Popcorn

[thegrater]

One day the turtles were watching april O'nell on chnnal 3 when all of the suddin the station went off the air the turtles then went to the news station to

[thegrater]

People don't you know how popcorn works you read the story then repliy making the story longer so reply and make it longer

[HorseTechie]

Oh.. we also consider this a Role Playing Game. This should actually go in the RPG section *looks around for Krang's magic wand*

[Krang]

Done. :D

[Kali]

Yay!

One day the turtles were watching april O'nell on chnnal 3 when all of the suddin the station went off the air the turtles then went to the news station to

find it gone! They looked everywhere: behind the other buildings, in the park, even under the bus stop; nothing!

"We must find April!" Leonardo cried.

"What about everybody else?" Michaelangelo asked.

"Screw 'em," Raph said. And they went off to search for clues.

[Skeletoncrew]

While the Turtles were elsewhere searching for clues, a transport module from the Technodrome popped out of the ground where Channel 6 used to be. Shredder, Rocksteady, and Bebop emerged from the module.

Shredder looked around and turned to his henchmen, "You bumbling buffoons! You brought us up in the wrong place!"

Both mutants look sheepish and Rocksteady began to plead, "But boss, we followed your co-ordi, co-or, instructions!"

Bebop snorted, "Yeah, and look, these are the buildings that are by the station."

"But where's the station?!" Shredder threw his hands up in the air, "How am I supposed to kidnap April O'Neil if Channel 6 is gone?!"

"Gee boss, what if someone else kidnapped her first?" Rocksteady kicked at the dirt.

"Then we must find her, and kidnap her back!" Shredder began to rumage through the module for the scanning device that might give them some clue as to the whereabouts of Channel 6, and more importantly, April O'Neil.

[Kali]

April O'Neil looked out from under her desk. "Wow. I didn't think New York had earthquakes." She went over to her window and looked out. "I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore. Or New York for that matter!"

Just then her boss flew into the room. "April, I want you out there covering our disappearance. Go! Go! Go! Go!" Then he slammed the door shut.

"Wow, I've never covered my own disappearance before. This'll be a great story!"

She hurried to go collect a crew.

[Skeletoncrew]

Shredder stared intently at the device in his hands. "According to these readings, the Channel 6 news building was stolen using alien technology. But who would have taken it, and why? And where is that Chinese take-out I ordered?!"

[Kameko]

Bebop: Uh-oh...*whispers to Rocksteady* I thought youse said he wanted Japanese food...

[Skeletoncrew]

Rocksteady snorted, "Aren't they the same thing?"

Shredder came up behind them and grabbed them each by the ear. "Incompetent fools! I don't know why I keep you idiots around."

"Uhh, because if you didn't have us youse wouldn't have anyone to abuse?"

"Moron. But you do have a point. Come on, there's a Cantonese place down the street." Shredder and the two mutants headed off to get some chow.

Meanwhile, the Turtles had no luck in their search for clues so they decided to take a lunch break. The question was, where?

[Kali]

"I want pizza!"
Raphael rolled his eyes. "Can't we have something else for once?"
"We passed a Cantonese place a couple blocks ago," Don suggested.
"Do they make pizza?"
"No, and that a plus," Leo said. "Let's go."

Meanwhile...
April jogged down the stairs in search of anyone. Everyone had seemed to disappear, even her boss.
"April!"
April turned around and saw Splinter standing on the landing above her. She was pretty sure he wasn't there before. "Splinter? What are you doing here?"
Splinter stammered for a second. "That... is not important. We need to find out what has happened."

[Skeletoncrew]

"Ahhh! Hot and Sour soup!" Shredder, lifted the spoon to his mouth and tastes the soup, "Nice and hot, just the way I like it."

He was about to comment on his minion's sloppy and noisy consumption of eggrolls when the door opened and four short, trench-coated figures entered the restaurant. "Blast! Turtles!"

