reaches for the zipper under his chin, and out zips.....*


DA DADA DAH!!!!


TRIPLE H!

HHH: Booyeah, Baby....*flexes his sessy muscular God-body, seniding the crowd into a tizzy*

Mike: *blinks, looks at the other Hardy* How'd he do that?

Other Hardy: *shrugs* I gotta go find Jeff...*leaves the arena*

[GK Punk]

Jeff Hardy: *grins* I'm not who you think i am....


*reaches for the zipper under his chin, and out zips.....*


DA DADA DAH!!!!


TRIPLE H!

HHH: Booyeah, Baby....*flexes his sessy muscular God-body, seniding the crowd into a tizzy*

Mike: *blinks, looks at the other Hardy* How'd he do that?

Other Hardy: *shrugs* I gotta go find Jeff...*leaves the arena*

*his name is matt

I run at Triple H as fast as I can, BUT HE MOVES, HE NO SELLS MY RUN!
when I recover, I give a quick dashing thrust kick to H, YET AGAIN IT MISSES!

[Leo656]

((Nash stares at Jeff-Turned-Trips, stunned))

"Well, well, well, it's TRIPLE HGH (Human Growth Hormone)!"

((crowd laughs))

"Is that supposed to scare me? Just in case you didn't notice, this isn't exactly a 'who shoots more roids' contest, 'Jean-Paul'! And I mean, look at it... it went from being Jeff Hardy, to Cripple H. One dresses like a fruit, the other had sex with Chyna. One's hardly any more hetero than the other! If you ask me, I think that sledgehammer of yours is compensating for something else, if you know what I mean!"

[Machias Banshee]

*lol, thank you...I keep thinking its something else...


HHH: *frowns* I dont know, you and your Bookerman seemed to be having a lot of fun the last time i checked the closet.
*watches the guy run at him, and jumps to the side, clotheslining him* naptime, lil man...!

(crowd oohs...)

*crawls over to the cage, reaching out* Mike! Get me the heck outa here!


Mike; *shrugs* I'm trying!

[GK Punk]

eh yo... what is it with Triple H, you can't manage to hit the guy...
*Attacks a few more times in vein

[Machias Banshee]

HHH: *grins, flexing his arms as he knees the man in the junk* I got stealth, sexiness, and a hell of a lot better fighting partner!

HHH: *grabs Mikey, punching him in the shoulder* I love this guy!!! He's hilarious!

Mike; *stunned from the punch, grins, waving* Hey Dudes... :goofygri:

(the crowd laughs, cheers wildly)

[Leo656]

((Nash staggers to his feet))

"'Little Man'? Since when is 7 feet tall 'Little'? And what GK does when he checks me for cancerous cysts in private is NOBODY'S DAMN BUSINESS!"

((Nash drops Cripple H with the Big Boot, thus using up a full 1/3 of his moveset. He then picks up Trips on his shoulder and, in a repeat of the Rey Misterio Lawn Dart Incident, tosses him face-first into the cage. He turns to Mike and smiles evilly.))

"Aaah, so you wanna play too? Well c'mon in!"

((Enraged, Michaelangelo begins to climb the cage. Nash watches on, saying nothing. As Mike reaches the top, he is shocked with electricity from the roof of the cage and sent toppling back to the floor, crashing through the long-ailing Spanish Announce Table. Nash smiles.))

"Remember... it's an ELECTRIFIED steel cage roof!"

[GK Punk]

((Nash staggers to his feet))

"'Little Man'? Since when is 7 feet tall 'Little'? And what GK does when he checks me for cancerous cysts in private is NOBODY'S DAMN BUSINESS!"

((Nash drops Cripple H with the Big Boot, thus using up a full 1/3 of his moveset. He then picks up Trips on his shoulder and, in a repeat of the Rey Misterio Lawn Dart Incident, tosses him face-first into the cage. He turns to Mike and smiles evilly.))

"Aaah, so you wanna play too? Well c'mon in!"

