Paintball Arena

[Kali]

*walks in wearing camo pants and shirt over a black tank top, carrying a silver paintball gun with red details*
Okay, here are the rules. You must be wearing proper protection and clothing. That means goggles and face protection for everyone. You must specify a color before starting, and you may not change colors. No hitting outside the thread.

That said. *lowers face mask* Let's play! BTW, I'm red.

[Saisei]

Heheheh...this should be fun. I'm taking blue! *Refixes a black bandana and goggles around her head before caulking a paintball gun of the same color with blue flames painted on the sides*

Well, lets get this party started!

[azure turtle]

*walks in with full ninja and paintball gear*
Aw man, I was gonna take blue!! Well, since I can't have blue, I'll be using orange...heh heh heh.
*stands in the corner waiting for the others to show up*

[Machias Banshee]

Ooh! Fun! I'll be Teal!
Same as my skin color.. :wink:

*changes into black jeans, dark blue camo tank (with Mike's writing all over it), and brandishes her black paintgun with Japanese Kanjis that read: "Beware the wrath of the ravishing reptile!"

[Kali]

*creeps through the "woods", looking for her prey. Her camo blending her perfectly into the background as she moves with ninja stealth.*

[Machias Banshee]

*sneaks to the tall grasses, keeping an eye out for any predators before continuing her hunt through the forums.*

[Saisei]

*uses a leaning tree trunk as a passageway onto another tree it leaned into. She surveys the terrain below her high perch, using her completely black outfit to blend into the dark shadows cast by the leaves.*

[Kali]

*using a tree for cover, she quickly aims and fires at Machias before ducking back behind the tree*

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias hears a wistling and turns, throwing up a TK shield. She looks around, and quickly ups and runs to the pyramids not too far away.*

~Dang, they hide in trees, do they? Well, its time to put my mind powers to use...~

[Kali]

Grrrr.... *climbs up the tree to see where her prey went* Ahh, towards the pyramids. *moves from tree to tree until she reaches the edge, then jumps down and rolls behind a rock*

[Machias Banshee]

*machias hones in on her aura sensing capabilities. She senses someone approaching and goes down to investigate. She sees an aura up in a tree and starts firing.*

~Yes, i got someone!!! woohoo!~

* A verry teal and Ticked off Squirrel glares at Machias before scurrying away*

~Oops. Darn...~

*she continues her saura search, sensing a presence. She slowly lowers herself to the lebvle of the grass, and aims at something behind a rock.*

[Kali]

*hears Machias' gun go off and knows that her opponent is close. She moves down lower behind the rock when she gets an odd sensation* She's using her powers, Well, two can play at that. *slowly peers around the edge of the rock*

[Machias Banshee]

(ooh, play dirty now, eh? Okay...)

*Machias sends out a shiver of energy, disrupting the energy waves around her. She leapt up into a tree and slinked through the branches, looking about for victims...*

[Kali]

*kneels down as the energy wave moves through her* Damn, that's gonna bring my Vertigo back something fierce. I guess the gloves are off. *phases into the rock, then down into the ground to travel*

[Saisei]

*Sensing someone in the surrounding area, Sai foccuses on the brances around her, crouching low near the limb. A faint rustling catches her attention and she quickly aims her gun in it's direction*

~You want me, come and get me...~

[Machias Banshee]

(The others are going to think we're insane. Oh wait, they already do...)

*Machias spreads out her sensors, and frowns. She feels energy coming from the ground, but NO one can get into the ground unless there's tunnels or something.*

~Oh wait! Kali might be using her Q-typie powers...Ooh, this is not gonna be easy.~

*She keeps track of the energy, and follows slowly from behind.*

[azure turtle]

*pouts while sitting in the shade of a pyramid*
I can't find anyone....bummer.
*starts building a sand castle*

[Kali]

*Kali stops. She can tell that Machias is following her. Of course, she also knows that Machias must also be able to track her energy as well. She points herself in the direction of Machias and quickly phases up, firing at Machias while still halfway underground*

[Machias Banshee]

Ack!!!
*Machias leaps upward, firing down at the torso sticking up out of the ground.*

[Saisei]

*Decides to start patroling the tree-tops and notices Azure, intently building a sand castle below. An evil grin crosses her face as she fires*



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Even if the voices aren't real, they do have some good ideas...

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[azure turtle]

*puts the finishing touches to his rendition of Buckingham Palace*
OoOoOo.....a masterpiece!
*gets up and does the happy dance*

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias realizes that she's got more ammo coming at her and quickly puts up her TK shields. She then somersaults, shooting ammo in both directions before fleeing to the caves.*

[azure turtle]

*continues dancing when suddenly...*
&lt;SPLAT!>
Owie!!
*rubs the back of his head and looks at his hand*
What's this blue stuff...?! Egads! My skin's falling off!
*runs around in panic*

[Kali]

*phases down and back up through Azure's sandcastle* You know, you are going to lose if you keep going at this rate. *aims and fires at the panicking turtle*

[Saisei]

*Can't help bursting out laughing as she sees Azure's reaction to the hit. Quickly pulls herself together and moves further into the trees, hopping not to have drawn too much attention to herself*

