Worst Movie(s) you have seen?

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

What are some of the worst movie, or what is your worst movie, you have ever seen?

[shuriken]

Freddy got fingered is probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
Steel is pretty Terrible. Judd Nelson was the best thing in that movie.
I think its funny that the common denominator is Shaq.
Meet the Spartans had no redeemable qualities whatsoever, ( except maybe the pit of death scene, I remember chuckling)
A lot of those parody movies that don't know the meaning of parody (Date movie, Superhero movie, epic movie, Scary Movie after the second one ect)
Meet Dave also sucked. HARD

[Storm Eagle]

Sucker Punch is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. How I managed to sit through the whole thing is beyond me.

[Krutch]

Sucker Punch is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. How I managed to sit through the whole thing is beyond me.

Here's the thing about Suckerpunch... What did people expect this movie to be? Because a TON of people i've spoke to about this all have the same conversation with me:

"Suckerpunch was garbage! It looked so awesome in the trailers..."
"Well, what were you expecting?"
"I don't know. The trailers looked awesome. Hot girls, mechs, dragons, steampunk nazis..."
"Yeah. And the movie didn't have that in spades?"
"Well, yeah, it did but it all sucked!"
"I'll ask again, what were you expecting?"
"...I don't know.."
"Were you seriously expecting a good story that combines all those elements? And directed by Zack Snyder?"
"Obviously not."
"So...?"
"...I don't know!"

It baffles me, I guess. Did I like it? Myeh. For what it was, it was fine. Kinda fun. I mean in the first 20 minutes we got two music videos, that was pretty different and interesting. Zach's a great visual storyteller(and not much else, to be honest) so I thought this movie only played to his strengths.

Bah. Sorry for the rant :D I'm not trying to defend the movie; to each their own. But I'm just curious how SO many people were disappointed with it. I just don't know what else they could have expected other than what they got.

[chrisdude]

I can think of three times when I actually wanted to get up and walk out of a movie: When a Stranger Calls, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and Watchmen. I just wanted to die in my seat, so I could leave.

To be honest, I'm sure I've seen worse stuff on TV or Netflix, but I guess that wouldn't upset me in such a memorable way.

[The Stryker]

Not really the worst movie I've ever seen but Dark Knight Rises was the worst I've ever felt in a theater.

Man of Steel was another one. Bummed me out and I was completely zoned out around the part where he fights the spider robot drill thing.

[RaphAndDonnie]

Broken Lizard's Club Dread. My God that movie borders on being so bad it's good.

[chrisdude]

Not really the worst movie I've ever seen but Dark Knight Rises was the worst I've ever felt in a theater.

Man of Steel was another one. Bummed me out and I was completely zoned out around the part where he fights the spider robot drill thing.I felt a bit like that in MoS. So much fighting that by the time the last battle began, I was like, "More? I wanna go home..." Definitely felt better the second time, though.

[Jester]

A lot of the "so bad their good" flicks, Plan 9, Terror Of Tiny Town, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Birdemic, The Room, Abraxas: Guardian of the Galaxy. Good times.

[Wildcat]

Ive seen bad movies but theyre more funny than awful because theyre so stupid.

There is one movie I truly hate, Close Encounters of the Third Kind. I know its considered great and all but that was the most worthless 2+ hours Ive sat through.

In short...its far too much buildup for little to no ending if it can even be called that because not one miserable thing is ever explained. Not even vague interpretation.

[Refractive Reflections]

Most of the time I'm able to avoid bad movies either by reading what critics commented about it or from word of mouth from friends and acquaintances.

One movie I went to where I was bored beyond measure, and where the plot was thin and insipid was The 13th Warrior (1999). I think there was so much enthusiasm about Antonio Banderas after the successful, The Mask of Zorro in 1998, a lot of people assumed The 13th Warrior would be just as great but it wasn't.

...I'm sure there are others, but I would have to dig deep in my mind for them. :lol:

[Candy Kappa]

The Michael Bay Transformers movies are terrible, just plain terrible with little to no redeemable qualities.

Pearl Garbour is another train wreck, the first American Godzilla, the Silent Hill movies and the Resident Evil flicks.

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

the Silent Hill movies and the Resident Evil flicks.

Yeah, Ive noticed that. Video game movie adaptations are almost always terrible, because they miss the point and appeal of the video game in question. and when there is one that might be good, it never gets made.

There was a Castlevania movie in the works, but they gave up on that one.

[Candy Kappa]

Yeah, Ive noticed that. Video game movie adaptations are almost always terrible, because they miss the point and appeal of the video game in question. and when there is one that might be good, it never gets made.

There was a Castlevania movie in the works, but they gave up on that one.

Yeah, but usually they often are enjoyable in a "so bad it's funny" but Silent Hill and Resident Evil just makes me groan.

[ObiWanFan4life]

All the Friedberg/Seltzer movies are horrible, but the worst of them all has to be Disaster Movie. It was just painful to watch. Easily the worst movie I've ever seen.

Dragonball Evolution and The Last Airbender were frustrating for me to watch as a fan of their respective shows. Say what you will about Michael Bay and George Lucas, but at least they know how to direct and shoot action sequences.

A Good Day To Die Hard made me ashamed to be a fan of the franchise and action movies in general.

Batman and Robin is comedy gold. It is so awful and poorly made, that it's hilarious.

[DarkLightDragon]

Last Airbender: Though I'll admit I'm not a die-hard fan of the show, this movie annoyed me in how not only was it a poor adaptation of the source material, but just a bad film in general. Wooden acting, bad pacing, little-to-no character development, and just really below average special effects. I know all of that makes it sound like it's a laughably bad movie, but even if you laugh throughout the whole time, it gets a bit depressing. And I just love how it ends with a cliffhanger. The perfect example of M. Night (or Nick, whoever made the decision) counting the chickens before they hatch. While I recall hearing the film did make enough profit at the box office, it wasn't enough to green-light a sequel, though the blacklash was probably more than enough to scare them away from doing one anyway.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: Yeah, I'm probably the only one who didn't really fall in love with this movie despite hearing so many people saying it was good. Wasn't a fan of the animation or the character models. Too exaggeratedly expressive for my liking. The characters weren't very likable or interesting, and the jokes, can't remember one. Didn't even bother with the sequel.

[Krutch]

Man I followed the preproduction of Silent Hill like a HAWK. I was so damn certain it was going to be the one that broke the stigma of video game movies.

Then I saw it :(

[Blossombrooks]

A Good Day To Die Hard made me ashamed to be a fan of the franchise and action movies in general.

^This! What were they thinking? :roll: oh wait, yeah, money :D

Jack and Jill was pretty terrible, I love Adam Sandler when he's working with Drew Barrymore but his films without her are getting worse!

[Dawnatello Turtle Chick]

Along the lines of bad movies made from video games- Max Payne. I couldn't even finish it... just..... couldn't. I have no idea what they thought the games were about. But the movie was just ..... I just want to forget that I tried to watch it. "Tahiti is a magical place."

[ObiWanFan4life]

On the subject of video game movies, House of the Dead maybe one of the worst ever made. It was poorly acted, sloppily written, and horribly shot.

[miru]

Alice in Wonderland (2010, direct-to-video). It has worse animation than Johnny Test, horrible public domain radio play audio, hideous character designs, the whole enchilada of hell. It's truly dire.

Honorary mentions:

*Oz: The Great and Powerful
*Wrath of the Titans
*Ratatoing
*Tentacolino
*Cinderella 2
*Animal Soccer World

[Storm Eagle]

Here's the thing about Suckerpunch... What did people expect this movie to be? Because a TON of people i've spoke to about this all have the same conversation with me:

"Suckerpunch was garbage! It looked so awesome in the trailers..."
"Well, what were you expecting?"
"I don't know. The trailers looked awesome. Hot girls, mechs, dragons, steampunk nazis..."
"Yeah. And the movie didn't have that in spades?"
"Well, yeah, it did but it all sucked!"
"I'll ask again, what were you expecting?"
"...I don't know.."
"Were you seriously expecting a good story that combines all those elements? And directed by Zack Snyder?"
"Obviously not."
"So...?"
"...I don't know!"

It baffles me, I guess. Did I like it? Myeh. For what it was, it was fine. Kinda fun. I mean in the first 20 minutes we got two music videos, that was pretty different and interesting. Zach's a great visual storyteller(and not much else, to be honest) so I thought this movie only played to his strengths.

Bah. Sorry for the rant :D I'm not trying to defend the movie; to each their own. But I'm just curious how SO many people were disappointed with it. I just don't know what else they could have expected other than what they got.

Well there are people who liked it. I, as well as some others, are just not in that camp. It's just a matter of personal taste.

Alice in Wonderland (2010, direct-to-video). It has worse animation than Johnny Test, horrible public domain radio play audio, hideous character designs, the whole enchilada of hell. It's truly dire.


I did like the designs of the queen's soldiers though.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Bad movies? How about Wolf Creek? Boring, predictable, uninspired. I know it was supposedly based on a true story from Australia, but the entire movie was just painful to watch.

And as much as I hate to bash any Marvel movie- X-Men: The Last Stand. That movie could have been so great, but they utterly dropped the ball on the Phoenix sub-plot. Angel's part of the movie was decent, and I liked the will-she/won't-she aspect with Rogue and the mutant "cure", and even the stuff with Leech and Magneto's force, (though I didn't like their version of Spike).

X-Men: First Class was more of the same. I went in with high hopes, only to see characters misused, misplaced in time/place, and even killed off prematurely or in ways that made no sense. Darwin could survive in SPACE with no oxygen, and in the presence of all sorts of powerful energies- and he can't handle Shaw redirecting and amplifying Havok's power? Get real. That should never have happened. Also, their "Angel" is too confusing. I kept thinking they were using Pixie, as she has the same powers, and is far better known. It also made it over-complicated to use the same name as another character who also has wings- THE "Angel" from Last Stand- Warren Worthington. It made no sense to me. There was little development of anyone but Charles and Eric, so most of the other characters seemed pointless. The ONE thing that I liked was the backstory between Charles and Mystique, and the addition of Azazel (who became Nightcrawler's father!).

[Krutch]

On the subject of video game movies, House of the, Dead maybe one of the worst ever made. It was poorly acted, sloppily written, and horribly shot.

Yeah, but...

http://s15.postimg.org/5h7mdhx2j/226687_erica_durance_scaled.png

Gets a pass.

[miru]

Well there are people who liked it. I, as well as some others, are just not in that camp. It's just a matter of personal taste.



I did like the designs of the queen's soldiers though.

I didn't mean the Tim Burton one, I meant This obscure direct to video version. (http://wonderlanddvd.com)

[BabyTurtles]

worst movies that I actually payed to watch in a theatre.

animated: hotel transylvania

it was just all over the place....and too cheesy.

live-action: the last airbender

.....ugh....do I have to say why?

[Storm Eagle]

I didn't mean the Tim Burton one, I meant This obscure direct to video version. (http://wonderlanddvd.com)

Okay then that does look bad.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Yeah, but...

http://s15.postimg.org/5h7mdhx2j/226687_erica_durance_scaled.png

Gets a pass.

True, but that just shows how screwed your movie is when THAT'S the only noteworthy thing about it.

Baby Genuises 3 (Direct to DVD) - You might think I'm trolling and making this one up.....I'm not. This actually exists, and it's even WORSE than the first two movies. And if you had the misfortune of watching those you know that's saying something.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

And as long as we're on the subject of bad video game movies- Super Mario Brothers. Need I say more? But at least we'll always have the first Tomb Raider movie and the first Mortal Kombat.

[chrisdude]

Baby Genuises 3 (Direct to DVD) - You might think I'm trolling and making this one up.....I'm not. This actually exists, and it's even WORSE than the first two movies. And if you had the misfortune of watching those you know that's saying something.Oh, but the first one was so charming!
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[Mzx10484]

The NeverEnding Story, part 3 !

[Candy Kappa]

Also, their "Angel" is too confusing. I kept thinking they were using Pixie, as she has the same powers, and is far better known. It also made it over-complicated to use the same name as another character who also has wings- THE "Angel" from Last Stand- Warren Worthington.

Her name is Angel, not a codename like Warren. Angel Salvadore.

Her backstory is completely changed from the comics from abused teen runaway to stripper but it is the film version of her, not to mention she should be in a modern day setting as she joins Xavier's Institute after Wolverine saves her from the U-Men.

What was cool with Angel (and Beak) was that they weren't pretty supermodel looking or heroic muscley like the average X-Man, but was among the rather unfortunate mutants as she had to digest her food like a fly and had fly wings. Beak, a fellow student she got romantically involved with and gad children with had chicken features.

She did after M-Day become pretty like the rest on Marvel's superheroes, and is now a member of the New Warriors as Tempest.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Bad movies? How about Wolf Creek? Boring, predictable, uninspired. I know it was supposedly based on a true story from Australia, but the entire movie was just painful to watch.

And as much as I hate to bash any Marvel movie- X-Men: The Last Stand. That movie could have been so great, but they utterly dropped the ball on the Phoenix sub-plot. Angel's part of the movie was decent, and I liked the will-she/won't-she aspect with Rogue and the mutant "cure", and even the stuff with Leech and Magneto's force, (though I didn't like their version of Spike).

X-Men: First Class was more of the same. I went in with high hopes, only to see characters misused, misplaced in time/place, and even killed off prematurely or in ways that made no sense. Darwin could survive in SPACE with no oxygen, and in the presence of all sorts of powerful energies- and he can't handle Shaw redirecting and amplifying Havok's power? Get real. That should never have happened. Also, their "Angel" is too confusing. I kept thinking they were using Pixie, as she has the same powers, and is far better known. It also made it over-complicated to use the same name as another character who also has wings- THE "Angel" from Last Stand- Warren Worthington. It made no sense to me. There was little development of anyone but Charles and Eric, so most of the other characters seemed pointless. The ONE thing that I liked was the backstory between Charles and Mystique, and the addition of Azazel (who became Nightcrawler's father!).

Speaking of crappy X-Men movies, let's not forget to mention these gems:

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[Candy Kappa]

Generation X was amazing, best Emma Frost ever. And Banshee... Dear lord, that movie.

Wolverine Origins is just a mess on so many levels.

[chrisdude]

I haven't seen Generation X since it debuted on television. I actually remember it pretty well, and I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT. I even got a Skin action figure because of that movie. He had long arms and his fingers stretched out. I brought it to after-school care, but the other kids didn't know who he was. :lol:

[FlogginMcMurryZombiePizza]

Recent bad movies were the two zombie movies Danny Trejo was in.
Rise of the Zombies
Zombie Hunter.

Uughh

[Jester]

Cold Fusion. When a character says "Electoralmagnetic Pulse Weapon." you know it's a bad movie.

[CyberCubed]

World War Z.

The Last of Us was better.

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

In the theater? "The Fountain" was definitely a stinker. My then-girlfriend apologized to me repeatedly for taking me to it. Slow moving, overacting, confusing, supposedly deep-meaning...and no payoff at the end, except that it's finally over.

[raph27]

TMNT 3. :tlol:
RIPD.
Both Percy Jackson movies. I love the books but the movies are crap.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Chicken Little - The jokes are blatant, pop culture refrences, some of which don't even make sense, the characters are either too unlikable or too bland. And the movie is really mean spirited.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Her name is Angel, not a codename like Warren. Angel Salvadore.

Her backstory is completely changed from the comics from abused teen runaway to stripper but it is the film version of her, not to mention she should be in a modern day setting as she joins Xavier's Institute after Wolverine saves her from the U-Men.

What was cool with Angel (and Beak) was that they weren't pretty supermodel looking or heroic muscley like the average X-Man, but was among the rather unfortunate mutants as she had to digest her food like a fly and had fly wings. Beak, a fellow student she got romantically involved with and gad children with had chicken features.

She did after M-Day become pretty like the rest on Marvel's superheroes, and is now a member of the New Warriors as Tempest.

Which is precisely my point- she was misused, misplaced in the time-line, and served little purpose in the movie. At least Darwin had something of a heroic (albeit short) part, though he was another one that was out of place. She did almost nothing- except to side with Magneto in the end. And yes, I'm aware of who she is, and that it was her real name. (Though I had originally never heard of her and thought it WAS Pixie renamed. I had to look her up in my Marvel Encyclopeida.) And her wings looked more dragonfly-like than straight fly. Again, she was too close to Pixie in appearance and powers- all she was missing was the pink hair and dust! They would have done better to go with someone less obscure and confusing. Sharing the "name" (code or otherwise) of one X-Man, and the appearance/powers of another was both pointless and over-complicated. I would have preferred they used Psylocke, Dazzler, Domino, or one of the Proudstar brothers. Or possibly Sunfire, Magick- well anyone else would have been better.

[Jester]

If this scene makes you laugh, then watch Cold Fusion:
https://www.wevideo.com/view/142167592

[Candy Kappa]

Which is precisely my point- she was misused, misplaced in the time-line, and served little purpose in the movie. At least Darwin had something of a heroic (albeit short) part, though he was another one that was out of place. She did almost nothing- except to side with Magneto in the end. And yes, I'm aware of who she is, and that it was her real name. (Though I had originally never heard of her and thought it WAS Pixie renamed. I had to look her up in my Marvel Encyclopeida.) And her wings looked more dragonfly-like than straight fly. Again, she was too close to Pixie in appearance and powers- all she was missing was the pink hair and dust! They would have done better to go with someone less obscure and confusing. Sharing the "name" (code or otherwise) of one X-Man, and the appearance/powers of another was both pointless and over-complicated. I would have preferred they used Psylocke, Dazzler, Domino, or one of the Proudstar brothers. Or possibly Sunfire, Magick- well anyone else would have been better.

To be fair, most of the X-Men characters have been misused or misrepresented. After X-Men 2: the F*ck-up and what they did with Stryker and Nightcrawler, I'm not holding my breath that they can properly handle characters true to their original counterpart with a very very few exceptions.

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

"The Royal Tenenbaums". I saw that one with my mother. It was supposed to be a comedy, and though the theater was full, nobody laughed once during the movie. It wasn't funny, just creepy. I guess it's funny if you enjoy incest or dogs being crushed in car accidents.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Well since no one else has brought it up, Battlefield Earth : A dreadful cinematic experience with a Boring and convoluted story. It's Close to the worst sci-fi movie I've ever seen. It was so bad that the writer publicly apologized for it, check it out:
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[DarkLightDragon]

Chicken Little - The jokes are blatant, pop culture refrences, some of which don't even make sense, the characters are either too unlikable or too bland. And the movie is really mean spirited.


Oh god, that reminds me of another bad Disney movie that came around at that time.

Home on the Range: Animation is below average, jokes are unfunny, characters are uninteresting and bare bones of the tropes they embody, villain is weak in motive, and the songs, well, I thought Will the Sun Ever Shine Again? was good. If only because it was the only one not sung by any of the characters.

And to think this movie would've mark the end of Disney's traditional animation. Fortunately, that didn't happen for long with Enchanted (what little there was) and Princess and the Frog.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Speaking of Disney, my friends and I like to add the quickening at the end of direct to dvd sequels, it actually kinda fits : :lol:

Cinderella 2: The Quickening
Bambi 2: The Quickening
Cars 2: The Quickening

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

Speaking of Disney, my friends and I like to add the quickening at the end of direct to dvd sequels, it actually kinda fits : :lol:

Cinderella 2: The Quickening

Wow. I bet even Rob Paulson couldn't save that trash.

[ObiWanFan4life]

RoboCop 3 It's poorly written, and it turned a gritty action movie into a Saturday morning cartoon.

[snake]

Troll 2 is amazingly bad.

[jazzmatazz]

It seems my choice in boyfriends leads to me seeing terrible films. Apparently I like guys who like indie, B, or troma films. I want all those hours of my life back.... Most recent monstrosity was Manborg. :roll:

[snake]

Chicken Little - The jokes are blatant, pop culture refrences, some of which don't even make sense, the characters are either too unlikable or too bland. And the movie is really mean spirited.

Disney was really bad in that period of time. (2000-2007)

[DarkLightDragon]

Disney was really bad in that period of time. (2000-2007)


With the exception of Lilo and Stitch.

I still enjoy it and it was really their only well-received animated film during that time.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Disney was really bad in that period of time. (2000-2007)

Except for Cars, The Incredibles, Pirates of the Caribbean : The Curse of the Black Pearl, Monsters Inc. , Etc.

[snake]

Except for Cars, The Incredibles, Pirates of the Caribbean : The Curse of the Black Pearl, Monsters Inc. , Etc.

Cars , The Incredibles, And Monsters Inc. were all Pixar.

I was referring to Disney animation. Hand drawn Disney pretty much died there. (I don't mind CGI movies, but I also like hand drawn)

[ObiWanFan4life]

Cars , The Incredibles, And Monsters Inc. were all Pixar.

I was referring to Disney animation. Hand drawn Disney pretty much died there. (I don't mind CGI movies, but I also like hand drawn)

How about Treasure Planet?

[snake]

How about Treasure Planet?

Treasure planet was okay. But it didn't do that good at the box office. So Disney thought that people didn't like hand drawn stuff anymore and started making CGI movies in 2004.

[ObiWanFan4life]

After Earth Say what you will about Battlefield Earth, at least THAT movie can be considered unintentionally funny, this however is joyless, slow paced, and boring.

[Krutch]

Least favorite film I've ever seen is Funny Games. Just awful.

[blindturtle02]

My fiancé and I watched this Christmas film on Netflix in Dec of last year. I can't really remember the title. Wanna say it was Crazy for Christmas? Anyway, she likes romance movies around Christmas and Vday and that's cool. I watch them with her because I'm a sap. This thing, however, was painful! It was a lifetime presentation but we didn't find that out until it started going waaay off in left field around the middle of the film. She doesn't do Lifetime movies. She likes ABC Family or Halmark romantic flicks, so she could tell that something was amiss. Kept telling her to turn it off. She kept saying,"It might get better though. The crazy guy giving away a bunch of money doesn't seem that bad." Oh but she was wrong. haha!

Netflix seems to be the place for those horrible movies you tend to find in that $4 Walmart DVD bin. Ok some are great. But we've come across some stinkers. There was another film we watched over the holidays. Something to do with a businesswoman who threw out all these buzzwords. We can't quite remember the title. Watched it for around 10 to 15 minutes but then she decided to turn it off. Had something to do with this big plastic snowman hitting this guy's car, then leading lady falls for him after the love at first sight kinda thing going on there. Don't get me wrong, my girl is a sucker for stuff like that but this one nearly had her running from the TV in terror. Utter terror! Yep, big heaping helpings of that good old sticks to your ribs terror that makes Plan 9 from Outer Space seem like a summer blockbuster in comparison. Ok, never mind. Plan 9 should never be used in the same sentence with summer blockbuster again. Well aside from that last sentence. You get the idea. At least we thought it was that bad. Seriously folks, stick to the holiday classics you're used to. Some things are simply too horrible to endure!

[jazzmatazz]

N Yep, big heaping helpings of that good old sticks to your ribs terror that makes Plan 9 from Outer Space seem like a summer blockbuster in comparison. Ok, never mind. Plan 9 should never be used in the same sentence with summer blockbuster again.

I liked Plan 9 From Outer Space & Troll 2. I know the latter is a terrible movies that's probably why I like it its so bad. Maybe all the ex boyfriends showed me enough bad films I started liking a few of them.

Another bad film: Final Cut, had Robin Williams in it who I really like his work but there is this slew of unheard of films he's in like that one that are just ugh the plots are terrible. Acting is fine just its painful to watch. Or the movie Public Enemies, I spent the whole movie going what is going on.

