Live Action Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers

[Raph's Girl]

Disney's planning on makin a live action Rescue Rangers movie!! Considering that the film is being done as an origin story I have a feeling there'll be more Rescue Rangers movies to come.

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/rescue-rangers-disney-developing-live-action-chip-n-dale-movie-1201080563/

[TurtleTitan97]

...I really don't know how to feel about this. On one hand, it's Chip N' Dale. On the other hand, it's live action... :ohwell:

[AT-Man]

Live CGI action.

[Jester]

Gummie Bears would have made more sense.

[snake]

DO NOT WANT. Just imagine a live action chip! Or dale!

[Donatello19]

DO NOT WANT. Just imagine a live action chip! Or dale!

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131005100309/alvin/images/3/39/Alvin-and-the-Chipmunks.png

[Ninjinister]

They already did this. It was called G-Force.

[snake]

Still creepy.

And G-force, I forgot about that for so long.

[Cure]

I'll watch it.

[NinjaPug]

One of my favorite shows growing up. Yep, I'm in.

[Wildcat]

Pretty cool. I'll see it.

Alvin and the Chipmunks weren't bad. The third one, Chipwrecked, was pretty boring though.

Disney will probably do a good job.

[ZariusTwo]

Gummie Bears would have made more sense.

Desirable.

That or Darkwing

[blindturtle02]

Weeeell, ok I'll give it a try. Loved that show when I was a kid anyway. I wouldn't oppose Gummie Bears and Darkwing. I'm with Z and Jester on that. This is cool too. Bring it on, Disney. Hope Fatcat is in the origin story.

[Shark_Blade]

Great. I love Alvin & the Chipmunks (the third one kinda sucks though..), so I expect it'll be similar visually. :D

[BubblyShell22]

I used to love Rescue Rangers when I was a kid. Gummi Bears and Darkwing Duck were cool, too, though Mom was more into DWD than me. I think they should do Talespin, too.

[Mr._Mutant_Man]

I would prefer completely CGI (because traditional animation is mostly extinct).

Something about the interaction between live action and obvious cartoon characters is kind of eerie. If it's not as well done as Gollum it just looks wrong to me.

[snake]

I would prefer completely CGI (because traditional animation is mostly extinct).

Something about the interaction between live action and obvious cartoon characters is kind of eerie. If it's not as well done as Gollum it just looks wrong to me.

I'd see a completely CGI movie. Hopefully the live action cgi isn't bad.

[Dirty Blond]

I want Michael Bay involved and I want Megan Fox to play Gadget!

[zkarlette]

At this rate, yeah sure bring it on!

[Leo656]

So they're gonna take a cue from the Chipmunks movies and (apparently) the new Peabody & Sherman movie, and make the entire thing a bunch of poop/fart jokes strung together by some poor-grade CGI?

Seriously, anyone notice how prominent poop/fart jokes have become in these remakes of kids' properties? I honestly don't remember, but did we really think farts were that funny back when we were 8?

I guess I'll see it eventually. I loved the cartoon, but recent remakes don't give me much hope.

[AT-Man]

Farts are incredibly funny when done right.

[Leo656]

I'm not actually sure about that. We all do it, except hot chicks, and that's only because hot chicks have no anus, because God didn't build them that way on purpose.

[TheBlueTurtle1]

I read about this yesterday, being a big Chip n Dale fan was thinking awesome. My main concern is there will no doubt be real actors in a big role, I only hope they don't cast someone dreadful and make it really childish. Fingers crossed for Zipper Montey and Gadget!

[ObiWanFan4life]

I'm still on the fence about this. On the one hand, I love the show. However, I'm worried about the movie trying way too hard to pander to children. I guess I'll wait until I get more info on this project.

[Leofan26]

Oh gosh no! It's bad enough they are making my other favorite show Charlie Brown and Snoopy into something like this, I can only imagine what the fandom must be thinking of this news. Yes, that's right folks the Chip n Dale Rangers has a big loyal fandom following, out of any thing Darkwing Duck would have made the most sense. They kind of already did some thing like this for an episode when Darkwing Duck came into our world done in 2D animation, this time they'd bring in all our beloved characters from the series. They could have done Duck Tales better yet, oh wells.

I guess it will be better, since they are small you won't be able to do much with human characters like they did in other films like this. Than again, guess they could pull a Smurfs on us, though they did help solves cases for humans any ways in the series so, as long as they make it more about solving things and the characters from the show than ok.

Bet they give a little service to the fandom and add in Chip x Gadget moments, that's pretty popular along with FoxGlove x Dale. Tell me, are any of the VAs still a live today? I know FoxGloves VA died along time ago but how about the rest? Would love it if they returned for them in this flick but....

I'm worried, why can't they just give us a 2D flick like they originally wanted to do before the Duck Tales film bombed in the box office? That's all in the past and they are kind of brining back 2 D animation again :ohwell:

[Refractive Reflections]

Seriously, anyone notice how prominent poop/fart jokes have become in these remakes of kids' properties? I honestly don't remember, but did we really think farts were that funny back when we were 8?


I think crude/disgust humor is more acceptable now than it was back then, and people wonder why society has less manners today than compared to the past.:lol: I always had a low tolerance for it because rather than making it a humorous and clumsy "everybody accidentally does it" situation (i.e. loud farts, burping), it's done nowadays in cartoons to such an extreme that it actually becomes more disgusting than humorous, and makes the character obnoxiously ill-mannered.

[BubblyShell22]

Yeah farting, pooping, and burping are more prevalent because they feel that it will elicit a laugh from the kids. I don't mind things like that if they're done right, but if it's done too much, then I get annoyed by it.

[ZariusTwo]

There's finally some progress being made on this.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/disneys-rescue-rangers-finds-director-lonely-islands-akiva-schaffer-1211757

[Wildcat]

This could be a shared universe with the Chipmunks if Disney owned them. Anyway should be cute.

[Leofan26]

I thought this film was canceled : /

[Sumac]

They'd better do justice to Gadget (if she is in the movie), or they will have bunch of very angry Russian fans knocking on their doors. :lol:

[drgon78]

Yeah, I remember hearing about that Russian cult a while ago.

[Anarchistguy]

I'm pretty sure on the contrary that they'll make Gadget the star of the movie.

[Coola Yagami]

Disney's planning on makin a live action Rescue Rangers movie!! Considering that the film is being done as an origin story I have a feeling there'll be more Rescue Rangers movies to come.

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/rescue-rangers-disney-developing-live-action-chip-n-dale-movie-1201080563/

So will Neil Patrick Harris be on board?

[Coola Yagami]

They'd better do justice to Gadget (if she is in the movie), or they will have bunch of very angry Russian fans knocking on their doors. :lol:

or angry furries too, lmao

[Sumac]

or angry furries too, lmao
Trust me, angry furies pale, when you compare them to angry Russians.
Or angry Russian furies (though, Gadget fans usually are not furies). :lol:

[ranger_scout]

Today marks the 30th anniversary of when the series debuted. It's possible that Jim Cummings might've teased his involvement with the movie in this response to the film's anniversary or maybe he was referring to the upcoming Disney Afternoon crossover on Ducktales.

Hhmm I dig the sentiment here# StayTooned. JC

https://twitter.com/Jimcummingsacme/status/1174458070954459141

[IMJ]

Indiana Jonesmunk and his brother Chipmunk P.I.

Great show.

[ranger_scout]

The movie is heading to Disney+. Production is expected to begin in Los Angeles in the spring of next year. Tress MacNeille, Corey Burton, and Jim Cummings are also all expected to reprise their roles. I really hope the latter is true.

https://thedisinsider.com/2020/10/19/exclusive-disneys-chip-n-dale-rescue-rangers/

[Sumac]

Just don't make Gadget ugly
Just don't make Gadget ugly
Just don't make Gadget ugly
Just don't make Gadget ugly
Just don't make Gadget ugly

[oldmanwinters]

Just don't make Gadget ugly
Just don't make Gadget ugly
Just don't make Gadget ugly
Just don't make Gadget ugly
Just don't make Gadget ugly

Is that possible? :tlol:

[Leo656]

Is that possible? :tlol:

Nope. :lol:

[Shark_Blade]

They managed to make Smurfette and Brittany Chipmunk just fine. I doubt Gadget is gonna be any worse.

[Mayhem]

Although it's technically not the original cast... of sorts... Monty was originally voiced by Peter Cullen, and then Jim Cummings took over. Cullen still voiced other characters throughout the series regardless. If a new project can finally have Corey Burton do a con next year so I can finish my RR signing project, then I'm all for it hah hah.

(okay still need Noelle North but she only did one episode, and sadly Deborah Walley who did LahWhinie and Foxglove passed nearly 20 years ago)

[drgon78]

They got Smurfette and Brittany right because Hollywood hadn't gone full retard at those points but now....

[ZariusTwo]

Can they still call the big bad "FAT" Cat?:lol:

[Sumac]

Can they still call the big bad "FAT" Cat?:lol:
Good point. :tcry:

[Mayhem]

He's still called the Fat Controller (and there is a Thin Controller too) in the Thomas series here, it just gets used less often overall.

[Shark_Blade]

Larry Fong (‘Watchmen’, ‘Batman v Superman’) will serve as the cinematographer on Disney’s live-action ‘CHIP ‘N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS’ movie. (EXCLUSIVE)

https://discussingfilm.net/2020/11/17/larry-fong-joins-disneys-live-action-chip-n-dale-rescue-rangers-film-exclusive/

[ranger_scout]

Corey Burton has apparently finalized the deal to return as Zipper. :) Tress MacNeille and Jim Cummings are expected to come back as well, but their involvement hasn't officially been confirmed.

https://thedisinsider.com/2020/11/20/exclusive-corey-burton-joins-chip-n-dale-rescue-rangers-disney-movie/

ETA: Following yesterday's casting announcement, it seems that he will be returning as Zipper but not Dale.

[Last Ronin]

I thought this was a joke,but oh I was wrong.

Well, I'll save the critique after

[ZariusTwo]

Officially confirmed at Disney's investors conference

https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/rescue-rangers.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1

https://variety.com/2020/film/news/john-mulaney-andy-samberg-to-star-in-chip-n-dale-rescue-rangers-reboot-1234851195/

[ranger_scout]

Officially confirmed at Disney's investors conference

https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/rescue-rangers.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1

https://variety.com/2020/film/news/john-mulaney-andy-samberg-to-star-in-chip-n-dale-rescue-rangers-reboot-1234851195/

Very surprised to see that John Mulaney and Andy Samberg are voicing Chip and Dale. I really thought Tress MacNeille and Corey Burton's jobs were secure. Maybe they are still reprising their roles as Gadget and Zipper. Fingers crossed for that and for Jim Cummings returning as Monterey Jack.

[NinjaPug]

Filming has started

https://www.slashfilm.com/rescue-rangers-movie-filming/

https://live.mrf.io/statics/i/ps/d13ezvd6yrslxm.cloudfront.net/wp/wp-content/images/Rescue-Rangers-shooting-700x449.jpg

[ZariusTwo]

Poster (spoilered for size)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEABj-jUYAIQQN0?format=jpg&name=large

[Allio]

https://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=29816&page=

Original show coming to blu-ray.

Praise be the goddess

[IMJ]

https://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=29816&page=

Original show coming to blu-ray.

Praise be the goddess

:o LMAO wow that is a must-buy......

[drgon78]

I hope this means we will also get Aladdin(TV), Ducktales, Gargoyles, Gummi Bears, Kim Possible, Talespin, The Little Mermaid(TV), and Witch on blu ray....in the near future.

[IMJ]

I hope this means we will also get Aladdin(TV), Ducktales, Gargoyles, Gummi Bears, Kim Possible, Talespin, The Little Mermaid(TV), and Witch on blu ray....in the near future.

I hope the Blu Ray release means that they go in and rescan the elements to nab a truly great picture for these rather than just upscaling video footage. Upscaling video would be horrible.

But if these are legit, I'd be in for Ducktales, Rangers and Gargoyles for sure. Not saying that I'd sit through every episode beginning to end, but these would definitely be my new "background noise" animation for sure....

[Bahamut810]

I hope this means we will also get Aladdin(TV), Ducktales, Gargoyles, Gummi Bears, Kim Possible, Talespin, The Little Mermaid(TV), and Witch on blu ray....in the near future.

Eff yeah, Gargoyles!

[oldmanwinters]

https://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=29816&page=

Original show coming to blu-ray.

Praise be the goddess

I'm shocked! The last set of episodes was never released to DVD back in the day, even though they are available digitally on AmazonVideo and Disney+

Really glad to hear that!

Most of the 80s/90s Disney toons were left for dead regarding DVD... with the exception of a few shows that finished out on limited-run sets through DisneyMovieClub.

[drgon78]

Ducktales and Talespin are the only shows they finished on DVD.

[ZariusTwo]

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[sdp]

Wow, i had literally 0 interest but trust trailer made me laugh a few times. I might actually watch it now.

[LeotheLateBloomer]

This looks like it's trying to be Roger Rabbit and Looney Tunes: Back in Action except it's completely confused on how to blend 2D, CG, and live-action together well. Everything looks so...inconsistent. This is possibly Disney's most bankrupt project yet!

[Allio]

Yeah. Gonna skip on this.

[oldmanwinters]

A very meta concept. If I had Disney+, I think I'd watch it Day 1.

[Andrew NDB]

Seems fine to me. Inventive.

It is unfortunate that every time I see a new performance from Seth Rogen on screen I feel a twinge of anger, but it is what it is.

[NinjaPug]

That looks pretty good to me. Seems like a cool use of the property and not some rehash.

[Sumac]

I expected something like a retelling of the Rescue Rangers, but in human world with CGI characters, but not meta Roger Rabbit thing.

Certainly interesting approach.
Can't be sure it will be good, since outside of Roger Rabbit, pretty much every single project like this had failed (the most recent of those is Tom & Jerry), but hope still lingers.

Outside of presence of disgusting Rofan, I am afraid people will be confused by a mishmash of styles, like why Chip is 2D, but Dale is 3D. Of course, there will be an explanation, but I feel like it will be a hard to hook up people who not really on board with this concept or have no interest in Disney Afternoon stuff.

I wonder, if Bonkers will make a cameo? I've heard RR fans dislike him quite a lot...

[Mayhem]

I expected something like a retelling of the Rescue Rangers, but in human world with CGI characters, but not meta Roger Rabbit thing.

Certainly interesting approach.
Can't be sure it will be good, since outside of Roger Rabbit, pretty much every single project like this had failed (the most recent of those is Tom & Jerry), but hope still lingers.

Outside of presence of disgusting Rofan, I am afraid people will be confused by a mishmash of styles, like why Chip is 2D, but Dale is 3D. Of course, there will be an explanation, but I feel like it will be a hard to hook up people who not really on board with this concept or have no interest in Disney Afternoon stuff.

I wonder, if Bonkers will make a cameo? I've heard RR fans dislike him quite a lot...
Hah well only affected US viewers of the DA, but Bonkers is what knocked RR off the rotation, that’s why.

As for Chip being 2D and Dale being 3D, it’s said why literally inside the first ten seconds of the trailer!

[Sumac]

Hah well only affected US viewers of the DA, but Bonkers is what knocked RR off the rotation, that’s why.

As for Chip being 2D and Dale being 3D, it’s said why literally inside the first ten seconds of the trailer!
I know about this story, with Bonkers, which why I am curious whether he'll make it in or not.

And I must confess, I watched trailer without a sound - I hate most of the modern trailer music. :lol:

Edit:
And I was right about the music. Cringe x 10.

[Bahamut810]

Meh, I am ok with the "X years later" but I would want a Rescue Rangers story, not a roger rabbit story. Probably a skip for a long while.

[oldmanwinters]

Seems like they are holding out Gadget for some surprise reveal/twist.

[sdp]

Maybe they didn't want furries to ruin the trailer reveal with Rule34

[oldmanwinters]

Maybe they didn't want furries to ruin the trailer reveal with Rule34

There is no defense against that.

[Coola Yagami]

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This is bizzare..... This is like.... like I like the premise, and I'm curious to go see it cause I like the premise... but like... it's not Rescue Rangers. It feels like they're cartoon actors, like behind the scenes but not the actual Rescue Rangers.

IDK, I'm more curious with the overall 'cartoons are real and choose to become CGI if they want to' and all than it being actual Rescue Rangers. Like this could have been literally anything. Cartoon Bugs Bunny and CGI Daffy, or 16-bit Ryu alongside SF5 Ken, or cartoon Yogi and 3D Booboo. Coulda been anybody.

[ranger_scout]

Yikes! :o What was Disney thinking? The title character’s voices are just wrong. When Disney made A Goofy Movie, they considered altering Goofy’s voice and having Bill Farmer use his actual voice. However, he and one of the head producers thought it would’ve been a bad idea and they thankfully kept the classic Goofy voice. Why are they altering the voices here? Various articles like this one say that Tress MacNellie is taking part in this, so if she is voicing Gadget, at least that’s good.

Various articles on entertainment websites don't list Jim Cummings or Corey Burton as members of the cast.

[Sumac]

Voices is a problem, of course, but the whole concept is just...why?

Why it is impossible to make a fun story in vein of OG series and make it a pseudo-spin-off or Roger Rabbit?! Its not like OG series was particularly bad or cheap or conceptually bad, like a lot of other cartoons of the 80s.

Guess, marijuana drenched zoomers decided that it will be more "hip and fun". And, because, everything needs to be subversive, to make its creators and audience feel "smart".

[drgon78]

Looks like utter garbage.

[Leofan26]

This series has a cult following, what do they decide to do? Screw them over.

The voices sound so wrong.

I don't like how they are handling the characters so far.

Why not add FoxGlove a fan favorite into the mix and have her and Dale be broken up but still love each other to make fun of reality tv?

I know of a certain chip and Dale Rescue Rangers forums, I'm curious if they are taking humorous or offensive?

[Zulithe]

Personally not feeling it. If they did a version that felt true to the property, I might like that. I loved Roger Rabbit back in its day, definitely, but I feel like the formula has been overused. I don't want to see a movie about "the actors" who play Chip and Dale, I want the actual characters in their actual in-universe setting, not in "the real world where they are actors"

In short, the "Sonic the Hedgehog movie" version of these characters -NOT- the "Roger Rabbit" version of these characters.

[LeotheLateBloomer]

Personally not feeling it. If they did a version that felt true to the property, I might like that. I loved Roger Rabbit back in its day, definitely, but I feel like the formula has been overused. I don't want to see a movie about "the actors" who play Chip and Dale, I want the actual characters in their actual in-universe setting, not in "the real world where they are actors"

In short, the "Sonic the Hedgehog movie" version of these characters -NOT- the "Roger Rabbit" version of these characters.

With how successful the Sonic movie was, you'd think studios would take notes from that and apply it to their movies. But nope. Some just never learn.

[Coola Yagami]

It woulda worked out better if this was about made-up characters, original for the film. Roger Rabbit mostly worked because he was original, alongside Baby Herman and Jessica Rabbit. Sure the movie implies everyone is an actor but since the movie doesn't dwell on it too much, it kinda flies by. But if the movie was a Bugs Bunny movie with a similar premise, it would have felt awkward and just wrong.

So this movie might be fun, but it woulda been better if it was original characters or at least hint hint nudge nudge Chip and Dale rip offs but not the actual characters themselves.

As for the voices, I'm assuming they're playing it up as their 'real voices' and the high pitched voices were what they used for the roles.

[oldmanwinters]

Furries seem to be super upset this isn't some epic Adventure. Maybe they should release the render of Gadget to give them something for their unsatisfyable thirst and calm them down.

Something tells me when the reveal finally comes, they are going to be disappointed.

[Sumac]

Furries seem to be super upset this isn't some epic Adventure. Maybe they should release the render of Gadget to give them something for their unsatisfyable thirst and calm them down.
Not only furries are disappointed and I am not sure what Gadget will do to them, since she is the most human-like of the bunch. Not enough fur to pander to those people. Literally.

[Andrew NDB]

Watch Gadget be butch now, with one side of her hair shaved and a default expression of "I'm angry."

[Coola Yagami]

Watch Gadget be butch now, with one side of her hair shaved and a default expression of "I'm angry."

That's what I'm expecting too. Plus, she is noticeably absent from the trailer, not counting flashbacks and such.

[Bahamut810]

She will either be the villian or the major draw for the russian cult that worships her (which I call the Adeptus Gadgetus)

[Bahamut810]

Watch Gadget be butch now, with one side of her hair shaved and a default expression of "I'm angry."

I swear to f*** if they do that...

I am willing to give it a watch because I like Roger Rabbit and Chip and Dale separately, so why not. If they 'modern empowered karen' her...I will make a curse word or so.

[Sumac]

If she has sidecut or looks unfeminine I might BARF.
Just jk.

But I will be disappointed.

[Leofan26]

They can't change her character, she already wears pants and is girl power type already, I mean the gang would be lost without her.

They could get rid of the love triangle though, they don't like doing that stuff these days.

Than again it's the guy's fawning over her not the other way around.

Or they could turn her into bi or a lesbian in this???

[Bahamut810]

They can't change her character, she already wears pants and is girl power type already, I mean the gang would be lost without her.

They could get rid of the love triangle though, they don't like doing that stuff these days.

Than again it's the guy's fawning over her not the other way around.

Or they could turn her into bi or a lesbian in this???

If she were created today, she would be a lesbian who wasn't scatterbrained and berated Chip and Dale all the time.

[Sumac]

They can't change her character, she already wears pants and is girl power type already, I mean the gang would be lost without her.

They could get rid of the love triangle though, they don't like doing that stuff these days.

Than again it's the guy's fawning over her not the other way around.

Or they could turn her into bi or a lesbian in this???
Don't underestimate stupid side of SJW.

Those creeps might think that "she was too sexy" or "her appearance doesn't match modern standards of beauty (?)". Those people don't need prove, all they need is their insanity.

[ZariusTwo]

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[Leo656]

Jesus, I have not "Nope'd" quite THAT hard in a VERY long time. Think I pulled something.

[Sumac]

Some Hollydumb producers need to realize that post-modern ironic take on fairy tales and properties for children, popularized by Shrek, is over. Its time to let it go and, if you want to tell a comedy story, just do it. No need for "deconstructing" **** and what not.
Just. Make. A. Good. Story.

[oldmanwinters]

It just feels so Seth Rogen...

Reminds me of the kind of officially-authorized deconstructive self-parodies that Hanna-Barbera was doing with their IP backlog in the late 1990s that eventually grew into Adult Swim.

How the heck did Disney let them do that to Peter Pan?

[Leo656]

Was THAT who that was supposed to be?! Jesus.

[LeotheLateBloomer]

This trailer further turned me away from the movie. Seriously, what are they going for here?

[Coola Yagami]

I kinda feel everything is pointing that woke Gadget is gonna be the villain.

[Leo656]

This trailer further turned me away from the movie. Seriously, what are they going for here?

"Did you love the show? Then you're sure to HATE this!" I am pretty sure that's it.

I kinda feel everything is pointing that woke Gadget is gonna be the villain.

Her absence is indeed conspicuous.

[superstaff]

I think it'll be her, Monterey Jack, and Zipper.

Obese Peter Pan is a red herring.

God, the movie looks so stupid and awful. I'm just glad this forum seems to mostly agree with me on this.

[Leo656]

Here. A much-needed palate-cleanser.

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DO NOT say I never gave you anything.

Seriously how did I just discover this sh*t I'm so mad. My whole life's been a waste until today.

[superstaff]

Here. A much-needed palate-cleanser.

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DO NOT say I never gave you anything.

Seriously how did I just discover this sh*t I'm so mad. My whole life's been a waste until today.

:lol: Yes, thank you for this.

[Leo656]

Remember Green Jelly/o (I can't figure out how to do the umlauts over the y)? The self-proclaimed Worst Band In The World who did the "Three Little Pigs" thing back in the day? That's who's playing/singing back-up on that. That's incredible. I cannot prove that copious amounts of marijuana were involved in this epic collaboration but it's the only thing that makes any sense. Aside from that if Donnie & Marie had this level of showmanship and craftsmanship they'd still be playin' Vegas.

Also, here, since I brought it up like a f*cking asshole.
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Animated way better than this stupid Chip N' Dale movie and most likely tells a much more cohesive story. THE ACT 3 PLOT TWIST WILL SHOCK YOU! :lol::lol::lol:

[Allio]

I kinda feel everything is pointing that woke Gadget is gonna be the villain.