[azure turtle]

*gets pelted in the face by Kali*
Grrrr.....those paintball thingies hurt!!
*wipes away the paint from his goggles and sees his sand castle destroyed*
NOOO!! My creation! I was supposed to save the Queen!
*starts firing at Kali in a fit of anger*

[Kali]

~See, that's why I told you all to wear gear.~

ACK! *falls backwards to avoid the balls. Then rolls away and becomes invisible*

[Machias Banshee]

*sees the chaos and races towards Kali and Azure, firing wildly, turning the sandcastle into swiss cheese.*

[azure turtle]

Nooo! My masterpiece!!
*ducks away as Machias opens fire*
Grrr....I'll get even with you meanies!!
*returns fire at Machias*

[Saisei]

*Uses the opportunity to leap down behind Machias and pull the trigger, quickly rolling to avoid any returned ammo*

[Kali]

*becomes visible once she's among the trees again. She felt safer here, where she could hide without using her powers. If she buried her energy, Machias wouldn't be able to track her, but she'd be left doing things the old fashioned way*

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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

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[Machias Banshee]

*Machias rounded on saisei, firing her paintballs. They started to ricochet, flying off in radical directions.*

[azure turtle]

*is not amused :neutral: *
Ack!
*hides behind a pyramid, reloading on his orange paintballs*
Such bullies!! I'll show them...no one destroys my palace without paying the price!
*runs out in the open firing in all directions*

[Saisei]

*Is caught in the middle of the line of fire, and hit once or twice before she is able to Jump and grab for a low-hanging tree branch and hoist herself up. Starts a shooting randomly across the open where Machias and Azure are running*

[azure turtle]

*gets hit with various colored paintballs*
Ow! Ouch!
*withdraws into his shell*
Aw shucks...caught in the line of fire. I need to think of an escape plan...

[Machias Banshee]

*leaps to the cliffs, perching and watching. She attaches her sniper bit onto her gun and starts watching the world through her target lense, zeroing in on Azure and popping some balls into his headhole (your head's in your shell, right?)*

[azure turtle]

((Aww man, you discovered a way to hit me while I'm in my shell!!))

*gets pelted in the face*
Argh!! I need to get outta here!
*pops back out and runs towards a patch of palm trees*

[Machias Banshee]

*With an evil grin, she pops him one last time on the tail and moves her crosswires to another target: saisei.*

~hehehe, I am evil!~

[azure turtle]

(( You ARE evil! :eek: ))

*runs around like a headless chicken*
My tail!! My precious tail!! Oh the pain, the pain!
*ducks behind a palm tree*
Ow ow ow!
*wonders if he can blow on it....nah :wink: *

[Machias Banshee]

~ :lol: ~

*would like to see Azure try to blow his tail again...*
*flees bappage*

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Kali]

*appears just behind Azure* Ooh, need some help there, Azure?

[Machias Banshee]

*sees Kali trying to blow Azure's tail, and starts to laugh, while trying to aim correctly at the same time.*

[azure turtle]

No thank you!!
*gets up and runs away from Kali*

[Machias Banshee]

*she manages to calm herself down again, and starts firing at kali, letting Azure get a break from his balling*

[Kali]

LOL! Whoa! *ducks behind the palm tree and fires at Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

~That sounds a LOT worse than i intended!~

*Machias ducked and continued to shoot.*

[azure turtle]

*trips and falls face first, in the sand*
This just isn't my day. :sad:
*gets up, spits sand out of his mouth, and reloads his gun*
No one shall be safe from the wrath of Azure!
*pauses*
Ooh, that's catchy! An azure wrath...Gotta remember that one.
*runs out from behind a pyramid and sees Machias on her perch. He grins evily before firing*

[Kali]

~Okay, I'm ducking out. Night!~

[azure turtle]

(( Okay, 'night, Kali!! See ya later! ))

[Machias Banshee]

later Kali!

*Machias senses impending doom, and arms one of her esploding pint-filled mangoes. Sending out another energy wave, she located some energy and through the explosive paint-filled fruit, wondering who was going to get nailed.*

[azure turtle]

*sees something fly out of Machias's hands, and watches in amazement as a mango approaches him*
Oh! A mango! I love mangoes!
*attempts to catch the mango, but it explodes on impact. Azure stands still, the upper half of his body blackened by the explosion ala Looney Tunes*
Oh my...now that really hurt...
*falls over*
:dead:

[Machias Banshee]

*Sees Azure get blackened and tealed by the explosion and snickers. goes down to investigate the now multicolored Azure*

[azure turtle]

(( Aww phooie. I gotta get going. It's been a while since we've all done "rapid" posting...or a paintball war, for that matter. :wink: Ah well. See you all tomorrow! ))

[Machias Banshee]

Bye Azure! Make sure you clean all that paint out of your shell, so we can blast it again tomorrow! :evilgrin: ~

[SeaThreePeeO]

*runs in puffing, still ajusting her painball gear. Dressed in full combats*

Hey wait for me! *Runs around brandishing her pump action paintball gun*

Dang! Where'd everyone go? Oh well. *lies in wait ready to Day Glow Pink the first person to enter*

[azure turtle]

*walks back in and sees Nun pouting in the corner*
:evilgrin: Prepare to be painted orange!!
*fires away at Nun*

[Machias Banshee]

*Sees Azure advancing towards Nun, and sends off a mental message to her.*

~Day glow blue boy! He's coming at ya!~

*She then aims in the direction of both of them so she can give them a fresh coat of paint.*

~Man, where's that wax when you want it?! :evilgrin: ~

[Kali]

*sneaks up and fires on Machias while's she's distracted by Azure and Nun*

[Machias Banshee]

*tries to dodge balls, leaps over the edge and throws a paint mango at Kali*

Ack, my tail! Im bleeding, Im bleeding!