[blindturtle02]

They made a Troll II? I liked the first one allot. Am I thinking of the right film series? With the little girl in the first one taken over by the troll entity and who has an older brother attempting to save her? I saw this back in 2000, the first one at least so it's been a while. I'll certainly have to check out the 2nd one. I wanna say those movies were made in the 80's, weren't they? At least I remember the first one sounding... older if that makes sense. Oh man, just looking up info on it. Laughing because the main protagonist is named Harry Potter JR! And this thing was of course made back in the 80's. Wonder if JK was a Troll fan and paying homage?

[shuriken]

^^ It has nothing to do with the first one. And if you aren't into terribly cheesy horror and terrible costumes and bad acting then don't watch it. If you are have at it.

[Redeemer]

Not really the worst movie I've ever seen but Dark Knight Rises was the worst I've ever felt in a theater.


Really???? that must have been the only movie you have in theaters :lol:
Seriously though Dark Knight Rises is actually my favorite of the trilogy.

The worst super-hero movie Ive seen in theaters was probably Spider-man 3.
Worse Comedy probably Meet the Spartans.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Ballistic: Ecks VS. Sever - Easily the worst action movie I've ever seen. The story was non-existent, the action sequences were illogical and monotonous. And in the rare moments when it wasn't boring, it was unintentionally funny. Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu looked like they were foaming it in, which is sad because they're capable of doing better.

[blindturtle02]

^^ It has nothing to do with the first one. And if you aren't into terribly cheesy horror and terrible costumes and bad acting then don't watch it. If you are have at it.

Well, I am into riffing such movies, so I guess that's gotta count for something. I dunno though. Sounds painful!

Yes, I agree with Redeemer on how Spider-Man III turned out. Venom getting blown up in like 10 minutes etc. The Stryker, still haven't seen Dark Knight Rises and I own the thing! It's still in its packaging but just haven't gotten around to it. I've owned for about a year. It's not that I'm afraid of it or anything. Well I'm sort of afraid of listening to Bale's 80 year-old smoker version of Batman but that's about it. I liked the first two quite allot so guess it's about time to break this bad boy out.

You wanna know the worst superhero movie I saw in theaters, folks? Batman and Robin! Yes, I saw it back in the day. It was the premier weekend and everything. How was I supposed to know it'd suck? My brother and I almost got kicked out of the theater because this snooty usher didn't realize he was describing the movie to me, so little bro had to basically leave me to my own imaginings for the 2 or so hrs we were in there. That really didn't make much sense to me due to the fact that there were people much louder than us hanging around that day. I hope snooty usher guy finds himself in some sort of infinite twilight zoneish loop where he has to watch that film for at least a thousand times. What? Serves him right. Anywho, I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self to make as much noise as possible! That way, my teenage years wouldn't have been so scarred. No, not scarred by snooty usher guy. The film was what I was referring to, but then most of you already knew that. I mean, I'm not going to begin to describe the things wrong with that movie. It's all been said before. Seriously, if you haven't seen this thing yet, don't or you'll go blind. Well either that or you'll be traumatized for at least a year or so. You'll be reduced to stumbling around saying,"Stop it, Arnold. No more ice puns. Stop it,"and,"Oh God, the front of the batsuit is horrible," over and over again. Yes, it's that bad. At least that's what I learned from my little bro. I wasn't effected because like Hudson had discovered in that City of Stone 4 parter from Gargoyles, you have to both see and hear bs like that to be effected. Well in his case it was Demona's spell, but the principle remains the same.

[ObiWanFan4life]

I'm a huge fan if MST3K and Rifftrax, I have Manos: The Hands of Fate to thank for that. If you've heard of this movie, you should know why so many peoole consider it to be one of the worst ever made. Terrible dialogue, horrible acting, awful cinematography, the works.

[blindturtle02]

I'm a huge fan if MST3K and Rifftrax, I have Manos: The Hands of Fate to thank for that. If you've heard of this movie, you should know why so many peoole consider it to be one of the worst ever made. Terrible dialogue, horrible acting, awful cinematography, the works.

Oh yeah, I can't stand Manos unless the crew of the SOL are there to help me get through it. Speaking of MST3K, Prince of Space is probably my all time favorite movie/episode. But they've had to sit through some real nightmares lately over at rifftrax. I've recently purchased a few of the vod riffs like Swamp of The Ravens and Silent Rage. Brave souls, all three of them, to have endured those movies. The Star Wars Holiday Special isn't considered a movie but I gave that one a go as well. I consider myself a pretty big SW fan but like Manos, I just couldn't bare SHS without Mike and co! The part where Chewie's father plays with his Lifeday present is a prime example. Yikes!

[Leo656]

I love the first Silent Hill. It felt really close to the games, right down to the whole "explore abandoned building, map is on the wall, find key, open locked door, all hell breaks loose" structure of it. Sucks they ran out of money before they could film the planned ending. I like the second one, too, but it was too much of an action-thriller for me, and I really felt the love subplot was tacked-on and unnecessary. Neither was anywhere near the worst movie I've seen.

"Meet The Feebles", maybe. I mean, it's enjoyable, but I've had friends refuse to ever watch movies with me again after seeing it. Definitely not for everyone.

No, wait, Jaws 4. I'm not even sure it's possible to make a movie worse than that. From plot to acting to the "WTF-That-Makes-No-Sense" cluster-f*ck ending to the visible pulleys and wires dragging that goddamn fake shark around, literally nothing worked on any level at all. Just a disaster. Add in that it's a sequel to one of the greatest films ever made, and it's just a sin.

[blindturtle02]

Yeah the first Silent Hill was alright. Got to see that one in the theaters. Fell asleep during Jaws 4 when it was on TV though!

[Candy Kappa]

I disagree with Silent Hill, the messy story, character changes and the unnecessary use of Pyramid Head made it just awful to watch.

[Leo656]

I didn't mind the character changes because it wasn't a re-telling of any of the games, it was only loosely based on the tone, visuals, and a little of the backstory.

Conversely, the sequel felt a bit too much like "cram in a game reference" and it hurt the movie. All I asked of the first was that it *felt* like Silent Hill. All the standard settings were there - the school, the hospital - and I thought the monsters looked great in live action. The Nurses, especially.

Granted, my wife and I are really into Silent Hill, in general. Games, movies, we really like Silent Hill. Like, more than just friends.

This was fun: when Hurricane Sandy hit, everyone in our area was without power for almost two weeks. We had a generator, so we took the opportunity to watch both Silent Hills really late one night (right after I had finished SH: Homecoming). Just outside our window there was blackness everywhere as far as the eye could see, creepy fog/mist all around, abandoned streets... it was like you were THERE!:lol: Really made the movies even more enjoyable.

Felt like much more work went into the first film. I really wish they kept the same director.

[Dawnatello Turtle Chick]

No, wait, Jaws 4. I'm not even sure it's possible to make a movie worse than that. From plot to acting to the "WTF-That-Makes-No-Sense" cluster-f*ck ending to the visible pulleys and wires dragging that goddamn fake shark around, literally nothing worked on any level at all. Just a disaster. Add in that it's a sequel to one of the greatest films ever made, and it's just a sin.

We have Jaws 1-3 on DVD.




<Read- As far as I'm concerned that's all there ever was.>

[Leo656]

We have Jaws 1 on DVD. Same reason. :P

[snake]

All in favor of giving Obiwanfan4life an Internet review show?

[ObiWanFan4life]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation - One of the most infamous horror movies ever made, and for good measure. The Acting it terrible, the writing is beyond lazy, and the movie makes no damn sense. After seeing it, I named it as the worst horror I've ever seen. Until I saw......

......Texas Chainsaw 3D - Same bad acting, same bad writing, same bad EVERYTHING from the other Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequels except this time it's in crappily converted 3D.

[blindturtle02]

So does Leatherface bust out the ol,"Is it safe?" If he does so in either film, I guess that's saying something. If the main antagonist feels that insecure and starts breaking the 4th wall like that, I'm not watching those at all!

[MsMarvelDuckie]

To be fair, most of the X-Men characters have been misused or misrepresented. After X-Men 2: the F*ck-up and what they did with Stryker and Nightcrawler, I'm not holding my breath that they can properly handle characters true to their original counterpart with a very very few exceptions.


I actually liked X-2. I was glad to see Nightcrawler, and felt he was one of the best things in that movie, along with Jason's (Mastermind) creepy illusion girl and the strained alliance between the X-Men and Magneto's group. Jen's developing Phoenix powers had a lot of potential there, that ended up being wasted in the third movie. My only real gripe about the first two X-Men, though, is that Rogue seemed to be taking Jubilee's place with Logan. I'd have liked it if she was a bit older and had her trademark Southern accent, and Gambit had been introduced earlier than Wolverine: Origins, if only because they've ALWAYS been a couple.

Speaking of which- I actually liked that movie- up until they turned Ryan into Deadpool at the end. I didn't understand the point of giving him Cyc's eye-beams at all. It would have been a decent movie, but they dropped the ball there with him. Here's to hoping the proposed DP movie is better. (If it ever gets off the ground, that is!)

[blindturtle02]

I actually liked X-2. I was glad to see Nightcrawler, and felt he was one of the best things in that movie, along with Jason's (Mastermind) creepy illusion girl and the strained alliance between the X-Men and Magneto's group. Jen's developing Phoenix powers had a lot of potential there, that ended up being wasted in the third movie. My only real gripe about the first two X-Men, though, is that Rogue seemed to be taking Jubilee's place with Logan. I'd have liked it if she was a bit older and had her trademark Southern accent, and Gambit had been introduced earlier than Wolverine: Origins, if only because they've ALWAYS been a couple.

Speaking of which- I actually liked that movie- up until they turned Ryan into Deadpool at the end. I didn't understand the point of giving him Cyc's eye-beams at all. It would have been a decent movie, but they dropped the ball there with him. Here's to hoping the proposed DP movie is better. (If it ever gets off the ground, that is!)

Isn't Deadpool sorta kinda known as the merc with the mouth? So I have no idea what they were thinking when they deprived him of it. I suppose if we did get a sequel, he'd grow it back? I'm assuming he had it back at the end of Origins because I heard him going... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aDtC6gsRpg I couldn't find the clip so had to use that instead.

Totally agree about Phoenix in the 3rd movie, Ducky. "Oo, let's put our unique spin on things by giving her some wacky alternate personality!" Still need to see The Wolverine. Kinda sort of getting my hopes up concerning the next two X-men films. Future Past and Apocalypse should be alright. I'm wondering if they're going to wipe X-3 out of existence with this next one's timeline.

[Blossombrooks]

Just watched Spring Breakers...just made my worst list. Tried so hard to be edgy but ended up falling off it. Weird, awful plot and the single strangest Britney Spears rendition to date.

[Leo656]

How the hell did I forget "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation"? Oh god. I think that just might be it, right there. An abomination.

Ahh, "Spring Breakers". We actually got that on DVD. Not as bad as I was expecting, although I don't think anyone knew what they were expecting. It's pretty obviously satirical, taking sharp aim at the type of people who actually glorify and partake in that lifestyle, showing exactly what kind of shallow and empty people they really are, and how people who actively want to participate in that lifestyle are brain dead. At the same time, the satire is kind of lost in how they almost play it straight; if you don't know going into it that they're condemning that party lifestyle, it seems like a 2-hour Spring Break music video and nothing more. It's definitely weird. Not for everyone, don't know when I'll ever see it again, but far from the worst I've seen. Plus, it's from the guy that made "Kids"; he pretty much exclusively makes "bad" movies on purpose.

Oh, wait, I forgot "Kids". Definitely the biggest piece of sh*t I've ever seen. Unless you really wanna watch a bunch of teenagers do drugs and give each other AIDS. Never should have been made, no redeeming value at all on any level. At least "Spring Breakers" had Vanessa Hudgens' bare ass and a Jeff Jarrett cameo. :lol:

[ObiWanFan4life]

The Crow: Wicked Prayer - The acting is awful, the hero is a total wuss, the villains are jokes, the whole thing just sucks. But on a comedic level, the movie is hilarious.

[snake]

Pumaman, or almost anything MST3K shows.

[Leo656]

The Crow: Wicked Prayer - The acting is awful, the hero is a total wuss, the villains are jokes, the whole thing just sucks. But on a comedic level, the movie is hilarious.

Is that the one with Edward Furlong? I think I have that on DVD and haven't gotten around to it. I know it got OK reviews when it came out... but then again, most of the ones I read at the time kind of topped out with "It's better than City Of Angels", and that's pretty faint praise.

They almost rebooted the franchise in an "urban" setting starring DMX at one point. Talk about a franchise being completely mangled and mishandled.

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

The Crow: Wicked Prayer - The acting is awful, the hero is a total wuss, the villains are jokes, the whole thing just sucks. But on a comedic level, the movie is hilarious.

Speaking of The Crow, that is one of the few film series where the rotten Tomato score is so different between 2 films. The Crow has 82%, The Crow City of Angels has 12%. It's pretty much at the other end of the scale.

[Leo656]

Well, one was an inspired piece of art, the other a quickie cash-in designed to scrape a few more dollars off the goodwill of the first. Hard to figure out what went wrong there.

There are a few pretty good Crow novels out there that would make interesting movies, but they generally have nothing to do with the black leather and mime facepaint motif, which is all Hollywood thinks of when it comes to the franchise, so they'll never get turned into movies. They're also way too dark.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Well, one was an inspired piece of art, the other a quickie cash-in designed to scrape a few more dollars off the goodwill of the first. Hard to figure out what went wrong there.

There are a few pretty good Crow novels out there that would make interesting movies, but they generally have nothing to do with the black leather and mime facepaint motif, which is all Hollywood thinks of when it comes to the franchise, so they'll never get turned into movies. They're also way too dark.


Well, they made Sin City into a movie, and that turned out well. Also, the third movie with Eric Mabius was....watchable, though that's not saying much.

[Leo656]

I didn't hate "Crow: Stairway To Heaven". That was an interesting way to try and do it as a TV show. Although the way they basically condensed the original movie down to less than half its length and retrofitted it into the pilot was odd. Why not just use the film as a vague backstory for the show, instead of basically doing it all over again on a lower budget? And why did Top Dollar not look anything like the film version? And what was with that snake?

Yeah, it was weird, and cheesy, but it was kind of neat in that early-90s syndicated TV kinda way.

[shuriken]

^^ Maybe they were going with the comic book look?
I think I'm the only one that likes City of Angels a little more than 3 or 4(Salvation with Kristen Dunst was pretty bad, but amazing compared to Wicked Prayer, man was that terrible.)
I'm an Edward Furlong fan (met him at a Comic book convention pretty chill guy) but he was bad in that role. And he usually does a good job in the roles he does play, especially American history X.
Stairway to Heaven was pretty neat for what it was. It reminded me a lot of Mortal Kombat Konquest.
Which brings me to another stinker: Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Terrible. They kill off my fave character and the climax is a CGI mess of a Godzilla knockoff. Just terrible.

[Leo656]

MK/MK:A are definitely a good example of "Great Movie, Bad Sequel."

[FlogginMcMurryZombiePizza]

MK:A was HORRIBLE!
I went so long without watching it, and I finally did see it because it was bundled with my DVD for the original MK.


Speaking of Disney, my friends and I like to add the quickening at the end of direct to dvd sequels, it actually kinda fits : :lol:

Cinderella 2: The Quickening
Bambi 2: The Quickening
Cars 2: The Quickening
That's awesome

Well since no one else has brought it up, Battlefield Earth :
TWDn0C0_U3w
Ballistic: Ecks VS. Sever
Oh god... forgot about these movies. These are horrible too.
I saw Spider-Man 3 and X-Men 3 in theaters.
I have never owned either on any home media.

Basically the same as everyone else has been saying.
There are probably more that I just forget about.

[Leo656]

I don't like Spider-Man 3 or X-Men 3, but anyone who has them way up high on their "Worst Movies Ever Seen" list should see more movies. They're bad, but no worse than most movies that get made. They get extra hate because the previous movies were so much better, but on a technical level there's nothing "wrong" with them other than being a big drop from the ones before it. They're not, like offensively bad.

I mean, stuff like "Teenage Catgirls In Heat" exists. Things that will make you hate yourself for sitting still long enough to watch it, or even think of it.

[ObiWanFan4life]

The Legend of Hercules - This is easily the worst film I've had the misfortune to watch in recent years. Terrible acting, Laughable romance, lazy set design, cheap special effects (This movie had a budget of $70 million), and tepid fight scenes that rip off Gladiator, 300, and Thor. I can't wait to see another movie this year that's worse than this.

[Leo656]

Oof. That bad, huh? My wife kinda wanted to see that. She's a huge Hercules mark.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Oof. That bad, huh? My wife kinda wanted to see that. She's a huge Hercules mark.

Trust me when I say unless you're watching it for a cheap laugh MST3K style, just stick with either the Disney version, the Arnold Schwarzenegger version, or wait for the Brett Ratner version.

[Prowler]

Hard to pick one in particular, but Super Mario Bros. was awful. Street Fighter was garbage as well.

[blindturtle02]

Yeah, Super Mario was difficult to sit through alright. I rented that when I was like 10 or so and fell asleep half way into the movie!

[shuriken]

I don't like Spider-Man 3 or X-Men 3, but anyone who has them way up high on their "Worst Movies Ever Seen" list should see more movies. They're bad, but no worse than most movies that get made. They get extra hate because the previous movies were so much better, but on a technical level there's nothing "wrong" with them other than being a big drop from the ones before it. They're not, like offensively bad.

I mean, stuff like "Teenage Catgirls In Heat" exists. Things that will make you hate yourself for sitting still long enough to watch it, or even think of it.

The Troma movie? I thought it was intentionally terrible. Stuff like that I kinda let slide. Although All surf Nazi's must die isn't winning any Oscars it's pretty damn enjoyable. But I agree Spider-man 3 and X-men 3 aren't terrible, they're just not that good. And with Spider-man 3 there are parts that are unintentionally hilarious like a lot of MJ's lines or that "SO GOOOD " part with James Franco.

But I wanna try this
Teenage Catgirls in Heat 2: The Quickening
All Surf Nazis Must Die 2: The Quickening

[ObiWanFan4life]

People complain about X-Men The Last Stand and Spider-Man 3 being bad, but there are in fact worse superhero movies out there. Steel (1997) - Batman and Robin severely damaged the comic book movie genre, but this movie practically killed it. Just watch the Nostalgia Critic's review to find out how bad it REALLY is.

[shuriken]

STEEL was fantastic. LOLz just kidding it was bad.
Ray J, Judd Nelson and Shaq all equally sucked in this movie.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Team America. 'Nuff said. Can't STAND that movie- it had some amusing dialog, but a five-minute puke scene?! Doll sex?! REALLY>??!! :teek:

Can...NOT...un-see..... :tcry::tdead::tcouch:

[ObiWanFan4life]

Team America. 'Nuff said. Can't STAND that movie- it had some amusing dialog, but a five-minute puke scene?! Doll sex?! REALLY>??!! :teek:

Can...NOT...un-see..... :tcry::tdead::tcouch:

I'm guessing you don't like south park much either, right ?

[blindturtle02]

I was never a big South Park fan so I skipped Team America altogether. Thought the creators were great around age 15 or so and watched quite a bit of SP back in the day with my cousin because that was all he'd watch. I even came close to seeing TA in theaters. Just got interested in other things, I guess. Maybe I'll give it a go eventually. 5 minute puke sceen eh? Yeah I think I'll just fast forward that part. Fart and other bodily function jokes just never cracked me up all that much save for the bathroom sceen in Dumb and Dumber way back. I mean, I've tried to see the humor in stuff like that these days but it just doesn't get a laugh out of me anymore for no reasons I can think of. Maybe we've just been hit over the head with that sort of shtick more than I've realized? I think I'm desensitized!

[ObiWanFan4life]

Highlander: The Source - Believe it or not, it's even WORSE than Highlander 2: The Quickening. It has worse writing than 2, Worse Special Effects than any other SyFy original movie, and it's just a bad and offensive movie in general.

[blindturtle02]

Anybody see that Hellraiser reboot? That one really hurt. Not sure if it was a straight to DVD movie or what. And are they still doing those Scifi Channel original movies like ROACHORPION, SLUGTOPUS, etc? I just made those two up but you know the ones I mean? The strange animal hybrid films? Either that or they'll show made for TV films about giant bugs or sloths. Well maybe not sloths. Sometimes you might get a big cuddly lake monster thrown in. Made for TV movies count too right? There's a treasure trove of horrible eyesores waiting to be found there!

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

Team America. 'Nuff said. Can't STAND that movie- it had some amusing dialog, but a five-minute puke scene?! Doll sex?! REALLY>??!! :teek:

Can...NOT...un-see..... :tcry::tdead::tcouch:

I saw the movie on video and can assure you that I could have done without those parts myself. But what really made up for it was how real-life celebrities, mentioned by name, were skewered so savagely for their arrogance in thinking that they knew how the world was and that all the world really gives a fig about their political opinions simply because they're celebrities. And certainly it was worth it when Sean Penn, the worst egotist of the bunch, wrote such a butt hurt letter to the producers in response to what they said about him.

[Leo656]

I'm always amazed that Sean Penn of all people thinks he has a right to say anything about anything.

The guy held Madonna hostage for like two days while he repeatedly beat the ever living crap out of her, and she only got away by pleading that she had to go to the bathroom (why THAT was what triggered his "Sympathy Switch", I have no idea).

That right there means nobody should ever listen to anything Sean Penn says. His ideas about what is and is not Okay are... suspect.

But yeah that movie ("Team America") was OK. Not for everyone, though. Great theme song, though.

[Jester]

Yeah, Aside from the gross out humor, the satire in TA:WP is pretty good.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Yeah, Aside from the gross out humor, the satire in TA:WP is pretty good.

It's as if Trey Parker and Matt Stone are like Jaaon Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, if they actually had an inch of comedic talent.

[Jester]

It's as if Trey Parker and Matt Stone are like Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, if they actually had an inch of comedic talent.
Friedberg and Seltzer = Bizarro Matt and Trey.

Hey Jason, what am funny?
Hunger Games am funny...now, Aaron.
Ok, me write Hunger Games, but what else?
No need anything else. Just Hunger Games am funny. Hahaha.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Friedberg and Seltzer = Bizarro Matt and Trey.

Hey Jason, what am funny?
Hunger Games am funny...now, Aaron.
Ok, me write Hunger Games. But what else.
No need anything else. Just Hunger Games am funny. Hahaha.

Speaking of which, let's not forget the duo's first outing, Spy Hard. Wow, up until Scary Movie 4, I didn't think it was poossible to make Leslie Nielsen unfunny. The ONLY saving grace to this movie is the song by Weird Al Yankovich.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

I'm guessing you don't like south park much either, right ?


Not especially, no. In fact, I've never really liked ANY of their work.


I was never a big South Park fan so I skipped Team America altogether. Thought the creators were great around age 15 or so and watched quite a bit of SP back in the day with my cousin because that was all he'd watch. I even came close to seeing TA in theaters. Just got interested in other things, I guess. Maybe I'll give it a go eventually. 5 minute puke sceen eh? Yeah I think I'll just fast forward that part. Fart and other bodily function jokes just never cracked me up all that much save for the bathroom sceen in Dumb and Dumber way back. I mean, I've tried to see the humor in stuff like that these days but it just doesn't get a laugh out of me anymore for no reasons I can think of. Maybe we've just been hit over the head with that sort of shtick more than I've realized? I think I'm desensitized!


Then you're not the only one. Honestly, when I watched it (on DVD) I was more disgusted than anything. It added nothing to the plot, was overdone, and only funny for the first five seconds or so. Kind of like that scene in Austin Powers where he's peeing off-screen for five minutes. And it eventually gets into that awkward territory where you're just looking at your watch and thinking "are they DONE yet?" I almost left the room for both of those scenes in TA. I literally just got bored with the whole schtick.


I saw the movie on video and can assure you that I could have done without those parts myself. But what really made up for it was how real-life celebrities, mentioned by name, were skewered so savagely for their arrogance in thinking that they knew how the world was and that all the world really gives a fig about their political opinions simply because they're celebrities. And certainly it was worth it when Sean Penn, the worst egotist of the bunch, wrote such a butt hurt letter to the producers in response to what they said about him.


You know, I can't even say I remember any of the skewering in that movie, because the only parts I DO remember are mostly the ones that made me hate it so much. The rest was just boring, unfunny(to me, at least) and mostly pointless. Nothing else about it even registered, except for some of the dialog, like that bar scene with the old guy talking about p***ies, d***s and a**holes. Right before the aforementioned puke scene. That bar scene actually WAS a little funny, but it was one of the few things that was, IMHO.



But yeah that movie ("Team America") was OK. Not for everyone, though. Great theme song, though.


The song was okay, I guess, but I just felt like the movie itself was a waste of about an hour and a half of my life.


Yeah, Aside from the gross out humor, the satire in TA:WP is pretty good.


To each his own, I suppose.

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

What the Sean Penn puppet said in the movie was that "Before Team America arrived, Iraq was a happy place." Whatever you thought of the Iraq War, Iraq was most definitely not a happy place at all under Saddam Hussein.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Like I said, I don't remember ANY of the skewering- from Sean or anyone else. The one thing that stands out was that "p***ies, d***s, and a**holes" monologue, the cheesy "I'll have sex with you if promise me you won't die" scene, and the two needlessly over-done scenes that followed those particular dialog gems. The rest of the movie was just so -ugh.....

[Jester]

The ONLY saving grace to this movie is the song by Weird Al Yankovic.
There's no H in Yankovic.

I watched Troma's Tales from the Crapper just because it featured Kevin Eastman.

Don't ever watch Troma's Tales from the Crapper just because it featured Kevin Eastman.

[The Stryker]

You could extend that to ALL troma movies really. All of those things feel like they're 40 hours long.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Is that anything like watching "Nick Fury Agent of SHIELD" because it has David Hasselhoff? I did, and it was gods-awful! Although I WILL say he made a damn good Fury! (The ORIGINAL Fury, that is- not the Ultimate MU's Samuel Jackson-inspired one....)


And I wouldn't go THAT far- Toxic Avenger was fun!

[The Stryker]

Why would anyone watch anything for David Hasselhoff?



......Maybe the Spongebob Movie

[blindturtle02]

Is that anything like watching "Nick Fury Agent of SHIELD" because it has David Hasselhoff? I did, and it was gods-awful! Although I WILL say he made a damn good Fury! (The ORIGINAL Fury, that is- not the Ultimate MU's Samuel Jackson-inspired one....)


And I wouldn't go THAT far- Toxic Avenger was fun!

God, I've not seen Toxic Avenger in years! That is sort of fun although the transformation sceen scared me as a kid. Oh hey, wasn't the devil in one of those movies? I distinctly remember Toxie going up against Mr. Zebub. What? Hasselhoff was Nick Fury back in the day? I guess there's a reason why I never heard of that.

Stryker, SpongeBob was the first thing that came to mind when Hasselhoff was mentioned! Other than that and the Simpsons episode where Lisa was learning to say David Hasselhoff as a baby, I rarely think of him at all. Well I also think that a kid would have a heck of a time spelling his last name in a spelling bee.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

God, I've not seen Toxic Avenger in years! That is sort of fun although the transformation sceen scared me as a kid. Oh hey, wasn't the devil in one of those movies? I distinctly remember Toxie going up against Mr. Zebub. What? Hasselhoff was Nick Fury back in the day? I guess there's a reason why I never heard of that.

Stryker, SpongeBob was the first thing that came to mind when Hasselhoff was mentioned! Other than that and the Simpsons episode where Lisa was learning to say David Hasselhoff as a baby, I rarely think of him at all. Well I also think that a kid would have a heck of a time spelling his last name in a spelling bee.

I was a big fan of Knight Rider back in the day, and I even watched Baywatch Nights because of him. The Fury movie was one of those "made for TV" movies, I think, like the "Incredible Hulk Meets Thor" and such back in the day. Hasselhoff himself wasn't bad (and this movie had the FIRST mention of LMD's in a Marvel movie, I believe) but the REST of the movie- well, when your main villain is a Madam Hydra who looks like a cheap blonde hooker and the plot has more holes than Swiss cheese, you can guess what it was like.

[Wingnut]

Street Fighter hands down.

I'm still convinced that film is responsible for the death of Raul Julia.

[blindturtle02]

I was a big fan of Knight Rider back in the day, and I even watched Baywatch Nights because of him. The Fury movie was one of those "made for TV" movies, I think, like the "Incredible Hulk Meets Thor" and such back in the day. Hasselhoff himself wasn't bad (and this movie had the FIRST mention of LMD's in a Marvel movie, I believe) but the REST of the movie- well, when your main villain is a Madam Hydra who looks like a cheap blonde hooker and the plot has more holes than Swiss cheese, you can guess what it was like.

So you're saying it had more holes than the movie Holes? Sorry, I couldn't resist. Yeah glad I skipped Nick. And for the record, Holes was alright. I liked the book better than the movie though. But I'm guessing Nick was holeier than Holes in terms of plot. Should stop trying to use metaphors after midnight. You feed them and they turn into something horrible! Oh and you can't get'em wet either.

Wingnut, you mentioned Raul Julia? You wanna see him in a bad movie, just watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank if ya haven't already. The MST3K version is great because it dulls the pain. Although if Street Fighter is still causing you pain, maybe Memory Bank won't help at all!

[Leo656]

Street Fighter hands down.

I'm still convinced that film is responsible for the death of Raul Julia.

Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li may not have a body count, but it might. I could see someone killing themselves over being involved in it. Easily worse than the original Street Fighter. Easily worse than almost everything.

I keep forgetting to mention it, because whenever I do, I can't sleep for two days. It's bad.

[Kurai]

In terms of movies that I find 'so bad that they're good', I have to say that The Room and Birdemic are the worst films that I've ever seen.

The worst movie I have seen though is probably Thunderbirds. This is a movie based on a TV series that was a rather big part of my childhood about a rescue organization operating from a remote island in the pacific flying awesome vehicles to various parts of the world and saving people. What did the movie do wrong? Barely any Thunderbird rescuing with the majority of the time spent following some kids getting chased round an island by the villain's henchmen.

With this movie, they took a big part of my childhood and used it in order to cash in on Spy Kids (which was pretty big at the time the movie was made). This of course backfired. The movie sucked, and it bombed at the box office.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li may not have a body count, but it might. I could see someone killing themselves over being involved in it. Easily worse than the original Street Fighter. Easily worse than almost everything.

I keep forgetting to mention it, because whenever I do, I can't sleep for two days. It's bad.

At least the original was a bit of fun to watch. Legend of Chun-Li took itself way too seriously and ended up being boring. Thunderbirds was pretty bad too.

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

"Team America: World Police" was in fact based on the "Thunderbirds" TV show from what I've read.

[Wingnut]

Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li may not have a body count, but it might. I could see someone killing themselves over being involved in it. Easily worse than the original Street Fighter. Easily worse than almost everything.

I keep forgetting to mention it, because whenever I do, I can't sleep for two days. It's bad.

Fair point. Thankfully I have never seen The Legend of Chun Li in its entirety, Irish Bison and Liu Kang was just too much. I paid real money to sit in a theater and watch the original, my worst entertainment decision ever.

It was a few years after the fact, but Michael Clarke Duncan's early demise could be a proof for my theorem...

Reputable actor + live action Street Fighter movie = Death

[Krutch]

I'm pretty sure I've talked about The Legend of Chun-Li in another thread but I adore that film. It's just such a disaster, you gotta respect it. To this day my buddies and I still reference it and whenever we see an actor acting completely out of tone with the rest of the movie, we go "oooooh he's nashing out!"

[MsMarvelDuckie]

So you're saying it had more holes than the movie Holes? Sorry, I couldn't resist. Yeah glad I skipped Nick. And for the record, Holes was alright. I liked the book better than the movie though. But I'm guessing Nick was holeier than Holes in terms of plot. Should stop trying to use metaphors after midnight. You feed them and they turn into something horrible! Oh and you can't get'em wet either.

Wingnut, you mentioned Raul Julia? You wanna see him in a bad movie, just watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank if ya haven't already. The MST3K version is great because it dulls the pain. Although if Street Fighter is still causing you pain, maybe Memory Bank won't help at all!


LOL, yeah, you could say that. I know that some people will disagree with me, but one of the worst vampire movies I've ever seen was Twilight. It was okay for a "teen movie", but a movie about VAMPIRES?! No. Actually, HELL NO! It was so far down the list of "good" vampire movies that it would have given "Transylvania 6-5000" or "The Vampire Happening" a run for the money of "worst vampire movies" made. Although in all fairness, those were both obscure, low-budget films that at least had a decent EXCUSE for being bad. Twilight did not. And I was so disgusted by the "vampires" in it that I never even bothered to watch the rest of the series. Then again, I stopped reading the book after chapter two, it was so trite and boring.

[Leo656]

Actually, I think the original Street Fighter has become a "So-Bad-It's-(almost/kinda) Good" cult classic. It's lousy, but as a snapshot of exactly why some 90s movies were SO awful, it's a good snapshot.

I can find nothing about "Legend Of Chun-Li" that's worth defending, though. It doesn't even have Raul Julia over-acting or Van Damme's little "Rah Rah Go USA" speech. At least that movie had a few chuckle-worthy "WTF" moments. The newer one is just wall-to-wall "WHY did they DO this?!"

At least by all evidence it killed Kristen Kreuk's career. I could never STAND her.

[Jester]

At least by all evidence it killed Kristen Kreuk's career. I could never STAND her.
Always preferred Allison Mack meself.

[Leo656]

Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Yes.

[blindturtle02]

Creuk was in that? I vaguely remember seeing Michael Clark Duncan on Craig Ferguson promoting that thing back in 2010, wasn't it? Didn't hear anything about it beforehand.

Duckie, I think I'm tempted to buy the Twilight saga but only so I can buy the accompanying rifftrax. My fiancé is big on romances and the like, but she despised Twilight. Can't say I care for it either. Enough has been said about the main protagonists already to echo my own beliefs. She and her sister also started the first book but returned each copy after the 2nd chapter or so. Small world, I know.

[Leo656]

Poor, brave Michael Clarke Duncan. He put on such a brave face to promote such a piece of sh*t movie. He always tried so, so hard.

So awful. Even the visuals, just... so, so bad. The DOA movie wasn't "Good" by any objective scale, but it was perfect for a movie based on a fighting game based entirely around how hot the chicks are. And it was brilliant for what it was. With Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li, I just... I just don't even have any idea what they were trying to do.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Poor, brave Michael Clarke Duncan. He put on such a brave face to promote such a piece of sh*t movie. He always tried so, so hard.

So awful. Even the visuals, just... so, so bad. The DOA movie wasn't "Good" by any objective scale, but it was perfect for a movie based on a fighting game based entirely around how hot the chicks are. And it was brilliant for what it was. With Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li, I just... I just don't even have any idea what they were trying to do.

I think they were either trying to 1. ) Batmanize Street Fighter. Or 2.) Intentionally piss off the fans. If it's the former that's stupid, and if it's the latter, that's Really stupid.

Bebe's Kids - I'm African American, and I'm offended by how stupid and mean spirited it was.

[shuriken]

Street Fighter 94 was great especially in that hammy kind of way. Raul Julia did a good job and you could tell he was having a blast (RIP).
Having a dude from Brussels play the all American hero Guile was bizarre but whateverar. Plus Kylie Minogue (before her terrible plastic surgeries) and people that actually looked like their videogame counterparts. (E. Honda, Vega and Zangeif come to mind).
Legend of Chun Li took itself waaay to seriously, it just kinda made me sad. Plus they picked one of the ugliest dudes ever to play Vega. (Vega is supposed to be a psychopathic pretty boy). Whatever.
OOOH Star-Kid was horrible. The idea was kinda cool but the execution was just bad.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Double Dragon - Not quite as bad as Street Fighter, bit still really bad.

