IcyKali
06-16-2012, 10:48 PM
This is just a short Shredder/Krang character piece I wrote. I'm honestly surprised nobody has done anything like this before.... these two are so entertaining, and this joke just had to be made at some point.
Saki-chan
After giving up on taking over the planet Earth, the Turtles’ nemeses were bored out of their minds. Taking over other planets in other galaxies was just so easy. Sometimes, Shredder himself wondered if a life being of stopped by the Turtles was actually more fun than the life of a ruthless conqueror, but he decided against telling Krang that.
However, the way ruthless conquers beat boredom is not all that different from the way we ordinary humans do; they browse the internet! And on one particular day, Krang came across some very interesting articles on a very interesting website; the perfect material to enrage his partner-in-crime with.
“Shredder,” Krang said to Shredder, who was sitting down, watching a viewscreen across from him, “you’re a kuudere, aren’t you?”
“What? What do you mean?”
“Oh, I think you know perfectly well what I mean.”
Shredder started to get annoyed. “Well, what makes you think that?”
“You’re so cold to me all the time, but you always save me when I’m in danger,” Krang said, and sneered at him.
“What?! You’re kidding! You just have some use to me still, that’s all! The Shredder only cares for himself.”
Krang was amused by Shredder getting so defensive. “Then again,” he said, “you’re always yelling at me like that. Maybe you’re really a tsundere.”
Shredder stood up and tried to look intimidating. “I-I am absolutely not that, you imbecile! Are you trying to get me to hurt you?!”
Krang just laughed at him; Shredder had obviously lost the argument.
However, later that day, Shredder had done some research of his own.
“Oh, Krang,” he said, “remember how you said I was a tsundere earlier?”
“Yes?”
“Don’t say that again,” said Shredder, drawing his sword with an insane look in his eye, “or I’ll go yandere on you.”
Shredder was pleased at winning an argument so beautifully.
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If you don't know what kuudere, tsundere, or yandere is, look at these tvtropes articles (otherwise, this story makes very little sense!):http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kuuderehttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsunderehttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yandere
Saki-chan
After giving up on taking over the planet Earth, the Turtles’ nemeses were bored out of their minds. Taking over other planets in other galaxies was just so easy. Sometimes, Shredder himself wondered if a life being of stopped by the Turtles was actually more fun than the life of a ruthless conqueror, but he decided against telling Krang that.
However, the way ruthless conquers beat boredom is not all that different from the way we ordinary humans do; they browse the internet! And on one particular day, Krang came across some very interesting articles on a very interesting website; the perfect material to enrage his partner-in-crime with.
“Shredder,” Krang said to Shredder, who was sitting down, watching a viewscreen across from him, “you’re a kuudere, aren’t you?”
“What? What do you mean?”
“Oh, I think you know perfectly well what I mean.”
Shredder started to get annoyed. “Well, what makes you think that?”
“You’re so cold to me all the time, but you always save me when I’m in danger,” Krang said, and sneered at him.
“What?! You’re kidding! You just have some use to me still, that’s all! The Shredder only cares for himself.”
Krang was amused by Shredder getting so defensive. “Then again,” he said, “you’re always yelling at me like that. Maybe you’re really a tsundere.”
Shredder stood up and tried to look intimidating. “I-I am absolutely not that, you imbecile! Are you trying to get me to hurt you?!”
Krang just laughed at him; Shredder had obviously lost the argument.
However, later that day, Shredder had done some research of his own.
“Oh, Krang,” he said, “remember how you said I was a tsundere earlier?”
“Yes?”
“Don’t say that again,” said Shredder, drawing his sword with an insane look in his eye, “or I’ll go yandere on you.”
Shredder was pleased at winning an argument so beautifully.
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If you don't know what kuudere, tsundere, or yandere is, look at these tvtropes articles (otherwise, this story makes very little sense!):http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kuuderehttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsunderehttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yandere