Bow before my lack of a life!

[Jester]

Hello all. I, the Jester, am now your king, as I have little better to do than post enough to even surpass the wonderful queen of the Drome, Machias Banshee, in number sheer of posts. (then again most of her's are probably pertinent, but that's neither here nor there.)

So kneel people with other, better hobbies. KNEEL BEFORE, JESTER!

[Samhain]

This thread wouldn't be complete without a photo of our King. Here he is in all his glory:

http://i47.tinypic.com/34zlykg.jpg

I'll catch up...someday. And when I do, I'll have that sexy, internet swagger just like the big J-Man. And the stache.

[oldmanwinters]

Better get it out of your system before that kid comes along; you might not have as much free time to rack up your post count!

[Jester]

Better get it out of your system before that kid comes along; you might not have as much free time to rack up your post count!
That was my wife's reaction when I told her I was close to overtaking Machi.

And Sam, where'd you get my picture? You stalking me?

[Lethal Lullaby]

This thread wouldn't be complete without a photo of our King. Here he is in all his glory:

http://i47.tinypic.com/34zlykg.jpg

I'll catch up...someday. And when I do, I'll have that sexy, internet swagger just like the big J-Man. And the stache.

Wait. That's our king?? Porquoi?!! *crying hysterically*

[Samhain]

You stalking me?

No, and for the last time, quit emailing me all those pictures. I told you, it's normal. Just quit shaving it.

[Jester]

No, and for the last time, quit emailing me all those pictures. I told you, it's normal. Just quit shaving it.
Buh...but Sammy.... I thought you liked the pictures. :(

[Hannah]

Does this mean you have the most posts?

[Turo602]

Buh...but Sammy.... I thought you liked the pictures. :(

Send them to me anytime, honey.

[Jester]

Yikes...things just got awkward.

Does this mean you have the most posts?
Yes. I'm still not sure whether to be proud or depressed.

[Candy Kappa]

how about a little bit of both :P

[Turo602]

Yikes...things just got awkward.

Hey, you're not the only one with the... jesting ability to jest?

[Samhain]

Yikes...things just got awkward.




Yes, yes it did. But let's know where to end it. Like, right now.

[Jester]

Yes, yes it did. But let's know where to end it. Like, right now.
Yeah, now is good.

[zkarlette]

[QUOTE=Jester;942788]That was my wife's reaction when I told her I was close to overtaking Machi.

And let me tell ya she's not kidding:lol: you better prepare yourself ..post a lot and sleep a lot ,while you can. But don't worry it's just temporary.

Cool picture btw..:P

[Zany Orange Dude]

Love that picture of you Jester.:twink::tlol:

So tell us, almighty Jester, how does it feel to be King of the posts?

[gobo]

Yikes...things just got awkward.
I find this whole thread disturbing.

[Peanut]

This is more impressive because so many of Machi's post were built up in the biggest spam thread in Drome history. I'm sure a fair amount of mine come from that time period as well. We've also got like...what...about 3 years on you?

Jesus. You post a lot.

[Samhain]

I find this whole thread disturbing.

Indeed. That's why I keep coming back to it.

[Jester]

Jesus. You post a lot.
Some would say too much. :D

[MikeandRaph87]

Jester,if you think you posted a lot an e-friend from DC Comics message boards that shut down last month,he had 136,000 in about two weeks shy of 7 years.

I have too high of a post count for my active member time. Inactive its been quite sometime. Thank Azrael's constant nagging me elsewhere on the net for my presence.

[Dirty Blond]

Look at the pentagram! Are some kind of magick-man or something?

[Jester]

I'm not sure if you guys are just carrying the joke on too far or not, but that's not me...

[Machias Banshee]

Wow.... I knew it had to happen someday. Just didn't think it'd be THAT soon... :P

The Majority of my posts were either in the super RP threads, or in the episode discussions (several years of those, mind you...). I just haven't been posting much lately either because I'm busy with other projects (Just built a raised bed/greenhouse) or there's just nothing that really catches my interest...

And I agree with Lady Jester... Just wait til the baby comes, then you'll be crying for free time.. ;)

A post count in that shorter amount of time surely is deserving of a mango!

:mango:


~Machias

[Jester]

Thanks Amy. :D

[zkarlette]

You two make me feel bad.. I'm really short of posts, I mean counting from the time I joined.. Probably most are at the GD.,and Games..:P

[Jester]

You two make me feel bad.. I'm really short of posts, I mean counting from the time I joined.. Probably most are at the GD.,and Games..:P
Games don't count. :D

[zkarlette]

Games don't count. :D

That's exactly the problem:lol:.

You need to host a seminar on the art of posting.

[Jester]

Art? Um, I'm pretty sure it's just not filtering my fingers.

[gobo]

Note to self: get Jester a finger filtration system for his next birthday.

[Dirty Blond]

I'm not sure if you guys are just carrying the joke on too far or not, but that's not me...

For a second there I thought you were our resident occultist.

[shezcrafti]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/golf-clap.gif

I'm simultaneously ashamed for you and envious of your achievement.

[Jester]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/golf-clap.gif

I'm simultaneously ashamed for you and envious of your achievement.
Love the gif. Men at Work FTW.

[Powder]

Not too shabby there, bud. I recently hit a big number myself. Cheers for being geeks with too much spare time!

[Jester]

Indeed, my friend.

Another tip... try to rely on your Turtle Power!

[KROW]

He's been lying to all of you. This ain't him:

http://i47.tinypic.com/34zlykg.jpg


This is:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/BJKROW/beard/jest8-1.jpg

And he's the one who's preggers.

Congratulations, bud. You prove day in and day out that spam tastes good.

[Jester]

You went digging for this (http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=26407&highlight=Jester%27s+beard) didn't you?

[Archon_Turtle]

Congrats Jester!

[Jester]

Thanks boss. :D

[Stingray69]

So whats your first official decree as king?

[zkarlette]

That doesn't involve any of us getting beards :lol:.

[Jester]

Um....read, post, and be merry?

How's that?

[Stingray69]

Pretty crappy.

[Jester]

Send me monetary tributes in the sum of $20 dollars each?

[Cure]

Not quite. Almost there.

[Jester]

Fight to the death for my amusement?

[Ninjinister]

The day I reach those numbers is the day I drop my internet connection for good.

[Jester]

16,000 posts! Boo-ya!


Man I am a looser.

Then again they say they say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem....

[MikeandRaph87]

16,000 post simply is your way of expressing your turtle obessession. You must have never ventured over to Dccomics.com's message boards in its 8 and half year exisitence. Quite a few had 20,000 plus and even more had atleast 10,000. In honor of your achievement we chipped in and got you this. Its being shipped your home. Wear it with pride!

http://www.amazon.com/Chocolate-Gold-Award-Medal-Only/dp/B000ZKSSOK

[mysterycolor]

16,000 posts! Boo-ya!


Man I am a looser.

Then again they say they say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem....

you can always try these steps...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay6GjmiJTPM&ob=av2e

[KROW]

You went digging for this (http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=26407&highlight=Jester%27s+beard) didn't you?

Haha... Holy crap.

[Jester]

Wait...you still had that picture on your computer somewhere....

Creepy.

[Machias Banshee]

After that picture of your pregger belly, I have a strange urge to pat it. It's almost like a buddha belly - rub it for good luck... :goof:

[Stingray69]

16,000 post simply is your way of expressing your turtle obessession. You must have never ventured over to Dccomics.com's message boards in its 8 and half year exisitence. Quite a few had 20,000 plus and even more had atleast 10,000. In honor of your achievement we chipped in and got you this. Its being shipped your home. Wear it with pride!

http://www.amazon.com/Chocolate-Gold-Award-Medal-Only/dp/B000ZKSSOK

Come on he deserves more then that. The next time I make it to a bk I'll get him a crown. Ever king needs a crown.

[BubblyShell22]

Congrats on your post count, Jester. I'm so proud of you.

[Ninjinister]

16,000 posts! Boo-ya!


Man I am a looser.

Then again they say they say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem....

When will you admit your spelling problem?

[mysterycolor]

After that picture of your pregger belly, I have a strange urge to pat it. It's almost like a buddha belly - rub it for good luck... :goof:
that is a spectacular shot of our jester

[Jester]

When will you admit your spelling problem?
I have...many times, but I really am loose.

[gobo]

Ya oughtta tighten up then.

[Stingray69]

I have...many times, but I really am loose.

Kegals man, do your kegals.

[KROW]

Wait...you still had that picture on your computer somewhere....

Creepy.

Actually, it's still on my Photobucket account. It's not like I sift through those pictures everyday or something... :shifty:

[zkarlette]

Dammit Krow! Where have you've been!?.. Most likely sifting through Jesters pics...

[Luzmagica]

Congrats Jester!!! :)

....well....when you are on top King...you can still reaching stars.... what about Emperor?? sounds good???? :D
...

What about to try 100.000 posts??? (*so happy to read your humor sense in this forum forever... :tlol: *)

...Ahh....also adding....you looks enough handsome in KROW files.... Dont be ashamed of your little belly!

[gobo]

That's right. Be ashamed of the big one. :evilgrin:

[Mona_Lisa]

Hello all. I, the Jester, am now your king, as I have little better to do than post enough to even surpass the wonderful queen of the Drome, Machias Banshee, in number sheer of posts. (then again most of her's are probably pertinent, but that's neither here nor there.)

So kneel people with other, better hobbies. KNEEL BEFORE, JESTER!

Congratulations Jester, I shall Bow.... I enjoy all your funny posts... It keeps thing interesting.....:D