If you found out the turtles themselves were real...

[fridaynightdestination]

And they lived in the sewers of New York. I'm not talking random mutant turtles. I'm talking THE TURTLES! Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael. Their same looks (you can picture them how you want) and same personalities. (you can picture whatever turtle personality you want) What would you do? Would you tell everyone you know? Would you keep it yourself? Would you tell anyone at all? Would you try to go and see them? Would you try to tell scientists so they can do experiments on them and get money (if you do this you're sick) Would you try to kill them? (you're sick if you pick this too) Now also, let's just say you had absolute proof. What would you do?

I'm gonna be picturing the 2012 turtles for this, but anyway what I would do is I'd try to get to New York and find the sewers were they live. If I actually found out where they live, I'd try to sneak a peek at them but I'd just quietly peek at a wall. This might sound crazy but I'd try to get a picture of them. So what I would do is I'd look for em, try to get a peek of them, maybe sneak a picture on my phone if they aren't in the dojo training.

So here is a further what if. Let's just say they catch you and Leonardo says "Explain yourself!" Or something along those lines. What then? I'd just say "Hey I don't mean any harm. I'll delete the picture" Then I'd delete it and hope they let me go, and I'd promise I wouldn't tell anyone.

So what would you do if you found out they were real and they lived in the New York sewers? Also, if you did try to see them and they catched you, what then?

[Shark_Blade]

We're gonna be best buddies of course.

Wake up in the sewer lair, the tv is still on, playing Space Heroes. Mikey is in the kitchen humming to himself, making eggs and bacon for you. Leonardo tells you to brush your teeth, showing off his trademark Colgate Smile™. Raphael pats you on the shoulder and race you to the gym, and on the way you see Donatello installing a brand new laptop in your new room.

[Wildcat]

It would be awesome. Obviously Id try to meet them but I wouldn't expose them.

If the turtles are real then most likely Shredder is too or some evil villain.

Maybe April too :o Id ask them to introduce me to her.

[fridaynightdestination]

I was thinking, if a human did try to be friends with them, I wonder if they would let you. I think every single Michelangelo would love it, but I don't know about anyone else. I think all the Donatello's would be ok with it, if you were a cute girl Donatello would be all for it, but I'm curious about all the Raphael's and Leonardo's. I think 2012 and 1987 Leonardo would be ok with it, not sure about 2012 and 1987 Raphael. If anyone would be against it would be 2003 and 1990 Raphael. I think 1987 Raphael wouldn't care, but 2003 and 1990 Raph would be against it. I'm not sure about 2012 Raphael.

[CyberCubed]

I would try to raid their lair.

[fridaynightdestination]

I would try to raid their lair.

You're crazy.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

I'd try to befriend them, and probably end up spending all my free time with them. Maybe even ask them to teach me. But I'd definitely want to go find them! And I'd invite them to visit me, too, of course.

[Xav]

I would tell em Viacom owes them a lot of money.

[fridaynightdestination]

I'd try to befriend them, and probably end up spending all my free time with them. Maybe even ask them to teach me. But I'd definitely want to go find them! And I'd invite them to visit me, too, of course.

I get that this is off topic but I went to the website in your signature and I read "Goodbye Father", not sure if you yourself wrote it, but that was absolutely brilliant! One of the best TMNT fan fics I've read

[snake]

..............I'd hit on April.............

[Shark_Blade]

I would try to raid their lair.
They'll destroy your filthy casual ass.

[Iroh]

If they were real, I would tell Leo that it is okay to kill when you are protecting loved ones. Then, I will tell him that he needs some katana made from tamahagane or 9260 spring steel so that his swords will never snap again during battle.:twink:

[Galactus]

I'd ask them if they had a good lawyer to get whats owed from out of the profits of the various movies, animated series and boat load of merchandise baring their likeness.

[Iroh]

I'd ask them if they had a good lawyer to get whats owed from out of the profits of the various movies, animated series and boat load of merchandise baring their likeness.

