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Zilla
08-15-2003, 05:32 PM
Hey! Been a Tmnt fan since the the begining, and still love it to this day! Seeing the new series now is like ... reliving my childhood! I just got the first wave of figures that appeared here in montreal and Oh man are they awsome! aaah i feel like a kid again :D
anyhoo, hope to join in on some tmnt disscussions with y'all.
Great site by the way!
cqb101
08-15-2003, 07:43 PM
Welcome! I'm cqb101 the resident paintballwizard, and X-Men evolution fan. Enjoy your stay!
*hands over a big mac of welcome*
I represent the Marvel club, IPSIA, and weasels nest. Join if you want.!
Kid Icarus
08-15-2003, 08:01 PM
hey, welcome to the forums!
hope you like it here ^_^.
Jephael
08-16-2003, 09:57 AM
Welcome aboard, Zilla. (hands a mango of Welcome)
I swiped this from Azure while he wasn't looking. Shh!
Storm Wolf
08-16-2003, 11:06 AM
*slides into the thread and crashes into a wall* owwww.....mother............................oh hey a newbi! sweet! welcome to the technodrome! *shouting is herd from the background* whoooo.....looks like i gotta go! :o :embarass:
Raphaella
08-16-2003, 12:35 PM
Yo dude, welcome, it's great here, I haven't been smart enough to spend as much time as I like, but you'll find it cool, oh, and you'll prolly get a shower of strange welcome gifts, Turtle Power
Mars-Chan
08-16-2003, 01:26 PM
BAMF! *appears* What's up?! Name of Mars (but you may call me "Mars"...everyone does... :lol: ) Here! *hands over a slice of Pizza* On the house. Watch out for my weirdo friend named Stryker! He's the Futurama freak in these here parts. Other than that...WELCOME!! BAMF! *disappears*
Jo Dawn
08-16-2003, 02:56 PM
Hi there! My name's Jo Dawn, but call me Jo or JD. Either one. Welcome to the Technodrome. Enjoy your stay!
See you around,
Jo
Donatello007
08-16-2003, 03:12 PM
Dont eat the food. As MP always says it is poison. Anyways, welcome to the technodrome.
cqb101
08-16-2003, 03:13 PM
Dont eat the food. As MP always says it is poison. Anyways, welcome to the technodrome.
Actually I say it's poison. Get your members right. :P
Mars-Chan
08-16-2003, 03:21 PM
:trolleye: :lol:
damnhooligan
08-16-2003, 05:39 PM
Welcome.
Yeah, the general rule of thumb is don't eat anything anyone offers you.
Glad to have ya aboard.
Donatello007
08-16-2003, 05:41 PM
Oh sry. MP just says not to eat it right?
Zilla
08-16-2003, 05:53 PM
:lol:
thanks for the welcomes :D
*sees the bigmac pizza and magos*
its really poison? but.. but.. i love food so very much :cry: I guess I'll have to put these gracious gifts on display then.
Raven
08-16-2003, 06:02 PM
hey zilla nice av! yours to mars! and I use to say dont eat anything, but i stopped, but i got that from cqb101
but here have this glow stick i pissed on! :evilgrin:
cqb101
08-16-2003, 06:02 PM
Big Macs and Mangos aren't poison. Everything else is.
Raven
08-16-2003, 06:05 PM
Big Macs and Mangos aren't poison. Everything else is.
well there posion if i give them to you :P
Zilla
08-16-2003, 06:18 PM
*puts on biohazard suit and picks up the glowstick*
sweet! Now I can tell people that this stick has been blessed with the urine of the gods! .... and charge crazy people 5 bucks a pop to see it! :P
Raven
08-16-2003, 06:21 PM
oh man why didnt I ever think of that!
cqb101
08-16-2003, 06:21 PM
*Hands Zilla 10 dollars* Can I see it twice?
Raven
08-16-2003, 06:23 PM
*hands zilla 5 bucks*
man I have to see this glow stick piss thing!
Mars-Chan
08-18-2003, 12:56 PM
*whistles casually as she walks to the door*
bender
08-19-2003, 08:25 PM
i hate the name noob it gets on my nerves
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 08:57 AM
Hey! ANOTHER NEWBIE!!! *glomps Newbie* HI!!! *hands over pizza* Don't mind us....we're all a little kooky. :lol:
Raven
08-20-2003, 11:39 AM
you could say were the adams family :D
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 11:40 AM
ch-ch-ch.......-ha ha ha........
*slices mp in half with a machete and looks at mars through my bloody hockey mask*
Raven
08-20-2003, 11:43 AM
ow, that kinda hurt
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 11:46 AM
*pokes mp's legs with machete*
....hm....the evil is strong in this one....better put on my negotiating face
*takes off mask and it transforms into a snap-brim fedora and the machete turns into a four bladed razor glove*
*puts on the hat*
hey mp....wanna be evil?
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 11:48 AM
:roll: Try Me. I dare you.
BTW, Styker, did you get my PM?
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 11:49 AM
*flames burst out of mars' back*
yes i did.... :evilgrin:
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 11:51 AM
Well...could you PM me the results of the quiz?!
*looks at her back, flames die down, burps* THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!!!
Raven
08-20-2003, 11:51 AM
now my leg hurts, and what do you mean by evil?
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 11:55 AM
i can make you...major pain...invincible...invulnerable and you'll have the strength of 10 really strong hellspawns...
*throws mars around the room smashing her into various objects while pinball machine sound effects ring out using KRGR powers*
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 11:57 AM
*lands on her back and groans* Ow...
Raven
08-20-2003, 11:57 AM
sounds cool, ok i'll do it!
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 11:57 AM
How are you going to protect me from him if you are evil? HMMMM?
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 12:00 PM
*picks up a table and slams it onto mars*
ok then.....*puts a beat up hockey mask onto mp's face and voices start shouting in his head telling him to "kill" over and over again*
*points to mars with razor glove* and you....you best keep out of my buisness....
*hands mp a machete*
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 12:01 PM
OWWIE!!!!!! *rubs her head* MP, remember all the fun we had RP'ing in this forum?! REMEMBER?!?!
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 12:03 PM
*grabs mars and holds the index finger blade up to her neck*
just stop talking....bitch....
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 12:04 PM
*whimpers slightly as her feet kick the air*
Raven
08-20-2003, 12:05 PM
OWWIE!!!!!! *rubs her head* MP, remember all the fun we had RP'ing in this forum?! REMEMBER?!?!
will I get hurt if I said no? I better say yes....!
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 12:06 PM
(I'm kinda being held hostage by Stryker right now, so I can't really say anything....)
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 12:07 PM
*pokes finger blade closer into mars' neck but doesn't break skin*
whats the matter?.....YA SCARED?! :evilgrin:
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 12:09 PM
No, no...I'm just waiting for someone to HELP me!?
Raven
08-20-2003, 12:09 PM
do you want me to call the cops? the superfriends? my mom?
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 12:11 PM
hey...mp......take care of her....just one quick swipe....you can't argue...your soul belongs to me....now...kill mars!!
*puts mars on the ground and turns her to face mp but still holds her*
do it.....NOW!!!
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 12:11 PM
:sweatdro: Never mind. I'll take matters into my OWN hands. *pulls out medallion from "POTC" and a loud *BOOM!* echoes in the room*
Jack Sparrow: "I'd put her down if I was you..."
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 12:12 PM
*sigh*
*eddie murphy and three anamotronic bears kill jack sparrow*
disney ride movie people unite!
and plus....im f-in freddy krueger!...he's a goddamn pirate!
Raven
08-20-2003, 12:13 PM
wait, you own my soul, when did that happen?
Mars-Chan
08-20-2003, 12:14 PM
Jack: *rises up and "tsk tsks"* Apparently you haven't seen the movie.
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 12:17 PM
oh jeezus christ....
fine now i'll control bad disney movie characters as well
*stitch and aladdin rise from the grave and start attacking jack*
*stabs mars in her spine*
Eternelle
08-20-2003, 12:21 PM
*Runs into the thread screaming* No!! Don't hurt Jack! *kicks Stitch across the room while flashing Jack a huge flirty smile*
Raven
08-20-2003, 12:22 PM
than mickey mouse runs into the room and starts singing putting them to sleep.
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 12:25 PM
*looks at mp*...putting them to sleep....good boy
and that mask is the key to your power...without it...you're nothing...
now....to the dream world!!!
*disappears into eternelle's dreams*
Eternelle
08-20-2003, 12:47 PM
Huh?? *blinkblinks*
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 01:15 PM
*eternelle is now on a big beautiful beach*
*sound of metal scraping metal surrounds her*
Raven
08-20-2003, 01:20 PM
my mask, what? why do I have the sudden urge to kill people.
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 01:25 PM
*voice drills into mp's brain screaming louder and louder to "Kill everyone"*
*the voice then reminds mp about all the sleeping bodys laying prone to attack*
Raven
08-20-2003, 01:30 PM
ah what the hell I might as well give into the urges. turns into spawn and starts killing people.
Eternelle
08-20-2003, 01:43 PM
*looks around, stunned as she realizes she's now standing on a gorgeous beach, wearing a bikini* Wow....where am I?
* the sound of the metal starts to register in her head* What the heck? What is that?!
The Stryker
08-20-2003, 03:01 PM
*my clawed glove bursts out of the sand and grabs eternelle's leg and begins to drag her under the sand*
Eternelle
08-20-2003, 05:04 PM
What the f***?!!
*looks down but sees only her legs starting to disappear into the sand, but she could definitely feel something pulling her down*
Oh, sh**! LET GO! *Starts thrashing as wildly as she can, trying to free herself from the rough grip*
Zilla
08-20-2003, 05:26 PM
*Unfolds a coumfy chair and sits on the sidelines with some popcorn*
Wow, so much strangeness and death pondering and paranormal schtuff goin on!
I should of come here sooner! Or at least brought a camcorder to make a movie... and sell tickets to that as well!
*eats popcorn and watches*
Raven
08-20-2003, 08:30 PM
*stabs zilla* "i must kill"
Zilla
08-20-2003, 08:42 PM
*gets stabbed*
http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/violent/couto.gif
hmm.. I'm dead.. sucks to be me. Well.. hmm.. I guess I'll just.. float around here and.. haunt for a bit...
Raven
08-20-2003, 08:53 PM
starts to cry because ziilas dead, tears some how bring zilla back to life.
Eternelle
08-21-2003, 10:41 AM
*screams* Somebody help!!! *realizes there doesn't seem to be anyone else on the beach* Gah!
Mars-Chan
08-21-2003, 10:45 AM
My SPINE!!!!!!! :cry: OWWIE!!!! Eternelle!! HELP ME!!! *bleeds*
Eternelle
08-22-2003, 08:57 PM
*Hears a voice coming somewhere from inside her mind* Huh? Mars??! Where are you?! *keeps trying to pull away from the sand, but is now abou waist deep in it* I'm stuck!!
The Stryker
08-22-2003, 09:28 PM
*pulls eternelle more until only her head is up from the sand*
*lets go of her leg and starts clawing at both her legs and her body*
*transforms into a giant worm-like creature Ala Beetlejuice and comes out of the sand and looks down at eternelle's head*
Mars-Chan
08-23-2003, 03:10 PM
*bleeding stops, appears with a bazooka, a la Rambo style* *"Rambo" voice"* Prepare to bleed, WORM!! ****** the bazooka*
The Stryker
08-23-2003, 10:19 PM
*spits acid at mars*
*transforms back into my human form*
come on!!!......lets get the party started!!!!
*the beach sky changes to a black stormy scene and the sand turns a dark crimson*
*points at eternelle with my clawed finger*
i'll deal with you in a bit....
Eternelle
08-24-2003, 09:25 AM
*Eternelle does this neat trick she has a talent for when it comes to dealing with dreams, and wishes herself out of it so that she wakes up and quickly runs out of the forums*
Mars-Chan
08-24-2003, 08:07 PM
*wipes acid off of her face to reveal half turtle half robot face*
The Stryker
08-24-2003, 11:05 PM
*turns the bazooka into a feathery boa*
everything....*palm tree twists down and around mars*
is under....*trees squeeze mars*
My...*coconuts fly around and whack mars in her head*
CONTROL!!!! *machete flys into mars' heart*
Mars-Chan
08-25-2003, 12:27 PM
:o EEP!! *gasps for breath, gets all weak-kneed*
The Stryker
08-25-2003, 02:04 PM
*the tree's grip tightens*
*walks over to mars and holds my razor glove up to her neck*
*the trees break away and grab her arms and legs and hen begin stretching her out*
this is gonna be messy..... :evilgrin:
cqb101
08-25-2003, 02:07 PM
*takes off ruby quartz glasses, and blasts Stryker* Leave her alone!
Mars-Chan
08-25-2003, 02:11 PM
*whimpers as she is stretched out* OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
The Stryker
08-25-2003, 02:12 PM
*heals instantly and turns around to look at cqb*
you gotta be ****ing kidding me!!!! :evilgrin:
*drives glove into the sand*
*a gigantic version of the razor glove comes out of the sand behind cqb and grabs him*
Mars-Chan
08-25-2003, 02:14 PM
*as she whimpers* FIGHT IT, Cqb!!! FIGHT IT!!!!
*yells out in pain as she is stretched*
cqb101
08-25-2003, 02:15 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Put me down, put me down!
*chainsaw can be heard starting up* "Groovy!" ***** of a shotgun*
Mars-Chan
08-25-2003, 02:17 PM
LET ME GO!!! *whimpers as she struggles in the bonds*
The Stryker
08-25-2003, 02:18 PM
*throws cqb into the ocean*
*pulls glove out of the sand*
*looks at mars and smiles perverted-like*
*the trees stretch her out more*
come on....lets hear those bones snap
Raven
08-25-2003, 02:20 PM
um im gonna run strycker scares me!!!!
Mars-Chan
08-25-2003, 02:20 PM
CQB!!!!!! *voice echoes as she tries not to cry out...but fails*
cqb101
08-25-2003, 02:23 PM
*gurggle*
The Stryker
08-25-2003, 02:24 PM
*snaps fingers and the ocean that cqb is in begins to boil*
:evilgrin:
cqb101
08-25-2003, 02:24 PM
Ow hot hot!
Raven
08-25-2003, 02:25 PM
mabey i should help him out
mp runs to the water to help cqb
The Stryker
08-25-2003, 02:27 PM
*the trees stretch mars out to the limit*
just another second and i'll hear the sound i always love
*the fins of two sharks skim the ocean and swim towards mp*
cqb101
08-25-2003, 02:27 PM
*Red and black goop comes out of the water, and forms around me* Carnage is back! *right hand turns into an axe*
Mars-Chan
08-25-2003, 02:30 PM
Carnage...Cqb...whoever you are....GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!
Raven
08-25-2003, 02:30 PM
nice shark!!!!!!! aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
The Stryker
08-25-2003, 02:30 PM
heh.....rookie...
*holds out hand and shoots out a huge supersonic blast (loud noises are symbiotes weaknesses)*
Mars-Chan
08-25-2003, 02:32 PM
*grunts* If...I..could..just...reach...my..belt...
*fumes* AGH!!!
cqb101
08-25-2003, 02:34 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! *Symbiote leaves* Uh-oh. *drowns*
The Stryker
08-25-2003, 02:34 PM
*the sharks swim around mp and then attack by biting his arms*
Mars-Chan
08-25-2003, 02:37 PM
HAH!! *breaks the bonds and BAMFs off to help MP and Cqb*
Raven
08-25-2003, 02:37 PM
well this is great!!!! ah stupid sharks!!!!!!
Mars-Chan
08-25-2003, 02:41 PM
HERE!! *tosses MP a rope* Use that to save you and Cqb!
The Stryker
08-25-2003, 02:42 PM
*invisible strings grab cqb by his hands and feet*
*pulls him up and walks him around like a puppet*
Kill them.....KIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
oh yeah...*puts a hockey mask on cqb* now go!
Mars-Chan
08-25-2003, 02:45 PM
Where are Stretch Dude and Clobergirl when I need them...? :sweatdro:
cqb101
08-25-2003, 05:15 PM
*stabs Mars* Hahahahahahahahaha!
Raven
08-25-2003, 08:49 PM
hits cqb on the head.
what the hell did you hit mars for?!
cqb101
08-25-2003, 08:54 PM
You're next! *pokes MP*
Raven
08-25-2003, 09:00 PM
ow that was my specail spot!!!
cqb101
08-25-2003, 09:13 PM
*continues to poke MP*
Raven
08-25-2003, 09:20 PM
ow ow ow!!!!
cqb101
08-25-2003, 09:24 PM
*pokes harder*
Raven
08-26-2003, 07:33 AM
hey that last one hit me in th eye!
cqb101
08-26-2003, 09:42 AM
*continues poking MP in the eyes*
Raven
08-26-2003, 10:23 AM
puts on sunglasses. 8)
cqb101
08-26-2003, 10:30 AM
*rips off sunglasses, and continues to poke*
Mars-Chan
08-26-2003, 04:31 PM
*sighs, heals like Logan, weilds a sword like Kenshin* I DARE you. 8)
cqb101
08-26-2003, 04:40 PM
*big red cape flows behind me, chains come out of chest* You will not control me anymore! *chains wrap around Stryker and throw him into the wall*
Mars-Chan
08-26-2003, 04:54 PM
Cqb!! You're ok!! :D
The Stryker
08-26-2003, 09:16 PM
:evil: :evil:
*skin turns a deep red and eyes become a crazy looking yellow*
*roars in anger and breaks chains*
*grabs a chain and pulls cqb*
*once he is close enough, stabs cqb in his eyes with the razor glove*
YOU PEOPLE MUST BE IDIOTS!!!!!!! don't you understand?!
*rips off my own arm* you can't kill me! while im in the dreamworld!!...*arm grows back*
and i have the ability to conjure up your worst fears and reduce you all into little quivering piles of red bloody pulps....now....who's next? :evilgrin:
ThirdMarioBro
08-26-2003, 09:47 PM
Welcome to the greatest message board there is dude. The Technodrome, home of the greatest & most devoted TMNT fans there are. You're in good company.
cqb101
08-27-2003, 10:14 AM
*Face heals* You can't kill me either! I'm all ready dead! *spikes shoot out from chest, and pin Stryker to the wall* This is gonna be fun!
http://www.delos.fantascienza.com/delos28/spawn.jpg
Raven
08-27-2003, 11:31 AM
well looky looky I guess I have to step in :evilgrin:
here comes the darkness!
http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/resevil/op10.gif
cqb101
08-27-2003, 11:39 AM
MP's a chick!?
Raven
08-27-2003, 11:40 AM
:-? what no im a guy....
cqb101
08-27-2003, 11:45 AM
That picture says otherwise!
Raven
08-27-2003, 11:48 AM
:o no the darkness is a guy with long hair...unless :-? you see somthing I dont?
cqb101
08-27-2003, 11:49 AM
Well, I thought it was witchblade, and she's a chick...I think.....
Raven
08-27-2003, 11:51 AM
ya the witchblade is a chick, but the darkness is a guy.
the darkness and witchblade are mortal enemys!
well some times.
Mars-Chan
08-27-2003, 12:40 PM
Ya'll are WEIRD!! :D
cqb101
08-27-2003, 01:58 PM
*chain wraps around Mars, and throws her into the ground* Weird?!?!
http://spawn.home.sapo.pt/Images/Spawn's_Chains.jpg
http://flash.qianlong.com/mmsource/image/2002-11-1/hellspawn1l.jpg
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Raven
08-27-2003, 02:14 PM
the darknesses demons attack spawn.
"stay away from mars!"
The Stryker
08-27-2003, 02:32 PM
*fifteen large spears drive into mars' neck,legs and chest*
*grabs mp and shoves him into a gamecube*
*turns on a tv and plays SSBM with Mp in the game*
Now im playing with power......
*kicks mp off the side of the castle using marth*
:evilgrin:
Raven
08-27-2003, 02:40 PM
the darkness(mp) blasts out of the tv
http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/resevil/op11.gif
Eternelle
08-27-2003, 02:57 PM
*Eternelle bursts back into the dream-thread, still bleeding, bearing a heavy duty gunblade in one hand and sending sparks of lightning from the other.* Now who wants to play??
Raven
08-27-2003, 03:04 PM
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!!!
http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/resevil/op39.gif
The Stryker
08-27-2003, 03:17 PM
*picks up eternelle and draws her closer to me*
ah....the bitch is back.....
*licks eternelle*
how would you feel about being the mistress of darkness?
cqb101
08-27-2003, 03:19 PM
*Cape flows around me, and creates a shield* I dare ya!
Raven
08-27-2003, 03:19 PM
the darkness jumps towards strycker tackling him
http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/resevil/op69.gif
The Stryker
08-27-2003, 03:22 PM
:lol: :lol:
why do you keep forgetting?!?!!?
*throws "darkness" into a burning furnace*
i can control anything that you try to do!!!
im unbeatable!!! :evilgrin:
Mars-Chan
08-27-2003, 03:23 PM
*cries* Everyone's being mean to me on my birthday!! :cry:
Raven
08-27-2003, 03:24 PM
*cries* Everyone's being mean to me on my birthday!! :cry:
uh its your birthday? well than HAPPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
The Stryker
08-27-2003, 03:25 PM
*throws mars a birthday cake*
there!!!! but after today you're dead!!!
*gives cqb a waffle*
Mars-Chan
08-27-2003, 03:25 PM
*pouts* Nobody but my family remembered! I'm so unloved! *anime-cries*
The Stryker
08-27-2003, 03:27 PM
i gave you a cake!!!!
*bunny dances around mars*
Happy now?
Raven
08-27-2003, 03:29 PM
*pouts* Nobody but my family remembered! I'm so unloved! *anime-cries*
is it really your birthday?
Mars-Chan
08-27-2003, 03:30 PM
Is it really your birthday?
:evilgrin: YES! I'm 20!
*to Stryker* Thank you.
The Stryker
08-27-2003, 03:33 PM
*tips hat down*
now any other idiots wanna try and attack me again?!
:evilgrin:
*to mars* your welcome
Raven
08-27-2003, 03:35 PM
I dont think I want to attack you strycker, im just gonna sit here.
Mars-Chan
08-27-2003, 03:36 PM
*blushes* :goofygri: :goofygri:
I'm loved!
The Stryker
08-27-2003, 03:38 PM
*gets stabbed in the back with a machete*
:o :o
*disappears*
Mars-Chan
08-27-2003, 03:40 PM
*plays her new "Chicago" DVD*
Raven
08-27-2003, 03:41 PM
*plays her new "Chicago" DVD*
:o thats a good movie!
what else did you get?
Mars-Chan
08-27-2003, 03:43 PM
The highlight of my b-day...A GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evilgrin:
Raven
08-27-2003, 03:44 PM
SWEAT! now thats cool.
Mars-Chan
08-27-2003, 03:46 PM
I know! It's so cool I can play my Shrek game. :evilgrin:
Eternelle
08-27-2003, 03:48 PM
*shudders and frantically wipes the spot where Stryker licked her* Ooo....20 Happy birthday Mars!
*Turns back to Stryker* You're gonna pay for that! *shoots as strand of lightning towards him and his metal claws, and fires with the gunblade* hehe...gotta love being in the dreamworld...
The Stryker
08-27-2003, 03:51 PM
owie!!! *flys backwards and into a steel pipe*
Mars-Chan
08-27-2003, 03:52 PM
Thanks!! Let me know if you need my help. I can Bamf after all.
Oh, wait....:sweatdro:
The Stryker
08-27-2003, 03:58 PM
*grabs mars from behind and puts one of the finger blades on her neck*
ok...nobody move or the birthday chick gets it!!!!
*a hole in the sand opens up*
bye bye! *throws mars into the hole and jumps in after her*
*me and mars land in a Dark Boiler room with chains hanging everywhere*
Eternelle
08-27-2003, 04:02 PM
Hey...that's no fair! Where'd they go?! I can't even Bamf.....
Raven
08-27-2003, 08:57 PM
alot of us cant bamf? (I trieded, but I just ended up ******** my pants)
cqb101
08-27-2003, 09:06 PM
Where did they go? I need answers!!!!!!
The Stryker
08-27-2003, 11:04 PM
*whips chains around mars' neck and holds her suspended slightly*
*walks around her slowly*
so....as i said....today...you're dead...*glances at clock*
*the chain digs deeper into mars' neck and breaks skin quickly*
my pals will take care of you....but i've got something special planned for your little friends...
*disappears*
*thundering footsteps near towards mars staying in the darkness*
Raven
08-28-2003, 07:58 AM
any one notice we havent had any newbies for awhile?
cqb101
08-28-2003, 09:39 AM
any one notice we havent had any newbies for awhile?
Isn't that a good thing?
Raven
08-28-2003, 10:16 AM
in a way I guess.
Mars-Chan
08-28-2003, 01:57 PM
*as she screeches* You're...gonna...regret...that!!! *pulls out a dragon medaillion and Screeches again* *loud roar is heard as a shadow comes into the room*
Eternelle
08-28-2003, 07:45 PM
*loud roar is heard as a shadow comes into the room*
*Pauses* Did anyone else hear that?
The Stryker
08-28-2003, 11:07 PM
*sighs, frustrated*
......*cracks a smile*
you people just don't get it!
i mean really! the coma that you're all in right now must have taken a toll on your brains or something!
*five man-eating ant-eaters attack cqb*
Raven
08-29-2003, 08:09 AM
goes outside.
http://www.vacuumboy9.com/tlh/hol5a.jpghttp://www.vacuumboy9.com/tlh/hol5b.jpg
cqb101
08-29-2003, 10:24 AM
*kicks the ant eaters away* Childish stuff! Show me what you really got!
Eternelle
08-29-2003, 02:04 PM
*taps foot* Nobody ever pays me any attention....*sigh* Oh well, I guess I should go help Mars! *brandishes gunblade and runs off to try and find where the hole was in the sand*
Mars-Chan
08-29-2003, 02:06 PM
I'm warning you....*shadow grows into a tall dragon*....HE won't like it when I'm in trouble..... :evilgrin:
The Stryker
08-29-2003, 05:52 PM
*twinkles fingers*
*cqb begins to change into a fuzzy bunny*
*whips a cobra around mp's neck*
*cobra bites into Mp and sinks the venom into his system*
cqb101
08-29-2003, 05:59 PM
Noooooooooooo! Hm, we're both already dead, so if join together we'll be unstoppable!
Eternelle
08-29-2003, 09:13 PM
*whimpers as she looks around* Great...am I the only one that's not dead yet?? *sigh* Ah, well....might as well get it over with...
*turns back to Stryker, glaring at him angrily and pointing her blade in his direction* I don't care how tough you think you are, you're gonna pay for putting me into this mess! :x
The Stryker
08-29-2003, 09:39 PM
wait wait!!! don't kill me!!!
*snicker* just take this.....waffle
*passes a delicous eggo toasted waffle to eternelle*
as a sign of my...appreciation...*bows*
Eternelle
08-29-2003, 09:53 PM
*Eyes the waffle and takes it suspiciously* Riiiiiiight...........wait a second....your appreciation?? For what?? *Suddendly starts feeling very nervous about this*
Raven
08-29-2003, 09:58 PM
starts running around yelling "were all gonna die!"
The Stryker
08-29-2003, 10:04 PM
*razor glove bursts out of the waffle and grabs eternelle's face*
LEGGO MY EGGO!!!! :evilgrin:
Eternelle
08-29-2003, 10:11 PM
Ouch, ouch...owie!! *feels the blood start to run down her face and starts to plead* Please! Get this thing off of me!...hurts...pain..... I'll do anything!!!
The Stryker
08-29-2003, 10:13 PM
*makes eternelle the mistress of dark complete with fantastic fancy black wardrobe!*
welcome....*lets go of her face* to MY world!!! :evilgrin:
Eternelle
08-29-2003, 10:59 PM
No more pain!...*Eternelle opens her eyes and blinkblinks* Woah.... *sees the fancy black dress she has on* Wh-what did you just do?
The Stryker
08-29-2003, 11:39 PM
you are now...my slave...or the mistress of the dark...
and you..are no longer human...a dream master...but i have granted you the power to return to the wake world
but...you're mine... :evilgrin:
Eternelle
08-30-2003, 09:29 AM
I'm WHAT???!......oh...wait.....cool! *starts practicing her evil grin*
Mars-Chan
08-31-2003, 03:56 PM
*Mars appears out of nowhere sitting on top of something huge and scaley and smirks* HI! Did you miss me? GUESS NOT!! :evilgrin: Hey, Eternelle....I wish you'd reconcider...*innocent grin*
Eternelle
08-31-2003, 04:32 PM
*Looks to Mars, then Stryker, then back to Mars* But...but...I can't! *pouts* He made me his slave! *notices the creature and stares in awe* :o Is that....a dragon?? OOO....Can I have one?
cqb101
08-31-2003, 07:03 PM
Ooooooooooooo. *chains go back itno chest* Can I pet it?
The Stryker
08-31-2003, 09:43 PM
hey.....*looks at cqb* in every horror movie theres always only 1 guy that can play the hero....and personally you don't look like hero material
*turns cqb into a girl*
have fun!!!
and eternelle...you want a dragon?
*transforms into a giant red and green striped dragon*
:evilgrin:
cqb101
08-31-2003, 09:48 PM
Oh well. I guess now I'm she spawn!
http://www.spawn.com/images/board/shespawn.sketch.01.jpg
Eternelle
08-31-2003, 09:55 PM
OOoo! Yay! *Eternelle wraps her arms around the new Stryker-dragon's neck lovingly* Did I ever tell you how happy I am to be your slave? :anime:
The Stryker
08-31-2003, 09:57 PM
*growls slightly*
i also have atomic nuclear breath
cqb101
08-31-2003, 09:58 PM
*blasts Stykers head off* Hahahahahaha! She spawn strikes again!
Eternelle
08-31-2003, 10:20 PM
:roll: You two don't realize that he's not gonna die, do you? *Climbs up on Stryker-dragon's back* Hmm....what should we do to them...master? :evilgrin:
The Stryker
08-31-2003, 10:26 PM
*head grows back effortlessly*
lets teach them what pain REALLY feels like!!! :evilgrin:
Eternelle
08-31-2003, 10:33 PM
*looks at Mars apologetically* So sorry to have to do this...but I am under his orders now....
*Large orbs of lightning start to form in Eternelle's hands*
cqb101
09-01-2003, 09:11 AM
News flash! I can't die either!
Raven
09-01-2003, 09:50 AM
:o every ones dieing!
Mars-Chan
09-01-2003, 12:11 PM
Dragon: *steps forward in all black* How many dragons do you know that can actually talk?
Mars: Or have ice breath?!?! :evilgrin: Cqb, yu want to be the hero? Hop on! :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
Eternelle
09-01-2003, 02:36 PM
Not so fast, girley! *shoots the orbs of lightning in Cqb's direction* You might not be able to die, but you can still feel pain! :evilgrin:
The Stryker
09-01-2003, 03:47 PM
he can't die....but i know one place where he will suffer...
*ground begins to shake and it cracks open to hell*
remember that particular location? :evilgrin:
cqb101
09-01-2003, 04:08 PM
Nooooooooo! Not back to Malbolgia! *Chains wrap around Mars dragons neck* Help me!
The Stryker
09-01-2003, 04:45 PM
:evilgrin:
eternelle...take care of mars and major pain....the "Hellspawn" chick is mine....
*the crack to hell opens more*
Raven
09-01-2003, 04:47 PM
:o please dont hurt me!!! well if you must hit my left arm its the worst thing on my body.
Eternelle
09-01-2003, 05:47 PM
Whatever you say, master! *Looks between MP and Mars and her pet* :D So....who wants to play? *brandishes her gunblade in one swift motion*
The Stryker
09-01-2003, 08:33 PM
*teleports*
*appears behind cqb*
*puts one razor blade up to her neck*
move and im throwing you right into the pit...got it?
Dr. Doom
09-02-2003, 12:00 AM
The SLAVE pit?
The Stryker
09-02-2003, 12:08 AM
no...this is the pit-o-matic 5.0 so it just goes straight down to hell
MAN you are SOOOOOOOO out of date doom
cqb101
09-02-2003, 01:09 PM
*spikes shoot out of neck, impailing Stryker* Wanna try that again?
Mars-Chan
09-02-2003, 02:51 PM
*The dragon gives one mighty shake of his head and the chains fall off, and his voice is like ice when he growls*
Dragon:* growls* DROP HER, STRYKER! OR FACE MY WRATH!!!
The Stryker
09-02-2003, 11:49 PM
*slices cqb's neck and drops her onto the ground*
*looks at the dragon and grins evily*
*puts up middle finger*
**** you draco :evilgrin:
cqb101
09-03-2003, 01:16 PM
*neck heals* Hahahaha! *chains shoot out and carry Stryker down to hell* Your turn!
Mars-Chan
09-03-2003, 03:55 PM
*Draco looms forward but stops as Mars then speaks*
Mars: STOP! Come....we shall roast and eat sheep for fun. *to cqb* Commin'?
cqb101
09-03-2003, 03:58 PM
Ooooooooooooooo. *drops Stryker* Right behind ya!
Mars-Chan
09-03-2003, 04:03 PM
Do you need a lift or...?
cqb101
09-03-2003, 04:04 PM
*Hops on Dragon* Giddy up!
Mars-Chan
09-03-2003, 04:06 PM
*Raises an eye-ridge at him* Better hang onto the sides....this could get bumpy! *Draco's wings unferl and we take to the sky*
Raven
09-03-2003, 08:24 PM
takes out some pudding and eates it.
Eternelle
09-03-2003, 08:33 PM
*looks down into the depths of hell* Oh great..... *dives down after Stryker*
The Stryker
09-03-2003, 08:58 PM
:| :| :flaming:
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
*turns into dragon form and flys up*
*catches eternelle on my back and flys higher, eyes flaring with the fires of hell*
:evil: its time to die!!!!! :evil:
Eternelle
09-03-2003, 09:02 PM
*sighs* I'm really not helpful for being your slave, huh? :( *holds onto his back, tightly*
The Stryker
09-03-2003, 09:04 PM
...don't worry...you're doing just great....
*flys towards draco*
*turns over to the side and slow down while next to him*
now jump over there and kick some ass... :wink:
Mars-Chan
09-04-2003, 04:52 PM
Draco....*mutters in an language that cannot be interpreted*.....at my signal. Hang on, cqb!! *Draco flies up high into the sun where he blends with it*
cqb101
09-04-2003, 04:56 PM
Oh ****!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws up*
Mars-Chan
09-04-2003, 04:58 PM
I TOLD you to hold on.... :sweatdro: You'd better be ready this time, because we're gonna take a slight detour.
The Stryker
09-05-2003, 01:15 PM
*aims claw at draco*
launching!
*shoots out all four blades at draco, like missiles....HEAT SEEKING missiles*
Mars-Chan
09-05-2003, 01:22 PM
*Draco sails down out of the sun, as Mars shrieks and holds on for dear life, and flies toward the hot flames* NOT THERE, Draco!!!! I've been good!
Draco: *whispers* I've got a plan...
Mars:*whispers back* It'd better be a good one....
Eternelle
09-06-2003, 11:47 AM
They're going too fast...*Eternelle looks up at the dragon that is now quickly soaring up above them* I couldn't ge on...but you know...at that height, the weather can get pretty rough... *With a detemined look on her face, a string of lightning bolts shoots from her fingertips towards Draco and Mars*
Mars-Chan
09-06-2003, 04:45 PM
*Draco zags to avoid the bolts--thereby causing Mars to fall off with a loud yelp---and he flies off*
Mars*as she falls*:Great...JUST great.....I'm gonna be roasted turtle, and Draco is flying---*Draco slips under her just before she hits the ground*---away with me on his back.
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