Movie quotes game

[cqb101]

I'll give a qote from a movie and the first person to get it will give another quote and so on. Heres the first quote:

"Blessed be the Lord my strength, who teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight."

What movie is that from?

[That Matt Guy]

That's from the Bible.

[cqb101]

That's from the Bible.

And it's also from a movie.

[Raven]

the ten commmandments

[cqb101]

the ten commmandments

Nope.....I have a feeling this quote is too hard, so I'll give another one.

BTW it was from SPR.

"God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump womens legs at cocktail parties."

[That Matt Guy]

Hackers

[cqb101]

Hackers

Yep.

[That Matt Guy]

Well I guess it's my turn. Nobody will get this one.

"I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, f***er! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from my f***ing gun; f***er! You recieve a love letter from me and you're f***ed forever! You understand, f***? I'll send you straight to hell, f***er!"

[Reznorite420]

Natural Born Killers?

Or was it one with Patricia Arquette and Don Johnson?

[That Matt Guy]

Nope. It's from the movie Blue Velvet. Dennis Hopper tells it to Kyle Maclachlan as he beats the crap out of him.

[Karpo_007]

Il give one, might be to easy for some people tough...

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb"

[Leo656]

The Adam West Batman movie.

I'll brb after I think of a quote....

[Leo656]

K, here's one... kinda easy...

"The justice system works more swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers..."

[Karpo_007]

Back to the Future Part II

[Leo656]

Good job.

[Mars-Chan]

O.k., here's one:
"Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children...Morphine is bad for you."

[Reznorite420]

The Crow.

My turn (not completely word for word, so bear with me):

"Walls are solid broze, probably about 3 feet thick..."
"Don't give up, Jack."
(angrily and sarcastically) "OK, I won't, Wang! Let's just chew our way out!"

[Leo656]

The Crow

K, here's one...

"This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head.... remember that?"
"That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me..."

[That Matt Guy]

Ghostbusters

[That Matt Guy]

This one's easy

"What is your major malfunction; numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy give you enough attention when you were a child?"

[Reznorite420]

The CrowIn case you didn't notice, I beat you to it :D

[Albrecht]

hey baby, i noticed you have braces, I have braces to you wanna uuhh, do it.

[That Matt Guy]

Beavis and Buttland do America

[Albrecht]

yep

[Brodie]

Dun Dun Dun:


"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

and

"Oh no, I've seen way too many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning."

and then

" Now if I remember my protocol correctly, the powers will attempt to contact the Last Scion--which leaves us no other recourse than to eliminate her before she enters the fray. I need you three to shuffle her loose the mortal coil, so that we may obtain our final glory. Are we all on the same page?"

Ahem

"That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! I mean, look at you! You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex! And I should know, we can smell our own. "

[redsai4lex]

This one's easy

"What is your major malfunction; numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy give you enough attention when you were a child?"

Full Metal Jacket

[redsai4lex]

Ive got a lot.....

"I Did'nt build the f*cking thing!!!!"

"Im an inconsiderate prick!!!"

"Take this under advisement, Jerkweed...."

"See that my son does not go crazy..."

"Cyclops Lady is really starting to bug me."

"It came from a 1984 Dolphin AFC Championship Ring"

"Your afraid your a fake, and you'll rush into any fight just to prove your not."

"Anger clouds the mind, it is an unconquerable enemy"

"I require a cutting tool."

"I have a bad feeling about this..."

-this one is used too much-
"Where am I ???"

[cqb101]

"Cyclops Lady is really starting to bug me."

Rockhound-Armageddon.

"It came from a 1984 Dolphin AFC Championship Ring"

Ace Ventura?

[The Bossanova]

"i didnt build the f*cking thing"

The terminator

"im an inconsiderate prick"

Liar liar

"your afraid your a fake and youll rush into any fight just to prove your not"

mortal kombat

"i have bad feeling about this"

star wars episode 4

[The Bossanova]

alright lets see .....


" have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"

[Leo656]

Batman

And yes, Rez, I noticed we posted at the same time. Wiseguy. :P

[Leo656]

I have no idea about the first one, Brodie. But...


"Oh no, I've seen way too many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning."

That's from "Dogma"


" Now if I remember my protocol correctly, the powers will attempt to contact the Last Scion--which leaves us no other recourse than to eliminate her before she enters the fray. I need you three to shuffle her loose the mortal coil, so that we may obtain our final glory. Are we all on the same page?"