That would be smart! Then, they can afford to get some odor eaters and a lifetime supply of cheese for Splinter and pizza for themselves!:tlol::tlol:

[Shark_Blade]

If they were real, I would tell Leo that it is okay to kill when you are protecting loved ones. Then, I will tell him that he needs some katana made from tamahagane or 9260 spring steel so that his swords will never snap again during battle.:twink:Gurl no. You'll need Hattori Hanzo swords.

http://i.imgur.com/TZSb2Cj.jpg

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[MsMarvelDuckie]

Nice one! :tlol:

[Iroh]

Gurl no. You'll need Hattori Hanzo swords.

http://i.imgur.com/TZSb2Cj.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cacxTme.jpg

Hattori Hanzo swords are from tamahagane. Another name for tamahagane is Nihon kotatsu. Oh, I'm a dude and not a "gurl.":tgrin:

[BabyTurtles]

I don't know....I guess I'd find them and ask them to take a picture with me........XD

[Powder]

I dunno, if they're the original movie turtles, I guess I'd try to track them down with a friend or two and bro it up. Eat pizza, share with them some of the raddest kung fu movies I know, and try to get a freestyle cypher going or something. :trazz:

[turtlefanforever]

If they made Zac and honorary turtle why not me. Me and Michelangelo would chill eat pizza and watch movies all day. That's the perfect lifestyle.

[Venom]

You mean they're not real?!

All this time I thought the Eastman/Laird charade was a cover up to the time they accidentally discovered Mike rummaging through their garbage!

The real Splinter was said to have passed around late 1988 because, hell, he was mutated around 1969; incidentally, the actual basis for "ooze" was somehow connected to radiation and nuclear byproducts associated with the early space program.

[BubblyShell22]

I'd try to befriend them, though I have a feeling they'd be wary to meet me, except for Mikey in this case as he always wants to make friends. I'd never expose them and would want to hang out with them if they'd let me.

[JetsAndHeels]

If they were real I would tell everyone....

TOLD YA SO!!

:lol:

[zkarlette]

I would try to befriend them of course. I bet it would be a lot of fun to spend time with them.

[Aelia]

I would respect the privacy and safety of their family.

I don't expect them to want me as a friend, but I probably should warn them about all these other people that know they exist. :lol:

[Blossombrooks]

Ha, I remember when I was a kid and one of my classmates swore blind he'd gone down the sewer and met them, I knew he was making it all up but I wished so much he wasn't!

I'd want to be their friend of course but if they let me I'd so end up mothering them, I'd be like 'Mikey, pick that skateboard up dammit!' Then bake them cookies... :D

[blindturtle02]

I'd try my best to go and meet them. Maybe go for the 2012 turtles first. I'd tell them thanks for doing their part to keep the streets safe. Then I'd feel like I owed them so I'd ask if there was anything I could do in order to repay them. If I got really lucky, maybe Splinter would allow me to home school them, or at least take over part of the responsibilities. Surely they've got to be educated in the basics. Although I wonder if he lets them pursue education at their own paces? I'd much rather teach small groups than classes with 29 or so students anyway. So that'd be fun. Since they usually keep themselves hidden, I wouldn't tell anyone unless they asked me to do otherwise.

lolled at Cubed wanting to raid their lair! You better hope Leatherhead hasn't made it back from Dimension X yet, dude. He'll probably grab you by the face! Well if it's the 2012 turtles you're planning on raiding, that is. If LH ain't there, Raph would probably dunk your head in something unmensionable until you did or said just about anything he wanted. He might even pull the Cubed puppet bit on you. You better prepare yourself to fend off one ticked Raph or another depending on which incarnation you choose, man. Even if you went with 87, you'd be in biiig trouble. Cajun LH would probably be visiting the city and attempt to eat you.You might run into Irma wandering around down there and she might give you a face full of hairspray or throw her curler grenades your way. She'd also ask you if you were single, I'm betting. Do you dare to face the wrath of 87 Irma alone? There's no telling who you'd meet down there. Go with 2k3. Maybe Bishop would have your back. Yes, you're crazy, but sometimes crazy works. haha! Been a long and tiresome day, Cubed. Thanks! I needed that.