Leonardo turned towards him in surprise, "Shredder!"

[Dr. Terminus]

dont embarras me turtles well settle this later,shredder said.

im trying to get the all you can eat buffet so dont screw it up leonardo shredder said

[azure turtle]

Splinter lead April through the building, pausing every now and then to sniff the air.
"Where are we?" April asked Splinter.
"I do not know," Splinter responded. "But I believe we are in some type of alien craft."
"And how do you know that?" April questioned the rat once again. Splinter looked back at her and his eyes suddenly turned red.
"Because I am one of the pilots for this ship," the old rat grinned evilly.

[Skeletoncrew]

Raphael lept forward sai in hand, threatening Shredder. "Alright tin-grin, what did you do with April?"

Shredder looked offended and slightly sheepish, "Nothing she didn't want me to do. It was her idea, I wasn't the one who suggested using the--" He noticed everyone looking at him strangely, "What? You mean the disappearence of the news building?"

"Yes. What were YOU refering to?" Leonardo asked.

"Uhhh, nothing," Shredder swallowed, "Anyway, I didn't have anything to do with the missing building!"

[Kali]

((LOL! :lol: ))

April screamed and yanked her arm away from Splinter and started to run. She ran, twisting through halls, and had no idea where she was going.

"Oof!" She fell backward. "Hey, why don't you watch where you're going! Irma?"

The mousy secretary stood up. There was also one of the intern girls there, but April couldn't remember her name. It started with a J, she knew. April shook her head, that wasn't important right now. "Do either of you have any idea what happened?"

"The building got kidnapped by some aliens who know have us on the run." Irma told her. "Oh, and they seem to be parasitic."

"Wonderful."

[azure turtle]

(( This was such a grand idea! It's soo funny! :lol: ))

"Yes...parasitic indeed," the girl whose name started with a "J" said. Suddenly, her eyes began to glow red too as she ran after April and Irma.
"Oh no!" Irma panicked. "Those horrible aliens must've gotten that girl whose name starts with a 'J' while I was powdering my nose!"
"You were powdering your nose?" April looked shocked. "I don't think you used enough powder. I can see my reflection."
Irma stomped around in a mad fit. "This is no time for beauty tips, April! That girl whose name starts with a 'J' is coming right at us!"
"You're right!" April nodded. "Quick, let's get out of here!" April grabbed Irma by the arm and dragged her throughout the building.
"Ouch! April, would you go easy on me? My arm feels like it's gonna fall off!" Irma protested.
"Sorry!" April let go as they reached the lobby of the building. "It looks like we lost that girl whose name starts with a 'J' as well as Splinter." April looked about, then turned to Irma. "By the way, what is that girl's name?"
Irma shrugged. "How should I know? I only met her during Kali's last post."
"Huh?" April gave Irma an odd look.
"Nevermind. Let's try and find an exit," Irma responded.

[Kali]

((ROTFLMAO!!! Yes! Breaking the fourth wall, in true TMNT cartoon tradition!))

Meanwhile, back at the Cantonese place...

"Duh, boss, dem toitles are starin' at us."

"Shut up you moron! Can't you see I'm trying to get seconds!"

Michaelangelo drummed his fingers on the table. "Okay, so, if Shredhead didn't take the building, like, who did?"

"A better question is, who could have?" Raphael asked. "I mean, who besides Krang and Shredder have access to that kind of technology?"

"Leo thought for a second. "Could be aliens."

Don perked up. "Hey, I've got my portable alien technology detector in the lair!"

Raph blinked. "Well, that's convenient."

((Yes, remind me to thank thegrater the next time I see him.))

[Skeletoncrew]

Shredder had been listening in on the Turtle's conversation as best he could. All he had to do is hook up his alien technology detector to the amplifier in the module...and bingo! He'd be able to find whatever had taken the building. He just had to get there before those blasted turtles...

[Kameko]

(~~~
Shredder looked offended and slightly sheepish, "Nothing she didn't want me to do. It was her idea, I wasn't the one who suggested using the--" He noticed everyone looking at him strangely, "What? You mean the disappearence of the news building?"
o.0 ~~~)

[Kali]

The Turtles cruised the streets in the Turtle Van. Leo was driving with Mike in the passenger seat, and Raph was in back watching Donnie use his alien technology detector to find April and channel six.

"Okay, turn left here," Don said. Leo did so, then he realized something.

"Hey, has anybody tried to contact April on the Turtle com?"

Mike looked at him. "Hey, I'm the comic relief, thinking is what you and Don do."

"Hey," Raph cried. "I think too! I'm gonna call her." He got out his Turtle com and tuned into April's frequency. "Come in April."

[Nturtle]

The turtle com blinked and was full of static "Damn it! Work 'ya stupid thing!"
Finnally April came up "About time guys!! Big problem! The channel 6 building was abducted by aliens and splinter just ate Irma!!!!!" "Wonderful" said raph "I guess it was bound to happen one day..."

[Skeletoncrew]

Shredder watched from a rooftop as the turtle van approached. As soon as they were in range he shot the front tires out with his blaster. The van skidded and screeched to a halt.

"Hah! That will slow those meddlesome turtles down!"

"Duh. But why didn't you let us shoot them boss?"

Bebop added, "Yeah. We like shootin toitles."

"Because you'd have missed you incompetent fools! If I want something done right, I have to do it myself! Now come on, we've got an alien spaceship to hijack!"

[Kali]

The Turtles bounced around in the Van as it skidded and only looked up when they came to a stop. "Are we there yet?" Mikey asked.
Leo jumped out of the van and inspected the damage. "Someone shot our tires out. We're walking from here."
Don and Raph jumped out of the back as Mike slid out of the passenger seat, his face a few shades greener. "It's only a few more blocks away," Don said.
"But someone tried to stop us," Leo said. "That means someone's after the aliens as well. We better hurry up."

Meanwhile...
April pulled the closet door shut and locked it. She'd managed to get away from Splinter and the intern, but they got Irma. Great. She hoped the Turtles would get here soon.

[Nturtle]

"But uh... how we goin a get on tat alien spaceship boss *snort*?" asked Bebop. "Uh...well I hadn't really thought of that yet um..."... Suddenly Rocksteady interupted "How about the translocational hyperporter thing-a-migig boss?" "Of course!" cried Shredder "Good thing I thought of that!!, now come on you nit wits we must go and get the translocational hyperporter from Dimension X!!!

[azure turtle]

(( LOL!! :lol: ))

April prayed to the great turtle gods that none of the aliens would find her in the closet. Suddenly, she heard loud sounds outside, as if there were a giant fight going on. April slowly opened the door and peeked outside. To her surprise, a giant mutant duck was fighting off Irma, Splinter, and the girl whose name starts with a "J". The duck was able to quickly tie up the three with a lasso. April stepped out of the closet and walked up to the duck.
"I had no idea that Howard the Duck was still around!" she exclaimed.
The mutant duck turned towards her with a look of disdain. "I'm not Howard, you idiot! I'm Ace Duck! The greatest hero of all time!"
"Ace?" April wrinkled her nose. "I've heard that name before...hey, weren't you just an action figure?"
"NO! I was on the cartoon once!" Ace got angry.
"Ya, for five seconds..." April grumbled.
"Now is not the time to be arguing," said Ace. "We've got to find a place to hide from those creepy aliens."
"Wait, how'd you get in the news building?" April questioned the duck as they began running through the hallways...again.
"Easy," Ace responded nonchalantly. "Azure is a big fan of mine."
"I don't think I understand..." April began, but Ace ignored her.
"Quick, let's hide in the men's room. No one would ever think of looking for a mutant duck and a woman in the men's room!" Ace dragged April into the restroom.
"What wonderful logic you have," April muttered.

[Kali]

The four Turtles stopped in front of a large building that obviously wasn't Channel Six.

"You think they just repainted it?" Mikey suggested.

Don reached out to touch the wall. "It's a hologram, my hand goes right through."

So, they all walked through the wall and stared with open mouths. It was Channel Six! But there were tubes and wires going through it.

"It's almost like they're trying to transform it," Leo gasped.

"Yeah, enough gawking," Raph snapped. "Let's get in there and rescue April!" He ran into the front lobby and looked around. "Man, this place looks like a decorators nightmare."

[enigma-1]

*coughs, dusting herself off as she from behind a desk* You got that right, Turtle.

[Nturtle]

Suddenly the celing breaks open and Shredder with Bebop and Rocksteady come down!! Shredder points a weird laser gun at the turtles "Ha ha! Now with this translocational hyperporter I will blast the turtles to kingdom come!!" "Uh but boss *snort* I thought tat thing was for movin stuff?" "Will you shut up your ruining my entrence" Shredder shouted as he smacked Bebop across the back of the head

[enigma-1]

*ducks back under the desk when the ceiling collapses* Oh man, why did I take this stupid job?

[azure turtle]

(( Psst, Enigma, this isn't really an RPG...it's more of a story. We just write the next part based on what the previous person wrote ))

April nervously paced around the men's room, not knowing what to think of the whole situation. Ace was standing in front of the door, his head pressed against it. "I hear voices," he whispered, when suddenly, there was a loud crash that came from somewhere in the lobby.

"What was that?" April began to panic. "What in the world is going on out there?"

"Only one way to find out," Ace grinned. He grabbed April by the arm and they slowly made their way to the lobby.

"Would you let go of me? I can walk on my own, y'know." April yanked her hand away from Ace, then stared in shock at the scene before her. The turtles stood on one side of the lobby, while Shredder and his goons stood on the other. "Well, I've never seen this before," April oozed with sarcasm.

[Skeletoncrew]

Shredder turned towards April, "Ahhh, Miss O'Neil. What a pleasure to see you ag--"

He was cut off by the sudden appearance of Splinter behind April. The mutant rat wrapped one arm around her waist, pinning her arms down, and grasped her throat with his free hand. "Nobody moves or the bimbo dies." Splinter hissed menacingly at the assembled mutants and human.

[azure turtle]

(( LOL!! Splinter calling April a bimbo?! :lol: I can't think of a response...I'm too busy laughing! ))

[Nturtle]

"No not April!! DAMN YOU SPLINTER!!!!!" Shredder yelled when suddenly Ace Duck fell out of the sky crushing both Splinter and April!!

[Kameko]

Raph: *turns to Leo* What's with Master Splinter?

Mikey: Too many years without a date, I guess.

Leo, Donny, & Raph: :sweatdro:

[Skeletoncrew]

Groans emerged from underneath Ace Duck.

"Whoops, sorry about that miss!" Ace leapt to his feet and began helping April to her feet. As soon as she had her balance she turned her attention to Splinter.

"So I'm a bimbo am I?" Scowling, she put her hands on her hips and threw her shoulders back, popping the top two buttons on her jumpsuit. The many assembled males gasped in appreciation.

"Awww man...she's wearing a leopard print bra!" Michaelangelo graced her with a look he normally reserved for the best of pizzas.

Rocksteady elbowed Bebop and snorted, "Told ya she's a bimbo!"

April let out an indignent gasp and pulled her jumpsuit closed. Frustrated, she aimed a kick at Splinter ribs, but lost her balance and landed on him with a thud.

To everyone's surprise, upon impact a disgusting bug-like creature scuttled out of Splinter's ear and made a beeline for...

