Favorite T.V. Show Quotes

[Lethal Lullaby]

Not sure if there's a thread for this, but just say a random and favorite quote.
"Hey! I just realized it's November. What the **** happened?" (Stewie from Family Guy.)

[Moonlight1102]

See this? This is "Man Not Caring". - Scrubs

[Raphael86]

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

- Bill Bixby, the Incredible Hulk

[Guitar_Raph]

Kiss My Grits!: Alice
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia/Porkshops & Appleschause: The Brady Bunch
Did I Do That?: Family Matters
FEE-NEY!!!: Boy Meets World
Whoa!: Blossom
Watch it sucka!: Sanford & Son

For game shows...
Conne On Down!: The Peice Is Right
The Password is...; all forms of Password
And the Banana Section goes nuts; Tattletales
On the count of 3, 1, 2, 3!: Just Men!/Hollywood Squares (John Davidson)
The answer is..a DAILY DOUBLE!: Jeopardy!

[Jester]

FEE-NEY!!!: Boy Meets World
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[TurtleTitan97]

One shall stand, One shall fall- Optimus Prime

[Jester]

I know it's long but...
Bender: Ah! Nothing like a warm fire and a Super Soaker of fine cognac.
Fry: Yeah, it really puts you in the Christmas spirit.
Farnsworth: What-mas?
Fry: Christmas. You know? X-M-A-S.
Leela: Oh, you mean Xmas. You must be using an archaic pronunciation. Like when you say "ask" instead of "aks".
Fry: Xmas, huh? [He sighs.] Y'know, this'll be my first Xmas away from home.
Leela: Hey, hey. Let me aks you something: Would it cheer you up if we went and cut down an Xmas tree?
Fry: Yeah! An old-fashioned Xmas tree! Hey! These aren't Xmas trees!
Farnsworth: Eh, wha?
Fry: They're supposed to be some kinda, you know, pine tree.
Farnsworth: Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty. Ah! Brisk!

[Peanut]

One shall rise, One shall fall- Optimus Prime

Isn't that from the movie?

My favourite quote is "MY CABBAGES!"

[TurtleTitan97]

Isn't that from the movie?

No, it's been in every Transformers cartoon.

[tmnt transformer]

One shall stand, One shall fall- Optimus Prime

That one is my favorive quote as well.

[Storm Eagle]

"Interfering is the glue that keeps American families together." - Tony Micelli, Who's The Boss

"I'm NOT wrong. At least not in theory." - Kai Chen, Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy

"Even in darkness, good always prevails." - Merrick Baliton, Power Rangers: Wild Force

"Every day is a gift. I just...does it have to be a pair of socks?" – Tony Soprano, The Sopranos

“Dating is prostitution, man, only you don’t get what you pay for.” – Steven Hyde, That ‘70s Show

"Will we still be friends after this? Well, my head says no, but my heart...says no. So no." – Steven Hyde, That ‘70s Show

"Blood is like my grandfather. Never lies." - Nick Stokes, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

"There is a building in New York City that is keeping loiterers away by using a device that plays annoying, high-pitched screeching sounds. It's called 'The View'." – Craig Ferguson, The Late Late Show

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me. I quit.'" - Bill Maher

[KROW]

"Love is a device created by bank managers to make us feel overdrawn." --Rimmer; Red Dwarf

"Don't be a crybaby, be a TRYbaby!" --Tick; The Tick (live action series)

"Teacher, teacher, you forgot to give us homework. Shut up!" --Lewis; Drew Carey Show

Anything Dr. Cox says in Scrubs.

"D'oh!" -- Homer; The Simpsons (duh)

[Jester]

"D'oh!" -- Homer; The Simpsons (duh)
THANK YOU!!! I can never remember where that comes from. :D

[Panda Khan]

See you in another life brother.

[17thCenturySorcerer]

*Laughing way too hard* "It's a Giraffe!" (Patrick from Spongebob)

[BubblyShell22]

"I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I'm not. And that, sir, is an idiot." -Peter Griffin, Family Guy.

"My Homer is not a communist. He might be a liar, a thief, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!" Grampa Simpson, The Simpsons.

[Memphis]

Patrick: My dad told me you cant just mindlessly spend your money. You have to save it.
Spongebob: Your dad said that?
Patrick: Well, what he really said was "Stop standing there" but I knew what he ment.

Lol, classic spongebob.

