Late Night Crew

[Peanut]

I was just up late. As usual. So I decided to create this topic. Things are slow at night and I just put this up so people that ARE here can talk about whatever. Who's on right now anyways? I need something to do.

[azure turtle]

I'm here! :D Taking a break from a biology paper, as fun as that is. Bleah.

[Machias Banshee]

*glomps Mikey*

Heh, I'm here...

Working on junk as always...:P I'm gonna be crashing in a bit.

7 days+ 14 hours sleep= Tired and Bitchy Raptor...

Gotta finish an art report on body art, and then off to bed til just before sunrise, and i paint a landscape! :dead:

[azure turtle]

You're gonna paint a landscape???? Doesn't that require a lotta paint?

[Peanut]

I'm just up. Nothing better to do. I don't sleep much. I'm always patroling the boards. I'll be so crashed out tomorrow morning I won't be able to move. Such is the life of a sugar junky! :D

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: Its a small landscape...and I've got a spraygun... :evilgrin:

Heh, meand My 2 liters of Mountain dew are very happy... :D

[Peanut]

This reminds me of the olden days. Just a couple people knocking back on the boards. Dancing and singing. Spaming till no end. ahhhhh good time...good times.

[Machias Banshee]

*sigh* Yeah...

I wonder how old chromedome's doing...I remember me and Kali working together to make him blush...and of course the clones... :evilgrin:

[azure turtle]

LOL! You're both on a sugar high? Curse the luck. The last sugary thing I ate was an ice cream bar 2 hours ago. Bah.

But yeah, this does remind me of days gone by. Too bad Kali isn't around to chat. Heh heh, and I remember HT always complaining that we youngens were posting too fast for her to keep up. :lol:

[Peanut]

Old chrome_dome. Haven't spoken to him for along time. I remember when those clones came about. It was at the time of my first demise. *tear* but thank goodness that's over with.

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: I've only taken a sip of Dew... :D

Lol, I remember that! :D

Heh, the clones are here, just on break... :evilgrin:

[Barkworm]

Hey, I'm here! In Germany it's 8.30 am, so it isn't really night. :P My university seminars start at 12.00 am today so I have nothing better to do than to spend my whole time on the boards (I could also learn some Latin but...noooo!).

[Peanut]

It's 2:40 am where I am. You write very good english. Are you from Germany orginally ?

[azure turtle]

Midnight where I'm at. My classes start at 9:00am, though. Yuck. I hate morning classes.

*trembles in fear*
So the clones have only been hibernating? This could be frightening...

[Loolaa]

Ooooh... this is a cool thread.... I could post on here before I go to work cuz it's early morning here too... 20 to 8am.

*files thread in the back of her head for future reference*

Gotta work :dead: see ya.

[Peanut]

Work sucks!
*walks away*
(loud shotgun bang's)
*walks back*
Correction! They WERE hibernating!
MUHAHAHAHAHAhahahaaaah..a.h.ha.a....aa..h.... :sleep:

[Machias Banshee]

Midnight where I'm at. My classes start at 9:00am, though. Yuck. I hate morning classes.

*trembles in fear*
So the clones have only been hibernating? This could be frightening...



Heh, same timezone as Mikey, and I got an art final at 830, so :P

:lol: Yeah, they'll always be here...:) just in the background...eating mangoes with the off-topic ninjas at the cliff-face cafe... :D

[azure turtle]

Bummer... :( Have fun at work, Loolaa! And enjoy the rest of your day. :D

[azure turtle]

Correction! They WERE hibernating!
MUHAHAHAHAHAhahahaaaah..a.h.ha.a....aa..h.... :sleep:
Uh oh... :eek:

[Barkworm]

It's 2:40 am where I am. You write very good english. Are you from Germany orginally ?
Hey, that's a nice compliment, thank you dude! Well, I was born in Germany but my parents are Indian immigrants!

[Machias Banshee]

*clones appear, arms folded, lookng extremely POd*

CSplinter: It would be much appreciated if we could get some sleep, without someone using a shotgun...


Heh, sorry, Sensei...night boys...


CTurtles: *grunt, groan, and head back to bed.*

CSplinter: *nods, nad leaves*


Heh, theyre back, and wiht a vengence... :evilgrin:

CMike: *runs back, snags Machi and runs back tothe lair* Bedtime! :evilgrin:


Uh...:toops: Night guys...

[Peanut]

That's pretty cool. I just thought I'd ask since we have people from all over the world on this board and I haven't seen you make english mistakes like the others do.

[Barkworm]

Yeah, I intend to become an English teacher so these boards are a good training for me. :D

[azure turtle]

Woah, that's pretty neat, Barkworm!

I see the clones have appeared... :eek: I guess this is my cue to get going, as well. Still gotta finish that paper.
*groan*

Night Mahias, Mikey, 'n Barkworm! See ya around! :D

*disappears in a puff of blue smoke*

[Barkworm]

A blue turtle with the abilities of Nightcrawler? :o Amazing!
Good night (or good morning :D )!

[azure turtle]

A blue turtle with the abilities of Nightcrawler? :o Amazing!
Good night (or good morning :D )!
*reappears quickly*
LOL! I never made that connection. Been a while since I've disappeared like that, though. ;) Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow!
*disappears again*

[Peanut]

That's cool barkworm! Good night world! I look forward to the great things you have in store for me tomorrow....now I'll probably get hit by a car! Anyways see all you guys (and gal) later.
To infinity.............
*jumps of cliff face*
AND BEYOND!

[Peanut]

Oh wait. Post 1200! Now I can leave!
*flies way*

[Barkworm]

Up, up and away! (Couldn't resist :P )

[That Matt Guy]

I'll be up all night since this is one of my days off from the slave drive.

[kyabetsu]

typred bye kyya's catt:-

thu won niiihght sheee wasss knot uup awl nyght an board two tearz yew ar awl onlyne whan shhee couldve taulkt two u awl. Shhee wil bee sad whan shee wakez two finnd thet shee missdd thu partay.


