Hi/Hey/Hello/Greetings Earthlings

[Morp]

Hi, I used to be a huge TMNT fan as a little kid, then I grew out of it. But with the new show and everything I'm back and just as much of a fan as before. My favorite turtle is Donny, favorite character is Splinter, and favorite enemy is Shredder.

I'm also a fan of Doctor Who, an old British sci-fi... and I'm pretty good at pretending I have no life. And my real name is Jeff.

[Billy the Kid]

As a fellow Newbie I welcome you to Fantasy Island. Oh, wrong show!!!

[Mars-Chan]

"De Plane! De Plane!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
Howdy! Welcome to the Technodrome! Here! *hands over a slice of Pizza* Watch out for the crazies....they're everywhere! *shifty eyes* :lol:

[Aaron]

Welcome! :wink:

[Mars-Chan]

All right!! More newbies!! :D

[Jo Dawn]

Welcome! My name's Jo Dawn, but you can call me Jo or JD, whichever you prefer.

Oh, and my favorite turtle is Don, too!

Enjoy your stay!

Jo

[Donatello007]

Welcome!
*high fives all the Don fans in the thread*
Watch out for strange gifts that you may recieve.
*cough* MP! *cough*

[Morp]

lol, gotta love the people that are here from the insane asylum... I just got out of one of those places a few days ago :goof:

[SkaterMike]

Welcome to the forums Morp. It gets pretty crazy around here, but that makes it more interesting. I'm a Don fan myself (and mike too), but just to fit in, I'll say Donatello (I'm a bit nerdy like him, and am really bad at making jokes). Enjoy your stay :) !

[Donatello007]

Insane Asylum???? Who me???? Nooooooooo....

[Tinselcat]

Watch out for the crazies....they're everywhere! *shifty eyes* :lol:

i resent that... DUCK, THE FLYING PASTA IS COMING TO EAT YOUR BRAIN!! oh wait... nevermind. *wanders off*

[Mars-Chan]

Duck....WHERE!?!? *glances around* I don't see one.... :lol:

[Raven]

hello newbie, im Major pain, heres a very nice gift, *hand morp a glow stick that he pissed on.*

[Raphaella]

Yo Morph, welcome to da technodrome, cram-packed with people from the insane places, as u can tell, and yeah, I used to watch Doctor Who ages ago - er, you can guess hu my fave turtle is. No worries, I'm not handin out anything strange, just a really strain-to-keep-sane welcome :D

[Mars-Chan]

*Quack!* There's one!!! *whips out binoculars to look at them* Pretty..... :D

[Donatello007]

*pulls out binoculars* Yea looks like a mallard.

[Storm Wolf]

*slides into the thread panting* Helllllllllloooooooo newbie! I think we've pretty much hit you over the head with the crazy people warning.........soooooo i'm just gonna give you this nice little mango and then be off *hands Morp a mango of welcome*

:o OoOoOo I gotta go *nearly gits hit by a flying toaster* EEEEEEEEE! *runs like shell*

[Morp]

yum... mango.... *ducks at it jumps up and starts to attack him* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! MAN-EATING MANGO!!!!

[cqb101]

*slides into the thread panting* Helllllllllloooooooo newbie! I think we've pretty much hit you over the head with the crazy people warning.........soooooo i'm just gonna give you this nice little mango and then be off *hands Morp a mango of welcome*

:o OoOoOo I gotta go *nearly gits hit by a flying toaster* EEEEEEEEE! *runs like shell*

*Jumps in front of TP and protects her fron flying toasters* Run!

[Storm Wolf]

Thanks *runs faster* Hey cqb.....watch out for the oven and the forks they aren't too far behind!

[Tinselcat]

yum... mango.... *ducks at it jumps up and starts to attack him* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! MAN-EATING MANGO!!!!

YEEEEEK! KILL IT! KILL IT! :o

[Donatello007]

I got it!! *rapidly throws razor sharp playing cards at it*
*mango falls into many pieces*
*and starts to rebuild itself*
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

[Tinselcat]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

[Morp]

*Runs up a wall and hides in a light bulb

[Tinselcat]

*taps the lightbulb* hey... what happens if i turn the light on.

[Morp]

OUCH!! *Runs out of the bulb and hides inside the mango* HA! Now it can't eat me!

[cqb101]

*Gets hit by a toaster* Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :cry: Now I'm mad! *symbiote covers body* Carnage will destroy you!

http://www.nerg.com/warrat/images/carnage1_s.jpg

[Mars-Chan]

EEK!! *runs from mango*

[Morp]

AUGH!!! *Forgets about the mango and flees in terror of the cqb/ugly symbiote thing*

[cqb101]

Did you just call us ugly? *grabs Morp around the neck, and throws him against the wall* Huh? Answer us!

[Raven]

*wrapps achain around cqbs neck*
NO IM THE ONE THAT CALLED YOU UGLY!

[cqb101]

*cuts chains* Oh, really? *impails MP with spear hand* Hahahaha!

[Storm Wolf]

:o oh my! *jumps between MP and cqb* stop fighting! Whats your problem? :x

[The Stryker]

BAMF! *appears in full austin powers costume*

they're just mad because they can never be as....*zoom-in* shagadelic as me!

