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That Matt Guy
05-30-2003, 10:23 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3226226975&category=48
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2325960918&category=37637
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=8970&item=3221753275
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3523347019&category=554
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2931957118&category=19270
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2931978955&category=317

GK Punk
05-30-2003, 10:47 AM
bwahahaha dude seriously.. that was some good stuff... hehe how did you find all that random stuff?

Reznorite420
05-30-2003, 10:48 AM
I question what goes on in your life if you actually LOOK for these things on a regular basis...

JameO
05-30-2003, 11:08 AM
Yes I would like to know how you found these too....what were you searching up that you found these?

GK Punk
05-30-2003, 11:11 AM
It makes me want to put an auction up where I call the winner and say: GREAT COOGLY MOOGLY, ZOINKS! then hang up, It does

kyabetsu
05-30-2003, 11:21 AM
the sad thing is that i've seen those glow in the dark toilet seats in stores...

and i can't believe that some one paid ~$115 for a manequin...


but yeah... i had to laugh at that howdy doody one, though if the bidding doesn't pick up on that, that guy's gonna end up SPENDING more money to POST the auction than he does from SELLING that phone call.

heh.

GK Punk
05-30-2003, 11:24 AM
Not to mention on long distance charges! :lol:

Brodie
05-30-2003, 01:45 PM
Who would buy a toilet seat from some person on Ebay?

And who would draw a zebra (Or anything) on Elephant **** Paper?

That Matt Guy
05-30-2003, 03:02 PM
:lol: I got those from another message board, the only one I actually "found" was the auction for the naked german mannequin. Here are some more:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2930951659&category=2414
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3611099612&category=34013
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2931848294&category=1468
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2932065240&category=1469
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2930134652&category=1469

GK Punk
05-30-2003, 03:07 PM
...

I wonder if I could sell Jasmine on ebay? She's definetley a handfull

Raven
05-30-2003, 03:07 PM
all I can say is wow

this is just..............wow

That Matt Guy
05-30-2003, 03:16 PM
I wouldn't mind having this, but not for that price:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2831473891&category=20152

Try reading the description:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2176899932&category=3954

GK Punk
05-30-2003, 03:34 PM
:o
Is all I can say about that MacBeth one

Kid Icarus
05-30-2003, 06:01 PM
even more said than people putting this on ebay : the fact that someone, somewhere, will buy it. :roll: .

although, that maniquine could be a good tool for a prank... but seeing as the people in Jackass are in big trouble for throwing a maniquine in to traffic I think i'll pass..

And that toilet seat cover is pretty kick ass too. glow in the dark bathroom... hehehe.

Raven
05-30-2003, 06:39 PM
hey mattew138 I really like your sig

how the hell did he get a girlfriend?

Shadow
05-31-2003, 12:29 AM
don't laugh:

but about seven years ago i told my mom there should be glow in the dark toilet seats. I was sad to find out someone thought of it before me.

I kinda want one...just because of that...but not off of e-bay. no no...my glow in the dark toilet seat will be clean and fresh!!!

That Matt Guy
06-01-2003, 06:47 AM
how the hell did he get a girlfriend?

For some reason women were naturally attracted to him. Even though most people make him out to be some kind of un-human demon, he was somewhat of a gentleman towards the opposite sex.

That Matt Guy
06-02-2003, 08:57 AM
:o :o :o http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=chispa2003&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=25

JameO
06-02-2003, 09:56 AM
OMG! Boy people can sell some weird stuff! That is weird. Human skulls for like $50! Maybe if they were important people museums would buy it but still.....

GK Punk
06-02-2003, 11:51 AM
Im not even going to ask HOW he got those Human Skulls

Ghidorah2000
06-02-2003, 02:57 PM
I like those auctions where guys offer to kick someone's derriere to put it gently for a price.

That Matt Guy
06-04-2003, 06:40 AM
This is ridiculous: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2932846015&category=1469

Reznorite420
06-04-2003, 01:09 PM
That's worse than the invisible fish one...

That Matt Guy
06-05-2003, 03:29 PM
WTF? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2931937298&category=1469

Hattori Hanzou
06-05-2003, 03:57 PM
Haeretics...

That Matt Guy
06-05-2003, 04:04 PM
Man this haunted stuff is getting ridiculous: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2931746278&category=19270

Hattori Hanzou
06-05-2003, 04:38 PM
"Villains!" I shrieked, " 'dissemble no more! I admit the deed! - tear up the planks! - Here, here! - it is the singing of the 'Sacred heart singers!"

*rofl*

That Matt Guy
06-05-2003, 08:04 PM
Typo? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2177872675&category=36048

Reznorite420
06-05-2003, 10:22 PM
Makes me wonder if there's an Osamx bix Ladex...

GK Punk
06-05-2003, 10:27 PM
There has to be, if there is an Adolx Hitlex!
maybe it's their not-so-evil twins