InsaneZane is in The Technodrome!

[InsaneZane]

Introducing myself.

Wazzup?
I'm InsaneZane
My actual name is Christopher Zane Read

From Memphis, TN 17 yrs old
White Male, but I have a habbit of speakin' ebonics since I was born an' raised in Memphis.

I'm really glad I found this place.
I am a huge Turtle fan and very disappointed in myself for not knowing more about TMNT as much as I should.

You'd probably expect me to be all up into Rap music, but no... the only rap I listen to is Eminem & Snoop.
I prefer Hard Rock music.

and I am also into Mortal Kombat, not near as much as TMNT, though...
and for the past 3 years I have been visiting an MK discussion Forum at Earthrealm.com when I should have been here....

I hope I can get to know everybody around here alot better.

[cqb101]

Welcome! I'm the resident paintballwizard, and X-Men Evo fan. Enjoy your stay.

[InsaneZane]

Hey, I like that X-Men Evolution show... it tells great stories even though it changes the story a ways from the original cartoon.
Everybody tells me it sucks compared to the old show, I try to defend it saying y'know... they cant just remake the old stuff over an' over... but screw those immature b@stards.
That cartoon give Cyclops WAAAAAAY more credit than the movies do, n-e-ways, those id!ots are the same ones who complain about the actresses that play Storm, Rogue, and Mystique.

Nice to meet you.

[The 7th Turtle]

Hi!!
I'm The 7th Turtle and i hate chihuahuas! here i said it! HAPPY? *clears throat* sorry about that... i was carried away :tanime:

anyway, welcome and enjoy your stay! :D have this as welcome present
*searches in his pockets... FOUND! pulling out of there, a giant mango with a smiley face* bonappetite (or something like that...) :D

BTW, we opened a new group - Anti-Chihuahuas... wanna join? you'll get a free mousepad in a shape of a dead chihuahua if you'll register

[Mars-Chan]

BAMF! *appears* !Hola! I am Mars....the resident fireball. I, too, am from the great state of Tennessee! (Of course, you wouldn't know that because I am at Alkali Lake all of the time! :wink: ) I am a member of the said A-C group! C'mon! It's a lot of fun!! :D HERE! *hands over a big mac of welcome* LATER!!
BAMF! *Disappears*

[InsaneZane]

Thanks for the Big Mac, man!

*Shoves entire sandwich in mouth* (continue talking w/ mouth full)

mice too meeth yoow marth.....

[Mars-Chan]

BAMF! *appears* Huh? What???? :-?

[The 7th Turtle]

Thanks for the Big Mac, man!

*Shoves entire sandwich in mouth* (continue talking w/ mouth full)

mice too meeth yoow marth.....

didn't your mother ever told you not to speak with your mouth full? :P

[Raven]

You'd probably expect me to be all up into Rap music, but no... the only rap I listen to is Eminem & Snoop.
I prefer Hard Rock music.


thats good to hear because Id have to kick your ass if you listened to that rap crap!!!!!!!!!

let rock live on!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kid Icarus]

*brings a truck of welcome mangos and burries you with them*

:D

Welcome to the TD!

By the way, most people around here like the actress who plays Rouge a little too much :wink: :lol:

[The Stryker]

*hand peeks out of the ground*

*digs myself out*

hello.....im the former member stryker.....but soon all of you will get to know me too well...


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

*disappears underground*

[Mars-Chan]

*Sighs* Stryker.... :sweatdro:

[InsaneZane]

*brings a truck of welcome mangos and burries you with them*

"Hey! Can somebody please help me out of this mountain of mangos?"

[InsaneZane]

thats good to hear because Id have to kick your ass if you listened to that rap crap!!!!!!!!!

let rock live on!!!!!!!!!!!

YES! Rock is my LIFE!
but then again so is Gaming.

and you'd probably be more than happy to hear that I am also an enormous Metal Gear fan as well... and it's always a pleasure to meet another Metal Gear fan.... especially if they have been a fan of the series before MGS2:SOL came out.

[Caster_Troy]

hey wlecome and all that good stuff *helps dig Zane out of the Mango pile*
you have to watch these guys they are mango happy...er... watch the flying rotten ones. :)

[InsaneZane]

thanks for the heads up

[Wingnut]

I know you Zane.....you post at Earthrealm don't you?

[Mars-Chan]

Hey, cool avvy. Where'd you find it?

[InsaneZane]

I know you Zane.....you post at Earthrealm don't you?

Yeah, i do... actually i mentioned that at the top of this topic.
Do you post at earthrealm too? Yer under a different name arnt you?

What name do you post as at earthrealm?

[Nate]

Hey IZ.. I'm Scorpion 5 lol

[InsaneZane]

cool... what about wingnut

[Nate]

I.. don't ..know. Now I want to know, aswell.

[InsaneZane]

I.. don't ..know. Now I want to know, aswell.