*whips tail on the ground and throws off glasses*

common i'll take ya both

[Raven]

wraps a banage around his arm, than starts running toward strycker.

[cqb101]

:o oh my! *jumps between MP and cqb* stop fighting! Whats your problem? :x

He called me ugly..... :cry:

[Raven]

:lol:

[cqb101]

:lol:

*points finger at MP* Quiet, you!

[The Stryker]

*whips tail and smacks mp away*


Bamf! *disappears and appears behind cqb*

*puts my hands over his eyes*

Guess whooooo!

[Machias Banshee]

Um...okay....I WAS gonna welcome Morp...uh....here's another mango...uh...yeah...


*leaves a mango behind, and runs like heck*

[cqb101]

*Grabs Stryker by the neck, and throws him into the ground* YOU!

[The Stryker]

ding ding ding!

*curls up and double-kicks cqb*

Bamf! *disappears*

[cqb101]

You kick like a baby!

[The Stryker]

and you throw like a bitch

*whips tail around cqb's neck and pulls him up*

*hangs from the rafters*

[Storm Wolf]

Hey....who cares if they called you ugly cqb.....it shouldn't matter what they think! :roll:

[cqb101]

But, but........*walks away*

[Storm Wolf]

seeeeeeee.....don't you feel better now?

[cqb101]

*mumble* yes *mumble*

[Storm Wolf]

*shakes finger* don't take that tone with me........

[cqb101]

Sorry......I'll go to my room now.....

[Storm Wolf]

*shakes head* no just do a little time in the corner please.....cause if you go to your room your gonna hafta clean it.......

[cqb101]

You're not my mom! *storms off* :P

[Storm Wolf]

Fine! but make sure you put on clean under wear before you go storming off! :roll:

[Tinselcat]

:|

[Mars-Chan]

*walks away slowly* AGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs like shell*

[cqb101]

*puts on clean underwear* Happy now? Jeesh, the things I do.....

[Storm Wolf]

*puts on clean underwear* Happy now? Jeesh, the things I do.....

:P you know it! :P

[Tinselcat]

clean underwear is the stuff of angels... *little halo appears above head*

[Morp]

*Pukes in disgust after seeing the several month old underwear cqb took off...* Clean underwear should really be a weekly affair....

[The Stryker]

*gives Mars a wrapped up present box*

[Mars-Chan]

*looks at the box skeptically* It's not gonna explode...is it?

[The Stryker]

....*takes off white smurf hat quickly*

of course not

[Mars-Chan]

:tconfuse: Okay.....*slowly opens box, cringes as she pulls off the top* A Nightcrawler stuffed doll! YAY! :tgrin: *bounds off with NC doll in tow*

[cqb101]

*snatched NC plushie from Mars* Mine! If you make one mvoe his head comes off!

[Mars-Chan]

(( :lol: ))
*pouts* Aw, come on! I just got it!! :(

[The Stryker]

*puts a gun to cqb's head*

One move and your head will do a disappearing trick

[Morp]

Fun... I love disapearing tricks :D

[cqb101]

I was just playing.....*bolts for the door*

[Mars-Chan]

*calls* HEY! What about my Nightcrawler!? :cry:

[cqb101]

*tosses NC back to Mars* Sorry Marsy!

[Mars-Chan]

:tsmile: THANK YOU!! *hugs NC toy*

[The Stryker]

*hugs mars doll*

:D its just so cute!

[cqb101]

*throws Stryker doll away* It's just so ugly! :P

[The Stryker]

*takes cqb voodoo doll and rips the arm off* :D

[cqb101]

Owwwwwwwwwwwww! Not fare! Mars said I could beat up on you! You're not suppose to beat back.... :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Mars-Chan]

Speaking of beat....I got stomped on today at tennis. Not only that, I got hit in the face with a tennis ball. Final score: tennis ball: 1 Mars: O.
Ow. *puts icepack up to her face*

*hugs mars doll* :D it's just so cute!
I'm a TOY!?!? :toops: Aw.... :D

[The Stryker]

aww...*moves icepack and kisses mars where she got hit*

see? now i made that boo-boo all better! ^_^

[Morp]

aww...*moves icepack and kisses mars where she got hit*

see? now i made that boo-boo all better! ^_^

aww... how cute.... :D

[Mars-Chan]

Thanks, Stryker. *gets that evil grin on her face* :evilgrin:
Ahem.....PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts tossing pillows around, hits Morp and Stryker* :lol:

[Morp]

*Ducks the pillow* HAHA! you missed me!! *Starts walloping on Mars* :D

[The Stryker]

*throws five blue pillows at morp*

*the pillows disappear*

*pillows reappear behind morp and whack him in the back of his head*

[Mars-Chan]

Not the face! NOT THE FACE!!!! OWOWOWWOWW!!!
Hey, Stryker...how about a little HELP over here!?!?

[The Stryker]

*grabs mars with my tail and pulls her closer to me, away from her attackers*

Betta?

[Mars-Chan]

Much. :)

[Morp]

oof! *stumbles over my own feet and fall a few miles all the way to the ground*

[Cascadia]

hi....I am Sci Freak for obvious reasons. I am an all-round scientist. :lol: