Alright... I'm getting sick of this....

[Leo656]

Alright. YET AGAIN, some mental defective from this board decided to IM me and start some sh*t. So apologies to all, but for the sake of awareness (and making the offending party look like a complete retard), I'm posting the IM.

If the person who IMed me reads this: Congratulations, dipsh*t, now you have EVERYONE laughing at you, not just me. Don't throw rocks at a guy who has a machine gun, you little tool.


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the fake frowns: son of a ****ing bitch your girlfriend is a man

the fake frowns: mullets suck ass

the fake frowns: get your poor ass to a barber

KalEl656: aaaand who would you be?

the fake frowns: **** why do you care,

KalEl656: well, if you're gonna waste your time IMing me for no reason, why shouldnt I waste my time asking who you are?

the fake frowns: why does your girlfriend look like a man

the fake frowns: she wears dyke shorts

KalEl656: what would you even know about it? You haven't had any pussy since pussy had you, boy

KalEl656: I'm guessing you're either MZ or PW, right?

the fake frowns: the question is why would you want that nasty ****

the fake frowns: nope

KalEl656: well you're obviously someone from the 'Drome, because that's the only place I have my SN listed

the fake frowns: your not very smart

KalEl656: just citing precedent. There's only two people stupid enough to waste my time with this crap.

the fake frowns: your outdated haircut proves how dumb you are

KalEl656: wow, you really got me there, Champ. Spoken like a true 10 year old. Mommy know you're on the computer this late?

the fake frowns: shouldnt you be watching the wwf while lubing yourself up for GK

the fake frowns: since you two are so "close"

the fake frowns: you faggish lil nwo club

KalEl656: funny how two "****" get more pussy than your whole ****ing kindergarten class, kid

the fake frowns: i dont think you can consider your manly "girl"friend pussy

the fake frowns: go chomp on a dick, redneck bastars

the fake frowns: d

KalEl656: there are rednecks in Jersey? Weird....

KalEl656: oh thats right I forgot, they dont teach Geography in kindergarten

the fake frowns: jersey must be filled with lots of ugly men with mullets who have nasty ass girlfriends that they consider attractive

the fake frowns: jersery must be filled with many dick suckers like yourself

KalEl656: you sure have a preoccupation with my dick

the fake frowns: i bet you and all the other mullet headed men could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

KalEl656: No..... but your mother tells me I've mastered the Ancient Tongue Tornado Technique

KalEl656: at least that's what she said LAST night... but she might have just been lying so I'd give her the crack rock I promised her

the fake frowns: of course you want to go for dead mothers

KalEl656: yeah... I was afraid my flashlight was gonna die

KalEl656: luckily she wasnt buried that deep

KalEl656: they did a real half-assed job

the fake frowns: of course poor movers like you couldnt afford a pack of batteries

KalEl656: lemme guess.... you guys went for the discount funeral right?

KalEl656: Wow cool, you've been studying me. I'm flattered

the fake frowns: maybe thats why you are stuck with your greasy ass mullet and the nasty fat guirl

KalEl656: Stalker

the fake frowns: you cant take her anywhere fancy

the fake frowns: mickey d's is all you can afford with you ****** salary

KalEl656: dude Mickey D's is ****ing nasty

the fake frowns: and you are a tmnt fan too, mr laird must be embarassed

KalEl656: you eat that ****?

KalEl656: You must be like 400 pounds

the fake frowns: apparently your girlfriend doesnt think so it seems she eats to much she needs to lose some wait

KalEl656: you must spend hours and hours staring at her pic... and since it's been like 3 months since it was posted, I'm guessing that you've spent alllll day going through pages and pages of old threads looking for stuff to talk **** to me about... very productive use of your time

KalEl656: And while I'm flattered that you've decided to become obsessed with me to the point of stalking, your behavior leads me to believe one thing:

KalEl656: You're gay, and you wanna blow me

KalEl656: Again, flattered, but sorry

the fake frowns: you'd need a dick first

the fake frowns: i think your fat ass girl thought it was a hot dog

the fake frowns: shes using you for the food man

KalEl656: Clever. Your mother teach you that?

KalEl656: I'll be sure and ask her... next time I hold a ****ing seance

the fake frowns: does GK love your dickless body?

KalEl656: wouldn't know, he lives on the entire other side of the country... but as far as I know, he gets more female ass than a toilet seat in Kid Rock's private plane, so I'm pretty sure I'm a bit too mannish for him

the fake frowns: mannish

the fake frowns: not a word to describe you

the fake frowns: how about, gay, retarded, or mullet

the fake frowns: two words can describe you

the fake frowns: white trash

KalEl656: well, I'm pretty sure I'm not gay since I'm all about pussy... I did fairly well in school and you're probably in your fourth year of kindergarten, and SO many chicks wanna pet my hair it's not even funny

KalEl656: Can't really argue the white trash thing though, since I don't particularly take it as an insult... I'm white...

the fake frowns: how about your trailor, double wide

the fake frowns: ?

the fake frowns: toyota pick up i suppose

KalEl656: don't live in a trailer, I live in an apartment

KalEl656: and I don't drive

KalEl656: my girlfriend has a '98 Dodge Neon though

KalEl656: very cool shade of purple

the fake frowns: must have won it, stole it, or had you and your hick buddies put it together

KalEl656: actually her uncle bought it for her... I wish I did have some hick buddies who could do that ****, I need a car

the fake frowns: cant afford it

the fake frowns: poor bastard

KalEl656: nope, I can't

KalEl656: Jersey is the most expensive state in the country besides New York dude

KalEl656: statistical fact

the fake frowns: hahahahahah your a low class son of a bitch

KalEl656: aint like I'm any different from thousands of other people living in this state, a one-bedroom apartment costs about a grand here without utilities
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After that he apparently got bored of me making him look stupid and signed off. Either that, or he went to go look for a dictionary to correct the insane amount of spelling and grammatical errors he made.

I must be doing something right if I'm attracting all this attention. Go me. Further proof: Me and GK are Gods amongst ants. :D

After this, anyone attempting to randomly IM me, don't expect a reply. 75% of the people who IM me from here are only trying to start sh*t, and I seriously can't be bothered. If you aren't on my buddy list and you wanna talk to me, talk to someone who is.

[cqb101]

What has this world come to? We're being invaded by *******s. *runs and hides*

[XERO]

:o :o :o :o

That was SO funny! :lol:

The poor guy had it coming.

You must be that popular, Leo. :D

[cqb101]

:o :o :o :o

That was SO funny! :lol:

The poor guy had it coming.

You must be that popular, Leo. :D

Very popular!

[Brodie]

The 'Tornado Tongue' thing made me choke on my soda.

[Raven]

dude leo you were cool you put that loser in his place!

[Mr. Snackpants]

he's a d*ck leo

[Leo656]

Sure is. Anyone have any idea who the hellhe is? I'm morbidly curious.

I mean, really. Who among us is THAT bored, THAT inconsequential, THAT just flat-out retarded, to scan dozens and dozens of pages of threads, picking bits and pieces of each one, and then IMing me using said thread bits as "ammo"? "Oooh, you're a mover, you scumbag." "Ooooh, you have a mullet." "Oh, wow, your girlfriend is fat".... and she's not, but whatever.

See, I have no sympathy for people like this. He obviously suffers from a severe mental affliction, combined with a probable single-digit age. It's just like the hemophiliac kid I went to high school with, who thought his dangerous, life-threateningly frail condition made him immune from other people and therefore he could talk as much sh*t as he wanted... until someone got fed up with it and stuffed his scrawny little "oh my god I have a hangnail I'm gonna bleed to death" ass in a locker. In this case, being clinically retarded doesn't save you from my wrath. Therefore, I can make fun of someone's dead mother and talk about defiling her corpse, and do it with a smile and a clear conscience.

If "the fake frowns" IMs you, feel free to either block him, OR, feel free to make him look like a complete assclown and post it here. I am absolutely certain that the guy isn't gonna come forward on this board, so the whole "board vs AIM" dispute shouldn't be an issue. And if he does, he'll eventually say something stupid and get himself warned and eventually banned anyway.

You know... like EVERYONE ELSE on this board who tried to F*CK WITH nWo TECH. Seriously, we got two down already. I'd love to make the third time the charm if this idiot steps up. But he won't. So whateva.

Glad everyone found it amusing though. It was certainly fun. I'm still chuckling over the whole "seance" crack, myself.

[That Matt Guy]

It was me! Muhahahahaha

[Leo656]

Not only are you a lot more intelligent than that, Matthew, but I've spoken with you enough to know that you could not possibly exercise such poor grammar and syntax even if someone were holding a German Luger to your head.

However, for claiming it was you, I shall be referring to you as "Mathias" for the near future, for no reason other than I find it somewhat amusing.

Good day to you.... Mathias.

[That Matt Guy]

:lol: I know, if it were me I would have come up with more intelligent insults than "you live in a trailor" It was probably our old pal PWEDSAI.

[Leo656]

Wouldn't surprise me. Somehow his SN looked familiar but I can't place from where.

I almost hope it's someone new, that way they could try and play me out publicly, then get banned after I punked him out. It never fails. PWD? Gone. MZ? Gone. And I'm proud to say I had something to do with it. After PW got banned I almost got tennis elbow from patting myself on the back so hard.

I mean... at least Matt would come up with something creative, like implying I slept with relatives... or sheep... or trees...

ANYthing's more creative than "you have a mullet you live in a trailer dur dur durrrrr....."

[XERO]

Solid Snake has a mullet, and he'll kick your ass! :D

[Reznorite420]

KalEl656: dude Mickey D's is f*** nasty

KalEl656: you eat that sh**?

KalEl656: You must be like 400 poundsYou have no idea how right you are...as an employee of that stupid company, 9 out of ten customers being either kickers or completely obese welfare cases who order their entire weeks supply of food in Big Macs and/or Double Quarter Pounders, I feel I have the right to say that McDonald's is the root of all evil and having to eat there should be implemented as a penalty in our judicial system!See, I have no sympathy for people like this. In this case, being clinically retarded doesn't save you from my wrath. Therefore, I can make fun of someone's dead mother and talk about defiling her corpse, and do it with a smile and a clear conscience.Damn, you're harsh :lol:

[Mr. Snackpants]

:lol:

[Vespera Blaze]

I bow before your come back skills

I am officially in awe.