Assuming the leaks are true

Gadget is the stunt double for Scarlett Johansson, and is kidnapped early in the film and the villain is

pluto

[Leofan26]

Assuming the leaks are true

Gadget is the stunt double for Scarlett Johansson, and is kidnapped early in the film and the villain is

pluto

Hmm You’d think with Disney trying to make girls in these Disney remakes less of damsel in distress type they wouldn’t do that with Gadjet of all characters.

I’m starting to think Disney knew jack about this series and just read the summary for this series, watched Rodger Rabbit and was like this will be cool.

I wish Dale was 2D animated, he was my favorite of the duo and I was hoping FoxGlove would, well.

I’ll still watch out of curiosity but eh.

[Anarchistguy]

I kinda feel everything is pointing that woke Gadget is gonna be the villain.

I second that motion

[superstaff]

The leaks sound horrible.

God, what a mess.

I was expecting this to be a Yogi Bear-esque thing with CGI Rescue Rangers annoying a human dude played by Zachary Levi or something. But this is so much worse. It's vomit inducing. Before anyone says I am being dramatic, no, I am very tired of trash like this being made, and distributed especially on trash streaming services. I miss being excited for movies, but nowadays, I dread 95.9% of them.

[Sumac]

As always, Disney will get a pass for using good old clichés, because, despite being very much greedy and evil corporation they managed to convince woketards, they are somehow on their side.

If the leaks are true that is. Though, even if not, I feel like it will be equally as dumb.

[Leo656]

I miss being excited for movies, but nowadays, I dread 95.9% of them.

Oh, for sure. I might even be at 99.9%. There's not a single thing I'm genuinely excited for or happy about coming down the pipeline, just elements within things I know will be either disappointing or flat-out bad on the whole.

I pretty much only look backwards towards catching up on stuff I missed, at this point. Otherwise I'm pretty much done with movies and TV altogether.

[drgon78]

Looks/sounds like utter garbage....no big surprise.

[oldmanwinters]

Well, I have seen more commercials. They advertise it as a “hey, parents” show. And yet… nothing about this looks “funny” to me. Will I watch it? Yeah… eventually. But my expectations are shorter than Zipper’s kneecap.

I think they finally included Gadget in two clips but it might be a flasback.

[Sumac]

Something tells me it won't just garbage, but an aggressive garbage, which will miss the mark with everyone: fans, casuals, everyone else basically.

[Jester]

I like Chip 'n Dale.

I like John and Andy.

I really don't think I'll like this movie.

[superstaff]

Something tells me it won't just garbage, but an aggressive garbage, which will miss the mark with everyone: fans, casuals, everyone else basically.

Oh, definitely.

I mean, I've seen normies say they're excited for it on other platforms online, but these seem to be the types that would probably clap like seals just staring at the Rescue Rangers symbol on screen for two hours.

I like Chip 'n Dale.

I like John and Andy.

I really don't think I'll like this movie.

It seems like a detestable movie. It has all the worst aspects of modern day movies: nonsensical writing, horrible 'fanservice', annoying 'comedy', detestable d-bag characters, empty virtue signaling (apparently based on the leaks), and so on. If this thing gets certified fresh or whatever online, I'm just done with humanity, because all hope that people can recognize quality over garbage will be immediately destroyed for me.

[Coola Yagami]

I mean, I've seen normies say they're excited for it on other platforms online, but these seem to be the types that would probably clap like seals just staring at the Rescue Rangers symbol on screen for two hours.



Normies ruin everything.

It's like they don't seem to understand that x show or x series grabbed their attention because it was good as is. There's no need to make it 'more accessible for normies' because the normies are already curious and watching.

They don't get that yeah, maybe they'll like the 'normie version' but they don't get that if they like that, they'll most likely like a more faithful version a whole lot more.

That's kinda why we need some crazy independent creator to make a more serious TMNT movie. It's the only way the general populace will understand that the Turtles can work without cowabunga and pizza.

[superstaff]

Let me tell you a tale, Coola.

More than a decade ago, I went into my dad's room, and saw him watching Resident Evil 3. He looked bored, maybe a little confused too. I told him "Hey, you know, this is the third movie in that series. Maybe you'll understand better if you saw the other two." He shrugged, and said he didn't give a crap about any story. He just wanted to see the explosions and zombies get killed. I'm not even exaggerating. He really did say that all that mattered was the explosions and kills.

I think that encounter gave me a huge insight on how normies view movies. They don't care about continuity, story, characters, etc. All that matters is that their basest needs are met. In the case of Rescue Rangers, all they want is to see the Rescue Rangers on their screen again. They don't care about any of the details. It's just about satisfying their need to 're-live their childhood again'. That's it. I think flashing the Rescue Rangers symbol on a screen for two hours would probably satisfy them, well, as long as there's hype and maybe potential watercooler talk about said symbol flashing on a screen for two hours.

[Sumac]

I always thought being a normie is liking show for certain qualities, not just for logotype alone.

[superstaff]

I always thought being a normie is liking show for certain qualities, not just for logotype alone.

I'm being hyperbolic, of course. But brand loyalty is a thing.

They are stirred more by the imagery of something (or the idea of it) rather than digging further into something, and understand why they enjoy it. Thus seeing Chip and Dale on their screen is enough. It doesn't matter that the voices are different or that this movie's plot lacks everything that made the original enjoyable.

Chip and Dale = Childhood Show = "I clapped because I recognize it!" = (Shallow) Happiness/Satisfaction

[Coola Yagami]

Kinda like the amount of people here (unless they were all plants) that were clamoring for the BayTurtles when anyone that was ever an actual fan knew that **** was gonna be dead on arrival.

[cammy85]

Oh, definitely.

I mean, I've seen normies say they're excited for it on other platforms online, but these seem to be the types that would probably clap like seals just staring at the Rescue Rangers symbol on screen for two hours.



It seems like a detestable movie. It has all the worst aspects of modern day movies: nonsensical writing, horrible 'fanservice', annoying 'comedy', detestable d-bag characters, empty virtue signaling (apparently based on the leaks), and so on. If this thing gets certified fresh or whatever online, I'm just done with humanity, because all hope that people can recognize quality over garbage will be immediately destroyed for me.

It's basically just rehashing the whole "old characters in the modern/real world" trope seen in Rocky and Bullwinkle, Tom and Jerry (both movies!!), Christopher Robin, and I know others as well. Some worked, some didn't. I mean, I'll still watch this; but my expectations aren't high.

[Coola Yagami]

It's basically just rehashing the whole "old characters in the modern/real world" trope seen in Rocky and Bullwinkle, Tom and Jerry (both movies!!), Christopher Robin, and I know others as well. Some worked, some didn't. I mean, I'll still watch this; but my expectations aren't high.

But those characters are the characters though (some are slightly different or modern takes but still the characters), with this one they're making it like Chip and Dale aren't real, but actors only pretending to be the guys we used to watch on TV.

[superstaff]

But those characters are the characters though (some are slightly different or modern takes but still the characters), with this one they're making it like Chip and Dale aren't real, but actors only pretending to be the guys we used to watch on TV.

Exactly.

And I'd argue that this makes it much worse than the other 'CGI animals annoying the human protag' movies.

[Leo656]

Let me tell you a tale, Coola.

More than a decade ago, I went into my dad's room, and saw him watching Resident Evil 3. He looked bored, maybe a little confused too. I told him "Hey, you know, this is the third movie in that series. Maybe you'll understand better if you saw the other two." He shrugged, and said he didn't give a crap about any story. He just wanted to see the explosions and zombies get killed. I'm not even exaggerating. He really did say that all that mattered was the explosions and kills.

I think that encounter gave me a huge insight on how normies view movies. They don't care about continuity, story, characters, etc. All that matters is that their basest needs are met.

Yeah, this is my in-laws, pretty much. They watch just about anything and everything, if it's part of a series and out of order they just roll with it, even though I can always hear them muttering about things they don't understand. "Wait, which Batman is this, now? Wait, I thought he fought the Joker already in the other movie? Wait, this is a whole other SERIES? Why do they do that, why don't they just keep the same story and just change the actor? Why do I gotta pretend I didn't watch something I just watched?" And so on.

But regardless of confusion, they think everything is "great", unless it's boring. Like, they love the Transformers movies because lots of stuff blows up, even though the story is absolute nonsense. They can watch them in any order because the plot literally does not matter at all.

Batman v Superman, on the other hand, had my wife's Dad cursing at the screen during the opening credits, because they took too long. :lol: And he's a guy who gets up to piss and meander frequently, which you really can't do with that movie because you really have to pay attention, so every time he sat back down he'd be confused and we'd have to rewind it. If something blew up, he sat still, but otherwise, he was antsy. And afterwards, he had nothing to say about it. He liked "Man of Steel" but he'd completely forgotten about it by the time he watched BvS. So right from the jump he was confused as to how Christian Bale somehow turned into Ben Affleck between movies. :lol:

But yeah, I think most "casual viewers" are like your Dad, and my in-laws. They're not even really paying attention, they're just killing time and trying not to be bored. Me, I like an immersive experience over all else. But most people seem wired differently.
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As for this movie, with every commercial it looks like one of the worst things I've ever seen. For some reason, my wife agrees yet wants to watch it anyway. I managed to put off Tom & Jerry long enough for her to forget about it, so I'm hoping she'll forget about this one, too.

We'd need an extended sequence of Gadget in a bikini for me to even THINK about watching this movie, and even then, I'd still probably just Google that one clip and skip the rest.

[Sumac]

For me brand loyalty is a loyalty to certain ideas in the brand, not just name alone.
But something tells me, a lot of people disagree with it.

[superstaff]

But yeah, I think most "casual viewers" are like your Dad, and my in-laws. They're not even really paying attention, they're just killing time and trying not to be bored. Me, I like an immersive experience over all else. But most people seem wired differently.

Mhm. Yep. They treat media like a means to kill time, and to relive memories in the case of trash like this new movie. They don't care about the details. Hell, they don't seem to really think about the media they consume afterwards either, they just go off about their day. I also prefer an immersive experience, and stuff like likable characters, good story, etc.

[Coola Yagami]

For me brand loyalty is a loyalty to certain ideas in the brand, not just name alone.
But something tells me, a lot of people disagree with it.

Nowadays it's like, why be loyal to a brand that's not loyal to you anymore? It seems most of the franchises nowadays just don't want you. They want to cater exclusively to the woke weirdos crowd and you are no longer welcome. But um...keep giving us your money though

[superstaff]

Nowadays it's like, why be loyal to a brand that's not loyal to you anymore? It seems most of the franchises nowadays just don't want you. They want to cater exclusively to the woke weirdos crowd and you are no longer welcome. But um...keep giving us your money though

Yeah, basically. They want the woke weirdos, and also the normies who don't care either way because they'll consume anything as long as there's 'buzz' and nostalgia around it.

[Coola Yagami]

Yeah, basically. They want the woke weirdos, and also the normies who don't care either way because they'll consume anything as long as there's 'buzz' and nostalgia around it.

They're the only ones stupid enough to say 'this is not for you' then blame you anyways when it bombs. See the recent Charlie Angels movie bomb.

[oldmanwinters]

We'd need an extended sequence of Gadget in a bikini for me to even THINK about watching this movie, and even then, I'd still probably just Google that one clip and skip the rest.

:teek:

Apparently, "Foxglove" has her fanbase online. That is one episode I don't even remember as it didn't make the first DVD releases. Maybe I'll finally check it out on BluRay.

I was a bit confused why they brought Foxglove back for the Boom! comics (really good for an 8-issue run), but I'll be curious if they throw the internet fandom a bone in this movie.

[oldmanwinters]

Guess this clip confirms the "chipmunk voices" are part of their act:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZuH4iwJR6s

Sounds like Tress Macneille is back as Gadget, at least:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W18AD6Eq14s

[superstaff]

Guess this clip confirms the "chipmunk voices" are part of their act:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZuH4iwJR6s

Sounds like Tress Macneille is back as Gadget, at least:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W18AD6Eq14s

The more I see of this movie, the more my blood boils. Holy crap.

Also, it sounds like MacNeille, but damn... Gadget sounds like she's 70 years old.

[oldmanwinters]

Also, it sounds like MacNeille, but damn... Gadget sounds like she's 70 years old.

Well... yeah. Because... real life?

[superstaff]

Well... yeah. Because... real life?

But Gadget shouldn't sound like that?

Why does she get her original voice, but the other Rescue Rangers don't?

[ranger_scout]

Lately on social media, I have been seeing new clips have been showing that Monterey Jack has been kidnapped and it‘s up to Chip and Dale to solve this case of why he went missing. So, they are making the strongest member of the team the damsel in the distress, which is quite a change.

This review also says that Tress MacNeille is indeed reprising her role as Gadget. So, I guess that’s one good thing to look forward to if I decide to watch it. However, it doesn’t seem like her part is going to be that big.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-reviews/chip-n-dale-rescue-rangers-andy-samberg-1235147554/

[oldmanwinters]

Lately on social media, I have been seeing new clips have been showing that Monterey Jack has been kidnapped and it‘s up to Chip and Dale to solve this case of why he went missing. So, they are making the strongest member of the team the damsel in the distress, which is quite a change.

Eh, it happened to him back in the day:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/partyhare/3473858069

[Vicky82]

There seem to be positive reviews.

Even though I loved the Rescue Rangers when I was a kid' this doesn't appeal to me but I'm still going to give it chance, I have Disney Plus anyway.

[Jester]

In an addition to the "Who is this for?" discussion I give you the unedited lyrics for the song that plays in all the promos:
Best Friend / Saweetie
That my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Got her own money, she 'on't need no nig'
On the dance floor, she had two-three drinks
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in
That's my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Drive her own car, she 'on't need no Lyft
In the strip club, know my girl gon' tip
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in

Beep-beep, is that my bestie in a Tessie?
Fresh blow out, skin on tan, ooh, she ready
Bitch, you look goodt, with a T at the end
I'ma hype her every time, that my mother****in' friend
She been down since the jellies and the Volvos
Got me steppin' out that Jeep, got Manolo's
When we pull up to the scene, they be filled with jealousy
If a bitch get finicky, she gon' bring that energy (pop-pop-pop)
I hit her phone with the tea, like, "Bitch, guess what?"
All the rich ass boys wanna **** on us
All this ass sittin' up, you can look, don't touch
In our bag, bust some bands every time we link up

That my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Got her own money, she 'on't need no nig'
On the dance floor, she had two, three drinks
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in
That's my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Drive her own car, she 'on't need no Lyft
In the strip club, know my girl gon' tip
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in

That my best friend, if you need a freak
I ain't dumb, but mother****er, she my Tweedledee
If she ride for me (ride), she 'on't need a key
If you sideways, she'll straighten you if need to be
And she so bad that I just can't take that bitch nowhere
She off her fifth shot, said, "Mmm-mmm, don't go there"
Bitch, break her back, she protect and attack
Get that strap like them buckle, foot on neck, give no air
Whole world wanna be us
And my main bitch, she my day-one
On my way, bitch, let you get drunk
Let's celebrate 'cause we the baddest in the club

That my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Got her own money, she 'on't need no nig'
On the dance floor, she had two, three drinks
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in
That's my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Drive her own car, she 'on't need no Lyft
In the strip club, know my girl gon' tip
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in

Ha, best friend, you the baddest and you know it (you know)
Uh-oh, girl, I think our booty growin' (ayy-yeah)
**** it up in the mirror, hit them poses (pose)
Best friend, damn, you mother****in' glowin' (woo-woo)
Best friend, damn, your wrist look like it's frozen (it's frozen)
Uh-oh, girl, I think our booty growin' (uh-oh)
**** it up in the mirror, hit them poses (hit that pose)
Best friend, you my mother****in' soulmate

[Panda_Kahn_fan]

This really, really makes me ill.

Why oh why did ducktales/carl barks duck fans get their true-to -the-spirit of the original show/comics reboot, and we Rescue Rangers fans get this steaming pile of meta-trash that feels like a poor man's roger rabbit?

Ugh, I'm sticking to my dvds, and boom comics back issues.

[neatoman]

Like Don Rosa pointed out, Carl Barks' Donald Duck comics are amongst the most popular in the world and his characters had already been used by other comics and cartoons long before Ducktales. Rescue Rangers was the first time Chip and Dale were depicted in this way and wasn't nearly as influential as the Barks comics, meaning they are mostly depicted as the mischievous nut burglars from the theatrical cartoons. The reason for going in this particular direction seems to be an attempt to reconcile why Rescue Rangers is so drastically different from other versions of Chip and Dale, as Disney would reasonably think most people would expect them to be more like in the theatrical cartoons.

To simplify this, Carl Barks left a huge impact on the Donald Duck franchise, Rescue Rangers on the other hand didn't and can come across like a weird experiment from the 80's. That doesn't mean it deserves a weird meta comedy that comments on the show instead of just being like the show.

[superstaff]

To simplify this, Carl Barks left a huge impact on the Donald Duck franchise, Rescue Rangers on the other hand didn't and can come across like a weird experiment from the 80's. That doesn't mean it deserves a weird meta comedy that comments on the show instead of just being like the show.

I think DuckTales was just lucky it had a good remake. In fact, seems like a happy accident given how awful most of them are nowadays. Despite the excellent reception the 2017 series received, Disney still blocked that team from getting a fourth season or working on other Disney Afternoon related projects like Darkwing Duck or the trash Rescue Rangers movie.

Though it looks like this Rescue Rangers movie is going to do well. It's got a 85% on RT, and people are creaming themselves on Twitter over the My Little Ponies showing up. The studios are at fault, yes, but people keep watching and paying for these horrible shows and movies. So. Yeah. These studios know they can put out crap, and still make huge profits on them.

[Panda_Kahn_fan]

Like Don Rosa pointed out, Carl Barks' Donald Duck comics are amongst the most popular in the world and his characters had already been used by other comics and cartoons long before Ducktales. Rescue Rangers was the first time Chip and Dale were depicted in this way and wasn't nearly as influential as the Barks comics, meaning they are mostly depicted as the mischievous nut burglars from the theatrical cartoons. The reason for going in this particular direction seems to be an attempt to reconcile why Rescue Rangers is so drastically different from other versions of Chip and Dale, as Disney would reasonably think most people would expect them to be more like in the theatrical cartoons.

To simplify this, Carl Barks left a huge impact on the Donald Duck franchise, Rescue Rangers on the other hand didn't and can come across like a weird experiment from the 80's. That doesn't mean it deserves a weird meta comedy that comments on the show instead of just being like the show.

Oh, I'm well aware of the impact and legacy of the Carl Barks and Don Rosa duck universe. The old castle's secret, Lost in the Andes, the life of Scrooge McDuck, and Return to Plain Awful are among my favorite Disney comic stories. But even though it doesn't have the legacy and pedigree ducktales has, I feel that rescue Rangers still deserved a better adaptation/reboot.

[drgon78]

The new Ducktales was very lucky it turned out good at all, if it was made just a few years later it would have been garbage.

[oldmanwinters]

In an addition to the "Who is this for?" discussion I give you the unedited lyrics for the song that plays in all the promos:
Best Friend / Saweetie
That my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Got her own money, she 'on't need no nig'
On the dance floor, she had two-three drinks
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in
That's my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Drive her own car, she 'on't need no Lyft
In the strip club, know my girl gon' tip
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in

Beep-beep, is that my bestie in a Tessie?
Fresh blow out, skin on tan, ooh, she ready
Bitch, you look goodt, with a T at the end
I'ma hype her every time, that my mother****in' friend
She been down since the jellies and the Volvos
Got me steppin' out that Jeep, got Manolo's
When we pull up to the scene, they be filled with jealousy
If a bitch get finicky, she gon' bring that energy (pop-pop-pop)
I hit her phone with the tea, like, "Bitch, guess what?"
All the rich ass boys wanna **** on us
All this ass sittin' up, you can look, don't touch
In our bag, bust some bands every time we link up

That my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Got her own money, she 'on't need no nig'
On the dance floor, she had two, three drinks
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in
That's my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Drive her own car, she 'on't need no Lyft
In the strip club, know my girl gon' tip
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in

That my best friend, if you need a freak
I ain't dumb, but mother****er, she my Tweedledee
If she ride for me (ride), she 'on't need a key
If you sideways, she'll straighten you if need to be
And she so bad that I just can't take that bitch nowhere
She off her fifth shot, said, "Mmm-mmm, don't go there"
Bitch, break her back, she protect and attack
Get that strap like them buckle, foot on neck, give no air
Whole world wanna be us
And my main bitch, she my day-one
On my way, bitch, let you get drunk
Let's celebrate 'cause we the baddest in the club

That my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Got her own money, she 'on't need no nig'
On the dance floor, she had two, three drinks
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in
That's my best friend, she a real bad bitch
Drive her own car, she 'on't need no Lyft
In the strip club, know my girl gon' tip
Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in

Ha, best friend, you the baddest and you know it (you know)
Uh-oh, girl, I think our booty growin' (ayy-yeah)
**** it up in the mirror, hit them poses (pose)
Best friend, damn, you mother****in' glowin' (woo-woo)
Best friend, damn, your wrist look like it's frozen (it's frozen)
Uh-oh, girl, I think our booty growin' (uh-oh)
**** it up in the mirror, hit them poses (hit that pose)
Best friend, you my mother****in' soulmate

Typical Hollywood Think: If the first line of a song vaguely fits the theme we want to convey in the trailer, we are TOTALLY using it.

[Jester]

Typical Hollywood Think: If the first line of a song vaguely fits the theme we want to convey in the trailer, we are TOTALLY using it.
Or in this case the first half of the first line...

[superstaff]

Food for thought.

But why do the writers portray Chip and Dale as 'has-beens' who haven't worked since Rescue Rangers when they're both still popular Disney characters? They've been shown in cartoons, at the parks, etc. They are not goddamn 'has-beens'!

[TigerClaw]

So this movie features a cameo of Sonic's original movie design called Ugly Sonic.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTLvAjKWIAEu75E?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTLvA0FWUAA1dHg?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTL0vMjWYAEHcTo?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTL0vfdWAAYXHqD?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTL0vwFXsAAEpcV?format=jpg&name=medium

[neatoman]

So this movie features a cameo of Sonic's original movie design called Ugly Sonic.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTLvAjKWIAEu75E?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTLvA0FWUAA1dHg?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTL0vMjWYAEHcTo?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTL0vfdWAAYXHqD?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTL0vwFXsAAEpcV?format=jpg&name=medium

Why would they get this thing? The actual movie fixed the design.

[ZariusTwo]

Why would they get this thing? The actual movie fixed the design.

It's played for laughs. I've seen the clips, it's hilarious. Makes him a bit iconic now because they're embracing the notoriety.

Oh, and about Gadget

She's a happily married woman. She f*cked Zipper and they have 42 kids

[neatoman]

Sounds like he's pretty damn fly then.

[oldmanwinters]

So this movie features a cameo of Sonic's original movie design called Ugly Sonic.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTLvAjKWIAEu75E?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTLvA0FWUAA1dHg?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTL0vMjWYAEHcTo?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTL0vfdWAAYXHqD?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTL0vwFXsAAEpcV?format=jpg&name=medium

Somehow, I was actually more surprised to see a fully on-model Tigra from the 1990s Avengers: United They Stand cartoon (to this day, I've never seen an episode of that show, even though it is available digitally). I'm assuming Disney fully own the rights to the toon, but I am curious what sort of legal hoops they had to jump through to use THAT version of Blue Boy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGjs1DOF2Hs

[Jester]

I came here just to talk about ugly Sonic. I haven't quite finished the movie yet and it's alright I guess, but what really got me laughing was ugly Sonic. I could not stop laughing at ugly Sonic.

[sdp]

Who is this movie made for?
Kids who have never watched the original show, that's the target audience and who they want to watch their funny movie. It's also written so adults and casual fans of the show or those who remember it can laugh at the concept of reboots and whatnot.
The movie is not for hardcore fans of the cartoon who wanted a "serious/real" movie because let's face it, that audience is too small. It would've bombed and it would've been criticized for not being good since let's face it it would've been bad because Hollywood.

This is the best alternative, all clips look funny.

[ZariusTwo]

I've watched most of it and yes, the internet got their t*its in a flap over nothing. It's not as crazy as I thought it would be, but it's neither cynical or even woke.

[neatoman]

Avengers: United They Stand?

That's uh... Interesting? Seeing the clip, I now understand why they went with the scrapped trailer design for Sonic but seeing Tigra from AUTS raises more questions. Why that particular version? Yeah, it's one of the more embarrassing Marvel cartoons but I don't think it has the meme status of Ugly Sonic. Why not the 60's attempt at an avengers cartoon that just looks like comic book pages with lip flaps? Is it because Tigra's own show got scrapped a while back?

[Leofan26]

It's played for laughs. I've seen the clips, it's hilarious. Makes him a bit iconic now because they're embracing the notoriety.

Oh, and about Gadget

She's a happily married woman. She f*cked Zipper and they have 42 kids

If this is true that’s a big F U to the fandom, as a fan of the series I was already horrified by them making the characters CGI instead of just using 2D animation.

I hated that they we’re making the pilot for the movie instead of new material since the series ended. Than we got this trash instead.

Russia got Disney cut off from them and they are the cult loving Gadget fandom mentioned in Wiki they’d bomb Hollywood for this garbage.

I wonder if the fandom will write hate mail to the idiots who wrote this?

I’m great full FoxGlove wasn’t in this mix.

[ZariusTwo]

If this is true that’s a big F U to the fandom

It's handled pretty tastefully and is a very sweet thing. It's hard to get mad at it because they're such wholesome characters and remain that way.

The only downside is, besides Monty being a victim, Gadget doesn't do anything in the film other than fly Dale to where he needs to be and banter a bit with him. She has a great deal of chemistry with him too, it makes me wonder if the Zipper relationship was necccersary when they could have just revealed she and Dale were married.

as a fan of the series I was already horrified by them making the characters CGI instead of just using 2D animation.

There's a good mix of 3D and 2D animation as well as live action, the 2D stuff leaves a little to be desired but the CGI is made to look bad completely on purpose. The whole story is about how the animation is twisted for dirty profit.

[Jester]

I was surprised to see Randy Marsh as a background character.

[oldmanwinters]

Oh, and about Gadget

She's a happily married woman. She f*cked Zipper and they have 42 kids

Heck, I'm just glad she's not lesbian... or something even further beyond.

[neatoman]

I was surprised to see Randy Marsh as a background character.

Do Chip and Dale smoke Tegridy Weed?

[ZariusTwo]

Something more noteworthy

Batman makes his Disney debut in this

[superstaff]

Oh. It has memes and random cartoon cameos. Of course people love it. :ohwell:

[ZariusTwo]

Oh. It has memes and random cartoon cameos. Of course people love it. :ohwell:

No, it's also actually a pretty good movie with some degree of heart to it.

Not everything is an agenda to destroy your childhood or your entertainment. Sometimes a movie can just be a good time.

[superstaff]

No, it's also actually a pretty good movie with some degree of heart to it.

Not everything is an agenda to destroy your childhood or your entertainment. Sometimes a movie can just be a good time.

Not everything is an agenda. I never said that?

But I have my doubts that this is good. It seems like most people are just dazzled by the brand name characters and memes littered throughout the movie. "Wow, it has the My Little Ponies! It has Randy Marsh! IT HAS UGLY SONIKKUUUUUUU!!!!!" It's basically like the MCU, particularly No Way Home. People don't care about the story or whether the characters are actually well written, it's just enough to see Tobey Maguire go "Oof hurt my back, guyz".

[Leo656]

Not gonna lie, movie looks like straight trash but I'm morbidly curious about the MLP cameos. :lol: I'm weak sometimes.

But yeah everything I've seen/read makes it look like one of those movies that would give me a stroke.

[ZariusTwo]

But I have my doubts that this is good.

Doubt away. I'm telling you it is, you don't have to believe that, but it's my opinion.

It seems like most people are just dazzled by the brand name characters and memes littered throughout the movie. "Wow, it has the My Little Ponies! It has Randy Marsh! IT HAS UGLY SONIKKUUUUUUU!!!!!" It's basically like the MCU, particularly No Way Home. People don't care about the story or whether the characters are actually well written, it's just enough to see Tobey Maguire go "Oof hurt my back, guyz".

Yes, that's called 'simply having fun'

Which of course is a crime on the conservative-ran internet nowadays.

According to those people, nobody can amuse themselves without being accused of being a mindless consumer for the 'almighty machine'

I think a lot of Marvel movies deserve scorn, and I'm very happy more and more people are waking up to how terrible they are, mostly for the same reasons they cite, they don't care about the story...but there's never a story with them, never a point.

But films like this, much like Sonic, much like No Way Home, are perfectly fine, they have heart, they have likeable characters, they have hero's journeys, and in this film's case, there is commentary on how depending on your IPs can lead ultimately to them being twisted to the point they are beyond recognition. It's relevant sarcasm and I assure you it's gone over nobody's heads.

This film is what Space Jam 2 should have been, and the fact that Matt and Trey OK'd Randy to be in this movie shows they believe more in this film's heart, story and message, and this demonstrates that.

[Leofan26]

Doubt away. I'm telling you it is, you don't have to believe that, but it's my opinion.



Yes, that's called 'simply having fun'

Which of course is a crime on the conservative-ran internet nowadays.

According to those people, nobody can amuse themselves without being accused of being a mindless consumer for the 'almighty machine'

I think a lot of Marvel movies deserve scorn, and I'm very happy more and more people are waking up to how terrible they are, mostly for the same reasons they cite, they don't care about the story...but there's never a story with them, never a point.

But films like this, much like Sonic, much like No Way Home, are perfectly fine, they have heart, they have likeable characters, they have hero's journeys, and in this film's case, there is commentary on how depending on your IPs can lead ultimately to them being twisted to the point they are beyond recognition. It's relevant sarcasm and I assure you it's gone over nobody's heads.

This film is what Space Jam 2 should have been, and the fact that Matt and Trey OK'd Randy to be in this movie shows they believe more in this film's heart, story and message, and this demonstrates that.

Their ok with Gadjet and zipper being a thing? Barf.

That's my issue with this thing and her not doing much.

You'd think since Disney is in this girl power kick that she'd get a good portion of the flick.

She's got pants and everything which is required.

[Leofan26]

It's handled pretty tastefully and is a very sweet thing. It's hard to get mad at it because they're such wholesome characters and remain that way.

The only downside is, besides Monty being a victim, Gadget doesn't do anything in the film other than fly Dale to where he needs to be and banter a bit with him. She has a great deal of chemistry with him too, it makes me wonder if the Zipper relationship was necccersary when they could have just revealed she and Dale were married.



There's a good mix of 3D and 2D animation as well as live action, the 2D stuff leaves a little to be desired but the CGI is made to look bad completely on purpose. The whole story is about how the animation is twisted for dirty profit.
HA That's funny, I remember a time when the fans had shippers War between Gasket + Chip vs Gadjet + Dale.

Would have been funny if the later happened.

[Allio]

Weirdly enough where the movie falls can be explained in the movie through Sonic. Just because you are in on the joke doesn’t make it better when you do the thing. Just like in horror movies when they say something like “Have you never a horror movie before” and proceed to do the thing anyways isn’t really witty.

Also film is inconsistent.

Cgi surgery is a thing, but Lumiere is 2D. So is there like two Sonics in this world? You would think Ugly sonic would have gotten surgery to become new sonic. Considering how many characters don’t age it seems weird Peter is the only one that does.

[Coola Yagami]

Doubt away. I'm telling you it is, you don't have to believe that, but it's my opinion.



Yes, that's called 'simply having fun'

Which of course is a crime on the conservative-ran internet nowadays.

According to those people, nobody can amuse themselves without being accused of being a mindless consumer for the 'almighty machine'

I think a lot of Marvel movies deserve scorn, and I'm very happy more and more people are waking up to how terrible they are, mostly for the same reasons they cite, they don't care about the story...but there's never a story with them, never a point.

But films like this, much like Sonic, much like No Way Home, are perfectly fine, they have heart, they have likeable characters, they have hero's journeys, and in this film's case, there is commentary on how depending on your IPs can lead ultimately to them being twisted to the point they are beyond recognition. It's relevant sarcasm and I assure you it's gone over nobody's heads.

This film is what Space Jam 2 should have been, and the fact that Matt and Trey OK'd Randy to be in this movie shows they believe more in this film's heart, story and message, and this demonstrates that.

Still sounds like cash grab and pander-fest.

Like, it coulda been...you know.... A Rescue Rangers movie. Or Roger Rabbit 2 to be honest.

I know people like to compare it to Spiderman, but it was still a Spider-Man movie. It wasn't about Spider-Man running around all the Disney properties with a keyblade.

[sdp]

If boomers had had internet they would've melted down just as much over Space Ghost being treated so poorly in Coast 2 Coast and how they should've used a new character

[Allio]

Honestly as a kid I didn’t care much for coast 2 coast. Guess I wasn’t really into that whole talk show.

[superstaff]

Yes, that's called 'simply having fun'

Which of course is a crime on the conservative-ran internet nowadays.


Cool. Thanks for assuming my political affiliations. Funny how guys like you, on both sides of the delightful spectrum, accuse me of dragging in politics when you're the ones flinging accusations. I don't dislike this movie due to its politics, it looks like a braindead trash comedy full of memes. I honestly have a hard time believing this movie is legitimately 'sweet and heart warming' too.

Also, you can have fun without having to turn your brain off. Lots of people don't seem to understand that nowadays.

[Sumac]

Which of course is a crime on the conservative-ran internet nowadays.
wut?
Where's that mystery land you speak of, mate?

[Anarchistguy]

Their ok with Gadjet and zipper being a thing? Barf.

That's my issue with this thing and her not doing much.

You'd think since Disney is in this girl power kick that she'd get a good portion of the flick.

She's got pants and everything which is required.

Waitwaitwaitwait...Gadget and Zipper? Really??

[superstaff]

Waitwaitwaitwait...Gadget and Zipper? Really??

Yes.

I watched the first 32 minutes of this trash pile because I hate myself. Gadget and Zipper flirt briefly at the beginning of the movie, then later on, it's revealed they got married and had several half-mouse, half-fly abominations.

So funny. :trolleye:

[Leo656]

Sheeeeeeiiiiiit, if Gadget likes playing with Zippers so much she can come over and play with mine! :lol::lol::lol:

.......I'll see myself out.

No but seriously that was too good of a layup to waste.:trazz:

[Jester]

Not everything is an agenda. I never said that?

But I have my doubts that this is good. It seems like most people are just dazzled by the brand name characters and memes littered throughout the movie. "Wow, it has the My Little Ponies! It has Randy Marsh! IT HAS UGLY SONIKKUUUUUUU!!!!!" It's basically like the MCU, particularly No Way Home. People don't care about the story or whether the characters are actually well written, it's just enough to see Tobey Maguire go "Oof hurt my back, guyz".
Hey! I feel personally attacked. ;) Ugly Sonic caught me completely off guard and made me laugh harder than it should have.

Weirdly enough where the movie falls can be explained in the movie through Sonic. Just because you are in on the joke doesn’t make it better when you do the thing. Just like in horror movies when they say something like “Have you never a horror movie before” and proceed to do the thing anyways isn’t really witty.

Also film is inconsistent.

Cgi surgery is a thing, but Lumiere is 2D. So is there like two Sonics in this world? You would think Ugly sonic would have gotten surgery to become new sonic. Considering how many characters don’t age it seems weird Peter is the only one that does.
I'll give you that. Lumiere is 2D but Baloo and Pumbaa are CG upgrades (and Pumbaa was only done that way for a throwaway gag) but I was surprised by how much I did like the movie. Not great, but not as painful as I was expecting. I'll admit I was wrong.

I'm kinda surprised the song in all the promos wasn't in the actual film. Wish the other Rangers were in this movie more and feel it missed out not referencing the 50s era Chip 'n Dale instead making them kids in the early 80s.

[Anarchistguy]

Yes.

I watched the first 32 minutes of this trash pile because I hate myself. Gadget and Zipper flirt briefly at the beginning of the movie, then later on, it's revealed they got married and had several half-mouse, half-fly abominations.

So funny. :trolleye:

My goodness!!! I can't believe they actually went there!

[ZariusTwo]

Yes.

I watched the first 32 minutes of this trash pile because I hate myself. Gadget and Zipper flirt briefly at the beginning of the movie, then later on, it's revealed they got married and had several half-mouse, half-fly abominations

Rofl, the kids were cute and the relationship was treated well. Stop trying to be so 'edgy' about it.

[oldmanwinters]

Rofl, the kids were cute

Uuuhhh....

I don't know if I'd use that term for it. :tlol:

[ZariusTwo]

Hey! I feel personally attacked. ;) Ugly Sonic caught me completely off guard and made me laugh harder than it should have.

Glad it had that effect on you. I loved it too, even though I did think three cameo scenes took away from other things, including agency for the remaining Rescue Rangers.

Life through the filter of these cynical losers is so relentlessly hostile and negative towards anything in entertainment these days that it becomes impossible to take any of it seriously. At one time, they had a point, but now all they do is grift for outrage dollars or listen to so much of this crap that the simplest things like harmless deep cut humour or satirical commentary just offends them as much as 'woke' s*it. They think everything is an attack on them and their place in the world. For f*ck's sake go outside.

To reward the machine/the mouse is such an affront to them. They can't stand people having fun with these movies, it's pathetic.

Uuuhhh....

I don't know if I'd use that term for it. :tlol:

What I saw with my own two eyes weren't 'abominations' and weren't acknowledged as such. Again, this is just cynical 'grown-ass' adults being grossed out unnecessarily because some iconic mouse from a kids show didn't f*ck their favourite Chipmunk of preference. Priorities people.

[Jester]

But wasn't part of the joke about Gadget and Zipper's kids that they were abomination? Chip seemed freaked out by them.

[ZariusTwo]

But wasn't part of the joke about Gadget and Zipper's kids that they were abomination? Chip seemed freaked out by them.

OK, just rewatched that scene....Chip isn't 'freaked' out, what are you talking about? He makes mention of some of the kids having their dad and mom's features and calls them 'cute', he isnt taking issue with it at all. Some of you are just making up stuff to complain about now. Dale doesn't question it either.

[Sumac]

It seems a lot of people like it.
Well, if I was more gentle, I'd said that it their right and different strokes for different folks and all that, but...as a BIG fan of an original series, I can't help, but being angry that this **** exploits something I held dear to my heart without making any attempt to reinstall its former glory and atmosphere.
**** you, Rogen.

[ZariusTwo]

It seems a lot of people like it.
Well, if I was more gentle, I'd said that it their right and different strokes for different folks and all that, but...as a BIG fan of an original series, I can't help, but being angry that this **** exploits something I held dear to my heart without making any attempt to reinstall its former glory and atmosphere.
**** you, Rogen.

I'm a Rescue Rangers fan the same as you and I didn't feel it was exploited, it was a great detective story so I didn't think it lacked atmosphere.

The only thing I'm disappointed in is it's more or less just a Chip'N'Dale movie and not a Rescue Rangers movie. It's a misleading title because it's more about brand relevancy than the group.

[superstaff]

OK, just rewatched that scene....Chip isn't 'freaked' out, what are you talking about? He makes mention of some of the kids having their dad and mom's features and calls them 'cute', he isnt taking issue with it at all. Some of you are just making up stuff to complain about now. Dale doesn't question it either.

I never said he was freaked out. And you're right, he spoke about it endearingly. It's still meant to be a joke, and it's dumb. Awful, lowbrow stuff.

It seems a lot of people like it.
Well, if I was more gentle, I'd said that it their right and different strokes for different folks and all that, but...as a BIG fan of an original series, I can't help, but being angry that this **** exploits something I held dear to my heart without making any attempt to reinstall its former glory and atmosphere.
**** you, Rogen.

It's their right to enjoy stuff. Doesn't mean you and I need to. Honestly, it boggles my mind that people so easily fall for this stuff (falling for the emotionally manipulative prologue, loving it for having Sanic in it, nostalgia, etc). I'm not sure how much of a hand Rogen had in this since I haven't looked up the credits for this pile of-- I mean, feature film. But it really does reek of his work. This movie is held together by nostalgiabait, memes, and sex/drug/vulgar humor like this usual works are. I'd say that some of his movies are better than this one is, if he really did have a hand in this.

Welp. Expect more stuff like this from the upcoming Darkwing Duck and Ninja Turtles movies coming from Rogen's production company...

[ZariusTwo]

It's their right to enjoy stuff.

You say that, then immediately say this:

Honestly, it boggles my mind that people so easily fall for this stuff (falling for the emotionally manipulative prologue, loving it for having Sanic in it, nostalgia, etc)

Which is it? They have the right to enjoy it, but they're secretly being brainwashed? That they have the right to be gullible in your eyes? :ohwell:

Why does it always have to be 'oh the general public are soooooooooo stupid, not like us, we don't obey/consume, we're free of the matrix" with you people? You're not the resistance, you're not special, you're 40-odd year old nerds with entitlement issues and you're disillusioned that the world doesn't' quite function the same way it did in 1989.

LV0wTtiJygY


Just admit the film isn't for you, no need to make yourself feel superior to everyone else for not liking what they like. They're having a good time and you're wallowing in your misery, I'd say the advantage is theirs.

Expect more stuff like this from the upcoming Darkwing Duck and Ninja Turtles movies coming from Rogen's production company...

Good. If it's anything like this, we're in for a treat. Cope.

[Vicky82]

I watched it last night, and even though I wasn't sure about it at first, I actually enjoyed it.

[Sumac]

Good. If it's anything like this, we're in for a treat. Cope.
Ah, yes, post-modern Turtles...as, if everything done before didn't verge on the border of deconstruction.
Seethe, Zarius, seethe.

[ZariusTwo]

I never said he was freaked out. And you're right, he spoke about it endearingly. It's still meant to be a joke, and it's dumb. Awful, lowbrow stuff.


It's depicted as a loving, healthy relationship who everyone supports and the kids look great. There's nothing awful or lowbrow about it. Just you not being able to get over interspecies intercourse or perceiving it as a jab at Gadget/Chip/Dale 'shippers.

I might add that if Chip or Dale had sex with Gadget, guess what? That'd still be interspecies intercourse, and you'd be fine with it. But no, you're freaked out by the idea it was the fly. A bit discrematory wouldn't you say?

[superstaff]

Okay. I get it, you're angry that I dared to say mean things about a movie you liked.

You can stop making assumptions about me, and insulting me now. Really, someone disliking a movie you enjoyed isn't the end of the world, I can assure you.

(And weird you assume I care about shipping in Rescue Rangers, but then again, I think you're just having a little too much fun taking needlessly personal jabs at my character.)

[NinjaPug]

I kinda loved this movie. Best thing they've put on Disney Plus so far imo.

Yeah it's not a traditional Rescue Rangers movie based on the show but it's a cool idea that is well executed and funny. The Ugly Sonic, Fast & Furious Babies and Batman vs ET gags got me good.

[Coola Yagami]

Yeah it's not a traditional Rescue Rangers movie based on the show but it's a cool idea that is well executed and funny. The Ugly Sonic, Fast & Furious Babies and Batman vs ET gags got me good.

Shoulda just been Roger Rabbit 2 or something.

[Sumac]

Shoulda just been Roger Rabbit 2 or something.
I guess, Roger Rabbit is too high up to parasite on it as much as to make a whole sequel to it. Well, that and Hoskins is dead.

[Jester]

OK, just rewatched that scene....Chip isn't 'freaked' out, what are you talking about? He makes mention of some of the kids having their dad and mom's features and calls them 'cute', he isnt taking issue with it at all. Some of you are just making up stuff to complain about now. Dale doesn't question it either.

Chip saying, "Cute..." comes off as very sarcastic to me but I could be wrong.

[ZariusTwo]

Chip saying, "Cute..." comes off as very sarcastic to me but I could be wrong.

Chip has a 'chip' on his shoulder at this point in the film, he works in insurance, he lives alone with his dog, he doesn't have a wife or a family. Of course he's going to be sarcastic, but it's not because he's grossed out by the two having sex. He's responding in a 'oh good for you, but what have I got to show?" manner.

[Mayhem]

I do wonder if it was designed to piss off both Pro and Anti shippers heh. As a Neutral I’m still in wtf territory :P

[Sumac]

I do wonder if it was designed to piss off both Pro and Anti shippers heh. As a Neutral I’m still in wtf territory :P
I guess, they wanted it to be smart and funny. And anti-shippers, of course.
Do you think modern Holytrash writers gonna pander to fans who they hate for being "hateful nazis" and not so "progressive" as themselves? :lol:

[Andrew NDB]

I think the big fallacy here is to think even for a moment that this is somehow a love letter to the now-mid 30s, 40s fans of the original cartoon. It isn't. This is a proven IP they're taking out of the drawer because it worked once. A framework, they can then manipulate.

[ranger_scout]

Since I had the day off, I turned this on Friday morning before taking my mom to see Downton Abbey: A New Era. I was very skeptical about it because I just didn't think the title characters sounded right at all and I was disappointed that Jim Cummings didn't reprise the role of Monterey Jack nor did his predecessor Peter Cullen. The good news is that Jim did briefly reprise the role of Fat Cat along with a few of his other Disney characters like Pete, Pooh, Tigger, and Darkwing Duck. He even for a moment got to do his Shredder voice from the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series after serving as an alternate for the late James Avery. Corey Burton was also briefly involved with the film by doing Dale's high-pitched Chipmunk voice and Zipper's intelligible buzzes. Even though her part was small, by only appearing at the beginning and towards the end hearing Tress doing Gadget's voice again really took me back to my childhood. Eric Bana did fine as Monty and Zipper's new voice wasn't bad.

The film was actually pretty funny and clever. The origin story was very well-done and so are the references to pop culture. I also liked how poked fun at awful-looking CGI characters like the titular ones from Cats and Paramount's initial Sonic. This is the second time where Peter Pan is portrayed as a villain like he was on Once Upon a Time and he is ironically given a storyline that was kind of similar to his first voice actor, the late Bobby Driscoll. Overall, it was much better than I thought it would be and Paul Rudd's cameo was hilarious.

[Shark_Blade]

I’ve seen this 8 times already I’m obsessed.

I like that twist that neither Chip nor Dale was a love interest for Gadget.

[Sumac]

I am kid of paradoxically confused: absolutely most of my favorite franchises from my childhood had been butchered, tortured, defaced and mutilated.
It is really better to stick to the past in this case, than bathing in the piles of ****, that some people eat, because, they don't know better.

[ZariusTwo]

It is really better to stick to the past in this case, than bathing in the piles of ****, that some people eat, because, they don't know better.

:lol:

Grow up.

[oldmanwinters]

I do wonder if it was designed to piss off both Pro and Anti shippers heh. As a Neutral I’m still in wtf territory :P

Sh-Sh-Sh-Ship n' Dale = no chance!

[ranger_scout]

More fans have been noticing about the portrayal of Peter Pan is very disrespectful to his late voice actor Bobby Driscoll.

https://disneytips.com/dark-chip-n-dale-plot-line-lm1

[neatoman]

Since Randy is in this movies, does that mean Disney was cool with South Park showing Mickey Mouse ****ing a bat?

[Shark_Blade]

More fans have been noticing about the portrayal of Peter Pan is very disrespectful to his late voice actor Bobby Driscoll.

https://disneytips.com/dark-chip-n-dale-plot-line-lm1



People are reaching. Disney don’t owe him anything, it’s not a daily job nor was he fired. And Disney is not the only studio in existence to offer acting job.

I am kid of paradoxically confused: absolutely most of my favorite franchises from my childhood had been butchered, tortured, defaced and mutilated.
It is really better to stick to the past in this case, than bathing in the piles of ****, that some people eat, because, they don't know better.
The Drama Queen strikes back and no one cares. Cry harder.


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Nice compilation.

WRXMa6ImogA

I do wonder if it was designed to piss off both Pro and Anti shippers heh. As a Neutral I’m still in wtf territory :P
Same. But it’s so hilarious reading angry comments by the shippers. :tlol: See the outrage:

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[ranger_scout]

People are reaching. Disney don’t owe him anything, it’s not a daily job nor was he fired. And Disney is not the only studio in existence to offer acting job.




Have you heard Bobby Driscoll's story? It's quite sad.

