Favorite Quotes

[Captain PunchYouHard]

I hope this can be an ongoing thread throughout the seasons. I think the script in this series is amazing, and it's probably the main reason I watch other than turtles. We can't expect everyone to remember every line exactly, so don't flame anyone for paraphrasing!

"I take cash, credit, or teeth!" -The Pulverizer (Even though he's a ninny, that was awesome.)

Mike: "Look, I'm Leo!" *fake deep voice* "Guys, shhhh. We have to be quiet! Ninjas are quiet! Quiet down!"
Leo: "I sound nothing like that!"
Raph: "Yeah, you sound nothing like that. That's why we're laughing."

Don: "I just gave myself goosebumps! ...Hey, you wanna feel?"

Mike: "You'd think he'd turn into a snake."
Raph: "Yeah, you'd think that...if you were an idiot!"
Mike: "But his name is Snake!"
Raph: "So?"
Mike: "You don't understand science."

[BabyTurtles]

all time favorite quote

Donnie: does he have any nausea?
Mikey: nah, he doesn't have any--
Raph: *barfs*
Mikey: no....check that!.....ah- what the--!? I KNEW YOU ATE MY PIZZA! YOU LIAR!

:lol:

[BubblyShell22]

Raph: Are you an idiot? Lemme rephrase that. You're an idiot!

Leo: *gives hand signals*
Raph: I don't know what that means.
Leo: Go around back.

Leo: We all have brains, Mikey.
Don: Not all of us.
Mikey: In our chests?
Leo: No, Mikey, not in our chests.

Raph: You know this show is stupid, right?
Leo: Space Heroes is a great show, and Captain Ryan is a great hero. Someday, I'm going to be just like him.
Raph: Well, you like talking to yourself so you're on your way.

Raph: Seen this show enough times there, Chief?

Raph: You've got to be the only one on this planet who likes this show.
Leo: No way. There are millions of Spaceniks out there.

Mikey: Can't we get tattoos? I want to get a tattoo of my face on my face. It'll be like I'm wearing a mask and the mask is me. I just blew your minds, right?
Don: You know they use needles for that.

Leo: Get out of here! (I just love the way this line is uttered.)

Leo: You are not to attack my brothers.
Karai: You know I can't do that.
Leo: Then understand this: You come after them, I come after you. Hear me?
Karai: Loud and clear.

Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who can actually see.
Karai: Let's see how you do against someone who's better than you.
Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who's--Let's just go!

There are definitely more, but that's all I can think of right now. I'll add to this thread later as I think up more.

[JTH]

"The first rule of a Ninja is do no harm. Unless, you intend to do harm, then do LOTS OF HARM!"

End!

[BubblyShell22]

Splinter: How many times have I told you not to skateboard in the Lair?
Mikey: None, Sensei.
Splinter: I shouldn't have to tell you!

Splinter: A daimyo of the sixteenth century once said, 'In times of peace, never forget the possibility of war. In times of war, never forget compassion.'
Raph: I'm guessing that guy lost a lot of wars.

Leo: There's a force field? Why didn't you tell me?
Don: Because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN"T KNOW!

Mikey: I think I'm gonna throw up. Or down. Or sideways. But one thing's for sure. I'm seriously gonna throw.

Kraang Prime: Kraang will not be stopped by pathetic mutants!
Mikey: Well, at least we're not stupid aliens!

Kraang Prime: By all Kraang, I am called Kraang, but you can call me Kraang.

[Technogeek29]

Leo: Halt Krang!
Krang: The Halting of Krang is not a thing from the Turtles that Krang will be doing.

Leo: Wrong! The Halting of Krang is exactly wha- JUST HALT!
Donnie: What she we save first? The World, of the English language?

[cryan]

Leo: A force field? You said nothing about a force field?

Don: That's because I wanted our Mission to fail. Obviously I didn't know!!!!

[Shark_Blade]

Splinter: This is a difficult decision, I will meditate on this...it's Leonardo! *closes door*
Splinter: The first rule of being a Ninja is to do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Mikey: (to Rad Brad) There's my best buddy in the whole wide woorld!! (The way he said it was funny xD)


Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who can actually see.*
Karai: Let's see how you do against someone who's better than you.*
Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who's--Let's just go!
Leo: Halt Krang!
Krang: The Halting of Krang is not a thing from the Turtles that Krang will be doing.

Leo: Wrong! The Halting of Krang is exactly wha- JUST HALT!
Donnie: What she we save first? The World, of the English language?
I love awkward Leo!! :tlol: There's that one scene he made a joke about Kraang and time punch card to Splinter and April but nobody laughed and he was like "..umm heheh.. *Awkward glances* where were we?" *looks at the plan*


Leo: A force field? You said nothing about a force field?

Don: That's because I wanted our Mission to fail. Obviously I didn't know!!!!
Donnie's sarcastic smiling face was priceless. :lol:

[Joshua33]

OSome of my favorite quotes from this show


Leonardo: Donnie, what would happen if I rupture the power core?
Donatello: The whole place would go up,,, with US in it!
Leonardo: Go!
Donatello: Woah Leo, you're not thinking what I think you're thinking! HE'S THINKING IT!

[Electric]

favorite one so far:

donnie "All hail me!"

dont know why i like it, and i missed it the first time watching it, but it was just perfect

[Captain PunchYouHard]

Raph: "We're out there risking our necks, and you're up here holding hands with the Foot!"

[TheJ-manTurtleMan]

Mikey: "The heart is a soft muscle... squish." :toops:

[BubblyShell22]

Leo: All right, Mighty Mutants, let's do this.
Raph: Mighty Mutants? What, Dancing Dorks wasn't already taken?

Mikey: Thank you, and thank you. *Raph stabs a Kraang-Droid* And thank you.
Raph: How many times have I told you no celebrating 'till the fight is over?
Mikey: And how many times have I told YOU I thought it WAS over?

Mikey: Ahh, we're not that kinda sub!

[Captain PunchYouHard]

Mikey: Ahh, we're not that kinda sub!

That scene was classic.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/e59e871970f707c31f579a708846f81c/tumblr_mr6uiqscyY1scqo4zo2_1280.png

Mike's face...lol

[Ch'redder]

"Kraang rules."

[kelligrafie]

In case you can't tell, I was watching Baxter's Gambit while doing this. 8)

"I knew you ate my pizza, you LIAR!"

"Oh look, coins."

Dudes, Xever's a jerk."

"And I built a science fair volcano... but with actual molten lava! Burnt down the whole gynasium."

"Then we got ourselves a van!"

"He could be on his way to... church?"
"Wearing powered battle armour? What kind of church is that?"
A really AWESOME one."

"FREE KNIFE!"
"The note dummy."

"Hey we're not that kinda sub!"

"I love you."
"HE'S NOT FINE!"

"Well would you wanna look like Mikey?"
"I'M RIGHT HERE."

"It makes things go boom."
"Technically, it makes things go zweeeeschooo - pop."

"That's my favourite kind of copolymer!"

"Captain... Punch You Hard!"

"Hey, I'm Leo!" Guys, shhhh. We have to be quiet! Ninjas are quiet! Quiet down!"

"Blister Stockboy!"
"IT'S BAXTERRRR STOCKMAN! Your arch nemesis!"
"I could think of five nemesises that are way more archer than him."

"That's adorable... and sad, it's sadorable."

[BabyTurtles]

In case you can't tell, I was watching Baxter's Gambit while doing this. 8)

"I knew you ate my pizza, you LIAR!"

"Oh look, coins."

Dudes, Xever's a jerk."

"And I built a science fair volcano... but with actual molten lava! Burnt down the whole gynasium."

"Then we got ourselves a van!"

"He could be on his way to... church?"
"Wearing powered battle armour? What kind of church is that?"
A really AWESOME one."

"FREE KNIFE!"
"The note dummy."

"Hey we're not that kinda sub!"

"I love you."
"HE'S NOT FINE!"

"Well would you wanna look like Mikey?"
"I'M RIGHT HERE."

"It makes things go boom."
"Technically, it makes things go zweeeeschooo - pop."

"That's my favourite kind of copolymer!"

"Captain... Punch You Hard!"

"Hey, I'm Leo!" Guys, shhhh. We have to be quiet! Ninjas are quiet! Quiet down!"

"Blister Stockboy!"
"IT'S BAXTERRRR STOCKMAN! Your arch nemesis!"
"I could think of five nemesises that are way more archer than him."

"That's adorable... and sad, it's sadorable."

lol all of this XD

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

Master Splinter "If you are going to be effective as a team, you will need a leader"

Leo "Can i be the leader?"