*kya shoos the cat away from the keyboard.*
fool thing. SURE he can type but he can't spell for CRAP. though he's right. it's funny that the one night i'm not arm-wrestlng insomnia you guys are all night-owling around.

heh. oh well. i'll catch y'all NEXT darkness.

[Kali]

Aww, I missed the fun. Well, this fun, anyways... *smirk*

[Peanut]

Indeed you did miss out. Tonight. Tonight will be the night.

[Kali]

I'll be sure to take a nap after shopping so I can make it. :D

[Peanut]

It will be like old times.

[Machias Banshee]

*sigh* sadly, this will be my last long night for a long time...I leave for home tomorrow morning... :(

[Kali]

Damn, then I really CAN'T miss tonight, can I? :D

[Machias Banshee]

Heh, you have NO idea... :P

*sigh* once I get off, its packing up the puter for next fall... :(

[Leo656]

:cry:

But you can't leave! You simply mustn't!

Snif... My Ravishing Reptile is gonna leave... my Lovely Lizard is going away... :(

I'm gonna miss ya...

GLOMP!!!!

[Machias Banshee]

aww, Leo... :cry:

*gets up from the floor, hugging him* I'm gonna miss you too...

[Peanut]

:cry: I'm sad.

[Machias Banshee]

*hugs Mike*

[Leo656]

((hugs Machi and gives her a care package of The Brownies))

Use them wisely, child...

[Kid Icarus]

I've always had a question of the brownies. Are they the special kind, or the regular kind? :-?

[Leo656]

GK's brownies are definitely the special "left-handed" kind. Get 'em fast before kya snags em all.

[Peanut]

Let's have a going away party for Mach!
*throws confetti*

[Leo656]

Great idea!!!

((dances atop the bar wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots as "Push It" by Salt N Pepa pumps over the speakers))

Let's make Machi's last night memorable, one way or the other! :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Yeah, I'm all for that! *mixes up some mango lassies*

[Machias Banshee]

aww.... :cry: :) You gusy are so sweet....



Memorable as in Good memorable, right? :embarass:

[Kali]

Riiiight.... Oh and don't worry, Machi, I'll be taking very good care of your Mikey-clone while your gone. :D

[Leo656]

Trust me, you'll remember this night long after the memory of Splinter's last "punishment" has faded! :evilgrin:

Just teasin', cutie... :::::GLOMP!!!!!:::::

[Machias Banshee]

:embarass: heh...oh boy...

Mike: *sighs* Miss you, Machi...*hugs her*

aww..*hugs back*


Raph: :evilgrin: Let's make this a GOOD Memorable night...She NEEDS a punishment from Splinter....annoying troublemaker...

[Leo656]

NEEDS? Or maybe... CRAVES?

I mean, she sure does tend to get into trouble.... :evilgrin:

[Cascadia]

Over the last few weeks, I have had no sleep. I might get a few hours here and there. I am catching up on my sleep because I am not a full-time college student anymore. I am officially graduating pretty soon....in less than 12 hours. I have a double degree in environmental science and EPO Biology (environmental population organismic biology---everthing above bacteria) and a minor in geology along with some map-making/GIS and website design skills. Hooray

[Machias Banshee]

NEEDS? Or maybe... CRAVES?

I mean, she sure does tend to get into trouble.... :evilgrin:


:o *whimpers* no....

[Kali]

Cheers! Man, I'm gonna be a zombie for work tomorrow, glad it's still "early" here.

[Kid Icarus]

Over the last few weeks, I have had no sleep. I might get a few hours here and there. I am catching up on my sleep because I am not a full-time college student anymore. I am officially graduating pretty soon....in less than 12 hours. I have a double degree in environmental science and EPO Biology (environmental population organismic biology---everthing above bacteria) and a minor in geology along with some map-making/GIS and website design skills. Hooray :o

And to think, I'm barely meeting the science requirements to graduate.

[Leo656]

((Gently pets Machias))

Shh, it's ok. Denial is a lovely river in Egypt, Machi. :D

((Hugs)) I'm just kiddin'. I'll keep ya outta trouble... well, a little... what kinda party would it be if you didn't get in at least SOME?

(offers Machias a brownie) :evilgrin:

[Kid Icarus]

*runs around and hands out some party-popper confettie fireworks things that look like mini champange bottles.*

[Machias Banshee]

*grins, taknig a left-handed brownie* thanks...heh, the best type of stuff is left-handed...



Mike: :evilgrin:

[Kali]

*snickers* Don't worry, Machi, I'll take all blame and punishment for this one. You just have fun.

[Leo656]

Does that mean Kali's gonna get spanked? :o

Hey, y'know, that reminds me... we never DID see that Naked Crisco Twister Match, Machias....

((Gets the spinner))

No time like the present if you're leaving! :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Heaven help us if this thread inspires any Artjitsu entries... :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

:o

*wishes she'd burned the Sp/Machi pic from the RPG* Not again...

[kyabetsu]

*kya stretches as she walks through the doorway.* nekkid crisco twister?

i'm in.

[That Matt Guy]

¿?

[Kid Icarus]

*walks slowly away from this thread* :lol:

[Leo656]

Want a Traditional Pre-Match Brownie or two, kya? :evilgrin:

[kyabetsu]

*warms up her shoulder joint and slowly eases it out of it's own socket. Kya uses muscle alone to pull it completely 360 degrees around it a long circle, then back the other way before pulling it back into the joint pocket with a quiet ^snik^ *

of course, Leo. i've never been able to say no... but who's the opponent? I"ve got a standing challenge with Machias... but she may not "dare to bare" if you know what i mean...

*Kya proceeds to do the same routine with her other shoulder.*

[Machias Banshee]

I dont bare it for just anyone... :P :D

[Leo656]

I have it in writing somewhere that she owes you a match. That oughta be her big sendoff from the Forums... :lol:

Maybe Kali's up for it otherwise. I know Donna'd be game but I don't see her around...

