The Geek Test

[Stone Ill]

C'mon, I know a bunch of people who'll score high on this test. :D

http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html


Anyways, I got

4.53649% - Poser

And no, I'm not a poser.

[Loolaa]

I got 20.71006% - Geek. I never realised I was a geek before. Now I know. :lol:

[liltimmyw]

10.65089% - Geekish Tendencies

[SeaThreePeeO]

13.80671% - Geekish Tendencies Oh dear :( lol

[Raven]

4.53649% - Poser

yay im not a geek!! I just read to many comics!

[ThirdMarioBro]

Geek - and pround of it.

[Mars-Chan]

6.90335%---poser

I am not! :lol: :D I just post on too many forums!

[Taloniss]

19.9211% - Geek

Go Geekdom!

[Mars-Chan]

You're a bigger geek than I am, Taloniss! :lol: :lol:
Geekiness Rules!!!

[cqb101]

9.66469% - Geekish Tendencies

Yay! I'm not a full blood geek!

[Antrax]

27.0217% - Total Geek
Does that mean I'm winning or losing?

[Fraggle]

Im so proud of my self i didn't know i had it in me

im so speaical to me

43.19527% - Major Geek

[That Matt Guy]

2.76134% - Poser

[Jephael]

I got 7.7% which makes me another poser.

[Kali]

18.93491% - Geek :D

[Taloniss]

You're a bigger geek than I am, Taloniss! :lol: :lol:
Geekiness Rules!!!

I need a shirt proclaiming my geekiness. That would so rule.

[Wingnut]

51.08481% - Super Geek :D

[Reznorite420]

29.19132% - Total Geek

[Leo656]

9.66469% - Geekish Tendencies

[Peanut]

6.70611% - Poser

Mostly because of all the videogame and comic questions.

[Stone Ill]

Hmm..how is there over 100 views? Do people enjoy reading the results?

[cqb101]

Hmm..how is there over 100 views? Do people enjoy reading the results?

:lol: Probably.

[NinjaKameko]

whee....39.052% - Major Geek I think. I cant remember in much detail , but i know the 39% part. :D

[That Matt Guy]

Well it doesn't surprise me, I'm the least "geeky".

[Leo656]

Don't forget "Most likely to murder your prom date and bury her in a shallow grave", Matt. :evilgrin: :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

Don't forget "Most likely to murder your prom date and bury her in a shallow grave", Matt. :evilgrin: :lol:

:lol: Most likely? I've already done that.

[Leo656]

Don't you hate it when they don't stop kicking when you're trying to stuff them into the Hefty bag?

[That Matt Guy]

That's when a brick comes in handy, just bash it against the chick's head a few times and the problem's solved.

[Leo656]

Tsk. Weapons. :roll: Whatever happened to just stuffing the ditz in a sack, bashing it against a sturdy tree and hoping that something vital snaps?

Or, when all else fails, when the bag starts leaking, that's a pretty good bet that the hard part of the job is over with.

[That Matt Guy]

Weapons? What was I thinking.

[Leo656]

Damn right man.

That way, when one of the neighbors sees you and asks you what the deal is with the leaky trash bag, and you tell them you're bringing your laundry to the laundromat for drying, you'll feel so much better knowing that the mangled body dripping viscera inside the Hefty Cinch Sack slung over your shoulder is the work of you and you alone.

And then you get to kill the neighbor, too, before they start asking any more questions.

[That Matt Guy]

:lol: I still prefer to beat my victims with a chain while their in the sack.

[Leo656]

If I'm feeling really sadistic I decorate the trash bag in paper mache, hang it in the middle of the more "ethnic" area of Jamesburg and tell all the children it's a State of the Art Screaming Pinata. They all take up their lengths of pipe and wiffle ball bats and do my job for me as I casually slink away into the crowd.

One time some kid was angry when he found out "there aint no candy in here, just a dumb mannequin with no head and a smashed pumpkin." That made my day.

[That Matt Guy]

Kind of reminds me of the time I dressed a 2 month old corpse in a clown costume and left it sitting outside of a McDonalds.

[Leo656]

And here I thought that Ronald statue smelled funny because of homeless people using it for a toilet......

[Eye of Sarnath]

I'm a major geek. No real surpirse there.

[Stone Ill]

Nope..I could've easily told you that.

[XERO]

18.73767% Geek :roll:

[HorseTechie]

37.86982% - Major Geek :D

Would've been higher too, if I didn't hate math so much.

[Reznorite420]

whee....39.052% - Major Geek I think. I cant remember in much detail , but i know the 39% part. :DYou couldn't just copy and past :-?

[Reznorite420]

Well it doesn't surprise me, I'm the least "geeky".Except when it comes to WWII?

[Raven]

Well it doesn't surprise me, I'm the least "geeky".Except when it comes to WWII?
:lol:

[Moomintroll]

36.69 - Major geek

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yay? :)
Like I didn't know! Bwahahahaa :wink:

[The Bossanova]

it said im a poser..one of the things i hate most in the world....oh cruel fate, release me from this tainted orb

[Stone Ill]

Well, take it this way. For Poser it's really Non-Geek. Them geeks are just to angry at us, they call us posers. :P

[The Bossanova]

yeah ill go with that

[That Matt Guy]

Well it doesn't surprise me, I'm the least "geeky".Except when it comes to WWII?

Well I don't write fanfics about it and draw pictures and dress up like soldiers and go to conventions.

[Moomintroll]

Tsk. Weapons. :roll: Whatever happened to just stuffing the ditz in a sack, bashing it against a sturdy tree and hoping that something vital snaps?

Or, when all else fails, when the bag starts leaking, that's a pretty good bet that the hard part of the job is over with.


Acid
feed her acid and deep her in aciid
when the cops ask "oh man, she was tripping, so she drank all this cleaning fluid and dumped the rest on her self.

Neat tidbit: Floric acid dissolves bones..... the stron acids will dissolve organic matter, if you don't want to deal with the cops and do it the messy way
dissolve her in acid in a large glass tub. And then neutrolize the acid with baking soda and flush her down the sink... No, I have not thought this out in great detail or anything....
there is also good ole' Amonia + Bleach +Inhale = dead wench
Just send her in the bathroomt o freshen up and dump some mixture in the vent....
..It's so good to be a chemist lacky

*hugs keyes to solvent cabinet to her chest*

[Reznorite420]

36.69 - Major geek

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yay? :)
Like I didn't know! Bwahahahaa :wink:That does it...you and I have to get married!

[Leo656]

I wonder if all these guys still wanna date you seeing as how you know a million ways to kill someone and dispose of a body. :lol:

[Reznorite420]

Well I don't write fanfics about it and draw pictures and dress up like soldiers and go to conventions.Uh, since when did being a "geek" about something mean you have to do things like that? I'm a Latin/ancient Rome geek, you don't see me writing alternate histories, dressing up in togas/tunics, and/or going to every lecture held by a Latin professor, do you? :lol:

[Moomintroll]

I wonder if all these guys still wanna date you seeing as how you know a million ways to kill someone and dispose of a body. :lol:


yeah... also, you know that speedbum past my house? thats Steve.....*evil grin*

[Leo656]

Rez: Just because we've never SEEN it doesn't mean it never happened. :lol:

Moomintroll: I was wondering what happened to that guy....

[Reznorite420]

Rez: Just because we've never SEEN it doesn't mean it never happened. :lol:Arrrgh, you know what I meant; "seen" was an arbitrary term. :lol:

[Pepzi]

4.33925% - Poser

[That Matt Guy]

Well I don't write fanfics about it and draw pictures and dress up like soldiers and go to conventions.Uh, since when did being a "geek" about something mean you have to do things like that? I'm a Latin/ancient Rome geek, you don't see me writing alternate histories, dressing up in togas/tunics, and/or going to every lecture held by a Latin professor, do you? :lol:

You seem like the kind of person that would do that.

[Reznorite420]

Well, first off, I don't know what gave you that impression, and second, I'm not my former Latin teacher who WOULD go to such lengths (she did all the time, what a ditz).

Oh yeah, and something just hit me; you said you don't dress in old WWII era uniforms...well, then how do you explain the pic of yourself you posted in the "Your picture" thread? Hmmm? :wink:

[That Matt Guy]

Easy, I just picked up a helmet and put it on. Likewise with a gas mask.

[Reznorite420]

Yeah, "just picked it up"...riiiiiiight :lol: Like I "just picked up" that bed sheet and put it on as a mock toga a few months ago (the occasion called for it, so I kinda had to).

[That Matt Guy]

Uh... so you think I was wearing it already? I have that all that **** in a collection, but I never put it on.

[NinjaKameko]

You couldn't just copy and paste?


Nah. computer freaked out on me and had to restart before I got a chance to post. Re-did it after looking over my moms shoulder and noticing some questions i didnt see/think about and got a 45%. :evilgrin:

[Stone Ill]

45%???!!!

*steps away slowly*

I'll hangin' out with the rest of my group..the posers. :D

[DarkNinja]

17.15976% -Geek

Yes, I do plan to conquer the world. :wink:

[damnhooligan]

26.62722% - Total Geek

I'm more dork than I am geek.

[Stone Ill]

I agree.

[Kid Icarus]

30.96647% - Total Geek

:D :lol: