I'll get you turtles!

[Baxtor Stockman]

I can't believe Krang turned me into a fly.

[Skeletoncrew]

Could have been worse. You could have been turned into a banana slug.

[Loolaa]

Like the banana slug from The Maxx, did you read that?

[enigma-1]

Well, at least you won't have to worry about your frequent flier miles now.

[Kingkapong]

HAHAHA. or a maggot.

[Tinselcat]

****** head to one side* you're a fly? well, at least you're not as scary as humans...

[HorseTechie]

Ugh.. I hate flies *swats her tail in aggrevation*

[Baxtor Stockman]

that's it. you got me mad. i'm gonna go attack the city now. try and stop me, turtles!

[SeaThreePeeO]

*Tries and fails*

Oh well. So who's for ice cream?

[azure turtle]

Ice cream again? And I would try to stop you, but I can't seem to find my fly swatter.

Btw, I think this thread should go to the RPG forum.

[Krang]

On 2002-06-14 16:25, azure turtle wrote:
Btw, I think this thread should go to the RPG forum.Good idea.

[HorseTechie]

(( So did I ))

HT looks to the others with a troubled look. Hehe... here, you guys have a go at the Fly Guy. I'm still trying to defeat him in Turtles in Time. :razz:

*yeah.. it's hard to fight with a keyboard!*

[Kali]

*hangs up a few fly strips*

Hey, anybody see an outlet for this bug zapper?

[Tinselcat]

hey, everybody! i got a rolled up newspaper! that'll take care of the damn buzzing nuisance! *swats at baxtor with minimal effect* ah, the hell with it. i'm with you, nun, ice cream sounds good about now.

[azure turtle]

I guess there should be more ice cream, then. Let's just hope Samantha doesn't bring any of that age reducing stuff...
*nervously looks about*

[coolmike1586]

*looks around for sumthin to use*

AH HA!

*picks up a trash can and throps it over baxter*

ha ha! i gotcha kn...kn..o..w.......not good

*falls off trash can and lets baxter free on accident*

hehe, opps uh did i do that?

[HorseTechie]

*starts to loose patience with everyone, and starts swatting at Baxter with a keyboard*

Hey, does anyone know where Spider Man went? We could really use some webbing too...

[Skeletoncrew]

Webbing? I have a burgundy colored, see through, skin tight, spider web dress...Ummmm...come to think of it, I don't see how that would help in this situation. I have not interest in seducing a giant fly.

*Skin crawls at the thought*

[Tinselcat]

*bursts in* did someone say 'spiderman'? *drools at the thought*

[coolmike1586]

*lloks oddly at tinslecat *scratches head* isnt u a lil small to be spiderman, and a lil drooly?

[azure turtle]

*bursts into the thread*
Spider-Man? Where? Where?

[Loolaa]

On 2002-06-15 18:21, Tinselcat wrote:
*bursts in* did someone say 'spiderman'? *drools at the thought*




Hey! Parker's Mine!! :wink:

[Skeletoncrew]

Hmmm...Tinselcat v. Loolaa! The Battle for Peter Parker's affections live on Pay-Per-View!

[Loolaa]

Yikes!!
Ah... it won't go that far, surely...

*glances at Tinselcat*

[Tinselcat]

*stares at loola in chagrin* but... but... i don' WANNA fight loola! share?

[Loolaa]

Okay, we'll share! One day you can have him as Spidey, and I'll have him as Peter Parker.... then the day after we'll swap. etc. What do you think?

[Kali]

Hmmm... I wonder if the cloning equipment is still around?

[Loolaa]

Ooooh! Good idea!! Thanks Kali!!

*Begins to search The Technodrome*

[SeaThreePeeO]

*Bursts into the thread so as not to be left out*

I was getting lonely

[Loolaa]

Aww don't be lonley! *pats Nun on the head* Help me find this cloning device! :grin:

[enigma-1]

You mean the one over the corner under the pile of junk and cobwebs?

[SeaThreePeeO]

That reminds me. Where did my Leo clone get to?

[Loolaa]

Must've wandered off somewhere....

*examines cloning device* Hmmm, how does this work...? :???:

[Kali]

Leo clone? Eh, who knows. *checks the corner* That's it! *dusts it off* I think it needs some repairs.

[Loolaa]

Where's Donnie when you need him?

[enigma-1]

Two Leos? That's definately something I don't want to think about.

[SeaThreePeeO]

The more the merrier I say :lol:

[Tinselcat]

*enters, dragging a complaining donnie by the wrist* i got him, everyone! he can do the repairs!

[Kali]

*claps* Alright!

*Don, in a whiny voice* Do I have to?

Yes. *points to the machine*

[enigma-1]

Unless of course, you would rather face a crowd of angry females.

[Loolaa]

*rubs hands together with glee as Don sets down to repair the machine*

Soon Parker will be MINE!!!!! *looks at Tinselcat...*
sorry, I mean OURS!!!! :embarass:

[Skeletoncrew]

*Laughs at poor Don*

[HorseTechie]

*feels particularly evil today* Aww.. I'll save you from having to fix that horrid contraption, Donny-boy.

*whiirrr* *bbbzzzZAP* *clone machine is annhiliated!*

Whoohoooo... death to the clones! :evilgrin:

*notices the sad faces on Loolaa and Nun*
Oh fine.. here, one of you can have Peter Parker and the other can have Tobey Macquire(sp). :razz:

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[enigma-1]

*ponders seeking a bomb shelter or just getting a hard hat*

[SeaThreePeeO]

Not to sound stoopid or anything, but who is Tobey Macquire(sp)?

[Skeletoncrew]

They actor who plays Spiderman in the new movie.

[Kameko]

On 2002-06-16 04:14, Loolaa wrote:
Hey! Parker's Mine!! :wink:


:embarass:

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[Loolaa]

*sees HT anhaliate the clone machine*

:eek: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! *throws herself down onto the floor in despair* Say it aint so!!!

*glances at Kameko* Oooh, Kurt's my favourite Xman, too. :grin:

*continues to cry despairingly*

[Kameko]

And as scary as it seems, I did actually have a dream about him the other night...a good dream, too. I hadn't really given his character much thought before, but I think he's one of my favorites now... :evilgrin:

[Tinselcat]

aaaawwww... i wanted my very own spiderman and donnie... oh well, just have to make do. *glomps donnie who shrieks and tries to get away*

[HorseTechie]

*pushes up her broken black frmaed glasses while laughing through her nose*

Time for "revenge of the nerds" :goof:

....RUN, Donnie RUUUUUN!

[enigma-1]

*sighs* I know I'm gonna regret this, but the sake of some it'll have to be done.

*disappears and returns holding something in her hand* All right, who wants the first clone?

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: enigma-1 on 2002-06-17 21:30 ]</font>

[Loolaa]

Me!!! :anime:

[enigma-1]

All right, then give me a DNA sample and we'll get this over with.

[Tinselcat]

*drags donnie back* i wanna clone too!

[enigma-1]

Like I said, just get me a DNA sample. Then I get do this and return this thing.

[Tinselcat]

*runs after donnie with a fingernail clipper*
D: HEY!
TC: i'm just tryin' to give you a decent manicure! so hold still!
D: get her away from me!
TC: *tackles donnie* *clip* I GOT IT! *does little victory dance*
D: uuuhh... i'm leaving now...

[HorseTechie]

:eek: :!:

*whirrr ZZZZ* *Aims blaster at the second clone machine*

[Kali]

Um, all the Turtles here (and Splinter) are already clones, just to let you know. Don't clone them too much or their DNA will start destabilizing.

[HorseTechie]

*blink* Whoohoo! Someone's on my side! (or Kali has copyrighted her clones) :wink:

[Kali]

I'd just rather not be cleaning up dead clone bodies. Plus, they kinda are my clones.

Don: You can't own another living creature.

No, but I can patent the creation method.

Don:.... Damn.

[HorseTechie]

It's the omnipotent power of human kind sooo overwhelming? ;p

[Loolaa]

But I don't want a turtle clone!! I want a Peter Parker clone!!

[SeaThreePeeO]

I'd settle for a Jet Li

[Kali]

You need to get a sample of their DNA first.

[SeaThreePeeO]

Oh dag it flippy poo. I guess I will have to make do with a digital clone

[enigma-1]

*jumps out of the way* Oh no you don't, HT. This isn't mine. I borrowed it from a friend and if anything happens to it, it's my neck.

[HorseTechie]

hah.. by the powers invested me, I highly recommend you return it! :razz:

[enigma-1]

*snorts, shaking head* Note to self, never get in the middle of things.

*tosses gadget into the air and it disappears*

[azure turtle]

No! Not more clones running around!
*has a mad fit*
Now then...I better leave before someone decides to clone me. :eek:
*runs out of the thread*

[Tinselcat]

*thrusts donnie's fingernail in the air in triumph* i have a sample of donnie's dna! let's get rockin'!!

[HorseTechie]

*gets all dramatic like while laying the back of her hand on forehead* My God! What has this world come too?

[Tinselcat]

*looks at HT* uuuuh... a pineapple?

[HorseTechie]

:blanksta: ...huh?

[Tinselcat]

MY EXPERIMENT HAS WORKED AGAIN!!! YET ANOTHER CONFUSED COUSTOMER!!! I RULE!!*does victory dance with her glittery tmnt cheerleader pom-poms*

[Kameko]

I want a clone of Kurt.... ( :wink: )

[Loolaa]

*phew* That was really hard work tracking down Parker, chasing Spidey over those roof tops... Wall crawling isn't as easy as it looks, y'know... but finally... I managed to pull out some hair. I grabbed it just as he was leaping off a rooftop.
Should have heard him yell...

So.. I have DNA. :grin:

[HorseTechie]

ahh.. that explains why Spiderman was mysteriously climbing up a building in Paris!

[enigma-1]

*leans against a wall* Sorry to disappoint you, but the machine's gone now. I sent it back.

[HorseTechie]

Yeah.. I was going to say. How were they going to make clones, IF the main one was blown to smithereens, and Enigma's was sent back? :wink:

[Kali]

Magic. That's how we did it the first time.

[enigma-1]

Huh. You're gonna need a few choice ingredients for a spell like that.

[HorseTechie]

*sai* I guess that's why I never really liked Harry Potter. Cursed magic. ;p

[Kali]

I've got most of the ingredients I'd need in my... damn, I packed them already.

[enigma-1]

*shakes head* Just name what you need and I'll see if I can track it down. Should be someone out there who owes me enough favors for something like this.

[HorseTechie]

Hhhmm-hhm-hmmm-hmm... *continues making these ingredients mreo difficult to find*

[Tinselcat]

are you telling me that i had to chase a trained ninja aaaaaaall over nyc, who weighs at least half again as much as i do, tackle him, and get a damn fingernail, all for nothing?! *bursts into tears*

[Loolaa]

Yah... and the hastle I had to get The Parker DNA..?!?!

*joins Tinselcat, wailing loudly*

[Kali]

You can keep the fingernail as a souvenir.

[Tinselcat]

*sobs harder*

[HorseTechie]

*suddenly finds this very amusing, and starts ROTFL*

[Loolaa]

Hey Tinselcat! I say we should sic Frank from the other thread on her! :wink:

[Tinselcat]

HT is laughing at meeeee! *sniffs, casts HT an injured look, and shuffles out of the thread*

[HorseTechie]

*snort*Gasp* But it was funny seeing you guys standing there, holding a hair and a lil fingernail, sobbing.

[Kali]

LOL! Yeah, that is hilarious now that I think about it.

[Tinselcat]

grrrrr... *enters thread brandishing her rolled-up newspaper*

[Loolaa]

Oooh... now she's mad!

[SeaThreePeeO]

Rolled-up newspaper?

Ha! I have the weekend edition!

*Manic laughter*

[Tinselcat]

*looks at nun dubiously* erm... well... i've got... uuuuuuuuh... ooh, i've got the purple hi-lighter of truth! *holds it aloft, a-la statue of liberty*

[enigma-1]

*shakes head, sighing as she snaps her fingers*

[HorseTechie]

*snorts, unwavered* And I have a blaster, in case you already forgot!

*right arm turns back into gun*

[enigma-1]

*turns insubstancial, just in case*

[Tinselcat]

uuuuhmm... i'm outta here! *grabs her hi-lighter and her newspaper and hops into her ship where she hovers and observes the proceedings from a safe distance*

[HorseTechie]

:evilgrin: Being a cyborg does have it's advantages.

[Loolaa]

... well.... I'll just have to use my magic to turn your bullets or lazers or whatever into a sign that reads 'BANG' :razz:

[SeaThreePeeO]

I warn you I am a master of the ancient and deadly art of origami!

*Folds*

[HorseTechie]

*mutters to self again about the unfair practices of magic*

[Loolaa]

*looks grave*

Without magic there would be no Gandalf.

[Tinselcat]

DUCK, EVERYONE! NUN KNOWS ORAGAMI! *throws herself flat*

[enigma-1]

*glances at HT* Magic has its uses. In my line of work, it helps keep the 'cons on edge and at the right distance for me to strike. Though I do prefer old fashion hand-to-hand for the most part.

[Tinselcat]

what'sa 'con?

[enigma-1]

It's short for Convicts, Decipticons, etc. Just an abbreviation for the whole lot. When you're bounty hunter, you learn to accept short versions over the technical.

[Tinselcat]

er... bounty hunter? *slowly starts to back away* w-well, how interesting, gee, that must be a neat job, well, it's great talking to you, but i...er... got some business... off planet business... but completely legal, i assure you! *dashes off toward docked spaceship*

[enigma-1]

*calls after her* Don't worry, Tinselcat. I'm very selective who I go after. If it involves anyone I know personally, I don't go after them.

[Tinselcat]

*cautiously pokes head in* does that mean i don't need to worry about getting K.O.'d anytime soon?

[enigma-1]

*nods* Unless you get me mad, you don't have to worry about a thing. I prefer to keep my work and personal life separate.

[azure turtle]

*snaps fingers*
Aw poop. I missed the fight between the digital mutant and the space cat.

[enigma-1]

*looks at him quizzically* Azure, what in the world are you talking about?

[SeaThreePeeO]

Quick sneak up with the straight jacket!

[azure turtle]

*eyes the straight jacket*
Don'tCHA even come near me with that thing! I'll bite! :goof: I was talking about the little tassle between Tinselcat (the space cat) and HorseTechie (the digital mutant...though I think she may have changed her appearance).

[enigma-1]

*shakes head* It wasn't really a fight. Just an almost showdown sort of thing.

[HorseTechie]

On 2002-06-22 21:30, enigma-1 wrote:
*glances at HT* Magic has its uses. In my line of work, it helps keep the 'cons on edge and at the right distance for me to strike. Though I do prefer old fashion hand-to-hand for the most part.

(I'm playing here, like how Don gave Venus a hard time in TNM)

True.. but it takes all the misery and suffering out of an angsty moment! Just one wave of the hand and a sprinkle of green poofies, and everything is all mushy, sweet n happy again. :wink:

*wonders when Enigma became a bounty hunter* She (I think enigma is a she... are you?) changes arond more than anyone here! :razz:

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: HorseTechie on 2002-06-24 13:50 ]</font>

[enigma-1]

(yeah, i'm a girl)

I've always been a been a bounty hunter, HT. Why do you think I'm always armed to the teeth?

[HorseTechie]

Ooooh.. I though you were just a really tough critter-mon tamer. :embarass:

[Tinselcat]

*edges back in, twitching and jumping at the slightest sound* er... y-yeah... g-g-green poofies and... er... m-mushy sweets... s-s-sure...

[HorseTechie]

Yeah... unless it's black magic, the horrible stuff! :razz:

[Kali]

Magic is neither black nor white. It is both, because nature is both. Good and evil, loving and cruel, all at the same time. What matters are the intentions of the user.

And remember the rule of three times three, what you send out some back to thee.

[azure turtle]

Aw fiddlesticks. I can't even cast a simple spell.

[HorseTechie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know about that. :razz:

*holds up Pocket Guides on Celtic Spitiuality and Wicca, along with a couple year old story notes for Mummer's Dance*

[Kali]

*dumps all her Wiccan, Magick, and Spirituality books on the table, which collapses under the weight*

Oops.

