post some favorite quotes!

[Krangfan]

Post some of your favorite quotes from any version of TMNT! Here's some of mine:

TMNT movie one:
Mikey: "fight?"
Donny: "fight"
Mikey: "Kitchen?"
Donny: "kitchen"
Mikey: "yeah!"
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Leo: "Awesome!"
Mikey: "Richeous!"
Donny: "Bossanova!"
Mikey: "Bossanova?"
Donny: "Chevy Nova?"
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Leo: "Listen, Raph, about what I said before. You know, about not needing you and all."
Raph: "Leo, don't."
[They hug]
Donny: "It's a Kodak moment."
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Secret of the Ooze:
Donny: "This is easy."
Mikey: "Yeah, a little too easy."
Donny: "It's quiet."
Mikey: "Yeah, a little too quiet."
Donny: "Look! It's Raph!"
Mikey: "Yeah, a little too Raph."
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Leo: "First we must examine the ancient ritual of the uh..uh.. traditional pre-fight donut!"
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Shredder: "Go ahead. Attack me if you will. When it is over, you will call me master!"
Rahzar: "Ma..Mama."
Tokka: "Mama?"
Rahzar: [to Shredder] "Mama!!"
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Leo: "Take the ugly one!"
Raph: "No you take the ugly one!"
Donny: "I'll take the ugly one."
Mikey: "Which one's the ugly one?"
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Leo: "Yes master Splinter!"
Raph: [mimicking "Yes master Splinter!"
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Movie III:
Raph: "Did you just hear what he called me?!"
Leo: "Yeah, an ugly lump of dung!"
Donny: "Y'know Raph, in some countries dung is used as a fuel source"
Raph: [mimicking] "Dung is used as a fuel source"

[Krangfan]

here's another one:
Raph: "Leo, if you dragged us out here for nuthin'..."
Donny: "Don't worry, I came prepared!" [holds up marshmallows]
Leo: "Put those away!"

[Sparvid]

"You just made your last mistake, bug-eyes -- 'cuz nobody cuts up my best buddy an' gets away with it -- Nobody!"
Raphael, TMNT #4

-"Think you can fly it, Don?"
-"Umm... No prob, Leo! Just... Hmm... like a regular car... kinda..."
-"Oh yeah? When's the last time you drove a car?!"
TMNT #5

"It's over... the last four males of their species... the only four males of their species... just like... Omigod"
April, TMNT #28

"Mew? Mew my arse. Anybody got a brew?"
Raphael, TMNT #26

"In time, others will join us and we will become a force to be reckoned with. So just as every journey begins with a single step... we shall call ourselves The Foot."
Oshi, TMNT #47

Splinter: "I'm hungry... cold... in pain... and yet you torment me. You are death."
Rat King: "I am not, but I know death."
TMNT #55

Shredder Elite: "Y-you... you are the kappa... that killed my Master... Oroku Saki!"
Leonardo: "Yes."
Shredder Elite: "I am... duty bound... to slay you... to... avenge my Master..."
Raphael: "I think your avengin' days are over, pal."
Shredder Elite: "Perhaps... in the next life..."
Leonardo: "Perhaps."
TMNT #55

[TMNT571]

Donatello: I guess they're not lumberjacks!
Michaelangelo: No joke! The only thing safe in the forest would be the trees!

[Foot Soldiers broke in through windows.]
Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!


Donatello: You're a claustrophobic.
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy!

Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock.
Donatello: Too derivative.
Michaelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Donatello: Too cliché.
Michaelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
Donatello: I like it! Step up!

Casey Jones: New game, round-head. Cricket?
Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

April: Oh, Casey hi.
Casey Jones: Hi? I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy and all you can say is "Hi"?

Leonardo: Get it?
Donatello: Got it.
Leonardo: Good.
Michaelangelo: I don't get it


Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.
Michaelangelo: I'm Michaelangelo.
Donatello: Donatello.
Raphael: I'm Raphael!
Michaelangelo: All the good ones end in "O"!


Michaelangelo: Um, not to confuse science or anything, but couldn't you just call it 'the pink one'?

[Krangfan]

Here's another good one:
Casey Jones: [sarcastically]*before he turns on the garbage truck"Oops!"

:lol:

[Lone Wolf]

Yeah I LMAO at that Casey Jones one. Here's one, but I don't remember it perfectly so bear with me.

Splinter :The outside world cannot be our own.
Michelangelo: Not even Pizza?
Splinter: .... Pizza is OK.
:: Turtles sigh with relief ::
Michelangelo: Give a guy a heart attack!

