Greetings All

[Gyle]

*Wing wavies to everyone* Hello everybody..Enigma, my cousin, showed me this place, and I decided to come and give this place a try...I'm not very good at keeping up with MBs, but I try..^^

[enigma-1]

*appears, sighing* I was wondering when you would show up. Welcome aboard, Gyle. Don't mind the weirdness, it's part of daily life.

[Gyle]

*Chuckles* Weirdness? *Looks around at some of the stuff going on around here* Obviously you haven't been to some of the chats and other MBs I go to..:lol:

[enigma-1]

Nor do I want to. I get my dose of silliness right here. :razz:

[Tinselcat]

*walks in, wearing tmnt cheerleaders outfit and holding sparkly pom-poms* sillyness? what sillyness?

[enigma-1]

*sighs* Never mind, Tinselcat. :sweatdro:

[Loolaa]

Hello Gyle!!! Welcome to the Forum!

... I don't think it's silly at all..... :razz:

[Kali]

No, we're not silly. We're INSANE! Bwahahahahahaha!

Oh, hi Gyle! Welcome aboard.

[SeaThreePeeO]

Greetings and salutations fellow forum lurker. :smile:

[enigma-1]

I think that about sums it up. I was trying to put it mildly so he wouldn't get scared. :razz:

[azure turtle]

*appears in a puff of blue smoke*
Greetings, Gyle! Welcome to the Technodrome, home of many crazed TMNT fans. Please sit back and enjoy your stay.
*whispers*
Watch out for the rabid fan girls... :eek:
Anyway, here's your welcome gift.
*gives Gyle a mango of welcome*
Have fun!

[SeaThreePeeO]

Puff of blue smoke? What have you been up to Azure?

[enigma-1]

*elbows Gyle* See? I told ya so.

[azure turtle]

On 2002-06-23 19:23, Nunchucker wrote:
Puff of blue smoke? What have you been up to Azure?


My old tricks. :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

*sighs* What else?

[HorseTechie]

Aah... heeeello! *clears throat and stands tall* Being a cyborg digi-mutant whatever, I rarely suffer from whatever hormone-induced fantaisies those other girls here rave on and on about in the wee hours of the night. You can say, I'm just here to bring balance to the Force. Welcome my new friend! :razz:

[azure turtle]

Aha! I bring balance too! SC says so :razz:

[Tinselcat]

*looks up at azure turtle from cuddling donatello* rabid fan girls? i don't know where you get these strange ideas. *shakes head and snuggles with donnie some more*

[azure turtle]

*folds arms*
Uh huh... :razz:

[HorseTechie]

Heee.. well as long as she doesn't start doing perverted things with Don, she's safe. :wink:

[Gyle]

Sorry for the long time to post..2 past days were spent in the college I am going to..2 days in a dorm with NO AIRCONDTIONING! EVIL!
Anywhooo...*looks at this mango* Hmm..What am I supposed to do with it? O_o
Alittle background on my little..err..or is it big self considering what I am? ^_^
I am Gyle, the nice dragon fellow. If any of you out there think they can beat me in a contest of who's the biggest dragon Fan..Bring it! O_O...^_^
Now..*looks around* Any questions about my little big self?

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[azure turtle]

*waves*
Hi! At first, I feared that we'd scared you away. :grin: Oh, and that mango? You're supposed to eat it...or you can give to a friend.
*eyes TC wearily*
If she starts doing anything funny with Don, I'm outta here.
*turns his attention back to Gyle*
Questions, eh? So...uh...who's your favorite turtle? (yes, I know that's a typical question...) Mine's the party dude, Michael...err, Michelangelo! I keep forgetting his name changed. Bleah... :razz:

[Loolaa]

No.. at first we feared *Azure* had scared you away!!!

*runs off giggling manically*

[azure turtle]

*chases after Loolaa*
I'm not scary! :razz:

[HorseTechie]

Hrmph... :roll:

*looks up* Ohh.. an a beautiful dragon yo are? What types of dragons to you favor: English, Celtic, Asian... or all of thee above?

As far as Turtles go, I'm in constant turmoil between Don and Raph (though Don usually ends up being my primarily fav, much to Raph's chagrin).

[Loolaa]

*sticks tongue out at Azure and carries on running*

*shouts over her shoulder*

I like ALL dragons! So I bet Gyle is really cool!

[azure turtle]

Hey, I like dragons too! Especially azure ones. :wink:
*stops running*
Darn! And I would've caught Loolaa too, if it weren't for these meddling kids and their turtle.

[Gyle]

*Chuckles as he watches the chaos*
Well..I'd have to say English..But my favorite would have to be either the dragons from the book series, The Halfblood series..Or Dimar from http://www.dreslough.com (VISIT HERE NOW!!)
Favorite turtle? *thinkies* WOuld have to me Mikey as well..
And yes I am a cute dragon. :grin: Just see for yourself at my elfwood gallery:
http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/k/u/kuhta/kuhta.html
Well now..Anymore questions before I jump into an rp?

[HorseTechie]

:razz:

Cool sites, and pics you drew. Hah... gotta do so more! (I'm on elfwood somewhere there too...need to update as well)

Oh... one more thing. You gotta check this site too. http://www.dragonytes.com . Then you're free to RP!

[azure turtle]

*raises hand*
Oh wait! Just a small request before you jump into an RPG. If you're planning on getting involved with Chapter 5 or the Becoming RPG, make sure to do a little bio for your char in the Character Bios thread. Ah, and it's always nice to meet a fellow Mikey fan! And you're male...that's a good thing. You can help me fend off these rabid fangirls when they get a little crazy. :razz:
Now you may go in peace, young dragon.
*does a small bow*

[Tinselcat]

ooooh, i've seen that dragonytes page, it's really cool.

[HorseTechie]

yay... she needs to update it some more now. ;p

[Loolaa]

I love the picture of Gyle!! He looks so sweet!

[HorseTechie]

Hee... a blue dragon.. and a blue turtle, and both both guys. Whatta coinkidink! :smile:

[azure turtle]

Gee, I wonder what'll be next? A blue fox? A blue griffon? The possiblities are endless. :eek:

[HorseTechie]

mmm... a blue horse? :grin:

[azure turtle]

*slaps forehead*
How could I miss that? Hey...maybe we can paint HT blue... :evilgrin:

[Loolaa]

*pulls out her acrylics and a big brush* :evilgrin:

[Tinselcat]

PAINTFEST!! grab your smock, everyone!

[HorseTechie]

*suddenly realizes she is the center of everyone's attention* Ack! But I like being a green horse!


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[azure turtle]

LOL! It'll be fun! But I don't think HT is gonna hold still long enough for us to paint her. Oh well.
*begins painting on a canvas instead*

[Kali]

*brings out the paintguns* Up for a little target practice, anyone?

[Loolaa]

Heheheh... oh yeah!

[Tinselcat]

target practice... i'm in! *cackles manaiacally*

[enigma-1]

*appears* Count me in too.

[Tinselcat]

BANZAI!!

[enigma-1]

*tries to decide whether morph arm or just get a spare*

[Kali]

*passes out the paint guns and blue paintballs*

[azure turtle]

*snaps his fingers*
Darn! It's been so long since our last paintball fight...and I'm gonna miss this one :( Oh well. Someone get Kali for me. :evilgrin:

[Loolaa]

*takes gun and paintballs*

This is cool... except... I've never done this before... *shrugs* How hard can it be?

[HorseTechie]

Eep!

*vanishes out of sight* :eyemouth:
Can't hit whatchu can't seeeee...

[Tinselcat]

*turns gun over in hands* so, does this thing operate like the mega-target death blaster 300, or the super-scorcher 3?

[enigma-1]

*shrugs, opting for both* Let's see. Left arm is the morph and right is the manual.

[Gyle]

Wow..Did my coming to this place cause a war against HT? :o

[enigma-1]

No, we're just gonna have a paintball war. You in?

[Gyle]

*Grins and grabs both of his paintball guns, and straps on some paint grendades* mwhahaha!!! :lol: :lol:

[enigma-1]

*smiles innocently* Fair warning, cous. Use any pink on me and you're gonna get zapped.

[Gyle]

*Fills his 200 ball ammo holder, one on each gun, with nothing BUT pink paintballs* :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

Don't even think about it, Gyle.

[Gyle]

Do whaat?:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[enigma-1]

You know what I mean, flamebrat. :P

[Gyle]

*Chuckles* Oh do I? :-? *Aims one of his guns at Enigma* Lets see if I do.. :D

[enigma-1]

*aims her own blasters* Do and you'll get the same thing right back.

[Gyle]

:o .......... :lol: Thats the whole point! :evilgrin: But beware..I'm a sniper!

[enigma-1]

And I'm a bounty hunter, so what's your point?

[Gyle]

It meanss..*Aims, and fires the first shot of the war, and SPLAt..Enigma has a pink belly button on her shirt* I never miss.. :evilgrin: :lol: :D

[enigma-1]

*merely shrugs* And I'm never unprepared.

*fires a shot, over his head and hits a bucket, causing some paint bombs to fall on Gyle's head*

[Gyle]

*Is now a certain color* I was in boy scouts..Always be prepared..*Calls on a Cell Phone..And waits.... :| ..* Ahh.Here they come..*A plane swoops in, and Enigma is dumped in bright hot pink paint, from head to two* Mwhaha! :P

[enigma-1]

Eh...*shrugs and snaps fingers, the paint vanishing*

You were... *communicator beeps* Hold that thought.

*answers* Yeah?

[Gyle]

*Chuckles and awaits, grinning* :D

[enigma-1]

Are you sure? *grumbles* All right, I"ll be there shortly.

*hangs up* Ugh. Why do I even keep that stupid furball around to begin w/?

[Gyle]

What furball? :-?

[enigma-1]

Rage. He's a Cabalos that I keep as a pet. He just destroyed ANOTHER groomer's shop and so now, I have to pay for the damages. Again.

[Gyle]

*Chuckles* Poor Poor you.. :lol:

[Loolaa]

Gah!! It's a full scale WAR!!!!

*Drops her paintball gun and flees the thread*

[Tinselcat]

*jiggles paint gun* i think this thing is defective... oh well, not my kind of ammo anyway. *takes out a huge waterballoon launcher* now, THIS is my kind of ammo! *launches purple-paint-filled waterballoons in random directions*

[HorseTechie]

*laughs at this new revelation* Ahh.. so Enigma doesn't like to be pink either! *looks at color of paintballs* How about lavendar purple?

[enigma-1]

I prefer green. That color you can throw at me all you want, but pink and purple. Well, it's your funeral.

*glares at Gyle* Don't make me mention the Sega incident, buddy.

[Kali]

I've got red, is that okay? *puts on her goggles*

[enigma-1]

That, I don't mind either. But I can't stick around for this. I've got to get to what remains of the groomer and see if I can catch Rage before he eats someone else.

*vanishes*

[Gyle]

*Twtiches and goes utterly mad, and runs around, shooting everyone with his automatic paintball shooter, laughing madly!* MWHAHAHAHA!!!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D

[enigma-1]

*box appears in corner, covered in chains, ropes and any other restraint imaginable; a note is pinned on one side reading*

Hey guys,

Sorry, had to drop him off here while we try to find the groomer's assistant. I have no idea how long that will take, but for now, I have to leave this here. For your own sakes, DO NOT OPEN IT!

Enigma

*box is bouncing up and down madly, growling and snarling heard within*

[Tinselcat]

Painfully tempting, isn't it? *walks over to box and sniffs it tentativly, immediately getting bapped in the nose* hmmm... none too friendly, that one.

[enigma-1]

*box continues to bounce around, threatening to break even though it is made of special metal*

[Loolaa]

*looks at the box, nervously*

I just know someone is going to open this..... :|

[Kali]

Well, I'm not. I could, since I'm basically immortal and it won't kill me, but I still don't enjoy being mauled.

I have a feeling Azure will, if it's still her when he gets back. *is tempted to erase enigma's warning* But I won't, that would be an abuse of power.

[enigma-1]

*box suddenly stops bouncing and all goes quiet within it*

[Kali]

Ummm... is that a good sign? Let's hope it just fell asleep and hasn't tunneled or transported out or anything. Enigma's pets are pretty tricky.

[enigma-1]

*thru 2 air holes in the side of the box, red glowing eyes peer out at everyone else*

[Loolaa]

*steps back, alarmed*

Are you SURE it can't get out....? :sweatdro:

[Kali]

Hmmm... I think if it could it'd be out already.

[enigma-1]

*voice from within the box* I am NOT an it, madam. I am a he.

[Kali]

*frowns* Oh, terribly sorry, I had no idea you were sentient. My deepest apologies.

[enigma-1]

*chuckles darkly as red eyes blink* No apologies necessary. Many assume that simply b/c I am partly insane and prone to violent outbursts, that I am a simple creature like that idiot Naga, Pyrae.

*clears throat* I would recommend that you follow the warning label however. I'm sorry to admit that when left to my own devices, I'm...not very good with strangers.

[Kali]

*smirks* Well, neither am I.

[enigma-1]

*chuckles again* Yes, so I can sense. I can smell the demon in you.

*blinks, eyes moving as he paces within the cage* You wouldn't happen to have anything to eat, would you? I'm afraid I haven't quite had that much today and I could certainly go for a bite.

[Gyle]

Ohh..What this? A little talking puppy? *Gives a wide draconic grin* :D

[enigma-1]

*red eyes blink* A puppy? Hardly.

[Kali]

*thinks* Enigma got really mad the last time we fed one of her friends without consulting her. Besides, the only thing we have on ready supply is mangoes.

[Loolaa]

Yeah!! We have lots of mangos!
I'd rather you ate a mango than ate me.... :goofygri:

[HorseTechie]

heh... must be related to Scrappy Doo, er something. :P

[enigma-1]

*another chuckle* I prefer a salad, but then, that's what Enigma feeds most of us. Even the carnivores like myself.

[Loolaa]

mmmmm, i'm quite fond of salad. What do you like in your salad?

[enigma-1]

Hmm. A bit of lettuce, a dash of carrots and celery seed, raddishes and just a touch of low-fat salad dressing w/ a side order of...well, no. I don't think I'll mention that.

[HorseTechie]

Mhh.. I don't like salad in itself anymore. I like seaweed better! Yeah.. since I eat Korean more than anything, they like to use dried sheets of seaweed to wrap around bites of rice or bits of meat. I also like using small lettuce leafs to wrap around the rice n meat (like a burrito wrapper or something). Yeah.. i'm an omnivore and proud of it! :P

[enigma-1]

I would prefer something other than salad, but Enigma is quite strict about our dietary habits. Unfortunately.

[HorseTechie]

That's a pity! Does she think she can control you by making you weak that way?

[enigma-1]

*eyes blink* No. Even if we are her pets, she has no desire to control us by way of our food. She just limits what we take in for the most part. Such as no junk food, like ice cream, pizza and the occasional mail carrier.

[HorseTechie]

So why doesn't she getcha some Tbone steak (made form cows) or some BBQ chicken wingfs for yah. WOuldn;t that keep yah from craving the wrong things, like... bipedal people like mailcarriers, groomers, and US for example.

[enigma-1]

*appears, coughing and dusting herself off* I would, HT, but unfortunately, Rage can't handle that type of food and he knows it. His doctor says it's not good for him and I have to keep him on low-fat meats and salads. Same goes for a lot of the others.

*eyes blink* Ah, back I see. I was beginning to wonder.

*glares at the box* Yes, I'm back and I ought to turn you into a poodle for all the trouble you've put me thru, you fuzz-brained creep.

[Tinselcat]

*walks in, assesses the situation, walks out* :|

[enigma-1]

*chuckles again* Then who would protect the house when you're not home? I am the only one who can be counted on not to be affected by outside forces, Enigma.

Maybe, but keep this up, and I may just give into temptation and turn you into one after all. A pink one too.

[Kali]

Poodles can be quite ferocious, actually. Might make a decent guard dog. *smirks*

[enigma-1]

*growls* Ha, ha. Very funny.

*smiles* Actually Kali, that's what Rage is. He's my guard dog, or rather, my guard Cabalos. He's the one thing that I have that isn't affected by magic other than my own.

[Loolaa]

... so what's he doing here in the box, anyway...?

[enigma-1]

*crosses arms, glaring at the red eyes* He's in there b/c he decided it was more fun to destroy the groomers again than to listen to me. I had to put him in the box b/c I didn't have time to take him home. He buried the groomer's assistant and I had to help look for the poor guy.

[Loolaa]

*looks at box sternly and crosses arms*

Dear me, grooming is very important, y'know, whether you like it or not...

[enigma-1]

*snorts, then growls again* Not when it involves scented shampoo.

*keeps on glaring* Better that than smelling like that just croaked.

[Loolaa]

..maybe you should compromise with uncsented shampoo, clean but no bad smell...?

[enigma-1]

*eyes glare at Enigma* I happen to like the way I smell.

*sighs* I tried that, Loola, several times. He just doesn't like getting a bath.

[Loolaa]

Guess you'll just have to keep a clothes peg on your nose!!

[HorseTechie]

And some airfreshener and Febreeze in plenty supply! :lol:

[enigma-1]

Hmm. If you guys think it's so easy living w/ that smell, let's see what you think of it.

*snaps fingers, the box disappearing and revealing a huge, purple wolf-like creature w/ horns and sabre teeth on a chain*

Rage: Ah, free at last.

*tugs on the chain that appears in her hand* No so fast. You're not going anywhere.

*has on a gas mask as stench fills the air*

[Kali]

I would probably be complaining... if I hadn't grown up with a brimstone landscape.

[enigma-1]

Rage: *sneers* See? I told you that I don't stink, Enigma.

[Kali]

Well, not as much as brimstone, at least.

[enigma-1]

Well, worse or not, enough is enough. If you won't let the groomer give you a bath, then I'll do it myself and you know how that will happen. :evilgrin:

Rage: *actually gulps* You wouldn't dare!

Try me.

[Kali]

*chuckles* Well, this could prove interesting.

[enigma-1]

Rage: *tugs on his chain* Maybe I'll just go and let the groomer give me a bath.

Sorry, but you had a chance, now this is what you get.

*snaps fingers, washtub, soap and rags appear* There.

*turns to the others* Think I should use the pink shampoo or the red?

[Kali]

Ooh, pink! Use the pink! *evil chuckle*

[enigma-1]

Rage: I hope you both know that I hate you for this. :evil:

*is lifted off the ground and dropped headfirst into the tub*

*just smiles as the soap and rags start doing their work* Whatever, Rage. But like I said, don't blame us. You brought this on yourself.

[azure turtle]

*walks in and analyzes the situation*
:blanksta: :???:
*follows Tinselcat and leaves the thread*

[enigma-1]

Rage: *grumbles, plotting revenge*

[HorseTechie]

*wrinkles nose while hair curls* No different than the 'aromatic' pee spots in a horses stall after it hadn't been cleaned for a couple days. :roll:

[azure turtle]

*comes back in*
EWWW!! Sorry, I overheard what HT said. :razz:
*runs back out*

[Gyle]

*Watches this* :o You people scare me..

[enigma-1]

*shrugs* Is it my fault that he always smells so bad? I try to keep him clean but I can only be in so many places at once, ya know.

[azure turtle]

*stands next to Gyle*
Ya, you people scare me too! :razz:

[Kali]

*blinks* I'm a demon, what do you expect?

[enigma-1]

*glances at the still grumbling Rage* You know, I could always let him run around here a bit after he's had his bath. Rage really hasn't had his exercise today and I'm sure that he would like to play w/ someone. :evilgrin:

[Tinselcat]

*prances back in holding several ribbons of different pastel colors* wanna make rage all pretty?

[enigma-1]

Rage: *still in the bath, glares at Tinselcat and growls* :evil:

[Tinselcat]

*refrains from patting him on the head for fear of getting her hand bitten off* oh, but you would look so pretty! what do you think of pepto-bismol pink? or maybe pea green... or both...

[azure turtle]

Yuck...I don't think he wants to be dressed up in those colors, TC...

[Gyle]

*Chuckles* Ribbon and Bow him..It did wonders for Zypher at Furfire MB..Hehe.. :lol:

[enigma-1]

Nah, no bows this time, Tinselcat. He's already getting turned pink for what he did and I think the colors would clash.

[Gyle]

Pink fur and blue bows won't clash. :wink:

[enigma-1]

*merley glances at Gyle* You may want to be careful what you say, cous. Rage isn't exactly in a good mood.

Rage: *growling and snarling, still vowing vengeance*