[azure turtle]

Aww...there goes the coffee table.

[HorseTechie]

*drops her heavy biology and human antanomy books on the other end, making everything else catapult acros the room*

Whooo....

[Tinselcat]

*ducks and runs for cover from deadly flying books*

[azure turtle]

I thought I'd never see the day when books fly. Oh well...there's a first for everything.
*shrugs, and decides to hurl his cursed Physics book out the window*

[Tinselcat]

physics... eee-yuck! never touch the stuff! (when i can avoid it... which isn't very often, considering gravity and annoying stuff like that)

[HorseTechie]

Yah, physics is more fun just watching it, not learning about it. At least I still remeber... "For every action is an equal but opposite reaction"!

And is the main ingredient for RPGs!

[Loolaa]

... I got 12% for my physics exam when I was 13....

It haunts me to this day... I was fine with the magnet stuff and light refraction... then all of a sudden it broke in to math!!!! :eek:

[Kali]

Ah, I love physics! Took two years of it. One regular year, and another year of advanced physics. Not something that I'd want to do for a living, but I found it interesting.

[HorseTechie]

Well yeah.. o course. And you did real well with math too, if I recall. :razz:

[Kali]

Well, up until Calculus, then it just got pointless in my opinion.

[Kameko]

Math is evil, plain and simple. bleh.

[azure turtle]

I don't like math that much either. Physics is okay, but I fear Thermodynamics...

[Kali]

You know what I'd love? A course on Temporal or Multi-Dimensional theory.

Mmmmm... *goes off to finish her chocolate ice cream*

[Kameko]

*gives Kali a wierd look* She's not from this planet, is she?

[Kali]

What? I work better with abstract ideas.

[Kameko]

*sai* Math and i have never gotten along. And ironically, I'm not to fond of science either, but I'm apparently really good at it. I had a 100 average two six weeks in chemistry my junior year, and i slept though that class most of the time! :razz:

[Kali]

I'm really good with math and science, but the stuff they teach in high school bores me! After the basics, there's not much else to do with it, unlike theories, in which you can mold and change.

[HorseTechie]

Oh yeah... I had once made up this theory that combined the big bang, the exstinction of the dinos, the Noah's Ark Flood, and uhm... the ice age. Yeah.

Don't ask me about it now, cause I didn't write it down. :razz:

[azure turtle]

Huh? If you didn't write it, then who did? HT, do you have a ghost writer that you're not telling us about??

[Loolaa]

I was brilliant at chemistry and Biology, but lousy at physics and maths.
I agree with Kali though Temporary or multi dimensional theory would be interesting. :razz:

I saw this cool documentary where they were discussing the 13 dimensions that they believe exist all around us like a skin over everything... Very interesting. I like these documetaries on the big bang and black holes, too. They're fascinating, though if I thought about it too much, I think I'd go mad... :lol:

[Tinselcat]

i like science, but i don't think science likes me. i agree with kali, theoretical science is facinating. as for math... well, i tend to hide and make whimpering sounds until it leaves.

[azure turtle]

Oh! We did a short essay on black holes back in the days of high school physics. It was interesting, but then the whole theory about space and time getting all stretched and warped almost confused the ninja out of me.

[Tinselcat]

yeah, that sounds pretty confusing. i guess i'm more into theoretical biology rather than physics.

[enigma-1]

Give me literature and writing over math any day.

[Tinselcat]

i'm with you!

[HorseTechie]

*charges up her electro-fork and blows up all the math and mathimatical science books* Happy now?

[Loolaa]

*takes a sip of her cranberry juice*

[Tinselcat]

*raises her glass of daqueri to HT* right on. *takes a sip*

[HorseTechie]

:blink: Azure told me to! *runs off to get him*

[Tinselcat]

*calls after HT* play nice, kids! no rough-housing!

[enigma-1]

*gets out an umbrella, just in case*

[HorseTechie]

:?: What's the umbrella for?

[Tinselcat]

you can use an umbrella, but you can't hiiiiide!

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* I don't know. Just in case I guess.

[Loolaa]

Ah yes.. the old fashioned brolly. It always comes in useful....

[Tinselcat]

brolly... yet another interesting british term... *takes out a notebook and makes a few scribbles in it*

[enigma-1]

*looks at umbrella, shrugs, then tosses it into a dimensional portal* Then again, maybe not.

[Kameko]

brolly... yet another interesting british term... *takes out a notebook and makes a few scribbles in it*

How about this one: "Sot". Or "git". I like them both :P

[Tinselcat]

oooooh.... *scribbles some more in notebook* git... i like that...

[enigma-1]

*tentacle starts to creep out of the open portal* Oops, forgot where that led. :embarass:

[Loolaa]

How about this one: "Sot". Or "git". I like them both :P

Heheh.. I do actually use the word 'git' in rl. :lol:

I don't know sot, though... unless you mean 'sod'. I don't really say that as much. I guess it's kind of lost it's impact over the centuries! ;)


*looks at tenticle* I don't like the look of this.....

[enigma-1]

Um, just give me a sec. I'll get rid of it.

*snaps fingers, a broom appearing* This should do it.

[Loolaa]

:o You're gonna SWEEP the tenticle away...?

[enigma-1]

Nope. I'm gonna whack it back. My sabres are in the shop being polished and I think I'll try something else for the time being.

[Loolaa]

:lol: *shakes head*

[enigma-1]

What? Aren't I allowed my little moments of insanity too? I can't let you guys have all the fun.

[HorseTechie]

*charges up pitchfork* Just in case... :D

[enigma-1]

Not necessary.

*swings broom in an arch and points it at the portal* 1,2,3...Bye.

*poof, the portal is gone* I never said that I was gonna fight anything. :P

[azure turtle]

*runs away from the angry HT while gulping down his Mountain Dew*

[enigma-1]

*leans on her broom, watching him run by* Hi Azure. Welcome back.

[azure turtle]

*waves*
Hi Enigma! It's good to be back!
*continues running away from the angry HT*

[HorseTechie]

:| Angry? I'm not angry... *loks down at pitchfork* Oh, this. Heh.. I was just gonna use it on Engma's tentacles, if her broom didn't keep em back.

[azure turtle]

*stops*
:blanksta:
Broom? Tentacles? Did I lose myself in a sushi bar??

[enigma-1]

*looks innocent* Um, I sort of opened a dimensional portal and one of the inhabitants almost paid a visit.

[azure turtle]

:sweatdro: I don't think that would've been very good...

[enigma-1]

Hey, krakens are generally harmless. At least, when they're not hungry.

[Loolaa]

Hmmm, but they do have nasty grabby tenticles. Besides, that one looked hungry....

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* :embarass: I really don't think that Seymore would eat us.

[Tinselcat]

hey, i'm busy for a few days, don't get to the forums, and suddenly i'm outta the loop. *looks at the mess* actually, it seems that not much has changed since i was here last... :roll:

[enigma-1]

Hmm. Tinselcat, that's probably the one constant of this place. The weirdness never leaves.

[Tinselcat]

oh well. at least this is one place i'll always feel right at home!

[enigma-1]

Too true.

[Tinselcat]

:D

[enigma-1]

:roll:

[Kameko]

Weird people of the world unite!!! :lol:

[Tinselcat]

YAAA! *waves pom-poms*

[HorseTechie]

hehehee... and I had a debate with my friend (Lisardo) the other day on what is defined as normal. She doesn't think it's very healthy/normal to be on the Internet for hours at a time. Which I agree to some extent, if one spents more time playing around in forums/chat rooms like this than they do working or doing errands and chores. (Which is why she doesn't come around here much... she's not a "interent junkie".) :goofygri:

Me... heh.. I work around computers that are connected to the net... so if there's some downtime, or during lunchtime... I'll surf around, cause I like it!! :P

[azure turtle]

*comes in wearing a team weird jersey*
Yeah! Weird people rock!!
*looks at HT's post*
What's wrong with spending a few hours on the internet? Of course, I do all of my chores and errands, but I like relaxing in front of the computer. Hmm... I guess that makes me an internet junkie, then. :P

[enigma-1]

Sounds more like a hobby to me. :D