How Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Should Have Ended

[TigerClaw]

a new How It Should Have Ended, This time its the 2014 TMNT movie.

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[plastroncafe]

Very nice.
I do so love the How It Should Have Ended folks.

[Galactus]

Ha. It's funny because it's true.:lol:

[Autbot_Benz]

that was hilarious looks like Black Nerd Comedy had a hand in writing this.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Spiderman cracked me up. :tlol:

[The Boston Ninja Turtle]

that was beautiful

[TheSkeletonMan939]

They should just hire these guys to write the next movie.

I like HISHE because they easily can be funny without having to resort to sex, drugs, violence, or swearing all the time.

[DarkLightDragon]

True glory in one video.

[neatoman]

Merging of the toxins will cause some crazy ****.

[Redeemer]

:lol: this video is so true. I can't believe that they some how even pointed out more flaws in this movie.:lol:

[jenna]

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[IndigoErth]

:lol: Awesome.

Was expecting Mikey to comment on women being turned into mutant turtles. :tlol:

[TurtleTitan97]

One of their funniest vids by far!

Man this movie sucked...

[turtlefanforever]

Didn't even think of those comparisons. Great.

[evan2000]

Hilarious! The voice talent of these folks are pretty impressive too, some of them (Mikey, Donnie, Shredder) even sounded like the original voices from the movie!

I couldn't stop laughing when Splinter said he don't know how to read :tlol:

[THGhost]

Awesome! :lol: The fact that Andre wrote this and provides the voice for Donnie makes it even better.

I couldn't stop laughing when Splinter said he don't know how to read :tlol:

Because how could he possibly know how to read, right? He's a mutated rat, the whole Hamato Yoshi aspect of him was completely absent from the movie. :lol:

[TrickOrTreater]

So much f*ck this movie.

[Shark_Blade]

Amazingly good. :tlol: I love it, no movies are without flaws.

I appreciate this movie even more. :tlove:

[ranger_scout]

Very funny video. :lol: :tlol: It was cool that Andre the Black Nerd guest-starred and wrote that.

[TrickOrTreater]

Amazingly good. :tlol: I love it, no movies are without flaws.

I appreciate this movie even more. :tlove:

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[Shark_Blade]

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Not my problem some people can't see the good side of things.

[Autbot_Benz]

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Not my problem some people can't see the good side of things.

don't waste your breath on TrollorTreater he is just a Negative Nancy mach 90000

[Shark_Blade]

don't waste your breath on TrollorTreater he is just a Negative Nancy mach 90000

High three!

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[TigerClaw]

I liked the ending when Splinter shows up and then goes. "I made a Dubstep." When he tried to beatbox like the Turtles.

[Jephael]

"Hey bros, is it just me or do all those Turtles look way better than us?" That was the best part IMO!!!

[THGhost]

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Not my problem some people can't see the good side of things.

Don't ever let others try to tell you what to like and dislike. :tcool:

"Hey bros, is it just me or do all those Turtles look way better than us?" That was the best part IMO!!!

I knew he was gonna say something like that before he even said it. :lol:

[TrickOrTreater]

http://i.imgur.com/bAM2NXx.gif

Not my problem some people can't see the good side of things.

Yeah, here's a good side.

It ended.

[Leo656]

You two knock it the f*ck off or you're gettin' the Camel Clutch.

Not you, Trick, the other jabronis. Much disrespect, percent 1000, baba. Everyone knows you are The Real. Not cheeseburger fatass like the Michael Bay. That is why the Kennedy MacMahon respect you, baba. Jabronis know give the respect, else they get the suplex, Camel Clutch, break their back and make them humble. Go f*ck yourself forever, jabroni. And have a good day.

[Jephael]

You two knock it the f*ck off or you're gettin' the Camel Clutch.

Not you, Trick, the other jabronis. Much disrespect, percent 1000, baba. Everyone knows you are The Real. Not cheeseburger fatass like the Michael Bay. That is why the Kennedy MacMahon respect you, baba.

Uhh, are you having a stroke, buddy? I have no idea what you're saying. Then again, I'm one to talk.

[Leo656]

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[TheSkeletonMan939]

Not my problem some people can't see the good side of things.

Wait, this movie had a good side? What was it?

and dont say megan fox


Not you, Trick, the other jabronis. Much disrespect, percent 1000, baba. Everyone knows you are The Real. Not cheeseburger fatass like the Michael Bay. That is why the Kennedy MacMahon respect you, baba. Jabronis know give the respect, else they get the suplex, Camel Clutch, break their back and make them humble. Go f*ck yourself forever, jabroni. And have a good day.

I can decode about 35% of the message, but the rest is untranslatable.

Archaeologists will one day unearth Leo's message and be stumped for years.

[Jephael]

I can decode about 35% of the message, but the rest is untranslatable.

Archaeologists will one day unearth Leo's message and be stumped for years.

Well, he is a former wrestler, so I deduce he gets hit in the head a lot.

[Whatswiththeheadbands?]

a new How It Should Have Ended, This time its the 2014 TMNT movie.

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That's the first video HISHE have done, which I can sense they didn't like the movie.

[TrickOrTreater]

You two knock it the f*ck off or you're gettin' the Camel Clutch.

Not you, Trick, the other jabronis. Much disrespect, percent 1000, baba. Everyone knows you are The Real. Not cheeseburger fatass like the Michael Bay. That is why the Kennedy MacMahon respect you, baba. Jabronis know give the respect, else they get the suplex, Camel Clutch, break their back and make them humble. Go f*ck yourself forever, jabroni. And have a good day.

...Yeah what he said!

[Purse Grabbin Puke]

Thought the Batman bit at the beginning was hilarious, but after that, I didn't laugh once...I was watching thinking...man I usually love their videos...this just seems way too long, and mean spirited...and not humorous in anyway...then I saw Black Nerd was a guest writer, and it all made sense.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Am I the only one who can't stand their shoehorning "I'm Batmaaaan!" into every video? I don't get the appeal.

...I didn't laugh once...I was watching thinking...man I usually love their videos...this just seems way too long, and mean spirited...and not humorous in anyway

But everything they said was true. :ohwell:

[Purse Grabbin Puke]

Am I the only one who can't stand their shoehorning "I'm Batmaaaan!" into every video? I don't get the appeal.



But everything they said was true. :ohwell:

I get disappointed when Batman ISN'T in one of their videos, so maybe you are the only one.

Do you know how many movies have similar plots? I don't understand why TMNT is treated like the ONLY movie to ever have similar plot points to other movies. And SOME of it is true, but it's old and not funny anymore, it's unoriginal. That's why I usually enjoy HISHE because they make me see an angle I hadn't thought about. In this one, thanks to Andre (I'm not going to refer to him by his stupid nickname, because it's ridiculous to think he's the only black nerd, or that it's abnormal to think a black person is a nerd) the content is flat, not funny and like he accuses the movie of doing, he stole all the jokes from about 299843345 other people.

[TrickOrTreater]

I get disappointed when Batman ISN'T in one of their videos, so maybe you are the only one.

Do you know how many movies have similar plots? I don't understand why TMNT is treated like the ONLY movie to ever have similar plot points to other movies. And SOME of it is true, but it's old and not funny anymore, it's unoriginal. That's why I usually enjoy HISHE because they make me see an angle I hadn't thought about. In this one, thanks to Andre (I'm not going to refer to him by his stupid nickname, because it's ridiculous to think he's the only black nerd, or that it's abnormal to think a black person is a nerd) the content is flat, not funny and like he accuses the movie of doing, he stole all the jokes from about 299843345 other people.

Oh you hated this humorous satirical cartoon video?

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[TurtleTitan97]

I get disappointed when Batman ISN'T in one of their videos, so maybe you are the only one.

Do you know how many movies have similar plots? I don't understand why TMNT is treated like the ONLY movie to ever have similar plot points to other movies. And SOME of it is true, but it's old and not funny anymore, it's unoriginal. That's why I usually enjoy HISHE because they make me see an angle I hadn't thought about. In this one, thanks to Andre (I'm not going to refer to him by his stupid nickname, because it's ridiculous to think he's the only black nerd, or that it's abnormal to think a black person is a nerd) the content is flat, not funny and like he accuses the movie of doing, he stole all the jokes from about 299843345 other people.

So in other words you don't like how they reveal this movie had LOTS of flaws in it.

[TrickOrTreater]

So in other words you don't like how they reveal this movie had LOTS of flaws in it.

That's it that's the one.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

That's why I usually enjoy HISHE because they make me see an angle I hadn't thought about.

I never thought about the fact that Splinter never learned how to actually read.

I never thought about how this was exactly like Amazing Spider-Man (didn't like that movie either).

So HISHE did their job again. :D

[IndigoErth]

I never thought about the fact that Splinter never learned how to actually read.
Now, while it did occur to me a while ago -- that, while maybe fluent in English due to locale it's hard to explain why he could be able to read (and presumably write?) English, let alone teach it to the Turtles -- something however only recently pointed out to me that the flipping ninja BOOK was not in English. So they learned Japanese from the book too?? I know there were pictures, but come on. (As if the book would even touch on what a hagosha is...)