[Kali]

*rolls to the side but gets splattered when the mango hits the ground* Grrr... *phases into a tree*

[Machias Banshee]

*Looks around for the newly tealed Kali, and senses her nearby. She sends out a mental shockwave, and aims toward the tree.*

[Kali]

Arg! *falls out of the tree* Dang! *fires at Machias as she tries to get up*

[SeaThreePeeO]

AMBUSH! *Runs round in circles*

*remembers the gun in her hand, pumps it and hides behind a mahossive rock*

[Machias Banshee]

*tries to duck firing, but gets paint speckles all over her*

Great, now my tail has five colors now!

*Throws exploding paint-filled mangoes and dives into the river.*

[Kali]

*phases into the ground and hides for awhile*

[SeaThreePeeO]

*peeks out from behind the rock ready to fire at anything that moves*



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[Machias Banshee]

*swims slowly at the water's surface like a crocodile, her coloring matching the color of the water.*

[SeaThreePeeO]

22:00pm e gads! *Runs off to update fics*

I'll see you all tomorrow!

Toodle Pip!

[Machias Banshee]

bye! We're gonna check out your updates! They better be up soon! :wink:

[Kali]

*waits for Azure to show up so she can blast him for what he wrote in the UM forums*

[Machias Banshee]

~what he do? want an exploding mango?~

[Kali]

~No thanks, I wanna do this my way. As for what he said:
http://www.undermanhattan.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=228~

~Not really mad, but he needs to be bapped.~

[Machias Banshee]

OMG, that was strange.....

[Kali]

~LOL! The strangest part is, I could probably point her to the pictures, depending on how "sensual" she wants them.~

*fires at Machias while she's distracted*

[SeaThreePeeO]

*Walks in waving a white flag*

Hmmmmm UM Forum. I haven't been there for a while. I sense a come back. Trouble is too many Forums not enougth time.

*Runs like the wind*

[azure turtle]

*rises from the ashes*
Hi! I guess Kali read my comments...
*sees an angry Kali*
Eh heh heh heh....y'know what's scarier than an angry Kali? The fact that the person who posted that might not be a "she" after all...check out the user's profile. :eek:

[Machias Banshee]

*like the SNL church lady*

Well isnt that special...

*sees Kali firing*
Ack!!!
*Ducks, shoots Azure from the water, and flings a paint mango at him. Then she dives uder, and swims to anothe part of the shore.*

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[azure turtle]

*falls over from the impact of the mango*
Curses...and I just finished bathing!!
*wipes the paint off his goggles and starts firing wildly*

[HorseTechie]

[paint color: purple ]

*HT gets knocked out of the tree with a few orange splats* Ack! I've been hit...

*pulls down goGgles and gets psyched*

Rrrrryyyyyaaaaa! *HT runs after Azure, Machias, and Kali while rapid firing.*

(gah.. I hate goofy typos)

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"I have a headache this big, and it has Donatello written all over it!"

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[coolmike1586]

~Walks through the door, and people see Casey Jones standing there~

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias sees Casey standing in the middle of the clearing and starts showering him with paint-filled mangoes and gunfire.*

[coolmike1586]

~Casey holding his tongue out of his mouth in disgust and sour taste realizes who shot him, runs and ducks behind a wall and loads his hockey puck gun~

Casey: OH MACHIAS! BAMMMM!

~shoots Machias with hockey pucks~

[Machias Banshee]

:eek: Its supposed to be PAINTball!!!

*puts up a TK shield and starts deflecting them back at him*

[HorseTechie]

*a sleek metallic horse materalizes and HT gets on* Whooo-hoo, tally ho!!

*Gallops while firing at Casey*

(What's the color of your paintballs, Coolmike?)

[Machias Banshee]

*sees HT approaching and starts firing Mangoes at her as well*

[coolmike1586]

(CRAP, i have to change my pucks to paintballs..i will take poop brown!)

CM:hey hey...... wait wait (gets pelted with his own puck in the shoulder) OWWWWIIIEEEE!!!!!

[coolmike1586]

(sorry i fergot to fire last time) :grin:

~fires paintballs and Machias while she is shooting them at HT, sticks tongue out~

CM:HA HA

[Machias Banshee]

Hope they dont leave a stain!!!

*continues firing paintballs everywhere*

[coolmike1586]

~wipes one paintball across the shell of Machias~

smell that :lol:

[HorseTechie]

*comes to a screching halt, fires paintballs at Machias then spins gun to spin a few at Casey* :evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

HA! I dont have a shell!!!! That's grossss!!!!!!
*jumps away just in time and dives into the river again*

[Saisei]

((hmm...I don't think Machias has a shell...))

Creeps up behind a rock, Casey in view, and fires.

[coolmike1586]

u do now! :grin: the color fits perfect! ~gets pelted HT~ uh uh uh lady *shakes finger* that aint nice! ~fires at HT

[Machias Banshee]

*joins Mike in firing at HT*

watch your back dude!

*fires paint mangoes at saisei*

[coolmike1586]

*jumps out of the way*

YEA!!!!!

High five *five*

Thanks and continues to fire at HT and then a couple of rounds at Saisei!

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe....

WE ARE INVINCIBLE!!!

*suddenly sees them surrounded by angry paintballers*

uhoh...

[coolmike1586]

momma! CRAP run to the right..no the left....no wait! a sewer! ~jumps down the sewer and waits for Machias to join him and then closes the lid quick and locks it~

[Saisei]

AACK! *A mango sized blob of paint scores its hit, right in the center of Sai's face.*

You're so gonna pay for that!

*Smearing the paint off of her goggles, she changes her ammunition to bazooka fire and runs straight into the action, sending hundreds of miniature paintballs rapidly flying in Machias' direction*

[HorseTechie]

ohh shyyy... *CyberBlue rears up in time to take most of the paintballs for HT*

Ooo... a welcome round for you, Saisei! *HT tries to splatter her purple*

[coolmike1586]

follow me we will come out right behind them and fire at them!

[Machias Banshee]

Theyre gonna drop paint balloons down on or something!!!

And DONT say, " What's the worst that could happen?"!!!

[coolmike1586]

ah what is the worse that could happen......................opppsss

[Machias Banshee]

*slaps her forehead*

*sees saisei approach*

Oh jeezum!!!

[Saisei]

*Quickly rolls to the ground, avoiding the main spray of purple paint, but still managing to add to the somewhat rainbow color of her once black outfit*

[HorseTechie]

(I am sooo behind!)

Cyber blue snorts, and charges at the Machies and Casey Jones team, HT reloads to get ready to fire.

[coolmike1586]

*waits for Machias's slap*

come on slpa me..come on...ah *stands up straight* i knew u wouldnt do it

*WHAP!!!!!!!*

OOOOPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! that hurt

[Machias Banshee]

huh?! *sees HT charging*
ah Shoot! Run!!!!! Not necessarily in that order!!!

[HorseTechie]

BWaahhahaha!

Ackk....! *cyberblue disapears* Hey, come back here...

(I gotta go to bed - laterz!)

[coolmike1586]

BYE HT! (looks to Machias) :grin: hello! ~fires at Machias and runs~

[Machias Banshee]

g'knight!
*fires at bad pun critters*

[coolmike1586]

jumps behind a wall again and watches for Saisei and Machias~

[Machias Banshee]

You lil' sneak! I OUGHTA give you a good smack for that! Get over here, you lil' troublemaker!

*starts firing at Mike*

[Saisei]

*Saisei decided to head back to her more familiar territory, the treetops. From her elevated view, she notices Casey attempting to hide and pulls the trigger, snickering*

[coolmike1586]

~gets pelted right in the groin~

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOshun of a.........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dat stings

~flips over quick and fires back at the tree tops~

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:

thatta saisei!

*Using her raptor skills, she jumps over the wall and grabs mike.*

Youre mine...

[Saisei]

Heheh...woah!

*Leans into the tree trunk as he returns fire, thanking the gods that the branch below her was taking most of the hits. Leaping from limb to limb, Saisei seperated herself from the action to rest*

~Gotta go, guys! Night!~

[Machias Banshee]

bye! I'll take care of this lil' twerp for ya!

*looks at Mike* I usually dont do this to teenagers, but for you i could make an exception...

[coolmike1586]

*perks his lips out as if to kiss*

HA HA cant resist those lol

[Machias Banshee]

try again buddy!

*drags mike over to a large rock, takes him over her knee, and gives him a hard whack!*

You wanted a smack on the lips, i gave you a smack on the tail, far enough?

*lets him go and mushes a paint mango in his face*
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Kali]

*sigh* So much for a simple, friendly game of paintball.

[coolmike1586]

lmfao

OUCHIE! i said the lips not the the cheeks *rubs his behind...sticks his butt back out there* AGAIN? lol jp jp.....looks at machias and takes the smushed mango on his face and and smears in it MAchias' laughing face :grin:! ha ha

[Machias Banshee]

~Yeah, its Mike's fault tho!~

*machias scowls at him and points her paintgun at him*

you have three seconds to run beforeyou get a new coat of paint...

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[coolmike1586]

~puts his gun with hers~ u fire...i fire! :grin:

~lifts his gun up and fires then runs~ MUAHAHAHA

[Machias Banshee]

Ack! my arm!
*starts firing at Mike, suddenly feeling as though she's being watched...*

[Kali]

On 2002-04-11 23:00, azure turtle wrote:
y'know what's scarier than an angry Kali? The fact that the person who posted that might not be a "she" after all...check out the user's profile.
Except that the profile does say "female". And why would it be scary if it wasn't a "she"? *stares down azure*

[coolmike1586]

people, i have to split its friday tomorrow and i have school so peace out!