And TMNT III sucked (well II did also if you asked me), but it had one memorable line. After April goes back in time, Mike says to the soldier that takes her place (who switched clothing with her as well):

Michelangelo: Wow. So how did you get into April's pants?

[Krangfan]

LOL! Yeah!

I like that one from TMNT II you posted, but I think it went more like this (I love that movie!)

Splinter: "Their world can never be ours"
Mikey: "Not even pizza?!"
Splinter: "Pizza's ok!"
All: "Phew!"

[Maniax_God]

TV: ...Snow White and the Seven Samuri....starring....
*shredders face appears on the screen*
Raph: I didnt know Shredder was in this movie!
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Don: He's closterphobic...
Casey: You wanna punch in the mouth! Ive never even LOOKED at another guy that way...

[Karpo_007]

"I am here.. Come face your doom! Foot join me!"

Shredder TMNT #1

[Anarchistguy]

Here's one I like:
The class is Pain 101 and I'm your instructor Casey Jones.

[Sparvid]

And TMNT III sucked (well II did also if you asked me), but it had one memorable line. After April goes back in time, Mike says to the soldier that takes her place (who switched clothing with her as well):

Michelangelo: Wow. So how did you get into April's pants?:o

[Reznorite420]

Shedder: And now, Krang, for your viewing pleasure, you shall witness the final agonizing moments of the turtles' demise!
Krang: Splendid! Let the show begin! If I had hands, they'd be sweating in anticipation!
Donatello: Can't we discuss this like human beings?
Raphael: Nice try, Donatello.

Shredder: That's quite a brain you've got, Krang!
Krang: Of course it is. It's ALL I've got! *growl*

Rocksteady: Awwww, man! That's all we ever do, is go up and down, up and down!
Krang: [to himself] It sounds like the perfect assignment for a couple of yo-yos....I made a funny!

Shredder: Will you 2 imbecilic buffoons stop pestering me??? This is delicate work!
Rocksteady: He called us imbecilic buffoons! *snort snort*
Bebop: Yeah, and you thought he didn't like us!

Shredder: Then you shall have the robot! I VOW it!
Krang: Cross your heart and hope to die?
Shredder: What heart?
Krang: Shredder, you're my type of guy! *chuckle*

Bebop: I wonder why the delivery guy stopped here.
Rocksteady: Maybe he was visiting his mommy.
Bebop: I wish I could visit my mommy.
Rocksteady: Why don't ya?
Bebop: Oh I try, but every time she sees me she runs away screaming.

Splinter: Careful, my students! You're dealing with a deadly machine!
Raphael: That doesn't scare us!
Metalhead: I am Metalhead. I crush...TURTLES! [laser gun points out]
Raphael: Now THAT, scares us!

Rocksteady: We like turtles!
Michelangelo: Whew! That's a relief!
Bebop: Yeah, we like you for lunch! [pulls blasters out]

Michelangelo: You think they want to mix it up with us?
Donatello: If they do, I don't like the odds!
Raphael: Yeah, we were trying to fight people, not can openers!

Donatello: Quick! Boil some water!
Raphael: We're not delivering a baby, dimbo!
Donatello: I heard it in a movie.

Leonardo: Hey, it's April's wallet!
Raphael: And over there!
Donatello: April's press pass!
Raphael: Yeah, I'd know that wad of used chewing gum anywhere!

Donatello: What is it, Raphael? A threatening note?
Raphael: Worse than that...it's the check!

Bebop: What took you so long?
Roadkill Rodney: The Shredder wants to have a little talk with you.
Rocksteady: Uhh, you couldn't maybe put us back in that cage there, could you?

Raphael: Now you boys have fun together, and we'll come back to check on you...in about 10 years!

[Knuckles]

Shredder: Why don't you jettison your android body? That would give us more room.
Krang: Why don't you jettison your head? It's the most useless object in here!
--"The Foot Soldiers are Revolting"

Thief: What the hell was that?
Casey Jones: (leaps out)Now that was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes, and this is, uh, the penalty! (slaps kids across faces with hockey stick) Two minutes for slashing, two minutes for hooking, and let's not forget my personal favorite--two minutes for high-sticking.
--TMNT movie

Splinter: Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be--(Shredder throws knife, Splinter catches it, Shredder falls into garbage truck)...without honor.
--TMNT movie

Shredder: Your hairy little friend knows me as Oroku Saki. But you may call me...The Shredder.
Raphael: A kitchen utensil?
Shredder: You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honorable Foot Clan.
Leonardo: And why should we want to do that?
Shredder: Because it was I who made you what you are today. If not for me, Hamato Yoshi would never have left Japan. I followed him to this country, where I gained my advanced technology--including my rare, experimental mutagen. It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form--you owe everything to me! Don't deny your destiny...join me.
Raphael: Does the phrase, "Go suck a lemon," hold any meaning for you?
--"Enter The Shredder"

Michelangelo: Uh-oh--it's that retro-muto-thingamabob!
Donatello: He's gonna use it to turn us back into ordinary turtles!
Raphael: Well gang, it looks like it's back to the old petshop for us!
Shredder: Far from it...tonight I dine on turtle soup!
--"Shredder & Splintered"

[Jephael]

From the episode Adventures in Turtle-Sitting:

(Right after Mike has zapped his brothers with Don's new machine)
DONATELLO: "You've bombarded us with the revivafying ray! Do you realize what this means?!"
RAPHAEL: "If it has something do do with turning yellow and waiting to be peeled, I don't think I wanna know."
MICHAELANGELO: "Chill, Raphael! You're not food, you're a turtle!"
DONATELLO: "Yeah, that's the trouble. Who knows what effect it might have on our reptilian bodies!"
LEO, DON + RAPH: ::gulp::

(two scenes later, the three turtles become shorter)\

RAPHAEL: "What's going on?" (voice gows high pitched) "Look at me, I'm shrinking."
LEONARDO: "Me top, and listen to my voice! I sound just like a... little turtle!"
DONATELLO: (also with high pitched voice) "This all your fault, Michaelangelo! I warned you not to touch that Revivafier, and now we're getting younger and younger!"
MICHAELANGELO: "I said I was sorry! WHat do you want, a letter of apology?"
DONATELLO: "Alot of good that'll do! We can't even read yet!"
LEONARDO: "Yeah, ya big bully! I'm gonna tell Master Splinter on you!"
RAPHAEL: "I don't wanna be little!" :tcry:
MICHAELANGELO: "Kids, there's just no pleasing em!"

[Krangfan]

(From "Shredder's mom")
Krang: "Now there's a person I could get to like, if I liked anyone!"

(From "Shredderville")
Krang: "Wait! You didn't fix my TV. I won't be able to watch my soaps, oh what will I do?!"

(From "Mutagen Monster")
Krang: "And don't even think of turning against me, my remote is stronger, it can control the TV, VCR, and microwave!" (or something like that)

[XERO]

Raph: "It sure is hot in here." (Looks to see that he and Leonardo wrapped in pizza toppings and headed straight for the oven!) "No wonder! We're about to become today's hot-plate special!"

Leo: "What a to go! We'll probably get eaten, by Shredder!"

Raph: "Or worst yet...MICHELANGELO!!!"


Don: "Are you guys okay?!"

Raph: "We're fine. Who doesn't enjoy being wrapped in melted mozzarella?"-from Cowabunga, Shredhead

[Reznorite420]

Shredder: Why don't you jettison your android body? That would give us more room.
Krang: Why don't you jettison your head? It's the most useless object in here!
--"The Foot Soldiers are Revolting"I was thinking about sending in that clip, then you beat me to it..... :evil:

[Reznorite420]

Shredder: We're surrounded! Trapped like rats!
Rat King: Now just a moment! I resent that remark!

April: But, you're not the one who grabbed me...
Baxter: No my dear! It was I, Baxter, the fly!
Leonardo: Baxter!
Donatello: The Fly!
Raphael: These old subway tunnels always have such a great echo...

Donatello: Hear that? We're getting close.
Raphael: Well if it really is the Technodrome, what are we gonna do? Tell it to stop?
Leonardo: We've got to get inside somehow and shut it down, before it reachers the surface of the earth!
Raphael: [talking to the audience] Still think YOU'D like to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Rex 1: If they are your friends, they are my friends. [drops Donatello on the floor]
Donatello: I'd hate to see how he treats an enemy!

Human Rocksteady: Um, you sure this is gonna give us all them, uh, powers you promised us, man?
Shredder: Absolutely! Of course, you may have a little trouble getting a date on Saturday night...

Krang: Now wretched reptiles, you shall soon face...THE WRATH OF KRANG!!!!!
Michelangelo: Wasn't that the name of a movie?
Leonardo: I don't believe I saw it.

Shredder: While those turtles are searching abandoned warehouses and roach-infested tenements, I'll be luxurating here!
Krang: *growl* And just HOW are you paying for all this?
Shredder: I borrowed your Alien Express Card! I never leave the Technodrome without it!

Michelangelo: Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie...
Irma: No...biggie????? WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (crying)
Raphael: Nice going, Michelangelo! You and your big mouth!
Irma: Big....mouth????? WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (crying)

Shredder: Just what the world needs, a 6-foot-tall brain!
Krang: Wrong, my dear Shredder! I plan to use the enlarging ray on you!
Shredder: Me? Why are you being so generous? I thought you hated me..
Krang: I DOOOOO! There's always the possibility it might malfunction! *chuckles*

Shredder: Here, Krang! The Lidium 90!
Krang: GIVE IT HERE! GIMME GIMME GIMME! [L 90 begins flashing] Uh, what's going on?
Shredder: I don't know, but I'm not waiting to find out!
[big explosion]
Krang: Shredder, you imbecile! I could've been blown to bits!
Shredder: So SUE me!
(this is especially funny if you watched a scene in this episode that happened before)

[Nickokapo]

Shredder: Here, Krang! The Lidium 90!
Krang: GIVE IT HERE! GIMME GIMME GIMME! [L 90 begins flashing] Uh, what's going on?
Shredder: I don't know, but I'm not waiting to find out!
[big explosion]
Krang: Shredder, you imbecile! I could've been blown to bits!
Shredder: So SUE me!
(this is especially funny if you watched a scene in this episode that happened before)
:lol: i love that quote, specially because of krang's voice actor...ummmm...i dont have any tmnt quotes except for this one that i found in thetechnodrome.com's sound clip section and found pretty funny

Shredder: Come in krang!
Shredder: Krang, are you there?
Krang: Yeah, where else would i be?Out nightclubbing?
Krang: I'M TRAPPED (?) BENEATH THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH!!

[Knuckles]

Shredder: Why don't you jettison your android body? That would give us more room.
Krang: Why don't you jettison your head? It's the most useless object in here!
--"The Foot Soldiers are Revolting"I was thinking about sending in that clip, then you beat me to it..... :evil:

Hehe--sorry. :wink: But glad to knows someone else likes that quote. :)

[Reznorite420]

Shredder: [to Bebop] I give you 2 a simple assignment, and you can't even carry it out correctly!
Bebop: Uh, wait! Something terrible happened!
Krang: What? You lost Rocksteady?
Bebop: Uh, yeah, that also.
Shredder: That ALSO? What else went wrong?
Bebop: We didn't catch a single fish!
[shredder grunts and slaps his forehead in annoyance]

King: By the way, your turtle costumes won first prize.
Donatello: Yeah, I guess they are kind of original.
King: Oh, oh no, not for originality, for ridiculousness!

Shredder: Krang, you're nothing but a throbbing, pulsating brain! Why not leave the messy details of conquering the world to me?

Michelangelo: As you can see, the hat is empty.
Raphael: Like your head!
[laughter]
Donatello: Oh not true! That head's got some brains...only they're not Michelangelo's!

Shredder: "Your guide to the 1964 World's Fair"....Have you completely taken leave of your senses Krang????????

Raphael: Donatello, while you're doodling, the entire planet is turning into a giant snow-cone! East is THAT way! [points behind him]
Donatello: [to himself] ...then calculate the denominator! [to the rest] I got it! East is THAT way! [points the same direction Raph was pointing]
Raphael: [annoyed yell to himself, holding it in]

Shredder: Rocksteady! Bebop! Get over here!
Rocksteady: Hey! We ain't your slaves, you know!
Shredder: Oh you're not, eh? [begins throwing stuff at B&R]
Rocksteady: Oh,where's that Abe Lincoln guy when you need him?

Shredder: The entire planet will be turned into a deep freeze that will make the Ice Age seem like a Turkish bath! BWAHAHAHA!
Krang: Whoo, you have a way with words, Shredder.
Shredder: [sheepishly] Um, actually I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conquerer was my second choice

[Nickokapo]

Shredder: The entire planet will be turned into a deep freeze that will make the Ice Age seem like a Turkish bath! BWAHAHAHA!
Krang: Whoo, you have a way with words, Shredder.
Shredder: [sheepishly] Um, actually I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conquerer was my second choice
:lol:
I also liked that 'jettison' quote, it's one of my fave :goofygri: