Guess who this is...

[Tinselcat]

I've acquired a really fun makeover program for $5.00. I've decided to do a series of pics of celebrities I hate. Or am just really, really annoyed by. So, guess who this is? Or rather, was before i engaged in a new hobby. or perhaps, who this person will be in 20 years... I'll post the answer tomorrow. or, depending on how depressed i am on not getting into the classes i wanted to, perhaps the day after tomorrow. anyway, guess away!

http://tcplanet.thetechnodrome.com/ugly.jpg

[That Matt Guy]

Is it a man or a woman? :-?

[Voltron]

is it Russel Crow?

[That Matt Guy]

I'm going to have to say the piano genius from the movie Shine.

[Skeletoncrew]

Michael Jackson!

(Hey, he could look like ANYTHING in 20 years.) :evilgrin:

[Sparvid]

Leonardo DiCaprio?

[Dinny]

It looks more like a woman

[Machias Banshee]

*blinks* I know someone here who looks like that...

[Tinselcat]

mymymy, i thought this one would be easy... guess it's more difficult than i thought. i'll give y'all a hint: it's a woman. well, personally, i think this woman is alien hell-spawn, but it is indeed female. i'll post the original pic once someone either gets it right, or i get bored enough and give the answer...

[GK Punk]

Angelina Jolie?

[Tinselcat]

*gleefully* nope! :D

[Stone Ill]

How are we supposed to guess? The chick's got a moustache/goatee combo. :roll:

[GK Punk]

Yeah, that's why I just guessed off of the lips.

[Jephael]

I'm gonna say J Lo, cause she can get soooooo annoying!

[Tinselcat]

good guess, jeph, but, no. here's a hint: it's a musicial artist. (of course, that would include j.lo, but it's not her.) this musicial artist (if you can even call it music...) has quite prominent cheekbones, probably as a result of malnutrition, and really, really big boobs.

[Machias Banshee]

Britney Spears?

[The Master]

Madonna, of course.

Wait, she doesn't have big boobs...nevermind...

[Tinselcat]

dun dun DAAAAAAA!!!! :thyper: Machias got it right! It's BRITANY SPEARS!!! *insert theme music* hee hee... anyone wanna see another one? i've done two more of two different people... :evilgrin:

here's the link to the original pic: http://www.britneyspearsbabe.com/britney8.jpg

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Mars-Chan]

*claws at her eyes* MY EYES!! AGH!!!

[Kid Icarus]

*claws at her eyes* MY EYES!! AGH!!! :lol:

[Mars-Chan]

*continues to claw* Must not see image again!!!!

[Donatello007]

You have to do more.

[Leo656]

Britney's recent... er... "aging" in her facial features could be (and probably is) directly related to the cocaine habit she recently admitted to, too.

[Dr. Doom]

why the hell would she admit to that? Was she high at the time?

[cqb101]

why the hell would she admit to that? Was she high at the time?

:lol: Probably. I'd still hit her. :D

[Dr. Doom]

Oh, well, yeah, of course.

[Kid Icarus]

why the hell would she admit to that? Was she high at the time?

:lol: Probably. I'd still hit her. :D
too bad her and Madonna seem to have a thing going. I bet Madonna's husband likes that idea :lol: .

[cqb101]

why the hell would she admit to that? Was she high at the time?

:lol: Probably. I'd still hit her. :D
too bad her and Madonna seem to have a thing going. I bet Madonna's husband likes that idea :lol: .

If I was her husband, I'd love that! Can you say orgy?

[That Matt Guy]

Well maybe between Britney and "X-Tina" but hell no, not 50 year old Madonna.

[Mr. Snackpants]

Britney's recent... er... "aging" in her facial features could be (and probably is) directly related to the cocaine habit she recently admitted to, too.
And where did you hear this??? Ive never heard such a thing, and I think if she did say that, it woulda been in the news or a magazine. maybe I missed it or something :-?

[Leo656]

Well a few months ago Star of all publications broke the rumor that Britney was seen snorting coke in the bathroom at an L.A. nightclub, and Britney of course threw a fit and denied it and tried suing the Star, but then a couple months later she did a few interviews (one of which was the Star, humorously enough since she tried to sue them for telling what turned out to be a true story) where she admitted that she'd been doing drugs for quite a while. She didn't go into specefics about exactly what drugs she's been on, she just said something like "I'm nowhere near as bad as people say I am... but I've made mistakes, yeah."