[Kali]

Well, I guess I'd be game. Good thing I started my Yoga up again. :lol:

[kyabetsu]

I dont bare it for just anyone... :P :D

girl...
i'm not gonna touch that one....



so lemme know... is KALI yer champion? or do i get to try GREASED ALLIGATOR WRESTLING on the twister board?

[Leo656]

We got kya and Kali! Which Fangirl Whose Name Starts With K is the most bendy-flexible?! Strip down and grease 'em up!

((Spins))

Left hand red! :evilgrin:

[That Matt Guy]

:o The less said, the better.

[kyabetsu]

*kya prepares. in a few moments, she glistens and moves to put her left hand on a middle red dot.*

[Leo656]

But yet you just said something! You're a traitor to your own cause!

(random onlooker) "HE'S A WITCH!"

But how do we know for sure?

(another random spectator) "SEE IF HE'S MADE OF WOOD!"

But HOW?

(random onlooker #1) "BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF 'IM!"

...........Dude, that won't work, for can bridges not also be made out of stone?

((Is suddenly interrupted as the Holy Hand Grenade falls from the sky and lands directly at his feet))

....oh, figs....

KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

[kyabetsu]

*kya uses the board to sheild herself from the explosion.*

okay. if there's gonna be stuff blowing up... i'm putting on protective gear.

[Machias Banshee]

Jeezus Croist!!! :o

[That Matt Guy]

Holy Hand Grenade? :lol:

[kyabetsu]

right. TIME OUT!!


*kya comes back in a black vinyl cat suit. it's still shiney*

okay. i've read my bible. those things come in THREES.

*she puts her hand back down on red.*

ready when you are.

[Leo656]

((pulls himself out of the smoking crater))

NO! Er, ah, I mean... no, kya, that shouldn't be necessary. I think the worst is over.

((Glances briefly before quickly turning around)

Um, cuz... y'know, safety gear would just weigh you down. And stuff. Yeah.

[Kali]

*smirks* Makes me glad I'm immortal.

[Machias Banshee]

*shakes head*

[kyabetsu]

*laughing*

too late leo... if they don't come in 3's they come in 7's... besides... it's a pg-13 thread... you weren't seeing anything anyways.

*shrugs.*

so do i have an OPPONENT? or should i just arm-wrestle MATT there and get this over with?

[Machias Banshee]

*glomps Kya*


:evilgrin:

[Leo656]

Well, I'll spin again and see what happens.

((spins))

Right foot, green!

((steps back just in case there are any more Holy Hand Grenades falling from the Heavens))

[kyabetsu]

*kya rolls with it and throws machias in a "REVERSE TIGGER-MANUEVER." Staring down at the lizard, Kya kissed the end of her nose.*

so. sweet cheeks. play? not play?

[Leo656]

:o

She KISSED HER NOSE!!! :D

Heheh, sorry, for some reason I find that so adorable. :goofygri:

[Kali]

*sighs and goes ahead and puts her right foot on green*

[Machias Banshee]

*grins, and quickly whispers to Kya*

[kyabetsu]

*kya winks and signals serrupticiously to kali. She gets up off of Machias and Holds and hand out to help her up.*

madamemoiselle?

[Peanut]

That's right I'm here! Shudder before me!

[Leo656]

((spins))

Right hand red!

((Hears a far off whistling sound and holds the spinner over his head, blocking the rapidly-descending Holy Hand Grenade.))

HAH! Hah-HAH!

((Looks up at the sky, shaking fist angrily)) Now go avay or I vill taunt yew a second time-uh!

((Looks on horrified as five more fall from the sky, encircling him, and explode in unison))

KRATAKAYAKATABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

...I gotta start wearin' hats...

[kyabetsu]

i knew i was right to put clothes on.


*whispers to kali in pasing*: coup'de'tat. Statue of Liberty play. circle wide, Rodeo clown. m takes m. you take L. follow M's lead. i got the ring to put in the bull's nose, we'll take'em both to market. :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

*takes her hand with a smile* merci beaucoup...

*turns and looks at the boys* you guys wanna see something better?

[Leo656]

You're one to talk, I'm the one getting blown to Smithereens! See?!

((holds up a map of Smithereens with a big arrow on it that says "You are HERE"))

As a matter of fact, I... uh oh...

((looks down sheepishly as the Censorship Dot magically appears))

Heh... oops... I guess not even my hardcore gear can survive a repeated onslaught such as that.

((Whistles for the Xena lookalikes to bring more clothes))

[Peanut]

I'm scared.

[Leo656]

Me too.

((quickly throws on some new clothes))

Whattya think they're talking about? :|

[Machias Banshee]

*grins* You'll like it, trust me...

*nods to the girls* Let's give them a show they'll never forget... :evilgrin:

[Leo656]

The cute lizard is scaring me....

[Peanut]

I don't know, but I'm going to make sure I'm safe!
*Hides in a closet*

[Machias Banshee]

*snaps fingers, a pizza suddenly appearing in her hands* Hungry, anyone?

[Leo656]

C'mon, Mikey, you know you can't hide in there.

Everyone knows that out of everyone on the Forums, only Grunger Kittie can get away with being in the closet.

:evilgrin:

[Peanut]

:lol:
*runs out of the closet and grabs the pizza*
Yo spek *gnaw* not but *munch* trufh......

[kyabetsu]

*smiles and moves towards the pizza*

actually, yah... i am hungry... and since it's your last night here for a while i say MACHIAS gets to choose how we celebrate.

*waves leo over.*

c'mon. we don't bite.... *laughes hysterically. then sighs* god that gets funnier every time i say it.

[Leo656]

Pizza?

You got any Heineken to go with that?

Maybe I can have it served to me by a busty blonde that says nothing but "I am from Sveden, yah..."? Or maybe even TWO of em?

[Peanut]

*Looks up from his seat on the floor*
Whre ar *crunch* bust *munch* wmen?

[Machias Banshee]

*grins, and jumps at Mike, taclking him to the floor, grappling on the twister mat*

time for some fun! :evilgrin:


*wraps Mike up in the twister mat, tying it tight*

[kyabetsu]

*a pair of FABIO-look-a-likes trot out in little leiderhosen bearing the heinkens.*
F1 & F2: I AM FRUM SVEEDEN! YAH!\

*kya pulls her whip out and with a quick flick while leo's distracted by the twins, nabs his wrists long enough to pull out some poly-nylon chord and bind his arms to his sides.*

[Leo656]

:o

((Has flashbacks to when his father worked at the Coleco toy factory))

Oh God... such memories... we were so poor... we couldn't afford fancy things like... like clothes! We had to wear what my father brought home from work! We wore the TOYS! Every morning I'd come downstairs and my mom would wrap me up in a Twister mat and send me off to school wearing a Hot Wheels track as a belt! You think that got me any friends? HELL NO! Those kids picked on me even WORSE for it! They're spinning the spinner and kicking my ass! "Left hand RED! Right foot BLUE!" It was a damn joke to those kids! :evil:

[Leo656]

((looks down at his whip-bound wrists, then leers at kya))

Why kya honey, I never knew you cared....

[kyabetsu]

sorry this brings up bad memories, Leo-kun. but you see... it's Machias' last night... so we're partying HER way. Kneel please...

*kya nudges the back of Leo's knees and puts pressure on the ropes tha bind his arms. still knotted in the whip, hiis wrists are still bound.*

for machi.

[Peanut]

*squirms around choking on the pizza*
Someone help! I've dropped some pizza crumbs!!!
*rolls around with tounge out trying to lick them off the floor

[Leo656]

((winks))

Alright, I'll kneel, but I just wanna remind you that I never been in prison, so no funny stuff...

[Machias Banshee]

*drags Mike over, setting him behind Leo*

[Peanut]

*Looks around quickly*
Wha...what's going on?

[Leo656]

:o

WRONG!

((Pulls some suave ninja shizzz and unbinds himself))

No offense, Mikey, you're just too tall, dude...

[Machias Banshee]

*rolls eyes* not that!

[Peanut]

*Begins to hop away*
I don't like where this is going!

[Leo656]

((Glances nervously at Machias))

Promise?

You wouldn't lie to me... would you...?

[Kali]

*sits back in a lounge chair with a fruit drink* Now THIS is entertainment!

[kyabetsu]

*sidesteps up to leo and whispers.* Leo. if we were looking for Yaoi... we'd've found other fanboys... don't fret so much. i was cool w/ nekkid twister... machias just wants to play a different game.

*kya eases her tanto out of its hidden sheath slowly.*

Play along or ... i'll put those pictures of you trying on Chyna's wardrobe onto the web.

[Leo656]

:o

Dude, just the boots... it was JUST THE BOOTS...

[Peanut]

*Bites onto a window latch and pulls it open. Slowly begins to wiggle his way out the window*
You'll never catch me now!

[Machias Banshee]

*runs over to Mike, grabbing him, and hauls him back in*


You try to leve again, you'll be having a nice lil talk with Kya...

[Leo656]

BAH! Coward! You would, wouldn't you? You'd leave me here, all alone with Kali, kya and Machias, not having any clue as to their intentions... no way of fighting them off... completely helpless... totally at their mercy...

((Pauses...))

Uh.... I think I got this under control, Mike. Get lost. Now.

[Peanut]

*lays on the floor panting*
Too....*puff*....much....*puff*....pizza.

[kyabetsu]

suuure. it was. that's why i've got so many negatives.

*kya takes his hand and brings it around his back. She takes her other hand off her tanto and makes and quick series of bonds: wrists and elbows. Kya chuckles*

completely helpless? that entails what we were talking about before. Kneel please, or you will be knelt.

*she raises his bound arms and forces his shoulders forward a bit. it could get painful and from his position arguing is not really an option. She puts a foot to the back of his knee as a gesture only. He can still kneel of his own choice.*

you do realize you've made machi WAIT on HER day, don't you? that's not a good friend.

[Leo656]

:(

I'm sorry, Machi. I wuv you...

((slowly kneels))

Just don't do anything I'm gonna have to press charges for later....

[azure turtle]

Omigah... I'm not even gonna touch this thread. :teek:
*disappears in a puff of blue smoke*

[Leo656]

Great... there went my last line of defense...

Y'know, for a blue ninja turtle, he sure is quick to run, aint he? ((mumble grumble))

[Peanut]

*slinks over to Kali's chair and collapses beside it*
For the love of all things holy stop this madness!

[That Matt Guy]

You should all be destroyed for this.

[kyabetsu]

*kya beams like the sunshine through the clouds.*

of COURSE we wouldn't!

*this time kya is thorough. She binds: ankle to ankle and wrist bounds to ankle bounds. a pair of figure 8 loops keep the backs of Leo's knees against a sout bo staff pressed parallel to the floor behind his knees.*

there! you can't move your hands... or you feet or your arms.. or your legs and that bo makes it impossible for you to tilt to either side either.... you look so CUTE that way!!

*calls over to machias*
how secure is mike? we don't want either of them getting hurt!

[Kali]

*looks over her sunglasses at Mike* "For the love of all things "holy"?" Sorry, sweetie, ain't my department. *smiles her demonic, fang-filled smile*

[Machias Banshee]

*ties Mike around his peetree and grins* all ready...he's not escaping that...

*points to leather and chain bindings, and a one ton weight attached to his shell*

[Leo656]

Oh Jesus H. Hogan... I am so afraid...

(sweat drop)

For the love of Nash, don't do anything I'm gonna regret.... :dead:

[Peanut]

I never noticed how bad it smells here. I think I stepped in something....I live like an animal....oh wait. Yeah.