Also from "Dogma"


"That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! I mean, look at you! You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex! And I should know, we can smell our own. "

That's "Mallrats". You're one helluva Jason Lee fan. I like that.

I'm guessing the first one was another quote from a Kevin Smith movie, but I'm thinking maybe a deleted scene? I could also be completely wrong. :P


K, my turn, let me see.....


"Reap the whirlwind, Sheriff Brady.......... REAP IT!!!!"

[The Bossanova]

jason lee is an awesome person to quote..he has the best deliver on his lines..but i have no clue about this one

[Brodie]

The first one was from Donnie Darko.


Yeah, I'm a big Jason lee fan, he's my favorite actor, then Bruce Campbell.

[XERO]

Okay, I have some:

"Man, you come right outta a comic book!"

Next...

"Fat guy in a little coat! Fat guy in a little cooaaat!"

Next...

"Let's murderlize'em!"

And finally...

"You're force to listen to
The individual, the metaphysical
The Mac-Mitten rhyme ritual heterosexual
Syllables, they sound complex to you
Lines perplexin' you
With words that can put a hex on you
Snap that neck on you
Murder you, boil you
We keep a white boy or two
Let my man grab the mike
You'll see how Bunny Rabbit do!"

[Reznorite420]

Ive got a lot.....

"I Did'nt build the f*cking thing!!!!"

"It came from a 1984 Dolphin AFC Championship Ring"

"Anger clouds the mind, it is an unconquerable enemy"

"I have a bad feeling about this..."1st one = The Terminator

2nd one = Ace Ventura 1

3rd = TMNT 1

4th = Star Wars (take your pick)

Leo: Why, yes, I AM a wiseguy :D

[Reznorite420]

My turn again:

"Look, your highness, it's not that we're afraid...far from it! It's just that we got this thing about death; it's not us."

[Leo656]

Just since nobody got it, the "reap the whirlwind" quote was from Young Guns.

[The Bossanova]

" lets muderilize em"
3 ninjas

[The Bossanova]

ok.....this ones easy
"a jose cansaco bat? "

i have another one too.

"good against remotes is one thing..good against the living..thats something else."

[Fugitoid Jones]

Rez, your is from 'Spaceballs'. Bossanova, yours is from TMNT 1. Mine is, "I hated the thing sir, it took out all the fun of armageddon."

[The Bossanova]

what about my second one eh?

[Mr. Snackpants]

what about it?

[The Bossanova]

nobody will ever figure it out (dr evil laugh) ahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!

[Leo656]

It was Han Solo in "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope"

[Eye of Sarnath]

That was far too easy...

[XERO]

So far, only one of my quotes were right, does anyone know the other 3? :D

[Mars-Chan]

Here's mine:
"What are you doing?!"
"I'm sending up a flare."
"But the rum....is gone...."
No one'll get this one.

[cqb101]

Heres an easy one:

"You wanna be famous? Shoot me! You want headlines? You wanna be a star? Shoot me now!"

[Mars-Chan]

:lol: *almost sing-songy* No one 'll guess mine!!!

[Reznorite420]

"You wouldn't shoot me, would you, sweetheart? After all...WE'RE MARRIED!" *pulls a gun out from behind her*

*he shoots in her in the head, goes up to her dead body* "Consider that a divorce."

[Raven]

Here's mine:
"What are you doing?!"
"I'm sending up a flare."
"But the rum....is gone...."
No one'll get this one.

:D so I guess im no one!
pirates of the caribeen
i love that movie

[SeaThreePeeO]

Ooo Ooo can I play?

Okay here's mine

'That was a mistake'

hee hee hee

[InsaneZane]

1.) "You know what it feels like to be knocked out!!!???
Your brain presses against your skull and it feels like THIS!"

2.) "YER GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!"

3.) "He was kinda high on himself... too much chaos, everything's chaos...."

4.) "Here we are in the worst place in the world and we're not even getting paid."

5.) "Dont worry.........Dont worry..................I'm not gonna DO what everybody THINKS I'm gonna do...........................FLIP OUT Man............All I wanna know is...............who's comin' with me?.............Who's comin' with me, man... Who's comin' with me!?!"

6.) "What was I thinkin' ? I was just wonderin' why a dog like you would be takin' orders from a white boy on a power trip?"

7.) "...and me.................AND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

8.) "I killed you."

9.) "Last time we met I was but the learner.. now I am the master."

10.) "Jujitsu? I'm going to learn jujitsu?"

[cqb101]

10.) "Jujitsu? I'm going to learn jujitsu?"


Matrix.

[Taloniss]

YER GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!"
Spawn?
5.) "Dont worry.........Dont worry..................I'm not gonna DO what everybody THINKS I'm gonna do...........................FLIP OUT Man............All I wanna know is...............who's comin' with me?.............Who's comin' with me, man... Who's comin' with me!?!"
Half Baked
"...and me.................AND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Batman Forever

[InsaneZane]

YER GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!"
Spawn?


Nope.... you got the other 2 right tho

[cqb101]

YER GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!"
Spawn?


Nope.... you got the other 2 right tho

Is it Billy Madison? Or something with Adam Sandler?

[Fugitoid Jones]

Nope, it's Happy Gilmore. And no one guessed mine.

[Eye of Sarnath]

"Last time we met I was but the learner.. now I am the master."
Star Wars (the original)

[That Matt Guy]

"Eh.. does anyone want to see my unit?"

[XERO]

"Eh.. does anyone want to see my unit?"

B&B Do America

Here are some more:

"Dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms, and, uh, spicy."

Next...

"Feel the rythym...feel the rhyme...get on up...it's bobsled time!"

Next...

"There's a nuclear war...a few years from now. All this...this whole place...everything...it's gone. Just gone."

Finally:

"I am the C.L.I.T. commander!"

[Reznorite420]

"Dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms, and, uh, spicy."Super Mario Brothers"Feel the rythym...feel the rhyme...get on up...it's bobsled time!"Pffft, that's an easy one: Cool Runnings"There's a nuclear war...a few years from now. All this...this whole place...everything...it's gone. Just gone."The Terminator"I am the C.L.I.T. commander!"You got me stumped on that one.

My turn again:

"Anybody not wearing 2 Million sunblock is gonna have a real BAD DAY! Get it????"

"This town loves a winner."

"Owwwww! You shot me you a-hole!"

"I shall have my vengence, in this life or the next!"

"Relax! I'm the map! It's all up here!" *points to head*

The hardest one this round, unless you know the movie by heart:

"There's nothing worse than giving Santa Claus a parking ticket on Christmas Eve! What's next? Rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?"

[Reznorite420]

1.) "You know what it feels like to be knocked out!!!???
Your brain presses against your skull and it feels like THIS!"Broken Arrow

[XERO]

"I am the C.L.I.T. commander!"You got me stumped on that one.

Are you serious? :lol:

My turn again:

"Anybody not wearing 2 Million sunblock is gonna have a real BAD DAY! Get it????" (Terminator 2)

"Owwwww! You shot me you a-hole!"(Austin Powers 2)

The hardest one this round, unless you know the movie by heart:

"There's nothing worse than giving Santa Claus a parking ticket on Christmas Eve! What's next? Rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?"

Home Alone. That was easy. :D

[Leo656]

"I am the C.L.I.T. commander!"

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Anybody not wearing 2 Million sunblock is gonna have a real BAD DAY! Get it????"

Terminator 2 right?

"There's nothing worse than giving Santa Claus a parking ticket on Christmas Eve! What's next? Rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?"

Home Alone.... I *think*.

[XERO]

You got mine right, but I already beat ya to the last 2.

Sorry, Leo! :D

[Reznorite420]

Damn you, Ben! :lol:

"Now that's not very nice...he's just a donkey!"

"They'll fix you. They fix everything."

"Wait...everything's cool! I said the words! I DID!"

Leo should get this one ;)

"I said jog RIGHT! You a**hole..."

[Leo656]

"They'll fix you. They fix everything."

DAMMIT I KNOW THIS! It's seriously just not coming to me....... ARGH! :evil:

"Wait...everything's cool! I said the words! I DID!"

That's gotta be "Army of Darkness"

[Leo656]

Waitasec... that's gotta be..... Robocop? Is that it?

[Reznorite420]

Waitasec... that's gotta be..... Robocop? Is that it? :nod:

[XERO]

Damn you, Ben! :lol:

Here's a quote to fit THIS situation:

"Awww, relax, guy!"

[Voltron]

"I killed your cat, you druggie bitch!"

[Brodie]

Damn you, Ben! :lol:

Here's a quote to fit THIS situation:

"Awww, relax, guy!"

Cal from Undergrds?


Ok here we go:

"Klaatu Barrada n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!"

""How Do Animals Learn?" Well, as long as they learn to taste good, I don't really care."

"Oh great, the nutty birdman from apartment 4B is going to give us a religious insight!"

[Reznorite420]

"Klaatu Barrada n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!"Oh please, that was a really dumb move considering I put this one down:"Wait...everything's cool! I said the words! I DID!" :roll:

[Brodie]

It was either that or "Who's laughing now? That's right, that's right, Who's laughing now? Ahhhhhhhahahahaaha....Who's laughing Now?!"

[InsaneZane]

1.) "You know what it feels like to be knocked out!!!???
Your brain presses against your skull and it feels like THIS!"Broken Arrow

Alright! I was hopin' someone would get that. :D

3.) "He was kinda high on himself... too much chaos, everything's chaos...."

4.) "Here we are in the worst place in the world and we're not even getting paid."

6.) "What was I thinkin' ? I was just wonderin' why a dog like you would be takin' orders from a white boy on a power trip?"

Nobody got these yet :P

[That Matt Guy]

4.) "Here we are in the worst place in the world and we're not even getting paid."

That's from one of those Jurassic Park sequels, I think III.

[Brodie]

[quote="InsaneZane3.) "He was kinda high on himself... too much chaos, everything's chaos...."
Nobody got these yet :P[/quote]

The little kid in JP3

[InsaneZane]

Yall are right, both of those are from JPIII

heres one..
"Two mice fell in a bucket of cream."

[Albrecht]

catch me if you can. frank abegnale

[InsaneZane]

heres a different one
"You couldn't catch me if I stole your chair with you in it."

[InsaneZane]

ok how 'bout this one"
"Popeye's chicken is the shiz-nit!"

[XERO]

heres a different one
"You couldn't catch me if I stole your chair with you in it."

Die Hard With A Vengeance

BTW, Brodie, it was wrong.

"Aww, relax, guy!" was from South Park: BLU.

Sorry! :D


Here are some more:

"Son-of-a..."

Next

"Send a maniac to catch a maniac."

Next

"I'm too old for this sh!t."

Finally...

"Boards don't hit back."

[InsaneZane]

"I'm too old for this sh!t."

Last words Lethal Weapon dan glover

[Reznorite420]

ok how 'bout this one"
"Popeye's chicken is the shiz-nit!"That movie was just on TBS today...Little Nicky.

[That Matt Guy]

Here try this one:

"It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care"

[Reznorite420]

Here try this one:

"It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care"That's not a movie quote, that's my friend Richard's motto! :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

Well whoever that is probably got it from Office Space.

[Reznorite420]

He's never seen it, I've never seen it, and he came up with that quite a few years before that movie was even thought of :D

[That Matt Guy]

Uh huh, seeing how the script was written in 1990.

[Reznorite420]

"I have to save my ass" (meaning "donkey")
"What kind of knight are you?????"
"One of a kind ;)"

[That Matt Guy]

You really think you know everything, don't you?

[Brodie]

"I have to save my ass" (meaning "donkey")
"What kind of knight are you?????"
"One of a kind ;)"


Shrek......what a horrible movie........

[That Matt Guy]

"I have to save my ass" (meaning "donkey")
"What kind of knight are you?????"
"One of a kind ;)"


Shrek......what a horrible movie........

:lol:

[Brodie]

That movie makes you wonder why mike Meyers left SNL.

[Raven]

That movie makes you wonder why mike Meyers left SNL.

I think about it every day :roll:

[Raven]

heres a really easy one

"show me the money"

[That Matt Guy]

Jerry Maguire

[Raven]

ya that was to easy........

[impetus]

I think no one said it yet, but "fat guy in a little coat" is from Tommy Boy.

My turn!!!!

1. "My mule don't like being laughed at"
2. "Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about"
3. "I am (...) You killed my father. Prepare to die."
4. "That's a big Twinkie."
5. "I fart in your general direction!"
6. "Must go faster."
7. "Go past this part. In fact, never play this again."

:D hint: most of these are comedies

[Brodie]

Try these:

"Let's bring on the pain. Let's bring on the noise."

and

"You're in this position because you aren't telling the truth."
"I'm in this position because you have a gun!"

oh, and...

"Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he ***** his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?"

Dun Dun Dun

"Is that your blood?"
"Some of it, yeah."

Ahem...

"And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom."

*cough*

"I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened. "

[That Matt Guy]

I think no one said it yet, but "fat guy in a little coat" is from Tommy Boy.

My turn!!!!

1. "My mule don't like being laughed at"
2. "Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about"
3. "I am (...) You killed my father. Prepare to die."
4. "That's a big Twinkie."
5. "I fart in your general direction!"
6. "Must go faster."
7. "Go past this part. In fact, never play this again."

:D hint: most of these are comedies


2 is Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and 4 is from Ghostbusters.

[Brodie]

I think no one said it yet, but "fat guy in a little coat" is from Tommy Boy.

My turn!!!!

1. "My mule don't like being laughed at"
2. "Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about"
3. "I am (...) You killed my father. Prepare to die."
4. "That's a big Twinkie."
5. "I fart in your general direction!"
6. "Must go faster."
7. "Go past this part. In fact, never play this again."

:D hint: most of these are comedies

5 is Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

[That Matt Guy]

And 7 is from Space Balls.

[Leo33]

3 is on The Princess Bride.

[Brodie]

6 is Jurassic Park.

[The Bossanova]

6 could also be independence day

[That Matt Guy]

:lol: You're right about that, and in both cases it would be the same actor who said it.

[Taloniss]

"Let's bring on the pain. Let's bring on the noise."
Daredevil.

"Is that your blood?"
"Some of it, yeah."
Fight Club

7. "Go past this part. In fact, never play this again."
Spaceballs

[Reznorite420]

Shrek......what a horrible movie........Die.

[The Bossanova]

yeah its like....arnold's signature line is "ill be back" jeff goldblum's is "must go faster" and jeremy iron's is "you have no idea"

[Brodie]

Shrek......what a horrible movie........Die.

It sucks. The animation in Mario Sunshine was better than Shrek. The script was horribly unfunny.

[impetus]

correct, alla youse who answered mine

no one got #1 - it's from FISTFUL OF DOLLARS

[That Matt Guy]

Eh, haven't seen Fistful of Dollars in years. I probably would have gotten it if I had remembered.

[Reznorite420]

It sucks. The animation in Mario Sunshine was better than Shrek. The script was horribly unfunny.1) I don't think they were aiming for off-the-wall animation; it was just supposed to be a fun movie that wasn't supposed to be too complicated.

2) Grow a sense of humor.

[impetus]

if nobody said it yet "son of a!" is from Tommy Boy

[impetus]

(looks at DVD collection) more quotes, these should be quite easy.

1. What new devilry is this?
2. hey! You cheat!
3. Which one's the ugly one?
4. Most triumphant!
5. Never lower your eyes to an enemy!
6. She's real sarcastic, you two oughtta get along...
7. Biggeth dicketh.
8. I don't need 24 hours. The answer is no! No, doggone it!
8. Are you not entertained?
9. You messed up my groove!
10. tooth decay can be a crime, that's why I use mighty whitey toothpaste.

more difficult:

11. Where exactly did you pull that from, Spuck?
12. Why do we all speak in British accents when we're from outer space and there's no Britain?
13. Death comes unexpectedly!!!

[Reznorite420]

3. Which one's the ugly one?
4. Most triumphant!
5. Never lower your eyes to an enemy!
7. Biggeth dicketh.
8. Are you entertained?
3 is TMNT 2

4 I'm guessing is one of the Bill and Ted movies

5 is TMNT 1

7 should say "Biggus Dickus", and that's from Monty Python's Life Of Brian (a very UNDERRATED movie, IMO)

If 8 is from Gladiator, it should say "Are you NOT entertained?". ;)

[impetus]

heh, my mistake - good catch. :P Yes, it was supposed to be from Gladiator

[That Matt Guy]

Is 2 supposed to be Short Round from the Temple of Doom? "You cheat Dr. Jones, you cheat!"

[impetus]

it surely is!

[Brodie]

Try these:



"You're in this position because you aren't telling the truth."
"I'm in this position because you have a gun!"

oh, and...

"Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he ***** his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?"

Dun Dun Dun

Ahem...

"And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom."

*cough*

"I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened. "



No one got these:

The first two are from Phone Booth, and the second 2 are from Fight Club.

[That Matt Guy]

What are you doing, Dave?

[Dr. Doom]

ain't that 2001?

[cqb101]

Heres another:

"Super six one is down!"

[Reznorite420]

"Must be a king."
"Why do you say that?"
"He doesn't go sh*t all over him."

[Brodie]

"Must be a king."
"Why do you say that?"
"He doesn't go sh*t all over him."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Reznorite420]

*DING!*

While we're on the subject...

"Ah, I see you have the machine that goes *PING!*"

[Brodie]

"No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight."


and


"When I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice...or bong."

[Reznorite420]

Uhhhh...Half-Baked?

[Dr. Doom]

That sounds like something from like the wedding singer.

[Brodie]

Nope, they're from "Out Cold"