TMNT Figures Alive

[HorseTechie]

**continued from the TMNT action figure thread in TMNT General Discussion**


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[azure turtle]

(( :grin: ))

*Princess Mitsu taps her foot impatiently*
PM: I think we should go after that lizard.
*She turns to Movie Mikey*
PM: Do you not want your helmet back?
Ace Duck: Hey, forget about him. When was the last time we went out together?
*Mitsu frowns*
PM: We have never been out together.
AD: Well, now would be a good time to start, don'tcha think?
PM: NO.

[HorseTechie]

(( gah! *edit*edit*tweak*tweak* ))

*Mike looks at Mitsu rather dreamily* Helmet? What helmet?

*TNM Raph rolls his eyes* YOUR helmet, stupid. You better go after it.

Mike: Do I have too?

[azure turtle]

*Princess Mitsu waves a hand in front of Move Mikey*
PM: Hello? Mikey, right? I think you should listen to Raphael and get your helmet back. How are you supposed to engage other action figures in combat without your helmet?
Ace Duck: Ha! I can take him, with or without a helmet!
*Ace puffs up his chest, trying to look brave. Mitsu rolls her eyes and ignores him*

[Kali]

Leo: Hey, why don't we send Ace here out as bait for the lizard?

((Heh heh, I found a new action figure today I'll bring in later. Gotta wait for the right time. *evil chuckle*))

[Loolaa]

*Tokage stands not far away licking Customised Mikey's helmet... * MEEP!

Usagi: *shakes his head*... you'll never get that off him, now... why do you think I don't have a helmet..? :wink:

[HorseTechie]

Mike *to Mitsu still*: But I have these too... *pulls out wooden chucks*

Raph smacks hand to forehead.

[azure turtle]

*Ace Duck glares at Leo*
AD: Lizard bait! I'm not lizard bait! For your information, I'm one talented duck. Just watch me get that helmet back.
*Ace runs after Tokage, and Mitsu rolls her eyes*
PM: There he goes again.
*She looks at Mike*
PM: I really think you should go after that lizard and get your helmet back. Those nunchucks are a good offense, but the helmet may be essential for a good defense. Besides...
*Mitsu blushes slightly*
I think it looks good on you.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: :roll:

Tokage runs away from Ace Duck, laughing in a lizardy way. Eep!
Then runs back towards him, jumping over Ace's head.

[HorseTechie]

*Mike's eyes light up after hearing what Mitsu said* I do? You really think so?

*TNM Raph sees the lizard make a nuisance, then he looks down at himself and huffs* Where did my sai go?

*Coil-Don* Beats me. I haven't seen my bo-staff in 2 years, 3 months, and 14 days counting. But I have a stress reliver toy you squeeze with a hand. *Holds out spongy block that looks like a small Xerox copy machine and is as big as the figures themselves*

TNM Raph: That's for humans! *mutters, thinks a moment* Gimme that!

*Raph throws the spongy Xerox toy at the lizard* Eep this!

[Loolaa]

*Tokage runs outta sight with Customised Mike's hemet*

Usagi goes over to spongy Xerox and prods it curiously.
Usagi: That's odd.

[azure turtle]

*Ace Duck runs into the spongy Xerox machine*
AD: Gnah! I almost had that lizard if you hadn't thrown this in my way!
*Ace glares at TNM Raph*
PM: Well, there he goes with the helmet. I am glad that I have not lost any of my precious accessories.
AD: Ooh, what kind of precious accessories? :evilgrin:
*Mitsu gets angry and clobbers Ace over the head with the Time-slippin' Sceptor*
PM: Accessories like that.
AD: Oh....I don't like those accessories... :dead:

[Kali]

*Leo chuckles at Ace Duck* You think he'd learn by now.

[HorseTechie]

*Mike nods to PM* Eyeah! You definatley do have many precious 'accessories'. *Is tempted to take off his leather armor to show the gleaming wax job he has on his shell*

*TNM Raph huffs at AD* It's not my fault the thing bounced. Now, if it were a real copier...

*Coil-Don whispers out of Raph's earshot* At least my belt is fused onto my shell, and I have coil-action armas and legs... which makes me a walking weapon! :eek:

[azure turtle]

(( LOL! This RPG is so weird, it's funny! :lol: ))

*Princess Mitsu glances over at Leo*
PM: He never learns. It is unfortunate that we stay in the same bin.
*Ace Duck is still lying on the floor, stars circling above his head. Mitsu eyes Movie Mike wearily*
PM: I hope you are not referring to the same "accessories" that the duck was.
*While Mitsu is busy talking to Leo, Movie Mike, Usagi, and TNM Raph, Ace crawls away from the scene and joins Coil-Don at the back*
AD: *whispering* Hey, you said that you're a walking weapon? I could use someone like you. How about we both go after that lizard? If I get that helmet back, it'll make that samurai look stupid and make me look magnificent! Princess Mitsu wouldn't be able to resist me then! :evilgrin:

[HorseTechie]

(( :lol: Weird-ness is my middle name ))

*Mike feigned innocence* What, your Time-slippin' Sceptor? Uhm... yeah. :embarass:

*Coil-Don sighs* To be frank, I doubt the princess is interested in either you or Mike... and I don't like beating up endangered Japanese lizards.

[azure turtle]

*Princess Mitsu folds her arms and rolls her eyes at Movie Mike. Meanwhile, Ace contiues trying to convince Coil-Don for help*
AD: Whaddya mean she's not interested in me? Can't you see that she's crazy about me? She's just playing hard to get. Now, about that lizard. I don't think ol' Jimbo would mind if we attempted taking the helmet back. I mean, it's not like I want to kill it...I just want that helmet to prove that I'm the best!

[Loolaa]

(( :lol: ))

Usagi: Please don't call me Jimbo.... and I really don't think that Mitsu would be interested in a ridiculous wrestling duck.
Now, a handsome rabbit samurai... that's something else.
*smooths back his ears*
And if you want that helmet you have to make friends with Tokage other wise he'll just run off laughing at you.
He's got a nasty bite, too....

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[HorseTechie]

*Mike tried again with a weak pick-up line* So, uhm... do you like sushi?

*Coil-Don nods in agreement, before explaining in a low whisper again* She's just trying to *loose* Mike by making him look for his helmet!

(( :lol: I just realized the samurai on horseback figure I have is Kenshin! ))

[azure turtle]

*Princess Mitsu nods*
PM: Yes, I love sushi! Oh, I love rabbits, too. They are so adorable!
*Mitsu pinches Usagi on the cheek, and Ace Duck gets upset*
AD: Ridiculous?! I'll have you know that my wrestling skills are unmatched in any galaxy! Well, if I have to befriend that lizard to get the helmet back, then it's no biggie. No one can resist my charm!
*Ace whispers to Coil-Don*
AD: I agree, she's not interested in that orange-masked turtle. She only likes ducks! :grin:
*Ace runs off to find Tokage*

[Kali]

*Another action figure steps into Ace Duck's path. He's wearing Mikey's Samurai helmet. It's...dun dun DUN... Slash!* ((*blinks* OMG, I can't believe it took till now to catch that. How appropriate.)) *Tokage is running circles around his feet*

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *touches his cheek and blushes* ... *sigh* kissed by a princess...!

*Looks at Tokage running around Slash's feet*
Usagi to Slash: He likes you... That's odd...

[Machias Banshee]

And you say I'M bad when it comes to random RPGS!!!!! :lol:

[Kali]

((Oh shush, we're having fun playing with our action figures.))

*Leo reaches for his swords only to find they're not there**mutters* Stupid kids...

[azure turtle]

(( LOL! Join in the fun, Machias! :evilgrin: ))

*Ace Duck glares at Slash*
AD: Hey you, gimme that helmet.
*Princess Mitsu notices Slash*
PM: It seems like we have more company.

[HorseTechie]

(( :lol: Yes, but they are *not* clones at least! ))

*Mike blinks, suddenly feeling turned down when the princess cooed all over the talking rabbit dude* 'It must be the fur... yeah, she just prolly thinks I'm cold and slimy.' *he thinks*

TNM Raph grabs the Xerox stress toy thingie and holds it defensively when he sees Slash enter the scene. "Who the heck is that?"

Coil-don: Oh.. that's Slash, in a samurai helmet.

Raph: Then why is the Duck going after him... did he think Slash is going to attack the Princess?

*Coil-Don just rolls his eyes and thinks to himself 'Am I the only one here not interested in the lady?'*

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...horseabunga!

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[enigma-1]

*pokes head over the shelf, grumbling* Will you jokers tone it down? Some of us are trying to get some sleep.

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[Kali]

*Slash glares back at Ace* No, I like this hat. *adjusts it on his head*

[enigma-1]

*grumbles again, pulling wings over ears* Oy!

[azure turtle]

*Ace Duck growls*
AD: Well, you better give it here. I need that to prove my love to a princess! Don't make me do something drastic...

[enigma-1]

*spreads wings, launching off the shelf* I'll prove something if this keeps up and it won't be pleasant.

*circles overhead, looking for the moment to strike*

[Kali]

Slash: Grrr... what can a stupid duck do?

*Leo looks over at the figure flying above them* Hey, who's the new guy?

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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
Kali Gargoyle's Asylum (http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/)

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[enigma-1]

*circles again, then falls into a dive and lowers head, aiming straight for the back of Slash*

[HorseTechie]

*Coil-Don looks up* Uhm... well, it's not Buzz-Lightyear.

[enigma-1]

*continues dive and gaining speed until slamming hard into Slash*

[Kali]

*Slash falls hard to the ground, the helmet falling off his head and rolling away, little Binky's floating around his head* Owwwww......

[enigma-1]

*stumbles forward as well, thrown off balance by the hit, and keeps going until landing a few feet away, something stuck on her head* Hey! Who turned off the lights!?

[HorseTechie]

Mike: aww man... now she's stuck with it!

*Coil-Don and TNM Raph go over to investigate the new flying figure stuck in Mike's helmet*

Raph: Hey... you alright in there? *He stands near the figure, but doesn't help yet*

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...horseabunga!

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[enigma-1]

(hate to tell ya this, but the helmet's stuck on her head)

*growls* I will be once someone gets this thing off my head.

*starts trying to pry it off with front hooves*

[HorseTechie]

(( pssh.. well, why didn't ya say so. :wink: ))

*goes back to edit real quick*

[enigma-1]

(sorry, but i did say that something was stuck on her head)

If you want it so bad, you can have it. Just get it OFF my head!!!

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[HorseTechie]

(( yeah, but that could mean anything! :lol: ))

Raoh looks over to Don: You promise to be good then, so we can. *pulls helmet off her head, with his own secret plans for it*

[azure turtle]

(( Edit: Argh! Foiled again! ))

*Princess Mitsu smiles at Movie Mike*
PM: Perhaps we should see if this new action figure is friend or foe...
*Ace Duck laughs hysterically at the fallen Slash*
AD: HA! Never underestimate the power of the duck!
*Ace jogs over to join the others*

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"God, I love being a turtle!"
Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence?....come visit me at my Lair (http://www.geocities.com/azureturtle21/)

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[enigma-1]

*shakes head, then growls upon hearing Ace's comment* The only power you have is just sit there while I do all the work.

[azure turtle]

(( Edit: Argh! The helmet was already taken off! Bah, miscommunication... :razz: ))

*Ace Duck laughs at the new action figure*
AD: Looks like you beat me to the helmet. You've got to admit, though, I distracted him with my amazing charm! Mwahahahahaha!
*Mitsu rolls her eyes*
PM: You are so full of yourself.

_________________
"God, I love being a turtle!"
Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence?....come visit me at my Lair (http://www.geocities.com/azureturtle21/)

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[enigma-1]

*lowers head again, getting ready to charge* He'll be full of the wall in a minute if he's not careful.

[HorseTechie]

(( another Q.. what are you in this RP, enigma? A Pegasus? ))

[enigma-1]

(kinda. more of a really PO'd mlp that's on a rampage)

[Loolaa]

Usagi and Tokage stand viewing the carnage in puzzlement :blanksta: :blanksta:

[azure turtle]

*Ace Duck puts his wings into place*
AD: Not if I can fly.
*Ace turns to Mitsu*
AD: Hey, check it out, babe! Wanna go for a ride? :evilgrin:
*Mitsu gets irritated*
PM: Do you want to see my precious accessories again?
AD: Wait, y'mean the Time-slipin' Sceptor?
PM: Yes. :evil:
AD: Um...no, I'll pass. So this means you don't wanna go for a ride?
PM: Yes. :evil:
AD: Oookay...:embarass:

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *looks at the Time Slip Sceptre curiously* Does it work??

Tokage: eep?

[azure turtle]

*Mitsu turns to Usagi and smiles*
PM: I do not think it works. It is made of plastic, after all. The real one is made of a special metal.
*Mitsu gives the sceptor a shake*
PM: See? Nothing happens.
AD: Hey! Lemme try!
PM: Back off, bird-brain, or I shall let you see this sceptor up close and personal...again.
AD: Okay, okay. Hmph...female action figures. You can't live with 'em, and you can't live without 'em.
PM: I can hear you! :mad:
AD: Yikes!
*Ace runs and hides behind Usagi*

[Loolaa]

Usagi: Hey I'm not protecting you, pal.
*to Mitsu*
Too bad it doesn't work... stupid plastic... it's no good for magical time travelling devices.
*Holds out his katana*
Even these bend when I try to poke annoying ducks in the eye... let me demonstrate...
*turns to Ace Duck*

[azure turtle]

AD: :eek: Hey now, what're you gonna do with that? Can't we talk things out? Don't make me get the egg grenades...
PM: Yes, it is a shame that the time traveling device does not work. But I would love a demonstration of your katana! Feel free to use it on the duck. :evilgrin:
AD: Hey! Who's side are you on?
PM: I am on the adorable rabbit's side. :smile:
AD: Great...

[Loolaa]

Usagi: .... adorable rabbit? Only Princess Mitsu could get away with that.. *gives Mitsu a sickly sweet smile*

*Turns to AceDuck* Heheheh... I've been wanting to do this since we were in the other thread... :evilgrin:
*Sweeps his katana and cuts off AceDuck's tail feathers*

[enigma-1]

*growls, and looks at the others* I think maybe it's time we sent this bird on a one way flight. What do you think?

[HorseTechie]

*Mikey nods, even though the ronin rabbit was seemingly getting in his way too. And why hadn't Raph given his helmet back?*

[Kali]

*Slash groans from the floor* Anybody get da name o' dat truck? *passes out again*

*Leo was really starting to wish he still had his accessories*

[enigma-1]

*glares at Ace* One way ticket to the trash-bin, coming right up.

*lowers head and charges*

[HorseTechie]

*TNM Raph looks from the Duck to the tempered my little pony*
Raph: Did I miss something here?
Mike *ignoring the situation* : Raph, buddy ol pal.. thanks for getting my helmet.
*tries to take it from Raph, but he didn't let him*
Raph: Nuh-uh, you said you didn't care about it.
Mike: Wull, I do now. Gimmie!
Raph: No!
Mike: Mine!
Raph: Hey.. what part of NO do you not understand?
Mike: If there's anything you need, it's a belt.
*Raph felt stupid wearing just his fused on kneepads/elbowpads and his bandana*
*Mike makes off with the helmet*
Raph: Gah!
Mike: Neeeyar-nyar! I have a polished shell and you don't!
Raph: Puck that.. gimme your armor then!

Coil-Don sighs to the others: Brothers...

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *with a grin* Ah, brotherly love...

[enigma-1]

*charges forward, temper really on high this time*

[Loolaa]

Usagi jumps back, dragging Tokage by the tail

Usagi: I don't want to get in the way of that....

[azure turtle]

*Ace Duck gets blinded by rage after Usagi cut off his tail feathers*
AD: How dare you do something like that! I groom every morning! Do you know how much work I put into having these feathers remain shiny and soft at the same time?! :mad:
*Ace continues ranting, not noticing the incoming*
PM: Um...Ace? Ace? Oh forget it. He will find out the hard way, as always.
*Mitsu turns her attention from the inevitable collision and glances at Slash*
PM: *to Leo* I guess our guest is going to be out for the rest of the evening.

[enigma-1]

*slams right into Ace, hard and doesn't care about the headache that's bound to follow* :flaming:

[Kali]

*Leo nods* I certainly hope so. He's not bright, but he's a mean fighter. I'd hate for someone *gestures at the ranting Ace Duck* to tick him off too much. We'd probably have a berserker on our hands.

[azure turtle]

*Ace goes flying over the pyramids, quacking madly*
AD: I'll get even with ya if it's the last thing I do!
*Ace disappears near the horizon, while Mitsu simply shrugs*
PM: He really will be back sooner or later. I have tried many times to get rid of him, but he always finds his way back.

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"God, I love being a turtle!"
Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence?....come visit me at my Lair (http://www.geocities.com/azureturtle21/)

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[enigma-1]

*snorts* Like I really care,... Your Majesty. He comes back and he'll find out the reason why I'm called Kickstart.

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[Loolaa]

Usagi: *watches AceDuck soar away*

He won't be happy when he returns.
I wonder if he'll have any trouble controlling his flight with no tail feathers....

[HorseTechie]

*Coil-Don looks from the peeved my little pony to the distant duck*
Don: That prolly explains why he was never around when we were making the cartoon. Too tempermental. *shrug*

*Mike pops on Helmet and sides up to Mitsu*
Mike: So... would you like to go down to the stream and go fishing?

[Loolaa]

Usagi:... fishing?! :???:

[HorseTechie]

*Mike shrugged*
M: She said she liked sushi.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: :lol: Do you have a fishing rod, though!
*pulls his spear from old beltless Don's hands*
We could use this!

Old Beltless and weaponless Don: What am I supposed to fight with in the meantime?

Usagi: Use your imagination. Or borrow Tokage and his nasty bite.
*Tokage growls*

[enigma-1]

*snorts* If you're going to fish, you won't catch much without bait and a line. As for fighting, just use your head and kick hard. That's what I do.

[azure turtle]

*Princess Mitsu looks at Usagi and Movie Mike*
PM: Fishing does sound fun...Okay, count me in! Oh, and do not worry about Ace. I think he has alway been bitter because he did not get a bigger role in the cartoon. Anyway, shall we be off?

[enigma-1]

*yawns, still grouchy but otherwise awake now* Mind if I join you then? Now that I've been awake this long, I'll get back to sleep unless I do something either boring or requires a lot of energy.

[Kali]

*Leo looks down at the unconscious Slash* Yeah, fishing does sound fun.

[azure turtle]

PM: I guess it is settled, then. Come on, let us go!
*Mitsu begins turns about and begins walking towards the lake*

[enigma-1]

*yawns again, then trots after them* By the way, I know I said my name already but I prefer to do things properly. The name's Firefly, but you can call me Kickstart.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *looks at lake* I don't need bait. I can use my spear with speed and accuracy.
*spots fish*
Ah-hah! *jabs spear down quickly*
Sushi anyone?

Tokage: Eep! *leaps up and graps fish, running off with it*

Usagi: *@%@£$!!! Come back here you little...!!

[enigma-1]

*watches Tokage run off* Maybe you should consider getting a leash and a muzzle.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: I tried that and he bit me. ( On my katana hand, too. )
*glowers at Tokage*
I only keep him around cause he makes me laugh.
*mutters* only when he's a nuisance to others, though..

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[enigma-1]

*snorts* Not that I care for such things myself. Someone tried to put a bridle and saddle on me before without asking and they ended up trying to find their arm.

[azure turtle]

*Princess Mitsu blinks at Tokage running away*
PM: Well, there goes our lunch...

[enigma-1]

*looks at the others, then motions to Usagi* Get on.

[Kali]

Leo: Why don't you just catch another fish? I mean, I don't think Tokage will be back for awhile.

[enigma-1]

*snorts* The bigger fish are deeper out. I know, cause I had one try to eat my tail once.

*flicks her tail once in emphasis*

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *wades into water once again and carefully spears fish*
How many of these things do you want me to catch?

[azure turtle]

PM: I guess it depends on how much we can all eat. Personally, I do not need much to make me full.
*she looks at the others for their response*

[Kali]

*Leo shrugs* I'm not all that hungry.

[enigma-1]

Count me out. I don't eat fish to begin with. I'm a herbivore.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *scratches ears in bewilderment* Who wanted fish then...?
*wades off muttering under his breath*

[HorseTechie]

*Raph snears again* Well, if I *had* my sai, I could help catch some fish...

*mutters under breath about how HT thought his sai were stupid and stuck them somewhere to never be seen again*

Mike (to Kickstart and Mitsu): Want to see my horse, Eclypse? She's really cool.

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Don't matter to me, as long as it's not one of those Barbie horses. I can't stand them.

[azure turtle]

*Mitsu perks up*
PM: Sure! Horses are wonderful creatures.

[HorseTechie]

*Mike laughs* Barbie...? Who's that? Heh, but yeah.. Eclypse is cool. Even Raph thinks so. He rode her too. *digs out wallet with pictures from his armor*

The first one is me...
http://portfolio.iu.edu/sdlee/Images/mikeride2.jpg

And then this one is Raph on Clypsie. Isn't he cuuute?
http://portfolio.iu.edu/sdlee/Images/ridngrph.jpg

Raph: Crap... gimme that! *snatches pictures from Mike*

Mike: Hay!

Raph: Spoiled brat!

Mike: I am not!

Raph: How come you have all the good stuff?

Mike: Cause I'm loved. *smug grin*

*Raph grabs Mike by the breastplate and gets ready to pummel him*

Mike: But, wait! I heard you're gonna get a bike and leather chaps and stuff.

*Raph dropping Mike back to the ground* I am?

Mike: Would I lie?

Raph: Yeah!

*Eclipse walks up behind Raph, and snorted green snot on his neck*

Raph: Graaahhh!

*Eclipse just raises her head and then looks at him before wlaking past to the others*

Mike: Oooh.. Clypsie! (gives her a noogie on her forelock*

[enigma-1]

*nods a greeting to the newcomer, then looks at the Turtles* Hmm, you must not get out much if you don't know who that twit Barbie is. She's been a pretty big toy demand for the last few decades.

[azure turtle]

(( OOC: Woah, cool pics, HT! That's your customized Mikey, right? :smile: ))

*Princess Mitsu is amazed by all the pictures*
PM: How wonderful! It looks like the two of you are such good friends.
*Mitsu walks up to Eclipse and pets her*
PM: What a beautiful horse...

[HorseTechie]

*Mike smiled from ear to ear, now that he has Mitsu full attention again* Heh.. yeah, she's a dear!

*Eclyse nuzzles Mitsu's hand, and then wondered if there's anything more around to eat*

*Raph snorted at them getting all mushy over the horse and waded into the stream to stare at it*

*Coil-Don goes over to Usagi* Need help cutting up the fish?

[enigma-1]

*shakes head, then heads down to the shore for a drink*

[azure turtle]

*Mitsu continued to coo over Eclipse*
PM: Do you think she likes me?

(( OOC: Argh! I wish I could figure out a way to bring Ace Duck back...I'm sure he wouldn't approve of Movie Mike getting Princess Mitsu's attention. :grin: ))

[enigma-1]

(just have him catch a bus or something. there's bound to be one around here somewhere if they're all actions figures)

[Loolaa]

((Cool pics HT! I always liked the customized Mike one))

*Usagi stares open mouthed at the horses, and sighs* You get horses, and I get that.... *points to Tokage running in circles trying to catch his tail*
A horse would sure make my random Ronin wanderings alot quicker... :wink:
*sighs*
Anyway, grins at Coil Don. Yeah, you can help. Might have to gut it with this... *looks at the smaller of his two swords, reluctantly ((wakasashi?))*

[azure turtle]

*Meanwhile, a shadow falls across Princess Mitsu, Eclipse, and Movie Mike. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Ace Duck lands head first into the water*
PM: Oh my goodness! What was that? It looked like a yellow blur...
*Ace surfaces from the water, coughing and choking*
AD: Don't worry, babe! You're main duck has returned!
PM: Yay... :sweatdro:

[Kali]

Leo: Hmm, what do you think the chances are that there's an octopus in that lake that will drag him under?

[azure turtle]

*Ace Duck stares at Leo in horror*
AD: Octopus...?
PM: Ace, I highly doubt that there are any octopi in the lake. Leo is only kidding.
AD: Oh, okay. Phew...
*Ace starts swimming to shore, when suddenly a giant tentacle rises out from behind him*
PM: Um...then again, I could be wrong...
AD: Whaddya mean by that, babe?
PM: Turn around... :embarass:
*Ace looks over his shoulder and sees the giant tentacle making a beeline for him*
AD: AAAHHHHH! :eek:

[Kali]

*Leo blinks* Wow, I was just joking, but there really is one. All that meditation must be paying off.

[enigma-1]

*looks up, then actually smiles* How fast do you think the octupus will spit him out once it learns how bad he tastes?

[HorseTechie]

*eclypse snorts in alrm at this strange being in the water*

Mike: Dude... what happened?

Don (before AD, to Usagi): Hey, that'll work! No one else has anything shapr to cut with... (after AD)... DUCK! *ducks*

[enigma-1]

*glances calmly over her shoulder at Mike* I think the egomaniac featherduster is about to get his due.

[azure turtle]

*Ace Duck becomes the first duck to ever walk...no, run on water in a desperate attempt to get out of the lake*
PM: :eek: Wow, I have never seen anyone defy the laws of physics before...
AD: Heeeelllllppppp!
*Ace arrives at the shore of the lake, panting, as the octopus surfaces. It looked around angrily, and began to wildly flail its tentacles at all of the action figures*

[Loolaa]

Usagi draws his katana and stares at the giant octopus...
Usagi: There's something you don't see every day...

*looks at AceDuck warily*
We'd better fight the octopus before you decide to get revenge for your tail..

[azure turtle]

*Ace Duck glares at Usagi, but he nods in agreement*
AD: Fine by me.
*Ace takes out his egg grenades and pistol*
PM: I shall provide backup!
*Princess Mitsu takes out her bow and a quiver of arrows*
PM: Perhaps we will have some sushi for lunch after all.

[enigma-1]

*takes to the air, circling around and looking for the best chance to strike or at least yell out warnings*

[Kali]

*Leo looks around and eventually grabs a big stick to defend against the octopus*

[HorseTechie]

*TNM Raph disappears then comes back with a bow and arrow and a sword he 'borrowed' from Legolas and Samwise* Raaahhh! Eat this you over grown piece of sushi! *fwwwitt* *fwwiitt*

Don to Mike: How'd he manage to get those?

Mike to Don: Prolly made them think he was Gimli again. *tries to make Eclpyse stand still before she takes off for the hills*

Don: And they didn't confuse him as an Orc this time?

Mike: As long as he saves our shells, I don't care how he got them! Whooooa... Eclypse! *gets drug back a few feet from the shore*

[azure turtle]

(( LOL! Poor Raph :razz: ))

*Princess Mitsu pelts the octopus from a distance with her arrows, while Ace begins to throw egg grenades at it*
AD: Ha! How d'ya like me now, you ugly slime ball!
*The octopus seems to take offense from Ace's words, and wraps a tentacle around his foot*
AD: Uh oh...
PM: Ace, use your pistol!
*Ace tries using his pistol, but it fails*
AD: Um...I think this pistol is made of rubber... :sweatdro:
PM: Wonderful. The accessories are as useless as the duck.
AD: Hey!! Wouldja stop insulting me and start helping me??

[enigma-1]

*sighs* I know I'm gonna regret this.

*glides downward, aiming straight toward the tentacle that's holding AD*

[Loolaa]

At the same time Usagi jumps forward and gives its belly a slash.

Old Beltless Don: Um... Usagi, that spear you gave me... it's broken...
Usagi: Wha..?! Grabs his precious spear. Waaaaahhh!

((Waaaahhh,,, it really has broken, *sob*))

[azure turtle]

(( Aww...I'm sorry to hear that, Loolaa :sad: Maybe you can buy another one off of ebay? Sometimes they have auctions with TMNT weapons/accessories... ))

*Princess Mitsu saw the others moving in with attacks, so she began pelting the octopus with arrows*
PM: This creature is very strong...

[enigma-1]

*flies over AD, coming just above him* Grab my legs, featherhead!

[HorseTechie]

*Raph just growls, realizing he's on his last couple of arrows* Am I gonna have to swim over to it and strangle the thing myself?

*Coil-Don goes over to oversee Usagi and Belt-less Don's broken spear dilemmia* Want me to try super-gluing it togethr? :grin:

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *nods vigorously* You have super glue? Just what I need!

*Tokage stops running in circles and leaps at the giant octopus biting a tenticle*

[azure turtle]

*The giant octopus turns its attention to Tokage, loosening its grip on Ace Duck*
AD: *looking up at Kickstart* Feather head?! Grr...I hope I don't regret this...
*Ace grabs on to Kickstart*

[HorseTechie]

(( HT suddenly laughs ovedrhead "Well it's better than being Leatherhead!" ))

[Loolaa]

Tokage squeals and runs back as the octopus tries to smash him with another tenticle...

Usagi: *sitting on the river bank attempting to superglue his spear* Be quiet! I'm trying to concentrate here!

Old Beltless Don: I think you need more glue on that bit there...

Usagi: *ratty* Will you be quiet! You're not helping!


((Whenever Ace Duck come in I always think of that Archie comic where he's wrestling Leatherhead, HT just reminded me. :grin:))

[azure turtle]

(( LOL! That's the character I'm modeling this Ace Duck after! He was so funny in the Archies ))

*Ace is finally able to get loose with a little assistance. Princess Mitsu stares in shock at the octopus, as it still managed to attack despite all of the action figures' attacks*
PM: At this rate, I am going to run out of arrows...

[enigma-1]

*pounds wings, managing to break away w/ AD holding onto her back legs, gliding toward the shore again* All right! Let go!

[azure turtle]

*Ace lets go and falls face first into the ground. He picks himself up, staggering about and quaking madly*
PM: Great. I am out of arrows, and Ace is out of brain cells.

[enigma-1]

*swings around, gliding upward again until she hovers over the others* If we could just get one well-aimed shot at that thing, it would be scared off in no time.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *looks up from gluing his spear* I'm usually against them... but does anyone have a gun...?

[enigma-1]

Six gauge shotgun or .38 milimeter?

[HorseTechie]

Ryyyaaaaaahhh! *a war scream echoes as Kenshin comes galloping in on his big horse, and holding out a chopstick like a joisting lance in front of him toward the Octupus, and then right into the heart of it. The horses balks off, and he stands on the Octupus's head while twisting the stick in deeper*

*Raph blinks* Hey... where'd he come from?

*Don Shrugs* Maybe Mike told him?

Raph* Humans... they always ruin the fun!

[Kali]

*Leo rested his club against his shoulder* At least we didn't need to use a gun.

[azure turtle]

*Princess Mitsu gets all stary-eyed upon Kenshin's arrival*
PM: He is so brave...
*Ace gets upset*
AD: Hmph...I don't see anything special about him.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *scratches his ears* Well that's the end of that...
I'm sure I'd have dispached the beast just as eloquently if it wasn't for this blasted spear.
*throws it to the ground*

[enigma-1]

*lands, watching the newcomer* Doesn't have to be. They're the same kind, featherhead. A lot of times, that's all that matters.

[HorseTechie]

(( Time to get gooshy! ))

*Kenshin comes back to shore, his armor somewhat wet and fishy-smelling now* Oh Mitsu, my love... I killed this horrible beast for you!

Raph: :sick:

Coil-Don: *nodding to Usagi* A 7 inch chopstick would work too, seeing as how it was only a baby octopus.

[azure turtle]

(( LOL!! ))

*Princess Mitsu continues to stare googly eyed at Kenshin*
PM: Thank you, Kenshin! You are such a mighty warrior!
AD: Oh please! I could've taken that piece of sushi out if I had another shot at him.
*Ace stares at Kenshin in disgust*

[HorseTechie]

(( I took this line from a movie, it's so hilarious! ))

Kenshin (ignoring AD): Your beauty will be reflected in the power of my arms and the flanks of my horse!

[enigma-1]

*would make a face, if she could; muttering* Ugh. Not again. This is wors than listening to Ken try and woo Barbie.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: ... her beauty will be reflected in a horse's butt?! That's not much of a compliment....

[azure turtle]

(( OOC: LOL!! :lol: ))

*Princess Mitsu is too distracted to pay attention to anyone's comments*
AD: HELLO? Earth to Princess Mitsu...Hmph! I don't see anything special about that Kenshin.

[enigma-1]

*snorts* If I were a humanoid thing, I might be inclined to agree with you, featherhead. But as it is, if they're interested in each other, let it be.

[azure turtle]

*Ace merely scowled*
AD: But he doesn't even live in the same bin as her! I've known her for a while now!
*Ace gets angry and picks up a big stick*
AD: Maybe if I knock him silly he'll go away... :evilgrin:

[Kali]

Leo: Or she'll get upset with you and spend the next hour comforting him.

[enigma-1]

*snorts* Just remember, featherhead. You brought this on yourself.

*turns about, backlegs facing AD's posterior* Just hope you know how to swim.

*braces and kicks out hard*

[HorseTechie]

(( man... waxing poetic is hard work, especially since I'm not that romantic! :wink: ))

Don (to Usagi and Leo): *cringes* He definatly needs to work on his English!

Kenshin (now purposely ignoring AD and the others): I do anythings to prove my love that is true for you!

Raph (becoming quite green - sides up with Kiickstart and AD): we gotta shut him up at least!

[enigma-1]

*halts the kick, barely, at hearing Raph* And exactly how do you plan on doing that?

[azure turtle]

*Ace is still blinded by rage, not even noticing Kickstart trying to hit him*
AD: That fool! I can't believe he comes rushing in here trying to get Mitsu's attention!
PM: Oh Kenshin! You are so romantic...
*Mitsu sighs dreamily as Ace proceeds to gag*
AD: This is disgusting!
*Ace whispers to TNM Raph*
AD: So, what do you have in store? Anything to get rid of that guy!

[enigma-1]

I think I got it.

*trots over to Kenshin and PM, but keeping a short distance from the mushy pair*

Hey Kenshin, if you really want to show your appreciation for her Majesty, why don't you get her a gift that really fits her station?

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[Loolaa]

Usagi: *ties his ears in a knot so he can't hear the mushyness*
Gah, they really do need shutting up!! I thought Mitsu had more sense....

[Kali]

Leo:*looks at Kenshin and Mitsu* I think I liked the octopus better.

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[azure turtle]

*Ace Duck nods*
AD: I think fighting the octopus was much more fun than having to watch this disgusting scene of mushiness. :sick:

[HorseTechie]

Raph growls: Why is everyone looking at me.. I was hoping one up you would shut em up before they start doin' submarine races next!

Don: Well, we can find out where Kenshin left Mikey tied up and free him, so Kenshin has to worry about him hitting on Mitsu again. *shrug*

[enigma-1]

*snorts, tired of being ignored* Fine by me.

*trots off a bit, then glances over shoulder* With the exception of featherhead, I can take one of you on my back and we search from the air.

[azure turtle]

AD: Anything to distract that Kenshin character. Hmph...thinking he can steal Princess Mitsu from her duck!
*goes off grumbling to search for Movie Mike*

[enigma-1]

*snorts, shaking head* Featherhead, if you believe that, then you're more demented than I thought.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *unties his ears* ..... did I miss something...?

[enigma-1]

We're going to go look for Movie Mike. You in?

[Loolaa]

Usagi: Yep!!! Got a plan? :grin:

[HorseTechie]

Raph looks to the others "Hell yeah!"

[enigma-1]

And that would be?

[HorseTechie]

Don rolls eyes "Raph's a little late again, he was just agreeing to finding Mike... not having a plan."

Raph crosses his arms "What, you think I'm not capable of planning?"

Don "You didn't want to offer one before."

Raph "Mhh...."

Don "Okay, so what is it?"

Raph "We go find Mike, what else!"

Don sighs again, muttering about Saban cursed TNM characters.

Raoph, after taking many steps, stops to look back at the others. "What are you waiting for.. let's go!"

[enigma-1]

*sighs, glancing back at Don and Usagi* One of you want a lift?

[Kali]

*Leo rubs his temples* As long as it gets me away from those two, I'm all for anything. Let's split up. I'm going this way. *points off to the west and heads off*

[Loolaa]

Usagi: Sure I'll take a lift. Which way are we headed?

[HorseTechie]

Raph reluctantly stop's, upon Leo's suggestion to break up. Ökay.. who's goin' wit me?"

Don rubs his chin "Well, Mike went back that way, opposite from the shore... So I guess one group can go 45 degrees to the right of the shore, and another would go 45 degrees to the left."

In the meanwhile, Kenshin carries on...

[enigma-1]

*thinks* Southeast first and then we'll swing around to the south and see what we can find. Hop on.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *leaps onto Enigma's back* Cool. Let's find him then, shall we....

Tokage: Eeeeep!! *suddenly leaps onto Enigma's back, too*

Usagi: *Looks sheepishly at Enigma* ... Sorry...

[enigma-1]

*snorts* Doesn't matter, I can handle the load. Just makes sure your friend behaves. Now just hold on and leave the driving to me.

*prances foward a bit, then starts into a run before launching into the air*

(BTW, the char I'm playing is called Kickstart, not Enigma)

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[azure turtle]

*Ace decides to follow TNM Raph*
AD: Okay, where to?

[Loolaa]

((Ooops, sorry Kickstart...))

Usagi: *Holds on tight and grits his teeth as Kickstart takes off*.... rabbit's weren't meant to fly.....

[HorseTechie]

Don then takes nice, long springy strides to keep up with Kickstart.

"See any clues yet?" he asked.

Raph looked to Ace Duck, and sighed. "Well, we're going where they are not," he stated before starting off in the opposite direction again. "Doofus was prolly baited into going into the refrigerator, and Kenshin shut the door behind him."

[azure turtle]

*Ace smacks his forehead with his hand*
AD: Wonderful...he's probably eating up a storm, and we didn't even get to eat lunch.
*Ace follows after TNM Raph*

[enigma-1]

*shakes head* Not yet. But we'll find him sooner or later.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *clinging to Kickstart for dear life*
He can't be far, he must be nearby....

[enigma-1]

Hey! Not so tight. You're not gonna drop.

[Loolaa]

Usagi: *relaxes a little*

...sorry ...just don't do any loop the loops...

[enigma-1]

*shakes head* I wasn't planning on it. The only time I ever do that is when I'm by myself. Passengers slow you down on that sort of thing.

[HorseTechie]

(( brain is blocked... ack! ))

[Loolaa]

(( pulls out a box of caustic soda.... it says 'drains'... but..... ;) ))

[azure turtle]

(( ...My brain is still on vacation... :blanksta: ))

[Loolaa]

Yey! Welcome back, Azure!! How was your vacation?

[azure turtle]

(( LOL! It was fun, but a bit creepy. I'm sure you've already read the other thread in Gen Dis by the time you see this ;) ))

[enigma-1]

*flies on* I have just one question about this.

[Loolaa]

What's that then?

[enigma-1]

If we do find Move Mike, how are we going to get him back before Kissy Kenshin makes off w/ her Highness? He looked serious from what I saw.

[HorseTechie]

*busts up laughing * Kissy Kenshin! We all have to be glad Playmates didn't come up with a figure like that. *clears throat*

In the meanwhile, the camera zooms in on the shot of Mike tied up on the back of Eclypse, while Kenshin's horse leads her off nito the merry sunset. :P

Mike: Heeeeeeeelp!

[enigma-1]

*ears flatten in pain* Yowch! You guys hear that?

[azure turtle]

(( Looks like a few old RPGs are being revived, eh? :D ))

Ace froze in his track and turned to TNM Raph. "Hey, did you hear that? I bet that's the turtle friend of yours."

Ace grunted in disgust. "You'd think he'd be able to get himself out of a jam, being a ninja and all of that..."

[Loolaa]

Usagi: Well... I suppose we'll have to go rescue him then....

[enigma-1]

*merely shrugs, flying off in the same direction*