[Kali]

Bye! *pulls down her goggles and fires at Machias before ducking behind a rock*

[Machias Banshee]

bye mike! better watch yourself!

Ack! *gets pelted, and it looks like blood.*

I'll get you, Kali!
*leaps into the trees again and surveys the area.*

[azure turtle]

*totally oblivious to all that has happened, Azure sits in the shade of a pyramid again, trying to rebuild Buckingham Palace*

I shall save the Queen this time! For I have been knighted and appointed as the Queen's lead guard!

*continues playing with the sand, humming a happy song as Buckingham Palace rises from paint-covered ground*

[Machias Banshee]

*watches Azure, an evil glint in her eye*

hehehe, time for noah's flood...

*rolls out a fire hose and yells to Azue*

Hey Azure!!!

*turns on hose, blasting the sandcastle into mudhouse*

[azure turtle]

*Gets a horrified look on his face*
N-no!! The Queen doesn't know how to swim! Grrr...
*turns around and sees Machias. He shakes an angry fist at her before being swept away by the great Flood*

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: OOPS!

*Machias tosses the hose aside before running into the shoulder-height grasses to resume her search.*

Man, somebody needs to get a lawnmower for this place...

[Kali]

*pokes Azure with her paintball gun* The bad thing about him being blue is that I can't tell if he's drowned or not.

[Machias Banshee]

just kiss him, and if he turns crimson, he's still alive!

*pokes face out and sees Kali standing ove Azure. She loads up her gun and takes aim...*

[Kali]

:evilgrin:
*kneels down to kiss azure and feels a breeze as a paintball is fired over her head* Hey! You were just trying to get me to stay still! *jumps to the other side of azure and ducks down, firing over his body*

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe... :evilgrin:

*continues shooting, many of her shots hitting Azure the living Wall protection.*

Ooh, he's not gonna like me when he wakes up...oh well!

*contnues firing*

[Kali]

You? I'm the one using him as a living shield! *continues firing*

[Machias Banshee]

He'll kill both of us then.
Heh, too bad we dont have that "101 ways to play with an unconsciouss turtle" book. There's gotta be a section in there involving paint...

*throws paint-filled mangoes*

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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[Saisei]

*Lowers herself from the trees, hanging onto a branch with one hand and her gun with the other*

Hola, compadres! Mind if I drop in? *Starts firing, sweeping her gun from side to side to hit all three of them*

[Kali]

Gah! *runs away, leaving Azure to be splattered my the paint*

[Machias Banshee]

hahaha, Azure the technicolor dreamturtle!!!

*Leaps to the pyramidtop and starts sniping at saisei and Kali.*

[Kali]

*rolls behind a bush and starts firing at both her opponents*

[Saisei]

Heh...I wonder what the poor guy'll think when he wakes up!

*Notices the paintballs flying in her direction, and hoists herself back in the protection of the leaves, firing form there*

[Machias Banshee]

Man, i want to do something evil to Azure!
I know!

*runs over to Azure's side. proceeds to paint large bullseyes all over Azure's body, in day glow pink, teal and red.*

hehehe, cant wait to see his face!

*resumes firing at her opponents.*

[Kali]

LOL! Poor dude. I guess he deserves a break. *phases underground and over to Azure. She pulls him between two rocks to protect him*

There, that'll keep him safe. Or at least safer than out in the open. ~Aye, it's the Vicks talking. This stupid cough is still with me.~

[Machias Banshee]

Cough, huh?

*hears Kali coughing and hacking like a frog with laryngitis, and takes aim*

[Kali]

Hey! My cough's not that bad! It's jsut a slight cough. I've got my Vicks on! *realizes that if Machias can't hear the cough, she'll smell the Vicks* Damn... *phases underground*

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe... :evilgrin:

[coolmike1586]

HEY HEY!

~is awaitng at the top of a light post and starts firing at everyone!~

[coolmike1586]

~bends down and ties his shoes to the light post arm that he is shootin from n case he falls~

[Machias Banshee]

*throws a mongo, causing mike to fall over, dangling from the light post.*

:evilgrin: Hang in there!

[coolmike1586]

:lol: oh thanks

~hanging upside down shoots at Machias~

[Machias Banshee]

*deflects the shots back at him with her TK, and knocks his weapon from his hands.*

Now for some fun... :evilgrin:

[coolmike1586]

CRAP!

*one of his shoe laces comes undun*

OH CRAP!

[azure turtle]

*awakens after being knocked out by the great Flood*
Ick....the Queen will be very disappointed with me....
*walks over to a pond and sees his reflection*
Gah!! Great oogly moogly!! A pond monster!!
*panics, but slips and falls head first into the pond*

[Machias Banshee]

*laughs so hard at Azure's reaction, she falls out of whatefver she's standing on and lands right behind him*

[azure turtle]

*pops out of the pond to see Machias laughing*

Aha! So you had something to do with me looking like a pond monster, eh??

*tries to shoot Machias with his paintball gun, but it only squirts pond water on her*

Aww man, the gun's busted....

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias squeaks and rolls out of the way.*

You got flooded? ~Man, that sounds bad!~ Here, let me give you a hand...