Dude, in other words...

You ROCK.

And as a side note, the mullet is sexy.

[Reznorite420]

Whoa, when was the last time you made a post, Vespera?

[Leo656]

Damn, you're harsh :lol:

Damn right. :lol:

I bow before your come back skills

I am officially in awe.


Dude, in other words...

You ROCK.

And as a side note, the mullet is sexy.

I try really hard to rock. The trick is to imagine the offending person as they probably are... a skinny, pale, malnourished 13 year old in mommy and daddy's basement DLing fake nudes of Sarah Michelle Gellar and taking time out in between to call me names and call my girlfriend fat. Suddenly, a whole world of comedic gold becomes open to you.

And yes, my mullet is indeed sexy, as noted by my surprisingly high HotOrNot.com rating. :D

And incidentally, I was flipping through the old post that started all the trouble with MZ and PW, the one where GK and I replied to their childish flames by just posting pictures of wrestlers with funny captions, and I have my suspicions based on MZ's grammar and typical "go choke on a d*ck" flaming style that it could very well have been him who IMed me earlier.

Ah well. Either way, I had a laugh. And I saw that old "Krang as Comic Book Guy" picture I made and nearly busted a gut laughing. That was great. :lol:

[Reznorite420]

a skinny, pale, malnourished 13 year old in mommy and daddy's basement DLing fake nudes of Sarah Michelle Gellarhttp://www.weirdal.com/images/063099a.jpg

"Hey fella
I bet you still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar"

Gotta be one of my favorite Weird Al songs of all time, if not my absolute favorite.

[Leo656]

Bwahahaaaa... though not entirely where I got my inspiration from for that post, still relevant. I was angling towards Jennifer Love Hewitt but "Buffy" seems pretty popular amongst TMNT fans...

And I somehow hear that song in my head at work a lot. probably cuz we move a lot of computer equipment and such.

[Reznorite420]

I was angling towards Jennifer Love Hewitt but "Buffy" seems pretty popular amongst TMNT fans...Yeah, I'm pretty sure we here would like our women to wear bras :D

[Skeletoncrew]

*sigh*

I'm constantly amazed by the things people will waste their time on. All that time and energy that's gone into trying to annoy you...time and energy that could be SO much better spent.

[Leo656]

Tell me about it. I got laid today. I bet HE didn't. :P

[GK Punk]

:lol:

Man, it's great how PW's life revolves around me and Leo.
He probably sits up all night thinking about ways to get back at us.
...To bad we bitch slap him down to size every time :P

[Leo656]

It aint easy bein' nWo Tech. It aint easy bein' smarter, funnier, sexier, and just plain better than everyone else.

Oh, wait.... yeah it is. :lol:

[damnhooligan]

Closest thing I ever got was pressing 1 (234) 567 8910 when I was learning the number system on my dad's kick ass Jolly Green Giant phone.

Loooong distance! I honestly have no idea where I called, but I do remember a nice lady telling me my parents wouldn't like it if I did that again. Hmmm...

[That Matt Guy]

I wonder why he bothers you two, I don't even remember either of you ever doing anything thing to him. That guy's stupid.

[GK Punk]

I wonder why he bothers you two, I don't even remember either of you ever doing anything thing to him. That guy's stupid.

Maybe 'cause he knows neither of us are 15 year old loser virgins?
He seems to be obsessed with Leo's lady.... OH! maybe he's in love with leo!

[Leo656]

MZ and PW apparently have hated us ever since that "So where are you guys from?" thread that got way out of hand, with all the pictures of wrestlers and such.

I think that's probably my favorite "thread poisoning" moment, right up there with Easter when I was drunk on Guinness, BIC Donie started flaming Tokka (who I actually defended) and spamming the board after a religious argument gone bad (are there any other kinds?), and none of the Mods were around so Machias told us to just ruin every thread by acting like a$$holes until Krang finally showed up. I'm sure GK remembers. "The preceding post was paid for by the New World Order." :lol: Classic.

Anyways yeah after that thread with the wrestlers pics was when MZ and PW started hasslin' me. Probably because the way GK and I handled the situation was SO much funnier than their little "your gay go choke on a d*ck you ***" routine. They feel insecure because they got slapped with the proverbial "penis across the forehead".

And so they should.

"And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to be PLAYA-HATIN' SONS'A B*TCHES, now can you dig that?!" - nWo 25:17

[GK Punk]

I think that's probably my favorite "thread poisoning" moment, right up there with Easter when I was drunk on Guinness, BIC Donie started flaming Tokka (who I actually defended) and spamming the board after a religious argument gone bad (are there any other kinds?), and none of the Mods were around so Machias told us to just ruin every thread by acting like a$$holes until Krang finally showed up. I'm sure GK remembers. "The preceding post was paid for by the New World Order." :lol: Classic.