[Leo656]

Ahh, Kylie Minogue as Cammy. See? That movie's not entirely worthless.

Holy Sh*t, "BeBe's Kids". I swear nobody's even said that movie's name out loud since 1995.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Ahh, Kylie Minogue as Cammy. See? That movie's not entirely worthless.

Holy Sh*t, "BeBe's Kids". I swear nobody's even said that movie's name out loud since 1995.

The, Nostalgia Critic Said it several times in his review.

[ska_lives]

Lets see...worse movie I have ever seen...hmmmmmmm. There are SOOOOOO many that I have and wish that I hadnt seen.
Lets see, lets see....

Dead or Alive, Mosquito, and probably Sharknado are high up on my garbage list.

[Leo656]

The, Nostalgia Critic Said it several times in his review.

Ah, I never saw that guy.

[zkarlette]

The last installments of the "another scary movie" franchise and other similar films, Troll 2...

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

Bebe's Kids - I'm African American, and I'm offended by how stupid and mean spirited it was.

I once saw a TV ad for it, and I saw some good reviews for it, but that didn't make me want to see it-I've been misled by major critics before. On the Internet Movie Database, there were both very positive and very negative reviews for it. But I guess the best way to judge a movie is how its supposed target audience reacts to it.

[ObiWanFan4life]

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones - It's not the Worst movie I've ever seen (Disaster Movie still holds that title), but it is the most infuriating. The cinematography is horrible, The Characters are morons, the acting is wooden as hell, and the writing is on par with Highlander 2 in terms of laziness. It should have been titled " The Mortal Plagiarists: City of Hacks" because It steals scenes, plot elements and characters from countless other movies like: Harry Potter, X-Men, Stargate, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Star Wars, and Twilight just to name a few. It's an lifeless movie based off a lifeless book.

[Gabriel GP]

I've already seen so many horrible movies in my life, but the ones that I remeber by memory are:

Resident Evil Extinction: The First movie was ok, the second was wierd to say the least, but the third one deserve a oscar as the worst plot that I've seen, my god, what a horrible movie, the plot sucks, the characters are all one-dimensional and have nothing attractive, the worst "zombies" of all times belong to this movie for sure, and 4 and 5 movies are as bad as this one, but after Extinction nothing would surprise me anymore.

A Serbian Movie: To be honest the plot of this movie it's interesting (in a morbid way) but after an hour without hardly anything happens you begin to wonder why this film is considered one of the most controversial of all time. If you are a sensitive person you'll run right the first shocking scene of the movie, and I can assure you that after the first one, things just get worse and worse. But after watch that movie, I realized that I lost almost 2 hours seen a guy putting his dick in the most imaginable and unimaginable places.

There's a lot more movies as bad as this 2 but those are the ones that I remember by now.

[blindturtle02]

The last installments of the "another scary movie" franchise and other similar films, Troll 2...

I think I might have been the only one out of my group of friends who didn't like the Scary Movie franchise. I seriously tried the first one but just wasn't a fan.

Let's see here, bad movies. Went to see something called Alone in The Dark back when that came out in 2005. Didn't really like that one very well. Also tried one called Season of The Witch with Ron Pearlman if anyone's seen that. Then there was Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. I liked the action sceens in that but that's about it. Almost forgot about Wicket Little Things. That's your basic creepy children kind of horror movie. Ya seen one creepy kid movie, ya seen em all. People tell me I should watch The Ring(2002) but creepy kids just don't freak me out. I guess if I could see their spooky stares and beady little eyes, that'd work for me. But no, sorry Village of the Damned kids. Sorry, little girls from The Shining. Go bug Santa or something.

[Storm Eagle]

I think I might have been the only one out of my group of friends who didn't like the Scary Movie franchise. I seriously tried the first one but just wasn't a fan.



The first one was great. I gave the second and third ones a chance, but they're not my cup of tea.

[ObiWanFan4life]

The Love Guru - It's excruciating. Racist, juvenile, and painfully unfunny. It damaged the careers of Mike Myers, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Kingsley all in one.

[blindturtle02]

The Love Guru - It's excruciating. Racist, juvenile, and painfully unfunny. It damaged the careers of Mike Myers, Jessica Simpson, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Kingsley all in one.

I've honestly never heard of that film until now! Guess there's a very good reason for that. No friend or family member has mentioned it, so it must have slipped under everyone's radar or been terrible enough so people who have seen it tend to make themselves forget it exists. I bet it's the latter.

[ObiWanFan4life]

I've honestly never heard of that film until now! Guess there's a very good reason for that. No friend or family member has mentioned it, so it must have slipped under everyone's radar or been terrible enough so people who have seen it tend to make themselves forget it exists. I bet it's the latter.

It's both actually. :lol:

[oldmanwinters]

As far as theatrical films go:
Constantine is pretty high up there for me.

[blindturtle02]

As far as theatrical films go:
Constantine is pretty high up there for me.

Woo! I think I really zoned during that one. All I remember is wanting a second Dr Pepper but the movie sapped all my energy so I was unable to move until it ended. Oh yeah, LaBeouf was in that one! Did he do that constant,"Heyheyheyheyheyhey," thing he does when whichever character he's playing gets excited or angry? I don't really remember the film all that well. His hey thing always makes me cringe.

[Dawnatello Turtle Chick]

Woo! I think I really zoned during that one. All I remember is wanting a second Dr Pepper but the movie sapped all my energy so I was unable to move until it ended. Oh yeah, LaBeouf was in that one! Did he do that constant,"Heyheyheyheyheyhey," thing he does when whichever character he's playing gets excited or angry? I don't really remember the film all that well. His hey thing always makes me cringe.

Now that I think about it- he really does have a hey, hey, hey crutch! Lol. I guess I hadn't thought about it til now..

[shuriken]

^^ He does the Hey-hey-hey thing in holes and the Transformer movies.
I saw Troll 2 yesterday, just to see if it was as bad as I remember. It's so bad. Everything is terrible with that movie, acting, pacing, costumes, story. Awful.
I can't believe I didn't mention The Love Guru. The lowpoint of Mike Meyer's career. And Timberlake, And Verne Troyer, Kingsley...

[ObiWanFan4life]

Speaking of movies that ruined careers, Master of Disguise was pretty bad too. Way Too many fart jokes, and racial stereotypes.

[shuriken]

^^ Never seen that one. Not sure if I want to. But I just saw Cobra.
Bridgette Nielson looks either bored or constipated throughout the whole movie. It had a body count of about 50 so.... my 12 year old self was happy.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Jack and Jill - Just Painful to watch, especially woth Sandler doing that irritating high pitched voice.

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star: - Juvenile, and jusr as painfully unfunny, with a cheaper budget.

[Jester]

Both the Starving Games and the Hungover Games are down right garbage.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Both the Starving Games and the Hungover Games are down right garbage.

Well, as mentioned earlier, those movies got a limited release. With any luck, they'll start releasing these things direct to dvd.....we can only hope.

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

I don't think anyone can forget the masterpiece of abomination that is 'The Room'

Let the good acting into your heart, let it soak there for a while, then you will truly know everything.:P

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[Type 97 Chi-ha]

Jack and Jill - Just Painful to watch, especially woth Sandler doing that irritating high pitched voice.

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star: - Juvenile, and jusr as painfully unfunny, with a cheaper budget.

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You've got people who agree with you.

[Krutch]

At least by all evidence it killed Kristen Kreuk's career. I could never STAND her.

Always preferred Allison Mack meself.

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[shuriken]

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You've got people who agree with you.

Ya know I actually liked Little Nicky.
Son of the Mask and Norbit were terrible though.
Jamie Kennedy was only entertaining in what, Scream? Aside from that he's been annoying and unfunny ever since.
Norbit was also kinda hard to watch, what with all the spousal abuse and all...

[ObiWanFan4life]

Tip Toes - God awful. It's a miracle Gary Oldman and Matthew Mcconoghey had a career after this movie.

[Xav]

Napoleon Dynamite

[Leo656]

I dug Little Nicky. I mean, it's awful, but I generally hate Adam Sandler movies. I love his CDs, though. I find his stuff hilarious in 3-5 minute chunks, and agonizing over 90-minute films. But for some reason, Little Nicky was kind of funny, to me. I haven't seen it in forever, though, but I remember me and my wife both liked it.

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

Napoleon Dynamite

I saw that-fortunately not in the theater. I saw all the "PEDRO FOR PRESIDENT" bumper stickers and Napoleon Dynamite cardboard standees, and heard kids say they wanted to be Napoleon Dynamite for Halloween, so I assumed it was some sort of comedy classic.

Except for the scene where Napoleon does his dance, it was an unfunny, boring snoozefest. One man I know said that he liked the movie when he was younger, and as he got older, he wondered what he had been thinking.

[Leo656]

"Napoleon Dynamite" is a weird movie. I like it but can totally understand why a lot of people don't. It's not specifically a "comedy" as much as it's just a bunch of quirky characters doing weird things. For some reason, I prefer those kind of movies to more standard comedies like Adam Sandler stuff or The Hangover. Everyone loves those movies, and I just can't get into them. Weird stuff like "The Big Lebowski", though, I find hilarious and can watch on a loop forever and never get bored with. I tend to be more into comical characters than comical situations.

[Krutch]

I saw that-fortunately not in the theater. I saw all the "PEDRO FOR PRESIDENT" bumper stickers and Napoleon Dynamite cardboard standees, and heard kids say they wanted to be Napoleon Dynamite for Halloween, so I assumed it was some sort of comedy classic.

Except for the scene where Napoleon does his dance, it was an unfunny, boring snoozefest. One man I know said that he liked the movie when he was younger, and as he got older, he wondered what he had been thinking.

People who don't like Napoleon Dynamite generally say the same thing. "Except for one scene, the movie was brutal". I'm with ya, homie. I dug the Rex-Kwan-Do scene, but the rest was a struggle to watch.

I felt like all the comedy bits didn't click with me. I thought that Garden State had done a similar type of comedy but actually pulled it off. Just my two cents.

[shuriken]

^^ I thought it was ok. Napoleon Dynamite is a movie that I kinda liked but it sorta grew on me. But I have no intention of ever watching it again.

[Wingnut]

Marvel at this seamless transition from print to cinema...

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[billbot85]

I don't think anyone can forget the masterpiece of abomination that is 'The Room'

Let the good acting into your heart, let it soak there for a while, then you will truly know everything.:P

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My friend tried getting me and a group of our friends to watch this movie, and we couldn't even get through the beginning. It was that God awful...

[Wingnut]

My friend tried getting me and a group of our friends to watch this movie, and we couldn't even get through the beginning. It was that God awful...

Oh man, the ending is the best part. A true "coup de grâce" so to speak.

[shuriken]

^^ The room is pretty terrible. But its hilarious, everything about it is just so wrong.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

The last installments of the "another scary movie" franchise and other similar films, Troll 2...

Troll 2- OMG, that just reminded me of another one! But this is one I consider in the "so bad it's good" category- House and House 2. My husband disagrees, but I LOVED House 2. It was so UN-scary it's hilarious! Plus, it had "Norm" from Cheers as an exterminator/adventurer. And that little, uh- dogerpiller? critter, and the big dino-dodo were so CUTE!

[ObiWanFan4life]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - It makes the fitdt Mortal Kombat movie look like a classic. Embarrassingly bad acting, Laughable special effects, Horrible writing, it's a mess.

[billbot85]

Troll 2- OMG, that just reminded me of another one! But this is one I consider in the "so bad it's good" category- House and House 2. My husband disagrees, but I LOVED House 2. It was so UN-scary it's hilarious! Plus, it had "Norm" from Cheers as an exterminator/adventurer. And that little, uh- dogerpiller? critter, and the big dino-dodo were so CUTE!

Troll 2 is probably one of the worst films I ever sat through, but its so-bad-it's-good status makes it a must see. My friend got it for me for Christmas one year in a double feature DVD set that included the first Troll film, haha.

Also, I loved the first House film, in all its cheesy glory. Very hard to find people that know about that film. I've seen parts of House II, should probably check it out on Netflix.

[CyberCubed]

Pacific Rim.

[Wingnut]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - It makes the fitdt Mortal Kombat movie look like a classic. Embarrassingly bad acting, Laughable special effects, Horrible writing, it's a mess.

That being said…Brian Thompson is a master of his craft.

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[Prowler]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - It makes the fitdt Mortal Kombat movie look like a classic. Embarrassingly bad acting, Laughable special effects, Horrible writing, it's a mess.
The 1st MK movie was decent form what I remember. It's been ages since I've seen it though.

[shuriken]

^^ Yeah it was decent. Great casting, great fight choreography and it wasn't laden with too much computer generated graphics. I think the whole movie is up on youtube if you wanna check it out.

[Hamato Yoshi]

How bout "Fiendish Fu Manchu" , Sellers' final movie :ohwell:

[Warhorse]

Last really horrible movie I watched, so bad I couldn't even get halfway through, is Identity Thief.

[Leo656]

The 1st MK movie was decent form what I remember. It's been ages since I've seen it though.

If by "Decent" you mean Mortal Kombat was "Magically Delicious" and "Robbed At The Oscars."

[shuriken]

^^Sure
But Johnny Cage was the most awesome character in the history of awesomeness. I was a bit dissapointed that he didn't punch more people in the nuts, but at least he punched Goro in the nuts, which is realistically the only chance anyone would have facing a Sho Kan.

The sequel killed him off in the first 2 minutes. Which is fine cuz he didn't have to suffer through horrible dialogue and A hydra vs Dragon. Sooo yeah.

[CyberCubed]

Pacific Rim is the most overrated movie I have ever seen.

[Leo656]

What, they didn't release "Titanic" where you live?

[Jester]

Or Cameron's other overrated opus, Avatar? (Ironic....as I see you now have one. What up with that?)

Anything by the Asylum is good for a groan.

[Leo656]

I liked Avatar, but it definitely reinforces my standard practice of "Wait at least two years before seeing any super-hyped movie that isn't comic-related." For years, all I heard about was how mind-blowing it was, and seeing it for the first time a few months ago, I can safely say that, while it's pretty good, for the most part all the hype was due to the "cutting-edge CGI" that still looks completely and jarringly fake when you see it on Blu-Ray years down the line.

As a general rule, I don't like being caught up in bandwagons or hype, and it's human nature to have your natural opinions overridden by what other people say. So usually, when everyone else loves something to death when it's brand new, I make it a point to wait until the hype dies down so I can form my own unbiased opinion. Most of the time, every "Best Thing Ever" is only that for the first five minutes it exists, and after that it's just Pretty Good in general.

Didn't hate the movie, glad I didn't pay theater prices for it.

[Jester]

Don't hate it...it's just "ok" and very VERY overrated for it's completely rehashed story.

[Leo656]

Sigourney Weaver sure is holding up nicely... although I have to wonder how much of that is CGI, too...

[Nameless]

Pacific Rim is the most overrated movie I have ever seen.

haha that movie is the best example of a "who needs a story, we have special effects" movie. just a "turn your brain off and watch it" movie.

[Leo656]

I haven't seen it yet, heard mixed things, but "Pacific Rim" intrigues me. It can't be THAT bad. For one thing, how can you screw up a movie about giant monsters AND giant robots, fighting? HOW, can that not be great?

And secondly, and more importantly, given the premise of giant robots fighting giant monsters, why was it NOT simply called "JAPAN: The Movie"?

[CyberCubed]

Just youtube the monster fights in Pacific rim, that's all you need to see anyway. The rest of the movie is about bland characters and some ridiculous nonsense that felt like it was added to give the movie some kind of plot.

[ObiWanFan4life]

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is the worst children's movie I've seen. It's poorly acted, mean spirited, juvenile, and it makes no damn sense. Go watch Doug Walker's review to get a taste of how bad it is.

Heaven's Gate gives new meaning to the word Tedious. It's poorly paced and slower than all of the Twilight movies combined.

[Leo656]

Garbage Pail Kids really is that bad. I always forget to mention it, because I like to forget it exists. Definitely one of the worst things ever put to film, and shames 99% of everyone else's mundane suggestions. Lucky them for never having seen it. Anyone who has seen it can agree, it physically cannot get much worse.

[shuriken]

^^YES. There really isn't anything redeemable about that movie. That kid was so dumb, and then the whole sweatshop factory turn geez.
I've only watched it once but damn. It makes Mortal Kombat Annihilation seem awesome.

[ObiWanFan4life]

A Troll in Central Park made me die inside when I watched it. It's bland, generic, uninteresting, and so overly cute, that it's nauseating.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

I don't know about "worst" movie I've seen, but I recently saw the 2010 remake of "I Spit On Your Grave" (and what the heck does the title even have to do with anything? There was no grave to even spit ON!) and while not overtly BAD, it was really painful to watch. Just so unnecessarily graphic and disturbing. Especially what she did to the sheriff, and that one guy with the tub..... I can only imagine what the sequel was like. On second thought, I'm not sure I want to.

[TMNT_Guy]

for the most part all the hype was due to the "cutting-edge CGI" that still looks completely and jarringly fake when you see it on Blu-Ray years down the line.
Yeah, I think the only movie that was advertised this way and still holds up is the one that started it all; Jurrasic Park. That move is still just as good now as it was in 1993.

[TurtleTitan97]

One film that comes to mind is Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United. It was as awful as the previews made it out to be. Poor CGI, awful dialogue, lame story, etc. And its sequel, Iron Man & Captain America, looks like it will follow the same pattern.

[Storm Eagle]

I don't know about "worst" movie I've seen, but I recently saw the 2010 remake of "I Spit On Your Grave" (and what the heck does the title even have to do with anything? There was no grave to even spit ON!) and while not overtly BAD, it was really painful to watch. Just so unnecessarily graphic and disturbing. Especially what she did to the sheriff, and that one guy with the tub..... I can only imagine what the sequel was like. On second thought, I'm not sure I want to.

The original was bad enough. I don't care to know what the sequel is like either.

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

Probably one of the worst movies i have ever seen is 'The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl'. That just shows that, even if a movie is aimed for kids, it doesn't need to insult their intelligence.

Horrible plot, terrible acting and is just horrible in every way.

I know people will say 'If you were a kid, you would like it'.

I was 7 when i saw. Even back then i thought it was awful.

[Shred Head]

Dead or Alive: When I heard this movie was being I thought wow now this is a good idea I mean how can you screw up big tits and ninjas. All you really needed to please the fan base was put some Japanese gravure models bouncing and kicking high and Ryu Hayabusa slashing a bunch of people into bloody bits. I saw it just expecting the bare minimum of effort and didn't even get that. Thank god I didn't pay money to see this thing.

Turbo a Power Rangers Movie: While the first one wasn't perfect it at least felt like a movie. This godawful thing was a bad long episode. It damn near killed the whole franchise. Zeo powers and zords were cooler then cars and the end of Zeo promised a return of Zedd and Rita instead some of the lamest villains ever created. Oh and lets not forget kid ranger. After that I never bought a toy and stopped watching the show cold turkey. If it wasn't for getting up and watching Digimon one day and stumbling upon an episode of in Space I never would have had any interest in the franchise again.

Godzilla 1998:Saw this abomination in theaters even skipped school to go see it. I had been watching Godzilla movies since I was in diapers in fact I think one of my first toys was a Godzilla toy. To say Godzilla was an influence in my life is an understatement. At the time the last movie I could even find was Godzilla 1985 none of the video stores or cable networks went past showing the rest of them so I was really excited to see a new Godzilla. Needless to say I don't have to tell anyone why the movie is terrible theirs about 800 reviews online telling why its awful so why waste time on that. But there was one scene that completely cemented my hatred and that was the lets make Baby Godzillas and ripoff Jurassic Park raptor scene. The fact that it got worse from there by having Godzilla get trapped on a bridge and a few jets kill him. King Kong was more badass. Now theirs a new coming one out and so far it looks amazing hopefully I can create a better memory going to see a Godzilla movie in theaters.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Foodfight : This Frankenstein's monster of a movie is infamous for being in development Hell since 2003, when it was scrapped And it should have stayed dead. Horrible nonsensical writing, even worse animation(I'm talking video brinquedo bad), and a story that redefines awful. It's truly a mystery how this movie managed to see the light of day.

[Storm Eagle]

I just remembered two sucky movies I've seen in the past.

Gamer
The Surrogates

[Prowler]

Dead or Alive: When I heard this movie was being I thought wow now this is a good idea I mean how can you screw up big tits and ninjas. All you really needed to please the fan base was put some Japanese gravure models bouncing and kicking high and Ryu Hayabusa slashing a bunch of people into bloody bits. I saw it just expecting the bare minimum of effort and didn't even get that. Thank god I didn't pay money to see this thing.

Dead or Alive, ha! It was bad indeed, but can't say it was a torture to watch it. It kinda belonged to the "so bad it's good" category.

[Candy Kappa]

Battle: Los Angeles, the very first movie I didn't finish.

There's very little salvageable in the movie, the characters are bare basic, bland as hell. The aliens are not really that interesting to hold the movie, and more being such a big threat, they are pretty stupid, well. At least the drones are extremely dumb, too dumb to be a big bad thing when they find out the smaller aircraft are drones. Story was basically non-existent and boring. effects was okay.

Overall, it was boring. Which in my opinion is worse then being a bad movie, at least bad movies can be viewable and funny. This one was not that kind of bad.

Did notice the guy playing Michelangelo in the up-coming TMNT movie, he was... certainly in the movie, that's the best I can say about him.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Battle: Los Angeles, the very first movie I didn't finish.

There's very little salvageable in the movie, the characters are bare basic, bland as hell. The aliens are not really that interesting to hold the movie, and more being such a big threat, they are pretty stupid, well. At least the drones are extremely dumb, too dumb to be a big bad thing when they find out the smaller aircraft are drones. Story was basically non-existent and boring. effects was okay.

Overall, it was boring. Which in my opinion is worse then being a bad movie, at least bad movies can be viewable and funny. This one was not that kind of bad.

Did notice the guy playing Michelangelo in the up-coming TMNT movie, he was... certainly in the movie, that's the best I can say about him.

Skyline is even worse.

[Candy Kappa]

Skyline is even worse.

I skipped that movie, and listened to Jolly Jack's review instead. Now, that was entertaining.

[ObiWanFan4life]

I skipped that movie, and listened to Jolly Jack's review instead. Now, that was entertaining.

Battlefield at least had a sizable Cast

[Leo656]

"Dead Or Alive" was in a sense "bad on purpose", but only in that it was doing a very literal "live action video game" the way "Speed Racer" was a live action cartoon. That approach isn't to everyone's taste, but frankly, I think it works better that way. DOA games are ridiculous and absurd, and the movie being so over-the-top was exactly what I was hoping for. Plus... NASH! 8) I heard from him that pretty much the entire cast had severe food poisoning for the entire shoot and that it was a pretty lousy experience for everyone involved. But the checks cleared, so there's that.

First time I saw "Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li" and the DOA movie, I watched them back-to-back. Street Fighter was a total disaster, and beyond that, for something SO bad it actually tried to take itself seriously, which was a huge mistake. Watching DOA right after was actually an amazing contrast, because it did right everything SF did wrong. Except for the lack of Hitomi. I was pretty pissed at the complete lack of Hitomi. She's in the credits but I swear her part must have been 3 seconds long. :ohwell:

I'unno, I like it. It's one of the best video game movies ever, for sure. Very low bar, obviously, but it took a silly premise and had some fun with it.