Oh dear... they ever visit Japan and try to speak to anyone in Japanese they will so obviously be pegged as Americans immediately. :tlol:


It's funny, I haven't seen that Spider Man movie, but some weeks ago I'd gone into the kitchen and I believe someone had it on the tv. I didn't even check to see if it WAS that movie, but there was the dialogue in some lab scene that sounded so familiar that it had to be.

[Purse Grabbin Puke]

So in other words you don't like how they reveal this movie had LOTS of flaws in it.

THEY aren't revealing anything new at all...That's why I didn't think it was funny. I thought the impressions were pretty spot on as they usually are. Again, NOTHING original in the video, which is probably because they used Andre as a writer. He's not funny and unoriginal. They have mocked a bunch of movies I really like, and I laugh at all of them... This movie is far from flawless, but this HISHE doesn't make any new points or jokes. I'm not defending the TMNT movie in anyway, but those who hate the movie SO badly can't see that.

That's it that's the one.

Nope, you are wrong once again.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

This movie is far from flawless, but this HISHE doesn't make any new points or jokes.

We're TMNT fans. We've completely and thoroughly mocked and ridiculed it from beginning to end, criticized every flaw and mistake it has. You can't expect the HISHE guys to suddenly bring something new to the table for us.

For the general audience these all were probably new ideas for them. They just left the movie thinking "boy, that sucked" without completely knowing or caring about why it sucked. Hell, they'd probably forgotten that this movie even exists by now.

[Powder]

That was hilarious.

[TrickOrTreater]

Nope, you are wrong once again.

Lolololkay

[Purse Grabbin Puke]

We're TMNT fans. We've completely and thoroughly mocked and ridiculed it from beginning to end, criticized every flaw and mistake it has. You can't expect the HISHE guys to suddenly bring something new to the table for us.

For the general audience these all were probably new ideas for them. They just left the movie thinking "boy, that sucked" without completely knowing or caring about why it sucked. Hell, they'd probably forgotten that this movie even exists by now.

Ok? I didn't think it was funny. I am not the general audience, the opinion in which I own, is that I didn't think it was funny. Also, they usually create these very quickly after a movie is released, and can't help but notice this is out of the norm for them, since the movie was released last summer.

And I actually do think if the HISHE people were 100% responsible for it, this would have been funny. Andre is not funny. He repeats the same things over and over, and he exaggerates and also makes no sense a lot of the time. For someone who is a self proclaimed nerd he sure is clueless on a lot of nerdy things. I actually said "Well that makes perfect sense" when I saw the writing credit at the end. If you like his brand of humor good for you, I simply stated it wasn't funny to me, and now I'm on trial....you people are hilarious....a lot more funny than Andre.

[TrickOrTreater]

and now I'm on trial

Careful, don't trip on that cross!

[DarkLightDragon]

If there's going to be a trial, can I be the judge?

[Purse Grabbin Puke]

Careful, don't trip on that cross!

I'm an athiest, so I don't get the reference. Also, glad to see you still have no regards for context. Or take obvious jokes and try and make them serious statements.

[Jester]

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[TheSkeletonMan939]

Even the simplest of threads can turn into a big fight. You guys are all crazy.

And if there's gonna be a trial, I call being the jury. Just me.

Incidentally, I liked how the HISHE guys copied Bay's trademark goofy lens-flash effect for the night scene at the beginning.

[IndigoErth]

At some point it's kinda like listening to...
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If there's a trial, then I'll be the person who changes the channel, because clearly this is one of those tv court shows.

[THGhost]

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[TrickOrTreater]

I'm an athiest, so I don't get the reference. Also, glad to see you still have no regards for context. Or take obvious jokes and try and make them serious statements.

You're an atheist so that makes you dense?

Reference to martyrdom, bruh.

[The Boston Ninja Turtle]

I get disappointed when Batman ISN'T in one of their videos, so maybe you are the only one.

Do you know how many movies have similar plots? I don't understand why TMNT is treated like the ONLY movie to ever have similar plot points to other movies. And SOME of it is true, but it's old and not funny anymore, it's unoriginal. That's why I usually enjoy HISHE because they make me see an angle I hadn't thought about. In this one, thanks to Andre (I'm not going to refer to him by his stupid nickname, because it's ridiculous to think he's the only black nerd, or that it's abnormal to think a black person is a nerd) the content is flat, not funny and like he accuses the movie of doing, he stole all the jokes from about 299843345 other people.

dude grow a sense of humor

[Shark_Blade]

"Oooh, tension. It's been like thirty whole minutes since you had this conversation."[/Mikey 2k14]

[TrickOrTreater]

dude grow a sense of humor

That would require him admitting the movie sucks. He'd never do that.

[Commenter 42]

I'm an athiest, so I don't get the reference. Also, glad to see you still have no regards for context. Or take obvious jokes and try and make them serious statements.

I'm also an atheist, and I totally got that joke.
Strange. :roll:

This may have been the best HISHE ever.

In other news, the new Star Wars Trailer was amazing, and Daredevil and Deadpool give me hope that some day we'll see TMNT given it's due.

[TrickOrTreater]

I'm also an atheist, and I totally got that joke.
Strange. :roll:

This may have been the best HISHE ever.

In other news, the new Star Wars Trailer was amazing, and Daredevil and Deadpool give me hope that some day we'll see TMNT given it's due.

Man the whole time I was watching Daredevil I was just...lamenting. I was lamenting the fact that it'll be a good 10-15 years MAYBE before we get a TMNT that looks anything like that.

And how perfect would it be? The tone could be exactly the same as Daredevil but you could still have the joke-cracking pizza-eating guys we love, long as it's well-written obviously.

Imagine an Oroku Saki played the same as Kingpin. You feel the same tension and dread when he's on screen, but in a different way. In a deadly, bladed ninja type way.

UGGHHHH. F*ck man. What could have been.

[Purse Grabbin Puke]

dude grow a sense of humor

If growing a sense of humor is laughing at the same joke you've heard a million times, then I'm not interested. Come to think of it, hearing/reading the same things over and over again is the reason I stopped looking in this section in the first place. Things seem as repetitive as ever here, I'll be moving along.

You're an atheist so that makes you dense?

Reference to martyrdom, bruh.

It makes me dense that I don't care to learn about religion?

I'm also an atheist, and I totally got that joke.
Strange. :roll:

And? Just because you got the reference means everyone should?

That would require him admitting the movie sucks. He'd never do that.

Once again, not defending the movie. I can't believe how low your reading comprehension is. I didn't think the repeating of jokes for the one millionth time was funny. The Batman bit at the beginning was funny, it was an original joke. The rest of the cartoon was basically word for word diatribes from Andre that he's posted on his youtube channel, and to be honest they skipped so many other parts of the movie they could have mocked, and just had them standing around on the rooftop for 3 minutes. It was boring. But hey, keep telling me about how the movie sucked...You guys keep talking about how much it sucked so obviously you love repeating things.

[TrickOrTreater]

It was boring.

Just like the movie!

[Commenter 42]

And? Just because you got the reference means everyone should?

So, if you didn't understand the idiom, why tell us you're an athiest?

hey, keep telling me about how the movie sucked...You guys keep talking about how much it sucked so obviously you love repeating things.

Lol...and also, THE MOVIE SUCKED. (When you're right, you're right!)

Now climb down off that high horse!

...

Oh, wait, let me guess - you're allergic to horses.

[Leo656]

Misunderstanding an extremely common turn of phrase has zero to do with understanding religion. Just saying.

Also: Still goin'?

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[Autbot_Benz]

If growing a sense of humor is laughing at the same joke you've heard a million times, then I'm not interested. Come to think of it, hearing/reading the same things over and over again is the reason I stopped looking in this section in the first place. Things seem as repetitive as ever here, I'll be moving along.



It makes me dense that I don't care to learn about religion?



And? Just because you got the reference means everyone should?


Once again, not defending the movie. I can't believe how low your reading comprehension is. I didn't think the repeating of jokes for the one millionth time was funny. The Batman bit at the beginning was funny, it was an original joke. The rest of the cartoon was basically word for word diatribes from Andre that he's posted on his youtube channel, and to be honest they skipped so many other parts of the movie they could have mocked, and just had them standing around on the rooftop for 3 minutes. It was boring. But hey, keep telling me about how the movie sucked...You guys keep talking about how much it sucked so obviously you love repeating things.


For someone who hates these movies TrollorTreater really loves talking about them a lot notice that ?

[Purse Grabbin Puke]

So, if you didn't understand the idiom, why tell us you're an athiest?



Lol...and also, THE MOVIE SUCKED. (When you're right, you're right!)

Now climb down off that high horse!

...

Oh, wait, let me guess - you're allergic to horses.

I know that a cross is religious...didn't get the tripping over it part...SORRY.

and I'm not on a high horse...I didn't like the parody, just like you didn't like the movie...funny how all your undies are in a bunch over it.

[TrickOrTreater]

For someone who hates these movies TrollorTreater really loves talking about them a lot notice that ?

For someone who keeps telling people too butthurt to accept criticism of any kind about this movie, yourself included, you sure do keep talking about me a lot.

Notice that?

[Commenter 42]

funny how all your undies are in a bunch over it.

I'm a nudist. I don't get it.

[The Boston Ninja Turtle]

Autobot i have nothing against you, i mean me and you have agreed in the merchandise threads


but you claim you have trick on ignore why do you keep responding? and if you do see him and dislike his posts why do you respond

i mean i like trick, personally one amazing dude

but its like you seek him out to respond to his posts

and Purse, people repeat jokes about everything..how many times do you hear the same thing over and over...this isnt so much that you didnt like it you seem to just be here to cause trouble

[pennydreadful]

Hot town
Summer in the city
Fightin' on the boards and it sure ain't pretty

:lol:

[Purse Grabbin Puke]

Purse, people repeat jokes about everything..how many times do you hear the same thing over and over...this isnt so much that you didnt like it you seem to just be here to cause trouble

Having a differing opinion is causing trouble? Is this a communist message board? I'm not here to argue with anyone. I didn't like it...a lot of you did. I simply offered my opinion on why it wasn't funny TO ME. But it's pretty funny that the people who bash the movie are getting irritated by the fact someone didn't like it. And I hear and read repeated, and stolen jokes all the time. I hate it. Are you saying I have to like a joke if it's repeated and stolen? The internet is full of unfunny people who steal each other jokes, and think using memes are funny. It's unoriginal and lame. Again these are my opinions.

[IndigoErth]

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Sorry, couldn't help myself. What were we talking about again?

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[TrickOrTreater]

Is this a communist message board?

I'm a neo-capitalist I don't get it

[TrickOrTreater]

I'm a nudist. I don't get it.

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Autobot i have nothing against you, i mean me and you have agreed in the merchandise threads

but you claim you have trick on ignore why do you keep responding? and if you do see him and dislike his posts why do you respond

i mean i like trick, personally one amazing dude

but its like you seek him out to respond to his posts

I love you too.

And if he didn't CONSTANTLY bring me up he wouldn't be able to feed his victim complex!

[Commenter 42]

Having a differing opinion is causing trouble? Is this a communist message board? I'm not here to argue with anyone. I didn't like it...a lot of you did. I simply offered my opinion on why it wasn't funny TO ME. But it's pretty funny that the people who bash the movie are getting irritated by the fact someone didn't like it. And I hear and read repeated, and stolen jokes all the time. I hate it. Are you saying I have to like a joke if it's repeated and stolen? The internet is full of unfunny people who steal each other jokes, and think using memes are funny. It's unoriginal and lame. Again these are my opinions.

I'm one of a kind.

I'm the only gay Eskimo I know.
I'm the ONLY one I know...
I'm the only gay Eskimo-o-o
In ma-eey Tribe.

[Leo656]

Sheik say, thread is fahckin' bollshit, worse than the Virgil.

[Jester]

I'm the only gay Eskimo I know.
I'm the ONLY one I know...
I'm the only gay Eskimo-o-o
In ma-eey Tribe.
I Love you....
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[THGhost]

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[Commenter 42]

https://eiinsider.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/derailed-train.jpg

Agreed. TMNT2 is a train wreck. 8)

Good point.

[Jester]

Agreed. TMNT2 is a train wreck. 8)

Good point.
oShTJ90fC34

[Commenter 42]

Tip your waitress.

[THGhost]

Agreed. TMNT2 is a train wreck. 8)

Good point.

:lol: Secret of the Ooze or the 2016 movie that isn't out yet? Cos I agree with the former. ;)

[graphic_content]

i love HISHE, and this one in particular was hilarious.

[Jephael]

oShTJ90fC34

You really need to start using that one a little more sparingly, Jester.

[Technogeek29]

Lol reading one post pretty much caught me up to speed. My bro hasnt seen this movie but this video pretty much killed any chance of that.

[Leo656]

You really need to start using that one a little more sparingly, Jester.

You can't tell him what to do, you're not his f*cking real Dad.

[Commenter 42]

:lol: Secret of the Ooze or the 2016 movie that isn't out yet? Cos I agree with the former. ;)

You also agree with the latter, you just don't know it yet.
It's okay, you'll come around.

[Jephael]

You can't tell him what to do, you're not his f*cking real Dad.

Yea, but he uses it so much he might as well put a link to it on his signature.