*Suddenly pulls out giant-a$$ fan we used to clear up your smoke, and turns it on full blast, blowing Azure out of the water*

hehehe... :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

*screams at the top of his lungs*
Noooo! I don't know how to fly yet!!
*gets swept away by the wind and lands far away from Machias with a hard "thud" *
Oh...shell shock... :dead:

[Machias Banshee]

*quickly runs up to Azure, glomps him, gives him a blue mango and runs off, laughing maniacally.*

~I'll be nice...~
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[azure turtle]

*wonders what Machias was originally planning to do*
Eh? What was that? It was a run by glomping!! :eek:
*gets up and dusts himself off. He notices the mango*
Ah, food!
*starts eating the mango and runs off towards the pyramids again, hoping not to be pelted by paintballs*
I must use this mango to regain my strength and rebuild the castle! I shall bring honor and glory to the Queen once more!

[Machias Banshee]

*follows Azure, waiting to see if the mango finally does it's trick*

this is gonna be SWEET!!! :lol:

[azure turtle]

*arrives at the site where his magnificent replica of Buckingham Palace once stood*
Yes! I shall start rebuilding! Then I'll have a reason to fire paintballs while protecting the Queen!
*starts digging about the sand, but decides to take a bite out of his mango first. It suddenly explodes. Azure coughs once...twice...then falls into the crater that was once the site of his beloved sand castle*
Egads......foiled again! :dead:

[Kali]

*sits down next to Azure* Hey, wanna team up?

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, that's cheatin--wait, me and coolmike did that the other nite...

Ya better look out Azure, she might turn on you like mike did to me!!!

[azure turtle]

*climbs out of the crater*
Yes! That Machias has destroyed my creation and now she destroyed the sacred ground it once stood on!!! The Queen and I are not amused :neutral:
*sees Machias hiding in the bushes and takes out a new paintball gun*
It's time to play....paint the dino orange!!
*laughs evilly as he fires away at Machias*

[Kali]

*giggles maniacally as she joins Azure in firing upon Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

ACK!!!!

*starts to flee from irate paintball pair, throwing paintmangoes behind her as she flees.*

[azure turtle]

Watch out for the mangoes!!
*is shocked that for once in his life, he's avoiding the delicious fruit...well, they're not real fruit (bombs, actually), but they look like fruit...*

[Kali]

*dives to avoid the mango-shaped paint bombs* After her!

[azure turtle]

*ducks and dodges*
Yes! Onward to victory!
*runs after Machias as fast his blue legs could take him*

[Machias Banshee]

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*tries to climb up a tree, but cant reach*

Jeezum, of all the friggin' luck!

*She runs into the tall grasses, disappearing in the underbrush.*

[azure turtle]

*pauses*
Hey, where'd she go??
*begins searching carefully through the tall grass*

[Kali]

*uses her ninja stealth to move silently through the grass in search of Machias. She feels her energy off to the left, and goes in that direction*

[azure turtle]

*meanwhile, Azure is completely lost*
Aww...now I'm all alone.
*walks over to a nearby oak tree to pout*

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias, seeing thatAzure was alone, stalked towards him through the grass like the Raptors in The lost World. Silent as the wind, she leaped and grabbed Azure, pulling him back into the tall grass, leaving no trace behind...*

[azure turtle]

*screams bloody murder*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! It has me! The pond monster has me!!
*struggles to get free*

[Machias Banshee]

*claps hand over his mouth* Shut up ya doof, Or she'll come after both of us! Come to my side, and we can blast Kali for all the stuff she's done to you, like that wax stuff....

*sounds like Darth vader* Join me Azure....

[azure turtle]

*suddenly becomes hypnotized* :sick:
Yes...yes...I shall join you, your highness...

[Machias Banshee]

*laughs like vader*

Gooooooood....join the power of the Dark side.

*shows Azure pic of Kali* This is your enemy, you must destroy her....or at least paint her really good.

*nuked my typos*
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[azure turtle]

*stares at picture of Kali*
Yes...must paint enemy....
*walks off searching for Kali*

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[Machias Banshee]

hehehe... :evilgrin: The pandemonium begins!

[azure turtle]

*searches through the tall grass for his intended target*
Kali...where are you, Kali...I need to talk to you...
*holds his paintball gun in front of him*
It's very important...I think I found Machias....

[Kali]

*sets out a trail of mangos*

[Machias Banshee]

uh-oh....I sense impending doom for Azure...


*jumps to the trees, and watches Azure through her crosshairs.*

[azure turtle]

*snaps out of Machias's hypnotic grip*
Oh! Mangos!
*starts following the trail, picking up every mango he sees*

[Kali]

*sets down the last mango in an open space* There, that does it. *sees Azure coming and hides*

[azure turtle]

*continues picking up mangos until he sees the last one*
Ooh...the last one...
*stumbles awkwardly towards it, trying not to drop the others he had picked up*
Got it!
*celebrates happily after collecting all the mangos*
Yatta! Now I shall feast!

[Kali]

*jumps out of her hiding place* Ha ha! *giggles* I've got you now! You walked right into my trap. Have a nice fall.

