In need of serious help....

[Voltron]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/wbagienski/WEB9/index.htm

A couple weeks back my friend invited me to her grqaduation party. Never one to make a normal entrance, I snuck into her house as a ninja, and fought some pirates. I'm the one with bitchin red scarf and sais. We crashed her party, and all her family in friends were in awe that ninjas burst into her backyard and fought people.

[Albrecht]

what do u need help with getting ur warning taken away??? :lol: :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

I would need about 15 beers before I would even consider dressing like a ninja and prancing around with plastic knives.

[Voltron]

To be honest I was up to two warnings at one point and had to beg to get one taken away. I think I've been awful good.

And I had about 6 beers in me before I went.

[Leo656]

Insane.

And this is coming from a guy who dressed up as Hollywood Hogan last year for Halloween...

[Voltron]

go tell your friends that you know a real ninja! And he crashes parties!

[Albrecht]

I may be 13 but I seriously think that I can kick your ass.

[Leo656]

I'unno... Voltron seems like a pretty big guy, and most 13 year olds are rather diminutive. I'll bet a 5-spot on black that he could shotput you a good 30 yards. :D

[Albrecht]

youv'e never seen me fight pal.

[That Matt Guy]

That's so immature.

[Leo656]

I've never seen Voltron throw a shotput, either, but that doesn't restrict my ability to imagine the possible outcome of said exercise, weighing the variables, and betting money on it. :D

[Albrecht]

how tall r u voltron and how much do u weigh?

[Eye of Sarnath]

Voltron, I thought you were a 42-year-old bald virgin that lives in your parents basmement.

Besides, I bet I could kick both your asses. (j/k) :wink:

[Leo656]

Perhaps that's what Voltron ASPIRES to be. He isn't quite there yet.

[Eye of Sarnath]

That would explain a considerable amount. But really Voltron, you should set your sights higher than that. ANYONE can be a 42 year old balding virgin if they try hard enough.

[Raven]

wow.......thats just crazy
I remember when I use to go up to people
and tell them I could kick there ass
well than I got my ass kicked :roll:
I need to pick my fights better.........

[Eye of Sarnath]

The moral of today's story? Don't go around telling people you can kick their ass. 9 out 10 times, you can't.

[Raven]

ya because usally when you say that to some one there taller and fatter than you......and might be carrering a weopon :o

[Eye of Sarnath]

And that colud get really messy really fast.

[Peanut]

Don't you just love little kids who think they can beat everyone up?

[Jephael]

I'd only start a fight if someone were to hassle me or someone I care about. Like if I saw a nice girl I know getting hit on by some pervert, I'd make like Marty/George McFly and say "Get your g*ddamn meathooks offa her!"

[Eye of Sarnath]

Starting fights is a serious health risk, you know.

Don't you just love little kids who think they can beat everyone up?

Everyone I know who is around 13 years old thinks like that.

[Raven]

this is a pretty funny story some pot head bumps in to me in school, I was pissed as it was so I yell out good job you faq
he turns around, looks at me and my 2 other friends, I was at the far left, so this kid goes to the middle person and starts bitching at him i swear this was is what he said
"you want to start somthing" I had to go behind him because I was laughing so hard,
I coulndt belive he yelled at the wrong kid :lol: how the hell did I get out of that......so now when ever we see him we always go up to him and say"you want to start somthing"

[Albrecht]

iv'e never lost a fight mainly because I only fight ppl around my age.

[That Matt Guy]

You must not get into many if you win them all.

[Raven]

:lol: hes probably just fighting himself

[Voltron]

1)Sorry, Garet, I'm gonna have to pass on getting my ass kicked by a 13-year-old. I would never stand a chance against your prepubescent fury.

2)No, I'm not a 42-year-old bald virgin, I'm a 6'2" 180lb nerd who watches cartoons.

3)Garet, why you gotta be a playa hater?

[Albrecht]

im 6' and and 157 pounds.

[Voltron]

Hold on, let me try and give a ****...

[Leo656]

That's a pretty big 13 year old.

They must be lacing Doritos with anabolic steroids or something these days.

[Eye of Sarnath]

I was still taller than that when I was 13...

[Leo656]

Man, my height stalled out at 5'7 when I was 14. What a gyp.

No wonder I'm so pissed at my mom for doing all that coke and drinking so much when she was pregnant. :|

[Raven]

jesus :o when I was 13 I was only 5' somthing

[Reznorite420]

im 6' and and 157 pounds.Stick figure :lol:

[Raven]

well its better than being 300 pounds at that age
I see a lot of kids that are getting close to that
around here at that age

[Reznorite420]

Tell me about it, I swear this is the "Fat Generation" or something.

[Mr. Snackpants]

when I was 13, I was 6'2'' or 6'3''