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Turkituck
05-07-2003, 02:22 PM
Ok, this has been bugging me for a while.
What is the Illuminaughti?
Where is it?
May I join it to get a spiffaliscous banner as well?
Does it come with soy sauce?

that about covers it.

kyabetsu
05-07-2003, 02:39 PM
*a figure cloaked in darkness, bourne lightly in the green, muscley arms of silent, hooded turtle emerges from the depths of the chamber and extends one slender, coppery arm towards the supplicant.*

yes. Turkituck... you may join the SISTERHOOD. All fangirls are welcome. pm me. i've been making the banners. I'll see that you get one. I will teach you the secret hand shake. I will arange for you to BOND your chosen turtle.

*the arm languidly withdraws and caresses the turtle's unseen face beneath the hood. The reclining form in his arms whispers a command through shadow lips and the pair VANISH, leaving only a faint echo of a message in the chamber.*

ALL fangirls are welcome...

azure turtle
05-08-2003, 12:02 AM
Uh oh... Their numbers are increasing! :eek:

The Stryker
05-08-2003, 08:24 AM
dang.....once again im a loner....with the whole male thing

oh well!

Bamf! *disappears*

Mouse
05-08-2003, 09:08 AM
Uh oh... Their numbers are increasing! :eek:

be afraid, be very afraid.... :evilgrin:

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 09:14 AM
Uh oh... Their numbers are increasing! :eek:

we must stop them now! before they become........unstoppable!

The Stryker
05-08-2003, 09:47 AM
wait i've got an idea!

no false alarm......wait.....yes...no...no....no yes! no no yes!

we can use some sort of yin-yang effect!

........thats all i got

Peanut
05-08-2003, 09:55 AM
Perhaps we should form our own union. One of destruction! We will bring the downfall of the world order! WHO'S WITH ME???

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 10:00 AM
Perhaps we should form our own union. One of destruction! We will bring the downfall of the world order! WHO'S WITH ME???

ME ME ME ME!!!

*jumps up and down really fast*

Peanut
05-08-2003, 10:02 AM
What shall we call ourselves? Think brother think!

The Stryker
05-08-2003, 10:02 AM
me too! im so lonely...


as for the name....im not good for thinking.....im more of a smartass

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 10:06 AM
What shall we call ourselves? Think brother think!


umm,
Downfall of Illuminaughti {nahh, too long}
Destructo-Dudes :lol:
Destructo-Ninjas:lol:

those are just a couple off the top 'o my head. your turn!

The Stryker
05-08-2003, 10:09 AM
destructo-dudes....hmmmm has a ring to it

i just like the word ballistic so thats all i can think of now

Peanut
05-08-2003, 10:09 AM
I like Destructo-Dudes! We could be called D&D! Like Dungeons and Dragons! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uh....yeah. Anyways.....I like it.

Peanut
05-08-2003, 10:10 AM
How about....Ballistic-Destructo-Dudes!

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 10:13 AM
coooooool! we are the BDD! or do you just like DD better?

The Stryker
05-08-2003, 10:14 AM
how bout the obvious choice

new fanboy world order?

as the under title

Peanut
05-08-2003, 10:15 AM
I like BDD! We will destroy everyone....ballistically....while calling them dudes. Sounds good Stryker.

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 10:15 AM
alrighty then! now we need a banner!

Peanut
05-08-2003, 10:16 AM
I would make one but I'm without my precious photoshop.

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 10:18 AM
I've never used it before, but I suppose I could try.... I will make an attempt!

The Stryker
05-08-2003, 10:19 AM
i would make it but all i have is PSP 7 and thats not good for me

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 10:24 AM
what should we a picture of, on the banner

kyabetsu
05-08-2003, 10:26 AM
your own inevitable downfall?

*whistles innocently*

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 10:27 AM
your own inevitable downfall?

*whistles innocently*


mwahaha! that is only what you think!

Peanut
05-08-2003, 10:31 AM
I brother speaks not but truth kya! Put what you must on the banner. Make sure it looks spiffy!

kyabetsu
05-08-2003, 10:31 AM
dude... excuse me. bdd-dudes,

do you have any idea of the shear numbers that you're up against? never you mind that every single one of illuminaughti has her own clone of her favorite turtle at her command.

... really... the banner should be white.

for surrender.

Peanut
05-08-2003, 10:33 AM
Oh your day will come kya. You mark my words! You'll rue the day you decided to interfere with out plans! RUE I SAY!
*jumps off cliff face*

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 10:35 AM
dude... excuse me. bdd-dudes,

do you have any idea of the shear numbers that you're up against? never you mind that every single one of illuminaughti has her own clone of her favorite turtle at her command.

... really... the banner should be white.

for surrender.

shear numbers? is that all you have? we have muy muy destructive capabilities mind you!

and those clones? BAH! Nothing, compared to the .....the....other stuff that we have!

The Stryker
05-08-2003, 10:36 AM
shiggity shiggity shwa! *puts a curse on kya*

there....now you'll feel like theres a plate on your head for all eternity!!!

nwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

kyabetsu
05-08-2003, 10:53 AM
*jumps off cliff face*


shear numbers? is that all you have? we have muy muy destructive capabilities mind you!
and those clones? BAH! Nothing, compared to the .....the....other stuff that we have!

now you'll feel like theres a plate on your head for all eternity

*Balancing the imaginary plate forces kya to remember her posture. She stands taller, and looks even more regal.*

Splinter-Sensei emerges from the darkness. He rings the ring-side bell.

Sp: *pointing to the boys' side* one dead forum member, poor spanish, and a plate. *he points to the girls' side.* supperior trash-talking technique.

*rings bell again*

Sp: ROUND ONE TO KYA!

*Donatello puts the score board at Illuminaughti: 2/ BDD: 0 *

kya: thank you Splinter-sensei *bows to him. and her opponents. she winks at Splinter who winks back.*

kya: bye for now, boys. i'll give you time to get your forces properly martialled. But you've had fair warning. My sisters and i will not be oppressed ANY LONGER.

*kya pulls a lighted creme colored candle from the air of the thread. the lights of the arena flicker in time with the wavering of the flame in kya's hand.*

kya: bye bye boys...

*kya blows out the candle and all the lights wink out. When they come up again, she's gone.*

*a wind of a voice like a thousand woman whispering in unison blows through the arena:* play with you later...

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 10:57 AM
[quote=Michaelangelo]*Donatello puts the score board at Illuminaughti: 2/ BDD: 0 *



:lol: :lol:
2 points! I'll give you round one, but only one point! I think we need a ref...

The Stryker
05-08-2003, 10:58 AM
im scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away*

help me jeebus!!!!!!

Vespera Blaze
05-08-2003, 11:28 AM
ooo

Mess with the best guys... well, you know the rest.

The Sistah-hood is unfathomable, and unstoppable, but your attempts to take us down should be amusing. For now.

Mouse
05-08-2003, 12:16 PM
*looks at everyone for a moment*
this isn't going to end well...uh huh...no way is it even going to end pretty...nope not a one...

*thinks for a second about the massive hordes of fangirls out there and what they are capable of*
hmm? BDD, can i give you a few words of advice?
well i'm not a veteran of the TMNT fangirldom but i do know that there are certain things to consider before you surmount an attack against the forces of fangirldom

1. Nine times out of the ten these fangirls have magical powers so powerful it ain't even funny...don't mess with a girl that char your body to ashes...not a pretty sight.

2.Many of the girls are of mutant origin themselves...so beware those special abilities and complicated background stories

3. Women trained in martial arts and combat can snap your neck in a second flat and slice u into cold cuts before u even had time to blink.

4. Fangirls have the legendary glomps and pounces...some men are still suffering the back breaking side effects eight years later...O.o

5. Remember use decoys to suprise fangirls...if it has a shell and is green it will work!

6. Don't forget that many fangirls have at least two kids from TMNT tryts that can kick butt like their pops so beware and be on the look out.

7. Pizza...ain't nothing wrong with it!

8. Wear protective gear....EVERYWHERE!

9. Bribes are lifesavers

10. Lastly, if all else fails....RUN LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!!!

and there you have it..hope it helps!

:P

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 12:30 PM
Heh, the only thing one must TRULY fear about Fangirls is one thing....








PMS!!!!

Mouse
05-08-2003, 12:33 PM
O.o
Machias....don't you think you should reconsider your reply *nervous laugh*
*whispers* stop telling them our secrets!
O.O;;;

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 01:19 PM
Heh, the only thing one must TRULY fear about Fangirls is one thing....








