Would Krang ever find a girl? [Archive]

Shark_Blade

09-06-2013, 11:18 AM

That was OT Krang. Nick's Kraang never lost it if you see his minions.

But I guess the OP was talking about FW Krang. So yeah, he ain't getting laid anytime soon without a body.

No, the android body doesn't count.

Vivi

09-06-2013, 11:41 AM

Maybe he buds off like a mogwai when he gets wet.

FlogginMcMurryZombiePizza

09-06-2013, 12:12 PM

whats a dalek.

Sorry I didn't realize you wouldn't get my obscure Doctor Who reference

http://badwithconviction.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/dalek.gif

Maybe he buds off like a mogwai when he gets wet.

I like this idea lol
Feed Krang after midnight and get him wet

Powder

09-06-2013, 12:26 PM

What would he need a girl for? It's quite clear he & Shredder are an old married couple.

Jester

09-06-2013, 02:53 PM

What would he need a girl for? It's quite clear he & Shredder are an old married couple.
^ we have a winner folks...

FlogginMcMurryZombiePizza

09-06-2013, 03:04 PM

Who needs kids when you have Bebop and Rocksteady?

raph27

09-06-2013, 03:29 PM

And those annoying turtle grand kids always wrecking your stuff.

Pterobat

09-06-2013, 09:45 PM

What would he need a girl for? It's quite clear he & Shredder are an old married couple.

It took waaaayyyy too long for somebody to say that.

And it's true!

BubblyShell22

09-07-2013, 01:48 PM

What would he need a girl for? It's quite clear he & Shredder are an old married couple.

Dammit, you beat me to it. I was just going to say that myself.

Type 97 Chi-ha

09-07-2013, 04:53 PM

Anyone ever heard the old expression that power is the best aphrodisiac? Yes, Krang could have any choice of girl he wants!

KRANGANDMIKEYFAN

09-08-2013, 08:04 PM

Krang + Irma? She IS desperate.

Type 97 Chi-ha

09-08-2013, 08:42 PM

Krang + Irma? She IS desperate.

And he couldn't take her virtue. :tlol:

FlogginMcMurryZombiePizza

09-09-2013, 03:49 AM

Krang + Irma? She IS desperate.

But Krang isn't

Shark_Blade

09-09-2013, 04:47 AM

He has all the tentacles in the world for her.

... yeah.

Type 97 Chi-ha

09-09-2013, 08:39 AM

He has all the tentacles in the world for her.

... yeah.

But tentacle monsters have a penchant for Japanese schoolgirls!

The Sewer Lord

09-11-2013, 11:47 AM

Do Daleks mate?

No. They're genetically created beings, they're always created in a lab. They're like weapons created for their masters like the Supreme Dalek Emperor, Davros and Caan (although Caan was more of a 'prophet').

shreddinghead

09-12-2013, 10:52 AM

Nah, he's asexual i'm sure. He did find a liking to shredder's mom though. :lol:

Colonel Schrader

09-12-2013, 11:20 AM

they all take turns with krang prime..

i hear she is very skilled with that weird tentacle mouth of hers.

Shark_Blade

09-12-2013, 05:18 PM

I think you mean "him". Kraang Prime is a male.

Coola Yagami

09-12-2013, 06:28 PM

I think you mean "him". Kraang Prime is a male.

Looked and sounded too female though.

Refractive Reflections

09-12-2013, 07:44 PM

Nah, he's asexual i'm sure. He did find a liking to shredder's mom though. :lol:

And don't forget Shreeka too. :lol:

Pterobat

09-12-2013, 07:46 PM

I think you mean "him". Kraang Prime is a male.

What?

Huh, whaddaya know.

CyberCubed

09-12-2013, 07:50 PM

Ciro called Kraang Prime a, "him" in that early preview before the finale aired.

Kraang Prime is basically a new version of Krang anyway, so it makes sense that it would be male because its an updated version of the original Krang. Just glad the Nick writers had the sense to bring Krang back as the leader of the Kraang like I predicted back in 2011.

Jester

09-12-2013, 07:56 PM

Look what you did...you opened the thread up for more, "Kraang Prime is THE Krang" BS. Man, why couldn't Prime have been a she?

CyberCubed

09-12-2013, 07:56 PM

I thought this debate ended a while ago with everyone agreeing that Kraang Prime is an updated Krang, just like how Nick updated Rat King, etc.

Coola Yagami

09-12-2013, 08:32 PM

CyberCubed

09-12-2013, 08:33 PM

Not really, we just gave up arguing with you because you were too stubborn too budge. Kraang Prime just seemed like too much of an all-new character. The whole scene between it and April, there was nothing 'Krang-ish' about it.

Its personality was like Krang, its Android body was blatantly based on the OT one, and it lived in the Technodrome.

Jester

09-12-2013, 08:38 PM

I thought this debate ended a while ago with everyone agreeing that Kraang Prime is an updated Krang, just like how Nick updated Rat King, etc.

Not really, we just gave up arguing with you because you were too stubborn too budge. Kraang Prime just seemed like too much of an all-new character. The whole scene between it and April, there was nothing 'Krang-ish' about it.
Soo this. Funny how you chalk it up as a win.

What made most of us (ok...maybe just me) groan was the fact that as a female Kraang Prime couldn't possibly be your beloved Krang, and when Ciro mentioned that she was a he you were practically doing cartwheels around the forum..

Coola Yagami

09-12-2013, 08:49 PM

Soo this. Funny how you chalk it up as a win.

What made most of us (ok...maybe just me) groan was the fact that as a female Kraang Prime couldn't possibly be your beloved Krang, and when Ciro mentioned that she was a he you were practically doing cartwheels around the forum..

Still not convinced its a male. Some of those screencaps make it look downright female.

And no, Kraang Prime was a whiney little bitch nagging its henchmen to things and insulting them over their screw-ups.

Kraang Prime didn't have much of a personality other than being a bizzare alien creature that commands a hivemind race out to terraform the Earth into Dimension X. Like something you would be out of an old sci-fi movie. It doesn't crack jokes (OT Krang), nor does it threaten to kill its underlings if they fail (General Krang). It just wants the plan to proceed, and nothing more.

OT Krang was too 'human' and typical cartoon bad guy. Their personalities were nothing alike.

Hero

09-13-2013, 03:25 AM

Oh dear, oh dear. What a looney topic this is ;).

Colonel Schrader

09-13-2013, 03:46 AM

ah post deleted.. sorry if i offended anyone.

I just find it weird that they would pick a girly voice, voiced by a woman to play a male krang prime.. it makes more sense being a female leader, that whole queen bee type situation.

also that pic i posted was from the metalhead episode. i did not alter it in anyway.. i mean those slots have to be there for a reason right?

Hero

09-13-2013, 04:10 AM

For the sake of fun at least, there should be a thread where posters can nominate the most bonkers topic of the month. At the moment, I'd nominate this 'post number 8' offering for September :).

It seems to be a contest here where the subjects become more bizarre than the other with little effort. :) Doesn't hurt me or bother me in the slightest as I can pass it up. I just help on reading that topic ideas have run a bit dry and there's a desperate attempt at ideas.

Jester

09-13-2013, 04:28 AM

But Hero...some people would take it as a challenge....

Hero

09-13-2013, 04:33 AM

Leo?

Challenge is positive.

barbecue17

09-13-2013, 07:58 AM

Of course he could, but only if she loved him for his mind.

:trolleye:

Hero

09-13-2013, 10:50 AM

Best reply yet.

Shiro Kame

09-13-2013, 11:14 AM

I don't think so. Krang's backstabbing nature would always lead to a breakup. I mean, Shreeka was his partner, but he backstabbed her.

KRANGANDMIKEYFAN

12-06-2023, 09:43 PM

I don't think so. Krang's backstabbing nature would always lead to a breakup. I mean, Shreeka was his partner, but he backstabbed her.
true.. and she gave him Bebop and Rocksteady back as revenge.

Prowler

12-08-2023, 01:10 PM

Have we ever even seen a female Utrom? Maybe they showed up in recent comics or something, but I haven't been up to date with the property since like 2012.

Cowabung-Gal

12-08-2023, 01:26 PM

Have we ever even seen a female Utrom? Maybe they showed up in recent comics or something, but I haven't been up to date with the property since like 2012.

We have Queen Utrom and Rook in the 2012 TV series, and Cynthia Utrom in Mutant Mayhem, need I say more?

IndigoErth

12-08-2023, 02:59 PM

Because Im sure his species must mate.

Erm... what if they reproduce by a tentacle just breaking off, and it wriggles away like a tadpole to go find a pool of water (or other local liquids...) to develop in.

If this had to come to mind, I'm not dealing with that thought alone, sorry. lol

DarkFell

12-08-2023, 04:37 PM

I was never aware that this thread existed.

Krang had some insecurity issues, and idiotic henchmen issues. Even though Shredder was a competent lackey, he had to sit on the bench and, he probably slept on the couch too. Shreeka was just a pawn.

For the Mirage side, I doubt that neither Eastman nor Laird gave their creations any additional thought of what else they were capable of, and they probably didn't care much because everyone has to pursue a deadline. Throw the characters into the story, develop some character traits, let them go or receive whatever fate that Eastman and Laird wanted them to have. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Enter the fan theories.

As for the extraterrestrial reproduction stuff, I'm half-way certain that a few Asian shows / movies and manga stories got you covered with their own versions of sci-fi horror, intrigue, and whatever else you're looking for.

As for Irma, she would say "No."

Prowler

12-09-2023, 10:06 AM

We have Queen Utrom and Rook in the 2012 TV series, and Cynthia Utrom in Mutant Mayhem, need I say more?
Ok, I didn't know that because I only saw a couple of the Nick series episodes and haven't watched or read anything that came out since then.

Erm... what if they reproduce by a tentacle just breaking off, and it wriggles away like a tadpole to go find a pool of water (or other local liquids...) to develop in.

If this had to come to mind, I'm not dealing with that thought alone, sorry. lol
Well, how could talking brains even have sex? They must have tiny sexual organs... if they have any. Since they're so smart, they probably can create life using technology alone or something.

The Deadman

12-09-2023, 11:46 AM

Krang + Irma? She IS desperate.

He'd suffocate her in her sleep for being too annoying.

Jephael

12-11-2023, 09:39 AM

Dang, this is an old thread I never knew existed until now! I have seen this one Robot Chicken sketch that pretty much sums up how I feel Krang would probably act on a date!

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