[kyabetsu]

*kya is ecstatic!*

wow! that was surprisingly easy.

you wanna tell 'em the run down, Machias, or should i?

[Machias Banshee]

*smiles* have fun! :D

*sits with Kali, sipping a mango lassie*

[Leo656]

Oh NO...

kya's making the rules? I'm dead. :dead:

[Peanut]

I don't like the smile....It's un-nerving.

[Leo656]

What exactly would happen if I mentioned I have like, ten minutes before I gotta go to bed...? ((nervous sweat drop))

[Peanut]

If you leave me here I will surely perish!

[Leo656]

Sheeeeeeet, every playa for themselves, dawg....

[kyabetsu]

*kya sits down in front of the boys indian style. smiling for all the world like it was (insert your winter solstice holiday of choice here).*

so.
me and the fangirls think that you boys need to learn to share a bit.

We've been here. We ain't leaving. and... UNTIL we were provoked, we lived in peace and harmony with any and all groups the techodrome was home to.

Machias is leaving us tonight... for ALL summer... or we'd've given you the longer "battle" version of this... but it's not fair to leave her out of the fun!

so.
what we... the Sisterhood... the ILLUMINAUGHTI want from you two... admitted FOUNDERS of your boys' clubs... is admission that we rock. That you will NOT hassle us with any more talk of "OVERTHROWING" and this that and the other thing.... unless you WANT to be tied up again... in which case, there are fees for that sort of thing.

*kya takes a deep breath and addresses Leo.*

The NWO has been on WONDERFUL terms with the Fangirl population here since its inception. we'd like for it to CONTINUE that way. But we couldn't have you interfering with the our "display of power and intent" you see?

*to Mike*
the BDD was formed as an ANTI-FANGIRL group! you wound us. really. what brought that on?


*to the two*
so. head over to the ILLUMINAUGHTI thread and make some FORMAL statements, on behalf of your "organizations"... to the effect of a peace treaty with bonus points to the girls for being clever....

OR...
i let Kali "DO HER THING" to you....

i'd be more specific, but all she ever tells me when i ask is... "IT"S UNPLEASENT."

[Leo656]

But... but we got nothin' but love for ya...

nWo Tech don't want the Fangirls to go away... we're just marking our territory... since we are, after all, the Wolfpac. 8) But that doesn't mean we can't co-exist! I'm being wrongfully persecuted! I snuggle Machi! You hear me?! I SNUGGLE MACHI!!!!!!

[Peanut]

*looks up at them all*
Why are you doing this to me...it was harmless joke. *sniff* *sniff*
*Tears begin to well up in his eyes*

[kyabetsu]

*kya goes back to consult with her sisters.*

[azure turtle]

*glomps Machias*
Sorry, I just had to do that one more time before you go. :(
*hugs Machias*

I see the fangirls are plotting something. I sense impending doom! Doom, I say! :eek:
*withdraws into his shell for safety*

[Leo656]

(snif)... I never wanted anyone to go away... I... I snuggle Machi... I compliment Kali's art... I... I give kya brownies! BROWNIES! My intentions are pure! We just want our piece of the pie, that's all! ((Snif))

((Glances at Mike)) I can't speak for this chucklehead, though. Him and his "He-Man Wymmin-Hater" club. Yeesh....

[Machias Banshee]

*walks over to the boys, smiling*

how you two doing today?


aww...*hugs Azure* thanks...

heh, dont worry, s'all good...

[Peanut]

*sniff* Uh yeah...I...you....I....you know I never mean any harm. I'm harmless....except to myself....you guys know I've loved you since the beginning....*sniff*............
*breaks into a full out cry*

[Machias Banshee]

*hugs Leo and Mike*

As my birthday and going away wish, i would like to see the factions somehow work together for a common good...


*hugs them again and releases them*

I WILL be stopping by on occasion...so behave... ;)

[Leo656]

How manipulative is that... they owned us like Sigfreid owns Roy... so help me, when a girl starts talking about tying me up I just CAN'T SAY NO!!! :(

[Peanut]

*Sniff* We'll miss you....*hugs* :cry:

[kyabetsu]

*kya pulls out one of her famous, triple fudge deeper'n'deeper chocolate cakes and hands out pieces.*

yup. objective obtained. Peaceful cohabitation w/ RESPECT. Aretha had that one right. R. E. S. P. E. C. T.

Cake, guys?

[Leo656]

FREE! Free at last! And my very first order of business is... ((eyes Machias with an evil smirk...))

((Running start....))

Aaaaaaaand.........

GLOMP!!!!!!!!

Bye Machias... Amy... I'll miss you.... have a great summer and a Happy Birthday! ((Hugs n cuddles n snuggles Machi and kisses her on the cheek)) :(

[azure turtle]

Cake, guys?
*cries*
I need comfort food!
*starts gobbling up cake*

[Leo656]

Heheh Azure's gonna put on sympathy weight.

[Kali]

Aww, I love happy endings. :D Well, I guess this is psuedo-happy, since Machi's stll gonna be leaving for awhile. Gonna miss ya.

*decides what the hell and has some cake* Might as well before my metabolism goes back to normal.

[azure turtle]

:razz:

Hey Leo, you look hungry. Have some cake.
*throws a slice at Leo*
:evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

:toops:
*hugs Machias back*
Aye... We gonna miss ya, Machias! :( I hope you visit every now and then, just like last summer.

And advanced happy b-day! I hope you have lots of fun! :anime:

[edit: What the heck??? This is my post! --- Azure]


:lol: I tried to quote you! and messed up royally... *hugs*

[Peanut]

*grabs cake*
HAHA! I tricked you all! I will never give up my conquest to elimante you! NEVER!
*runs off with the cake*
HAHAHAHAHAH....oh poo
*trips and lands face first in the cake*

[Leo656]

((Eyes the cake momentarily))

Hm.

Kya... tell me...

...is this GK's cake?

[kyabetsu]

*Kya lightly taps Leo on the shoulder with a fist when he comes up for air after glomping machi.*

yeah. thanks for lettin' me tie you up. you're a chill guy.

*watches mike faceplant in the cake*

yeah. okay. grand. some people get an arch-nemesis... we got mike.

*grins.*
he's kinda cute actually... in that "completely hopeless way."

[Peanut]

*gets up with cake all over his face*
HAHA!
*runs off again*
HAHA....why?
*falls into cake*

[Leo656]

Like I said... for some reason, I have a hard time refusing girls that want to tie me up. Especially when they're willing to play Naked Crisco Twister. How we got from Point A to Point B I have no idea. I'll have to re-read this thing tomorrow.

Yeah, I love youse too. :P

[azure turtle]

Uh oh... I think I made a boo boo with Machias's post... I was supposed to quote her, not edit her!!!
*cries pitifully*
I'm a failure!!! :cry:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: No, i messed up...

[kyabetsu]

*to Leo* GK?
no... he left... that's why i knew it'd be okay ta tie you up without people hurling brownies at my head... that's just a chocolate cake. i bake.
*shrugs*
it's got enough caffiene in it to keep a continent awake, but other than that, it's prolly not gonna hurt him.

[azure turtle]

:lol: No, i messed up...
LOL!!! I'm so confused. Now it seems like you're talking to yourself. :lol:
*hugs Machias*
Ah, good times, good times. :)

[Leo656]

Actually I was referring to GK's RECIPE for cake. As in, when he takes his brand of cake and brownies to the bake sale, it is, quite literally, a "bake" sale....

Sorta related note: Im tired as hell, and when I was typing "referring" it came out as "reefering", and if that aint a Freudian slip or something I donno what is.... :lol:

[Peanut]

*sits down on floor cross legged*
I give up!
*begins to eat cake*
It's good! Would be better if Machias wasn't leaving though... :cry:

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Hands Machi a special bowl of farewell gruel.
Eat up! :D

[azure turtle]

*sits down on floor cross legged*
I give up!
*begins to eat cake*
It's good! Would be better if Machias wasn't leaving though... :cry:
I couldn't agree more. :(
*continues eating comfort cake*

[Leo656]

Yeah, Machi leaving sucks. :(

((curls up next to Machias and starts to doze off))

Buh bye, pretty lizard... seeya soon....

[kyabetsu]

yeah, come here, machi!

*hugs for the raptor*

you keep yer nose clean this summer. don't swim a 1/2 hour after eating. remember to floss... you've got a LOT of teeth... i imagine dental work is MISERABLE.... anyways. Eat your greens. and go to an amusement park or a water park or something fun in that "so much fun i'm sunburned and vaguely nauseas" kinda way...

but yeah. most importantly... COME BACK!!!


*was gonna tell leo that she'd made it a CLEAN cake... but didnt wanna wake him.*

[azure turtle]

ROFL!!! Yeah, what Kya said! :D

[Machias Banshee]

aww...you're all so sweet....


*Group hug*

dont worry, I'm going to try and come bac ks soon as i cn fora visit, i swear...

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Maybe you could return with a "What I Did on My Summer Vacation" thread.

[Peanut]

*looks up from the cake*
Oh yeah remember to bring me something back! So help me if you don't bring anything back I'll........be fine with it. As long as you bring yourself back.
*joins the group hug*

[Leo656]

Yeah Machi, if you don't come back we're all gonna spank you!

.....

Hm... no, that's no good... she doesn't exactly consider that punishment.... :evilgrin:

J/K sweetie... hurry back

[Machias Banshee]

*blinks* hey! I dont LIke Spankings! :P

[azure turtle]

*drops the cake*
Yay! Group hug!!!
*gives everyone a hug*
As long as this doesn't turn into a group spanking, then we should be fine. :razz:

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Spankings a good idea either way.

Anyway,**feeds Machi a fillet of triceretops**, Us carnosaurs gotta stick together, so practice your prey-hunting skills.

[Peanut]

Hey.....who touched my tail.

[Leo656]

Sorry. :|

[Machias Banshee]

*smiles* I'll practice...


*hugs everyone, glomps the guys*


I better get going, I'm not gongto be able to get up in the morning....


See you soon...!~


*disappears in a cascade of glitter*

[azure turtle]

Hey.....who touched my tail.
*eyes Kali suspiciously*
Hmm... :razz:

Bye Machias!!! Enjoy the summer, dudette! Come visit us soon!
*hugs the ravishing reptile one last time*

[Peanut]

You have a very firm grip....I mean...... :|

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

:cry:

[Leo656]

Bye Machi! I'll think of you fondly and often!

Well, it WAS a memorable night, to say the least.... :)

[Peanut]

Truly. Truly.

[kyabetsu]

*gropes azure while they're all in a group and he can't tell who did it.*

*gets an academy award for the bit where she pretends she has NO idea what just happened*


travel safe, machi

[azure turtle]

*gropes azure while they're all in a group and he can't tell who did it.*
:eek: Who pinched my bum??!!! :oops:

[Leo656]

((Hugs n cuddles Machi))

I'll let go eventually.

Ah screw it, say I'm carry-on luggage.

[Peanut]

*backs away*
Woah! Woah! Don't look at me.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Hey, who's hand is on my leg?

[Peanut]

This is why I dislike group hugs.

[Leo656]

Man, an awful lotta guys playing grab-ass in here.

Which leads me to believe that the men doing the accusing are either, gay themselves, OR...

OR....

....Not straight.

[azure turtle]

I think we all better stop hugging now. :neutral:

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

I AM NOT GAY!!!!

Now my boyfriend on the other hand.....

(Just kidding)

[Peanut]

I'm slowly making my way to the door. No one make any sudden movements. I might snap. I'm crazy like that.
*reaches hand behind himself and opens the door*
Good...Good. Everyone stay there.
*backs out and closes door*

[Kali]

Definitely something to remember. Not that I was "here" for most of it. But hell, if I get the guts... *plots to steal Kinky TMNT Crown*

Bye Machi! *watches the group hug awhile longer*

[kyabetsu]

heh.

yeah... it's 3 am. and bed looks good. machias had an EVENTFUL send off. and there was chocolate and nekkid twister... and 2 instances of turtle fondling.

all in all... i'd say it's been a successful evening.

good night y'all.

s'time to MOVE THE DAMN CAT and try to get a corner of my own pillow back from the little fuzzy bastard.

*kya waves and blows out her candle. DARKNESS... then the lights come back and she's gone.*

[Peanut]

*walks back in*
Forgot my jacket....
*looks around*
NO ONE MOVE I'M CRAZY!
*runs out the door*

[Leo656]

I, too, am off.

(waves at Machias as she leaves, looking somewhat forlorn) :(

Thanks for a very... interesting night, all. I gotta say that it definitely.... was.

Hasta.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Not a bad idea.
**Throws smoke bomb.**
** Is still there when smoke clears. **
**Unclimatically walks off to bed**

[azure turtle]

LOL!! Indeed, a truly eventful evening. Without Machias around, I guess I'll have to focus my glomps on Kali and Leo 'til she gets back. :evilgrin: But I'll save that for another day. Time for bed. G'night, everyone! Pleasant dreams.

[Leo656]

I do believe you mean "anti-climatically". Nyah. :P

[Kali]

Yes, bed sounds very nice.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

:lol: Yes I did. I'm tired :lol:

[Peanut]

*sitting on log infront of fire outside*
I here by declare this sesion of the Late Night Crew closed.
*pours water on the fire*
Ok everyone out. Nothing more to see here. BACK OFF I'M CRAZY!
*jumps off cliff face*

[That Matt Guy]

Thank god that's over.

[Peanut]

I won't be back till sunday night. Don't have too much fun without me.

[kyabetsu]

okay... it's one am out here on the EAST COAST....

Mr. T want ta know: where's da Party at FOO'?

bring it. or i post a "story."

***********************************************
so. It's 1:30 am and this is the LATE NIGHT CREW THREAD and since i'm the only one here, i'm gonna tell a story and can't nobody stop me.

KYA'S STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS-- THE NOVEL:

Once upon a time there was a mad cow named Daemon. He was a simple cow, the 4 hoofed type w/ spots. He did normal cow things, hung out in pastures and didn't even consider the fact that how can he be a "he" if he was a cow. It was the type of identity crisis that doesn't quite apply to this story, so we will leave it out.

KYA'S STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS: THE NOVEL---> CONTINUED:

it's 1:45am.

PART 2:

Anyway, being a cow he obviously had an aversion to all sorts of Milk, chocolate included, therefore he didn't drink it. He mostly got by on calcium (atomic symbol "CA") pills and would drink the occasional Parmalat , but he just couldn't do the milk thing.

I guess that would be like eating your own flesh... I wouldn't want to eat my own flesh unless i absolutely had to, and then i would probably only eat a little bit at a time in the hopes that I would grow back. I would prolly have calluses all over the place from eating my own flesh and then having it grow back, but i don't think anyone would notice if i was wearing high socks, like back in elementary school for the soccer league.

KYA'S STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS: THE NOVEL---> CONTINUED:

it's 2:00am.

PART 3:

I thought they had a great idea by making the game shirt reversible. That way you only had to wash one shirt a week instead of two. Our shirts were either yellow or blue. I for some reason always lost my game day shirt so i would inevitably end up wearing my practice shirt (blue) during the game even if we were yellow, unless someone had an extra shirt which was rare.

Back to the cow.

He was evil. He liked to carry a gun when he could... would cows wear Leather if given the chance? Do you think anyone ever put a leather horse saddle on a cow? What... would it be like putting a human flesh hat on a human? Probably not nice. People wouldn't think it looked cool.

[Peanut]

So....scared. Must hide.

[kyabetsu]

AH! some one's AWAKE and listening to my STORY!!

its 2:15am.

KYA'S STREAM OF CONSCIOUS: THE NOVEL

Part 4:

Regular syrup is MUCH better than flavored syrup. Since when does syrup taste like blueberries? SINCE NEVER. That's why i don't eat it.

So obviously the cow was a vegetarian, mostly carrots and broccoli for him. It helped to keep his evil thoughts clear. It was a well known fact that carrots promoted evil, especially from the great outbreak of evil knife-weilding rabbits incident back in '42. Who knew that rabbits had opposable digits? That's why people keep rabbits paws for good luck.

So Daemon was the only cow in his neighborhood who could scale trees, that was how he escaped his pen.

KYA'S STREAM OF CONSCIOUS: THE NOVEL

Part 5:

okay. so it's ... 2:30am... and this isn't nearly as cool as i thought it'd be. i mean, ~* I *~ think it's funny... or at least cool in that weird rambly way... but you know what? i'm betting that i could be doing something so much cooler than this right now.

i could go make potholders... wow. i haven't thought about that for YEARS. i had this little craft loom and a hook and all these brightly colored nylon loops and you could weave potholders out of them. I always thought they looked better on the loom than when you took them off. When you took them off they went from being all stretched out and TAUT to being kinda wrinkly and sad-looking.

i'm still rambling. i think i'm stuck. you ever have that problem? when you TELL yourself, "that's it! i'm BORED with this! I'm gonna go do something ELSE. Something like SPELUENKING that's hard to spell and impresses people when you talk about it later." Then you look around and realize that another fifteen minutes has passed and you're still doing what you said you were gonna stop.

i could give up chocolate. But my mom didn't raise no quitter. i saw that on a Tshirt once and thought it was funny but that i wouldn't want to wear it. It suggests unpleasant things about my eating habits. Kinda like those BIG DOG shirts that were in style 8 or 9 years ago. Women really shouldn't have worn those. I had one. I didn't wear it.

you know what else ruled in the TSHIRT department? Those HYPERCOLOR tshirts. You'd have a blue shirt in your dresser, but if you put it on and had a pulse, it would turn pink or purple. your classmates would walk up to you and put their hands on your shirt just to leave handprints on you. yeah. those were the days.

since i'm rambling anyways... i'll finish the cow story:

He lived in a barn and was pissed at the farmer that he couldn't live in the house. He did just as much work as the farmer and had twice the pressure if he didn't want to get eaten. So he felt he should sleep in the house like the farmer. Not happening-- the barn was his domicile.