Man, it's like... a gazillion times more active in this forum, then over there at MK Earthrealm, huh?

Man, it's slow over there....

[Kid Icarus]

Hey, cool avvy. Where'd you find it?

I'm thinking the same thing. LONG LIVE ROCKO! lol.

Hey Zane, what games do you play? Any CCG/TCGs?

[InsaneZane]

no, i'm not in to TCGs that much...

I am mainly a video gamer... pretty much any type genre.

as far as non vgs, i do like rpg's and cards.... mostly gambling type games poker, blackjack etc.

and if racing in my Monte Carlo counts as a game... i like that too.

[GK Punk]

as far as non vgs, i do like rpg's and cards.... mostly gambling type games poker, blackjack etc.

Black jack.. I made a killing on Black Jack on my 21st birthday, went back a year later and got my ass handed to me. I still owe them some revenge hehehehe :flaming:

[Caster_Troy]

heh... don't screw with the blackjack, it'll get you everytime....

[GK Punk]

heh... don't screw with the blackjack, it'll get you everytime....

Yeah Ive noticed.. The only thing that made that trip worth it was I got to see Tori, 'cause I sure didn't come back with any money

[The Defibrillator]

Welcome to the T-drome, Zane! I hope you enjoy it here! I am TMNH, your resident midget and hobbit!

*hands Zane some peanut M&M's of welcome*

[InsaneZane]

Welcome to the T-drome, Zane! I hope you enjoy it here! I am TMNH, your resident midget and hobbit!

*hands Zane some peanut M&M's of welcome*

Thanx, TMNH... I'm sure I'll enjoy these M&M's.
*Pours entire bag in mouth*

[The Stryker]

*looks at watch* hm..where are they already!?

*hears distant rumbling*

oh there ya go

*about 3 million and 42 chiua-well you know what dogs rush in from a distance*

:| :| :| :o run!!!!!!

[Mars-Chan]

BAMF! *Appears* Heke? ****** head* oohhh, Mommy!
*BAMFs off*

[The Stryker]

BAMF!!!! *disappears also leaving everyone else to die*

[InsaneZane]

"What r u running from, guys? its just a bunch of........."

*Looks at distance... sees 3,000,042 chiuwahwahs running*

*screams*"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Mars-Chan]

*Voice echoes* RUN, ZANE!!!

[The 7th Turtle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i told you they're evil!!! run for you life!!!!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhh

[The Stryker]

*spies on the chaos*

they're.....coordinated.....its like they're thinking....

or somethings controlling them.....

*zooms in vision for no apparent reason*

hey....they're something on their heads....that might be the key....


*gets hit in the head with a crowbar and passes out*

*is dragged away by five of those dogs*

[The 7th Turtle]

iiik!!! stryker!! :o

they took him!! noooo
somebody, help! :(

*a chihuahua jumps on his foot and start biting him*
get off of me you little monster...
*a few more bites his hands* ARGH! AWWW... help!!

[Mars-Chan]

BAMF! *appears with what looks to be a water-gun, sprays it at the little dogs, they run off yelping* YEAH!!! Who's your owner NOW, huh!?!?? 8)

[The 7th Turtle]

thanks Mars... that was a close one...
:wink:
but i think they took stryker :|

maybe you could bamf her out of their hands.. or legs

[Mars-Chan]

(ahem...stryker's a he)
Sure...I'll take him out of those little paws of theirs...but I will need some help though. Want to join me? :D

[The 7th Turtle]

did i could him a SHE again? i'm so stupid... :| sorry about that...

and yes, i'll join you!! :D

[Mars-Chan]

Good. You'll need one of these. *hands over a second ordinary water-gun* You'll supply your own sunglasses of course. *pulls on a pair of blue shades* 8)

[The 7th Turtle]

Let's cook some chihuahus! 8)
*searches in mice holes, and under small rocks*
where are you, you little monsters? :evilgrin:

[The Stryker]

*wakes up in a dark room* (a stryker trademark area)

where the hell am i?


"SILENCE!,we will tell you soon enough"

Are you guys chihuahuas?

"SILENCE! um....yes"

them how are you talking?

"we're super-intelligent....except for big jimmy"

greeeeeeeaaaaaaat.......

[Wingnut]

I know you Zane.....you post at Earthrealm don't you?

Yeah, i do... actually i mentioned that at the top of this topic.
Do you post at earthrealm too? Yer under a different name arnt you?

What name do you post as at earthrealm?
*Bangs head on wall* Jeez i guess i need to read more huh? :P Well i posted there for a brief period but i really didn't like the MODS (ChairShot mostly) and heck i haven't been there in so long i don't even remember my screename,i on;y had like 25 posts or something. :goofygri:

[InsaneZane]

I know you Zane.....you post at Earthrealm don't you?

Yeah, i do... actually i mentioned that at the top of this topic.
Do you post at earthrealm too? Yer under a different name arnt you?

What name do you post as at earthrealm?
*Bangs head on wall* Jeez i guess i need to read more huh? :P Well i posted there for a brief period but i really didn't like the MODS (ChairShot mostly) and heck i haven't been there in so long i don't even remember my screename,i on;y had like 25 posts or something. :goofygri:

dont worry 'bout it man. That place stinks compared to here anyway.

[Wingnut]

Word Zane! Earthrealm and crap compared to THE TECHNODROME! *In really echoey sci fi voice* :D

[InsaneZane]

Word Zane! Earthrealm and crap compared to THE TECHNODROME! *In really echoey sci fi voice* :D

That was an awesome effect you added to that.........

Wait..........

Hold on.............

Listen............

You can still HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mars-Chan]

Where are those little things!? I only want to PLAY!!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[The 7th Turtle]

*searches more* AHA! here is one of them!! I'LL "WATER" YOU! :evilgrin:
*the chihuahua is running away*
hey! come back... tell me where is stryker you little warm.. oh wait, it can't talk! so I'll have to chase him... maybe he'll lead me to their secret hideout...

Mars, folow me!

*finds another one* well, i don't need you!! :evilgrin: DRINK THIS! :evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

*Follows* Where are they!?!?
DO you want to know what's in the water-guns??? :D

[The 7th Turtle]

oh yes... i DO!! :evilgrin:

"you are now husband and wife"

what?! who said that? :-?

[Mars-Chan]

Thank you...I shall remain SINGLE! :evilgrin:
Let's just say it's "Ode to Vet" in the water-gun. :evilgrin:

[The 7th Turtle]

Thank you...I shall remain SINGLE! :evilgrin: i just had to say this... :P :wink:
Let's just say it's "Ode to Vet" in the water-gun. :evilgrin:
oh yeah!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

i think we're close to their hide out... this sign gave me this impression
*points at a sign that says: "this is not the evil chihuahus' hideout! and we don't have stryker as a prisoner! honest!"*

[The Stryker]

*sits in a chair whistling until metal lowers onto my head*

hey whats th-

*gets electrocuted and the cap lifts back*

*monotone*

Bark,bark i am a servant of the great king chi-chi

i will destroy humans.....bark

[The 7th Turtle]

*looking at a door that says: not the entrence to the chihuahuas hideout! really!*

ok Mars, i'm going in... cover me...

*opens the door and entering a dark room*

too dark in here... where are you, you lit...

*a few chihuahuas appear*

ok! you're doomed!!

*the chihuahuas look frighten*"bark... bark"

owwwwwww :goofygri: they're afraid, and they bark to... wait a second!! dogs don't say bark! they say RAF or something like that! you tried to trick me?! now you'll get it! :x :evilgrin:

*"water" one of the chi-s*

"ok, ok!! stop! we can talk! just don't shoot us... we're harmless, honest!"

yeah, right... where is stryker?

"he's with the boss... you can't go there!"

we'll see about that! *"water" the other chi-s* now, where is that "boss" room anyway... *finds a sign that says "info booth -->"* oh... maybe they'll know

[The Stryker]

*pulls bo staff and starts walking out of the command room*

destroy.....bark...

[Mars-Chan]

Soooo....Stryker's been brainwashed, eh? Here, Boy! *tosses a ball up and down in her hand* Want to play?

[The Stryker]

Bamf! *disappears*

*appears behind mars*

*kicks mars in her back and disappears again*

[InsaneZane]

wierd.........this turned from an intro to an rpg

[The Stryker]

(thats what usually happens with me and mars and some others

[Mars-Chan]

(And your point is.....? :D )
MY BACK!! *Growls* WHO DID THAT!?!!?

[The 7th Turtle]

nooo
stryker, stop! we are your friends!! don't you remember us? mars, the one you probably know for ages who bamfs all the time... and me, the stupid turtle who doesn't know how to spell corectly a single sentence...

you can be free... we'll help you...

[Mars-Chan]

(thanks for reminding me of the whole BAMF thing.)
See?! Watch!! BAMF!! *disappears* BAMF! *reappears* SEE!??

[The Stryker]

my god.....what have i done? i don't deserve to live!!!!

....................Bark

*throws bo staff at mars*

[azure turtle]

Hi Insane Zane!! Welcome to the Technodrome!
*gives IZ a mango of welcome*
Watch out for those disappearing mutants. They're a bit... crazy. ;) Have fun!
*disappears in a puff of blue smoke*

[Mars-Chan]

(Nice one Azure! :D )
*Dodges Bo staff* YIKE!! :o

[The Stryker]

*eye twitches* ..........bark

*snaps fingers*


*200 chihuahuas rush out different doorways around us*

Bamf! *disappears*

[Mars-Chan]

He's not getting away that easily!! *pulls out sais*
BAMF!! *disappears*

[The Stryker]

*appears ontop of a pretty big skyscraper*

bark

*throws a grenade down into the city below*

*explosion destroys some property and damages a building*

hahahahahaha!!!!!

[Mars-Chan]

*waits for Stryker to turn around*
Hello, Stryker! :evilgrin:

[The Stryker]

hello.....

*spins around and punches mars*

bark......serving my masters is what i do....you will not interfere

even if i have to kill ya! K? :evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

*Dodges hit*
Come on, Stryker...it's me...Mars. You don't want to kill these people(and turtles)...do you? *gives him big chibi puppy-dog eyes*

[The Stryker]

*spark in brain*

no!!! must kill!!

*jumps off the scraper*

*while falling straps on one of those bomb belts*

[Mars-Chan]

*utters a curse under her breath, smacks a hand up to her black mask, disappears off the roof*

[The Stryker]

*starts the countdown*

20 more seconds......

got some time....better get writing those memoirs

[Mars-Chan]

*tosses a bed on the street, runs all Con-Air like out of the way*

[The Stryker]

and thats my life......the end

*lands on the bed*

damn!!!!....

*turns off countdown*

[Mars-Chan]

*leans with one foot against the nearest wall* You're welcome. 8)

[The Stryker]

*picks up bed and throws it at mars*

i didn't ask for your help!!!!

[Mars-Chan]

*dodges bed* Oh, Wah! :roll:
I'm going to help you weather you like it or not! So there. :P

[The Stryker]

well i don't take kindly to tag-alongs.....bark

*throws another grenade*

*building explodes*

[Mars-Chan]

*growls---literally---as she watches another building explodes*
STRYKER!!!!! :evil:

[The Stryker]

yeeeeessss?

[Mars-Chan]

Stop it! *SMACK!!!*

[The Stryker]

*another spark in brain*

stop it already!....if you don't like what im doing then just leave!!!!

[Mars-Chan]

Stryker....*sighs*...see ya.
BAMF! *disappears*

[The Stryker]

stryker went acourting and he did ride uh-huh uh-huh

stryker went acourting and stryker is great and then he killed all the humans in the worldddddd!!!!!


one more time!!!!!


*another explosion*

[The Stryker]

great master chi-chi :"stryker!! do not let that female get away!!! kill her and use your weapon"

*pulls out a katana*

are you sure i should do this? i mean she seems kind of nice

chi-chi:"silence! your mind is playing tricks on you! now go and dispose of her!!!!!!"


yeah.....Bamf! *disappears*

[Mars-Chan]

*lays stretched out on a beach with shades over her black mask, "Everything" playing on her radio* Mars went relaxing on a beach, uh-humm...uh-humm...Mars went relaxing on a beach, because she needed the break...Uh-humm...uh-hum...

[The Stryker]

Bamf! *appears five feet above mars*

die!!

*comes down with katana pointed at her face*

*throws katana to the side and just lands on mars*

hi again

[Mars-Chan]

*tosses Stryker to the ground* Get off! :evil: *huffs and turns away, putting her shelled back on him*

[The Stryker]

*many brain sparks*

whats wrong!?

chi-chi:"stop the delusions she is your enemy destroy destroy!!!!"

*brain finally stops*

shut up!!!!

*freaks out*

get out of my head!!!

chi-chi:"he's weakening.....we better find another subject....maybe that 7th turtle or we could just kill them all...."

*stops and just lays on the ground,smoke coming out of my head*

[The 7th Turtle]

(Jesus... i mean Moses!!
i leave you guys for two days, and you destroy the world?? you have all the fun, while i'm studing... :cry: )

BAMF! *appears on the beach* what was that? i can't bamf... :-?

anyway, chi-chi, i will not be your puppet! you can't take over my brain, like you did to stryker! and you know why? because i have no brain!... that turned out real bad...
but i'll kill you! MUHAHA!! *lifts his leg, ready to squash king chi-chi*

king chi-chi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*lowers his leg and squahes chi-chi... and then starts to dance over the flat chihuahua* PARTY ON THE BEACH EVERYONE!

*than, there's a weak voice...* "attack... them... now!"
*3 million and 42 chihuahuas rises from the send like zombies*
what the?! *screams like a little girl who saw too much teletubies* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!

[Mars-Chan]

*raises her sunglasses, yelps* :o Where's my water gun?!? AH!!! *Tosses 7th Turtle water-gun* On three...we pelt them with water!!! Ready?

[The Stryker]

*is still on the ground*

"not....dead......never.....phone.....san fran......sisco....."

[Mars-Chan]

Hey! He's O.K.! *kneels by him, smacks him* THAT'S for my Harry Potter book!! :evil: :D

[The Stryker]

"ow!......"

*gets up*

"forget trying to defend yourself against these demon dogs no matter how much you kill....theres always more...."

"the base of these four legged hells is in san franciso......don't ask me why but we need to get rid of the control center there and maybe we'll stop the endless pour"

[Mars-Chan]

*shifty eyes* How can I trust you? After what you did...I don't know....*turns her shelled back on him again*

[The Stryker]

my mind was sizzling alittle bit ago can't you just trust me?!

pwease?.....

[The 7th Turtle]

i think we can trust him....

thanks for the water gun Mars :D i'm ready whenever you are ready... 8)

[The Stryker]

ok...in order to get into their compound we need to be incogneto

but lucky for you i know a guy named tedd so i have this!

*raises a transformation gun over his head in zelda fashion*

[Mars-Chan]

:o Stryker...What are you doing?!?!?!

[The Stryker]

we can't just bamf in there...we leave a trance of energy everytime....the smoke

so we need to get in there with life like disguises!

*twirls the transformation gun on my index finger*

[Mars-Chan]

*backs toward 7th Turtle* I don't know...I mean, can't I just go in there and kick some chi?

[The Stryker]

no....they have an arsenal that can destroy us in 2 seconds

[Mars-Chan]

H'm...good point. HIT IT!!

[The Stryker]

ok i know for a fact that they love that chick from the x-files (don't ask)

so mars....there ya go...*zaps mars into the form of scully*

wow.....that worked better i would have thought....tedd always has trouble with it......but then again tedd is crazy....

[Mars-Chan]

*in a Sculley's voice* Would you hurry up and zap the 7th Turtle? We need to do this and FAST!!!!
*realizes her voice matches Sculley's* Sweet!!! 8) :D Do it!

[The Stryker]

alright

*zaps 7th turtle into the form of phillip j. fry*

now get going!!!!!

i'll catch up.....

in a.......*yawn* minute...... :sleep:

[Mars-Chan]

:sweatdro: *kicks Stryker* WAKE UP!! We need someone to keep in touch with!!

[The Stryker]

*wakes up like the professor*

oooooohwha?

oh my yes i'll just stay here and keep in touch with you two

*gives mars and 7th turtles those little earpiece thingies*

now this mission is very dangerous someone might get killed.....so get going!

[Mars-Chan]

*puts the earpiece in her ear* Let's go, 7th Turtle! *we both run off*

[The Stryker]

yup yup....there they go

*takes the TF gun and smashes it*

mad? yes!!! crazy? oh yes!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


charles barkley:"you're nuts s-man!"

i told you to get the hell outta here!!!

*charles barkley walks away with his head hanging*

[The 7th Turtle]

*drinks a can of slurm* sooo, where are we going mars? i mean scully... blink blink... i mean *blinks*

[The Stryker]

*talks into the transmitter using professor voice*

find a black building in san francisco you dummies!!

[Mars-Chan]

Hey, Don't call me a dummy! Remember what happened when you burned my Harry Potter books??

[The Stryker]

just get going before the find the time cronotons and destroy the whole time eqiulibrium!!!

*dramatic music*

you heard me get going!

[Mars-Chan]

All right. We will! Let's go, Fry!! *runs down the nearest hall*

[The 7th Turtle]

*runs after mars... er scully* i... need... to rest... have... no... air... ooh a can of slurm *stops to drink the can*

[The Stryker]

ok....once you reach a fork in the halls.....7th you go right and mars you go left

[Mars-Chan]

Right. *to 7th Turtle* Did you get that?

[The 7th Turtle]

sure! what am i, stupid? i go left...

[The Stryker]

no you idiot you go right! into the control room and mars'll go left to the chi's social brunch room!

[The 7th Turtle]

right! yeah right! k, i'm ready! let's go

[Mars-Chan]

I'm ready! Meet me back here! *disappears*

[The Stryker]

*sings* mars cracked corn and i don't care 7th cracked corn and i still don't care, stryker cracked corn and stryker is great!!!! take that you stupid corn!

[The 7th Turtle]

ok... a fork in the hallway... what did stryker say: "no idiot... go right"

yeah, that what he said... right!

:o buttons! so many!!! must push all of them!!!

[The Stryker]

*to 7th*

only press the big violet green buttons that'll set off the security cameras.....got it?

[Mars-Chan]

Stryker, I'm in the room. Now what?

[The Stryker]

do you have any problem in taking orders from tiny dogs?....

[Mars-Chan]

*glances about* I don't see any tiny dogs....

[The 7th Turtle]

green buttons! got it!

IIIK! chi-s! i'm not afraid of you! *shoots the chi-s with the water gun* 8)

WOW! there's a lot of green buttons over here... *presses all of them and putting off his sunglass* oh no... you guys... i... er pressed the wrong buttons, becuase of the color of my sunglass...

why is the ground moving??? :-?

[The Stryker]

*suddenly two dogs with brains coming out of their skulls hover over to mars*

"it is her.......prepare the audience......"



*to mars* what did i tell you?

[Mars-Chan]

:o geh...uh.... :-?

[The Stryker]

*the dogs stay hovering around*

"spin around....now!"


do what they say unless you want to be dog food

*is sitting at a matrix-esque computer station*

[Mars-Chan]

*Spins around*

[The 7th Turtle]

what's happening? stryker, is mars ok? tell me!! it couldn't be any worse than that...
*huge chi-s appear* oh boy...

[The Stryker]

"good...now get to the dressing room and put on your maid outfit slave...."


crap....didn't expect that....but 7th should be finishing soon so feel free to start fighting when i give the notice

[Mars-Chan]

Right. GIve me the signal.

[The Stryker]

when he finishes up you'll be the first to know

[The 7th Turtle]

well, all buttons are pressed...

and those huge chi-s were easy fight... *looks down at 20 dead chi-s* they are just some chi-s in a huge chi costumes...

[The Stryker]

ok mars.....hold on *looks at the data rain on the computer screen*...i have no idea what this is saying

ok anyways you're free go do your thang

[The 7th Turtle]

and i'll just sit here and watch things explode... *relaxing* ahhh... the good life :D 8)

[Mars-Chan]

Hey, chis....got a message for you...*pulls out water-gun and shoots chis*
DIE!!!! :lol:

[The 7th Turtle]

i think some of them didn't get it... try again! :evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

Then take care of them!! :evilgrin:

[The Stryker]

im heading over there now....

Bamf!*disappears*

[Mars-Chan]

Hurry up!!

[The 7th Turtle]

don't worry, i'll take care of them.
*looks at the chi-s* am i right you little fuzzy *zaps them with a laser gun* DEAD chi-s!! MUHAHAAH!!! *shoots 2 in one shot* oh yeah! 2 points!

[Mars-Chan]

*KCHICK KCHICK!* *blasts 5 chis* BOOYAH!!! 8)

[The 7th Turtle]

*sings while shooting at chi-s*
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, blasted all chi-s, no one's alive!
6, 7, 8, 9, 10, can i kill more? OH YES, I CAN!

ok so my singing is bad... real bad! but it's kind of a catchy song:P
*humming the new song while searching for more chi-s*

[The Stryker]

Bamf!! *appears with a submachine gun*

allo..... *shoots up a whole room of chis*

*puts a bomb on the wall of the room*

we better get outta here...

[The 7th Turtle]

i'm outta here! BAMF.... i said BAMF!!! BAMF already!!!
god dammit... i don't know why i thought it'd work... now i'll have to run all the way out
*running out* i'm... not..in... shape... *breathing heavily*

[Mars-Chan]

I'll help! *grabs 7th by the back and BAMFs off*

[The Stryker]

*sees the brain chis fleeing towards the exit*

*shoots a net and captures them*

..you ain't going nowherez

the brain chis then shoot out a blast of kinetic energy at me

brain chi:"you aren't either"

*tries to bamf away* ah crap....


*base explodes*

[The 7th Turtle]

thanks Mars, i tought i was doomed :)

now, where is stryker? didn't he bamfed after you did? *hears the base explodes* oh uh... do you think...? :|

[Mars-Chan]

Not a problem. Hey, gotta look out for the founder of A-C, you know. :D
Yeah,...we better. BAMF! *they both disappear*

[The Stryker]

*the base finally is reduced to rubble leaving nothing but concrete and some broken taco shells*

[Mars-Chan]

*7th Turtle and I appear* Stryker!???

[The 7th Turtle]

oh my god!!! i can't look... :dead: :o

[Mars-Chan]

I can't either! *hides her head*

[The Stryker]

*rock falls over and a paw reaches out of the rubble*

brain dog:"we shall.....never die!!!!"

[Mars-Chan]

*kicks the paw* Ah, Shaddap!!! 8)

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"ow......"

*paw disappears in the rubble*

brain dog:"too bad your precious bamf boy is deaaaaaaaaaddd!"

[Mars-Chan]

*pulls up brain dog by the scruff of it's neck* SPILL IT. WHERE IS HE!??! :evil:

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"crushed under about two tons of concrete.....thats all..."

[Mars-Chan]

Oh, 7th...? Would you do the honors? *tosses the chi to 7th Turtle*
*runs over to the rubble and starts to toss it aside* WHY?!? WHY!!??

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"ya know if you dig alittle to the left you should find the blokes corpse alittle faster"

[Mars-Chan]

Why should I trust you!?
Yet again....*turns left and digs*

[The Stryker]

*the brain dog uses his telekinetic powers to lift my dead arm out of the rubble*

brain dog:"he's alive!!!....."

*the arm drops back down*

brain dog:"i just kidding you"

[Mars-Chan]

*Turns to the brain chi, eyes flaring... :evil: *

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"whats wrong?...you miss your widdle stryker?...."

*the brain dog smiles smugly and laughs a bit at mars*

[Mars-Chan]

*I sail across the room and choke the chi* *growls* GET...HIM...OUT!!!
Or Else!!!

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"....fine...."

the brain dog's powers move the blocks and bricks off of stryker

brain dog:"happy?"

[Mars-Chan]

Very.

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"great....you have your corpse of an idiot out...have fun with it..."

*the brain dog then disappears in a puff of taco powder*

[Mars-Chan]

Darn that taco dog.
( :lol:)
Yo, Little Cuz. WAKE UP!!! *Slap*

[The Stryker]

*stryker is kinda dead*

[Mars-Chan]

*pulls out the recharger thing that paramedics use* CLEAR!!! *KZZZT!!*

[The Stryker]

*still nothing*

[Mars-Chan]

250! CLEAR!!! *KZZzT!!!*

[The Stryker]

*the brain dog reappears above mars*

brain dog:"beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.....and he is outta here!!"

[Mars-Chan]

*Grabs the chi* Fix him or I'll give you a FLEA BATH!!!!!!!

[The Stryker]

Brain dog:"i can't fix him!...im just a telepath! and that threat is kindof empty....i brain wash the fleas to stay off me.....so there..."

[Mars-Chan]

How about I FIX you?!? Would THAT work?!?!?

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"ooh...touchy touch-y!!....just because you lost your little boyfriend here doesn't mean you gotta take it out on me!....seesh!!"

*the brain dog then disappears again in another puff of taco powder*

[Mars-Chan]

One of these days...chis will regret hearing the words MARS TURTLE!!! BAMF!! *disappears off to find a way to bring Styker back*

[The Stryker]

*stryker is still laying there....dead*

[The 7th Turtle]

things are going to fast in here... ok ,so i'm alone with dead stryker... got to find a way to bring him back to life...

*the barin chi appears again* "oh... it's you... where's the girl"
what do you care you little rat? you know i'm gonna kill you after i'll find a way to bring stryker back to life...
"shut up... you don't even know what's wrong with him"
he's dead!!! that's what's wrong :x
"i meant why he died..." *grabs the brain chi and starts strangling it*
what do you know that i don't? :evil:
"ok... ok... i'll tell you... he's not really dead. his brain just stopped getting any signals"
how do know all this?
"lets just say, i kept him alive from the explosion by using his brain"
what?! *continue strangling the chi even harder* why did you do this? and how are you planning to bring him back? :evil:
"i can't breath"
GOOD! now answer me!!
"the only way to help him, is to get inside his mind and do things from there"
i really don't know what are you talking about and how it'd work, but do what you have to do
"with my telepathic power i'll enter his mind, and you'll just have to hold me and you're thoughts will come too"
don't worry i'm not leaving my grip off of you
*the chi closes his eyes and after a puff of taco powder, we both faint and our thoughts enter stryker's mind*

(really bad english, i know. but that's signal to mars that she needs to touch one of us and come too)

[The Stryker]

*why are you in my brain....thats the LAST place you wanna be....goblins,imps and mutated lizards everywhere*

brain dog:"you pretty sure this guy wasn't brain dead...before the crash?"

[Mars-Chan]

(heeheeee! Here I come!) BAMF!! *appears* Where AM I!?!? :o

[The Stryker]

braing dog:"great.....now i got a frickin trifecta of stupidity!!!!"

[Mars-Chan]

WHAT WAS THAT!?? *flashes chi evil eye*

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"hey look his memory!"

*the dog points to a book*

brain dog:"everything in here is represented by something"

[Mars-Chan]

It BETTER be.

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"hey look theres phillis george...."

phillis george:"down with the cotton gin! down with the cotton gin!"

brain dog:"must be his conscience"

[Mars-Chan]

Tick tick tick....*nods to a watch on her wrist*

[The 7th Turtle]

Mars!! good to see you :D
*still holding the chi* now, lead us to the place where there will be a big fight between us and some inside-body creatures and after that a party... i mean where we bring stryker to life...

[Mars-Chan]

Good to see you too.
*To chi* Time's running out.

[The 7th Turtle]

yeah... we're missing a south park ep... sheesh...

[Mars-Chan]

Tch. Really.

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"hey look his brain is fully severed.....he's dead! too bad! now lets get out of here..."

*brain dog disappears*

[Mars-Chan]

*To 7th Turtle* After you.

[InsaneZane]

Nooooooooooooo......
*zane runs thru the scene being chased by a giant flying bat*
"HEEEEEEELLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

[Mars-Chan]

:o
*a la Arnold* Prepare to die, puny bat! 8)
*pulls out flamethrower and burns the shell out of the bat*

[InsaneZane]

ah.. thank you. that bat...........MAN! I hate that bat!
*walks over to burning bat and kicks it in the head*

[Mars-Chan]

*blows smoke off flamethrower* Why was he following you anyways?

[The Stryker]

brain dog:"his brain is shutting down!! we have to get out of here before we're stuck in this gaping vortex of emptyness forever!!"

*the brain dog then releases everyone out of my mind*

[InsaneZane]

it's a giant bat! I think it would have been chasing pretty much anyone.