As if it wasn't obvious by the sudden emergence of those dark circles under her eyes that she was on something...

But yeah, I'd still hit it.

EDIT: It was also right before she came out and admitted that she had sex with Justin Timberlake. I think it was like, the same week. She must have really been in a confessing mood that week or something...

[Raven]

Michael Jackson!

(Hey, he could look like ANYTHING in 20 years.) :evilgrin:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Reznorite420]

Make one of Fred Durst and I'll be happy...

[Voltron]

Oh come on! I was so damn close! For the longest time I thought that Russel Crow and Spears were the same person....*cough*Satan*cough*

[Tinselcat]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

anyway, here's the next post-delutsional teenybopper idol:
http://tcplanet.thetechnodrome.com/olsentwin.jpg

in my opinion, this one is much scarier. though not by much...

[damnhooligan]

Corey Feldman has gotta be the first one!

[Voltron]

Demi Moore?

[Tinselcat]

'fraid not, my friend. the first person i thought of to mutilate beyond recognition was ol' britz the ditz. but guess for this one! i promise, the answer is priceless!

[Jephael]

Looks kinda like Macualy Culkin, or his brother Kieran.

[Raven]

:o oh man I cant tell, is it even a female?

[Voltron]

You mutilate these people to the point where even the top forensic specialists in the world couldn't tell who the hell these mutant fiends are!


It's Mr. T?

[Reznorite420]

A hermaphrodite?

[Tinselcat]

female. keep thinking teeny-bopper. this one actually is pretty hard. i got a little carried away when i was mutilating it. you'll understand why once you get the answer.

[Reznorite420]

I want to say Hilary Duff, but she's more a "kid-bopper" than "teenie-bopper"...

[Tinselcat]

ooooh, that gives me some good ideas... but it's not her...

[damnhooligan]

Mandy Moore? That nose looks familiar.

[That Matt Guy]

Its way too messed up.

[Dr. Doom]

It's pretty much impossible to tell.

[GK Punk]

Olsen Twin?

[Tinselcat]

and the prize goes to... GRUNGER KITTIE!! yes, it's an OLSEN TWIN!! RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!! okay, next i'll try one that isn't so hard.

[Jephael]

You know what I just noticed while loading page 2 of this topic? I went to see the file name of the image and you named it "olsentwin.jpg". I can't belive I never noticed that last time!

[That Matt Guy]

That's probably why GK said Olsen Twin.

[Raven]

:lol: why didnt I think of that!

[GK Punk]

Actually I was joking :o
She said Teeny Bopper, and well that's what came to mind.

(My IE Stalls when loading Images)

[Tinselcat]

uh... whoopsie. okay, from now on i don't use the actual name in the file name. oy, what an idiot. :P

[GK Punk]

Use a dummy name, like a wrong answer :lol:

[Voltron]

Way to tip her off! We could have cheated the whole time! Whe would have been amazed; thinking we were all psychic or something....great. Way to suck the magic out of it.

[cqb101]

Way to tip her off! We could have cheated the whole time! Whe would have been amazed; thinking we were all psychic or something....great. Way to suck the magic out of it.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mars-Chan]

:tlol: :tlol: :tlol:

[Tinselcat]

Way to tip her off! We could have cheated the whole time! Whe would have been amazed; thinking we were all psychic or something....great. Way to suck the magic out of it.

:evil:

[Reznorite420]

GK: Pardon me for asking, but just WHO is that hot chick in your av?

[XERO]

GK: Pardon me for asking, but just WHO is that hot chick in your av?

Who's that chick in YOURS? :roll:

[Reznorite420]

Ask a question, get a stupid response, I guess...

[XERO]

Pretty much, yeah... :D

[Voltron]

Way to tip her off! We could have cheated the whole time! Whe would have been amazed; thinking we were all psychic or something....great. Way to suck the magic out of it.

:evil:

Uh-oh...

[EZweasel]

that last one looked more like cher than an olsen twin

[GK Punk]

GK: Pardon me for asking, but just WHO is that hot chick in your av?

The guitarist from the Donnas, I think her name is Allison. (She plays my favorite type of guitar too *swoons*)

[Tinselcat]

all right, kiddies, i'm back from plotting my hostile takeover of the planet for now (i've still got a few kinks to work out, but i've got a solid idea of the direction i'm going in. if anyone wants to call countries, now is the time to do it! once i'm supreme overlord of earth, i'm not going to have a whole lot of free time on my hands)

anyway, here's the next horrid mystery face. this person's face isn't actually very well-known, but they're a well-known, and well-hated (at least by anyone born after 1955). here's a summary of their philosophy: "Woman, git yer fat ass back in the kitchen and get me a beer! And stay away from those damn negros! Those dang uppity liberals are out again!". if this person were to suddenly die, there would be dancing in the streets. some people you love to hate. but this one, you just hate.

http://tcplanet.thetechnodrome.com/epitomeofevil.jpg

so, any ideas? (i love being diabolical!)

[Dr. Doom]

.....Dubya?

[Reznorite420]

Pat Buchanan?

[That Matt Guy]

Andy Richter?

[Tinselcat]

i'm afriad to do dubya. if i do, he'll send the thought police to come get me, and make me "dissappear", and then i'll show up in some little hick town in iowa twenty years later, a raving lunatic living on the street with no memory of my identity. needless to say, if that happens, there won't be any more "guess who this is..." so, i'm tryin' to resist the temptation. it's really, really hard.

no right answers so far, but some good guesses. you're on the right track.

[That Matt Guy]

Rush Limbaugh?

[Voltron]

The Joker...

[Reznorite420]

JERRY FALWELL!!!!!!

[Raven]

um I dont know....is itr sponage bob?

[damnhooligan]

Rush Limbaugh! It's gotta be!

[Mars-Chan]

A really freaky-looking Madonna?

Cindi Lauper?!

I DON'T KNOW!!! GAH!!!! :lol:

[Voltron]

I say! It's the Queen!

[XERO]

Jan Brady? :-?

[Tinselcat]

matthew and damnhooligan hath it!! it's rush, who we'd all like to crush...
here's the little caption i made up to go along with it:
"after decades of wondering why everyone thinks he's a dick, Rush Limbaugh finally finds himself..."

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

:lol:
Yeah, Rush is a jerk. :lol:

[Donatello007]

aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! i ALWAYS miss these.

[damnhooligan]

Hot damn!

All those years of imagining Rush Limbaugh dressed up as an old French whore finally paid off!

Umm... wait... D'oh.

[That Matt Guy]

Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot, plain and simple.

[The Defibrillator]

I'm gonna get totally spammed for saying this, but I think Rush is a cool dude! His radio show is awesome, IMO. And he's right about ALMOST everything/

*runs aways before getting tomatoes thrown at him*

[Reznorite420]

I live under a rock, and thus never really knew who Rush Limbaugh is...

[That Matt Guy]

Rush isn't bad compared to some of the other conservatives on talk radio. Michael Savage is the worst.

[Reznorite420]

So I take it that since I'm NOT a conservative, I should by default think he is, as the book's title goes, "a big fat idiot", eh?

[HorseTechie]

aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! i ALWAYS miss these.
*sai* Me too.

Waits for the next one....

[That Matt Guy]

So I take it that since I'm NOT a conservative, I should by default think he is, as the book's title goes, "a big fat idiot", eh?

Well he is big and fat. You make the call on his idiocy.

[Dr. Doom]

lol

[Machias Banshee]

I'm gonna get totally spammed for saying this, but I think Rush is a cool dude! His radio show is awesome, IMO. And he's right about ALMOST everything/

*runs aways before getting tomatoes thrown at him*


hey, I like him too... :D

[Reznorite420]

hey, I like him too... :DCONSERVATIVE!!!!!

*throws big, heavy anvils*

[Machias Banshee]

oH geez... :roll:


jsut because someone likes him doesnt label them a conservative. :P :) I honestly dont know what I am. I just know that Rush over the years has been very observant and Good with his predictions. And he adds a bit of humor just so that it doesnt turn into something like "meet the press". :D

I used to watch his show. The skits and stories were classic... :lol:

[XERO]

Hey MB, what's with all the color words?

I could hardly read "observant"... :lol:

[Machias Banshee]

Heh, it makes reading more interesting, in my opinion... :D

[XERO]

:lol: :lol:

[damnhooligan]

Oooh.

*distracted by the pretty colours*

[Donatello007]

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I like the
color!

[XERO]

I guess so with that black and white Avatar... :roll:

[Raven]

:lol:

[Kid Icarus]

GK: Pardon me for asking, but just WHO is that hot chick in your av?

The guitarist from the Donnas, I think her name is Allison. (She plays my favorite type of guitar too *swoons*)

If only she had pigtails...