View Full Version : I'm never going surfing again...
cqb101
08-12-2003, 01:14 PM
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgCmAX0Vnf9rQZRq1eiP67JtuF3fzn6IThiMDM*gb0jKY!Go9 msLaKdVf5vY1iAGEfmKbLFVWM!*MtoMR!39vzsub9YIHfBC9E8 bL4r37xU/shark1.jpg?dc=4675434257396208145
*shudder*
Donatello the turtle
08-12-2003, 01:16 PM
o....k.......
Mr. Snackpants
08-12-2003, 01:25 PM
Why???
That Matt Guy
08-12-2003, 01:29 PM
Arr, thar he be. I'd just harpoon his ass... er, fin.
cqb101
08-12-2003, 01:29 PM
Why???
Are you blind?
That Matt Guy
08-12-2003, 01:33 PM
It's probably just some kid in a shark suit.
Mr. Snackpants
08-12-2003, 01:35 PM
Why???
Are you blind?
hmmmmm, no
cqb101
08-12-2003, 01:35 PM
It's probably just some kid in a shark suit.
:lol:
Dr. Doom
08-12-2003, 01:51 PM
giggle tits, lol
Raven
08-12-2003, 02:11 PM
:lol:
i'll stay out of the water now :o
Jephael
08-12-2003, 02:28 PM
Man, how is that even possible?
Raven
08-12-2003, 02:39 PM
were did you get that cqb, its possible its a fake photo? mabey?
Skeletoncrew
08-12-2003, 02:45 PM
That's yet another reason I don't like going into the ocean.
Incidentally, my fave radio talk show was discussing the Discovery Channel's "Shark Week" so I e-mailed them:
"Rick,
"Anatomy of a Sharkbite" was on Discovery the other night. The guy who got bitten is a shark expert who is apparently famed for getting closer to sharks than anyone else. He was doing an interview in shallow water, with assistants throwing meat around them to attract the sharks. He told the interviewer all about how if you were still, they wouldn't pay you any mind. The Irony Gods must have been watching. A bull shark nudged his calf, sank its teeth in, and tried to drag him into deeper water to finish the job.
OH YEAH.
Full color.
God I love the Discovery channel.
Oh, and yeah, he lived. He just lost most of his calf. They showed some other sharkbite survivors as well. Lotsa stuff to make your skin crawl."
They just read it on-air, too. I feel special. :D
cqb101
08-12-2003, 03:05 PM
I watched that. It was really interesting.....I love shark week..... :D
Taloniss
08-12-2003, 03:17 PM
Someone better call Brock Lesnar, quick!
Raven
08-12-2003, 03:19 PM
Someone better call Brock Lesnar, quick!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
cqb101
08-12-2003, 03:29 PM
:lol: It's just a dolphin.....
Heres the proof: http://www.snopes.com/photos/surfer.asp
But if you still want to see a picture of a shark, check this out. This ones actually is REAL.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQCqArgUZ8t1*W3kUrOHPB2WO8anD*2vOCIzW4oUqUfuFC!sV rl0DL9XweK5gwzFHeNcHfK9kqBHMsubzuMXPOzoU1XYkirQ8vw 1gVnj3Eo/YIKES.jpg?dc=4675434268467933914
Sparvid
08-12-2003, 05:04 PM
So, did you just forget the ":wink:" in the end or..?
cqb101
08-12-2003, 05:12 PM
So, did you just forget the ":wink:" in the end or..?
:lol: I just wanted people to believe it.
Taloniss
08-12-2003, 06:55 PM
:lol: It's just a dolphin.....
Heres the proof: http://www.snopes.com/photos/surfer.asp
But if you still want to see a picture of a shark, check this out. This ones actually is REAL.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQCqArgUZ8t1*W3kUrOHPB2WO8anD*2vOCIzW4oUqUfuFC!sV rl0DL9XweK5gwzFHeNcHfK9kqBHMsubzuMXPOzoU1XYkirQ8vw 1gVnj3Eo/YIKES.jpg?dc=4675434268467933914
That picture reminds me of the scene in the 1960's Batman movie, where Adam West is being bitten by an obviously fake shark while standing on a rope ladder, hanging from the Batcopter, and he pulls out his Anti-Shark Repellent to deal with it.
That scene was so frickin' funny!! :lol: :lol:
Pepzi
08-12-2003, 11:45 PM
happens all the time, in home country we swim for the hell of it and them sharks are always there and everyone is like MATE!!!
Skeletoncrew
08-13-2003, 12:28 AM
[quote=cqb101]:lol: It's just a dolphin.....
Heres the proof: http://www.snopes.com/photos/surfer.asp
But if you still want to see a picture of a shark, check this out. This ones actually is REAL.
That picture reminds me of the scene in the 1960's Batman movie, where Adam West is being bitten by an obviously fake shark while standing on a rope ladder, hanging from the Batcopter, and he pulls out his Anti-Shark Repellent to deal with it.
Hah! I remember that!
I think the photo is a pretty funny fake. I can remember reading about it in National Geographic, because people kept asking them about it. They showed exactly which photos had been used to put it together.
Incidentally, I'm not sure that I'd want to encounter a wild dolphin either. It may not try to eat me, but its still a big wild animal!
That Matt Guy
08-13-2003, 05:21 AM
That picture reminds me of the scene in the 1960's Batman movie, where Adam West is being bitten by an obviously fake shark while standing on a rope ladder, hanging from the Batcopter, and he pulls out his Anti-Shark Repellent to deal with it.
Yes, and after spraying the shark with the repellent, it blew up. Batman then gave a touching eulogy of how "that poor and helpless creature was used by the forces of evil"
Mars-Chan
08-13-2003, 10:34 AM
Thank Heaven I don't know how to surf!!!! :lol:
cqb101
08-13-2003, 10:40 AM
Thank Heaven I don't know how to surf!!!! :lol:
Why? Surfings fun!
Mars-Chan
08-13-2003, 10:42 AM
I know...but I just don't. Eh-heh... :tanime:
cqb101
08-13-2003, 10:46 AM
I've seen a shark before when I was snorkeling in Bermuda. My sister got freaked out and I tried to stay calm.
Mars-Chan
08-13-2003, 10:47 AM
Define "tried". :lol:
cqb101
08-13-2003, 10:52 AM
I swam like hell. :lol:
Mars-Chan
08-13-2003, 11:00 AM
I would too, only I'd be calling for Raph's help. :lol:
That Matt Guy
08-13-2003, 11:00 AM
Damn, the ocean sucks.
Mars-Chan
08-13-2003, 11:01 AM
No it doesn't.
Raven
08-13-2003, 11:02 AM
its probably a good thing that ive never been out surfing.
cqb101
08-13-2003, 11:02 AM
I would too, only I'd be calling for Raph's help. :lol:
:lol: I would have been able to swim a lot faster if my sister hadn't jumped on top of me. And she's like *counts on fingers* 6 years older than me!
Mars-Chan
08-13-2003, 11:03 AM
:lol: :lol: THAT would be a problem! :lol:
That Matt Guy
08-13-2003, 11:03 AM
Everytime I go to the coast, the beach is either filled with trash, dead fish, or mounds of sea weed.
Raven
08-13-2003, 11:05 AM
ive never been to a beach.....................just indoor pools.
Dr. Doom
08-13-2003, 02:49 PM
I hate beaches. Water's all cold and the rocks hurt your feet........
Skeletoncrew
08-13-2003, 02:54 PM
I can't help but think about the best shark scene I've ever seen in a movie. Lucio Fulchi's Zombi contains an underwater shark v. zombie scene with a topless young woman caught in the middle of the action! :evilgrin:
cqb101
08-13-2003, 02:55 PM
I can't help but think about the best shark scene I've ever seen in a movie. Lucio Fulchi's Zombi contains an underwater shark v. zombie scene with a topless young woman caught in the middle of the action! :evilgrin:
I gotta see that!
Skeletoncrew
08-13-2003, 03:07 PM
If you're into good gory horror, you'll love it!
Raven
08-13-2003, 03:09 PM
If you're into good gory horror, you'll love it!
what if your not, than how will you like it.
Dr. Doom
08-13-2003, 03:10 PM
lol
Skeletoncrew
08-13-2003, 05:34 PM
If you're into good gory horror, you'll love it!
what if your not, than how will you like it.
Presumably, you won't. But then, why would you watch an Italian zombie movie if you're not into that sort of thing?
Voltron
08-13-2003, 06:00 PM
Because Italian women are drop dead gorgeous. Especially Mama Celeste...
Raven
08-13-2003, 08:41 PM
If you're into good gory horror, you'll love it!
what if your not, than how will you like it.
Presumably, you won't. But then, why would you watch an Italian zombie movie if you're not into that sort of thing?
I was just being a smart ass, thats all :D
Skeletoncrew
08-14-2003, 12:38 AM
Smartasses of the world unite! :D
Reznorite420
08-14-2003, 08:58 PM
An exploding shark, for that matter :D
Mars-Chan
08-15-2003, 10:06 AM
BOOM!* Ow.... :lol:
HorseTechie
08-15-2003, 11:08 AM
I can't help but think about the best shark scene I've ever seen in a movie. Lucio Fulchi's Zombi contains an underwater shark v. zombie scene with a topless young woman caught in the middle of the action! :evilgrin:
I gotta see that!
The underwater shark version of Hooters! Mmm.. spicy Italian chicken wings... :lol:
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