Ninja Crime on the rise in Pittsburgh?

[oldmanwinters]

Well, this reminds me of something:
http://io9.com/#!5795853/ninja-crime-is-on-the-rise-in-pittsburgh

Marcie Cipriani fills in for April O'Neil.
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So what have we learned? Surveillance cameras and hand guns trump Ninja skills and ancient swords any day.

[Jester]

"But the most disturbing silence is that coming from city hall. Marcie Cipriani, Channel 4 Action News."

Wait, he was caught on camera and smashed into the railing and fell down the steps??...sucky ninja!

"NINJA...Clumsily retreat!!"

[Donnie]

Wait, he was caught on camera and smashed into the railing and fell down the steps??...sucky ninja!

"NINJA...Clumsily retreat!!"

Yeah, really! There will be no vanishing for this guy...wow that one was corny. Either way, the resemblance of this strange occurrence to TMNT is uncanny!

[Jester]

Professor: These incisions could only have been made with a samurai sword. And look at this rope. This could only be the work of ninjas, the ancient band of Japanese warriors.
April: And how can you tell that from the rope, Professor?
Professor: Well look for yourself, its made in Japan!

[oldmanwinters]

"But the most disturbing silence is that coming from city hall. Marcie Cipriani, Channel 4 Action News."

Wait, he was caught on camera and smashed into the railing and fell down the steps??...sucky ninja!

"NINJA...Clumsily retreat!!"

I wonder if Chief of Police Nathan Harper has a statement?:lol:

Perhaps executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme?

[Jester]

I think I have that right here:
We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.

EDIT: And I need to learn to read.

[oldmanwinters]

I think I have that right here:


EDIT: And I need to learn to read.

lol, I added that quote in a few minutes after my original post, so it might have been easy to miss.

I think we should just stick to asking questions and not put words into the Chief's mouth. After all, who are we to tell him how to do his job? :tlol:

[Jester]

lol, I added that quote in a few minutes after my original post, so it might have been easy to miss.

I think we should just stick to asking questions and not put words into the Chief's mouth. After all, who are we to tell him how to do his job? :tlol:
Indeed, but I have to wonder about the ninjas, you know, a thousand year old clan of assassins, is it possible they’re in the city? Maybe we should stake out Technology Central to answer that question, because it may be the next target of this mysterious burglar.

[Fugitoid Jones]

If they're looking for his hideout, they should check out the old abandonded warehouse over on East Lairdman island. You'll find your answers there.

[Jester]

Well played Fugie.

[Kendamu]

I read about this somewhat recently. As a TMNT fan and as someone knowledgeable in historical Ninjutsu, it makes me laugh on more than one level.

Considering his blunders, he must be studying the sbridged book of Ninja fighting.

[oldmanwinters]

More evidence of an organized ninja clan terrorizing the Pittsburgh area:

From the Youtube Channel:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwMOBM5xfU

Have pity on the city; man, it's in trouble.

[Jester]

Man, you guys have used all the good ninja puns!

Those women are....dumb...yeah!

Ninja Pizza...pizza that vanish quickly without trace? Nah....

Then again swiping lottery tickets and cigarettes sounds like a Foot clan crime...I mean they knocked over soda machines and stole peoples ice cream. And before I miss the obvious: Stole cigarettes..."Regular or Menthol!" YES!!! GOT IT!

[Kendamu]

So, hey, I have three spare bandanas and some Japanese weapons if anyone's hungry for pizza and wants to fight clumsy ninjas.

[Candy Kappa]

So, hey, I have three spare bandanas and some Japanese weapons if anyone's hungry for pizza and wants to fight clumsy ninjas.

you pay the plane ticket? :p

[Kendamu]

No. You're gonna have to stow away and use a hang glider ala 2k7.

[Jester]

Will I have to take any ninja tests? Like having 15 seconds to remove as many bells as I can from a dummy with out making a sound?

[Donnie]

I'm in! :lol:

[oldmanwinters]

So, hey, I have three spare bandanas and some Japanese weapons if anyone's hungry for pizza and wants to fight clumsy ninjas.

you pay the plane ticket? :p

Will I have to take any ninja tests? Like having 15 seconds to remove as many bells as I can from a dummy with out making a sound?

I'm in! :lol:

Ya'll better be careful, Chief of Police Nathan Harper might be searching the net for possible leads on potential suspects. heheh

But, I guess, "anything you wanna do, do it."

[VaughnMichael]

I've got it under control!
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[Jester]

But Winters our plan is simple. Here is our mantra:
Now the villain is chillin' so we'll make a stand
Back to the wall put our swords in your hands
Remember the words of our teacher our master
Evil moves fast but good moves faster
Than light
Shining from your illumination
Good versus Evil equals confrontation
So when you´re in trouble don´t give in and go sour
Try to rely on our
Turtle Power

[Fugitoid Jones]

But what if the amount of ninjas in pittsburgh rises to the point where ninjas begin opening up their own businesses? Next thing you'll know, you'll see a Ninja Shoe Store, Ninja Dry Cleaner, Ninja Pizza...

[Jester]

But what if the amount of ninjas in pittsburgh rises to the point where ninjas begin opening up their own businesses? Next thing you'll know, you'll see a Ninja Shoe Store, Ninja Dry Cleaner, Ninja Pizza...
Ninja Dentist....ouch!

[mysterycolor]

To think I have lived in Pittsburgh my entire life and never once ran into a ninja...some people have all the luck.

[mysterycolor]

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/regional/fayette/s_737074.html

Follow up to some of the ninja-activity in PA :tgrin:

[oldmanwinters]

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/regional/fayette/s_737074.html

Follow up to some of the ninja-activity in PA :tgrin:

Dangit, that cop's Youtube spoof is listed as "Private!"

This publicity probably won't bode well for his future employment on the force though.

Perhaps he'll adopt the mantle of "Nobody" and fight crime both on and off the record?

[Jester]

Perhaps the ninja crime wave is a wash out...

[mysterycolor]

when I saw this yesterday all I could think was "What a dope!"...I mean sure, it is fun to laugh at the wanna-be foot soldiers, but if you are involved with the legal system at all...maybe keep the jokes a little less public lol