[BubblyShell22]

Chris: Hey, birthday dude, you want some ice cream?
Stewie: Very well. I'll have ice cream, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

[Memphis]

Dean: So, find God yet? More importantly, can I have my damn necklace back, please?
Castiel: No, I haven't found him. That's why I'm here. I need your help.
Dean: With what? A god hunt? I'm not interested.
Castiel: It's not God. Someone else.
Dean: Who?
Castiel: It's an archangel. The one who killed me.
Dean: Excuse me?
Castiel: His name is Raphael.
Dean: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

/Thread. What do I win? Cash?

[Zany Orange Dude]

Miles Standish: "Give me the bird!"

Yakko Warner: "We'd love to really but the Fox sensors won't allow it."

[Lethal Lullaby]

"You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death."
Stewie Griffin
"Hmm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie, [holds up a leaf to Chris] and something very tasty for big, fat you."
Stewie Griffin

[TurtleTitan97]

Of course you realize, this means war!-Bugs Bunny

[Zany Orange Dude]

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the surprise in your cereal- Darkwing Duck

[KROW]

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the surprise in your cereal- Darkwing Duck

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[rufus]

The X-Files.
Scully: Good morning.
Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine.
Scully: Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.

[Zany Orange Dude]

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:lol: Yes, I love Darkwing and his big ego!

I always found this one from House of Mouse hilarious.

Mickey: Wow! I just had the scariest dream! You and I were going to get married!

Minnie::flaming:

Mickey::embarass:

[BubblyShell22]

Cameron: My Aunt Elisa lives in Pennsylvania.
House: Oooh, it's story time. Let me go get my ba ba. (House, M.D.)

Cartman: Clocked you going forty miles an hour there. You know what the speed limit is here?
Randy: Well, the sign says forty miles an hour.
Cartman: Step out of the car please, sir.
Randy: Hey, wait, aren't you Stan's little friend?
Cartman: Sir, please step out of the car.
Randy: Yeah, you're the one who always plugs up the toilet whenever you come to our house.
Cartman: Ay! I am a cop and you will respect my authoritah! *He hits Randy in the legs*
Randy: Ow! Hey! What are you doing?
Cartman: Get your a** to jail! ("Chickenlover" South Park)

[TurtleTitan97]

This line's from an episode of Sonic Satam where Sonic is asleep and talking out loud.

Sonic: Ooh man. You're the most beautiful thing in the whole world! You make my heart pound! You make my mouth water! Yep, there's nuthin' like a chill dog!

Sally Acorn: Ohhh, brother.

[Zany Orange Dude]

This line's from an episode of Sonic Satam where Sonic is asleep and talking out loud.

Sonic: Ooh man. You're the most beautiful thing in the whole world! You make my heart pound! You make my mouth water! Yep, there's nuthin' like a chill dog!

Sally Acorn: Ohhh, brother.

I remember that! Isn't that the one where they find another group of Freedom Fighters and Antoine writes her a poem? If memory serves me correctly, Sonic was jealous in that episode.:twink:

[TurtleTitan97]

I remember that! Isn't that the one where they find another group of Freedom Fighters and Antoine writes her a poem? If memory serves me correctly, Sonic was jealous in that episode.:twink:

Yeah, that's the one. It was called "Warp Sonic".:tsmile:

[Zany Orange Dude]

"We are going to need a few commercial breaks to figure this one out."-Yakko Animaniacs

[Jester]

Michelangelo: IT IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS!
(pulls out sketch of the Sistine Chapel roof)
Dot: Ooooo more naked people....
Yakko: I wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you Mike, (whispers) this is a church.
Michelangelo: But his imminence is coming tonight an I must be finished. Please you've got to help me.
Yakko: Wait a minute, you want us poor innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church...
Warners: WE'LL DO IT!
Yakko: But we're not doing it for the sake of art. And we're not doing it for the sake of money. No, we're doing it because...we like painting naked people...

[Shreddhead]

"I'll go ask real nice while you put your finger in that dyke, Dutch boy robot"
-Big Guy from Big Guy and Rusty

[That Matt Guy]

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[zkarlette]

From the tiny toon's ep whale's tales:

Gotcha grab more: "oh,must they yo-ho- ho so much?My head is killing me!

Octavious:"Would you rather they do the theme of Annie ?"

Gotcha grab more: "oh,no.Proceed with the yo-ho-ho-hoing."

[kool75uk1]

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[Zany Orange Dude]

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:lol: A true classic line!

[TurtleTitan97]

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I love that line.:tlol:

[BubblyShell22]

Yep, that's a classic one.

[TurtleTitan97]

This is my fav line frome the Cosby Show:

"I am your father! I brought you into this world, and I'll you out!"

[Memphis]

The X-Files.
Scully: Good morning.
Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine.
Scully: Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.

Hilarious! Love the x-files...

Krycek: You must be losing it, Mulder. I can beat you with one hand.
Mulder: Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?
[Krycek ***** gun]
Mulder: Wait, if those were my last words, I can do better.

[Anarchistguy]

Every fat woman joke in Married...With Children

[Lethal Lullaby]

Family Guy
Stewie: Hey Brian?
Brian: Yeah?
Stewie: Tomorrow's Sunday.
Brian: (Censored)

American Dad
Stan: "Let's go dig up your mother so she can make us breakfast."

Futurama
"Bite my shiny metal A**!"

[BubblyShell22]

Tom Tucker: Hurricane RuPaul is making his or her way up the coast. We now go live to Ollie Williams with the blackie weather report. Ollie?
Ollie: It's rainin' sideways!
Tom: Sounds rough, Ollie. Do you have an umbrella?
Ollie: Had one.
Tom: Where is it?
Ollie: Inside out two miles away.
Tom: Is there anything we can get you, Ollie?
Ollie: Bring me some soup.
Tom: What kind?
Ollie: CHUNKY! (Family Guy)

[TurtleTitan97]

"I am vengence. I am the night. I am...Batman!"-(Batman TAS, Nothing to Fear)

[Zany Orange Dude]

News Reporter- "News flash! Darkwing Duck is loose in St. Canard. The mighty Negaduck demands that Darkwing Duck be arrested on sight.-"

Negaduck- "NO! MAKE THAT SHOT! DARKWING SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT! Or-or skinned. YEAH SKIN HIM ALIVE! NO NO NO- EVEN BETTER! BURN HIM TO FIERY ASH!...And then arrest him."

Gotta love Negaduck.:twink:

[TurtleTitan97]

Here's a line from my favorite Daffy Duck cartoon, Duck Amuck.

Daffy: "Listen bud, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss!"

Daffy 2: "Don't let that bother ya, Jack!"

Gotta love that duck.

[shuriken]

Food critic exec-I'm looking for someone that doesn't immediately poo poo everything he eats.
Homer- Naaa it usually takes a couple of hours.

Shredder- Like the Phoenix I have risen from the ashes. And into my fire you will go...

Bobby Hill- That's my purse I DON'T Know YOU! (kicks Hank Hill in the testicles)
Hank Hill- BwuuAAAAuuUgh

Kramer- You're an anti dentite

[Jester]

Bobby Hill: THAT'S MY PURSE! (Kicks Peggy)
Peggy Hill:That's right, Bobby, I believe you will find that I have no testicles. Where's your secret weapon now?

[Zany Orange Dude]

Here's a line from my favorite Daffy Duck cartoon, Duck Amuck.

Daffy: "Listen bud, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss!"

Daffy 2: "Don't let that bother ya, Jack!"

Gotta love that duck.

I love Duck Amuck! It is one of my favorite Looney Tunes shorts! I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!:tlol:

[mysterycolor]

"Being your own boss isn't that great of a deal. Last week I sexually harassed myself." Dan Conner (Roseanne)

[Memphis]

Flexo: Hey, Fry! Think fast!
(Opens chest and sprays Fry with gas)
Flexo: Get it? It's chlorine!

[TurtleTitan97]

I love Duck Amuck! It is one of my favorite Looney Tunes shorts! I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!:tlol:

Same happen to me when I first watched. Me and my brother were laughing so hard.:tlol:

[Zany Orange Dude]

Bolin: "Mako! I love you!"

From the scene where Korra and Mako rescue him.

[TurtleTitan97]

Bolin: "Mako! I love you!"

From the scene where Korra and Mako rescue him.

Oh my gosh, I love that scene. Here's one from the show with Korra:

"I'm the Avatar! You're going to deal with it!":tlol:

[Zany Orange Dude]

Oh my gosh, I love that scene. Here's one from the show with Korra:

"I'm the Avatar! You're going to deal with it!":tlol:

That is one of my favorite scenes as well! My little sis and I both laughed on that part! :tlol:

[Zany Orange Dude]

"It feels so good to be so bad." -OT Shredder

I keel over laughing every time I hear this line because it is so cheesy. Man I love OT Shedder, he and Krang are so funny.:lol:

[BubblyShell22]

Homer: Fun things don't end in eum. They end in mania and teria.