[Nturtle]

(LOL!!!!!) suddenly the little bug grew to his normal size turning out to be none other then Baxter Stockman "Damn you turtles!! you ruined my plans!! but I'm not done yet!!!" he yelled as he took out a blaster. But no one was really payin attention to him since they were all paying attention to April's chest area...especially shredder

[Kali]

((LOL SC! :lol: ))

Raphael was jolted as a laser blast hit him. "Yow, hey watch it, don't interupt me when I'm... Uh oh." He shoved his brothers to get their attention and pointed to Baxter, who continued firing at them. They had to run for cover, all except April and Splinter, who were still tangled together on the floor.

[Skeletoncrew]

Splinter began to regain consciousness as soon as the parasitic Baxter had exited his body. "Ugh. What weird dreams," he thought to himself. He smacked his lips, "What is that strange taste?" he wondered.

He then became aware of a weight on his body, and opened his eyes. Much to his surprise he found himself getting a better than usual view of April O' Neil's cleavage. "I must still be dreaming. Well, when in Rome--"

April let out a surprised shriek startling Baxter so much that he dropped the laser gun.

[azure turtle]

(( LOL!!!! ))

"What? What is that?" Baxter covered his sensative ears, glaring in the direction of the scream. Then, before anyone else could say anything, a loud "thwack" could be heard as April slapped Splinter silly.

"I can't believe you did that!!" April stood up and held her hands at her hips. "Of all the people in the world, I'd never think Splinter would..." April continued scolding the poor, confused rat as everyone had a good laugh. Even Irma and the girl whose name starts with a "J"...of course, they were still possessed by aliens.

"Oh ya, I almost forgot! Dudes, we gotta help Irma and that dudette get those aliens outta there system!" Michelangelo yelled. Then he turned to the computer screen. "Hey, thanks for reminding us, Mr. Narrator!" Mike whispered.

The turtles turned their attention to the two females, as Ace did battle with Baxter. "Argh! I was trying to destroy the turtles! Not some ugly duckling!" Baxter whined.

"I'm not ugly! I'll have you know that I'm the world's most handsome duck!" Ace puffed up his chest and struck a heroic pose.

Baxter rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Can we fight now?"

"Sure. It'll be a pleasure to squash you," Ace declared.

Meanwhile, Rocksteady turned to Shredder. "Duh, what should we do now, boss? Do youse want us to get involved?"

"No, you bumbling idiot! Let them fight each other. Then we'll destroy the winners, whoever they are. I think this fight will last a while, so why don't we play a friendly game of thumb wrestling?" Shredder looked at his goons, waiting for one of them to accept his challenge.

[Skeletoncrew]

(So I guess the report that Splinter ate Irma was inaccurate? :D )

"Duh, are you gonna take those blades off your hand boss?"

"No."

"Den, I ain't thumb wrestlin' ya."

Bebob snorted, "Me neither."

"Wimps!" Shredder looked around for something to occupy his time. He looked over to where April was throwing her temper tantrum.

"And another thing! I'm sick and tired of men not looking me in the eyes! What, like you guys have never seen any of these before?!" The rat's eyes bugged out as she ripped the top half of her jumpsuit completely open. "Maybe I should just let everyone get a good look and then you won't have to stare all the time!--"

April had just begun to wriggle her arms out of her sleeves when she was scooped up by Shredder. "No need to do that Miss O'Neil, your delectable beauty would be wasted on the old rat!" With that, he ran from the room. "Nothing like a good kidnapping," he thought to himself.

Splinter watched in disappointment as Shredder left the room with April in his arms. He sighed. It must be nice to be evil, getting to wear a cool costume, running off with the damsel in distress, or rather the damsel in a state of undress. Heh. He'd made a funny.

Rocksteady and Bebop were too absorbed in their own thumb wrestling to notice that their boss had abandoned them.

[azure turtle]

(( Eeep!! I forgot about that! ))

Raphael stopped fighting the girl whose name starts with a "J" and Irma. He turned towards the computer screen. "Good one, Mr. Narrator. What'll you forget next? That April got kidnapped by the Shredder?" Raphael oozed with sarcasm.

(( Okay, okay! I'm sorry...geez...let's just assume that Splinter regurgitated Irma after April slapped the fur off of him, all right? ))

"Ya sure, whatever..."

(( Quit complaining. And I think you better turn around, cuz Irma is about to bite your tail off. ))

Raphael jumped in horror, causing Irma to miss her target. "Hey, the tail is off limits, Irma!"

"Raph, you and Don keep the two aliens busy while Mikey and I try to save April!" Leo called over his shoulder.

"Hey, why do I gotta stay here?" Don muttered as he ducked a punch from the girl whose name starts with a J.

"Heh...Leo just wants to see what April and Shredder are doing," Raph slyly grinned.

"I do not! I want to save her from our sworn enemy!" Leo pouted.

"Uh...that's wonderful, Leon! So, you keep Shredder distracted, and uh...I'll save April!" Mikey winked.

[Skeletoncrew]

Splinter had settled dwon to watch thumb wrestling match. Rocksteady and Bebop were now tied 2 to 2. He noted that their lack of intelligence, slow wits, and brute strength made them a pretty even match. Boring. His attention turned to his two sons battling Irma and the other woman. What was up with that? They were getting their shells kicked. By mere girls! He sighed. Time to intervene.

[Nturtle]

(LOL!!!!!! :lol: )
Splinter slowly walked up to where his sons were getting fried by alien girls and Leonardo the perv was peeking in on Shreder and April.

suddenly he pulled out a zipper on his fur revealing that he was actually 2 yodas one controlling the arms and head the other the tail and legs.

Everyone stared very confusingly (i made up a word) at them as they both pulled out tiny green lightsabers

[Kali]

(So I guess the report that Splinter ate Irma was inaccurate?
((There is more than one definition to the word, you know. :evilgrin: But I think April was panicking. She ran, and maybe she only saw Splinter attack Irma.

*blink blinks at last posts* I'm lost now.))

[Skeletoncrew]

((Kali- I thought of that...but I've promised to be good. Sort of. Confused? So am I. Lets PLEASE not bring other fandoms into here. That sort of thing drives me nuts. I'd really like to stick to TMNT. Plus, remember that Leo and Mike have gone off after Shredder and April, we don't know where they are at the moment.))

[Kali]

((Yes, I know, we must all be good little PG-13 writers.
Nturtle, the Yoda-thing does kinda contradict everything we've been writing, no offense, but you just can't change things like that. Splinter is Splinter. Plot twists are important and fun, but that was just confusing. Sorry.))

"J" grabbed hold of Don's bo and they started playing tug-of-war with it. Raphael tried to stay away from Irma.

"We have to find a way to de-brainwash them!" Splinter cried.

"Oh you think?" Raph replied, ducking one of Irma's slaps. "Any ideas Donnie?"

[Skeletoncrew]

Don managed to yank his bo out of J-lady's hands, and fell over backwards. "Maybe we could get April to fall on them? It worked for Splinter."

"No good. Shred-head's got her."

Meanwhile, Shredder and April were on their way out of the building. She had calmed down and was now deep in discussion with him. "It just gets so frustrating, its always the same old thing. I get kidnapped, they rescue me. Why ME?"

"Well, I can't speak for Baxter, but I--ah--prefer to kidnap you because--well--its an excuse to see you."

April's eyes lit up with excitement, "Really?"

"Yes." He looked down at her. "Say, how would you like to just forget about this kidnapping and rescue and just go out for dinner instead?"

[Nturtle]

(Aw... oh well i guess so :cry: although Splinter always reminds me of yoda and vice-versa)

Meanwhile with the turtles raphael had repeatedly tried falling on top of Irma and the 'J' lady. But to no succsess. "Hmm.. well the proportional mass used to knock the brain controlling cyber moduladors isn't enough, I think we should try something with a larger gravitational mass.." inquired Donnatello. The rest stoop confused blinking "Uh.. What I mean is try something heavier." "Well Dude" said Mikey "How about this?" he said carrying an anvil "No not that heavy Mike!!!" but it was to late the anvil had already squished Irma (You can tell I don't like her)

[Kali]

((Sorry we had to do that. Splinter is like Yoda, but not all of us are Star Wars fanatics.))

Raph made a face at the squished Irma. "Ewwwww..."

"Watch out, Raph!"

Raph was tackled to the floor by "J". Don and Mike watched them roll around awhile before getting bored.

"So where's April and Shredder?"

"Eh, we lost them, but Leo was determined to find her."

Elsewhere, Leo has managed to lock himself in a broom closet. "Dang it!"

[Skeletoncrew]

Rocksteady and Bebop finally called their thumb wrestling match a draw and looked around the room for Shredder. They saw a giant duck beating up a giant fly, Splinter checking a very squashed looking Irma's pulse, two bored looking turtles, and another turtle wrestling a some chick they'd never seen before. Bebop walked over to Don and Mike. "Duh, have you toitles seen the boss?"

"April started taking her clothes off so Shredder grabbed her and ran off," Mike looked at Don, "Why didn't we think of that?"

Don shrugged, "We're the good guys, we're not supposed to abduct women."

Meanwhile, Shredder and April had both changed clothes and were now seated at a nice little outdoor cafe.

[azure turtle]

Meanwhile...somewhere within the news building, a giant red sign proclaimed "Free Pizza!" and pointed to a door with an arrow. Beyond that door was...Leonardo.

"I can't believe I fell for the old 'Free Pizza' trick! That Shredder is truly evil," Leon muttered. "Now how am I supposed to get out of here? All I see are brooms..."

[Skeletoncrew]

Leaderless, Rocksteady and Bebop decided to go out and see a movie. None of the turtles bothered them as they left.

Ace Duck finally finished pummeling Baxter Stockman and tied him to a chair.

As Raphael continued trying to get the upper hand on "J", Don and Splinter attempted to move the anvil off of Irma. Michaelangelo snuck off to find a bathroom.

[Nturtle]

"Hmm... now where is the bathroom in this place again?" Mikey pondered as he wandered around the endless corridors. "WHOA!!! FREE PIZZA!!! Screw the bathroom!!" Mikey ran right into the closet smashing straight into Leon and as the door fell back it made an omnious clicking noise. "Ummm.. hey wheres the pizza? Oh hi Leo! Ummm... I have to go to the bathroom..."

[azure turtle]

"What?! Mikey, you let the door close behind you, and now we're locked in here!" Leon groaned. "Can't you hold it until we find a way out?"

"But I really need to go..." Mikey started doing the pee pee dance.

"NOO!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Leo began to pound on the door.

[Skeletoncrew]

On their way out of the building Rocksteady and Bebop heard a commotion coming from somewhere off to the side. Their curiousity piqued, they went to investigate.

[Nturtle]

Bebop opened the door only to find a Mikey going pee-pee on a broom and a very upset leo. He quickly shut the door again "Well thats not somethin ya see everyday *snort*"

[Kali]

"J" hit Raph square in the jaw and stomped on his foot.

"Hey... ow!... watch it!"

"You will not defeat us!" "J" screamed.

Meanwhile, Splinter and Don managed to get the anvil off Irma. "Whoa, what hit me?" she moaned.

"An anvil, actually," Don told her.

Irma pulled out her compact. "Oh no! Look at my hair. Ooh, and I just had it done, too!"

Meanwhile, again. Leo managed to knock over a mop to stop the door from closing. "Yes, we're free! Come on Mike." And they left the broom closet.

[Skeletoncrew]

Michaelangelo ran out of the broom closet and into the men's room which just happened to be next door.

Leonardo headed back to where the Don, Raph, and Splinter were still battling "J". He wanted to ask Don about possibly tracking down April using her turtle com signal.

Rocksteady and Bebop finally found their way out of the building and went off in search of a movie theatre.