Hmm not sure I remember that... well.. wait.. wait.. it's coming back to me....

http://kittie.onlinecomics.biz/nwomessage.jpg

[Leo656]

Bwaaaahahahahaaa, yesssss.....

I'd suggest digging up those old threads, as they're still there, but 80% of the posts ended up getting deleted so they really aren't as funny. We really were way more obnoxious than usual that night. :P

[GK Punk]

Yeah, it's a shame we didn't save them as logs or something, 'cause then we could have released it as our Greatest Hits album.

That and the Letter writing campaign bit we kept doing to eachother :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

Anyways yeah after that thread with the wrestlers pics was when MZ and PW started hasslin' me. Probably because the way GK and I handled the situation was SO much funnier than their little "your gay go choke on a d*ck you ***" routine.

Man, their humor is some of the funniest and original I have ever seen. :sleep:

[Leo656]

Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:00am EST
From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
Re: Email correspondence

Steve

Bob here. My client, Leo656, feels it necessary to remind you that due to the sensitive nature of said earlier correspondence (i.e., accusations of "playa-hatin'" on behalf of my client), it was mutually agreed upon that said correspondence would no longer be a matter of public record. He is very embarrassed by this, and having it brought up in public has left him very emotionally disturbed. Currently, he is throwing cats at random strangers who pass by his house while screaming for someone to bring him at least 63% of Angelina Jolie "smothered in mayonnaise".

For the sake of my client and his mental health, please refrain from airing our dirty laundry in public in the future. Thanks.

Eagerly awaiting that invitation to the annual nWo Tech Legal Dept. barbecue...

Bob
nWo Tech Legal Dept.

[That Matt Guy]

Eh... Angelina Jolie smothered in mayonaise? Sounds good to me.

[Leo656]

Damn right... I LOVE mayonnaise! :D

[GK Punk]

Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:15am EST
From: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
To: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
Re: Email correspondence

Bob,

Steve here. I've talked to my client regarding the recent incident. Isn't it a shame how these too can't just get along? They're kind of like Queen Circa 1985 during all of the rumors of their impending break up. However, if that was the case, who would be freddy mercury? My client claims to be the Roger Taylor of their Queen group. If this has anything to do with Queen's "I want to break free" Video, I'm not sure.

In closing, My Client will post more pictures of Sailor Moon cosplayers if the situation becomes that desperate. please keep in contact.

Steve

[Leo656]

Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:16am EST
From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
Re: Email correspondence

Steve,

Bob again. I begrudgingly must concede that my client, one Leo656 (hereby demanding to be referred to in print as "Shasta McNasty"), is suffering from extremely erratic behavior due to a severely worsening mental condition. "Shasta" has spent the last five minutes dropping water balloons on passers-by from his second-floor window while screaming "I am Henry the Eighth, I am!" upon impact, while dressed in a low-quality childrens' He-Man (tm) costume from 1985 which, sadly, no longer fits quite right.

Which reminds me... I think Leo... er... "Shasta"... left his "medicine" at your client Grunger Kittie's (who my client hereby insists be referred to in print as "Honky McCrackerton") house. I suggest we get the two of them together as soon as possible before my client ruins any more furniture or impregnates any more of the female staff.

And incidentally, make those photos the ones of the Supergirl cosplayer, and I'm all for it.

Bob

[GK Punk]

Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:43am EST
From: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
To: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
Re: Email correspondence

Hey Bob, it's steve again.

My Client, (One, "Honky McCrackerton") Has indeed found your client's(One, Shasta McNasty) "Medicine" in his house. Honky insists however, that we must refer to said medicine as "pain go bye bye cigarettes" from this moment forward.

...On second thought... Up on closer examination of the "Pain go bye bye Cigarette" box, we have discovered a note inside that reads the following:
"Dearest Sean, my closest love. I owe you one new box of the greenest of treats. Sincerely, Sean."

On a better note, here is that Supergirl cosplayer you requested.
http://www.picubed.com/alisachan/2/supergirl06.jpg

[Leo656]

Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:56am EST
From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept.
Re: Email correspondence

Steve,

Bob again. My client, one Leo656 (now no longer answering to "Shasta McNasty", instead demanding to be referred to as "Baron Von Shagz-A-Lot") was quite relieved upon recovery of the... "pain go bye bye" cigarettes. However, upon hearing that the supply was running low, as it were, he as regressed even further. He has re-dubbed your client "Hatey McWhitebread" and is blaming "The Man" for his current state.

Furthermore, the higher-ups are considering disbanding nWo Tech because everyone involved is a bunch of po-.... er... "pain go bye bye cigarette"-heads. These guys need to get their respective acts together, and fast.

Personally, I'm at a loss.

On a better note.... hot damn. :o

Bob

[Pepzi]

wired man, whats with people!?

[GK Punk]

THE nWo TECH WILL NOT BE SPLITTING UP, MEMBERS ANNOUNCE A NEW REIGN OF TERROR.

THE TECHNODROME, INTERNET -(Buisness wire)- July, 27 2003, Grunger Kittie of the nWo tech has announced no matter what the higher powers declare, the nWo tech will NOT be disbanding.
"Myself, Leo and Cas will continue doing what we do best. 'causing havoc on message boards, and smoking wee....Cigerettes like there is no tomorrow." Grunger Kittie told the Associated Press Sunday morning.

"No matter what the whackiness we do is, no one does it better than us and I don't care who tries to stop us, it's not going to work. If Leo wants to dress in a school girl outfit and Vaccum, that's his buisness. If I want to wear 10 layers of paint on my face and arms, while rave dancing to a crappy remake of GNR's 'You could be Mine' So be it. If Cas wants to play EverQuest while smoking po... Cigerettes, then let her. It's what we do best."

Forward-Looking Statements: This news release contains forward-looking statements pursuant to the safe harbor provisions of the Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995, which are subject to various risks and uncertainties. These risks and uncertainties include the conditions of the markets for live events, broadcast television, cable television, pay-per-view, Internet, entertainment, professional sports, and licensed merchandise; acceptance of the Company’s brands, media and merchandise within those markets; uncertainties relating to litigation; risks associated with producing live events both domestically and internationally; uncertainties associated with international markets; and other risks and factors set forth from time to time in Company filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission. Actual results could differ materially from those currently expected or anticipated.

[kyabetsu]

*applause*

congratulations on a well-executed b!tch-slapping, Leo. that was beautiful. truly. some one should make you a little certificate or a plaque or something.

BIG RIBBON FOR LEO!! FIRST PLACE!!

http://www.knoxbar.org/_borders/award.gif

[Leo656]

(The following is a transcript of a press conference called by Leo656 to address members of the press following the shocking and pointless revelation that nWo Tech would in fact NOT be breaking up. The statements made by Leo656 within were made under a condition of extreme alcoholic and chemical alteration and/or inebriation, and any statements made are not necessarily the opinions of Grunger Kittie, Castor Troy, nWo Tech, or even Leo656 himself.)

LEO656: A'right, where the hell's my beer? And who the hell let all these people into my bathroom?

Chief of Staff: Sir, this is a press conference. You asked these people to be here.

LEO656: ...... right, right. Ok, yeah. ((points into crowd)) Yeah, you first... the one with the jugs...

Reporter #1: Leo656, I'm Victoria Salma Armando Santana Guittierez-Stanislauzech from the Home News Tribune. First of all... who are you, and why should we care?

LEO656: FIRST of all, you wanna talk to me, you address me PROPER! You address me as "Black Baby Jesus" or not at all, you understand me?

#1: (Pause) Alright, I suppose.

LEO656: That's better. Anyway, I'm sure you've all been following the many newsworthy exploits of nWo Tech recently...

(crickets chirping)

LEO656: Well f*ck you then. I don't gotta take this crap from you hacks. This is NOT how you treat a man of my calibre! "Pimpy Smurf" demands better treatment!

Reporter #2: Sir, I'm Michael Glasscock from the Star Ledger... are we to refer to you as "Black Baby Jesus" or.... "Pimpy Smurf"? We're all a little confused.

LEO656: What're you, deaf? I just told you it's...... wait... say your name again?

#2: It's Mi-...

LEO656: No, no, screw that, the other part.

#2: ....Glasscock.

LEO656: I'm not answering your questions anymore. Get outta here. Sissy.

Chief of Staff: Sir, you requested the doors be locked and the windows be barred so that no one could leave until you had finished what you were going to say.

LEO656: Oh... yeah... then how the hell are we supposed to get out?

Chief of Staff: Well, at one point you suggested in a drunken slur that at the end of the press conference everyone resort to extreme cannibalism and that the last person to remain uneaten would be granted permission to leave.

LEO656: That's crazy, when the hell did I say that?

Chief of Staff: About ten minutes ago.

LEO656: It's brilliant. In fact, I suggest we start eating the women immediately...

(collective groans from the general assembly)

LEO656: Yeah yeah yeah SHUT UP! Don't you DARE interrupt Ho-Smackin' Skeletor when he's talking!

Reporter #3: Sir, I'm Jose Arribaribbaendale' from the Monroe Falcon, and if I may say so, your behavior bears a striking resemblance to Larry Flynt on crack.

LEO656: HAH! Shows what you know, moron! I've never done crack! And furthermore, those hookers were dead BEFORE they went in the pool!

#3: I'm sorry?

LEO656: Yeah, you oughta be. I never killed a hooker in my life.

#3: Hookers?

LEO656: (pause) What hookers? What are you talking about?

#3: I was hoping you would tell us, sir. YOU were the one who brought up the...

(LEO656 pulls out a .38 revolver and shoots reporter #3 in the head)

LEO656: Anybody else wanna get cute?

#1: Sir, PLEASE, we JUST want to know what the hell is going ON here!

LEO656: Don't you yell at me, lady, I've been up for three days drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and watching "Barb Wire" on pay-per-view. Start askin' questions before I lose my patience.

#1: Alright... yes... fine... Ok, uh, "Pimp Smackin' Skeletor"....

LEO656: You moron! How hard is it to remember a simple name like "Turok, MILF-Hunter"?!

#1: ANYWAY..... what exactly is this "nWo Tech"?

#2: Hey, wait... aren't you those idiots who constantly post random nonsense at www.thetechnodrome.com ?

LEO656: No.

#2: No?

LEO656: We also cater midget weddings. We did Beetlejuice's fifth wedding last week. That was a disaster. My buddy GK was really wasted, he accidentally baked the bride INTO the cake...

#1: Oh, wait, yeah, I have heard of you guys. Isn't it true that you're all just a bunch of spammers who hide behind the logo of a professional wrestling storyline that's been dead for almost two years?

LEO656: We don't spam. GK is a vegetarian, Cas is a cyborg, and I eat nothing but baby dolphins.

Reporter #4: But isn't it true that almost nothing your group posts has any real merit? That you do what you do simply for your own amusement?

LEO656: Hey, waitasec... you look familiar...

#4: That's right, it's me, Todd Pettingil!

(crickets chirping)

#4: Famous radio celebrity from "Scott and Todd in the Morning"? The "Scam-A-Rama" CDs?

LEO656: I heard you were dead.

#4: No! I'm still alive!

LEO656: Hrm.... (mumbles) so that WAS a deer heart in that box... you get no Christmas bonus, GK...

#4: Anyways, the reason why I'm here, I was wondering if you'd wanna bring your crew on MY show and-...

LEO656: I'd rather wipe my ass with a pine cone. Next!

#2: Leo...

LEO656: I TOLD you, it's "Booby McSqueeze"! Idiots!

#2: Ok... "Booby"... isn't it true that your whole group is just a bunch of stoners with nothing better to do?

LEO656: Whatever gave you that idea?

#2: That you were all a bunch of stoners? Well-...

LEO656: No, that we had nothing better to do. Just this afternoon we're goin' down to Atlantic City, Cas is gonna strip naked and GK and I are gonna hunt her with paintball guns for sport.

Reporter #5: Sir, my name is Martha Quinn from MTV XYZ, and I have to go on record and state that this entire press conference is a joke, and that YOU, sir, are one of the most boorish, ignorant, sexist, imbecilic, utterly worthless excuses for a human being I have ever seen. Furthermore, as far as your little "organization" is concerned, I... Are you even listening to me?

(LEO656 stands rigid, drool hanging from the corner of his mouth.))

Chief of Staff: (wiping LEO656's mouth) I'm sorry, he seems to have fallen asleep with his eyes open again. Thank you all for coming, and be sure to report that nWo Tech is back and better than ever... and that Leo656 is in the best shape of his life, both physically AND mentally...

LEO656: Reeeeeeeed ruuuuum...... reeeeeeeeed ruuuuuuuuuuuum........

(Worried reporters file out as Leo656 collapses in a heap on the floor, places a Voodoo curse on the Utah Jazz, and provides narrative voiceover for a sexually explicit dream about Rachel Leigh Cook and a duck)

Once again, the statements contained in the preceding document are no way reflective of the opinions of Grunger Kittie, Castor Troy, the nWo Tech organization, or Leo656 himself. When confronted with statements made herein, Leo656 will in fact deny the entire event ever happened, and it's best you should too.

[Reznorite420]

15 year old loser virginsUhhhh, I'm 18 years old, still a virgin...am I breaking a rule of some sort?

[Raijin Z]

Kinda funny, so I figured I'd get AIM too.

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****ing retarded AOL. I ony have three passwords for anything. The second 8-letter password is a DIRE backup.

[Karpo_007]

15 year old loser virginsUhhhh, I'm 18 years old, still a virgin...am I breaking a rule of some sort?

Same here, and as far as I know, no one is calling me a loser...

[That Matt Guy]

Karpo, you stupid loser. There now someone has done it. :P

[Karpo_007]

Hah :lol: Thanks.

[InsaneZane]

OK I'm a lil late to this post but what the shell

Leo, man first off.. I gotta say you have cool taste
Leonardo and Kal El, dude that says it all.

another thing, guys like this get on my nerves, hey, I dont wanna talk to somebody I dont even know, especially if they are going to just insult me.
I would never have given a fool like that the privilage of my response.

Now I gotta laugh about something real quick
KalEl656: you must spend hours and hours staring at her pic... and since it's been like 3 months since it was posted, I'm guessing that you've spent alllll day going through pages and pages of old threads looking for stuff to talk sh** to me about... very productive use of your time

KalEl656: And while I'm flattered that you've decided to become obsessed with me to the point of stalking, your behavior leads me to believe one thing:

KalEl656: You're gay, and you wanna blow me

KalEl656: Again, flattered, but sorry

the fake frowns: you'd need a dick first

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dude, this guy totally just admitted he was a ***.
Sorry, dude he wants you bad!
asking you to cut yer hair man.... **** that!

[Reznorite420]

OK I'm a lil late to this post but what the shellIt's never too late to join in on lamer bashing! :)

BTW, 50 bucks and head say that the new user "barf bucket" is this guy...

[InsaneZane]

hmmmmm... havnt seen him anywhere around

[Leo656]

Well GK's term of "15 year old loser virgins" may be vague but is no less accurate. If I had a chart or graph handy, I could provide a visual aid which proves that while not all virgins are losers, a whole lot of losers are virgins. Kinda like how all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. Unless it's the other way around. I'unno I just woke up.

But anyway no, being a virgin doesn't make you a loser, nor are all losers virgins. But a very large number of 15 year old losers also don't get any poon for the simple fact that they're losers.

Meanwhile I got laid at 14 while this guy's still suckling at his momma's teat. Cuz I'm just that damn smooth. Plus older women do, indeed, love me. :D

Zane: Sure, not replying to him would have been the Christian thing to do, but I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, baby! No way was I passing up an opportunity to imply that I'd had sex with his mother. The fact that she was dead just made it somehow funnier. :D

Rez:
BTW, 50 bucks and head say that the new user "barf bucket" is this guy...

Who gets the 50 bucks and the head? Do I? Does he? Do YOU? Are you implying you want me to give you head if you're correct? Are you saying YOU want to give ME head if you're correct? Do you want HIM to give you head? Dude I'm so confused...

So I suggest that if you're right, we make him give... ummm... himself... head...? :-? That work?

[GK Punk]

15 year old loser virginsUhhhh, I'm 18 years old, still a virgin...am I breaking a rule of some sort?

Well, I think you are a loser 'casuse you are a NIN fan... not cause you are a virgin :P :lol:

But no, I didn't mean all virgins are losers, just some. in particular, MZ and PWeddy.

[Peanut]

Once again I fear for the fate of this beloved board and all those who dwell within it.

[Leo656]

:lol: hey c'mon I like some NIN. "Head Like a Hole" in particular.

[XERO]

Here, here! :D

[GK Punk]

Once again, that was a joke -_-;;;
Me and Rez have spoke about NIN On this board several times.

[Leo656]

:evil:

You have friends on this board that I have not approved?! Get back in your cage, kittie boi!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

[GK Punk]

:evil:

You have friends on this board that I have not approved?! Get back in your cage, kittie boi!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

:cry: nyaaaaaaan....

[Leo656]

Awww.... I'm sorry... (scratches GK behind the ears)

You know I just hate to share you... :P

[GK Punk]

*purr, purr, purr*

[InsaneZane]

i have kittens 4 sale.

btw, Leo, who told u i was christian :D :P
spread the word my brother, for everyone needs thier relationship, not only a belief in god.

[Leo656]

Watch it bub.... :lol:

[Raven]

OK I'm a lil late to this post but what the shell

BTW, 50 bucks and head say that the new user "barf bucket" is this guy...

you mean theres other people going around with those stupid names!

[Caster_Troy]

"And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to be PLAYA-HATIN' SONS'A B*TCHES, now can you dig that?!" - nWo 25:17


Ooooh Leo, a pulp fiction ref... sorta.... nice, I like it. You get a cookie.

[Leo656]

Hiya Synn! Thanks for the cookie. :D

So when're me and GK gonna hunt you with the paintball guns (see above)???

[Caster_Troy]

hey yo! Er... how far above... hey now wait a sec... no this i have to read.... *goes to read like a good girl*

[Leo656]

Read the whole thread, your name comes up quite a few times in fact. Cuz GK and I just love ya THAT much.

[Caster_Troy]

the WHOLe thred... damn, that is a hellofalotta effort... but for my guys, what the heck.... *Stips nekkid and awaits the paint balling while she reads*

(heh... paint BALLING heh...heh...heh)

[Leo656]

Bwa ha haaaaa, naughty Synn... :evilgrin:

[Caster_Troy]

Always.... awwwww.... I am loved! And all this time I've been ripping the heads off of the innocent due to feeling unloved and having this weird attachment disorder due mostly to my father and that backstabbing can of lemon aid int he first grade....er... what now?

Can i call you Shasta McNasty from now on?

[Leo656]

You can call me and GK whatever you want whenever the mood strikes you, cutie. You're nWo Tech 4 Life, that carries certain privelages, like free passes to the annual barbecue and a steady supply of... "pain go bye bye cigarettes". :evilgrin:

[Caster_Troy]

my name is Cass, and I'm a chain-smoking, alcoholic, sociopath. I used to masterbate at the fountain in the mall and eat quarters like s slotmachine wh0re. The I found "pain go bye bye".
now, I do all of the same things, but I'm smiling.
Thanks nWo! "pain go bye bye" Worked for me!


"pain go bye bye" is a registered trademark of the nWo tech. Do not use withoput permission or we will eat your children

[Leo656]

:lol:

Dude you're seriously the funniest female I've ever met... cuz you seem to be legitimately insane...

And that's not a BAD thing... that's a GOOD thing! :D

[Caster_Troy]

Aw, thanks Leo. Creepy as it is, that means a lot. I owe a lot of the way I am to watching a lot of Duckman, being raised by bikers, and loving myself.... daily... oops was that out loud.
You know you are pretty cool yerself. You make me laugh and I love it when you insult those lower then you.... which is damn near everyone not a member of the Tech... so yeah, everyone.