Raph "Why should you be the leader, i kicked your butt i should be the leader"

Don "Hey I'm smarter than all of you put together it should be me"

Mikey "No way, it should be me"

*Other turtles stare blankly at Mikey*

Mikey "I don't really have a reason, i just think it would be neat"

Master Splinter "This is a difficult decision. I will meditate on this"

*shuts doors, comes back out 5 seconds later*

Master Splinter "It's Leonardo"

did i get the quote right? I'm terrible at remembering quotes

[BubblyShell22]

Yeah, you got it right mostly. And don't feel bad about messing up quotes. I do it all the time.

Raph: You understand me don't you, Spike? Chew on your leaf if you understand me.
Spike* chews on leaf*
Raph: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Splinter: I understand you too.
Raph: Geez, you gotta knock or something.
Splinter: Raphael, let me tell you a story.
Raph: Sensei, I don't think I'm in the mood for a story.
Splinter: Spike, chew on your leaf if you would like to hear a story.
Spike: *chews on leaf*
Splinter: Very well. When I was a young man, I was in love with a woman.
Raph: Oh, gee, look at the time.
Splinter: Sit!

[Captain PunchYouHard]

"Captain... Punch You Hard!"


I seriously thought about choosing "Captain PunchYouHard" as my username when I joined the 'Drome.

[Sariele]

"Oh look, coins."
Ohhhh, that little throw-away gag had me almost screeching with laughter! :lol:

I liked this one (possible paraphrasing):

Mikey: "Go 'B-Team'!!"
Don: "Stop calling us that!"

[Lethal Lullaby]

Mikey: "You're not listening to me!"
Leo slaps him.
Mikey: "Did you just slap me?"
Leo: "I was calming you down."
Mikey: "Why would that calm me down?!"

Xever: "In prison we made our own weapons."
Bradford: "I'll remember that next time I'm stupid enough to end up there."

Don: "OOH. A centrifuge!"
Raph: (to Leo) "If I ever get that excited about a centrifuge just put me out of my misery."

[Electric]

If my opinion counts for anything, Donnie's right
Awe thanks mikey, but it doesnt
Didnt think so

[Ch'redder]

Splinter: You already possess the kunoichi's greatest weapon. The mind.
April: Yeah, but when was the last time you saw someone hit a bad guy over the head with their mind?
Splinter: ...good point. Let's find you a weapon.

[BubblyShell22]

Where was "Captain Punch You Hard" said? I don't remember that line.

Leo: So, Sensei, now that we're fifteen, I think we're finally ready to go to the surface, don't you think?
Splinter: Yes.
Turtles: *cheer*
Splinter: And no.
Turtles *groan*
Don: I hate when he does that.
Splinter: Wisdom comes from experience and experience comes from making mistakes.
Don: Aha! So, in order to gain wisdom, we have to make mistakes.
Splinter: No.
Don: And yes?
Splinter: No.

[Ch'redder]

Donnie: Who do we know that would be interested in stolen evil robot parts?
[...]
Leo, Donnie & Raph: Baxter Stockman!
Mikey: Donatello.
[...]
Mikey: ...Baxter Stockman!

[raph27]

^ my fav is from New Girl in Town after Leo confesses about Karai.

Splinter: many ninja have been deceived over the love of a woman
Mikey: what about Donatello?
Donnie slaps Mikey

[snake]

Leo: A force field? You said nothing about a force field?

Don: That's because I wanted our Mission to fail. Obviously I didn't know!!!!

This one. Donnie's hilarious when he's angry.

[pingclang]

Nick overuses it but I like:

Don: BOOYAKASHA!!!
Mike: Sounds weird when he says it.
Raph: Sounds weird when you say it.

[demonsweat]

Raph: Seen this show enough times there, Chief?

This one. Gets me every time. :P

[Joshua33]

Some more of my favorite quotes


Leatherhead: I did it again, didn't I?

Donatello: Yes, you did it again! Why do you keep grabbing my face? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FACE?!

Rapheal: would you like the answer in alphabetical order or order of grossness?

"Mikey is humming th Olyimpics theme while climbing in TVRI"
Donatello: are you humming the Olympics theme?

Michelangelo: It seemed approaiate.

[Captain PunchYouHard]

Where was "Captain Punch You Hard" said? I don't remember that line.

When the turtles were sneaking up on Baxter Stockman in his hideout ("I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman"), and he was trying to think of a supervillain name for himself.

[BubblyShell22]

Ah, okay. I couldn't remember that.

Leo: Thank you, Sensei. And I think I know why you chose me to be the leader.
Splinter: Oh? Why is that?
Leo: Because you sensed in me a true warrior spirit that will forge us to be the heroes we are destined to become.
Splinter: No.
Leo: No? Then, why did you choose me to be leader?
Splinter: Because you asked.
Leo: That's it?
Splinter: As a leader, you will learn that there is no right or wrong. Only choices.
Leo: So, you could have picked any of us?
Splinter: Yes.
Leo: Even Mikey?
Splinter: No. That would have been wrong.

[Lethal Lullaby]

Don: She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Raph: Isn't she the only girl you ever seen?
Don: The point still stands.

Leo: Master Splinter said we had to stay away from humans, and bathrooms.

Kraang: Kraang is wrong. Kraang has the powercell. In Kraang's face.
Kraang: The powercell.
Kraang: The powercell.

Dr. Falco: Used him like a lab rat.
Mikey: Well it didn't work. You turned him into a monkey.

Raph: You're really gonna plug an advanced piece of military technology directly into Mikey's head? What if it melts his brain?!
Don: It won't. And even if it did, who'd know the difference?

[sirroscoe]

"Your skills are impressive....

...but they will not save you."

Gives me goosebumps. Everytime.

[Captain PunchYouHard]

Oh yeah!

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

[DonatelloNinja82]

Oh yeah!

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

HAHAH you did it!!

[Captain PunchYouHard]

HAHAH you did it!!

I'm probably going to regret it whenever I'm off pain medication, but it seems awesome now. :D

[Ninja Magee]

Let's see...

Just a few exchanges I thought were funny:

Human: "AAAH Ugly Green Mutant Freak!"
Mikey: "But I got your cat!"
Human: "HELP HE'S GOT MY CAT!"
Mikey: "Dude!"

Don: "Why do I always get stuck with Mikey?"
Mikey: "Hey..."
Leo: "I don't want him, and I'm in charge!"
Mikey: "Hey..."

Splinter: "How did you get so hurt?"
Leo: Oh that, we were um,
Raph: hit
Don: by a
Mikey: Bus?

[DonatelloNinja82]

I'm probably going to regret it whenever I'm off pain medication, but it seems awesome now. :D

Nah, it's awesome! :D

[Shark_Blade]

"Your skills are impressive....

...but they will not save you."

Gives me goosebumps. Everytime.

Oh yeah!

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)


Don: "Why do I always get stuck with Mikey?"
Mikey: "Hey..."
Leo: "I don't want him, and I'm in charge!"
Mikey: "Hey..."

What episodes are these?

Poor Mikey. :cry:

[snake]

What episodes are these?

Poor Mikey. :cry:

Pretty sure the last one is from 'Mousers Attack!"

[Technogeek29]

What episodes are these?

Poor Mikey. :cry:

The Gauntlet.

[DonatelloNinja82]

Mikey: This sounds serious, I'd better get Master Splinter.
*poof in a smoke bomb...and when the smoke clears there is Master Splinter.
Splinter: Michelangelo said you wanted to see me?

Splinter: I'm compassionate, not insane.

[RaphAndDonnie]

Raphael: Too bad there's no place for freaks to meet people where no can see how hideous they are.
April: Wait, There is - The internet!

Leonardo: You said yourself how bad Shredder is. Why are you protecting him? You said he's driving you crazy!
Karai: He drives me crazy because he's my father!
Leonardo: Your father? Shredder's your father?! You're Shredder's daughter?

Michaelangelo: And your head is kind of leathery...How about Headleather? Heather? Leatherhead!
Leatherhead: Leatherhead it is then. Thank you.

[sirroscoe]

April: Here I am walking around in the big city. All alone! I sure hope no crazy pigeon man sneaks up on me. That would be the last thing i want.

Donnie: What are you doing?

April: You wanted me to be bait. I'm bait!

Donnie: That isn't how bait talks.

April: How do you know how bait talks?

Donnie: I know bait doesn't talk BACK!

Leo, Raph & Mikey: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

Mikey: Oh no you didn't!

:lol::lol::lol:

[Captain PunchYouHard]

April: Here I am walking around in the big city. All alone! I sure hope no crazy pigeon man sneaks up on me. That would be the last thing i want.

Donnie: What are you doing?

April: You wanted me to be bait. I'm bait!

Donnie: That isn't how bait talks.

April: How do you know how bait talks?

Donnie: I know bait doesn't talk BACK!

Leo, Raph & Mikey: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

Mikey: Oh no you didn't!

:lol::lol::lol:

Don would know. He's definitely a master baiter.

[DonatelloNinja82]

Michelangelo: Okay, I'm thinking of something green. Ga-reen. Ga-reen.

Donatello: Is it Raphael again.

Michelangelo: Man, you're good at this!

[Electric]

Mikey: Alright Roachie, time to meet your maker.

Donnie: Wait isnt that me?

Mikey: Exactly. Go get em tiger

[BubblyShell22]

Don: Uh-oh!
Leo: Uh-oh? Donnie, you told me you knew how to stop this!
Don: I didn't expect something like this, Leo!
Leo: They're aliens from another dimension. What did you expect? A big round ball with the word 'bomb' on it?

Mikey: Just call me Dr. Einstein-instein.

Raph: This freak show ends now!

Leo: Okay, Falco, we've had enough of your--
Raph: Don't say monkeying around!
Leo: I wasn't going to!
Falco: Yes, you were.

Leo: You're right. Maybe I was just believing what I wanted to.
Mikey: I've been there, bro. For me, it was leprechauns.
Leo: Are you seriously comparing what I am going through to the time you found out leprechauns aren't real?
Mikey: Leprechauns aren't REAL?!

[DonatelloNinja82]

Splinter: Hmm... a seven foot staff, interesting.
Donnie: No, I meant using modern technology.
Splinter: Ah, a solar powered staff.

Raph: Leo, I'm sorry.
Leo: What's that? I couldn't hear you.
Raph: I said...I'M SORRY!!!
Leo: Apology accepted.

[BubblyShell22]

Mikey: Fire the weapons, Raph!
Raph: I don't think so.
Mikey: See? That's your problem. If I was in charge of weapons, I'd be firing all the time. That mailbox? Bam! That newspaper stand? Boom! That porta-potty? Splat!
Leo: And that's why you're not in charge of weapons. Now get back to your station and tell me which way to go.
Mikey: Okay, you should turn right three blocks ago.

Raph: He's really turned running and screaming into an art form.
Don: Well, at least he's good for something, right?
Mikey: *falls down*
Don: Well, good-ish.

Mikey: Then why didn't we use it last time?
Don: Because we didn't have it last time.
Mikey: You have an answer for everything, don't you, Donnie?
Don: Yes, I do.
Raph: Speaking of questions, are you sure this plan's going to work, Leo?
Leo: It has to work.

[DonatelloNinja82]

Splinter: Remember my sons, everything you know i have shown you but i have not shown you everything i know.

April: I appreciate you guys coming to help but... how is this better than being eaten by rats!?
Mikey: At least it'll be quick. With rats they just chew and chew and chew and chew... and chew.

[Captain PunchYouHard]

Leo, trying to impress Karai: "Donnie! Behind you!"
Don: "...The wall?"

[Technogeek29]

Shredder: There is indeed a facinating tale of how my old partner came to teach ninjitsu to four mutant "Turtles". Perhaps i'll let one of you live long enough to tell it?
Leo: Your gonna have to catch us first, Mikey?
Mikey: so long SUCKA!!! *EGG SPLAT*
Turtles:....
Mikey: Hehehe whoops that one's on me.

Karai: So this is that mutant ooze you go on about? How does it work?
Raph: Lean a little closer and i'll show ya!

Karai: what'll happen if I were to press this button here?
Leo: Karai don't!
Krang: highly undesirable results.
Karai: Well now I gotta.

[The_Leader_in_Blue]

Cpt. Ryan : Celestia, you've just broke my heart...(ZAAPPPPP!!!)
but my disinegrator still works!

[Electric]

Raph: Bet you think you're pretty slick?
Karai: i have my moments.


Raph: So guys we all fans of karai yet?
Donnie: I dont know who she is, but i know i hate her!

[BubblyShell22]

Captain Ryan: We're all gonna die! And I think I left the food replicator on! The whole ship's gonna burn!
That purple guy: Get it together, Captain. You're our leader. So act like one.

Raph: I can't believe I'm gonna say this. Get it together, Captain. You're our leader. So act like one.
Leo: You're right, Raph. That was just the anxiety ray talking.
Raph: That's it? You're not gonna slap yourself?
Leo: Psssh. Let's go save April.

[gobo]

Every other thing Mikey says...

[Electric]

Mikey: Do you need a tissue?
April: I think im ok.
Mikey: ill get you a tissue......We dont have any tissues. Can i make you some soup?

[Gwydion]

Most of my favorites are already listed, but here's some that aren't.

Mikey: You just don't want to admit you're the "R" word.
Raph/Donnie/Leo: *blink*
Mikey: "Wrong".
Raph: I'm not wrong!
Mikey: Fine, if you don't want to talk about my friend, I've got two other brothers who do.
Leo: Actually, I'd rather talk about anything else.
Donnie: Like the concept of the silent "W", perhaps?

Raph: That wasn't very silent, Leo!

April: I am being hunted... by a giant pigeon!
Raph: *laughs*
Everyone Else: *silence*
Raph: ...I can't be the only one that finds that funny.

Mikey: Sorry!
Raph: Don't apologize to him.
Mikey: I mean, sorry I didn't drop you harder!
Raph: There you go.

And while I can't quote it exactly, Leo impersonating the Kraang when talking about "punching the card that is known as the time card in the clock of time".

[BubblyShell22]

Yes, Leo's Kraang impersonation was great, but I always mess that quote up.

Mikey: Guys, I think I'm gonna throw up. Or down. Or sideways. But one thing's for sure, I'm seriously gonna throw.

Splinter: Was that fair?
Leo: No.
Splinter Did I win?
Leo: I see your point.
Splinter: Seek victory, not fairness.
Leo: Hai, Sensei.

Leo: So, I should trust my instincts unless my instincts are wrong.
Splinter: Correct.
Leo: Thanks, Sensei.
Mikey: Whoa. You know it's good advice if you're confused afterward.

Donnie: It would be nice to have a real kunoichi on our side.
April: Ahem. What about me?
Donnie: No, I mean a real kunoichi. Not that you're not a real one, just more experienced. Is it hot in here?
April: It's okay. I get it. She's your mortal enemy, but hey, she's purdy.
Donnie: No, she's not. You're way prettier. I mean, not that I think you're pretty, but you're not ugly and--
Raph: *puts hand over Don's mouth* Don't fight it. You'll thank me later.

[Ch'redder]

"The ones who are working for this place must punch the card that is known as the time card in the clock that is known as the clock of time."

[The_Leader_in_Blue]

Raphael: TCRI? They're behind the Kraang Plot?
Leonardo: The Invasion?
Michaelangelo: The Olympics? (THWAP!) What was that?
Raphael: A new olympic event


Leonardo: The portal!
Donatello: It's beautiful, scientifically speaking.
Raphael: Well if you love it so much why don't you marry it?
Michaelangelo: Do you Donatello take this portal to be your..
Leonardo: Knock it off, all of you. We have to figure out how we are going to stop Donnies' bride over
there

[Luckyday]

I can't remember how it goes exactly.
Raph: Whatcha you gonna do? Whatcha you gonna do?

Flips Raph over
Mikey: Booyakusha!
Mikey: You thought you had me but I played you like a trombone.
Mikey making the sound effect

[Dawnatello Turtle Chick]

Leo: There's a force field? Why didn't you tell me?
Don: Because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN"T KNOW!

This is seriously my favorite line of the whole series... I lol'd so hard. I guess I was late in getting it posted. Props to you for putting it out there first!

[BubblyShell22]

Mikey: Man, this is awkward. It's Chris Bradford my ex-friend and that other guy.
Xever: The name is Xever. So you don't forget, I'll write it into your shells with these.

Raph: You let him go?
Leo: They weren't exactly a threat. They'd had enough.
Raph: Dude, they were beating up a blind guy! There is no enough. Now they'll think we're wimps and we don't have the guts to finish the job.

[kelligrafie]

Don would know. He's definitely a master baiter.

Do you think we could bribe/blackmail one of the writers into slipping that into the show for the grown ups (^_^)

[BubblyShell22]

Mikey: I think Leo likes the egg more than me.
Raph: Well, the egg talks less than you, so there's that.

[cryan]

Not really a quote but an observation. the newtralizer must have a taste for the Kraang. When he picks up one of them and shoves one in his mouth, Reminds me of Fat Bas**d from Austin Powers: "come here I'm gonna eat Ya".

[snake]

Not really a quote but an observation. the newtralizer must have a taste for the Kraang. When he picks up one of them and shoves one in his mouth, Reminds me of Fat Bas**d from Austin Powers: "come here I'm gonna eat Ya".

Yummy Brains :P

[BubblyShell22]

Mikey: Man, it really stinks down here.
Don: It is a sewer, Mikey.
Mikey: I mean more than usual. Eww, what is all this stuff.
Don: Um, Mikey, *whispers in his ear*
Mikey: What? Don't they know we're livin' down here?
Raph: Pipe down, you two.
Don: Wow, you sound just like Leo.
Raph: You say that one more time, and I'll throw you in the sewer.
Don: And now you sound like you again.

(I may have already used that one, but I keep forgetting. Oh well.)

[Lethal Lullaby]

April: I am being hunted by a giant pigeon!
Raphael:*points and laughs then realizes nobody is laughing with him* I can't be the only one who finds that funny.
Don: It's not funny, Raph. There's a creature out there trying to hurt my April.
April: *looks at Donnie*
Don: Our April. April.

[BubblyShell22]

Karai: I heard the scrawny one mention the Kraang. What's going on?
Leo: None of your business.
Don: And I'm not scrawny. I'm stout.

[TurtleTitan97]

Kraang: "This is known as 'NOT GOOD!'"

Kraang: "Kraang is on the diet that is known as 'gluten free'. Kraang has already lost 13 Kraang units."

Leo: There's a force field?!?! Why didn't you tell us?!?!
Donnie: Um, because I wanted us to fail? OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW!!!

Donnie/Metalhead: "Look at her. She's so beautiful. On this monitor screen she doesn't even know I'm staring....
April: "You do know that's not on mute, right?"
Donnie/Metalhead: O-of course I knew! Otherwise you wouldn't know that I was...joking.

Leo: "What would Splinter say?"
Raph: *imitating Splinter* "I did not know what was going on, because they went out while I was fast asleep."
Leo: "Ha, real mature. But I'm your leader. And as your leader, I say you're not going."
Raph: Well, as your followers.... we're going anyway.
Leo: Well... as your leader.... I'm going with you! To lead you...away... from bad... stuff.

Mikey: "Hey! We're not that kinda sub!"

Leo: "What are you doing?! What is wrong with your arms?!"
Donnie/Metalhead: "…My hands aren't on my hips?"
Leo: "No!"
Donnie/Metalhead: "Sorry, forgot to press B."

Raph: "So what's with the girl who tried to kill you?"
Leo: "She didn't try to kill me, she saved me."
Raph: "She threw a knife at your head."
Leo: "She threw a knife NEAR my head."
Raph: "She's in the Foot Clan."
Leo: "Nobody's perfect."

Mikey: "Leprechauns aren't real?!"

Shredder: "Your skills are impressive. But they will not save you!"

Raph: "I know you're a little worried about me. Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. We've never gone into a fight like this.... and I don't know what's gonna happen. But you don't need to worry. I will make it back! I love you, man..."
*Spike looks up*
Mikey: "Awwww, are you talking to your pet turtle?"
Raph: "NO!....SHUT UP!!!"
Mikey: "Aw, that's adorable!"
Raph: "I"M GONNA CRUSH YOU!!!"
Mikey: "AUGHHH!!!!"

Splinter: "My place.... is WITH MY SONS!!!"

Rat King:" How Ironic. Imagine my delight, when I found out that by not only controlling your master, would not only make me invincible, but would also be the key to your demise! HAHAHAA!!!"

April: "Don't worry, I get it. She's your mortal enemy, but hey! She's purdy!"

Mikey: "You named something without ME?!?!?!"

Kraang Prime: "The Turtles?!?!?! Kraang will not be stopped by puny mutants!!!"
Mikey: "At least we're not STUPID ALIENS!"

Leo: "I TRUSTED YOU!!!"
Karai: "I know! That's messed up, right!"

Splinter: "A daimio of the 16th century once said, 'In times of peace, never forget the possibility of war. In times of war, never forget compassion'."
Raph: "I'm guessing that guy lost a lot of wars."

Leatherhead: My friend, you once trusted me. Now I am trusting you."

Donnie: "Are you forgetting he grabbed me, by the face? Because let me remind you: He grabbed me.... BY THE FACE!!!"

Mikey: "Dudes, Leatherhead is off the chain!"
Leo: "YOU SET HIM LOOSE?!?!"
Mikey: "No! It means he's totally chill...."
*Other Turtles sigh*
Mikey: "......And that's why I set him free!"

Mikey: "Dudes, I had the weirdest dream.... I dreamt that the stuff in the sewers came from...."
Donnie: "Uh. forget it, Mikey! It was just a dream."

Leo: "GET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE BROTHER!!!"

[The_Leader_in_Blue]

Donnie: What the heck was that?
Raph: What just having fun, you know how much mikey loves the donnie puppet
Donnie: Dude april was watching
Raph: Pretty sure she liked it ...too..wait, do you still think you have a shot with her?
Donnie: Well, i mean..i..
Raph: Wow that is so adorable..and sad. its sadorable

[BubblyShell22]

Kraang One: This is going to leave that which is known as a mark.
Kraang Two: Affirmative.
SPLAT!

[sirroscoe]

Donnie as Metalhead: Take me to your leader.

Mikey: Leo, it's for you.

[The_Leader_in_Blue]

Raph: Donnie have i ever told you how awesome you are?
Donnie: No you haven't
Raph: Well i am seriously considering it

[Gunpowder]

Raphael:
"Donnie, why are there fingers on my feet?"

Karai:
"Ha! You're adorable! Stupid, but adorable."

Leonardo:
"We find the weapon, destroy it, and then we get Mexican...pizza."

Kraang
"The one known as April O'Neil. She is the one known as the one."

Raphael:
"Leo! Having...tea time?!"

Leonardo:
"Come on baby, come on baby... Come on, BABY...! YES!! SAY GOOD NIGHT, KRAANG!"

Donatello / Michelangelo:
"Well...I'm gonna go do...SOMETHING...in the other room. Raph, Mikey, care to join me?" "Not unless you get more specific. :)"

The exposition is what makes them great, more so than the quotes themselves.

[Donnieangelo]

My favorite line has to be when Leo does his Kraang impression.

The ones who are working for this place must punch the card that is known as the "time card" in the clock that is known as the "clock of time"! :lol:

[BubblyShell22]

Mikey: Let's move!

Leo: I say that!

Leo: Aww, but he's so cute. Mop! Mop! Mop!

Casey: Couldn't we just trade in Irma for April?
Leo: Real classy, Jones. Let's go!

Casey: April! Nooooo! Oh, and Irma. *a little softer* Noooo.

[kolaida]

Leo: Aww, but he's so cute. Mop! Mop! Mop!


That scene is one of my favorites in the series. So adorable! :tsmile:

[BubblyShell22]

Yep, mine, too. Leo is so awesome!

[Vicky82]

I'll put under spoilers


Leo:"Stop hiding behind your Footbots and face me, Shredder!"

Mikey: "This is for my brother" Throws sofa out the window onto Rahzar

Mikey: "Thats enough Raph, Enough! it's ok bro, sensei's a master ninja. He's going to be just fine" :cry:

[BubblyShell22]

Oooh, love that Leo quote. So awesome.

[hypnock]

Tea Girl: Are there other talking turtles like you?

Leo: Nope. Uh-uh. Just me -- mr. imaginary turtle.

[BubblyShell22]

Tea Girl: No no no no. You have to stick your pinkie out.

Leo: Um, I really don't have a pinkie.

[OrangeNinja1987]

My favorites:

Every line in the Leonardo and the tea time scene.

Leonardo: "The ones who are working for this place must punch the card that is known as the time card in the clock that is known as the clock of time."

Baxter Stockman: "Captain....Punch...you..hard?" It's when he's trying to think of a name for himself as a villain.

Mikey: "Don't worry, Mr. O'Neil, reality is way worse than your nightmare!" The way Mikey says this is what makes it so awesome, not just the line itself.

Captain Ryan: "If there's one thing I'm known for, it's my humanity." *sends creatures flying off into space to get rid of them*

My absolute favorite is:
Mikey: What does that do?
Raph: It makes things go boom."
Donnie: Actually, it makes things go ZWEEEEEE-CHOOOOOO-pop......It's important to be accurate."

I'm sure there are soooooo many I've missed. Pretty much every other line in the show is hilarious. Plus, a lot of my other favorites have already been used.

[Warhorse]

The line that sticks out the most for me right now, would be in Slash and Destroy.

"That's SPIKE?!!!??"

"Yeah, we'll fill you in later dude."

The whole delivery of Mikey, him rubbing his head, and the confused and shocked look on Leo was perfect! And funny too might I add.