PMS!!!!

more commonly known as mad cow disease :D

Kameko
05-08-2003, 01:25 PM
do you have any idea of the shear numbers that you're up against? never you mind that every single one of illuminaughti has her own clone of her favorite turtle at her command.Don't forget Keno! *hugs him possesively*5. Remember use decoys to suprise fangirls...if it has a shell and is green it will work!Heh, that's what you think.... :wink:Heh, the only thing one must TRULY fear about Fangirls is one thing....








PMS!!!! :lol: Amen!

Mars-Chan
05-08-2003, 01:36 PM
AMEN!!!

Peanut
05-08-2003, 02:01 PM
Boo you all! You will all be destroyed! ALL OF YOU!

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 02:03 PM
Mike's back! hey, I'm almost done with the banner, but what kind of pics do you want in it? I have a couplepics of the TMNT in there, but is there anything else you want?

Vespera Blaze
05-08-2003, 02:07 PM
*BIG grin*

Bring it.

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 02:10 PM
*BIG grin*

Bring it.

*bigger grin* :D :D

we will!

mwahahaha

Peanut
05-08-2003, 02:13 PM
Maybe a picture of HANGING FANGIRLS!!!!!!!

cqb101
05-08-2003, 02:16 PM
Heh, the only thing one must TRULY fear about Fangirls is one thing....








PMS!!!!

more commonly known as mad cow disease :D


LMAO!

cqb101
05-08-2003, 02:18 PM
TMNH, can I be part of this too?

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 02:21 PM
sure!

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 02:24 PM
Maybe a picture of HANGING FANGIRLS!!!!!!!

I would, but I can't find a pic of that. *darn* :D

cqb101
05-08-2003, 02:31 PM
Ballistic Destructo Dudes? I think I'll make my own.

*Curses that he doesn't have photoshop*

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 02:40 PM
Ballistic Destructo Dudes? I think I'll make my own.

*Curses that he doesn't have photoshop*

your own club? or your own banner..

cqb101
05-08-2003, 03:07 PM
Both. I'm gonna make a "Brotherhood Of Mutants" type thing.

Tinselcat
05-08-2003, 03:46 PM
aaah, the origin of the BDD becomes clear...

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 03:57 PM
yes, this, the Illuminaughti thread is the origin of the dreaded, the amazing, BDD.

Mouse
05-08-2003, 04:00 PM
what have we started...this isn't going to end well...*shakes head*
*sigh*

*waits for the end of the world at the hands of the fangirl vs fanboy wars*

splinter help us all...oi! :-?

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 04:17 PM
what have we started...this isn't going to end well...*shakes head*
*sigh*

*waits for the end of the world at the hands of the fangirl vs fanboy wars*

splinter help us all...oi! :-?

oh no, not wars! I just want peace! its Mikey that wants war!

Leo656
05-08-2003, 04:37 PM
More cliques. Meh.

There can be only one.

The originals.

Often imitated, NEVER duplicated.

The one...

The only....

n... W... o!!!

The trendsetters with so much savoir-fare that we don't even know who half our members are, just cuz there's more every day.

The crew with so much street cred, half the board fashioned their own lookalike sigs, just to rub elbows with greatness.

The peeps with mad flava, so much so that even a certain nameless Mod has called us in once or twice to keep the inmates under control. 8)

Cuz let's face it... Nobody does "thread poison" like nWo Tech, even without Turtle-clones.

Now BDD, understand, we aint mad at ya, we got nothin' but love for ya. So long as you and the Fangirls understand that if you aint the lead dog, the view never changes. :P

Mouse
05-08-2003, 04:41 PM
*high tails it before anything starts*

i'm outta here

*poof*

Shadow
05-08-2003, 04:44 PM
does anyone else see an RPG foruming out of this?? Or at the very least...fan fiction. LOL

go fan girls!

Kali
05-08-2003, 04:45 PM
So long as you and the Fangirls understand that if you aint the lead dog, the view never changes. :P
And what a NICE view we have! :evilgrin: :lol:

Shadow
05-08-2003, 04:51 PM
So long as you and the Fangirls understand that if you aint the lead dog, the view never changes. :P
And what a NICE view we have! :evilgrin: :lol:

to revise Michalangelo's quote from "Things change"

"WE do wanna stare at your butt as long as we have to" (as long as it belongs to that of a turtle...or a Keno...where ever your fancies lie)

Peanut
05-08-2003, 04:53 PM
I see this board coming to and end very soon. Only one will stand. BDD!

Shadow
05-08-2003, 04:55 PM
I see this board coming to and end very soon. Only one will stand. BDD!

actually, i'm surprised this thred hasn't happend sooner...it was only a matter of time before the girls started beating up the boys!

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 06:00 PM
More cliques. Meh.There can be only one. The originals. Often imitated, NEVER duplicated.The one...The only....n... W... o!!!
The trendsetters with so much savoir-fare that we don't even know who half our members are, just cuz there's more every day.
The crew with so much street cred, half the board fashioned their own lookalike sigs, just to rub elbows with greatness.
The peeps with mad flava, so much so that even a certain nameless Mod has called us in once or twice to keep the inmates under control. 8)
Cuz let's face it... Nobody does "thread poison" like nWo Tech, even without Turtle-clones.

:lol: nWo the Originals? Pfsh...I love ya guys, but nobody, I repeat NOBODY beats the original fangirls...

Lol, the only reason you dont know who allthe members are is because they all keep leaving and making their own factions!

*thumbs up to nBo, Ratpac, and Illuminaughti*


Heh, you say no one poisons threads like you do? Heh, you forgot a lil thing I call...

THE GRANDE HISTORY OF THE TECHNODROME CLONES

Heh, its (OFFICIALLY Poisoned) about 19 threads, almost 800 if not MORE pages of Clone calamity...I dont see 800 pages of wrestling jokes and overcooked brownies.. :P :evilgrin: *thumbs up to Kali, co-creator of the CLONESTM*

The fancy sigs were just a coincidence... :P


Uh, the inmate control... No comment... :|

The Defibrillator
05-08-2003, 06:07 PM
*thumbs up to nBo, Ratpac, and Illuminaughti*

and what about Ninja Hobbit Order? :P

so the BDD wasn't the first T-Drome club-thingy. that doesnt mean we can't become the most powerful! mwahaha!

and ya hafta admit, for my first time using Photoshop, I made a pretty spiffy banner!

Mouse
05-08-2003, 07:11 PM
to quote raphael
"I'm being punished, aren't i?"

Peanut
05-08-2003, 07:23 PM
The plans are in motion. Soon...we will rule ALL!

Leo656
05-08-2003, 07:45 PM
The brownies aren't overcooked. They're just GK's special "secret recipe".

You chicks and your mayhem took place before we showed up. You were raising havoc on a desolate wasteland of a board, during a relative lull. nWo Tech came in and took over within a matter of days, at a time when the forum was at a definite peak. Give it time... we WILL go down in history.

As my main man "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash (aka "Super Shredder") once said...

"The measuring stick just changed around here, buddy... YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT IT."

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 07:48 PM
As my main man "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash (aka "Super Shredder") once said...

"The measuring stick just changed around here, buddy... YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT IT."

Heh, seems to me the stick just aint as impressive as you boast... :P :evilgrin:

Leo656
05-08-2003, 07:50 PM
Funny... I haven't heard YOU complaining nightly...

Ooooh, BURN! :evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 07:52 PM
heh, cant feel what aint there... :evilgrin:


*Burns ignite Leo's spandex shorts*

Leo656
05-08-2003, 07:54 PM
My shorts aren't spandex, they're a cotton/poly blend, and... OHMIGOD!!!

((Stops, drops and rolls))

(Looks down, slightly embarrassed, then shrugs)

Hrm... you DO know that all my other pairs are in the laundry? Ah well.

((Lounges around naked reading comics and eating grapes fed to him by scantily-clad Xena lookalikes))

I can take it if you can. (Yawn)

kyabetsu
05-08-2003, 08:07 PM
*passes Leo the official "Technodrome Censorship DOT." *

put this on. it's a PG-13 thread.

*settles next to him on the sofa with a sigh and commandeers his women.*

that's it, Xena-bunni-chans 1-12. i want a massage. *relaxes under their attentions.*

Peanut
05-08-2003, 08:07 PM
Who is the nWo tech? n00bs I guess.... :D

Leo656
05-08-2003, 08:19 PM
I'm not a n00b... I'm... uh... ((looks up at description under the name)) I'm... SUPER!

(("Special Ed" Voice)) "I'm SUPER! YAAAAAAY!"

For the record, nWo Tech is myself, GK, Nicko, Donna, and that AKAKAKAKA Guy. A few other people PMed either GK or myself and asked about joining, but... well... I got drunk and forgot about 'em. :goofygri:

I also consider Brother Tetsu to be an associate member of nWo Tech. He's got the spirit. ((Starts singing "You've Got the Touch" from "Transformers: The Movie"))

Yes, kya, enjoy the splendor of they-who-look-like-but-aren't-quite-Xena. They do many wonderful things, and if you ask nicely, they'll even do that "Angry Lesbian Mating Call" that Xena used to do before rushing into battle. :evilgrin:

kyabetsu
05-08-2003, 08:29 PM
*kya chuckles low*

i don't have to ask nicely, Leo.... you KNOW they all attend the fan-girl meetings, right?

*shifts slightly to better enjoy the attentions of the Xena-bunnies.*

mmm. yeah, so as i was saying. i don't have to plead with acolytes. they know their place. isn't that right, girls?

*the Xena-bunnies mutter a string of syllables in unison. Their meaning is lost on the un-initiated, but Kya smiles.*

That's right. good girls. in time you'll graduate into the FULL sisterhood. but that will take EFFORT. rub harder.

Leo656
05-08-2003, 08:40 PM
So, if the Xena lookalikes attend the Fangirl meetings, does that mean...

((ponders...))

...Does that mean that, in addition to getting semi-regular spankings from an elderly rat sensei, Machias also receives semi-regular massages from the Xena lookalikes? :o :o :o

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 08:43 PM
...Does that mean that, in addition to getting semi-regular spankings from an elderly rat sensei, Machias also receives semi-regular massages from the Xena lookalikes? :o :o :o


Hey!!! :oops: That is NOt true!!!

Leo656
05-08-2003, 08:44 PM
Which part? :evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 08:45 PM
*groans in frustration* :oops:

Peanut
05-08-2003, 08:45 PM
Things are getting brutal.

Leo656
05-08-2003, 08:56 PM
Heh, aint that the truth? :evilgrin:

Kali
05-08-2003, 09:22 PM
Oh yeah, I'm so glad I managed to compromise for this computer time. :lol:

Leo656
05-08-2003, 09:34 PM
Be glad GK aint here. I'm much more witty when he's around to inspire me.

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 09:36 PM
*whimpers*

Leo656
05-08-2003, 09:38 PM
((Cuddles the lizard while he still can))

Don't forget me while you're gone!

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 09:39 PM
*hugs Leo back* Trust me, I dont think i ever could... :P ;) :D

Leo656
05-08-2003, 09:42 PM
Aww... I have a friend... :goofygri:

((snuggles n cuddles with Machias)) I don't want you to go! :(

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 09:44 PM
I know...I'll be on as late as i can... :D

Leo656
05-08-2003, 09:46 PM
I'm not, I gotta get up early for work... :(

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 10:01 PM
awww... :(

GK Punk
05-08-2003, 10:12 PM
(("You know you're right" by Nirvana plays as I make a quick Run in through the thread, hitting as many people with Kendo sticks as possible))

Man what happened to that nice little message board we had a few weeks ago? now everyone strolls in here thinking they own the place...

Heh It's funny, what stared as a Joke between me and leo has broken out in to an all out war between these different factions.. I just have one thing to say, nWo 4life, we were here first, we'll be here 'till the end... And leo, be sure to keep your pants up bro...

Leo656
05-08-2003, 10:15 PM
But the ladies like it this way!

((Sings a poor karaoke version of Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'", replacing the "F" in "Falling" with a "B"...)) :evilgrin:

And you forgot to cuddle the lizard! :evil:

GK Punk
05-08-2003, 10:16 PM
LOL That's some funny stuff

*cuddles the lizard lady

kyabetsu
05-08-2003, 10:18 PM
lol. silly GK...

didn't machias SHOW you that the Clone MISTRESSES where here first? fangirls have been on this board since it's INCEPTION. Y'all weren't first, GK... you just make the best damn brownies.

and machias... uh... can i just get a mailing address? i couldn't get those stains out of the "catholic school girl" outfit you loaned me... i'll buy you a new one and send it to you.

Leo656
05-08-2003, 10:22 PM
:o :o :o

Catholic schoolgirls...

...getting caught eating tainted brownies and playing Naked Crisco Twister...

...and getting spanked by a giant fuzzy rat...

....On the next Jenny Jones!!! :evilgrin:

Machias Banshee
05-08-2003, 10:24 PM
*hides*

That Matt Guy
05-08-2003, 10:24 PM
Ok, what the hell is naked crisco twister? Oh wait. Don't answer.

Leo656
05-08-2003, 10:25 PM
Pretty much exactly what you'd expect.

And only girls and Ravishing Reptiles can play. :evilgrin:

azure turtle
05-08-2003, 11:37 PM
Bwahahaha! I can't believe everyone's conspiring against the rabid fangirls. 'Tis a futile battle, I say! I've tried everything, and even hiding doesn't work against them. I think I'll sit this battle out.
*sits in the bleachers, eating popcorn and waving a little nBo flag*

Skeletoncrew
05-09-2003, 03:35 AM
*Enters the thread, carried on a lounge between a buff looking Splinter and a well-oiled Shredder. They set the lounge near Kya.* Thanks boys. At ease.

*Looks Kya and the Xena look alikes over.* Having fun? So I see the kiddies are trying to form a resistance.

kyabetsu
05-09-2003, 06:41 AM
So I see the kiddies are trying to form a resistance.

*kya grins and claps twice. The Xena-bunnies withdraw.*

they were. an elite Illuminaughti unit flexed it's collective muscle last night though. We captured the leaders and help them for ransom in the LATE NIGHT CREW thread: (starting on Page 5 if you want ALL the details http://thetechnodrome.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=138208#138208)

the abbreviated version is as follows:

what we... the Sisterhood... the ILLUMINAUGHTI want from you two... admitted FOUNDERS of your boys' clubs... is admission that we rock. That you will NOT hassle us with any more talk of "OVERTHROWING" and this that and the other thing.... unless you WANT to be tied up again... in which case, there are fees for that sort of thing.

it had the desired effect:

we got nothin' but love for ya...
nWo Tech don't want the Fangirls to go away... we're just marking our territory... since we are, after all, the Wolfpac. 8) But that doesn't mean we can't co-exist!

and from the BDD:

you know I never mean any harm. I'm harmless....except to myself....you guys know I've loved you since the beginning....*sniff*............*breaks into a full out cry*


so we let them go, and with Machias' birthday/going away wish, bound them up in a bit of residual guilt:

As my birthday and going away wish, i would like to see the factions somehow work together for a common good...

so all in all... the illuminaughti confirmed our peace treaty with the NWO. and confirmed the Michaelangelo not only cries when tied up, but he's also a threat to no one.

*grabs cake*
HAHA! I tricked you all! I will never give up my conquest to elimante you! NEVER!
*runs off with the cake*
HAHAHAHAHAH....oh poo
*trips and lands face first in the cake*
*gets up with cake all over his face*
HAHA!
*runs off again*
HAHA....why?
*falls into cake*
*sits down on floor cross legged*
I give up!
*begins to eat cake*

*kya smiles as Donatello enters the thread with a chess set and a box of chocolates*

now if you'll excuse me, i've got a date with a TRUE mastermind.
*to donatello as they leave the thread* chocolates? nice. we're gonna end up playing Starcraft instead of chess again, aren't we?....

Turkituck
05-09-2003, 08:21 AM
*rides in Piggy-back on the back of her Mikey*
Whoa, Cutie-butt! *jumps off as Mikey crashes to the floor* And don't rip that fishnet shirt i just got you... yet anyway...
*looks around* Jesus... who'd have thought my simple little question about the Illuminaughti would lead to alla this.
*drags Mikey by his leash up to the beachers and sits next to Azure*
Any bloodshed yet?

Peanut
05-09-2003, 09:39 AM
Hey who's a kiddie? I'm no kiddie. I want ice cream.

impetus
05-09-2003, 01:57 PM
BDD: I'm in, Dudes. Hold on while I make a banner.

HorseTechie
05-09-2003, 02:02 PM
Uh oh... Their numbers are increasing! :eek:
Ditto that! *eye shift*

Yes.. I refuse to become associated with a mob of drooly fangirls... since I am a non-drooly type cyborg. Bleh... :P

*trots off to further plan world domination... all by herself*

Skeletoncrew
05-09-2003, 02:55 PM
*rejoices at Kali's news* Whoo-hoo! Women rule and men drool! This calls for celebration. Splinter! Fetch a case of mead and don't forget the corkscrew! Shredder! Bring snack foods! Good stuff like bruschetta, hummus, breads, crackers, baked brie, and asparagus rolled up in ham and cream cheese! Oh, and petit fours! I like petit fours.

*Both bow and leave the thread, returning shortly with refreshments.*

Dig in everyone!

HorseTechie
05-10-2003, 11:46 AM
*blinks* Kali's news....? huh?

Meira-Bates
05-10-2003, 12:04 PM
*looks around all nervous like* I'll just go back to my little quiet corner, keep outta the conflict, and admire the guys I like from afar, as is my way... :o

kyabetsu
05-10-2003, 12:51 PM
heh. methinks it twas a "typo" on Sc's part. i think she meant "kya." not "kali."

i like "quotation" marks.

Loolaa
05-10-2003, 02:37 PM
....Starcraft...?! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :dead:

Brodie
05-10-2003, 03:22 PM
I'm content with being a loner because you guys freak me out. All that pouncing and destructing....Nuh-uh. I'll stick to loning.

kyabetsu
05-10-2003, 03:41 PM
....Starcraft...?! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :dead:


you a recovering starcraft junkie? or were your friends the victims?

heh heh.
yeah... i figure Don's a gamer at heart: Doom, Quake, Starcraft, EverQuest... if i thought he'd had ANYBODY to play table-top stuff with, i'd add those to the list too: Settlers, Starfarers, Tikal, Magic, Iron Dragon, Risk, ANY of the "Cheap-@ss Games"...

Loolaa
05-10-2003, 03:54 PM
Heh... my boyfriend... then for days after he's played it I have that widdly Starcraft music in my head!
I never tried to play it. If there's no magic or giant monsters in it I won't play... I won't!

I totally agree with you though, it's definatly a Donnie game. I reckon he'd like *anything* strategy based.
I guess Splinty'd play table top suff like Chess with him though...

kyabetsu
05-10-2003, 04:06 PM
sure.. i see splinter willing to play Go or Othello or Chess or Shoogi ((SHOW-Gee)) w/ Don...

but somehow i don't see him willing to learn to play games with more then 50 rules and as many dice. :wink: :P

The Stryker
05-10-2003, 11:09 PM
*is still crying in a corner*

nails.....biting......the pain.....wait.....they're girls....i can't hit girls!!!.....hmm....maybe i can join them somehow.....but not like that dennis rodman sort of thing......dang....cursed with these puny porting powers!!!!....oh well!

Bamf! *disappears away from pain*

impetus
05-11-2003, 02:00 PM
BALLISTIC DESTRUCTO DUDES HAVE A NEW BANNERED MEMBER!!!

HorseTechie
05-11-2003, 02:53 PM
Hrmph... :roll:

C'mon now.. I know there are mech-enamored TMNT fans out there! Let your secret closets fulla hi-tech alien machinery be known. :evilgrin:

Peanut
05-11-2003, 03:59 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE WILL RULE THE WORLD! *on a side note I have returned*

Mars-Chan
05-11-2003, 04:41 PM
Not if I can help it, Mike! Girls, spread out! We're taking over this forum!!
Wahahahahahaahhaaa....*gasps*...ahahahahahaaaaaaaa !!!! 8)

Brodie
05-11-2003, 05:49 PM
Hrmph... :roll:

C'mon now.. I know there are mech-enamored TMNT fans out there! Let your secret closets fulla hi-tech alien machinery be known. :evilgrin:

Yeah, you and Megatron plot your evil deeds and me and Optimus will go run over innocent Civillians.

Dinogrrl
05-21-2003, 10:39 PM
Okay HT - another long term TMNT and Transformers/any other mech fan here. I need a banner with the grand nerd triumvirate on it: Me, Donny and Perceptor! Nyah! :P

HorseTechie
05-22-2003, 11:57 AM
Whooo... a bite!

One prob though, I don't have a pic of you. Or would you just like your nickname? And... any desired universes from which I should pluck Don and Percy from? :D

Peanut
05-22-2003, 02:54 PM
We will not going silently into the night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Becuase it's still light out....
*Goes silently into the day*

Dinogrrl
05-23-2003, 11:27 PM
Probably be useful if I remembered where I've posted, eh? Anyway HT, you don't want a pic of me on there. :P That'd count for more dorkiness than this board could handle. Anyway, it'd have to be normalverse Perceptor (not the evil mirrorverse one) and I guess the movie-esque Don, as in has the purple bandanna, but I'm really liking the rendition on Pat Lee's cover for the first issue of DW's TMNT series. Don kinda dominates that one. :P (pats wallpaper)

Unfortunately the Dinogrrl name has no dedicated character to go with it. Although I am having visions of small, spherical goldfish for some reason. Me and my fish obsession. :D

HorseTechie
05-24-2003, 11:12 AM
*lol* Cool, will do! :D