Favorite Ninja Turtle Quotes

[Shreddhead]

What are some of your favorite Ninja Turtle quotes? from any medium, movies, tv shows, or comics?


Raphael: "Don't sweat if Michelangelo, we'll figure out something before this episode is over."

[Jester]

He's not only from Ancient Japan, but also from an alternate universe, so naturally, he speaks English...

-Raphael Usagi Yojimbo

Don't we have a thread like this somewhere?

[Shreddhead]

He's not only from Ancient Japan, but also from an alternate universe, so naturally, he speaks English...

-Raphael Usagi Yojimbo

Don't we have a thread like this somewhere?

did a quick search for "Ninja Turtle Quotes" with only one result that didnt match. If you find it, please let me know and i can get rid of this one :)

[Jester]

I just know I've posted this line before... :P

[BubblyShell22]

We have a thread for movie quotes but not TV show quotes that I can remember.

"I think I have the scars to prove that you guys are the true enemy." -Leonardo, The Shredder Strikes part one.

[TurtleTitan97]

"Wise man once said, forgivness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza" 1st movie Mikey.

[Sage Ninja]

http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=12765&highlight=tmnt+quotes

here you go here is one of the more recent turtle quotes threads we have had running. Some of the are really funny. Enjoy!

here are a few of mine from this thread:

Shredder: You've walked right into my trap! You turtles are so predictable.

Leonardo: So are you Shredder!

Rapahel:..."so are you Shredder." Leonardo let someone else handle the snappy come backs from now on ok.



Leonardo: how stupid do you think we are Shredder?

Raphael: nah-uh, no no no. Never leave your self open like that.




Random scientist guy: bad monkey! Bad monkey. Where've you been!

Donatello: uh, you're not planning to spank him are you?




(turtles are standing around talking to April on the street)

Leonardo: so have you seen or heard anything yet April.

April: not a thing. Everythings been so...quite.

(a bus comes flipping from out of now where and crashes)

Rapahel: **in a calm nonchalant voice** except for that flying bus.



(futuristic soldier guy with a jetpack strapped to his back is shooting at the turtles as they scatter)

Donatello: come on everyone lets duck into that old oil rig!

Raphael: good idea! He can blow us up more easily in there.




Leonardo: uh, guys. Do you...heh, realize that we are floating like 30 feet above the ground.

Rapahel: uh, no. heh, care to hum us a few bars?

[Zachatello00]

In the opening teaser for one of the "World's Collide" episodes, the Fugitoid speaks a paraphrase of one of my favorite verses: John 15:13

"Greater love has no robot than this: that he lay down his ram for his friends."

[TurtleTitan97]

Hun: This is some nice steel. Why don't you mind telling me who gave them to you?!

Raph: Yo Mamma.

[Jester]

Since this is in the general thread, is it all media, or just the FW series?

[Shreddhead]

I intended it to be any form of Turtle media, so both shows are fair game. but if thats too similar to the TMNT quotes thread, maybe we should make it just the FW toon.


"Hold it right there, even machines must obey the law. Face Stern Justice, Appliances!" -Casey Jones

[ssjup81]

Personally, I think that people tend to quote the OT series is due to the fact that the show was so comical and was intended to be. There were times that the series made fun of itself, so to me, it's not so surprising that people quote it as often as they do.

[Killer Moth]

Personally, I think that people tend to quote the OT series is due to the fact that the show was so comical and was intended to be. There were times that the series made fun of itself, so to me, it's not so surprising that people quote it as often as they do.

Yes, it is good snark. The best part is when you grow up, and "Wow, they really put that in there," like Raph's "I hope she's a good screamer" line in "Catwoman from Channel 6." Like I knew what he really meant when I was 8. Heh.

Anyway, my contribution, from "The Shredder is Splintered."

(Giant-size Krang punches a building. The Turtles move back to avoid the debris.)

Raph: "Oh, where is Godzilla when you really need him?"

[Lethal Lullaby]

Mikey: I scream. You Scream. We all scream for icecream.
Don: Mikey, you say that one more time, and I really am gonna scream.
("The Ultimate Ninja" TMNT 2K3)

Don: It's Intelligent!
Raph: Mikey talks. We don't call him intelligent.
("Outbreak" TMNT 2K3)

[NameGoesHere1066]

"whats wrong with you nunchucks for brains?"

[cryan]

From Secret of the Ooze:

Raph is tied up with the professor(played by David Warner).

Donny ripped the tape over Raphs Mouth

Raph:What are you tring to do rip my lips off
Donny putting the tape back over Raphs mouth:here,let me get this first.

Donny rips the tape off the professor

Donny:I gotta get the hang of that.

[Drose18]

Halt Villian! - Leo 2k12

[Mr._Mutant_Man]

"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! Ya gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!"-Raphael

Plus I like the one in my signature. I find it funny how April thinks she's getting fat, based on the fact she's having trouble fitting through a narrow storm drain.

[Jephael]

LEONARDO: "Did he say something about a Globfather?"
MICHAELANGELO: "Yea. Like what's that mean?"
RAPHAEL: "Maybe he misses his daddy."

[Cowabunga Kiefer]

*as Shredder leads the TMNT to his hideout*

Leonardo: So this is your hideout! An abandoned building!
Raphael: What a brilliantly original idea...

Raphael: Where are these guys getting their gear? Mars?!? (from Turtle Tracks)

Donatello: *sigh* I really hope all this work is worth it.
Leonardo: It will be, when we hunt The Shredder down!
Donatello: But why do we have to do it? It's the humans' problem!
April: He seems to have it in for you guys too, or HAD you forgotten?
Donatello: But us, turtles, outcasts of society. Why must we stand alone against the forces of evil?
Michelangelo: Face it man, it's the only job we're qualified for!
Donatello: Oh yeah, you're right! Well, back to work!!

[Raphael86]

"Wise man once said, forgivness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza" 1st movie Mikey.

I think this is my favorite Turtles quote EVER!

From A Thing About Rats:

Donatello: "What kind of an idiot puts his name on a death machine?!"

Raphael: "An idiot with an ego problem?"