((Enraged, Michaelangelo begins to climb the cage. Nash watches on, saying nothing. As Mike reaches the top, he is shocked with electricity from the roof of the cage and sent toppling back to the floor, crashing through the long-ailing Spanish Announce Table. Nash smiles.))

"Remember... it's an ELECTRIFIED steel cage roof!"

HEY! The only Cyst I have in non cancerous!!

*Makes mad lunge for nash, and nails him in the back with a drop kick

*pulls zipper off ala Machias revealing... JEFF HARDY(???)

[Machias Banshee]

HHH: *gets to his feet, his face looking like a burnt waffle, but it quickly goes back to normal* YOUre a Dead man!

mIke; *collapses, smoking like a charcoal briquete*


(lol, oops...read it wrong)

[Leo656]

((Nash slowly gets up, deciding to ignore GK's irrational attack and even more irrational sex change... er, identity change... into Jeff Hardy...))

"Luckily for you, I look a lot like Jesus, cuz I'm in a forgiving mood today."

((Out of the corner of his eye, Nash notices none other thamn the elusive Azure Turtle in the crowd.))

"Well well well, if it aint the ONE Turtle I never got my hands on. Whattya say, sport? Feelin' limber?"

[GK Punk]

"Hey, I've come here to do 2 Things, dance... and DANCE SOME MORE!"

*begins doing jeff hardy entrance way dance

[azure turtle]

Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!

*The Huricane's music plays throughout the arena, as Super Azure makes his entrance and starts walking towards the squared circle*

HEY! No one's gonna start a tournament for the belt without the local super hero!

*Super Azure notices the number of people standing inside the ring*

Okay. You guys settle your little argument, and I'll wait out here.

*He helps himself to a mango smoothie*

[Machias Banshee]

Woo, go Jeffy!!! :D


HHH: *grins* Time for a makeover, Nash...

Mike; *gets to his feet, stumbles out ofthe arena, collapses by Azure* Hey, Lil bro..

[Leo656]

((Nash eyes Jeff warily))

"...Yeah... you do that..."

((backs away slowly))

"Let's see... HT is down... Lita's trying to dig out her thong wedgie... Raph's a pushover... Mikey's a barbecue Turtle-Kabob... Triple H is busy trying to pop all his Backne... and Jeff over here is dancing his ever-lovin' heart out..."

((turns to Azure and smiles evilly))

"I guess that just leaves me and you, doesn't it? Heh... heh... heh..."

[GK Punk]

Thanks to you Azure They stopped playing my music... and I can't dance to your music!! It's not IMAG-I-NITIVE enough for me!

Ah what the hell *dances

[Machias Banshee]

I dont have a wedgie! *gets to her feet, and unzips into--

whoops wrong zipper... :goofygri:

*unzips the right zipper, and changes into...*


Machias!

Hold on a sec.... :tconfuse:

[azure turtle]

*Super Azure joins GK in doing the macarena before hopping into the ring*

So... it's you, Nash! Trying to take over yet another federation, eh? Well! I'm sick of it! We're going to decide the fate of the belt right here, right now! It's gonna be a... mango on a pole match!

*Crowd pops wildly*

[Leo656]

((Nash offers to open the door for Azure))

"C'mon, ya runt. I know a place where they got the biggest mangoes you ever seen, and it's right..."

((does the nWo Crotch Chop))

"...DOWN THERE!"

((crowd laughs hysterically while Azure blushes, as he is wont to do...))

[Machias Banshee]

Mike; *walks over to Machi tiredly* Let's leave them to their fighting...

*nods, rubbing her sore neck* yeah...


HHH: *keeps his assailants at bay, and glances over* Youre leaving, green man? *looks over at Nash* Hey, you sick bastard, leave the turtle alone!

[GK Punk]

*jeff Hardy stops dancing briefly

heyyy that's not a bad step you got there nash...

*begins throwing crotch chops in to his dance

"down where? down here... Down where? down here..."

[azure turtle]

Grrr... How dare you mock Super Azure, you dastardly villain!
*Super Azure takes out a giant anime mallet*
You shall pay dearly for your insults...
*Chases after Nash*

[HorseTechie]

(( ROTFL ))


Nngh... I'm not down. I'm just taking five to feed my face.

*holds up bag* Porkrind?


:D

[GK Punk]

(( ROTFL ))


Nngh... I'm not down. I'm just taking five to feed my face.

*holds up bag* Porkrind?


:D

Porkrind

[Machias Banshee]

(lol!!!)


HHH: *watches Azure chase Nash* Kick his ass, Blue boy! :evilgrin:


*Machias and Mike walk off of the arena, sitting with Kali*

Having fun? :D

[Leo656]

((Hearing the sound of crunchy pork by-products, Nash slowly turns his head...))

"Hmm... I do believe I'll partake... that reminds me, GK, did you bring the brownies for during Intermission?"

((Nash is cut off as Azure takes advantage of his short attention span, bonking him with the anime mallet))

[Machias Banshee]

Crowd: Ooohhhhh.....Azure Azure Azure Azure!!!! Whooooooooo!!!!!

[GK Punk]

((Hearing the sound of crunchy pork by-products, Nash slowly turns his head...))

"Hmm... I do believe I'll partake... that reminds me, GK, did you bring the brownies for during Intermission?"

((Nash is cut off as Azure takes advantage of his short attention span, bonking him with the anime mallet))

Yeah I got the brownies.. they're in the back.. their the um special kind...

*jumps on/pins Nash

[azure turtle]

Mwahahaha!! Fear me!
*sniffs the air*
Wait... do I smell porkrinds?!

[Kali]

*Machias and Mike walk off of the arena, sitting with Kali*

Having fun? :D
A blast. Well, ever since Azure joined in anyway. :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

*chuckles, kisses Mike's cheek, and hops back down to the arena*

I got something for all of ya!

*snaps fingers, a giant (6 foot deep wide) pitcher and glasses full of Mango Lassie*

enjoy! :evilgrin:

[GK Punk]

1....

[Leo656]

((Nash pushes GK aside and stagers to his feet))

(Glaring at GK) "I'll call that an accident..."

((ducks a swing form Azure's mallet))

"Special Brownies? As in 'Scott Hall's Special Left-Handed Brownies'? Well for God's sake GIVE ONE TO THE TURTLE SO HE'LL STOP HITTING ME!!!"

[GK Punk]

But... they're backstage!!

[azure turtle]

Heh... heh... GAH! I kannae resist it any longer, cap'n!!
*abandons the ring to feast on porkrinds and mango lassies*

[Machias Banshee]

*catches up to Azure, whispers into his ear, and hands him a golden mango*

good luck! :)

*scrambles back offarena, and joins Kali and Mike again*

[azure turtle]

A golden mango!!! Okay, I won't retire just yet. Like the legendary Terry Funk, I shall rise again!
*finishes eating his food and runs back into the ring*

[HorseTechie]

*rolls over laughing*

Whoooo... my plan is working! Food rules. :D

[Leo656]

((does the nWo point as Scott Hall, drunk as Teddy Kennedy on a weekday, staggers to the ring with a tray of brownies. He somehow manages to make it all the way to the ringside area, drop off the brownies, and head to the locker room WITHOUT putting feces in Tammy Sytch's gym bag, molesting old women in the crowd or throwing up on Eric Bischoff))

"The brownies, GK! The BROWNIES!"

((Ducks another swing from the mallet))

"My knees can't take this!!!"

[GK Punk]

((does the nWo point as Scott Hall, drunk as Teddy Kennedy on a weekday, staggers to the ring with a tray of brownies. He somehow manages to make it all the way to the ringside area, drop off the brownies, and head to the locker room WITHOUT putting feces in Tammy Sytch's gym bag, molesting old women in the crowd or throwing up on Eric Bischoff))

"The brownies, GK! The BROWNIES!"

((Ducks another swing from the mallet))

"My knees can't take this!!!"

YO AZURE!! CHECK THESE OUT!!

*Gives "laced" brownie to Azure

WATCH OUT FOR THAT QUAD NASH!

[Machias Banshee]

((Ducks another swing from the mallet))
"My knees can't take this!!!"

:lol: Azure's not THAT short!

[azure turtle]

:lol: Azure's not THAT short!
Hey!! I'm a bigger than life super hero! :razz:

Oh... brownies!! Look tasty... :teek:

[Leo656]

"It's all the ducking my knees can't take! That mallet almost messed up my hair!"

((Watches Azure with an evil smirk))

"He's gonna job to the la-... uhh... MEDICINAL... brownies!!!"

[Machias Banshee]

Dont do it Azure!!!!! :o

[azure turtle]

*Super Azure looks to the crowd, wondering what he should do*

But... but... they're brownies!! No one ever cooks brownies for me!!

*He pulls on his mask*

Ahhhhh!! Decisions, decisions!

[Machias Banshee]

HHH: *looks at the brownies, and takes one, eating it* Mmm...

[Leo656]

"See, Azure? Trips ate one, and he's just fine!"

((snickers under his breath to GK)) "Now his name's gonna be 'THCH', heh heh heh..."

[Machias Banshee]

HHH: *takes another brownie* Not bad...*shouts to Raph* Heh, get some beers, and I'll split these wit ya!

[Kali]

*Raph chuckles from his seat beside Kali* This is gonna be good.

Yipe! How'd you get back here?

Raph: Sneaky ninja tactics. *he grabs the front of her shirt* Now, about that theme song...

[Leo656]

((nudges GK))

"They're eating all our brownies, dude..."

[Machias Banshee]

Mike: Raph, lay offa Kali, HHH wants ya..!

*sits with Mike, grinning...those werent the brownies they thought they were...*

[GK Punk]

((nudges GK))

"They're eating all our brownies, dude..."

((This is easier than we thought...))

[Leo656]

"But what're we gonna do after the match?"

((smirks as Trips begins to talk like Pauly Shore, clealry feeling the effects of Scott Hall's Family Recipe))

"This really IS too easy..."

[Machias Banshee]

HHH: *finishes a third brownie, and stops midchew.*


*snickers evilly* it begins...

HHH: *finishes swallowing, his eyes slowly getting bigger. He drops the plate of brownies into Azure's arms, and bolts off-stage*

[Leo656]

((blinks))

"Did *I* have one of those brownies, or did he just run through the electrified cage???"

[Machias Banshee]

Hey Nash, GK, eat some brownies!

(crowd cheers loudly) brownie brownie brownie!!!!

[Leo656]

"I... uh... can't eat those brownies, they give me gas..."

[Kali]

Raph: Huh? Oh, beer, right. Yeah, lemme just go get it... *notices Kali's anti-alcohol glare* Come on, it's a Wrestling match! Aww, screw it. *goes off to get the beer*

*Leo leans over from the row behind them* Hey, Kali, whatcha doing after the show. :tgrin:

[GK Punk]

Hey Nash, GK, eat some brownies!

(crowd cheers loudly) brownie brownie brownie!!!!

*Eats a few brownies

*The fade to a black light as GK dances untill he passes out, however the glowing of his glow paints shocks and awes the crowd, then we really know what "Shock and Awe" means....

[Machias Banshee]

*snickers*

Enjoy the laxative Laced brownies!!!! :D


(crowd goes wilder than a bunch of soccer hooligans meeting up with girls gone wild)

[Leo656]

((Nash looks around frantically, realizing that his partner has succumbed and is out of commission indefinitely))

"Oh God... now what???"

((Sweats at the notion that he just may have to actually wrestle these cretins by himself once those brownies wear off))

[Machias Banshee]

HHH: *sounds emanate rom the bathroom*

[Leo656]

"Laxative? Scott didn't put any laxative in there... unlesssss..."

((looks to Raphael in the crowd))

"You! You switched 'em! Get back in here so I can own you like Sigfreid owns Roy, you little weasel!"

[Machias Banshee]

*snickers* Raph didnt do it... :evilgrin:

Mike: *grins, putting an arm around Machi* that was all us....

[HorseTechie]

Fiber!

[Leo656]

"Phew... good thing I didn't have any after all..."

((Thinks...))

"But... then... who has Scott's brownies? I... I mean, HE, is gonna want those back, y'know...."

[Machias Banshee]

*holds up tupperware bucket* :D I got your brownies right here! and You cant have them! :evilgrin:

[Leo656]

"That's it... it's time for some ass-kickin'... WOLFPAC STYLE!"

((Whips HT into Machias and they collide. He turns to Azure and watches as Azure, in his own little world, is STILL deciding whether or not to eat the damn brownie. He decides to ignore Azure for now and, looking for someone to fight, settles upon the unconscious body of GK))

"Nothin' personal, buddy-boy... just business!"

((JackKnife Power Bombs GK for fun))

(looks around) "So... exactly WHO is still in here and who's just watching?"

[Machias Banshee]

gah! *ducks, letting HT crash into Leo and Kali*

[Leo656]

((looks overhead))

"Does anyone SEE the electrified Thundercage anymore? I'm still wondering how Cripple H managed to get outta here..."

[Machias Banshee]

lol, hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go! :D

[Leo656]

It would certainly seem so...

((Looks around as the crowd begins to chant "We Want Blood!"))

"We need some fresh opponents in here! I barely even broke a sweat yet!"

[HorseTechie]

Gang way! *rolls into a ball as she makes impact*

Grr.. okay, now that does it. *grabs her DocuTech-that-is-the-length-of-a-car and knocks Nash clean outta the ring with it* Xerox this!


:evilgrin:

[Leo656]

((Apparently, the first... er... clusterf*ck that passed for an actual match is over. Attendants dismantle the Thundercage, and the fallen are taken to the back for medical attention. And Yes, Scott finally got his brownies back. Meanwhile, TWF Champion Kevin Nash stands triumphant in the ring, mic in hand...))

"Well, that wasn't such a chore, now was it?"

(crowd chuckles at the "Ghostbusters" reference)

"Well, it appears that once again, 'Big Sexy' was just too hot to handle and too cold to hold for all the lovely ladies, roided up freaks and... (looks at Raphael) and WHATEVER the heck YOU are... that participated in that match. So now that we've got a little down time, I'm gonna extend the olive branch. That's right, we're opening the gates for the first nWo Tech recruitment drive! If you think you got what it takes, come on down! But be prepared to stick one of these sweet little "nWo Tech" sigs under your posts.

And on another note, while my colleague GK is... 'napping', I guess... I'd like to extend an opportunity to one very special young lady. We in the nWo Tech are desperately searching for a little bit of femininity in our little club. Especially since I told Jeff Hardy he couldn't hang out with us anymore..."

(crowd chuckles)

"So nWo Tech needs... a VALET. And I think I know just who to pick. And that person is... KALI!

So whattya say? And if there's anyone else that wants it, they gotta be up to our 'standards'. And if more than one of you meet the criteria, and you both want it, well then you'll just have to settle it the old fashioned way... in the ring!"

[Kali]

*Kali's head pops up from under the chairs* Huh, did someone call my name?

*Leonardo's muffled voice* Um, I think that was me.

No, I mean someone else. *looks around* Hey, I think we missed a bunch of stuff.

((And if y'all really think this goes in the RPG forum, we could easily move it.))

[Duke]

Not to be mean but could someone please move this to the role playing. I don't believe this is really a general discussion topic.

[Leo656]

((raises hand))

I suggested that to GK when he started this, but he said he didn't know if this fell more under "RP" or "OT", so he just posted it in General and figured if The Powers That Be wanted to move it they would.

[Kali]

Okay then, I did move it, obviously, and left a shadow in case some peoples got lost. :D

[Leo656]

Now if only we could keep the thread here and redirect Tokka to a new forum entirely.

Gosh, was that petty?