[The 7th Turtle]

(why everyone changed their avatars?!?! the confusion is killing me! :sick: )

ok! so we're out... but stryker is still dead... i can't believe it... gone... forever... :cry:
oh well, there's already someone to replace him in A-C and he is: Red Raphael! yep he joined us!! :D
soooooo are we bringing stryker back to life or should i call RR?

BTW, bats?! I HATE BATS! they're so iikasdgjpofhjfpdja;! YAK! :dead:

[Mars-Chan]

That's why I'm carrying the flamethrower. For bats and chis! :evilgrin:

[The Stryker]

*in ghost form walks up to the ghost obi-wan,yoda and anakin*

whassup guys?

*all three of them turn around*

thats cold obi-wan.....

[Mars-Chan]

*glances about* Did you hear something?

[The 7th Turtle]

i hear lots of stuff since i got my new powers... too many as a matter of fact.. and smell...

[Mars-Chan]

Well...I thought I heard...Nah.

[InsaneZane]

yeah.. I heard that too!

[Mars-Chan]

YOU DID!? Good, I thought I was going crazy!!! :D

[The Stryker]

*flys around ghost like*

maybe theres a person that can see me....like in that movie about that ghost....with whoppi.....a movie where the ghost was that dude with the humongoid noggin....

oh yeah! ghost!

[Mars-Chan]

Stryker....? *glances about*

[InsaneZane]

*flys around ghost like*

maybe theres a person that can see me....like in that movie about that ghost....with whoppi.....a movie where the ghost was that dude with the humongoid noggin....

oh yeah! ghost!

:cry: that movie was so sad.
but I NEVER cry during a movie :( ..............
j/k i enjoyed that.... i love how the guy dies through the window at the end.. that was cool :evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

Funny.......that was the same theme at the begining of "The Crow"...ya know, where they toss Eric out the window?
*TWILIGHT ZONE theme plays* HUH!?!? :lol:

[The Stryker]

any body wanna go make a vase or something out of clay?

[Mars-Chan]

:o SHELL NO! :D

[The Stryker]

oh well *flys around*

[InsaneZane]

not with you! yer a guy
i might with mars though.
Ehhgh, she probly thinks I'm too young for her.
Will u marry me Mars?
Tennesseans need to stick together!
I'm kidding I'm Kidding!
**CRANKS UP CHAINSAW**

[The Stryker]

*floats there* hey can i possess somebody?....it looks fun

[InsaneZane]

yaeh... possess the 7th turtle

[The Stryker]

ehhh......no

*charles barkley ghost walks up to me*

barkley:"wassup stryker? you dead too?"

...........get the hell outta here!!!!!

*barkley disappears in flames*

can i be alive now?

[Mars-Chan]

Dude, I can't talk right now.
X1 on Xfx!
:D :D :D :D
WEEEEEE!!

[The 7th Turtle]

yaeh... possess the 7th turtle

what?!

[TeenageKinkyFreakyMaggot]

Dude, I can't talk right now.
X1 on Xfx!
:D :D :D :D
WEEEEEE!!

Aww. man I love that movie!
It's twice as good as the second one I think.
N'Sync ruined the entire film.

[InsaneZane]

yaeh... possess the 7th turtle

what?!

hehe...
*cranks up Mary the chainsaw*

[Mars-Chan]

Aww, man I love that movie!
Shyeah! :D

It's twice as good as the second one I think.
I beg to differ. I liked the second one as much as the first one.

N'Sync ruined the entire film.
:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

[The 7th Turtle]

if we're talking about X2 then i just wanted to add: I'M GOING TO SEE IT TODAY (ON PRIMERE)!! YIY!!!! :D

[Mars-Chan]

Let me know what you think!!!! :D

[InsaneZane]

yer gonna love it dude!

[The 7th Turtle]

OMFG!!!! it was sooooooooooooooooo great!!! dammit!! eveything! nightcrawler... and wolverine... and what's her name with the claws like wolverine (my friends and i call her Fasha... :P )!!
I have to see it again!!

[Mars-Chan]

Her name is Lady Deathstrike! KWAA!!! I love bein' a Marvel Freak! :P

[The 7th Turtle]

that's it! :D still... i like Fasha better :P because her hands are like: FASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA AAAA!!!

[Mars-Chan]

I know, but....*hugs Logan*
:P

[Leo_Ninjitsu]

Isn't it wierd how Mc Hammer sang most of the MNT song for the first movie?!

[Mars-Chan]

Uhhh....No?

[The Stryker]

That wasn't hammer!!!!!

*shoots web at the TMNT soundtrack*

its someone else!!!

i have no idea who tho... :sleep:

[InsaneZane]

yeah X2 kicks @$$!

[Leo_Ninjitsu]

-wonders if he's possessed?-
"OMIGOD I AM!"oh wait I'm not:D:D:D:D!

[InsaneZane]

i thought it was hammer

[Mars-Chan]

*listens to the downloaded "Ninja Rap" and bobs her head to it*