And actually he liked it, he just wanted to see if he could sleep in the house. If he found out he could, he woudn't want to and would be content in the barn. But until that point, he yearned to be one of MAN, and knew that he could at least be a very dumb person if he was ported to a human body.

Do you think dumb people are just animals that wanted to be ported into human forms? ...if that's so then i've met one or two very AMBITIOUS slugs in my day. but that's neither here nor there.

in an effort to end this story i'll make one last attempt at bringing Daemon the cow to some turning point in his plotless existance.

Five months later...In a town 5 miles away, some one ordered a burger. this is the last we see of Daemon.

the end. it's almost 3am.

...y'all aren't terribly HARDCORE on this here "LATE NIGHT CREW" thread...

[Peanut]

It's starting to get late. Who's on???

[That Matt Guy]

God, not this again. :lol:

[GK Punk]

I'm on.. BUT YOU ALL LEFT!!!

*runs out of thread crying

[kyabetsu]

IT IS 4 in the MORNING!! WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!


don't MAKE me tell another story...


kya's next story:

PAVLOV'S PHONE.

Pavlov got his crazy ideas from chatting on the phone with his lady friends. Usually, he would ring them up and meat them down by the soda shop so his pappy couldn't see. Otherwise he would have to work at the gas station until three. So they would go to the shop, or "shoppe, " and proceed to go through the usual crap that leads to gettin' down. It is all ultimately about gettin' down, isn't it?

I think everything should have peach fuzz associated with it. Everything. Even nickels. That's why I only dress in velvet.

No, I don't ... but I would like to.

[That Matt Guy]

4 AM? It's only 3 AM here. :D

[kyabetsu]

you're too late. i told a very short story.


but i'm glad you can read clocks. that means you're smarter than the average bear. you want a pic-a-nic basket, there boo-boo?

oh wait. no. you prolly don't. It's not a pic-a-nic basket it was a tupperware of anthrax.

i wish i could sleep.

[That Matt Guy]

I haven't slept at night in weeks. Seeing how I work at night and all. What a life.

[kyabetsu]

THE EPIC OF JIMMY WHIZBANG:

Jimmy Whizbang was caught in a heated battle between The Gigantic Tower of Eternal Damnation and The Infernal Homeostatic Earthbound Mammal. The trouble was that The Tower of Eternal Damnation was carrying a miniaturizing weapon, since they were against violence and figured shrinking you would make you less of a threat. Anyway, Jimmy got hit and shrunk to about 1 inch tall. He was almost stepped on several times, saw a couple of ants but they stayed away. (He was still quite a bit taller than an ant.)

He eventually got to the porch where his evil cousin was beating a beehive with a stick. Of course once the bees finished off his cousin, then came after him because they have the same scent.

He tried to hide behind some blades of grass, but the bees were too smart. He had to think quick.

This is where the Dukes of Hazard would have cut to commercial.

the end.


so... i figure...i can't sleep... so i might as well be clean. that's not really making as much sense as it did in my head, but check out this forum and tell me it didn't make at LEAST as much sense as the AVERAGE post. heh.
so... i'm gonna go try other things. good night./morning. cause i can see false dawn.

--kya 4:45am

[kyabetsu]

yeah... i'm double posting. sorry. wanted to bump this thread out of the bottom-lands again.

...you know guys...
i'm gonna start a NEW thread pretty soon and call it the "EARLY EVENING CREW."

cause this one is just me talkin' ta myself...
it's 1am here.

who's OUT THERE?

[Peanut]

*peeks head in*
I am. It's 1:20 am here. I've been up all day and night on the computer oggling all the new video games showing up at E3!

[kyabetsu]

heh...
yeah well... i couldn't sleep last night and crashed at 7 or 8 am...

so i was asleep all day (doh!) and now i'm doomed to another all-nighter until i can UN-nightshift myself again.

so what's goin' on with the video game?

[Peanut]

Well...the video game world was rocked with the amazing new Halo 2 footage and basically everyone else was completely astonished at how bad Nintendo is looking this year. Ouch...it hurts to use Nintendo and bad in the same sentence. :(

[kyabetsu]

... you know...

it's times like this when i realize JUST HOW FAR outside the video-game loop i really am.

i haven't paid any attention since... the SNES came out. Not REALLY anyways.

i wish i knew more about what you were talking about, but even a peek at the HALO 2 thread was not enough to bridge the massive gap of my video-game illiteracy.

[Peanut]

Uh.....they have new screens of the TMNT game! The boys get down and dirty and....uh....very....sweaty?

[kyabetsu]

do they make people bleed?

cause this fangirl likes to hear the cries of the enemy, the lamentations of the fallen warriors' women and watch the turtles drive their foes before them.

in addition to enjoying a fair amount of turtle sweat.


...mmm... gore...

[Peanut]

Uh....I think it's rated E for everyone so I doubt it...but.....DON'T HIT ME!

[kyabetsu]

oh... okay...

that makes sense i guess. i can deal with that.

none of the other turtle games had loads of blood either.
*Kya tries to remember her TMNT Tournament Fighters game*

yeah... don't think anybody bled in that one either.


and what makes you think i'd HIT you?
*kya makes a mental note to hide her wiffle bat BETTER next time before she tosses it out of the thread.*

see? i'm unarmed and you are unharmed.
:)

[Kali]

*blinks* Geez, the things you miss when you aren't allowed to associate with other lifeforms... :lol: