View Full Version : Happy Birthday Pee Wee Herman
That Matt Guy
08-27-2003, 09:53 AM
That sick f*** Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens is 51 years old today.
http://www.ananova.com/images/entertainment/peeweehermanAP410x209.jpg
GK Punk
08-27-2003, 10:00 AM
WOW
I didn't realize that perverted bastard was so old.
Stone Ill
08-27-2003, 10:21 AM
Uh...how's he perverted?? :-?
Brodie
08-27-2003, 10:35 AM
Masturbating in public can give a guy the codename "Pevert."
cqb101
08-27-2003, 10:36 AM
I say we all go whack off in a movie theatre to commemerate this sick ****s birthday! :P
Raven
08-27-2003, 11:08 AM
:lol: sounds good to to me
damnhooligan
08-27-2003, 11:08 AM
Yeah, the child pornography charges aren't helping his anti-pervertousity any further.
Voltron
08-27-2003, 12:42 PM
I used to love Pee Wee when I was a kid.....twisted bastard...
Dr. Doom
08-27-2003, 02:33 PM
that's all the more reason to love him now, I say.
Raven
08-27-2003, 02:38 PM
remeber he use to host that show "you dont know jack"
funny because jack is what he did in a movie if you get my drift :wink:
Leo656
08-27-2003, 03:10 PM
He didn't do nothin' any of us haven't done... he just got caught. :evilgrin:
Happy Birthday, Pee-Wee. Shine on you crazy, chicken-jerking diamond.
jeff the cheff
08-27-2003, 03:19 PM
Why is it bad to masturbate to porn? Thats all he really did.
Raven
08-27-2003, 03:21 PM
Why is it bad to masturbate to porn? Thats all he really did.
its ok at home I guess but not at a theator wich is were he was.
Leo656
08-27-2003, 03:25 PM
It's a little shady and kinda hygenically unappetizing but seriously, how many people do that? How many people in the city go to those booths where you pay a lady to dance behind a glass window while you "take care of business"? Tons. The only reason Pee-Wee gets made fun of for it is because he was famous, and because the show he hosted was aimed mostly at children (well... and stoners too). If he wasn't famous, nobody would have cared. Pee-Wee's an ok guy.
Y'know before he was Pee-Wee he got arrested a lot for LSD and marijuana possession? I think that's f*ckin' funny.
cqb101
08-27-2003, 03:26 PM
Why is it bad to masturbate to porn? Thats all he really did.
He exposed himself in public. In the USA that's illegal.
Brodie
08-27-2003, 03:49 PM
It's a little shady and kinda hygenically unappetizing but seriously, how many people do that? How many people in the city go to those booths where you pay a lady to dance behind a glass window while you "take care of business"? Tons..
That reminds me of Clerks...
Randal: I wonder how much Jizz Moppers make.
Dante: Jizz Moppers?
Randal: You know, those guys who go into the nudie booths and clean up after a guy gets off.
(Or something.)
Leo656
08-27-2003, 04:33 PM
That was GREAT! :lol:
I love that damn movie.
That Matt Guy
08-27-2003, 05:18 PM
I guess you people are forgetting that he owns/owned massive amounts of child porn.
Brodie
08-27-2003, 05:21 PM
What do you expect from some guy who had to spend his saturday mornings with puppets and Laurence Fishbourne in a cowboy uniform.
Leo656
08-27-2003, 06:01 PM
Well, to be fair he WAS always trying to look up Miss Yvonne's skirt...
Stone Ill
08-27-2003, 06:55 PM
I never heard about the child porn thing..I don't many people have. Maybe, just maybe, that's a god damn lie. Pee Wee's cool..You ain't got nothin' on him!! :evil:
Psycrow
08-27-2003, 07:12 PM
Peewee Herman was cool when I was a kid. His show was the world's first children show based on ADD. Haha. :D
And you can't knock on the fact of the crazy words that machine spurt out from time to time. And the dancing squirrels! :D
Does anyone remember Cheech & Chong? :D
Psycrow
08-27-2003, 07:28 PM
Does anyone remember Cheech & Chong? :D
Hehe... "Up in Smoke"!! :D
That Matt Guy
08-27-2003, 07:44 PM
I never heard about the child porn thing..I don't many people have. Maybe, just maybe, that's a damn lie.
