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TheMexicanStaringFrog
04-14-2014, 04:15 AM
A five part review that will put every claim that it is good to rest.

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Allio
04-14-2014, 05:21 AM
"a whole five parts"

Why can't people just say they don't like it and be done with it?

TheMexicanStaringFrog
04-14-2014, 05:33 AM
"a whole five parts"

Why can't people just say they don't like it and be done with it?

Because some people can't grasp the notion that someone can dislike something that they like...

Slade
04-14-2014, 06:57 AM
Because some people can't grasp the notion that someone can dislike something that they like...

But you're tryin to show the movie sucks. It woks both ways.

Turo602
04-14-2014, 07:45 AM
Saw 5 seconds of it... got bored. Guy sounds boring as **** and I don't really care to spend over an hour on some guy's opinion. I'd rather watch The Dark Knight Rises than this review. I can go on and on about my personal gripes with the movie but it's still a great piece of entertainment that does a fine job at wrapping up Nolan's trilogy.

ZariusTwo
04-14-2014, 07:59 AM
This film at it's worse is still phenomentally superior to Marvel at thier best.

Also, the guy clearly has never seen Rocky IV, as Rocky only fights Drago once, and the crushing after-effects of that fight don't materialize until Rocky V

T-U-R-T-L-E POWA!
04-14-2014, 09:04 AM
I personally think DKR is the weakest of the 3. I just really disliked the way they handled Bane. His voice is really campy to me and I just don't like him as this merc guy like that. I actually did think Catwoman was pretty good in this film though. Who thinks Batman actually died? I personally think he didn't die and that Alfred really did see him.

TheMexicanStaringFrog
04-14-2014, 09:22 AM
Saw 5 seconds of it... got bored. Guy sounds boring as **** and I don't really care to spend over an hour on some guy's opinion. I'd rather watch The Dark Knight Rises than this review. I can go on and on about my personal gripes with the movie but it's still a great piece of entertainment that does a fine job at wrapping up Nolan's trilogy.

It's crap.

TheMexicanStaringFrog
04-14-2014, 09:23 AM
This film at it's worse is still phenomentally superior to Marvel at thier best.

Also, the guy clearly has never seen Rocky IV, as Rocky only fights Drago once, and the crushing after-effects of that fight don't materialize until Rocky V

Nope. It's a boring, bloated, rushed, poorly written mess. It's all there, just listen to it.

Peanut
04-14-2014, 09:49 AM
Did you make these videos?

TheMexicanStaringFrog
04-14-2014, 10:04 AM
Did you make these videos?

No, but i love them is if they are mine.

Turo602
04-14-2014, 02:26 PM
It's crap.

This worthless review? I bet.

TheMexicanStaringFrog
04-14-2014, 03:33 PM
This worthless review? I bet.

Great argument. Picked that one up from kindergarten?

Turo602
04-14-2014, 05:12 PM
Great argument. Picked that one up from kindergarten?

Says the kid who stole someone's opinion and thinks it supreme. Get a life. I'm not gonna argue opinions with you.

Redeemer
04-14-2014, 08:44 PM
I just really disliked the way they handled Bane. His voice is really campy to me and I just don't like him as this merc guy like that.

I am the opposite Bane was the best aspect of this movie imo. This movie is the most enjoyable movie for me.
I have seen Dark Knight way too many times. Even though Dark Knight is a superior movie.

As far as people complaining about the writing, I have never seen so many movie quotes written on t-shirts.
I don't see many marvel quotes on t-shirts.
"Do You Feel in charge??" Personal favorite.

T-U-R-T-L-E POWA!
04-14-2014, 10:41 PM
I am the opposite Bane was the best aspect of this movie imo. This movie is the most enjoyable movie for me.
I have seen Dark Knight way too many times. Even though Dark Knight is a superior movie.

As far as people complaining about the writing, I have never seen so many movie quotes written on t-shirts.
I don't see many marvel quotes on t-shirts.
"Do You Feel in charge??" Personal favorite.

I really don't know what my favorite movie would be of this trilogy. Don't get me wrong. I liked the movie. I just don't think it was as great as it was made out to be. As a huge fan of Batman comics I also didn't like the way they handled Talia and saw it coming from a mile away. What are your thoughts on the Burton Batman vs the Nolan Batman? I think Burton had a MUCH better Gotham but that was obviously right up his alley. I liked the exteriors of his Gotham a lot better. I think Nolan captured the essence of most of the characters better though. I would have liked to have seen more Scarecrow from Nolan. I also didn't like the fact that Eckhart played Harvey Dent and was totally not utilized at all. Two-Face is a villain that could really translate well to the screen and was totally not under used in my opinion.

Cure
04-14-2014, 11:35 PM
I think Burton had a MUCH better Gotham but that was obviously right up his alley.

I can agree with this. When I think of Gotham, I think of giant dude statues holding sh*t up.

T-U-R-T-L-E POWA!
04-15-2014, 08:16 AM
I can agree with this. When I think of Gotham, I think of giant dude statues holding sh*t up.

Me too. I always think of Gotham as sort of a city with a landscape like the 50s crime noir movies. I feel like Burton is great with all that shadowy stuff like that. Nolan's just looked a little to industrial for me.

Peanut
04-15-2014, 08:31 AM
I like how this kid got banned already lol

Whatswiththeheadbands?
04-15-2014, 01:54 PM
I don't think that The Dark Knight rises sucks at all.

It might not be the best movie in the trilogy, but it's a fitting conclusion to the trilogy.

Just because one person says it sucks, does not make it a fact.

AT-Man
04-15-2014, 06:50 PM
I've seen at least two people banned within couple of days, and I don't think I found any reasons from their posts, or were those removed too?

T-U-R-T-L-E POWA!
04-15-2014, 10:13 PM
I don't think that The Dark Knight rises sucks at all.

It might not be the best movie in the trilogy, but it's a fitting conclusion to the trilogy.

Just because one person says it sucks, does not make it a fact.

Yeah the only way it would be a fact would be if that one person was me. LOL. Just kidding.