When it comes to visiting the 2012 sewers, I'd be very very leery of randomly placed mutagen canisters. Boy that'd suck to end up getting to the lair as some sort of extremely messed up mutant. "Hi guys, I'm Sluggie the neighborly slug. Wanna be pals? No Mikey, I don't want any popcorn! No! Put down that salt!" Or worse, I'd run into RK's failed experiment or the squirelanoids before I got there depending on the hand life dealt me. I'd hope for an uneventfull trip, but those 2012 sewers are friggin scary. It'd be just my luck to stumble across an escaped Mutagen Man in the dark. Or the cockroach terminator. God! One would hope the turtles wouldn't be too far behind. I'd rather take a bunch of dromers no matter the incarnation because getting to the lair wouldn't be fun if I traveled by myself. It'd suck to be the only one who knew the TMNT anyway. I'd probably get attacked the moment I stepped in! At least I would hope they'd ask questions first. I have other turtle realities I'd like to visit but more on those some time later. Nice thread.

[CyberCubed]

I would seriously try to raid their lair. Donatello is always coming up with crazy inventions and who wouldn't want that stuff? In the original toon he created a device that could freeze time for god sakes!

Mikey would likely have some vintage comics or toys I could sell on ebay and make a profit.

For Leonardo I would swipe his katana blades and sell them for a high price.

For Raphael I dunno, but he usually has some cool swag.


The Turtles own interesting stuff and I would pick their lair clean. I'd be pack rat.

[TheBlueTurtle1]

I am not actually sure how I would feel. Mutant turtles wielding weapons!!!! what if you approached them with the intent to be friends, but they attack you? that would be what went through my mind.

I guess if things went well tho, it would be well cool to hang out with them, play video games and eat pizza.

[yipster32]

Definitely would try to be friends with them. How awesome it would be!!

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

I would try to become friends with them, after tracking them down first.

Then i would try to get Ninjutsu lessons from Splinter

[Nameless]

Ask them if they knew how to get to the Technodrome.

[blindturtle02]

Ask them if they knew how to get to the Technodrome.
Yeah I always wanted to raid the technodrome when I was a kid. The enterior was huge and it looked fun to explore.

[BODYCOUNT]

Go down there lair. Chill, Bring some Dro, Make a pizza run, do some ninja stuff, play some video games. Just Bro stuff.

[Tazi]

I'd sell the info to Bishop for tons of $$$.

[blindturtle02]

I'd sell the info to Bishop for tons of $$$.

You wanna watch out for Bishop though. He might consider you a loose end and turn you into one of those wacky monsters he keeps in crates. Then he'd probably take his money back. You might have better luck doing business with Mr. Arboost! Nah wait, then you'd have to listen to him ranting about the golden puck for hours on end. Ya know, Bishop would probably be the lesser of two evils. I hear he makes a mean Egg cream.

[tmntpower1988]

It would have to be the OT, 2k3 turtles or the ones from the first movie. I'd try to be friends with them and hang out in their lair if they allowed me of course lol I wouldn't be interested in looking for the 2012 turtles.

[electric_sheep]

I followed them until they get their hands on some ooze, because you know they will, then when when they are asleep i steal the ooze and turn my self into a kick ass mutant turtle. Then i change my name into Slash or Kirby...
When i was little i had a pet turtle and when i watched cartoon (The episode where Splinter tells their origin) i thought it was just ordinary water and splinter rubbing them that mutated them so i washed my turtle and rubbed it until it was shiny, but nothing happened. I was a stupid kid...

[Tubuloso 1984]

I'd just tell 'em to hook a ***** up with some pizza.

[Donatello19]

I'd expose them, make a ton of money, use said money to buy merchandise based off of them, and laugh as I watch them get carried away to labs for investigation.

Haha, just kidding. I'd try to be friends with them and just hang out in the lair, but I probably wouldn't go on missions because not only am I really lazy but I'd probably get killed because I'm extremely un-athletic. While they're on missions I'd crack one liners with Splinter down in the lair. I don't know if they'd really keep me around or not though, since I wouldn't really contribute much to the team...I mean, physique wise I'm pretty much Timothy :lol: I'd enjoy hanging with Don and Leo the most. I would be the extremely sarcastic down to earth member of their team :P (by the way, referring to the Nick turtles)

Ugh, why did I look at this thread...now I won't be able to stop thinking about my life if the TMNT universe existed.

[Iroh]

Ugh, why did I look at this thread...now I won't be able to stop thinking about my life if the TMNT universe existed.

I've been like that for a week now.:fshifty:

[BubblyShell22]

Yeah, I've been thinking about it, too. I'd definitely want to hang with the Nick Turtles. I even had a dream last night that my BF and I found out the Turtles were real and were so stoked about it. We followed them to the Lair, and they weren't too happy at first, but then when we swore we wouldn't reveal them to the world, they forgave us and let us hang out. Yeah, I doubt that would happen, but it was a dream, okay? Yeah, I'm weird, but that's me.

And, Cubed, you so have a death wish on your hands. You probably couldn't even get your hands on Leo's katanas because he has them on him at all times.

[blindturtle02]

Yeah, I've been thinking about it, too. I'd definitely want to hang with the Nick Turtles. I even had a dream last night that my BF and I found out the Turtles were real and were so stoked about it. We followed them to the Lair, and they weren't too happy at first, but then when we swore we wouldn't reveal them to the world, they forgave us and let us hang out. Yeah, I doubt that would happen, but it was a dream, okay? Yeah, I'm weird, but that's me.

And, Cubed, you so have a death wish on your hands. You probably couldn't even get your hands on Leo's katanas because he has them on him at all times.

lol Yeah, Cubed is a mad man! But that's why I've gotten to like him though. He might have a chance if he gets his hands on 87 Don's time stopper. Retro catapult wouldn't hurt either.

I've also had Nick Turtles dreams over the past year. Mikey trying to get me to eat peperoni and ice cream pizza was probably the weirdest. I kept telling him I just wanted a plain peperoni with extra cheese but he just kept laughing and saying,"But if you try it you might reeeally like it. I promise, it'll be reeeally gooood. You can have your peperoni and cheese but only if you take a bite of my recipe first." He was holding the actual recipe he had written down on paper, then he put it up rather quickly and said,"Not the paper, in case you were wondering. The paper would taste like... well, paper." I had no plans on eating the friggin paper. Then Raph says,"I bet the guy's thinking about where you can stick the paper, Mikey." I wasn't. Raph was just being Raph.

[pannoni1]

Well there are actual people in this world named April O'Neil and Casey Jones, so that's a given and would just prompt me to say to them "Do you like the Ninja Turtles?" But if I found out, I'd be the first to write for the top academic journals to confirm the existence of a mutation to get myself some credit! I would just make them my compadres yet tell my friends to have an opportunity to meet them. Remember the episode "Once Upon a Time Machine"? I'd be the main bodyguard for the Turtles and train some skilled guides and allow some meets and greets. I'd assume however that they were the Movie I Turtles since any animation is too unreal to believe in and is just fantasy, and all other non-animated Turtles aren't as interesting to me. Now if I found out that Venus was real, I'd tell her to head out of town.

[fridaynightdestination]

I've been like that for a week now.:fshifty:

Wow, I think I've changed you're guy's lives! :lol:

[MsMarvelDuckie]

I'd try my best to go and meet them. Maybe go for the 2012 turtles first. I'd tell them thanks for doing their part to keep the streets safe. Then I'd feel like I owed them so I'd ask if there was anything I could do in order to repay them. If I got really lucky, maybe Splinter would allow me to home school them, or at least take over part of the responsibilities. Surely they've got to be educated in the basics. Although I wonder if he lets them pursue education at their own paces? I'd much rather teach small groups than classes with 29 or so students anyway. So that'd be fun. Since they usually keep themselves hidden, I wouldn't tell anyone unless they asked me to do otherwise.

lolled at Cubed wanting to raid their lair! You better hope Leatherhead hasn't made it back from Dimension X yet, dude. He'll probably grab you by the face! Well if it's the 2012 turtles you're planning on raiding, that is. If LH ain't there, Raph would probably dunk your head in something unmensionable until you did or said just about anything he wanted. He might even pull the Cubed puppet bit on you. You better prepare yourself to fend off one ticked Raph or another depending on which incarnation you choose, man. Even if you went with 87, you'd be in biiig trouble. Cajun LH would probably be visiting the city and attempt to eat you.You might run into Irma wandering around down there and she might give you a face full of hairspray or throw her curler grenades your way. She'd also ask you if you were single, I'm betting. Do you dare to face the wrath of 87 Irma alone? There's no telling who you'd meet down there. Go with 2k3. Maybe Bishop would have your back. Yes, you're crazy, but sometimes crazy works. haha! Been a long and tiresome day, Cubed. Thanks! I needed that.

When it comes to visiting the 2012 sewers, I'd be very very leery of randomly placed mutagen canisters. Boy that'd suck to end up getting to the lair as some sort of extremely messed up mutant. "Hi guys, I'm Sluggie the neighborly slug. Wanna be pals? No Mikey, I don't want any popcorn! No! Put down that salt!" Or worse, I'd run into RK's failed experiment or the squirelanoids before I got there depending on the hand life dealt me. I'd hope for an uneventfull trip, but those 2012 sewers are friggin scary. It'd be just my luck to stumble across an escaped Mutagen Man in the dark. Or the cockroach terminator. God! One would hope the turtles wouldn't be too far behind. I'd rather take a bunch of dromers no matter the incarnation because getting to the lair wouldn't be fun if I traveled by myself. It'd suck to be the only one who knew the TMNT anyway. I'd probably get attacked the moment I stepped in! At least I would hope they'd ask questions first. I have other turtle realities I'd like to visit but more on those some time later. Nice thread.


Hey, I'll go with you! I'll even bring some pizzas, just to make sure they know we're friendly. And maybe a few drinks. Gotta wash all that pizza down, y'know.


I would seriously try to raid their lair. Donatello is always coming up with crazy inventions and who wouldn't want that stuff? In the original toon he created a device that could freeze time for god sakes!

Mikey would likely have some vintage comics or toys I could sell on ebay and make a profit.

For Leonardo I would swipe his katana blades and sell them for a high price.

For Raphael I dunno, but he usually has some cool swag.

The Turtles own interesting stuff and I would pick their lair clean. I'd be pack rat.


And you would be SUCH a dead man....

[Coola Yagami]

Just watch the news to keep tabs on them I guess. I mean, I sure as hell can't afford to just up and buy a ticket to New York in blind hopes that I get to see them.

[electric_sheep]

I am surprised that no one has said that he would spy on April, i bet all of you were thinking the same...

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Uh, no, not really. I'm female, so.... No. But I wouldn't mind meeting her.

[ProactiveMan]

I'd get them to autograph my sewer playset.

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

I would also show them this website.

I'd like to see their reactions

[The Fifth Turtle]

Def try to track them down. How isn't up for trudging through a city sewer :lol:

[Danetello]

But, they ARE real! And I've met them several times! ;) ...

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[snake]

I am surprised that no one has said that he would spy on April, i bet all of you were thinking the same...

.............Maybe

[blindturtle02]

Hey, I'll go with you! I'll even bring some pizzas, just to make sure they know we're friendly. And maybe a few drinks. Gotta wash all that pizza down, y'know.





And you would be SUCH a dead man....

Oh thank goodness, someone else to travel the sewers with! Yeah I def wouldn't go down there alone. I have a fear of sewers ever since reading It for the first time. Even more now, since there'd probably be mutagen around.

Yeah, gotta have something to wash pizza down with. Peperoni pizzas always have me guzzling whatever's on hand like there's no tomorrow. I wonder how many beverages those guys consume on a daily basis. It might also be nice to help contribute to their finances if I could. I've never been sure how they manage to buy all those pizzas from out and the ingreedients to make their own. Then there's the soda or whatever else they keep in the fridge. All that stuff has to add up over time.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Don't worry, they live in New York, not Derry, Maine, LOL!! I hear the sewers in NYC are much safer- no giant female fear-sucking spider-aliens roaming around, AFAWK. Just have to watch out for Leatherhead, and maybe Gecko and Mona Lisa. Or, y'know, the Rat King. Hmm, maybe there IS safety in numbers!

Also, haven't you heard? They always stop to pickpocket the Foot or street gangs they knock around. And people in a big city are ALWAYS dropping money. You'd be surprised how fast all that loose change adds up! And I should know- when I work drive thru, I often sweep up the dropped change outside the window, and use it for laundry money on my days off. And that's just after a few hours a day in one place- imagine being able to roam around and pick up all the change and occasional bills that fall through grates, in subway stations, storm drains, etc! I bet they could pick up quite a nice sum after a couple of days, depending on where they look.

[blindturtle02]

Ah, never really thought about them collecting spare change and bills. I suppose there really is quite allot of money laying around down there. And I'd definitely take the cash off those purple dragons and Foot if I was a turtle. I bet they've also found a tun of cash every now and then. Some people can be just plain careless with money. It'd also be fun to go hunting for random wads of cash while in the sewers or hanging around on the streets. Just rewatched the first 3 2k3 eps and am glad the guys tossed that case of stolen money at the two cops, but I bet that was quite a difficult thing to do. I suppose the turtles are rather similar to Robinhood in some ways. They only use what they need and have been known to help others out. I'm thinking of Raph and the old blind lady with the cat down the 2k3 road a piece.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

That, and aside from food, they probably don't need to pay for much anyway- Donnie pirates EVERYTHING, after all. Electricity, water, cable/satellite, internet.... Oh, yeah- I have no doubt he's got that place fully wired and has fully functioning plumbing and heat. Why would they even need money for anything but food and the occasional luxuries like going out to a movie or buying a game or comic? (like Raph does in the first movie or Mikey does with his comics and games, and what-have-you)

[BubblyShell22]

Yeah, I can definitely see them taking money from crooks who intend to use it as drug money anyway. They'd never steal from innocent people. And I agree about finding money down in the sewers as people are bound to lose money sometimes. And if they find a stolen wallet or a lost wallet, I'm sure they'd give it back to whoever it belongs to.

[graphic_content]

i dont often admit it, but Id be lying if i didnt say that I've thought about it...

...I'd want to train with them. and I'd beg Splinter to train me...I would sit outside his door, old school style, and waited until he agreed to take me on as a student.

[Radical Raph]

For all we know, Cubed could be the Shredder.

[Gimme_Three]

I would try to raid their lair.

So your a foot soldier now?

[blindturtle02]

So your a foot soldier now?

I think he named himself Packrat, so he may be going for the supervillain title. I picture Cubed in one of those 2k3 Shrednaughts stomping around in whichever incarnation of the lair he chooses to visit. Gotta say, Packrat is a nice sobriquet. If he gets his hands on 87 Don's timestopper, then he'd really go to town.

Almost forgot, if I were to visit the 87 universe, I'd try buying the Food Revivifier off Don because there's this three year old bowl of beans in the fridge my fiancé's sister never finished. Both of us are afraid to unwrap the several layers of foil it inhabits. I'd use it on the beans, then throw the beans away because neither of us like them very much. You could also seriously save money on groceries and turn those random folks who play ding dong ditch into kids/babies. What? Salt water reverses the process. It's cool.

[fridaynightdestination]

I think he named himself Packrat, so he may be going for the supervillain title. I picture Cubed in one of those 2k3 Shrednaughts stomping around in whichever incarnation of the lair he chooses to visit. Gotta say, Packrat is a nice sobriquet. If he gets his hands on 87 Don's timestopper, then he'd really go to town.

Almost forgot, if I were to visit the 87 universe, I'd try buying the Food Revivifier off Don because there's this three year old bowl of beans in the fridge my fiancé's sister never finished. Both of us are afraid to unwrap the several layers of foil it inhabits. I'd use it on the beans, then throw the beans away because neither of us like them very much. You could also seriously save money on groceries and turn those random folks who play ding dong ditch into kids/babies. What? Salt water reverses the process. It's cool.

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[Discogod]

2 words - scientific research.

Capture them (have to be all 4, 'cause if you just grabbed one the others'd come after him, which would be a pain in the arse), dissect/experiment on them to find out how they came to be, and try and use their DNA(don't know how, I'm not a scientist. I'd probably pay a buch of boffins to do all this for me) to make a race of super-mutants with which I could try and take over the world.

[fridaynightdestination]

2 words - scientific research.

Capture them (have to be all 4, 'cause if you just grabbed one the others'd come after him, which would be a pain in the arse), dissect/experiment on them to find out how they came to be, and try and use their DNA(don't know how, I'm not a scientist. I'd probably pay a buch of boffins to do all this for me) to make a race of super-mutants with which I could try and take over the world.

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[biggerontheinside]

If I ever met the turtles I would try befriend them, because they'd make awesome buddies. Would probably go for the 2012 turtles.

[Warhorse]

Well, if I found out they were real, I would probably go and see where they are, and just as I was about to knock on the door, so to speak, I'd probably chicken out and run.

If I was to meet them, I'd probably ignore them, thinking they want their space. Even though everything inside of me is screaming for me to run up to them and give them a big group hug. And maybe I would try and sneak Raph's sai away, as some sort of a keepsake.

[fridaynightdestination]

Okay, you know what would happen if any of us hardcore TMNT fans would try to meet the turtles?

Nick Show, Season 1 Episode 16, The Pulverizer, that's what would happen :lol:

[Raphtastic]

Ah! You totally could see into my brain! I was going to say that I would probably think it was the most amazing thing ever and try to play it off cool, but, in reality, I'd just be like the Pulverizer. Oh, the shame!!:tcry:

[Refractive Reflections]

So... the general consensus is that most would either be annoying cloying fans or profit/exploit from them. No wonder those Turtles want to stay in the sewers. :lol:

LOL ...Just like celebrities avoiding us "normal" people. :lol:

[Metalwolf]

Finding out the Turtles were real? You betcha I'd try to go to New York and try to find them! Especially if it's the Nick Turtles. Unfortunately they'd be a bit hard to find being skilled ninjas and all, and odds are I'd just get quickly bored and frustrated with trying to find them, and I'd end up just trying to mutate myself instead. To be honest I'd be strongly set into turning another 'Rahzar,' since I quite like the way he looks and because I know how the process was done. I might not look exactly the same (since I'm female and likely would just be smaller and less spiney) but I'd be pretty darn close.

I know, I'm weird :lol:

[D Piddy 1982]

New favourite thread.

First I'd wait til the Turtles had gone out training, then I'd hook up with Splinter. We'd chill, exchange stories, he'd train me in the ways of the martial arts. All in the promise that I'd never reveal myself the Turtles. Once I'd proven my ninja-esque abilities...when I was ready...Splinter would unveil me as the 5th Turtle...:D

I'd also obviously tell them that living in a sewer is kinda stinky though :ohwell:

Then I'd tap up Hollywood and make a film using the REAL Turtles, so then no-one could complain about how they looked on screen ;)

[This_is_my_username]

I am probably not hip enough to have mutant friends. Having the strength of a newborn kitten is not as impressive as I hope it is.

[thebrownranger]

I'd pretty much ask them to train me to free run across the rooftops of NYC at night, go on patrol, explore some of the more bigger sewer systems back home and kick it at the lair and have them introduce me to Master Splinter :tgrin:

[Jephael]

If you ever wanna know what I would do if the TMNT were real, just read my Jephaelverse stories.

[Gimme_Three]

I'd be the real life version of the pulverizer. except my bands will be blue.