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Tetsu Deinonychus
08-17-2003, 11:52 PM
Check this link for details:
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/denver.htm


Who makes this stuff up?
Jephael
08-17-2003, 11:56 PM
I dunno if he was a sniper or not, but whenever I hear someone mention him, I get the urge to quote Jeff Daneils and Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber -

HARRY: "Gee, I expected the Rocky Mountains to be alot rockier than this!"
LLOYD: "I was thinking the same thing. That Jon Denver's full of **** man!"
damnhooligan
08-17-2003, 11:57 PM
Yeah, that's a new one for me.
:tconfuse:
Tetsu Deinonychus
08-18-2003, 12:15 AM
Um...Did either of you click the link?
Raven
08-18-2003, 07:42 AM
i dont think they did..... :sweatdro: ....i havent either
That Matt Guy
08-18-2003, 07:55 AM
:lol: A classic joke, it the reason old Johnny is in my sig. There's a similar urban legend about Mr. Rogers being in Vietnam, and the reason he wore sweaters was to hide his war tattoos.
Tetsu Deinonychus
08-18-2003, 09:14 AM
I was thinking of posting the Mister Rogers version too, but thought it was in poor taste. :lol:
Mars-Chan
08-18-2003, 10:27 AM
Ew....that's just....sick.
Raven
08-18-2003, 11:43 AM
the sick kind that makes you want to stay home all day because you dont want to go to school

or the sick kind were you wanna barf?


:P :sick: :dead:
Mars-Chan
08-18-2003, 12:44 PM
The one that makes me want to barf.
Raven
08-18-2003, 01:37 PM
:o :sick:
Tetsu Deinonychus
08-18-2003, 11:04 PM
:tsick: :tsick: :tsick: :?:
Mars-Chan
08-19-2003, 09:15 AM
Just the fact that someone would make that up has the sickest mind.
Caster_Troy
08-19-2003, 10:58 AM
What I find sick is the fact that anyone would believe this sh*t. A sniper? Look at his f**kin' eyes, man. The guy can hardly see a few feet in any direction as it is and you want me to believe he's out in the jungle putting bullets through the heads of Vietnamese over one hundred feet away. Riiiiiiiight.

On another note, I never knew he was in a Lawn Mower accident. See now that's believable. Poor eye site, lawn mower accident. Coincidence? I think not.
Mars-Chan
08-19-2003, 10:59 AM
I didn't know he was in a lawn-mower accident. THAT I can believe. Lawn mower...yes...Sniper...NO!
Caster_Troy
08-19-2003, 11:04 AM
You should click the link in the first message. It's all in there.
Mars-Chan
08-19-2003, 11:05 AM
I kinda skimed over it....
Caster_Troy
08-19-2003, 11:07 AM
I see. S'all good then
Mars-Chan
08-19-2003, 11:09 AM
:tanime: I kinda skim over articals like that.
Jephael
08-19-2003, 12:00 PM
So do I, dude.
Caster_Troy
08-19-2003, 01:33 PM
It's all about retention, kids.
GK Punk
08-19-2003, 04:52 PM
*glomps the Lita pic in Cas' sig*

Nothing to see here, move along.