Uh, no.
Donatello007
08-27-2003, 08:01 PM
I say we all go whack off in a movie theatre to commemerate this sick f*** birthday! :P
All Right ill meet you guys there. *runs as far away from the theatre as he can*
cqb101
08-27-2003, 08:09 PM
Does anyone remember Cheech & Chong? :D
How can you not remember them? They kick ass!
Well, in case anyone doesn't know, Pee Wee was in some of their movies.
cqb101
08-27-2003, 09:08 PM
Well, in case anyone doesn't know, Pee Wee was in some of their movies.
Ya I know...It's kinda sad.....
"Hey man, it's dave open up! I got the goods!"
"Who?"
"It's dave open up!"
"Who?"
"It's dave!"
"Dave?"
That's right, now open the door."
"Daves not here!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Reznorite420
08-28-2003, 12:42 PM
Masturbating in public can give a guy the codename "Pevert."I wouldn't exactly call a XXX movie theater "public". And since when was yanking the snake considered "perverted" too? Heck, when it happened, I remember my dad getting upset over the whole thing (he thought he was arrested for a stupid reason). He said (angrily and sarcasitcally) something along the lines of, "God forbid anybody should be acting like a normal f**king human being in a place where one is expected to relieve his sexual depravity the way he did."
Argue this point all you want.
Reznorite420
08-28-2003, 12:43 PM
Why is it bad to masturbate to porn? Thats all he really did.My last post condensed to one sentence. Thank you.
Leo656
08-28-2003, 12:44 PM
:lol: Your dad sounds suspiciously like my dad
Even at age 7 I wasn't pissed about what he did, I was just pissed that his show got taken off TV.
"But mommy, I don't care if Pee-Wee is a sick, disgusting pervert! I wanna watch Chairy and Miss Yvonne and Conky!" :lol:
Seriously, that was such a good show. Watching that and the old Pee-Wee Herman show now through adult eyes really shows how much stuff was slipped in that wasn't at all intended for kids.
Reznorite420
08-28-2003, 12:47 PM
I guess you people are forgetting that he owns/owned massive amounts of child porn.In order to "forget" something, we'd had to have known about it beforehand. I never knew this, so therefore I never "forgot" it either :P Besides, it sounds like a load of crap to me.
Leo656
08-28-2003, 12:51 PM
I can see it being true, but I kinda hope it's not.
I mean, I can accept that the Pee-Wee Herman I loved as a child is actually a dirty, foul-mouthed, pot-smoking, LSD-tripping, pud-pulling pervert. But I can't accept him as a child molestor or anything.
jeff the cheff
08-28-2003, 02:53 PM
"God forbid anybody should be acting like a normal f**king human being in a place where one is expected to relieve his sexual depravity the way he did."
Argue this point all you want.
Yea...and what are you supposed to do in those theartres. I doubt many people walk into those movies with a bucket of popcorn.
Mars-Chan
08-28-2003, 02:58 PM
:nod: Most would just run. I would.
That Matt Guy
08-29-2003, 01:05 AM
I guess you people are forgetting that he owns/owned massive amounts of child porn.In order to "forget" something, we'd had to have known about it beforehand. I never knew this, so therefore I never "forgot" it either :P Besides, it sounds like a load of crap to me.
No it's true. It happened November 2002. I'm not sure whatever happened with it, he went to court during all that Iraq bulls***, so there was basically no coverage.
Tetsu Deinonychus
08-29-2003, 01:59 PM
I would have changed the name of that theater to PeeWee's "Play" house!
Mars-Chan
08-29-2003, 02:08 PM
That show scared me.... :dead: I can't go near a chair without thinking it's gonna talk to me... :lol:
I can get through "IT" but I cannot watch that show!
Raven
08-29-2003, 02:24 PM
I would have changed the name of that theater to PeeWee's "Play" house!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dr. Doom
08-29-2003, 02:55 PM
DOOM COMMANDS THEE TO OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY, OR BE BANISHED TO THE SLAVE PITS FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
Doom's not here, man...
Raven
08-29-2003, 08:38 PM
um ok, your feeling ok doom.
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