[ObiWanFan4life]

"Dead Or Alive" was in a sense "bad on purpose", but only in that it was doing a very literal "live action video game" the way "Speed Racer" was a live action cartoon. That approach isn't to everyone's taste, but frankly, I think it works better that way. DOA games are ridiculous and absurd, and the movie being so over-the-top was exactly what I was hoping for. Plus... NASH! 8) I heard from him that pretty much the entire cast had severe food poisoning for the entire shoot and that it was a pretty lousy experience for everyone involved. But the checks cleared, so there's that.

First time I saw "Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li" and the DOA movie, I watched them back-to-back. Street Fighter was a total disaster, and beyond that, for something SO bad it actually tried to take itself seriously, which was a huge mistake. Watching DOA right after was actually an amazing contrast, because it did right everything SF did wrong. Except for the lack of Hitomi. I was pretty pissed at the complete lack of Hitomi. She's in the credits but I swear her part must have been 3 seconds long. :ohwell:

I'unno, I like it. It's one of the best video game movies ever, for sure. Very low bar, obviously, but it took a silly premise and had some fun with it.

Oh, don't even get me started on Street Fighter, that movie was unbearable. And how sad is it that the Street Fighter movie is more violent than the Mortal Kombat movie?

For everything that Legend of Chun-Li did wrong, The King of Fighters Movie did just as bad, but with a lower budget.

[Dawnatello Turtle Chick]

Oh, don't even get me started on Street Fighter, that movie was unbearable. And how sad is it that the Street Fighter movie is more violent than the Mortal Kombat movie?

For everything that Legend of Chun-Li did wrong, The King of Fighters Movie did just as bad, but with a lower budget.

Oh my! The King of Fighters movie!!! My, my, my.... so bad... lol.

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

Oh, don't even get me started on Street Fighter, that movie was unbearable. And how sad is it that the Street Fighter movie is more violent than the Mortal Kombat movie?

For everything that Legend of Chun-Li did wrong, The King of Fighters Movie did just as bad, but with a lower budget.

If you want a good street fighter movie, then watch the 1992 animated movie.

[blindturtle02]

I know Mario Bros was mentioned somewhere earlier in this thread and found it a hilarious coincidence that it was just made available to buy via vod on rifftrax! You get the movie merged with the riff in this case. It's about $10, so this is the only way I'll ever be buying the movie. Yes, I caved and bought it. I love MST3K so no one had to twist my arm. Good stuff. The riffs, not the movie itself.

[ObiWanFan4life]

Doogal - Painfully unfunny and outdated. There are so many pop culture references, you'll swear you were watching Friedberg and Seltzer movie.

[turtlefanforever]

The Dark night rises

[blindturtle02]

The Dark night rises

I own Nolan's trilogy but will always view Batman TAS as my definitive Batman. Ya know, I still haven't gotten around to actually opening and watching Dark Knight Rises for the first time. Got it for Christmas back in 2012. I need to crack the damn thing open at some point. I don't really care about having it spoiled for me or anything. Out of the two I've seen so far, I liked Dark Knight the best. Most people I talk to about DKR say things like,"Meh, it's just kinda there," or,"Not as good as the other two." Guess I should see for myself this coming weekend when I have some downtime.

[ZariusTwo]

I like DKR, but it is admitedly the cheesiest of the three, plus

It gives Batman a rare Walt Disney ending, which did rub purists the wrong way. Not me though, mainly out of my love for Earth 2 Batman

[shuriken]

Saw Dahmer the other day (About the killer Geofrey Dahmer ) and it's not terrible, just terribly boring. I would never watch it again.

[Leo656]

If you want a good street fighter movie, then watch the 1992 animated movie.

Agreed. Chun-Li in the shower blew my 10-year-old mind. :lol:

[ObiWanFan4life]

Agreed. Chun-Li in the shower blew my 10-year-old mind. :lol:

Is it bad that I felt the same way when I first saw this?

[Leo656]

:lol: I think we all did. The internet wasn't a thing, hardcore anime like La Blue Girl wasn't really mainstream yet, and "cartoons were just for kids".

Silly me saw it advertised in EGM as an "Adult Animated Film" and figured, since it was about guys beating each other up, it was just really violent. So, bewbs were a very pleasant surprise. :lol: My parents never gave a sh*t what I watched, but this was still an awkward conversation...

Dad: "So what was that Street Fighter cartoon like?"
Me: "Um... good. It was good."
Dad: "Why did it say it was for adults? Was it really that violent?"
Me: "Uhh... not as much as you'd think..."

[ObiWanFan4life]

Yeah :lol:

Speaking of movies, animated ones in particular, Foodfight is borderline unwatchable. Here's a glimpse if you're morbidly curious:
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[blindturtle02]

I stumbled across this movie a few years ago. It was some Lord of The Rings knockoff. I have no idea how old it is and I don't really remember the title. It might not have had the name Max in the title, but it was about some kid named Max who gets sucked into some fantasy world. There's some goblin king dude, some kind of sidekick mouse, a princess, some weird guy who keeps speaking in rhymes, etc. I've tried to figure out what the heck I watched, but I think I subconsciously wiped my own memory. It wasn't Mighty Max, Max Payne, Mad Max, or just plain ol Max. It was a pretty cheaply made little film. I do remember that much. Needless to say this orc or goblin king what'shisface gets shrunk and humiliated in the end and all the oppressed run off to play Playstation. Not kidding. Everyone freaks out because ol Max has a ps1 and apparently decide to crash at his place for the rest of their lives. Their own magical world was just that horrible, I guess. It would have been perfect for the MST3K guys to riff.

[shuriken]

huh reminds me of 50% of 90's kids adventure movies.
Yeah :lol:

Speaking of movies, animated ones in particular, Foodfight is borderline unwatchable. Here's a glimpse if you're morbidly curious:


Glimpse? and you put down the whole damn thing :lol:
You're a trip.
It looks like cut-scenes from a ps1 game spliced together. I watched a snippet of it and it's pretty bad.

[Hamato Yoshi]

"orc or goblin king what'shisface gets shrunk and humiliated"

Dude , he was in the pool......give him a break :P

[Iroh]

The movie, "Divergent" is the worst movie I have seen currently. More could have happened in the plot sequence to make it better. It was like watching a blend of Equilibrium, Matrix, and Hunger Games. Blaugh!:trazz::trolleye:

[Lethal Lullaby]

The ABC's of Death... :tneutral: Never again. It was just terrible, I kept hoping that the movie would get better after the first few letters, i fell asleep around letter P (I think), and most of the death's were so darn stupid. :tthumbsd:

[turtlefanforever]

Saw Dahmer the other day (About the killer Geofrey Dahmer ) and it's not terrible, just terribly boring. I would never watch it again.
I just found it really cheesy. Like he talks to that guy in the shop and he's like yeah wanna go back to my place for drinks or something, like that's normal AT ALL! haha.
I own Nolan's trilogy but will always view Batman TAS as my definitive Batman. Ya know, I still haven't gotten around to actually opening and watching Dark Knight Rises for the first time. Got it for Christmas back in 2012. I need to crack the damn thing open at some point. I don't really care about having it spoiled for me or anything. Out of the two I've seen so far, I liked Dark Knight the best. Most people I talk to about DKR say things like,"Meh, it's just kinda there," or,"Not as good as the other two." Guess I should see for myself this coming weekend when I have some downtime.

You'll be disappointed even with the lowest of expectations. I went in thinking it was a good movie, not high expectations but def not thinking it would be bad. It was a train wreck! I was at the drive ins. Was the only person to stick through the whole thing. halfway through there had to be about only 3-4 cars left including myself. It was an absolute bore with so many plot holes.

[shuriken]

I just found it really cheesy. Like he talks to that guy in the shop and he's like yeah wanna go back to my place for drinks or something, like that's normal AT ALL! haha.


"I'll buy you some shoes if you let me take pictures of you..."
It makes all of his victims look really gullible. But I dunno what I expected to be honest.

And The Dark Knight Rises isn't that bad. It just isn't as solid as the other 2 movies. As in too many laughable things in it (that aren't supposed to be funny) and plot holes. Best thing about that movie was the ridiculous Bane voice and Hathaway.

[Dawnatello Turtle Chick]

"Atlantic Rim" My husband put it on for I don't know what reason and just from the title I knew we WEREN'T in for a treat and yup! it was bad. People lying around dead for no apparent reason, soldiers shooting at a sea monster and then falling over dead with the only feasible reasoning being they somehow miraculously got hit by a ricochet. One guy has a shot gun and all he does is **** it over and over, never actually shoots it. Plus several "actors" do the old superman movie gun shooting motion like reverse kickback... Heck, even the title is wrong, it should be "Gulf Coast Rim". I'm not even going to touch the acting.... and apparently neither did the actors, lol. It was amusing to to watch MST3000 style, but that's about the only merit it has as a film.

I think my favorite is the scene where one of our heroes goes looking for a 12 year old girl in a burning bar where everyone else is dead (again for no apparent reason) and finds her hiding by the safe. He gets her out of the bar with her riding piggy back (how heroic).

It's great to watch if you want to rag on a movie with your friends though- just describing the thing to a buddy of mine, left him in stitches!

[ObiWanFan4life]

Birdemic 2 - Believe it or not, it's WORSE Than the original, in every possible way. It's as if the film markers were striving to make it just as bad as the first.

[pennydreadful]

Birdemic 2 - Believe it or not, it's WORSE Than the original, in every possible way. It's as if the film markers were striving to make it just as bad as the first.

Yeah, ordinarily I'm a fan of "so bad they're good" movies but Birdemic 1 & 2 had no redeeming qualities.

[Netkeeper]

Napoleon Dynamite is the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. Its existence offends me.

[Type 97 Chi-ha]

Napoleon Dynamite is the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. Its existence offends me.

My former fiancee had nephews who wanted to be Napoleon Dynamite for Halloween, and I've seen the "VOTE FOR PEDRO" bumper stickers, so inevitably I rented the movie. It was stupid, unrealistic, badly acted, boring, and not the least bit funny. I only watched to the end because I was waiting for the funny part which never came.

One man I know told me that when he was a kid, he thought this movie was funny, but as an adult he couldn't imagine why he ever did. I get the impression that people say it's funny because they're supposed to, not because they actually do.

[Netkeeper]

My family went and rented it a while back because I had a cousin that thought it was hilarious. I too tried to wait for the funny part but got so frustrated I walked out of the room before it even finished.

[arkangel]

Scott Pilgram Saves the World - I simply hated it . Friends in their mid 20s loved it because they "got" all the video game and cultural references. I'm more of a paper and pen, table top, D&D gamer. Didn't "get" the movie and didn't care to. Epic suck.

[electric_sheep]

It's imposible to name the worst movie because at what point does movie become so bad that it's no longer a movie?
So i'll just name my most hated Catwoman 2004, i despize every second of that movie...

[Kanon]

Dragonball Evolution......

It´s the first one that come to my mind and I can´t remember watching a movie that was worse than this.

[Hamato Yoshi]

Clones of Bruce Lee is pretty silly :P

[ObiWanFan4life]

Blues Brothers 2000 - The jokes are hit and miss (mostly miss), the writing is beyond lazy, and worst of all, it has no reason to exist other than to cash in on the success of the original.

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

Birdemic 2 - Believe it or not, it's WORSE Than the original, in every possible way. It's as if the film markers were striving to make it just as bad as the first.

They made a Sequel?:teek:

[ObiWanFan4life]

They made a Sequel?:teek:

Unfortunately, yes.

[Netkeeper]

Dragonball Evolution......

It´s the first one that come to my mind and I can´t remember watching a movie that was worse than this.
I couldn't even sit through the whole thing. My dad liked it for some insanely bizarre reason.

[Stugehen]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517FC4MD7AL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

I got this movie for free at a DARE assembly when I was in elementary school. To this day it remains to be the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

[Netkeeper]

I recognise that movie. My dad used to have it. I never watched it, though. Good thing I didn't!

[BlueKatana]

The first movie I remember coming out of a just being disappointed was MIB 2.