[azure turtle]

:???:
*suddenly feels the earth, move, under his feet*
Uh oh...
*falls into a pit*
Ouchie!!

[Machias Banshee]

Blast it, foiled again!

*places crosshairs on kali and starts shooting.*

[azure turtle]

*rubs his sore bum*
That wasn't very nice!
*looks around*
Oh no! All the mangos have been squished! Grrr....
*starts yelling*
Kali! You better hope it takes me a long time to climb out of here, cuz when I get up there...you'll be more orange than...well...an orange!!
*frantically tries to climb the walls of the pit*

[Machias Banshee]

*sneaks down to help her fallen comrade.*

Azure! *drops end of a rope to him* Grab on and climb up!

*hooks rope end to SC's hearse three seconds before she heads out to do errands.*

This should be sufficient. :evilgrin: *runs over behind the tree stump and takes aim.*

[Kali]

Gah! *rolls out of the way of Machias' paintballs and falls into the pit*

*looks up at a very angry Azure* Heh heh. I'm sorry?

[Machias Banshee]

*throws a paintbomb into the whole and ducks behind the stump again.*

[azure turtle]

*glares at Kali*
You tricked me!
*takes aim, but a paint mango suddenly arrives in the middle of the pit*
Uh oh....
*gets splattered with paint as the mango explodes*

[Kali]

Ahhhhhhhhh! *tries to hide from the paint explosion*

[azure turtle]

That's it! No more alliances!
*wipes some paint off of his goggles*
That paint mango is Machias's doing!
*fires a few rounds at Kali just for fun, before climbing the rope Machias had lowered*
Now where is she?
*looks around the bushes, hoping to get even with the one who destroyed his sand castle earlier*

[Machias Banshee]

*starts laughing too hard to concentrate, and accidentally drops a paintmango*

:neutral: Oh crap!

KABOOM!!!!!!

[Kali]

NO!!!!!! *looks down at her orange splattered shirt* I CLASH!

[Machias Banshee]

*pelts some paintballs at Kali, stumbling to her feet.*

[azure turtle]

*hears the mango bomb go off*
Aha! There you are!
*fires at the already paint-covered Machias*

[Kali]

*sits* I think I may just stay here.

[Saisei]

*Saisei grins from behind the brush as she hears Kali's comment and sees her sit*

As you wish! *Fires a round at her immobile target*

[Kali]

~You do know I'm in a pit right?~

[Machias Banshee]

ACk! *jumps away from gunfire, and sees saisei. She commences firing at Azure while approaching saisei...*

[azure turtle]

*turns his attention to Saisei*
Hey, I never got even for you pelting me with blue!!
*fires orange at Saisei*

[Saisei]

~Huh? Oops...I take back the last post then!~

[Machias Banshee]

*runs over to the pit, and looks at Kali*

hehehe, hey Kali. Catch!

*throws paint bomb into the pti and jumps back, firing at Azure and saisei*

[Saisei]

Hey!! Sheesh...don't you think I already look enough like a rainbow as it is!

*Runs from behind one tree trunk to another, while firing blue bullets of paint at her assailants*

[Kali]

~No prob, looks like you've got your hands full.~

*sits back and listens to all the fighting up above*

~35 mintues and counting to Tremors 3.~

[Machias Banshee]

*a ladder suddenly manifests in the pit.*

~ I know you probly want to jump back into the action...~

[Kali]

Grrr, after that, you bet I do!

*climbs up the ladder and jumps out, gun a blazin'*

[Machias Banshee]

*ducks Kali's fire, and fires back.*

Wow, Kali, youre so colorful!! :lol:

[azure turtle]

*quickly withdraws into his shell*
This calls for extreme measures...
*pops back out wearing black and white war paint all over his face*
You can paint me different colors, but you shall never take away....my mangos!!!
*goes ballistic, creating a rain of orange on Saisei and Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

Jeezum crow!!!

*ducks from Azure's madness and flees behind the rocks.*

[Saisei]

*Freezes as she realizes she is trapped between Azure's rampage and the river behind her*

Oh, great! *mutters* Glad I'm not wearing a white t-shirt

*turns around and dives into the water to escape the orange blasts*

[azure turtle]

*stops firing and laughs in glee*
Yes! I've finally exacted my revenge. Now it's time to get the shell out of here...
*runs off towards the pyramids*

[Machias Banshee]

*sees Azure run towards the pyramids, trying to aim correctly through her sniper aimer.*

[azure turtle]

*laughs happily*
Yes! Now I shall rebuild my castle in the sand once more!
*continues running has fast as his blue legs could take him*

[Saisei]

*Steps out of the river grumbling, rivets of paint running down her wet body*

He's gonna pay for that... *Notices Azure racing toward his destroyed castle once again and manages to perch herself directly above the patch of sand, aiming downwards*

[azure turtle]

*reaches the crater where is his palace once stood*
Hmm...this won't do...
*moves over to a new spot several feet away*
Heh heh heh...
*starts to furiously move sand about, causing a giant cloud to rise around him. Once the sand settles back down, a majestic (an not to mention gigantic) sand castle stood before the blue turtle*
Hazaa! It is done. It's even better than the Buckingham Palace I created! This...this..is a masterpiece! It's....Camelot!!
*does a mad rendition of the happy dance*
Now! I am ready to fight and defend! Avast ye knaves, I am here!
*stands in a defensive stance, ready to paint anyone who threatened his beloved Camelot*

[Machias Banshee]

hehehe...
*manifests paint covered boulder, and pushes it downhill to the sandpalace.*

[Kali]

*Unfortunately, the boulder hits a rock on the way down, throwing it WAY off course*

~It's a commercial, just thought I'd stop by.~

[Machias Banshee]

~Hi! Enjoying your worms?~

Grr! foiled again! Someone MUST be foiling my plans! But who...?

*manifests big worm* Go get the castle, Worm!

Worm: :grin: *slithers down toward the castle.*

[azure turtle]

*sees the gigantic worm heading towards him*
Azure: What in the blue hell is that supposed to be?
Worm: What in the black hell is that supposed to be?
*The worm gets closer*
Azure: AAAHHHHH! A GIANT WORM!!!!
*withdraws into his shell*
Worm: AHHHHHH! A GIANT BLUE TURTLE!!
*Worm burrows into the ground. Suddenly, there was silence...*

[Saisei]

Grrr...*moves to a new position in the treetops where she can see Azure's castle clearly, unfortunately leaving a trail of water dripping down from her wet clothing, hitting the turtle like rain on his shell. Quickly aims, waiting for him to look up to see where the water was coming from*

[azure turtle]

*Screams bloody murder from within his shell*
The worm's drooling on me! He's gonna eat me!! Help! Help!
*starts to quiver in his shell*

[Machias Banshee]

*watches in disbelief as worm crawls away*
NO! Youre supposed to ATTACK the castle! Wha--WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!?!?!

DAMN!!! *cries* WHY IS NOTHING WORKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *has temper tantrum*

[Kali]

*jumps up at fires at Machias* It's Karma, dino-girl!

[Machias Banshee]

AHHHHHHH!!!!!
*jumps into the grasses, aims at Kali when...*

Oh Shoot, I'm outta AMMO!!!

*sees Kali approaching, and laughs nervously8

heheh, no hard feelings, right?

[Kali]

Seeing as I'm in a good mood from watching a cool movie...

*opens fire*

[Machias Banshee]

*tries to block herself from gunfire, and hides in the treetops.*

man, i gotta find more paintballs! but where?

*suddenly, a spring manifests, and it bubbles up paintballs*

*blink* man, talk about the irony...

*quickly grabs as many teal balls as possible and continues to hide.*

[azure turtle]

*hears all of the ruckus outside and decides to investigate*
Hmm...
*slowly pops back out, and notices that the worm was gone*
But what was that dripping noise?
*looks up and sees a drenched Saisei*
Well, that explains it.
*jumps backwards, firing at Saisei*

[Saisei]

Woah! *Fires back at Azure, paintballs hitting randomly around the area sploching it blue and orange*

*Suddenly remembers she is just above his castle and an evil grin spreads across her face* Stop shooting and put your hands in the air, or I jump and the queen will be no more!!

[Machias Banshee]

*Quickly reloads gun, and runs to the top of the pyramid.*

Hmmm, saisei has him occupied.... hehehe :evilgrin:

*with a running start, she ran and jumped off the pyramid, landing in the middle of the castle, knocking a wall down.*

[azure turtle]

*puts his hands up in response to Saisei, but sees Machias destroy the west wall*
NOOOOO! Camelot shall live on!
*fires at Machias's back*

[Saisei]

*Takes the opportunity to jump down anyways and fire at both Machias and Azure, crumbling the rest of the castle in the process*

[azure turtle]

*screams*
Noo! I have failed to protect Camelot. For that, I must....destroy!!
*withdraws into his shell...the shell suddenly starts to spin, orange paintballs flying everywhere*
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"God, I love being a turtle!"
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[coolmike1586]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! fires at EVERYONE! each that boys and gurls!

[azure turtle]

*pops back out of his shell*
Aha! Think you can defeat me, eh? Well, my castle has been destroyed once again, so I've got nothing to hold me back!
*fires at Coolmike*

[Kali]

*phases up through the ground behind Azure and fires at him while he's distracted*

~Well, I'm bored and no one else is here. *pout*~

[Machias Banshee]

Guess again, Kali!

*Machias suddenly appears and commences firing at Kali.*

[Kali]

Gah! *turns and starts to fire back at Machias*

[Machias Banshee]

:lol:

*tumbles away, leaving a nice lil' surprise right where kali's standing...*

[Kali]

~Ooh, I could be so mean about that...~

*looks around to see where Machias went, then looks down as a mango paint grenade rolls against her foot* SH-! *dives away before it explodes*

[Machias Banshee]

~Yeah, i know... :razz:~

hehehe.... now, who's my next target?

[HorseTechie]

*slowly renderes herself back into the physical world*

Na-nah Boo-booo, you can't smlock me!

[Machias Banshee]

You! *throws paint bomb at HT, and then jumps to the tall grass.*

[azure turtle]

*snickers*
You will all pay in the name of Camelot!!
*fires a barrage of orange paintballs at anything that moved*