[Tokka-B]

Now that was a pretty foolish thing to say, now wasn't it? :lol:

[Leo656]

I had to say it, I knew you couldn't resist the chance to poke your head in the door and see what was up 8)

[R-iZZy]

*Teddy Long runs into the scene*

Teddy Long: The Man is always trying to keep the brotha down! You will get smacked by the Mack!!!

*RhYno runs in and Gores Teddy to hell*

*RhYno runs down the ramp and Gores Kevin Nash... then does the RhYno taunt*

RhYno: Fear the GORE!!!

[Leo656]

((Half conscious and clutching his back, Nash grabs the microphone and struggles to get the words out as he writhes in pain on the ground...))

"Teddy Long? (cough)... But... you.... can't be... the mack... cuz Rhyno... aint.... black... uuuunh..."

((Passes out))

[GK Punk]

((Half conscious and clutching his back, Nash grabs the microphone and struggles to get the words out as he writhes in pain on the ground...))

"Teddy Long? (cough)... But... you.... can't be... the mack... cuz Rhyno... aint.... black... uuuunh..."

((Passes out))

*Jeff Hardy wakes up*

"Teddy Long??? what you doin' here playa? Let me holla at you for a minute... Didn't you used to manage Ice Train????"

[R-iZZy]

Teddy Long: *writhes in pain from the Gore, then slowly gets up* Lemme holla atcha fo a minute, playa! Ice Train is not in my memory. It is simply an image that The Man put in my head to make me think of honkies! And why is that? Because I'm bl...

*RhYno Gores Teddy Long again*

RhYno: Tell Mack to take that! And I'm not Down with the Brown either!

[azure turtle]

*Azure snaps out of his daze and decides not to eat the brownies. Instead, he takes off his mask and cape to reveal an NBO t-shirt underneath*

Ha! Forget the brownies. Forget NWO Tech. It is time for a new era. A time for the New Blue Order.

*The Blue Meanie runs in and smacks Rhyno with a steel chair. He then sets him up for Azure*

Say hello to the blue man. :evilgrin:

*Azure executes a perfect super kick to Rhyno's jaw*

[Machias Banshee]

WHOOO!!!! Go Azure!!!

*puts on a NBO Shirt* :evilgrin:

*The crowd grows louder*

AZURE AZURE AZURE!!!!

[azure turtle]

*Azure and the Blue Meanie take turns bowing and posing for the crowd*

Blue Meanie: Gosh, I never got pops like this when I worked for the WWF...

Don't worry, bud. Stick with me, and you'll always get cheered. Or laughed at. Depends on the situation. :embarass:

[GK Punk]

*"You're Gonna Pay" Blasts from the PA system, as The Undertaker makes his way down the entry ramp on his motorcycle
he stops and orders the ref to open the cage door

'Taker makes his way right over to Azure and kicks him in the gut then executes The last Ride.

((Woah woah woah hold on a minute there.. if anyone is going to be dominating this torunament, it's The Big Dog, 'cause this is my yard!!))

[Leo656]

"Wolfpac in the House" blasts over the P.A. system. As the fans look to the curtain in anticipation, Kevin Nash, all seven feet of twisted steel and sex appeal, climbs out from under the ring and attacks the already beaten Azure. As the fans roar in approval (with the exception of Machias), Nash picks up Azure and drills him with the SuperShredder Sidewalk Slam. Then, his eyes take on a look of evil as a sinister smirk crosses his face. He picks up Azure's beaten carcass and drops him to the mat with the JackKnife Power Bomb as the fans "ooooh". Nash takes off his nWo shirt and drapes it over Azure's fallen body.

"GET SOME!"

He then looks up to see Undertaker's cold eyes locked on his. Neither says a word. Nash simply points to 'Taker and smiles as he steps over the ropes and heads to the back. 'Taker stands in the ring and watches as Nash walks back to the dressing room. Before stepping through the curtain, Nash turns back to the crowd and raises his arms overhead, giving the nWo hand signal...

[Kali]

*"Boos" as Azure gets beat on* Man, and it was just getting interesting.

Raph:*ahem*

*Kali looks over her shoulder at Raph while NT(Ninja Turtle)-Leonardo quickly vacates the seat next to her*

*innocent grin* Hi, sweetie! You missed the good part.

[R-iZZy]

*RhYno comes to and get out of the ring. He then gets a table and stands it up against the turnbuckle.*

*RhYno picks up Azure and picks him up in a spinebuster position. RhYno goes to the opposite corner, then runs full head of steam and just crashes Azure through the table, the wood exploding in pieces*

*Paul Heyman jumps through the crowd and yells*

Heyman: GORE!!! GORE!!! GORE!!!

*RhYno Gores Heyman as well*

[Leo656]

As Rhyno is walking up the ramp, he turns and walks into a surprise Big Boot from Nash. He stands over Rhyno's fallen body and does the nWo Crotch Chop, then pulls a mic from his back pocket. He looks towards the ring at Azure and points...

"Listen up, big man, it aint nothin' personal... just business. If you aint with us, you're against us. And if you aint runnin' with the wolves, then the pack is gonna tear you apart. But if you decide to change your mind and play for the winning team, then you get all the fringe benefits, one of which, as you can see, is protection."

((points at the fallen body of Rhyno))

"So now, it's up to you, Az. Do the right thing, start playing for the right team. Shouldn't be too hard, since you're such a 'switch-hitter' anyway..."

The crowd laughs as Nash's music plays and he cockily strides to the backstage area...

[R-iZZy]

*The camera cuts backstage, where Nash can be seen going to his locker room door, the nWo Tech sign hanging on the door. As Kevin Nash closes the door, the nWo Tech sign falls off only to show........... RhYno's sign!!!*

Voice: AAAAAAAAAAH!

*CRASH!!! Noises and beatings can be heard along with yells. Then, the door opens to find RhYno leave the locker room with a smile on his face, as he claps together his hands to brush them off. The cameraman goes inside the locker room to find Kevin Nash a heap on the floor.*

*The cameraman tries to find RhYno, be he is nowhere in sight...*

[That Matt Guy]

And then without warning, Lodi rushes in to help.

[azure turtle]

*Azure, completely demolished after experiencing almost everyone's finishing moves, lies motionless in the ring. The Blue Meanie tries to drag him back to the locker room.*

Mommy... Did I fall off the mango tree again? :dead:

Blue Meanie: Oh boy... I'm gonna need lots of aspirin.

[GK Punk]

((Undertaker sees Lodi running down the isle at him... when Lodi finally makes it in to the ring, he is greeted with a big kick to the head, followed by a chokeslam, old school and then the last ride... Under taker makes the cover for the 1 2 3))

Ref: "But... I made the count.. I still don't know what the rules are... did Undertaker win or was Lodi elimintated???"

((Undertaker helps azure up, just to hit him with the Tombstone pile driver))

[R-iZZy]

*RhYno slowly walks down the ramp and claps at Taker's display. He then points and out of nowhere, Raven appears in the ring and Evenflow DDT's Taker.*

Raven: *calls for a mic* You guys have been nothing more than pawns in our game of wits. Kings we are... inferior pieces you are! What your incompetent mental state fails to realize is that ECW is taking over! Screw your justice and your fame... what about me? WHAT ABOUT RAVEN???

RhYno: *has a mic in hand* The Extreme Effect is coming... and the Extreme Evolutionists are hear to bring it to you!!!

*RhYno comes down the ramp, as Raven picks Taker up. Raven whips Taker into the ropes, and RhYno lifts Taker up in a flapjack. Then, in a Dudley Death Drop (3D) sort of fashion, RhYno drops Taker as Raven does an Evenflow DDT at the same time... the trademark finishing move called the Extreme Effect!!!

*Both Raven and RhYno cross their arms in the air in an "X"*

[HorseTechie]

*nods to Kali, Raph, and NT-Leo* Popcorn?

[Machias Banshee]

*finally sit back in the stands with their buddies. Machi sits back against Mike, waving at NT-Leo, HT, Raph and Kali*

Hey guys...enjoying the show? :D