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[Jester]

That's something that my wife and I discussed after watching part of it (boys had to go to bed. We'll finish tomorrow) was how this movie's Peter sadly mirrors Driscoll (whose first role was the little white boy in Song of the South.) I hope it was unintentional other wise yikes.

[Sumac]

Grow up.
As soon as you get a good taste, buddy.

The Drama Queen strikes back and no one cares. Cry harder.
Easy there, edgy boy, your Mom won't like to wash your mouth with a soap again. :lol:

[LeotheLateBloomer]

I’ve seen this 8 times already I’m obsessed.

No surprise here...

I showed a trailer to my friend and she was like "I ain't touching that. Disney's bankrupt for that." I love her already!

[Leo656]

Another movie for the "I will definitely never be bored enough to watch that" pile for me, personally.

I've got the cartoon on DVD; if I wanna watch Rescue Rangers I'll just... watch Rescue Rangers.

[Shark_Blade]

As soon as you get a good taste, buddy.


Easy there, edgy boy, your Mom won't like to wash your mouth with a soap again. :lol:Saw your mom bathe with the tears of your ruined childhood tho. :lol:

No surprise here...

I showed a trailer to my friend and she was like "I ain't touching that. Disney's bankrupt for that." I love her already!

Like flies flocking together, no surprise there. :D

[Leo656]

What kind of "grown-up" says that kinda sh*t with a straight face? Jesus. Take another long vacation, please.

[LeotheLateBloomer]

Like flies flocking together, no surprise there. :D

Well yes, flies are attracted to sh*t. Though you can relate.

[neatoman]

Why exactly does this movie pretend Rescue Rangers is the only thing Chip and Dale were in? I get that this particular story wouldn't work if the characters pre-date Rescue Rangers or kept showing up after it ended, and I get that Rescue Rangers may in fact be the most extensive piece of Chip and Dale media. However, this story is so weird and awkward it might as well have been scrapped for a better one, and if you're going to do this weird "cartoon characters are just actors" thing you might benefit from acknowledging the other Chip and Dale things out there.

[superstaff]

What kind of "grown-up" says that kinda sh*t with a straight face? Jesus. Take another long vacation, please.

Yeah, I don't get why these guys are being so immature and overly sensitive to criticism of this movie. Even the DCEU and MCU fanboys here aren't being so defensive over their fandoms, and they tend to be fanatical about those. I don't understand why this movie is being propped up like it's on par with other major film franchises.

Why exactly does this movie pretend Rescue Rangers is the only thing Chip and Dale were in? I get that this particular story wouldn't work if the characters pre-date Rescue Rangers or kept showing up after it ended, and I get that Rescue Rangers may in fact be the most extensive piece of Chip and Dale media. However, this story is so weird and awkward it might as well have been scrapped for a better one, and if you're going to do this weird "cartoon characters are just actors" thing you might benefit from acknowledging the other Chip and Dale things out there.

Yeah, I made this observation before the movie came out in this thread. It's very dumb, and just goes to show how short sighted the production staff for this movie were. This, and the Bobby Driscoll stuff.

[Shark_Blade]

What kind of "grown-up" says that kinda sh*t with a straight face? Jesus. Take another long vacation, please.
Maybe it’s time you take yours. You can help bathe sumac’s mom while you’re at it.

Well yes, flies are attracted to sh*t. Though you can relate.

So you admitted you’re a fly that’s attracted to sh*t. How perfect. :D

Dug yourself into a turd hole lol.

[superstaff]

Maybe it’s time you take yours. You can help bathe sumac’s mom while you’re at it.


So you admitted you’re a fly that’s attracted to sh*t. How perfect. :D

Dug yourself into a turd hole lol.

All this because...of a bad Chip and Dale movie. :oops:

[Leo656]

Maybe it’s time you take yours. You can help bathe sumac’s mom while you’re at it.


I don't even think his mom's still alive, we've never talked about it. And while we seem to have reached some level of understanding in recent times, I doubt we're at the level of comfort where he'd let me see his mother naked.

And I'm going nowhere, Sally. I'm a worldwide legend, you irrelevant goof. I run this f*cking place.

I mean, I don't own it. That's Krang's deal, still, far as I know. But as far as plebes like you are concerned, I'm the goddamn Pope of Chili Town.

Now be a good girl and go f*ck your ass.

All this because...of a bad Chip and Dale movie. :oops:

Yep. It boggles the mind.

But then anyone who's been here a while knows that Sh*t Blade is the Patron Saint of Bad Opinions. Some people stumble upon bad opinions by accident but this one subscribes to them as a rule. It's uncanny. Whatever "taste" can be defined as, they've got the opposite.

[Shark_Blade]

All this because...of a bad Chip and Dale movie. :oops:All this and you’re still not interesting. More like superboring.

I don't even think his mom's still alive, we've never talked about it. And while we seem to have reached some level of understanding in recent times, I doubt we're at the level of comfort where he'd let me see his mother naked.

And I'm going nowhere, Sally. I'm a worldwide legend, you irrelevant goof. I run this f*cking place.

I mean, I don't own it. That's Krang's deal, still, far as I know. But as far as plebes like you are concerned, I'm the goddamn Pope of Chili Town.

Now be a good girl and go f*ck your ass.
Yeah you’re a “legend” alright, beat that chest real hard like a gorilla!!! LMFAOO

[superstaff]

All this and you’re still not interesting.


Right. I'm not interesting because I don't bleat out elementary school yard tier insults in all of my posts. :lol: My bad. I'll go polish up on my fan trash talking, and get back to you sometime.

[Leo656]

Yeah you’re a “legend” alright, beat that chest real hard like a gorilla!!! LMFAOO

I'm not taking orders from a spastic with a f*cking Shadow the Hedgehog avatar.

That right there by itself might as well be a name tag that says "Hi, My Name Is Edgelord McDumbF*ck". :lol:

[Shark_Blade]

Right. I'm not interesting because I don't bleat out elementary school yard tier insults in all of my posts. :lol: My bad. I'll go polish up on my fan trash talking, and get back to you sometime.
Don’t hit yourself on the way out. ;)
I'm not taking orders from a spastic with a f*cking Shadow the Hedgehog avatar.

That right there by itself might as well be a name tag that says "Hi, My Name Is Edgelord McDumbF*ck". :lol:
You’re stressing yourself too much. An avatar is an avatar.
Like yours of some chunky dude with long girly hair.

[Leo656]

That's Kevin F*cking Nash, aka Super-Shredder and probably your real Dad, you goof. Do you even Ninja Turtles, bro?

Yeah, he's "chunky" alright. :lol:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuJGkSSIAAA1ful.jpg:large

You're just mad because me an' him are "good buddies" and he doesn't know you exist. That's okay, I'd be sad too.
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Your f*cking ass hurts. Lie down before you fall down.

[superstaff]

That's Kevin F*cking Nash, aka Super-Shredder and probably your real Dad, you goof. Do you even Ninja Turtles, bro?


I know nearly nothing about wrestling.

But even I know that's Kevin Nash, aka Super Shredder, and not someone to mock like he did. :lol: Holy Christ, lol.

[Leo656]

How anyone could not recognize Bass F*cking Armstrong from "DOA: Dead or Alive" or The Russian from "The Punisher" is beyond me, unless that person is a complete and total lunchpail.

...or "Magic Mike" if you're a woman, or gay. I'm neither, so... I haven't seen Magic Mike. But he was in that, too! :lol:

It was an honor to share a locker room and dinner table with the man the few times I was so blessed. He said my wrestling was "good", he laughed at my dumb jokes, and he totally blew off Intermission and a bunch of Polaroid money to hang out in the back with me and tell me stories about getting food poisoning while making DOA and how Jamie Pressley is "pretty f*cking hot". He also told me how much he gets paid in residuals from the Super-Shredder gig and I nearly pissed my pants.

He also saved me and my tag partner from a beating from another 7-foot dude called Snitsky, but... y'know, that was scripted. :trazz: All the other stuff was just because he likes me in real life, for whatever reason. Bless him.

[superstaff]

...or "Magic Mike" if you're a woman, or gay. I'm neither, so... I haven't seen Magic Mike. But he was in that, too! :lol:


Hey, now, I never saw Magic Mike! :lol: I did see DOA AND the 2004 Punisher, however.

And wow, you got to meet him! Daaaaaayum! That's super awesome!

[Leo656]

Several times! I literally got paid to hang out with the guy, multiple times. Not for a long time now, and he might not remember me if I ran into him tomorrow, but holy sh*t, those were great times. He is a F*cking Dude.

- So the first time, the boss calls a locker room meeting and warns us in advance, "Nobody bother him unless he wants to be bothered", because he's a Big F*cking Star with like thirty million bucks in the bank and we're a bunch of f*cking nobodies who are lucky to be on the same show and breathe the same air as him. So strictly "speak if you're spoken to." It's understood, that's the business. Some guys are divas, some aren't, you never know until they show up. He's one of the BIGGEST stars, so better safe than sorry.

Right in the middle of The Riot Act, the door swings open and The Man Himself walks in. He's HUGE. Like, he looks big, but he's way bigger standing next to you. Absolutely seven feet with his boots on. Broad-ass shoulders. Jacked to hell at 50-whatever. Everyone shuts up at once. He drops his gear bag, does that little smirk of his and says, "...So where's a guy go to get naked around here?" :lol:

And everyone cracks up, everybody relaxes all at once, and there's a collective sigh of relief because "Holy sh*t, this guy is A Dude."

- Same show, I'm in the bathroom fixing my hair and one of the guys who trained me is spiking his mohawk. We think we're the only guys in there, and we're making chitchat about some dumb sh*t I don't remember. Then when we pause, this deep bass baritone voice seems to come from everywhere at once: "Y'know what I don't get about this f*cking business? Why everybody likes to make casual conversation while we're in the f*cking sh*tter." :lol: Me and my buddy freeze, look over our shoulders and realize, "Holy sh*t, Big Kev is in the stall behind us dropping a deuce." :lol: Neither of us says anything, we're too in shock, and so he just waits a second and goes, "You guys know what I'm f*ckin' saying though, right? I mean it's weird!"

- Same show AGAIN, the promoter is giving Kev instructions for his run-in before intermission. Bad guys are beating someone up, hit Kev's music, he'll come in and beat everybody up, then do Polaroids for a half hour before they get back to the show proper, typical sh*t.

People may not know this, but Kev is sometimes nicknamed "Big Lazy" (a play on his self-given "Big Sexy" moniker) because he likes to take things at a very leisurely pace, shall we say. One of the best bits of advice he ever gave me was, "If you break a sweat, you're doing this sh*t all wrong."

So anyway, the promoter says, "...An' then Kevin, you run down there and-..." And Kev throws his hand up like "WHOA, whoa, whoa... RUN?!" He looks at me, "You hear what this guy f*ckin' said? RUN, he says! HAH!" Looks at the promoter, gives him The Smirk... "How 'bout this, buddy... I'LL GET THERE." :lol:

- And then there was The Polaroid Incident, which was actually a total dick move but worked out in my favor. A year or so later, we were in Brick, at the Elks, and for that show he went out before it started to work the merch table, and apparently someone said something that pissed him off. It wasn't clear, he didn't bring it up all night, until it was time for intermission. He was his usual happy, jokey self, mostly hanging out with me for GOD only knows why, but I'm not gonna question it. So he's sitting next to me telling me some story, and his agent comes in to tell him it's time to go do Polaroids.

Kev thinks for a moment, shakes his head and calmly says, "Nah. I'm not feelin' it."

The agent thinks he's joking, kinda laughs, and says "Very funny. You're joking, right? C'mon, we gotta go do the pictures."

Kev shakes his head again. "Nah. Nah, these people are f*cking rude, and... I don't have to deal with it."

The guy turns white, and just stares at him. After a few seconds, Kev leans way back in his chair, puts his hands behind his head, turns to me and says, "....SO, like I was tellin' ya!" and picks up his story right where he left off, making it clear he ain't movin' for nobody. :lol: The agent sheepishly walked out and I guess told the promoter that they weren't gonna be doing Polaroids.

Which was a dick move, don't get me wrong. Everyone there paid to see him, specifically, and the intermission bit is usually huge. And he just blew it off over some idiot's smart remark, because he'd rather sit in the back and tell me about his SAG card and how he still gets paid residuals to this day for a day and a half on the Ninja Turtles movie because he renegotiated his deal with Turner in '98. Classy.
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So yeah, he's my dude. Love him to death. Only guy I EVER met who says "f*ck" more than I do, which is impressive and horrifying all at once.

I've got other stories but those are the best ones. I don't remember what we talked about at dinner the one time, I just remember how I ended up sitting next to him because basically everybody else thought it would be "offsides" and I'm just like "F*ck it, empty chair." So we shot the sh*t all night but I don't remember much of that conversation, specifically. I just remember my wife and I walking with him back to his rental, a big-ass pickup truck, and him laughing about how much he loved having so much legroom for a change.

Most people pay money and don't get those kinda moments with him. I, on the other hand, actually got paid to be there. Sometimes, life is pretty f*cking awesome, not gonna lie. :tgrin:

[Shark_Blade]

I know nearly nothing about wrestling.

But even I know that's Kevin Nash, aka Super Shredder, and not someone to mock like he did. :lol: Holy Christ, lol.Someone boring like you knows Kevin Nash? How astonishing.

That's Kevin F*cking Nash, aka Super-Shredder and probably your real Dad, you goof. Do you even Ninja Turtles, bro?

Yeah, he's "chunky" alright. :lol:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuJGkSSIAAA1ful.jpg:large

You're just mad because me an' him are "good buddies" and he doesn't know you exist. That's okay, I'd be sad too.
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Your f*cking ass hurts. Lie down before you fall down.

Let’s put it into perspective. It’s a meh movie compared to the first. Plus he’s wearing a mask, no wonder most people don’t know his face. And his acting is just a bunch of roar and wailing, hardly that memorable. :lol:

You wanna be a fangirl of his, eh then by all means lol. You tried so hard trying to make me jealous that you got to meet him, take pic and self-declared you’re such good buddies (I’m sure he’s like whatever another rabid fangirl), like wtf desperate much? :tlol: Like I don’t care, why would I? Nothing of value was lost at all lmao :tlol: Just say you’re mad cause I don’t care at all even of his existence. TMNT has so much more than Kevin Nash, fact. :D

[Leo656]

He made more money off of that piece of sh*t movie than the rest of the cast combined for a day and a half of work because he has an awesome agent and knows how to renegotiate his residuals. "Fact". :lol:

We saved this sh*tty thread by making it a Nash Worship Thread and you, "sir", are not welcome. I suggest you spend the rest of the day trying to fish the broken-off anal beads out of your colon and reevaluating your life choices. Please do not send the cat in there; if the gerbil didn't get them out, the cat's not gonna be able to reach them either.

[Shark_Blade]

You could be having a sexual intercourse with him and I still don’t care.

What does that contribute to anything? Nothing.

[ZariusTwo]

Yeah, I don't get why these guys are being so immature and overly sensitive to criticism of this movie. Even the DCEU and MCU fanboys here aren't being so defensive over their fandoms, and they tend to be fanatical about those. I don't understand why this movie is being propped up like it's on par with other major film franchises.

I don't have an issue with anyone hating the movie, I took an issue with you people insulting anyone who did enjoy it.

Most of the arguing was because most of you got triggered over a cartoon mouse f*cking a fly. The Peter Pan thing? Very understandable, very valid points in disliking the film's tone and direction, but there was nothing wrong with Gadget and Zipper

[Leo656]

You could be having a sexual intercourse with him and I still don’t care.

What does that contribute to anything? Nothing.

Your mother's rimjob techniques are infinitely more creative than your weaksauce attempts at insults and deflection, Sasha.

I didn't even know she KNEW the Kryptonian alphabet, let alone how to trace it with her tongue, but holy sh*t did I pop a gusher. :lol: At least she's good for somethin'; she sure as sh*t f*cked up making YOU. :tgrin:

Also, "Sexual intercourse". :lol: Talk like a grownup. I've always suspected you're like 15 years old at best and you've never even tried to disprove it. Children don't belong here.

[Leo656]

there was nothing wrong with Gadget and Zipper

I... disagree. :trazz:

And I insult Sh*t_Blade because he's a proven and unapologetic dildo, I don't care what movies he likes. Hopefully, you understand my position. You and I have always been cool. I question your passionate devotion to this movie, but that's whatever, I don't care. That guy, though? "No Sympy", in the words of Scotty Steiner.

I mean Right This Minute he's got the cat stuck in his ass after I TOLD him not to do that. WHAT am I supposed to do, Zar? I can only work with what these people give me for f*ck's sake.

[Shark_Blade]

Your mother's rimjob techniques are infinitely more creative than your weaksauce attempts at insults and deflection, Sasha.

I didn't even know she KNEW the Kryptonian alphabet, let alone how to trace it with her tongue, but holy sh*t did I pop a gusher. :lol: At least she's good for somethin'; she sure as sh*t f*cked up making YOU. :tgrin:

Also, "Sexual intercourse". :lol: Talk like a grownup. I've always suspected you're like 15 years old at best and you've never even tried to disprove it. Children don't belong here.

Your mother does rimjob? How wild. Well your mother also needs a bath after such ordeal. Her wrinkly and saggy underboobs need scrubbing, she told everyone they’re getting sticky and sweaty. You better get to it. :tlol:

[Leo656]

Your mother does rimjob? How wild. Well your mother also needs a bath after such ordeal. Her wrinkly and saggy underboobs need scrubbing, she told everyone they’re getting sticky and sweaty. You better get to it. :tlol:

Considering that my mother died in 1997, I'm sure she's quite the mess by now, yes.

You f*cking idiot. :lol:

[ZariusTwo]

I... disagree. :trazz:

Oh Reginald! :)

I question your passionate devotion to this movie, but that's whatever, I don't care. That guy, though? "No Sympy", in the words of Scotty Steiner.

It's not 'devotion' in the same way as your Zack Snyder enjoyment, though I certainly can relate to how you feel when complaints about that seem exaggerated. The Peter Pan stuff I don't have an argument for and understand every point said against it.

I looked it as an entertaining meta waste of 90 minutes that amused me, it was interesting, albeit crudely humoured, commentary on the state of the animation industry and IP overreliability, it didn't destroy Gadget by making her a feminist in a Black Widow jumpsuit, they got back Tress, I'm happy about that.

[Shark_Blade]

Considering that my mother died in 1997, I'm sure she's quite the mess by now, yes.

You f*cking idiot. :lol:

Ah, nothing like a bit of spring cleaning!

[Leo656]

Oh Reginald! :)



It's not 'devotion' in the same way as your Zack Snyder enjoyment, though I certainly can relate to how you feel when complaints about that seem exaggerated. The Peter Pan stuff I don't have an argument for and understand every point said against it.

I looked it as an entertaining meta waste of 90 minutes that amused me, it was interesting, albeit crudely humoured, commentary on the state of the animation industry and IP overreliability, it didn't destroy Gadget by making her a feminist in a Black Widow jumpsuit, they got back Tress, I'm happy about that.


It's allowed. How you spend your weekend is none of my business.

I'm personally grossed out by the idea of Gadget being pumped full of fly larvae but it's a f*cking cartoon, so whatever. And I don't care if she was "supposed" to be with Chip or Dale, I'm more pissed t'wasn't me that knocked her up. :trazz: I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S THREE INCHES TALL, LIFE FINDS A WAY GOD DAMMIT! :tgrumble:

Mostly, I only jumped back in at all because Sharky of all people saw fit to start throwing shade at people, and holy sh*t does that person have NO "high ground" from which to do such a thing. Remember when they vanished for the better part of a year? Remember how much fun this place was that whole time? Yeah, me too. Me too, buddy.

[Leo656]

Ah, nothing like a bit of spring cleaning!

That doesn't even make sense. I need to know, are you literally a child? You sincerely type like a child trying to sound like a grown-up. Half of your "insults" make no sense and the rest are just plain stupid.

I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I would love to make you eat your own skin. You're THAT annoying.

I'd normally say "I want to recreate the scene from 'Hannibal" where Lector feeds Ray Liotta pieces of his own brain", but... let's be honest, I'd be pumping a dry well, up there. So force-feeding you your own skin would have to do.

Which would you prefer to start with, scrotum or labia? You ARE a hermie, right? Because that's what I heard.

Been fun, but I gotta catch a nap. Back later to continue your spanking. Please don't jerk off to my picture in the meantime, I only let the really cool people do that. From you, it'd be a supreme insult. If some 'mo is gonna tug off to my photo they'd better be horse-cocked and handsome, and I have it on good authority you are neither of those things, so don't even think about it.

[ZariusTwo]

the idea of Gadget being pumped full of fly larvae.

LIFE FINDS A WAY GOD DAMMIT! :tgrumble:

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[Sumac]

Saw your mom bathe with the tears of your ruined childhood tho. :lol:
I always suspected people with Sonic avatars to be mentally not well. Twice as much for people with that thing on their picture.

Though, maybe you love to embrace immature cringe and pretend you are an edgy bully in a middle school as a compensation for your lunch money being stolen.
Who knows.
More importantly, who cares (about you)?

Your mother's rimjob techniques are infinitely more creative than your weaksauce attempts at insults and deflection, Sasha.

I didn't even know she KNEW the Kryptonian alphabet, let alone how to trace it with her tongue, but holy sh*t did I pop a gusher. :lol: At least she's good for somethin'; she sure as sh*t f*cked up making YOU. :tgrin:

Also, "Sexual intercourse". :lol: Talk like a grownup. I've always suspected you're like 15 years old at best and you've never even tried to disprove it. Children don't belong here.
OK, my sides left orbit of this planet.
When you go all you do go all out, man! :lol:

[LeotheLateBloomer]

Maybe it’s time you take yours. You can help bathe sumac’s mom while you’re at it.



So you admitted you’re a fly that’s attracted to sh*t. How perfect. :D

Dug yourself into a turd hole lol.

No, I've dug for and found something you've never experienced. Meet a girl with standards and you know she's a keeper.

[Shark_Blade]

That doesn't even make sense. I need to know, are you literally a child? You sincerely type like a child trying to sound like a grown-up. Half of your "insults" make no sense and the rest are just plain stupid.

I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I would love to make you eat your own skin. You're THAT annoying.

I'd normally say "I want to recreate the scene from 'Hannibal" where Lector feeds Ray Liotta pieces of his own brain", but... let's be honest, I'd be pumping a dry well, up there. So force-feeding you your own skin would have to do.

Which would you prefer to start with, scrotum or labia? You ARE a hermie, right? Because that's what I heard.

Been fun, but I gotta catch a nap. Back later to continue your spanking. Please don't jerk off to my picture in the meantime, I only let the really cool people do that. From you, it'd be a supreme insult. If some 'mo is gonna tug off to my photo they'd better be horse-cocked and handsome, and I have it on good authority you are neither of those things, so don't even think about it.

It made sense cause it’s dusty duh, get to work with yo mom.

I always suspected people with Sonic avatars to be mentally not well. Twice as much for people with that thing on their picture.

Though, maybe you love to embrace immature cringe and pretend you are an edgy bully in a middle school as a compensation for your lunch money being stolen.
Who knows.
More importantly, who cares (about you)?


OK, my sides left orbit of this planet.
When you go all you do go all out, man! :lol:
Remember when you cried foul cause your childhood got ruined because of new movie of it being made? Listen, your childhood ended already. Worry about your own mental unwellness, a grown ass adult crying like a big baby lmfao. :tlol:

Sucking up to leo doesn’t do you any good too. You’re just a side character desperate for approval and trying to hype others up, that’s just sad and pathetic. At least he’s his own character.

Btw your mom needs more of your tears so she can bathe. Go ahead and cry about your ruined childhood some more. :lol:
No, I've dug for and found something you've never experienced. Meet a girl with standards and you know she's a keeper.She can keep the self confessed fly eating turd like yourself? Wow bravo good news for her. :tlol:

[CyberCubed]

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[LeotheLateBloomer]

She can keep the self confessed fly eating turd like yourself? Wow bravo good news for her. :tlol:

I'm sorry someone pissed in your Cheerios but maybe you should spend better use of your time than being spoonfed everything Hollywood throws at you just because you have no standards. Obsessed with a movie that has no idea what it wants to be is clearly your most worrying case.