[Leo656]

Bwaaaahahahahahaaa.... I wish my parents were bikers instead of dirty hippy scum...

And if you were on AIM more often we could further plot to overthrow the flock of weak, non-nWo Tech sheep. :D

[Caster_Troy]

Well Aim is the antichrist (Manson so lied) so it always shuts down my computer. You could get yahoo you know? Then we could still plot, AND have very cool backgrounds while we do it.

Are you kidding? I wish my parents were hippies... then I could have had a tie-dyed micro bus instead of a bike. That would rule! I would get the horn to play some weird song, and wear no shoes.

[Leo656]

You'd also have to dig pennies out of the couch cushions to go buy bread because your parents spent all the grocery money on weed. Again.

Hippies often make lousy parents, or at least mine did, because they took that whole "do whatever the hell you want" thing and carried it over into parenthood. "Don't feel like cooking dinner? Screw it, let the kid cook for himself, he's.... 7. Don't feel like paying the rent? Screw it, we'll just get kicked out and stay with friends while our kid almost gets kicked out of school because he can't stay with us b/c all our friends are cokeheads and junkies so he'll just stay at random friends and relatives' houses, some of whom we haven't spoken to in years, until we scam enough money to get a new place. Meanwhile the kid can make do while enduring the constant ritual of harrassment and ridicule from his peers because he's a poor, homeless deadbeat at the age of 14.... but it's ok because we're hippies and WE DON'T CARE! DAMN THE MAN!!!"

So yeah, I'd actually prefer my parents were just about anything other than hippies. Nazis would even be a huge step up. At least they'd care about SOMEthing.

[Caster_Troy]

F*ck.... I never thought about it that way. I guess I kinda didn't do too bad then. You know considering I think you turned out pretty damn well.

[Leo656]

Yeah, so do I. I've never done drugs (more or less... heh), I rarely drink to excess, I've never killed anyone, and the only thing I ever "stole" was a pair of sunglasses from K-Mart that didn't even have a tag on them (so for all I know someone might'a left 'em there :P ).

So all in all I think I'm pretty well-adjusted considering my mother drank, smoked, smoked pot and did coke while she was pregnant with me, used to give me bottles of Lowenbrau when I was a baby, both parents were in and out of jail throughout my whole childhood (Dad STILL doesn't have his sh*t together and never will), we got kicked out of both our first house and our apartment due to their negligence and/or incompetence, and my father stole about ten thousand dollars from me when I was 15.

Aside from the occasional murderous rage, I think I'm doing pretty well, all things considered.

[Caster_Troy]

Yeah well we can't pick our parents. My mom was in mental instutions through most of my childhood, plus she was an alcholoic pill popper and my dad was mister aloof-lets -go -to -work -at -6 -am -and -come -home --at -9 -and -then -go -riding -all -weekend -just -so -i -don't -have -to -deal with -the -problems -at -home -because -i'm -emotionally -unable.
My old man got his **** together when I was about 18... my mom, well she is just starting to now. But I had me sister, she is almost like my daughter in a way. I mean I practically raised her from when she was 7 years old up to now. It's a long story... but yeah, so right.
How about that...er... local sports team... do you think they'll win the... award thingy? yeah, alrighty thennnn.....

[Leo656]

I forgot to mention my mom in the institution, LoL. And my sister. AND my cousin. Makes me wonder when it's gonna be my turn. It almost was when I was 11, my mom was afraid of me and wanted to send me away because I was lashing out due to the fact I hated them and hated my life and started pulling knives on people. Seems so long ago since I've calmed down a lot since then.

Of course, I had a lotta sex between 14 and 17 and that may have calmed my nerves just a *bit*. :lol:

And no, the Yankees shant win anything because of a voodoo curse I performed last Wednesday which ensures that should they make it to the World Series, in Game 7 every player will be struck with a sudden case of the Syph and be unable to play.

[Caster_Troy]

oooh you have such eerie powers, Leo. Hey could you curse my ex for me... his name is Jase and is a useless tit. Just do to him what you did to the Yankees... yes, thats it it's perfect.

SO yeah, I guess a ****ed up family life makes a very interesting person, no?

[Leo656]

Sure does. I sleep in a bathtub full of peanut butter. But only Peter Pan brand, anything else give me a horrible rash.

[Caster_Troy]

Crunchy or smooth?

[Leo656]

Smooth, one time I used crunchy and nearly choked to death in my sleep.

[Caster_Troy]

plus all those little peanuts up yer butt can't be too good... I mean gerbils are one thing, but peanuts??

[Leo656]

Now that's just wrong.... :lol:

[Caster_Troy]

ain't it tho... but if you did have peanuts up there the little critters could eat something... i think I'm gonna stop now

[Leo656]

:lol: Please do... I'd love to see what YOUR parties are like... yeeeeesh....

[GK Punk]

I cannot believe I missed out on all three of us being here at the same time *pouts and leaves thread*

[Raven]

I might as well join in on the craziness
gives every one a pin that says

*are you out of your damn mind*

:evilgrin: